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Speaker 1: Jubil Phone taps are brought to you by bud Light.

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Speaker 1: what Xbox one possess the twelve phone taps of Christmas?

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Speaker 1: Number seven? Tony's Burgers. How can I help you? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'd like to speak to the manager. Please? This is

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Speaker 1: the owner. How can I help you? Oh? Nice? What's

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Speaker 1: your name? My name is Ed. Who am I speaking to? Ed?

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Speaker 1: How are you? My name is Tony? Hi, Tony. What's

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Speaker 1: what can I do for you? Well? I think we're

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Speaker 1: gonna be neighbors, so I was just kind of call

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Speaker 1: and introduce myself. I'm running out the space right next

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Speaker 1: to you guys, starting next month. Oh that's that's terrific. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if somebody would be moving in there

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Speaker 1: to what kind of business you're opening? Oh, I'm opening

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Speaker 1: up a burger joint. Should be pretty sweet. I'm excited

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Speaker 1: about it. Well, you realize that my restaurant is a

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Speaker 1: burger joint. Yeah, we've actually been here year for this

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Speaker 1: is actually our twenty fourth year. Well I saw that,

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Speaker 1: and I know that you guys have been successful, So

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Speaker 1: I was like, I'm gonna model myself after another successful business.

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Speaker 1: So I figured, why not sell burgers? So, um, I

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Speaker 1: don't know what you're thinking opening a burger restaurant next

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Speaker 1: to a burger restaurant. Oh, I think it's a great idea.

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Speaker 1: I think it's a pretty dumb idea. Well, I just

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Speaker 1: thought we'd give people options. You know, you're not the

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Speaker 1: only option. That's just dumb. You're not the only burger

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Speaker 1: in town. You're opening up a burger place next door

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Speaker 1: to a burger place. What's next? You're gonna call it Tony's. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna call it Tony's. I'm gonna call it

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Speaker 1: mister Tony's. Are you kidding me? No, it's a great name. Right,

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Speaker 1: that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Well, you can't

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Speaker 1: put a mister Tony's next to a Tony's. Do you

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Speaker 1: understand that it's a completely different name? Kidding me? Are

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Speaker 1: you kidding me? Tony's, Mister Tony's, right, exactly the same thing.

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Speaker 1: It's not exactly the same Mine says mister Tony's, and

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Speaker 1: yours cares. It's Tony's and Tony's and burgers right thing

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Speaker 1: I've ever heard of? How is that stupid? I mean,

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Speaker 1: we can both still, you haven't even run a restaurant before.

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Speaker 1: This is my first time. And that's why I was

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Speaker 1: modeling it after your business, because you guys, obviously, well

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Speaker 1: right right there, this is not the kind of business

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Speaker 1: you just come into on a whim. I've done my research, obviously,

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Speaker 1: and I've seen obviously what you came into our place

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Speaker 1: and had a hamburger. I did, and it was fabulous,

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Speaker 1: But I plan on making a little bit better of

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Speaker 1: a burger. I doubt that that was a joke about that.

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Speaker 1: And if you think that this is something that you

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Speaker 1: can get away with, you're mistaken. Are you just jealous

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Speaker 1: because you didn't think of this first? I did think

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Speaker 1: of it first. You didn't think of mister Tony's, what

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Speaker 1: are you opening? Because I'm gonna come over there, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna bring my attorney and I'm going to sue you.

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Speaker 1: What was your name back to the Stone Age? Your

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Speaker 1: name was ed right? Yes, what are you even doing

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Speaker 1: owning a Tony's? I'm actually a Tony I kind of

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Speaker 1: deserve to have the name over you anyway, So really,

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Speaker 1: you kind of ripped me off. Tony was my father's name?

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Speaker 1: Your bass? Okay, well then your dad ripped me off.

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Speaker 1: Somebody needs to explain how your name is Tony's When

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Speaker 1: we are you right now? Where are you you? Son

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Speaker 1: of a Because I'm going to come over there and

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Speaker 1: I'm going to kick You're gonna have we have to

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Speaker 1: stop fighting. If we're going to exist together as business partners,

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Speaker 1: we are not going to exist together. We are not

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Speaker 1: going to exist. You are not going to open your doors.

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Speaker 1: How about this? What if we just combine forces. We're

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Speaker 1: not combining any force? Think about it. I don't know

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Speaker 1: who the hell you are with your dumb damn ideas.

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Speaker 1: Think about except notions of like what you think that

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Speaker 1: a business is? We just how you go about anything.

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Speaker 1: We combine our two businesses, there is we'll combining any

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Speaker 1: businesses we call it. I don't know who you are.

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Speaker 1: All I know is that you're an idiot. I don't

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Speaker 1: want to have anything to do with you. Listening is

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Speaker 1: going to be name. Listen, You're not gonna be running

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Speaker 1: a business. What if we call it mister Tony and

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Speaker 1: Tony's Burger Place. There is no mister Tony, there's no

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Speaker 1: joining there's no anything. Well, you tell your customers when

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Speaker 1: they come in to look for the exciting new burger

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Speaker 1: place opening up next door, mister Tony's, and you can

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Speaker 1: tell your customers to go to hell. You tell your

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Speaker 1: customers to go to hell. Don't twist my words, you

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Speaker 1: son of a don't laugh at me. I don't know

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Speaker 1: who the you think you are. I think that I'm

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Speaker 1: actually Jewel from brook and Jewel. In the morning, I'm

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Speaker 1: moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Are you serious? Yeah, it's a joke. Your brother in

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Speaker 1: law Andy set you up. Wow. He said that you

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Speaker 1: were nervous about the space next door to your business

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Speaker 1: opening up. Thanks for wasting my time. Okay, you don't

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Speaker 1: think it was funny a little bit? Really? No, no,

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Speaker 1: not at all. Your brother in law and he said

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Speaker 1: you thought it would be funny. Andy is a bag. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So sorry for wasting your time. Yeah. That was the

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