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Speaker 1: What you're trying to get into a day of shoom

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Speaker 1: every time I'm on vacation, and You've been on a

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Speaker 1: Carber I ran into Rachel, you know Rachel from Rachel's Alice.

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Speaker 1: you a care backage. I'm so excited. Box comes. It

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Speaker 1: costamigo's hat. Yeah. I did something today that I haven't

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Speaker 1: thing about me and meat. No, um, so we've got

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Speaker 1: let me can't. He's already taken. He's got Elliott, right,

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Speaker 1: first of all, great script written by Mark Stegman. Brow

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Speaker 1: we just said it's a weird script, but we love

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Speaker 1: Mark Stegman. I didn't, I you know what, You're right.

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Speaker 1: to hit. Your brain doesn't know it. Your brain knows,

418
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:16,040
Speaker 1: but it's still an impacts expecting. The real trick is

419
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:20,359
Speaker 1: to not WinCE. Good luck. So I'd like to pat

420
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:24,240
Speaker 1: myself on the shoulder because it was nice. Um. It

421
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:25,879
Speaker 1: was almost like you didn't see the glass and you

422
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:28,320
Speaker 1: just ran into it. Turk, you're number fourth on the

423
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,720
Speaker 1: list of serchain. I didn't think you were so low.

424
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:35,919
Speaker 1: I thought Todd was one. We all thought Todd was one,

425
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:40,760
Speaker 1: and we learned his last name, which is Quinlan. Yeah. Now,

426
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:43,760
Speaker 1: our writer, we had a Tad Quinlan, very talented writer.

427
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:46,919
Speaker 1: So a lot of the people on that board, of

428
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:50,680
Speaker 1: the names are are funny versions of people on our show,

429
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:56,359
Speaker 1: writers or crew members, like Franklin god Better was was

430
00:26:56,400 --> 00:27:00,399
Speaker 1: a second assistant director. I think he's written as gut

431
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:04,960
Speaker 1: Butter on that board, and there's some others. But Turk,

432
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:10,080
Speaker 1: I didn't know that you were number four, JD. I

433
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:11,760
Speaker 1: don't know. I'm just a little bit let down, nonal

434
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,040
Speaker 1: that your character was number four on the list, like

435
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:16,840
Speaker 1: I would have thought you were better. Well, I thought

436
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:19,800
Speaker 1: Turk was better also until I would assume you were two.

437
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:22,240
Speaker 1: He still gets the job at the end of the day.

438
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:26,720
Speaker 1: Bro Okay, So Todd comes around the corner and he's

439
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:30,640
Speaker 1: wearing his garage door opener on his waist. So this

440
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:33,120
Speaker 1: is the man that is the best surgeon in the hospital.

441
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:37,360
Speaker 1: Second best yo to um the Asian gal what's her name?

442
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:41,320
Speaker 1: She's not around though, I know, but we've established she's

443
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:43,480
Speaker 1: not on the show anymore. But we did establish that

444
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:46,199
Speaker 1: she's the best. I guess we thought we said that

445
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:49,119
Speaker 1: Todd was the best surgeon on the board it's her

446
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:53,080
Speaker 1: name first, obviously, but Joel, Well, it doesn't track because

447
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:55,960
Speaker 1: doctor Winn says that Todd, at one point back in

448
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,840
Speaker 1: the day was the best surgeon. Yeah, all of a sudden,

449
00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:00,560
Speaker 1: doctor Wind's back. What the hell's going on here? Chang

450
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:04,159
Speaker 1: is the character name? Yes, and she's number one. Now

451
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:10,360
Speaker 1: you're four, Rod is two and he's wearing door opener.

452
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:16,200
Speaker 1: I think sex. We just established that Todd is so

453
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:18,880
Speaker 1: dumb in all areas, but the one thing that he's

454
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:23,679
Speaker 1: truly gifted at is surgery. Yes, that is it, and

455
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:26,520
Speaker 1: maybe sex too. He might be well, we don't only

456
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:28,199
Speaker 1: ever learn if he's a good lover. We just know

457
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:31,680
Speaker 1: that he's a horny man. Yes, I don't think it's

458
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:35,119
Speaker 1: ever revealed. Do you think he crashing burns more nights

459
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:39,080
Speaker 1: than often? What do you mean crashing burns? Like? He

460
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:41,120
Speaker 1: seems like the type of person that every night he's like,

461
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:43,040
Speaker 1: who am I going to get? How many people can

462
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:45,720
Speaker 1: I get? Sex addicts? He's a sex addict for sure.

463
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:49,440
Speaker 1: He has to have an ejaculation, and it could be

464
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:54,880
Speaker 1: with anyone. It could be old young man woman. Yeah,

465
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:58,120
Speaker 1: even there there is some implication he's open to bestiality,

466
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 1: like monkey, Where is head monkey? Yes, somebody's gonna write

467
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:10,720
Speaker 1: in and be like your jokes. No, we do not

468
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 1: condone bestiality on the show. All we're here to do

469
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:17,480
Speaker 1: is recount jokes and that Bill Lawrence wrote many years

470
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:21,960
Speaker 1: at those jokes too. We're not laughing at bestiality. We're

471
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:25,080
Speaker 1: laughing off the jokes that do not. Do not listen

472
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:29,120
Speaker 1: to the show and think that we are condoning monkey

473
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:42,400
Speaker 1: sex by somebody's pulling out a nice piece of loosely

474
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:48,840
Speaker 1: paper right now and flicking a pin. Dear doctor, your

475
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:55,600
Speaker 1: eye heart care of fake doctor's real friends. So Doug

476
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:59,040
Speaker 1: left his corpse by the vending machine. Doug loses a corpse,

477
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:05,520
Speaker 1: but that's that's after uh, Carla loses a patient, right,

478
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 1: And I like when um, when Maria manu, Sorry this

479
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:11,360
Speaker 1: is going back, but when I did laugh at this

480
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:13,560
Speaker 1: when she goes, you have the cutest hair, and I

481
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:18,840
Speaker 1: go these old rags and then my hair is really weird.

482
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:20,600
Speaker 1: For a trunk of this episode, I don't know what's

483
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 1: going on. It was a haircut, yeah, I did notice

484
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:23,920
Speaker 1: that I wrote it down. Did you get a haircut

485
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:28,440
Speaker 1: or something? Just something was too crazy, like one coming

486
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:30,480
Speaker 1: on with the hair that day, I was like, what,

487
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:33,160
Speaker 1: no one, no one, everyone let me, where are my

488
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:35,080
Speaker 1: hair like this? So I looked like I look like

489
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:40,480
Speaker 1: I'm insane person. It looked weird. It was Maria Manunos

490
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:43,840
Speaker 1: likes it well. She liked the I think it was

491
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:46,960
Speaker 1: a haircut because your hair changed. Also during the episode,

492
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:51,800
Speaker 1: like four times. Why doesn't your wife light A recognize

493
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:57,200
Speaker 1: your voice in the mascot costume? I don't know that.

494
00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:59,320
Speaker 1: I don't know. Did you love the fact? I love

495
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:02,760
Speaker 1: the fact. I love the fact that she said though

496
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 1: I have a husband, he's big and black. That made

497
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:10,840
Speaker 1: me right then and there. I was like, yep, that's right.

498
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:13,880
Speaker 1: That's what Casey says to people. That's what Casey says

499
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:15,720
Speaker 1: when dude run up on her and they'd be like, hey,

500
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:18,600
Speaker 1: maybe she'd be like, motherfucker, I got a husband. He's

501
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:22,720
Speaker 1: big and black and he will fuck you up. Yeah,

502
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,360
Speaker 1: And then I come all worked up because you had

503
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 1: your tiebout class. It might not be right now, but

504
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:32,800
Speaker 1: in like a few months, I'll be in fighting shape.

505
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 1: You're listen, We've all seen you do it. You just you,

506
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 1: just you. Just the second you get statuesque, you then

507
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:44,160
Speaker 1: decide to fall off. It's yeah, right, like you're like,

508
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:47,960
Speaker 1: what do you call it? A yo? Yo? Yeah? This

509
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:53,080
Speaker 1: time it's not. I've been doing it my whole life though. Yeah. Wow.

510
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:58,040
Speaker 1: The janitor is stealing cafeteria treys to build a shed

511
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:02,120
Speaker 1: out of treys. I don't. I thought that was hilarious.

512
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:08,160
Speaker 1: He's building a shed with lunch trays? Why why not?

513
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 1: And then he also wears a cup because he's constantly

514
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:17,000
Speaker 1: hit in the nuts. I did not It must be Randall? Right, No,

515
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:19,880
Speaker 1: Randall only attacks me, but doesn't the janitor knock on

516
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:22,160
Speaker 1: his groin In this episode, dwell or Mike mixing it

517
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:24,040
Speaker 1: up with no, you're not wrong at all. He says,

518
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:25,720
Speaker 1: I get hit down there more than he thought after

519
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:29,600
Speaker 1: Carla elbows him in the nads. Right there you go.

520
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:35,040
Speaker 1: Maybe it's because he works with Randall so much, That's

521
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:40,360
Speaker 1: what I said. No, I'm saying, maybe you're right. I

522
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:42,640
Speaker 1: want to know why. The janitor tells a story about

523
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:46,600
Speaker 1: finding a head and then putting it in a locker. Yeah,

524
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:48,880
Speaker 1: and then coming back then forgetting that he put it

525
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:51,160
Speaker 1: in the locker, coming back the next day, finding the

526
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:53,120
Speaker 1: head and be like, holy shit, there's a head. But

527
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,760
Speaker 1: there were also rats. Then he ran up to the

528
00:32:55,840 --> 00:33:00,600
Speaker 1: roof and he threw the head and was on its

529
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:03,560
Speaker 1: way to crash into Kelso's car, when out of a nowhere,

530
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:07,720
Speaker 1: a hawk in the middle of a city. Yeah, comes

531
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:10,360
Speaker 1: out of nowhere and grabs her head and takes off

532
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:13,000
Speaker 1: before I could land in Kelso's car. I don't know.

533
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:15,640
Speaker 1: It's so fucked up. I mean, like, I think Neil's

534
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 1: just clearly improvising, Like this whole thing was no way

535
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:24,800
Speaker 1: that was written right. This is one of those examples

536
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:26,680
Speaker 1: where we told you about where sometimes Bill would just

537
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:28,840
Speaker 1: say and then I don't know, Neil makes up a story.

538
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:31,520
Speaker 1: I think Neil just made up a whole story about

539
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:34,680
Speaker 1: a corpse's head and how it got stolen by a hawk.

540
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:38,960
Speaker 1: But there's a call back at the end of the show.

541
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:42,520
Speaker 1: What happens at the end of the show, I forgot,

542
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:44,440
Speaker 1: He's like. She's like, He's like, you knew the hawk

543
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:48,960
Speaker 1: story wasn't real. She's like, yeah, oh, okay, because probably

544
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 1: Bill was like that's funny. But we can't act like

545
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:56,360
Speaker 1: that's a real story. There's no way Jenner can be

546
00:33:56,440 --> 00:34:02,280
Speaker 1: hiding heads and then tossing him off the roof. The

547
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 1: fuck out of here. Um, now the bald head thing.

548
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:13,360
Speaker 1: Do you think those people agreed to be background performers

549
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:17,400
Speaker 1: that's agreed to shave their heads. I'm sure there's an

550
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:20,479
Speaker 1: extra fee for doing something like that. I'm sure because

551
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:22,960
Speaker 1: I had a bald cap on obviously, But that costs

552
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:24,719
Speaker 1: a lot of time and money to do that, and

553
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:27,279
Speaker 1: they did a very good job, obviously. I'm sure they

554
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:29,080
Speaker 1: weren't going to do that to everybody. So I imagine

555
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 1: they just put out a casting call saying, hey, extra

556
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 1: money if you're willing to shave your head bald right either. Yeah,

557
00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:40,200
Speaker 1: I'm sure of it because they have all of them

558
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:44,560
Speaker 1: have hair during the episode up until maybe Granny was

559
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:47,360
Speaker 1: already bald. I don't know. Wasn't I in a bald

560
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:51,400
Speaker 1: cap another time when I was a harried Krishna or

561
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:53,320
Speaker 1: that was a fantasy. I think you're also in a

562
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:56,920
Speaker 1: ball cap when you were getting your brain. Yeah, Michael J.

563
00:34:57,040 --> 00:35:02,160
Speaker 1: Fox is in your brain. Well, it's cool to see

564
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:04,720
Speaker 1: yourself in the balls cap to know that it's maybe

565
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:08,799
Speaker 1: not the best look for you. Well, you can't necessarily say,

566
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:11,080
Speaker 1: because they you have all of this hair on top

567
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:14,160
Speaker 1: of your head that they're flattening down to put the

568
00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:19,480
Speaker 1: ball cap on, so it's not necessarily an accurate representation.

569
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I think I don't think that

570
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,080
Speaker 1: I would look good with a crew cut, like I

571
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:28,279
Speaker 1: wouldn't look good with hair as short as yours. I mean,

572
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:31,399
Speaker 1: you don't know until you. I've never tried it. Should

573
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:34,240
Speaker 1: I try it? It's very long now my hair look No, dude,

574
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:36,840
Speaker 1: it is long. I wouldn't try it. You have a

575
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:41,359
Speaker 1: lovely head of hair. My gal legs it long. That's

576
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:44,840
Speaker 1: why I keep it longer. Yeah, it's very han solo

577
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:46,920
Speaker 1: ish when your hair is long, it's very luke. You

578
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 1: pay attention to your woman's input on your beard and hairstyle. Yeah,

579
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:54,560
Speaker 1: she told me to shave my head today, so I'm

580
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:58,160
Speaker 1: going to do that after I'm done with my Uh right, okay, Daniel.

581
00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:01,719
Speaker 1: Do you pay attention to just step any weigh in? Oh? Yes?

582
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 1: And what did she say? Does she say, hey, bring

583
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:07,760
Speaker 1: it down a notch or hey s comment on stuff

584
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:13,279
Speaker 1: like I can't see your lips? Oh? Yeah, that's not good.

585
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:15,399
Speaker 1: You need to get a hair cut. Yeah, you gotta

586
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:17,800
Speaker 1: keep that thing. You gotta keep the lips out. Donald

587
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:20,239
Speaker 1: you do. But it's such, you know, as my hair

588
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:23,359
Speaker 1: stops growing up here and starts growing more ferociously down here.

589
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:26,160
Speaker 1: It's like a day or two in between when it's

590
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 1: perfectly over my lips and then too much and it's

591
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:31,279
Speaker 1: you know, I could shave every day for sure, but

592
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:34,399
Speaker 1: it's a delicate. Do you think bald men are more

593
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 1: apt to grow beards because they're proud that they can

594
00:36:37,239 --> 00:36:41,279
Speaker 1: grow facial hair elsewhere? I can't grow either, dude. So

595
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:44,080
Speaker 1: it's like, your beard looks pretty good, you say, with

596
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:47,120
Speaker 1: little hair and beard. You have one little cliff claven

597
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:52,879
Speaker 1: patch over there, but one yeah, not as full as Daniel. Daniel,

598
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:55,800
Speaker 1: you could be in like a beard ad thank you Daniel.

599
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:57,239
Speaker 1: You should see it. Back in the day, I used

600
00:36:57,239 --> 00:37:02,520
Speaker 1: to have an extremely fierce beard. Oh my goodness, Donald.

601
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:04,399
Speaker 1: You know they have a spray you could you could

602
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:07,279
Speaker 1: fill in those patches. They also have a dick that

603
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:19,440
Speaker 1: you can put it in. They stopped selling they stopped

604
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:23,360
Speaker 1: selling those that remember. It was like an infomercial ron Papel.

605
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:25,479
Speaker 1: Was it ron Papel? I don't know, but they would

606
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:28,080
Speaker 1: It looked like literally, I think there was even a

607
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,960
Speaker 1: ball inside the aerosol cans to shape the ship up.

608
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 1: It sounded like you were taking spray paint and you

609
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:36,120
Speaker 1: were about to tag up, but you just didn't. On

610
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:37,919
Speaker 1: the back of your head. I remember that ship, yeah,

611
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:39,920
Speaker 1: but I remember the infomercial. I was always impressed at

612
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:46,279
Speaker 1: how real it looked. Okay, so I know people that

613
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:49,440
Speaker 1: do it. Have you seen it though? When you running

614
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:52,600
Speaker 1: the people and they got the makeup across to create

615
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:56,760
Speaker 1: the hairline, it's like a it's drawn in and colored.

616
00:37:57,560 --> 00:38:00,279
Speaker 1: I once dated a gal who I guess we're so

617
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 1: much tanning cream that she left like an imprint of

618
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:09,560
Speaker 1: her whole body on the on the sheets. Oh wow,

619
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:14,520
Speaker 1: Like you could see like the outline, but it was

620
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:18,399
Speaker 1: tanning cream or like it was like what she did

621
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:23,160
Speaker 1: she put like I don't know, spray tan, because spray

622
00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 1: tan wouldn't come off. This was like an outline of

623
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:27,799
Speaker 1: it was like goldfinger, you know, it was like an

624
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:40,520
Speaker 1: outline of that. Okay, that's crazy, let's take a break.

625
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:49,440
Speaker 1: We'll be right back after these fine words. A lot

626
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:53,040
Speaker 1: of people have been hitting me up about my uh

627
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:58,239
Speaker 1: smoking weed when people are concerned, which I appreciate, thank

628
00:38:58,239 --> 00:39:03,200
Speaker 1: you very much. But people are like your brain activity, man,

629
00:39:03,239 --> 00:39:05,120
Speaker 1: it's going to come to a halt if you keep

630
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:11,359
Speaker 1: the like, I'm like, dude, your brain activity come like

631
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:19,719
Speaker 1: already has. Dude, I came up with the most amazing

632
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,719
Speaker 1: nickname for you, and you're telling me my brain has

633
00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:26,320
Speaker 1: come to a halt. My brain actor, you're saying that

634
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:28,799
Speaker 1: you that we can have affected your brain because you

635
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:31,520
Speaker 1: came up with twat ears. It's the best nickname I've

636
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:37,279
Speaker 1: ever heard in my life. That is like and then

637
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:39,640
Speaker 1: dick tongue. Do you want to see what the nice

638
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:44,239
Speaker 1: people at um Sideshow Collectibles set my girlfriend? Yes, do Well,

639
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:48,560
Speaker 1: you're gonna try. Oh my god. They're not a sponsor.

640
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:53,960
Speaker 1: They're not a sponsor, but they make Donald stop. They're

641
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:57,080
Speaker 1: not a sponsor, but Sideshow Collectibles. If you're into all

642
00:39:57,160 --> 00:40:00,399
Speaker 1: things geek, like these three. Um they make really cool

643
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:04,560
Speaker 1: figurines of all your favorite heroes and really cool all

644
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:08,120
Speaker 1: sorts of Marble things and all sorts of Star Wars things.

645
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:12,319
Speaker 1: And they've been very nice to me over the years

646
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:14,440
Speaker 1: because they know I like geeky stuff. They sent Donald

647
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:20,680
Speaker 1: and I, um, they sent they sent us grow gou Well,

648
00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:32,800
Speaker 1: they sent to Florence. It's black. It's the black widow

649
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:36,480
Speaker 1: necklace covered in rocks. Damn. I think I'm gonna wear

650
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:41,359
Speaker 1: it covered the rocks. I'm gonna wear it. Donald, Would

651
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:44,440
Speaker 1: you wear that? Yeah? Dude, freaking yeah, dude. You know

652
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:47,239
Speaker 1: you know what's up with me and and Blain Blain.

653
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:49,880
Speaker 1: Have any of you guys seen um free guy? It

654
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:51,920
Speaker 1: looks funny. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it

655
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000
Speaker 1: yet because you don't go to the movie You're not

656
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:58,839
Speaker 1: trying to mess with the movie theaters? Are you that Delta? Delta? Yo, dude,

657
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:01,440
Speaker 1: I watched the fight last night that chip. The arena

658
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:05,360
Speaker 1: was packed, you know. You all of the sporting events

659
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:08,920
Speaker 1: that are happening right now, the arenas are packed, the

660
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:12,720
Speaker 1: stadiums are packed, and we're talking about a thousand people

661
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 1: dying a day, like you know, I'm trying to stay

662
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:18,680
Speaker 1: away from that. I don't want that Delta, man. I

663
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:20,880
Speaker 1: know people that got that ship that are vaccinated and

664
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:23,600
Speaker 1: they say it was not fun. I do not want

665
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 1: that ship. I'm not trying to get that Delta either.

666
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:28,880
Speaker 1: I live next to a movie theater, though sometimes I

667
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:32,040
Speaker 1: think I'll just mask up and go there, but I

668
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:36,160
Speaker 1: don't know. I want theater. Twice it was okay, I

669
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:39,920
Speaker 1: bought three seats though, so no one gets on either side,

670
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 1: and so we did our own blocking and then we

671
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:47,319
Speaker 1: just massed up the whole time. Um. I invested in

672
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:49,719
Speaker 1: one of those face shields keep my eyes safe, because

673
00:41:49,719 --> 00:41:52,239
Speaker 1: that's how you know. Did you eat in the theater?

674
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:53,880
Speaker 1: Did you take did you eat in the theater? Did

675
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:58,080
Speaker 1: you take? Um a water with a straw so you

676
00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:05,760
Speaker 1: could just you know. But I gotta at least Charlotte

677
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:08,080
Speaker 1: Lawrence is playing the Governor's Ball, which is a very

678
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:11,279
Speaker 1: big deal for her. I'm trying to go to the

679
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:13,719
Speaker 1: Governor's Ball, or if they're even gonna have the Governor's Ball,

680
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:15,360
Speaker 1: which is, for those of you don't know, is a

681
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:19,120
Speaker 1: huge festival in New York that they have. It's outdoors, right,

682
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:22,920
Speaker 1: it is, okay, well you should go at the very

683
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:26,520
Speaker 1: least that you could observe from Yeah, I'm just trying

684
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 1: to get in from a distant over the dude from

685
00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:45,120
Speaker 1: a distance yesterday zoo. He's a doctor, um and I

686
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:47,440
Speaker 1: Joel can't get in touch with him, so we assume

687
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:52,840
Speaker 1: that he is doctoring, which is which is which happens?

688
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:57,160
Speaker 1: What doctors do? Daniel? Do you want to go? There?

689
00:42:57,719 --> 00:43:02,920
Speaker 1: Goes my hero room, Danel, do you want to tell

690
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,880
Speaker 1: us how your twitch stream is going lately, just so

691
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:08,960
Speaker 1: we have a few extra minutes. Sure, it's going great.

692
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:13,640
Speaker 1: Have you got any boosts? Have you got any boosts? Hey? Yeah,

693
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:16,480
Speaker 1: we're plugging you a lot. Did you get a significantly?

694
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:20,359
Speaker 1: It's really are you bearing the lead? Well? Okay, because

695
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:26,520
Speaker 1: you're wearing is that where you're wearing a gold chain? Oh?

696
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:29,759
Speaker 1: This little thing? Um? No, I mean like the thing

697
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:32,040
Speaker 1: is when it comes to twitch, significant jumps are like

698
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:35,479
Speaker 1: having zero to one person, to five people to having

699
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 1: ten people, to having twenty, to having fifty to having

700
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:41,720
Speaker 1: one hundred to having like five hundred and a thousand.

701
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:44,439
Speaker 1: So are you at beauty pie level yet? Not quite

702
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:47,399
Speaker 1: a beauty pie level yet, but we did go. We

703
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 1: were chilling with about one hundred people last night, which

704
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:54,759
Speaker 1: was wow. Donald and Donald didn't even try to look.

705
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,879
Speaker 1: Oh you gotta look next time he goes live Danale Tech,

706
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:02,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you I will see this act. I will.

707
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:06,040
Speaker 1: I'll be live on Wednesday. I'll be live on Wednesday.

708
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:09,680
Speaker 1: Remember do you remember do you remember the Jimmy Fallon.

709
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:11,960
Speaker 1: Jimmy Fallon did a funny sketch on s and now,

710
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:14,439
Speaker 1: which I always thought was accurate. If you've ever gone

711
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:17,960
Speaker 1: to a radio station where like off the air, like

712
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:20,840
Speaker 1: the celebrity comes in, he's like, hey, welcome, Hey worry Donald,

713
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:22,680
Speaker 1: thanks for coming in. We're gonna a good time, and uh,

714
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:24,840
Speaker 1: we're just gonna talk about stuff. Okay, here we go,

715
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:26,440
Speaker 1: we're going live. And then he hits the live but

716
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:34,879
Speaker 1: he was even he's liked that. And then he goes, okay,

717
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:37,279
Speaker 1: we're going back. We have the break and he goes, hey, man,

718
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:44,719
Speaker 1: he having fun, And I feel like I feel like

719
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:49,239
Speaker 1: Daniel when he's in character doing his muck bang um

720
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:54,400
Speaker 1: one stream. You caught what I just happened to be

721
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:57,560
Speaker 1: eating dinner on stre I'm telling you, if you want

722
00:44:57,600 --> 00:45:00,879
Speaker 1: to watch danel on Twitch, don't just till he's done eating.

723
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:05,000
Speaker 1: You can tune in like fifteen minutes at six o'clock,

724
00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 1: come in at six thirty because he's probably before. Yeah,

725
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:21,120
Speaker 1: there's a half hour of muck bang edging good times.

726
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:28,120
Speaker 1: What game are you playing, danel Um playing? Still playing

727
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:30,280
Speaker 1: a little bit of everything. Is still playing Super Mario Odyssey,

728
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:33,200
Speaker 1: which has been so much fun, Playing Rocket League, Um.

729
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:34,960
Speaker 1: I've been playing a lot more games that involved the

730
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,480
Speaker 1: stream that involved playing with other people like these, Uh,

731
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:40,799
Speaker 1: there's like social deception games and like, um, there's a

732
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:43,920
Speaker 1: game that's like telephone mixed with pictionary called guardic Phone.

733
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:47,600
Speaker 1: It's really fun. Also, it's interesting. I would have thought

734
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:50,120
Speaker 1: you played more of like so you're twitching with games

735
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:51,759
Speaker 1: that are a little bit outside the bucks. I thought

736
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:53,960
Speaker 1: a lot of people play with like first person shooters

737
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:56,400
Speaker 1: and that. Yeah. I mean I you know, I like

738
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:58,520
Speaker 1: to be a variety streamer. I like to stream a

739
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:01,280
Speaker 1: whole bunch of different stuff, and I really do enjoy,

740
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:04,560
Speaker 1: you know, engagement with other people. It's I don't like

741
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:07,040
Speaker 1: solo games as much. And that's actually why I started

742
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:09,360
Speaker 1: a segment so that I, like, actually play the single

743
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:11,480
Speaker 1: player games I haven't beat yet because I would just

744
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:13,399
Speaker 1: never have finished them. I would never finish them ever,

745
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:14,920
Speaker 1: so I had to make a segment for it. But

746
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,279
Speaker 1: I really like playing with other people. That's the best

747
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:20,760
Speaker 1: part to me. Donald, we should do a twitch stream

748
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:24,360
Speaker 1: where we just ruby now. It doesn't have to be

749
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:27,840
Speaker 1: every stream as every stream, it doesn't have to be sexual.

750
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:30,319
Speaker 1: Don and I don't want to be a twitch stream. Well,

751
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:32,759
Speaker 1: why don't we play, why don't we play a game. No,

752
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:35,400
Speaker 1: you're thinking of only fans. Why can't we do it?

753
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:44,480
Speaker 1: Which reverse course course, what an idiot. I just masturbated

754
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:48,600
Speaker 1: and was shaming myself. Yeah, I said, I'm gonna never

755
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:51,759
Speaker 1: do a only fans again. But then I wanted to

756
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:55,120
Speaker 1: bust and I was like, I need only fans. That

757
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:57,400
Speaker 1: was some me my sent Donald. It was something to

758
00:46:57,440 --> 00:47:01,920
Speaker 1: the effect of like only fans owner cancels porn in

759
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:07,040
Speaker 1: the thirty seconds after he ejaculated, and he felt the shame,

760
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:10,800
Speaker 1: but he had just washed. I'm not doing it justice,

761
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:13,680
Speaker 1: but it was a funny meme. But I mean, that's

762
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:16,600
Speaker 1: so true. That's the only time, that's the only time

763
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:18,919
Speaker 1: in my life where I'm like, well, I'm like, I'm

764
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:23,360
Speaker 1: a dirty, dirty boy. You disgusted with yourself. But dirty boy,

765
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:27,719
Speaker 1: you throw the phone, You throw the phone across the room.

766
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:38,640
Speaker 1: We call that post nut clarity. Oh god, I yeah,

767
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:44,640
Speaker 1: that's gross. Right. No, what if our twitch was playing

768
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:47,600
Speaker 1: a game together, Donald, like sorry or part cheesy? Does

769
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:51,759
Speaker 1: it have to fucking part cheesey? Whatever you want. Hey,

770
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:54,120
Speaker 1: no one's streaming clue. We should the four of us

771
00:47:54,160 --> 00:48:00,880
Speaker 1: should play. There's a reason nobody's streaming clue. Tim so

772
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 1: that nobody could do that shit, man, Tim Curry. Tim

773
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:07,120
Speaker 1: Curry is the best clue in a start trying to

774
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:12,840
Speaker 1: fucking remake the movie, ask neck, listen for two seconds.

775
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:15,759
Speaker 1: Is there a way for how would be four of

776
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:19,080
Speaker 1: us twitch stream a game of Clue? I would like,

777
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:21,920
Speaker 1: Oh my god, let's do it. If I can find it,

778
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:25,880
Speaker 1: gonna be Monel Mustard. Yes, that's very best. Perfect. If

779
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 1: we can find an online version, we can all play

780
00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:30,160
Speaker 1: it together. If not, we could have one person kind

781
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:33,120
Speaker 1: of controlling the board and everybody on here saying what

782
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:34,960
Speaker 1: they want to do. Do you think we could We

783
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:36,440
Speaker 1: could give the money to charity or something. But do

784
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:38,440
Speaker 1: you think people would come and throw money at it

785
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:42,960
Speaker 1: like they do? Yes? Definitely. Yes. People are begging every

786
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:46,480
Speaker 1: every single stream. Do you need the play clue? Yeah? Man,

787
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:49,840
Speaker 1: you freaking ask a bunch of questions. No, go around

788
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:53,680
Speaker 1: the room and you have the cards, and you know

789
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:56,359
Speaker 1: what cards are not in the secret envelope because you're

790
00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:59,600
Speaker 1: holding them right right, And but you don't know what

791
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:02,040
Speaker 1: do your other players have? Season I think it may

792
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:07,200
Speaker 1: be Colonel Mustard in the kitchen with the rope, and

793
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:11,640
Speaker 1: then another player will give you the card. If they

794
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:14,279
Speaker 1: have one of them. The second. The second no one

795
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:16,239
Speaker 1: gives you any card. You know, that must be what's

796
00:49:16,239 --> 00:49:22,480
Speaker 1: in the secret envelope? Got it? I vaguely remember how

797
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:25,960
Speaker 1: to play Clue. Let's play. We're gonna go downstream. You

798
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,759
Speaker 1: want to do Clue? How about shoots and ladders? I'm

799
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:41,200
Speaker 1: good at that game. Okay, boring Clue though that I'm trying.

800
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:48,080
Speaker 1: I think Clue would have some opportunities for humor. Okay, alright,

801
00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:51,320
Speaker 1: I'm into it. I would rather play video games. But yeah,

802
00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:52,839
Speaker 1: I know, but there's no video game we can play.

803
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:55,680
Speaker 1: I know what we can do. Let's get on fucking

804
00:49:55,719 --> 00:49:58,600
Speaker 1: the fucking Oculus and go at it. No, we go

805
00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:01,080
Speaker 1: on m Halo into one of those rooms where it's

806
00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:02,600
Speaker 1: just the four of us and we try and kill

807
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:05,399
Speaker 1: each other. You know, Let's do that with GTA, or

808
00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:09,200
Speaker 1: or or or the best game ever Red Dead, Redemption?

809
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:12,759
Speaker 1: Too excited, dnaalism. I don't have any one. I don't

810
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:14,840
Speaker 1: have a current system set up, although I'm getting an

811
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:19,440
Speaker 1: Xbox one. I think, oh sick. Do you know the

812
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:23,279
Speaker 1: new flight simulator that they put out? Um, someone did

813
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:26,680
Speaker 1: an aftermarket like Mega rig You're gonna love this. Did

814
00:50:26,719 --> 00:50:28,520
Speaker 1: we talk about this already, you know, I think you

815
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:30,600
Speaker 1: mentioned wanting to do it, but we didn't talk about it. Indeed,

816
00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:33,560
Speaker 1: my sister in law works for Xbox, and she told

817
00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:36,000
Speaker 1: me she's gonna help me get that that rig. I

818
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:39,680
Speaker 1: think Microsoft doesn't make it. It's like an aftermarket thing,

819
00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:43,319
Speaker 1: but someone like made like a full on cockpit. Look

820
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:44,880
Speaker 1: it up. Tell her I got the v Tell her

821
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:47,719
Speaker 1: I got the fucking VR stuff for y'all, are too

822
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:50,200
Speaker 1: loyal to PS. You need to get with Xbox. I

823
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:55,160
Speaker 1: don't know PS. I don't know PS. I got Xbox bro.

824
00:50:55,560 --> 00:51:00,480
Speaker 1: And then Ken don't yo. All right, God, that's our show. Listen,

825
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:02,279
Speaker 1: we love you. Sorry, we now have a guest. But um,

826
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:04,840
Speaker 1: the good news is is that that doctor I imagine

827
00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:11,320
Speaker 1: in my glass half full way is currently saving someone's life. Amen. Yeah, Um,

828
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:14,680
Speaker 1: if you want to be a caller on the show, uh,

829
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:20,719
Speaker 1: you go to Joel, You're gonna go to you can

830
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:25,320
Speaker 1: scrub iHeart at gmail dot com, Rubs iHeart at gmail

831
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:28,359
Speaker 1: dot com. Um. Not only you don't have to worry

832
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:30,799
Speaker 1: about just asking a Scrubs question, you could say, hey,

833
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:33,160
Speaker 1: I haven't seen thing that happened to me and I

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Speaker 1: want to share it with you. Okay, Like that couple,

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Speaker 1: that weird couple that we love so much, they're not

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Speaker 1: weird with them, that different couple but not different. What

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Speaker 1: do you all right? Let me start over. Like that

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Speaker 1: couple that we whose sexual escapades we enjoyed hearing so much.

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Speaker 1: That was I truly want to check back in with them, Yes, Joelle,

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Speaker 1: let's have them back? Okay? And um hey, yeah, please

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Speaker 1: write in Joel, I I think I'd like to start

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Speaker 1: a new segment called You're not Gonna Believe what fucking

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Speaker 1: happened to us? And uh and then you tell us

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Speaker 1: an insane story. I love this section already, let's go.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of like getting a handy while trying to

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Speaker 1: sell a card to an animation guy. I didn't get

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Speaker 1: a handy, dude her true or false? You got a handy,

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Speaker 1: did not get a hand like. This is so wrong,

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Speaker 1: This is so wrong, This is so right. It's only

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Speaker 1: wrong until it's right. Donald. On that note, we love

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Speaker 1: you all I saw in the back of a truck.

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Speaker 1: Be kind, be careful to yourself. We made never so

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Speaker 1: gather around you here. I'll gather around you here, I'll

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Speaker 1: spot free watch your visa mm hmmmmm.