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Speaker 1: an elderly person who's getting up there in age and

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Speaker 1: they tell you that there's one activity they really want

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Speaker 1: to do for their birthday, it's your responsibility to make

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Speaker 1: it happen for them. Yeah, right, or so, Brooke, I

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Speaker 1: want you to know whatever you want for your on

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Speaker 1: the sun, it's on, it's right. But today we call

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Speaker 1: a party rental place because a ninety five year old woman,

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Speaker 1: she's fictitious, but her name's Dorothea. Oh okay, and Dorothea

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Speaker 1: wants something a little more fun than a tea party

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Speaker 1: this birthday. Are they gonna sign off on it? You'll

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Speaker 1: hear in your phone tap right now, it's another tap

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Speaker 1: on the twenties party Ratfles. This is Lance. May I

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Speaker 1: help you? Oh hi, Lance, I'm looking to run a

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Speaker 1: bounce house for next weekend. Sure, Um, what's the occasion?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's a birthday party, all right, and he

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Speaker 1: said next week and rent, yeah, on Saturday specifically. We

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Speaker 1: just need it one day, one day on Saturday. Okay. Um,

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Speaker 1: so what's the location. It's at the Last Sunset Retirement Community.

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Speaker 1: All right, Last Sunset. I don't know if I know

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Speaker 1: that one, but I can probably google it. Yeah, that'd

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Speaker 1: be great. So there's a couple of different choices. Have

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Speaker 1: you decided which bounce house that you want to go with? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'd like one if possible that's wheelchair accessible. Um, I

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Speaker 1: don't actually think it amount. I don't believe any of

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Speaker 1: the bounce houses are wheelchair accessible. They're kind of not

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Speaker 1: really designed for that. M what about walkers, I don't

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Speaker 1: know what you mean. You know, walkers, they're designed to

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Speaker 1: help bold people get around. Oh, I got no, No,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't know if you've ever been on

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Speaker 1: where you're not even supposed to wear shoes from the

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Speaker 1: bout's house. So does that mean no canes either, I'm

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Speaker 1: assuming I'm sorry, no no canes either. Whose whose birthday

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Speaker 1: is it? Like? Old and young? Her name's Dorothea Henderson.

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Speaker 1: This weekend, she'll be ninety five years young. Yeah, all right,

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Speaker 1: So you want her jumping around in a bounce house. Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't want that, but that's what Dorothea wants. You know,

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Speaker 1: she requested skydiving, bungee jumping, unicycle hockey, all the basic

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Speaker 1: midlife crisis stuff. Okay, oh my god, yeah, I know

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Speaker 1: we couldn't afford those other requests. So a bounce house

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Speaker 1: is where we're at. Okay, um, I'm sorry, though I

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Speaker 1: can't even do conscience. We're in a bounce house for

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Speaker 1: ninety five year old woman. I just don't think it'd

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Speaker 1: be responsible on my end. I mean, it wouldn't be

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Speaker 1: just for her. We have dozens of active seniors in

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Speaker 1: their mid to upper eighties. They just can't wait to

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Speaker 1: try it. I don't think our company is probably wanted

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Speaker 1: to get involved in that at all. Oh okay, so

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Speaker 1: this is a liability issue. Well, I have heard some

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Speaker 1: of the residents kind of talking about experimenting with Molly

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Speaker 1: before they get in there, you know, loosen up the

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Speaker 1: joints a bit less dangerous because they're more go with

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Speaker 1: the flow. Wow, Okay, I wasn't expecting that, So I

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Speaker 1: would say all of that is just a little bit

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Speaker 1: too dangerous. Okay, I mean you let children hop around

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Speaker 1: to them and act crazy, but you won't allow a mature,

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Speaker 1: responsible adult with a colostomy bag to have a little fun.

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Speaker 1: Have you never been to a senior center? I mean,

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Speaker 1: it's just part of life. It could be part of

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Speaker 1: your life in the future. Is that what you'd want?

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Speaker 1: You'd want people to deny you fun when you're that age? Yeah? Actually, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: let me ask you this question, lance, Let me ask

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Speaker 1: you this. You can rent hot dog vendors by the

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Speaker 1: hour through your service, am I correct? Yeah? But what

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Speaker 1: is gonna have to do with bunce? It has everything

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Speaker 1: to do with it, because I have statistics right here

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Speaker 1: that annually wieners kill more senior citizens via choking high cholesterol.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not even going into heart disease. Okay,

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Speaker 1: then bounce houses will ever kill It's odd that you

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Speaker 1: have statistics on it. I run a senior center. I

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Speaker 1: need to know the dangers that our citizens are facing.

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Speaker 1: You're talking about hot dog deaths and old people with

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Speaker 1: walkers and Molly. What do you want me to tell

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Speaker 1: you it's not gonna happen. How am I supposed to

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Speaker 1: go back to Dorothea? She's an Army Vet. She fought

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Speaker 1: in all the wars, all of them, even the pre

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Speaker 1: Civil War. There's no pre Civil war. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what that is. Well that's what she told us. Well,

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Speaker 1: she also said that she was the Pasadena Tuna queen

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Speaker 1: in nineteen thirty one. So I'm not sure what to

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Speaker 1: believe at this point. But listen, it sounds like she's

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Speaker 1: probably already on the molly. I'm not sure you might

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Speaker 1: be correct. Okay, but that doesn't mean she shouldn't get

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Speaker 1: one of the final items on her bucket list. Can

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Speaker 1: you imagine getting a call from my boss and saying,

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Speaker 1: there's a balance house somewhere with a bunch of old

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Speaker 1: people stuck in it, and I have to go help him.

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Speaker 1: Dorothea told me she stabbed a Nazi. That makes it

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Speaker 1: your patriotic duty to let this jeriatric jump. Okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: not getting that call. I can't get the call get fired.

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Speaker 1: I can guarantee you that your supervisor, Janet will not

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Speaker 1: fire you. Wait a second. In fact, you may even

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Speaker 1: get a raise. This is a whole untapped demographic. How

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Speaker 1: do you know Janet? Because Janet's actually the one that

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Speaker 1: contacted us. She wanted to do a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Are you for real? Yeah? This is actually yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: Brooke and it's Brooke for the radio show Brooke and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey on the Morning. We're doing just a phone prank

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Speaker 1: on you. Man. I'm sitting here trying to be professional,

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Speaker 1: but I'm also thinking this is the weirdest thing ever.

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Speaker 1: I don't see anything that could go wrong with a

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Speaker 1: colostomy bag and a jumphouse. I mean, absolutely gross. Come

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