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Speaker 1: Second dat up date, Oh today is a serious one
Speaker 1: email from a dude for the second day Update today,
Speaker 1: and it said that he met the woman of his
Speaker 1: dreams and that he swears he is madly in love
Speaker 1: and that they're gonna get married and grow old together
Speaker 1: and he just knows it. It's like I can hear
Speaker 1: the eye roll in your voice. It's not an eye roll,
Speaker 1: it's stress because now I have to talk to him
Speaker 1: on the phone while holding back vomit, and that's difficult
Speaker 1: for me, but I'm gonna try anyway. Tyler, what's up? Hey? Man?
Speaker 1: Sorry to make you vomit, but I am definitely head
Speaker 1: over him. Why would you do that to me? Right now?
Speaker 1: I just scotten over that little tingly feeling in your
Speaker 1: throat and it's back now. I hope you have a
Speaker 1: toilet nearby because this is Oh my god, that's so cute.
Speaker 1: How did you fall in love after one date? Well,
Speaker 1: we did go on one date, but I actually spend
Speaker 1: a little bit of time with her before the date.
Speaker 1: We sat next to each other on an airplane. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: kids met very much, so I think so. I mean
Speaker 1: I thought she was gorgeous a second I saw her
Speaker 1: walking on the aisle. I couldn't believe it when she
Speaker 1: actually sat down next to me. I know, that's the
Speaker 1: best feeling. It's only ever happened to me one time.
Speaker 1: But you see, like, someone attractive, please sit next to me,
Speaker 1: Please sit next to two. I mean they always pass
Speaker 1: you by. One time it happened, and it was the best.
Speaker 1: I asked her out. Yeah, she's sitting now, but apparently
Speaker 1: this one said, yes, that's a really awkward plane ride.
Speaker 1: I hope you waited till the end, ask her. I
Speaker 1: did good, But it was on the landing, so there
Speaker 1: was still a decent amount of time to sit there
Speaker 1: like idiot. Anyway, Tyler, you had the opposite experience, So
Speaker 1: that was felt good. Yeah, it did feel really good
Speaker 1: because we were getting our baggage together. I was super nervous,
Speaker 1: and then she was turning to leave, and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, this is like the moment I'm either
Speaker 1: gonna lose her or I can put myself out there
Speaker 1: and just go for it. And I asked her out
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, hold on a second, can I
Speaker 1: actually see you again? I'd love to take you to dinner.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, just straight like that. You just shot it
Speaker 1: out there. Yeah, I did, because she was turning to leave,
Speaker 1: and I like it was like in slow motion. I
Speaker 1: was like, so you seize the moment, man, And would
Speaker 1: she say? I mean there's a there was a little
Speaker 1: red flag at that moment because she kind of hesitated
Speaker 1: a bit. But then she said, okay, so when you
Speaker 1: asked her out there, that she hesitated and that's a
Speaker 1: red flag to you. Yeah, she got kind of weird.
Speaker 1: I didn't know if like she maybe wasn't into me
Speaker 1: or I don't know, maybe she wasn't. I thought maybe
Speaker 1: she like had a boyfriend or something. Well, how long
Speaker 1: was the hesitation Like a few seconds. She just seemed
Speaker 1: like like awkward about it. Okay, So what was it
Speaker 1: like the first time you guys met up for dinner?
Speaker 1: The dinner was amazing. It was so much fun. I
Speaker 1: had the greatest time. We were hitting it off, laughing,
Speaker 1: great chemistry. At one point we even had this moment
Speaker 1: where we were feeding each other our food Oh, I
Speaker 1: don't know about that one. That's always kind of weird
Speaker 1: to me. You who initiated the food feeding? I mean,
Speaker 1: who do you think? I mean it was. It was
Speaker 1: done like in a joking way, like I know it
Speaker 1: sounds weird, but like I had a burger and she
Speaker 1: had a crab sandwich and she asked me for a
Speaker 1: bite and then I like held it out like I
Speaker 1: didn't like, I like put it in her mouth. Basically, Okay,
Speaker 1: it does mean that she's good with whatever's going on
Speaker 1: in your mouth sharing that. I definitely took that as
Speaker 1: a good sign. There was one kind of embarrassing thing
Speaker 1: that happened, but besides that, it was like a perfect
Speaker 1: first date. So what was the embarrassing thing? You blurted
Speaker 1: out that you loved her right then and there, he
Speaker 1: proposed on accident. I'm truly the way I was looking
Speaker 1: at her that I really am into her. But um,
Speaker 1: she said that she had jet leg and she said
Speaker 1: that she's having trouble jest because she has a weird body. Okay,
Speaker 1: I was like, that's not true. You have an incredible body.
Speaker 1: And then it got like really quiet, and she like
Speaker 1: looked away, and then it got really awkward, and I
Speaker 1: was thinking of this kidding. It was a joke, like
Speaker 1: you have a weird body. I was kidding, your body
Speaker 1: is sotally weird. I could see how that could come
Speaker 1: off as a little I mean, depending on your tone
Speaker 1: of voice and your delivery, it could come off as
Speaker 1: a little creepy. I was probably really intense when I
Speaker 1: said it. Okay, Yeah, that was probably strange. Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: intense with sweaty palms when you said it. Yeah. Do
Speaker 1: you think that that's the reason she's not calling you back?
Speaker 1: I don't know, because when we said goodbye to each other,
Speaker 1: similar to when we were when I asked her out
Speaker 1: the first time, I was like, I had a great time,
Speaker 1: thanks so much for going out. Looking at it, I
Speaker 1: told her that night I really want to see her again,
Speaker 1: and she kind of did that hesitating awkward thing again.
Speaker 1: So you guys didn't share a kiss or anything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we kiss? Oh you did? Okay, Okay? What was that like?
Speaker 1: I mean, your first kiss with the woman of your dream?
Speaker 1: It was a fireworks moment? Oh? Nice? Was it long?
Speaker 1: Was it short? Was it a pack? I need more
Speaker 1: details song? I mean, honestly, I can't even really remember
Speaker 1: the kiss, like, the whole thing was like a blur.
Speaker 1: It was so I was having such an amazing time.
Speaker 1: It was like an out of body experience. Are you
Speaker 1: sure that you actually kissed her? Who did you imagine it?
Speaker 1: I'm positive I kissed her. Okay, she didn't drive off
Speaker 1: and you were standing there in the parking lot just
Speaker 1: kissing the air imagining it was enough. I definitely thank
Speaker 1: you very much. Maybe she didn't like the way kiss
Speaker 1: or maybe she just is awkward in conversation and sometimes
Speaker 1: has bad timing. I don't know. But it's been five days.
Speaker 1: I've called, I've texted, I. I'm like freaking out here
Speaker 1: because I feel like this is a girl that I
Speaker 1: could marry one day. I really really want to hear
Speaker 1: back from her, and I really want to see her again.
Speaker 1: So who if you guys can help me out, that
Speaker 1: would be amazing because I don't want to let this
Speaker 1: one go. No pressure or at all a little bit
Speaker 1: of pressure. Yeah cool, Well we'll play a song, come back,
Speaker 1: call her and get your second date up date? All right? Cool?
Speaker 1: Thank you? Hang on, Love back fucking jubile in the morning.
Speaker 1: Update Tyler, before we make this phone call for your
Speaker 1: second date update. Can I ask you a question first? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What is it? Well? The girl that you want to
Speaker 1: call today name is Vanessa? Right? Yeah, okay, So you
Speaker 1: said that you instantly knew that you loved her after
Speaker 1: your first date. Yeah, I did. Okay, So my question
Speaker 1: to you is what does love feel like? Oh? Sad?
Speaker 1: Feel like? Uh, feels like getting it? Happiness like this
Speaker 1: big swell in the chest. Huh yeah, okay, Oh okay,
Speaker 1: it's like how I feel about money. Perfect. Now I
Speaker 1: can really put myself in your shoes and say congratulations. Man, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you must really like this girl. I'm sorry I didn't
Speaker 1: realize it before. Yeah, I really like her. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: then let's hurry up and get this phone call done. Man,
Speaker 1: I have to hear all this ends. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: after this, I want to call my bank tell everybody
Speaker 1: I love them, all right, just to remind everybody if
Speaker 1: you're just joining us. Tyler met this girl while they're
Speaker 1: on a plane. He asked her out at baggage claim.
Speaker 1: They went on a date, and after the date, he's
Speaker 1: just like, I love her. Now she is not calling
Speaker 1: him back or anything. Okay, Tyler, I'm dialing her now
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry, dude, she's probably gonna answer my phone
Speaker 1: call and not yours. Oh my gosh, don't rub it in.
Speaker 1: This guy's already going to be crushed. I feel like
Speaker 1: in a second, I mean, I'll just be happy here
Speaker 1: to talk again, honestly. So okay, well we're gonna be
Speaker 1: talking to another man all time. Hey, he's got the
Speaker 1: bar is set low for Tyler, which I like, you're
Speaker 1: not expecting a lot. This is good. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: I'm dialing her front of her. Huh hi, going to
Speaker 1: speak to Vanessa. This is Jewel from brook and Jewil
Speaker 1: in the Morning. This Vanessa. I'm sorry. If this is
Speaker 1: a telemarketer, I'm not interested. No, he's not a telemarketer.
Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, by the time this phone
Speaker 1: calls done, you might want nothing to do with our
Speaker 1: product at all. So, um, who are you? My name
Speaker 1: is Jebil from brook and Jewbil in the Morning. It's
Speaker 1: a radio show, okay. One of our listeners actually emailed
Speaker 1: us about you, all right, okay, and he gave us
Speaker 1: your phone number, so I thought i'd dial it and
Speaker 1: see if you answer. Gave you my phone number. Yes,
Speaker 1: his name is Tyler, and you guys met on a
Speaker 1: plane and then had dinner a little while ago. Oh
Speaker 1: you remember Tyler. Yes, I remember Tyler. That's okay. Well,
Speaker 1: Tyler definitely remembers you, and he's been trying to get
Speaker 1: a hold of you, but you haven't been calling him back.
Speaker 1: So oh, no, I'm sorry. You don't have to apologize
Speaker 1: to me. You fine with it. No, I mean I'm
Speaker 1: sorry to do that to him. So wait, so you
Speaker 1: have guilt about it about not calling it back? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you do. Wait, like like in a way like, oh man,
Speaker 1: I should have called him back. I wanted to, and
Speaker 1: I haven't gotten around to it, or in a didn't
Speaker 1: know how to let him down. Way, like in a
Speaker 1: way I'd like to see him, but I can't. You
Speaker 1: can't see him. It sounds like maybe you're in a
Speaker 1: relationship or married or something. No, no, it's it's not that. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're single, yes, but you can't see him. No, you
Speaker 1: went blind, it's not that. Okay. Well, if you could
Speaker 1: maybe tell us a little bit so that we can
Speaker 1: talk to him, because he said that he really liked
Speaker 1: you a lot. Yeah, he's like smitten. Man. It's not
Speaker 1: going to make a lot of sense to people. Well,
Speaker 1: we're pretty weird, so try it. We might be like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: that makes perfect sense. I wouldn't call that guy either.
Speaker 1: Did he do something wrong? Not exactly. Um, it's it's
Speaker 1: my parents, your parents. Yeah, how would your parents even
Speaker 1: know about him? Haven't you guys only? I mean you've
Speaker 1: been on one date. This is the part that I
Speaker 1: know that people don't really understand. Your parents are private
Speaker 1: investigators and they track down each of your dates and
Speaker 1: find out about them. Not exactly. But wait, what, what
Speaker 1: what you have to tell us? I mean, my parents
Speaker 1: are just really protective. Okay, you know, they love me
Speaker 1: and I really trust them. I respect their opinion. So
Speaker 1: you told him that you met this dude on a
Speaker 1: plane and they were like, no, Um, you're not exactly clearly,
Speaker 1: but kind of How would they even know him? I mean,
Speaker 1: did you like give them information about him? Not exactly,
Speaker 1: not exactly, not exactly. So how do they know about
Speaker 1: this guy? Then? Well they were there? Wait, they were aware,
Speaker 1: they were there at another table. They were at the
Speaker 1: restaurant on your date. Yeah, purpose or on accident. Well,
Speaker 1: like I said, they they're just very protective and it
Speaker 1: was on purpose. I really, I really trust their opinion,
Speaker 1: and you know they care for me, so they wanted
Speaker 1: to be there. What where they were like sitting at
Speaker 1: another table watching him to see if it was a
Speaker 1: good date or whatever. Is this something you do often
Speaker 1: with your parents, Like every time you go on a date,
Speaker 1: you tell them where you're gonna go and they show
Speaker 1: up too. Oh? Yeah, I mean, I just I really,
Speaker 1: I really care about their opinion, and I know that
Speaker 1: they care about me. Yeah, but like I care about
Speaker 1: my best friend's opinion, and I want my mom's opinion.
Speaker 1: But I trust that I can get their opinion without
Speaker 1: them actually being on the date with me. I know
Speaker 1: that this is hard to understand, but this is what
Speaker 1: we do. I like that they're there. I like that
Speaker 1: they're lurking out for me. Okay, so let's let's get
Speaker 1: past that for a second. Just the whole situation of
Speaker 1: you bringing your parents along. Yeah, I already got opinions
Speaker 1: on that for sure, But I just want to know.
Speaker 1: Did they not like him? Is that why you're not
Speaker 1: calling him back? Yeah? I mean they said you seem nice, um,
Speaker 1: but I hate to say this, um, but that he
Speaker 1: dressed poor and that he didn't really put in much
Speaker 1: effort um not very cultured. Your parents are conting and shallow.
Speaker 1: They're judging people on what they're wearing. They're looking out
Speaker 1: for my best interest, and trust me, a rich, cultured
Speaker 1: man is the best and I want that for all
Speaker 1: of us listening right now and in this room. So
Speaker 1: why not just tell him that? Well, now you can't
Speaker 1: tell that, But if you like him, can't you tell
Speaker 1: your parents you're gonna give it another shot and they
Speaker 1: could come along on another date. I mean, I trust
Speaker 1: my parents' opinion. They've never been wrong. Like the one
Speaker 1: time that I didn't listen to them in my college years,
Speaker 1: I took on this roommate. They told me not to
Speaker 1: be roommates with her, and she wound up being a
Speaker 1: drug addict. So they were right, don't you think it is?
Speaker 1: I mean, as parents, shouldn't they raise you so that
Speaker 1: you can be a confident young woman who they trust
Speaker 1: in making decisions for yourself. I trust myself to bring
Speaker 1: them along because I liked that they're there and their
Speaker 1: opinion matters. Interesting. Okay, well, now that we've heard your parents'
Speaker 1: opinion and the reason that you're not calling Tyler back,
Speaker 1: I wonder what Tyler's opinion would be And the cool thing,
Speaker 1: Vanessa is that he's actually on the phone listening to
Speaker 1: this and wants to talk to you. Oh my gosh. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so we can get that opinion right now. Tyler, what's up?
Speaker 1: You're there still, I'm here. You're quiet. You're quiet? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Tyler, you're there? Is it okay that we
Speaker 1: have this conversation without your parents around? Mom and dad?
Speaker 1: Very funny? Really, Vanessa, your parents were there watching us
Speaker 1: the whole time. I'm sorry, I know that's weird, but
Speaker 1: it's just, you know, they've been there for me all
Speaker 1: my life. I don't understand why you didn't tell me
Speaker 1: that they were there. Why Why was it some secret? Now?
Speaker 1: I feel they were spying on us, which they were,
Speaker 1: I guess, I know. I'm sorry. It's just if you
Speaker 1: knew if you were there, then you would act differently.
Speaker 1: They needed to see how you would act if we
Speaker 1: were alone. Dude, he was feeding her food in front
Speaker 1: of her mom. Oh yeah, I didn't even think about that.
Speaker 1: I know. I'm sorry. And by the way, I'm not
Speaker 1: poor and I'm not uncultured. I'm actually a great guy.
Speaker 1: I have a good job, I have my own condo.
Speaker 1: I've been in a little trouble, but that's in the past.
Speaker 1: A little trouble, but that's in the past. Yeah, what
Speaker 1: does that mean, Tyler? Yeah, what does that mean? It
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. It's in the past. It was six months ago.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, were you arrested in the past? Six
Speaker 1: months ago? I'm just being honest. It was six months ago.
Speaker 1: It's I've moved on. I'm just saying that I have
Speaker 1: my life together, and that's it. Hold on what happened
Speaker 1: six months ago? It doesn't matter. I was. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: Forget that. I forget that. I said, it does matter.
Speaker 1: What did you do? I've served my time. I'm in
Speaker 1: a different place now. I was roped into it with
Speaker 1: from other people. It's not important. I'm just saying that
Speaker 1: life together. Yeah, pyramids. I want to know now, Tyler.
Speaker 1: Everybody wants to know embezzelment. We close. I'm not telling
Speaker 1: you guys, it was in the past. My point is
Speaker 1: that it was a great day. I just want to
Speaker 1: know if she likes me or not. I want to
Speaker 1: I just want to either move on or not. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: then I'll help you here. Vanessa, would you like to
Speaker 1: go out on a second date with Tyler. We will
Speaker 1: pay for it, what I mean, we'll pay for your
Speaker 1: parents too? Why not so? I can't, especially knowing now
Speaker 1: that there's some mystery that happened six months ago. It
Speaker 1: was not even a big deal. It was the lowest
Speaker 1: felony charge you could get. I was rope into it.
Speaker 1: That's kind of the biggest deal. That's as big as
Speaker 1: it gets. It was the smallest felony you could get.
Speaker 1: I barely even serve any time. It was in the past.
Speaker 1: Like I said, Wow, my parents were right about you know, Okay,
Speaker 1: well I have to I was kind of skeptical at
Speaker 1: the beginning of this call, but it may have been
Speaker 1: a good decision for Vanessa to bring her parents along
Speaker 1: on her dated vibe. Oh my god, are you freaking
Speaker 1: kidding me? Well, yeah, they thought something bad about him,
Speaker 1: and turns out he has as a pass to criminal history. Vanessa,
Speaker 1: Sorry it didn't work out. I do have a question
Speaker 1: for you, though, Um, do you think it'd be cool
Speaker 1: if your parents came along on my next date? Because
Speaker 1: I could really use their opinion. They'd like, you know
Speaker 1: what they're talking about broken Jupil in the morning