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Speaker 1: You know, it's only crack kids who walk around doing

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Speaker 1: What's your name? They're like, no, get out of here.

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Speaker 1: They're delicious. They are delicious. And every single time I

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Speaker 1: what I said? Hello cow killer. I'm I don't know

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Speaker 1: talking from you. I do not appreciate that is fantastic.

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Speaker 1: that it's not appropriate. There was no reason for you

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Speaker 1: what your name is. So you have a dirty little

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Speaker 1: secret that you want to tell us? Um? Yeah, So

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Speaker 1: I've been dating a guy for about a year and

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Speaker 1: there's something pretty big that he doesn't know about me. Yetta, Okay, Well,

427
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Speaker 1: a lot of people like don't tell their new like

428
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Speaker 1: significant there's our relationships about all their dirt. Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 1: Well I definitely wouldn't tell him like within the first

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Speaker 1: couple months. But it's been like a year now, and

431
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Speaker 1: now it feels like kind of past the point of

432
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Speaker 1: maybe when I should have told him something major. Yeah,

433
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Speaker 1: years a while, so it's a long time. I mean, yeah,

434
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Speaker 1: at this point you should know, like everything's you know, serious.

435
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Speaker 1: Is it that you don't like cottage cheese? Um? No,

436
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Speaker 1: I do not. That's not a secret. I don't. I'm out.

437
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Speaker 1: I'm out about not liking cottage sheets, okay, because that

438
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Speaker 1: would be I mean, could you imagine me? It was

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Speaker 1: someone a year and then they're like, hey, I've been

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Speaker 1: faking that I like cottage sheets this whole time, talk

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Speaker 1: about being pissed off you break up, or that they

442
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Speaker 1: like peaches with their cottage because you liked it. No,

443
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Speaker 1: nothing to do with cottage cheese, not peaches, not food related. Okay, okay,

444
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Speaker 1: So what are you keeping from your boyfriend? Then? Well, um,

445
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Speaker 1: he knows that I am bisexual. Um, but he doesn't

446
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Speaker 1: know that I was actually married before and I was

447
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Speaker 1: married to a woman who Okay, big secrets all around.

448
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Speaker 1: How do you hide that? Even the fact that women

449
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Speaker 1: or man or whoever, The fact that you've been married

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Speaker 1: before and he still doesn't know after a year is

451
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Speaker 1: a big deal, I know, a really big deal. Are

452
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Speaker 1: you gonna tell him? I feel like I have to,

453
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Speaker 1: but I'm still like, I'm really nervous because it's that's huge. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but why did you not tell him? A little? Like?

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Speaker 1: How come you didn't tell it to begin with? Oh? Well,

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Speaker 1: I just it's just kind of I feel like it's

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Speaker 1: a bit of a turn off. I mean, I don't

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Speaker 1: know what you're buy. Yeah, for most guys, they'd be

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Speaker 1: like sweet. What then that's the by part, the marriage part?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah? Was that? Was there a specific reason

461
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Speaker 1: as to why you didn't tell them at the start?

462
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Speaker 1: Was it just because you thought he might not like you? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: And he had kind of just made a few like

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Speaker 1: comments about um, just like how sacred marriage is and

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Speaker 1: how you shouldn't make such a commitment unless you're like

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Speaker 1: so sure, oh, because he thinks that you Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so I think things were like maybe she'll be my wife, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: my first time. You're like at the point now where

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Speaker 1: either you tell him and risk his reaction or just

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Speaker 1: never tell him. But if he finds out after you've

471
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Speaker 1: been together even longer, it's even worse. Yeah, that's terrible, man.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you do. Yeah, I feel like

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Speaker 1: I probably should tell him. Yeah, I I have an idea. Yeah,

474
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Speaker 1: you can tell him. But when you tell him, bring

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Speaker 1: home like one of your cute girlfriends and so this happened,

476
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Speaker 1: but hey, yeah, what's what's your relationship with your ex?

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Speaker 1: Be like and this is her and I think we

478
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Speaker 1: should all hang out for They'll be like that's fine,

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Speaker 1: I don't care. Yeah, it might not be my ex

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Speaker 1: I can definitely find somewhere. You go, Alex again with

481
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Speaker 1: the great life advice. Thank you for telling us you

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Speaker 1: do a little secret. Good luck. Then Jebel Show on Demand.

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Speaker 1: Then Jebel Show on Demand. Come to the I n

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Speaker 1: N The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in

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Speaker 1: the news. The news for Monday, May nine, twenty twenty two.

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Speaker 1: I'm Jebel Fresh and what are you thinking? Why I

487
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Speaker 1: say that? In just a second, but first let's meet

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Speaker 1: the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh. Be careful who you let

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Speaker 1: fly yourself around the world because one pilot wasn't qualified.

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Speaker 1: I have all that coming right up in my story

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Speaker 1: coming up. That sounds terrifying. Yeah, Christian graceon My Idiot

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Speaker 1: proves that showing off in your car makes you simply

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Speaker 1: an idiot. More coming up on that in my story

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Speaker 1: this coming out. Okay, more on those in just a

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Speaker 1: second before I first start of the the day and the

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Speaker 1: i ND the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just

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Speaker 1: in the news, they report the news. I really don't

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Speaker 1: have much detail on this, but I did see a

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Speaker 1: headline that I thought was funny, So that's pretty much

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Speaker 1: all I have in this story. Doctor Phil writes Oprah

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Speaker 1: a thank you note every single year. Just told you.

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Speaker 1: I have no more information on that. Dear Oprah, thank

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Speaker 1: you so much. What were you thinking give me a career?

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Speaker 1: What were you thinking? Thank you? Well, I didn't even

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Speaker 1: know they knew each other. So no, Oprah, she put

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Speaker 1: doctor Oz on the map too. I think Oprah gave

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Speaker 1: everybody a job. No, but she did. She discovered doctor

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Speaker 1: Phil and put him on her show, and Oprah made

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Speaker 1: him millions of dollars and a really good career. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he sends her a thank you note every single year

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Speaker 1: to say thank you, Oprah. I mean, what else can

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Speaker 1: you give the woman that has like four billion dollars? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: don't forget about me, Oprah. Yeah, I mean he probably is,

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Speaker 1: like the whole world wants to thank you, because if

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Speaker 1: it wasn't for you finding me, then I would have

516
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Speaker 1: never founded the cash Me Out. I was just about

517
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Speaker 1: to say that if Oprah would have never found doctor Phil,

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Speaker 1: we wouldn't have to deal with Daniel Burgolie. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. Is that something to thank Oprah for? No?

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Speaker 1: I think that doctor Phil sends Oprah thank you card

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Speaker 1: every single year because she made doctor Phil not literally,

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Speaker 1: she's not his mom to make him like that, but okay,

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Speaker 1: she discovered him and made his career. He discovered the

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Speaker 1: cash Me Outside girl because she was on his show first.

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Speaker 1: And so we should all be going to Oprah's house

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Speaker 1: and leaving flaming dog poop on. That's what you should

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Speaker 1: be doing. This is the Iron and the Idiot News Network,

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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just the news the news for next

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Speaker 1: story that is that. Send it on over to Alex

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Speaker 1: Freysh who's on location in the air forty thousand feet

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Speaker 1: somewhere going across the pond over to London, where a

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Speaker 1: co pilot of a Virgin Atlantic flight pulled a pilot

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Speaker 1: that he wasn't qualified to be a co pilot. What

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Speaker 1: so they had to turn around and go back Wait

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Speaker 1: what are you for real? Yeah, for real. It was

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Speaker 1: a packed flight and it was going from London to

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Speaker 1: New York. He was pretty far in a couple hours

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Speaker 1: where he said that, and then they had to turn

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Speaker 1: back around and go back to London. So the pilot

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Speaker 1: a few hours into an international flight, said that the

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Speaker 1: copilot wasn't qualified and they turned around, said he hasn't

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Speaker 1: taken his final flying test, final flying test, final flying

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Speaker 1: it's not out of flying university wherever they go to

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Speaker 1: learn to fly university. How did you make it so far?

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Speaker 1: I mean I was even allowed to do it. How

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Speaker 1: do you even get on the plane? Thank you? Yeah. Also,

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Speaker 1: though I wouldn't, I would be upset if I was

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Speaker 1: on that plane though they turned around, I would be pissed. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I would be like, I don't care if you're going

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Speaker 1: to turn around and go back and we've already been

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Speaker 1: in the air and we're going from London to New York.

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Speaker 1: That's a long flight, right, that was like a nine

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Speaker 1: hour flight, ten hour flight. Sometimes if we're already halfway

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Speaker 1: there and you turn around, you might as well let

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Speaker 1: that dude who hasn't finished flight school fly it and

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Speaker 1: crash it, because I don't want to be around it

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Speaker 1: a point. Yeah, go ahead. This is the i n N,

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network, and it just goes to show

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Speaker 1: you can't really trust. That was one of biggest fears

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Speaker 1: of trusting the pilot. Now I have to freaking here

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Speaker 1: we go again for the rest of your long I

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Speaker 1: was just getting over my fear of flying and not

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Speaker 1: to fly today. This is the I n N News Network.

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Speaker 1: Wheredients are just in the news the news for our

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Speaker 1: next story, Let's send it on over to Christian Grace though,

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Speaker 1: who was on location one second. I'm just now I'm

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Speaker 1: picturing us on the plane outs on our marria, so

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Speaker 1: we traveled together. Obviously, maybe she's going to bed. She's

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Speaker 1: going to be trying to get in the cockpit to

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Speaker 1: like check their credentials, to be like, hold on, I

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Speaker 1: read a story today. She's like, I want to call

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Speaker 1: your university a flight and confirm your records. What a

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Speaker 1: flight school did you go to? Mister captain Man, who's

574
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Speaker 1: your favorite professor? I'm on location in Irvine, California, where

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Speaker 1: police arrested a man for felony vandalism, and guess what

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00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,360
Speaker 1: he was doing to receive that charge of felony vandalism.

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Speaker 1: He was simply doing donuts in an empty parking lot.

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Speaker 1: They charged him with felony vandalism for thirty seven hundred

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Speaker 1: dollars worth of damage to the parking lot and painted

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Speaker 1: parking lot lines, and that he was using dangerous maneuvers

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Speaker 1: to cause this because it burned rubber. Right, we're doing

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Speaker 1: donuts and it must have messed up the lines. Oh,

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Speaker 1: felony charts. I mean the judge must must have been

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Speaker 1: named Karen. If anybody's gonna get a felony charge, just

585
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Speaker 1: a driver, it should be those that have like those

586
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Speaker 1: like farting engines on their little Honda series. The sound

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Speaker 1: of being going down the road, ye has so loud,

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Speaker 1: Alex and I live by the freeway, so I can't

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Speaker 1: tell if it's a gunshot or backfire. You want to

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Speaker 1: go back to sleep a couple of days ago? What

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Speaker 1: was that? Which one was that? And I'm like, that's

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Speaker 1: a backfire. Okay, sure could have been a gunshot. I'm

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Speaker 1: not sure. Yeah, that's all I'm sitting it back to you.

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Speaker 1: This is the I n N, the Idiot News Network.

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Speaker 1: Radios aren't just in the news. The tune in tomorrow,

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Speaker 1: same time for another Oh wow, that was hard Hirding

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Speaker 1: and I'm at Christian Gray Snow News News and your

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Speaker 1: phone break happens every single hour on the twenties. Your

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Speaker 1: It's a Jewel show, then Jebil Show on demand, then

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Speaker 1: Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame day mornings.

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Speaker 1: That's twenties. I got to work on my Nickel Cage

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Speaker 1: impression when as anybody said that in the last like

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Speaker 1: twenty years, I don't know. It's a Jewel show and

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Speaker 1: it's time for your brand new phone prank. And today

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Speaker 1: Devin is on the phone, and Devin wants to prank

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Speaker 1: his wife Jessica, because she's a huge Nicholas Cage fan. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's like a glitch in the universe, how big like

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Speaker 1: every movie. It's just en psyclopedic knowledge. Nicholas Cage is

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Speaker 1: a great actor. Yeah. Um so anyway, this is for

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Speaker 1: her birthday, right, Yeah, it's for her birthday. I wanted

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Speaker 1: to like spet up like a huge like call from

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Speaker 1: Nicolas Cage as like a gag. So he told he

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Speaker 1: told his wife for her birthday that he paid for

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Speaker 1: a cameo from Nicolas Cage, and Nicholas Cage wants to

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Speaker 1: call her. So I can't do a Nicolas Cage impression.

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Speaker 1: So I just got a sound clip and play I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna call as a d age and get him on

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Speaker 1: the phone, play the sound clip, and then tell her

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Speaker 1: that what'd you do? Nicolas Cage now hates you for

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Speaker 1: some reason. See how she handles that. All right, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna call right now. Here we go. Yeah, no, Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'll tell Pete Davidson. Hello, tell Pete Davidson. I've got

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Speaker 1: a thing right now. I'll call him back. I'll call

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Speaker 1: him back. Hello. Hello, Hi is Jessica Jessica? Yeah, sorry

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Speaker 1: about that. Ashton Black from i C. I'm nice to

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Speaker 1: meet you. Oh hi, are you part of the Cameo Group?

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Speaker 1: I am one of the head agents at one of

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Speaker 1: the biggest agencies in Los Angeles. I do know of

633
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:34,880
Speaker 1: cameo though, because my client, Nicholas Cage, has a cameo

634
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:38,560
Speaker 1: and apparently there's been some sort of a phone call

635
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:41,200
Speaker 1: thingy hooked up for right now that I was supposed

636
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,440
Speaker 1: to get him on the phone for. Oh my gosh,

637
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:46,200
Speaker 1: I can't believe that this is really happening. Yeah, yeah, okay,

638
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:49,880
Speaker 1: So you're a big fan. Huh yep, who isn't. Yes, okay, yeah,

639
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:51,720
Speaker 1: I've been huge fans. All right, Well, I'm gonna go

640
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:54,520
Speaker 1: ahead and transfer him, transfer you through to him. Then okay,

641
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:57,280
Speaker 1: and then happy birthday. I guess it's it's your birthday,

642
00:32:57,320 --> 00:33:04,920
Speaker 1: so okay, hold on, thank you, thank you, nice to

643
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:08,360
Speaker 1: see you. Sorry. Hello, Yeah, it's for the family and

644
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 1: the kids most importantly. Um, sorry, what's he's weird? He's

645
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:17,640
Speaker 1: got a really weird look. He's got long nails, little eyes,

646
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:25,000
Speaker 1: a strange star nose, small long tail. Tell me you

647
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:28,960
Speaker 1: didn't do that. It's Ashton. It's Ashton Park here again,

648
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:33,000
Speaker 1: Nicholas Cage's agent. Yeah, I think I cannot believe what

649
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:36,440
Speaker 1: you just said to one of the greatest actors of

650
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:39,880
Speaker 1: our time. I'm so sorry. I don't know what I

651
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:42,480
Speaker 1: could have said that would have been a problem. I'll

652
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:44,440
Speaker 1: have you. Do you know that he just committed to

653
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:46,040
Speaker 1: a movie that he's got to be shooting in a

654
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:48,920
Speaker 1: couple of months, and whenever anything like this happens, I

655
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:51,200
Speaker 1: can't get the guy out of bed for six months.

656
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 1: So really, more than just pissing off, Nicholas Cage, you

657
00:33:55,880 --> 00:34:02,040
Speaker 1: just lost US twenty million dollars. Thanks loved. Look, is

658
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 1: there anyone I can just talk to him again? Like

659
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:08,279
Speaker 1: to get this cleared up? Do you have the line

660
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 1: was messed up? Do you have a sea otter on hand?

661
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,160
Speaker 1: A sea otter? The only way I've ever seen Nicholas

662
00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:14,920
Speaker 1: Cage calm down when he's like this is if he

663
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,920
Speaker 1: has a sea otter. No. Never, he's having a bad day.

664
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,520
Speaker 1: The only thing I've ever seen make Nicholas Cage relax

665
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:22,399
Speaker 1: is holding a sea otter. He loves them. I don't

666
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:26,319
Speaker 1: know why, but he just does. I don't look. I'm

667
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:28,040
Speaker 1: so sorry. I'm sure if you let me talk to

668
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:30,080
Speaker 1: him again, we can clear up this whole misunderstanding. I'm

669
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:32,359
Speaker 1: a huge fan. I mean, I love him. Okay, well,

670
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:33,719
Speaker 1: you know what, I could lose my job for this,

671
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:35,640
Speaker 1: but at this point you cost me twenty million dollars

672
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:37,839
Speaker 1: and maybe a relationship with my client. Who cares. I'm

673
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:39,640
Speaker 1: going to send you back over to his phone and

674
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:46,240
Speaker 1: good luck without a sea otter. Really, Oh, I'm Nicolas

675
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:52,440
Speaker 1: Cage and I'm going to steal the Declaration of Independence. Sorry,

676
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:55,400
Speaker 1: what's going on? Oh? What's going on? Is that's actually

677
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:57,680
Speaker 1: your husband Devin, And this is the Jewel Show, Miny

678
00:34:57,719 --> 00:35:00,680
Speaker 1: Jewel minds Alex minding this and I'm Gray and your

679
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:03,320
Speaker 1: husband wanted to prank you for your birthday by setting

680
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:08,839
Speaker 1: up a fake Nicholas Cage call to freak you out. Oh,

681
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:15,879
Speaker 1: in so much trouble. Yeah, wait, so did you even

682
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 1: buy a cameo? Oh? No, I thought that I made

683
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:25,480
Speaker 1: Nicholas Cage mad and he was bringing up the otters.

684
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:32,279
Speaker 1: I was so confused. Then, Jebel Show on Demand First

685
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 1: Day follow up, Samuel is on the phone today for

686
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,400
Speaker 1: a first date follow up and he went on a

687
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:40,320
Speaker 1: date with a woman named Savannah, and now Savannah's not

688
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:41,800
Speaker 1: calling him back and he doesn't know why. And his

689
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:45,719
Speaker 1: date sounded fun, so I'm not sure either, Samuel. But

690
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:47,520
Speaker 1: before we get into your date, how long has it

691
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 1: been since you and Savannah went out. It's been just

692
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:55,920
Speaker 1: about a week now. Um An, you know it was awesome,

693
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:59,399
Speaker 1: you know, like I really thought we had a good

694
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:01,640
Speaker 1: man and like even our like we joked about our

695
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:04,000
Speaker 1: names like kind of matching us, you know, Samuel in Savannah,

696
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:07,480
Speaker 1: Like you know, it's just like we like we just

697
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:09,200
Speaker 1: I felt like it was just real good, you know,

698
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:12,920
Speaker 1: like yeah, I mean that's cute. You know, like you

699
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:15,040
Speaker 1: guys can get married one day and then be Samuel

700
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:17,680
Speaker 1: and Savannah's writing like it just sounds perfect and it

701
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:21,359
Speaker 1: sounds like love. It sounds like love. That's a little quick,

702
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:24,080
Speaker 1: but you know you kind of go there, right. How

703
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:28,080
Speaker 1: many times have you texted her since your date? I've

704
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:33,920
Speaker 1: texted three times, um and no response. Okay. And your

705
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,600
Speaker 1: days sounded fun. You said you went to one of

706
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:43,040
Speaker 1: those acts throwing places. Yeah, yeah, it was. It was good, um, like,

707
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:45,879
Speaker 1: I mean, the whole vibe was a lot of fun

708
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:51,880
Speaker 1: until I almost killed her. So we were you know,

709
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,200
Speaker 1: you you toss the acts like at the target, like

710
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:56,719
Speaker 1: he kind of take turns going back and forth, so

711
00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:00,360
Speaker 1: we kind of gotten in a rhythm. And also like

712
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:02,800
Speaker 1: I just turned for a second. She was right by me,

713
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:05,319
Speaker 1: and I turned, just thinking like I'm gonna look cool,

714
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:07,960
Speaker 1: like not look like throw the act. She had already

715
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 1: thrown her acts and she was down there grabbing it

716
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:15,200
Speaker 1: and thanks thankfully, I am a horrible act thrower because

717
00:37:15,239 --> 00:37:19,239
Speaker 1: it went very far off but close enough to kind

718
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:22,480
Speaker 1: of scare both of us. Yeah, how did she react

719
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 1: to that? I don't I don't think she was happy.

720
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:31,759
Speaker 1: She seemed a little pissed and a little like, you know,

721
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:34,880
Speaker 1: shook up, like I was shook up. I I I mean,

722
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:38,520
Speaker 1: it was super irresponsible and I get that, like, uh,

723
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:41,920
Speaker 1: I know that's on me, but you know, we we

724
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:45,239
Speaker 1: started laughing about it, like, and that's where I kind

725
00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 1: of thought, like, all right, you know this isn't gonna

726
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:49,880
Speaker 1: happen again. We've got this great story. You know, I

727
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:53,840
Speaker 1: almost killed her on our first day the kid. But

728
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:55,960
Speaker 1: you know, when we get to the end of the night,

729
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:59,480
Speaker 1: like I could tell like she she didn't want to

730
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:03,080
Speaker 1: go in for the kiss, and I don't want to

731
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:04,879
Speaker 1: push it or anything. Can I thought, you know, maybe

732
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:08,240
Speaker 1: she's still a little shaken up by this. So I'm

733
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:09,600
Speaker 1: not sure how I would feel about that. I'm not

734
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 1: sure if I would if it would like cause me

735
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:12,560
Speaker 1: to not want to go on another date with you

736
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:14,400
Speaker 1: and just like think of you an overall like a

737
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:17,320
Speaker 1: really irresponsible person or not. I don't think so. Like

738
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:19,280
Speaker 1: I would end, but I would be like, well, that's okay,

739
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:21,799
Speaker 1: you almost killed me, but that's weird. You almost killed

740
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:23,680
Speaker 1: me and you killed the vibe. I'm out. Yeah. If

741
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:25,760
Speaker 1: I liked him, though, then I would be one thing. Okay,

742
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 1: So is that is that what you think it was

743
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:31,000
Speaker 1: that ruined your chances at another date and the reason

744
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:33,279
Speaker 1: that you're getting ghosted because you you know, because of

745
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:36,759
Speaker 1: the you almost killed her. Yeah, I think that's it.

746
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:39,480
Speaker 1: But it's like I said, the date was going so

747
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:43,200
Speaker 1: great up until that, and I feel like I understand

748
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:45,560
Speaker 1: it was very responsible. It's like I know that would

749
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:48,279
Speaker 1: never happen again, you know kind of a thing. So

750
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:53,120
Speaker 1: it's just I think if I could explain that to her, like, look,

751
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:57,160
Speaker 1: I understand how crazy that was, let's you know, let's

752
00:38:57,200 --> 00:39:00,560
Speaker 1: start over and go from there, like, okay, and is

753
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:02,279
Speaker 1: there anything else that you can think of her? That's

754
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 1: the only awkward moment on your date that you can

755
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:09,800
Speaker 1: that you remember, Like, that's that's it. I mean, like,

756
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:13,680
Speaker 1: like I said, you know, we were we were vibing,

757
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:16,279
Speaker 1: having a good time, like and even even after that,

758
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:18,680
Speaker 1: we still I you know, I thought things got back

759
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:21,799
Speaker 1: on track. But that's the only thing I can think

760
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:25,040
Speaker 1: of that that would have happened. Okay, Well, we'll see

761
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:26,279
Speaker 1: if we can figure it out. We'll play a song,

762
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 1: come back, and then call her and find out why

763
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:30,759
Speaker 1: she's not calling you back and see if we can

764
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:33,880
Speaker 1: get you another data right all right, right in the

765
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:35,680
Speaker 1: middle of your first date, fall up, if you're just

766
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:38,640
Speaker 1: joining us. Samuel is on the phone and Samuel accidentally

767
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:41,880
Speaker 1: almost murdered his date on their first date. Her name

768
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:45,520
Speaker 1: is Savannah. They went ax throwing, and the only thing

769
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:47,600
Speaker 1: that he can think of being the reason that he's

770
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:49,760
Speaker 1: getting ghosted is the fact that they went ax throwing

771
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:51,160
Speaker 1: and there was a point where she went to go

772
00:39:51,239 --> 00:39:53,560
Speaker 1: grab her axes out of the targets, and he threw

773
00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:56,319
Speaker 1: his without realizing that she had already started walking down there,

774
00:39:56,600 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 1: and apparently the acts almost hit her. Obviously, you was shook.

775
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:02,800
Speaker 1: He was shook, and he said it got back to

776
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:04,759
Speaker 1: normal though. They started laughing again at a fun time

777
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:07,359
Speaker 1: at the end of the date. Um, you guys didn't kiss, right,

778
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:10,200
Speaker 1: we didn't kiss, you know. Hearing it out loud, it's

779
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:14,560
Speaker 1: a lot like sound too great? It doesn't sound great. Yeah,

780
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:16,719
Speaker 1: saying it again, I was like, wow that this does

781
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:18,839
Speaker 1: not sound good. So maybe that is the reason you're

782
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:20,319
Speaker 1: not getting a call back. But we're about to call

783
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:22,080
Speaker 1: her right now and see if we can find out

784
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:23,680
Speaker 1: and help you get another date. All right, you ready,

785
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:38,960
Speaker 1: I'm ready? Okay, here we go. Hello. Hi, mass speaks Savannah.

786
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:43,160
Speaker 1: Please ah, yeah, that is hurt. Can I ask his calling?

787
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:46,040
Speaker 1: Yes you can. My name is Jewel from a radio

788
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 1: show called The Jewel Show. And mine's Alex from the

789
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:50,600
Speaker 1: same show called The Jewel Show. And I'm Christian from

790
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:56,799
Speaker 1: also the same show called The Jewel Show. Oh Okay, Hi, um, Well,

791
00:40:56,840 --> 00:41:00,960
Speaker 1: we're calling you because one of our listeners asked us

792
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,440
Speaker 1: to call you. We do a second called the first

793
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:03,719
Speaker 1: eight follow up. That's where if you go out on

794
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:05,839
Speaker 1: a date with somebody and then you end up ghosting them,

795
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:08,080
Speaker 1: they can email us to get you on the phone.

796
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:11,759
Speaker 1: And asked what happened? And so Samuel, who you went

797
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:16,880
Speaker 1: ax throwing with? That dude? I don't remember? Yeah, no, right,

798
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:20,960
Speaker 1: I don't know who you're talking about. Well, Samuel wanted

799
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:22,480
Speaker 1: us to call you and find out where you're not

800
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 1: calling him back. And I'll just tell you he thinks

801
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:28,400
Speaker 1: that you're not calling him back because he almost hit

802
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:33,440
Speaker 1: you with an axe on your axe throwing date. I mean,

803
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:36,680
Speaker 1: he did almost do that, And I'm not gonna lie.

804
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:40,600
Speaker 1: That really did not make me so happy, you know,

805
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:44,440
Speaker 1: like that act. It was just kind of your responsible,

806
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:46,960
Speaker 1: like he wasn't even looking where he was throwing or

807
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:52,800
Speaker 1: anything totally. But that's that's not like the mball be

808
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:57,320
Speaker 1: all for why Okay didn't call him back. Would you

809
00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 1: like to tell us why? I'm I don't know. I'm

810
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:05,480
Speaker 1: I'm still honestly kind of like weird in about this

811
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:09,880
Speaker 1: and everything. But um, I actually ended up getting the

812
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:15,920
Speaker 1: name and number of this guy who works there, works

813
00:42:16,239 --> 00:42:19,000
Speaker 1: works at the axe throwing place that you and Samuel

814
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:24,279
Speaker 1: went to on your date. Yeah, the sixty year old

815
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:32,279
Speaker 1: lumberjack hipster guy. Are you serious, Samuel a little too early? Wow? Yeah, Savannah, Yeah,

816
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:34,560
Speaker 1: that's Samuel. Samuel's on the phone listening to the conversation

817
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 1: and apparently couldn't help himself, had to jump in, didn't

818
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 1: wait for the right moment. But sorry, Oh I'm sorry,

819
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:47,680
Speaker 1: I'm like really confused right now, What's what's happening? Samuel's

820
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:49,280
Speaker 1: on the phone. I wanted to talk to you. Apparently

821
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:53,719
Speaker 1: he's an I can't But you guys should have seen

822
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:56,400
Speaker 1: this dude. I mean, he was the he was the

823
00:42:56,560 --> 00:43:00,399
Speaker 1: brawny man and mister Queen and Justin Bieber all had

824
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:05,160
Speaker 1: a threesome and this was the baby. Like you don't

825
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:09,840
Speaker 1: even know him, like that is way way I know.

826
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 1: I know enough to know that he's he's like seventy.

827
00:43:13,719 --> 00:43:16,440
Speaker 1: He has that he has a twirly mustache. I mean,

828
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:20,800
Speaker 1: at least I have a car. I'm sorry, Sorry, what

829
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:24,320
Speaker 1: is that supposed to mean? Yeah, because it means that

830
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:28,320
Speaker 1: I'm sure he's one of those just bicycling little scrawny

831
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:30,680
Speaker 1: old men going back and forth because he thinks he's

832
00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:35,239
Speaker 1: saving trees and stuff, like some kind of urban eco cowboy.

833
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:40,160
Speaker 1: So you're saying that the dude that she got a

834
00:43:40,239 --> 00:43:42,840
Speaker 1: number from at the axe throwing place when she was

835
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:45,439
Speaker 1: on a date with you is a seventy year old

836
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:48,719
Speaker 1: hipster lumberjack that looks like the Brownie man mister Clean

837
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:50,600
Speaker 1: and Justin Pieber had a baby and is an eco

838
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:54,919
Speaker 1: friendly cowboy that doesn't have a car. Yeah, that about

839
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:58,799
Speaker 1: sums it up. Yep. You know, from my end, it's

840
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:02,840
Speaker 1: just honestly like somebody being very petty and very jealous.

841
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:05,400
Speaker 1: I just don't get like why why if you're on

842
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:07,880
Speaker 1: a date, why you would get another dude's number, And like,

843
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:09,600
Speaker 1: if you did want to date him, then why not

844
00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:13,200
Speaker 1: tell Samuel that you don't want to see him again?

845
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:16,640
Speaker 1: I mean, look, I know it sounds I know it

846
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:19,719
Speaker 1: sounds bad, like, hey, sorry, I got the number of

847
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:22,200
Speaker 1: this guy on our date, and like, look, I know

848
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:25,640
Speaker 1: it sounds bad and everything, but he only gave me

849
00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:28,400
Speaker 1: in the head with an axe and then like the

850
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:31,759
Speaker 1: guy who I'm talking to now he saw the whole thing.

851
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:34,440
Speaker 1: And then Samuel went to the bathroom and like he

852
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:37,240
Speaker 1: ended that like coming over just making sure I was okay,

853
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:41,120
Speaker 1: and then okay, you know you're fine. Like I actively

854
00:44:41,239 --> 00:44:43,359
Speaker 1: sought it out. It wasn't like I'm like, oh, hey,

855
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:45,160
Speaker 1: let me go get the number of this guy who

856
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:47,520
Speaker 1: I'm on a when I'm on a date or anything.

857
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:50,480
Speaker 1: It just like it just happened, and like he was

858
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:56,560
Speaker 1: actually more caring about you have his granddaughter. I don't

859
00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:59,080
Speaker 1: even know where you're getting that from, like that he's

860
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:02,440
Speaker 1: seventy years It's like, honestly, Samuel, you just found really

861
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:06,799
Speaker 1: petty and really jealous. You know that's that's fine, Okay,

862
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:12,640
Speaker 1: he's not seventybody's brewing his own kombucha and to save

863
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,120
Speaker 1: the forest. And you know, I hope you have a

864
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:19,680
Speaker 1: real good time composting with this. I know. I mean, like,

865
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:22,480
Speaker 1: at least he's doing something for the planet. Why would

866
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:25,120
Speaker 1: you ever hate on that? And also computes healthy. Like

867
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:29,480
Speaker 1: what you're saying literally makes no sense. It's not even

868
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:31,960
Speaker 1: a good insult, Savannah, would you like to go out

869
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:35,759
Speaker 1: on another date with Samuel? Will pay for it? Well,

870
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:39,919
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, guys, this whole thing is just it's kind

871
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:44,320
Speaker 1: of it's it's bazzling to me, like, yes, I like himbucha,

872
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 1: so what if I care about my gut? I think

873
00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:50,200
Speaker 1: you guys know the answer, like, okay, yeah, axe throwing

874
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:52,279
Speaker 1: is very fun. We had fun on our date, but

875
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 1: it's not that fun getting almost hit in the back

876
00:45:55,239 --> 00:45:57,799
Speaker 1: of my head with an at You know, I'd rather

877
00:45:57,880 --> 00:46:02,640
Speaker 1: be with somebody who actually gave about what was going on.

878
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:09,960
Speaker 1: Don't need another date? That's just are you surecause? I

879
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,120
Speaker 1: can still keep asking Savannah. It seems like we've got

880
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:14,319
Speaker 1: it right there on the edge. She's about to say, yes,

881
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:20,880
Speaker 1: I can. You know they're not very good, you know.

882
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:24,200
Speaker 1: I think we're just not gonna match up. I don't

883
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:28,720
Speaker 1: think so. Yeah, sorry, guys, better luck next time. It's okay,

884
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 1: I have my lack. Well that's fine. No, just have

885
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:35,680
Speaker 1: fun walking barefoot and your compost piles, hugging trees and

886
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:44,040
Speaker 1: making your assorted nut milks. The Jewels Show on demand

887
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:53,719
Speaker 1: Jubils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hello, Hey, how are you good?

888
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:56,400
Speaker 1: How are you I'm wonderful. Thank you for asking. Do

889
00:46:56,520 --> 00:47:00,400
Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret? Yeah? I thought it

890
00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:02,560
Speaker 1: was kind of stupid, so I was surprised, but I

891
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:07,560
Speaker 1: got a call. Okay, she says she thought it was stupid,

892
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 1: so she surprised. You gotta call. Well, what is your

893
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:11,279
Speaker 1: dirty little secret? Well, we'll be the judge of a

894
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:15,359
Speaker 1: stupid I don't even know what it is. Okay. Well,

895
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:18,879
Speaker 1: I was going to give worse secret, but I'm way

896
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:23,719
Speaker 1: too nervous, So come on, come on, give us the

897
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:27,520
Speaker 1: big one. Double dirty, Yeah, a double dirty girl. Nobody

898
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:31,200
Speaker 1: knows who you are, so you're you're anonymous. Okay, Well,

899
00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:35,319
Speaker 1: if my husband heard this, he would know. He doesn't listen,

900
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:40,320
Speaker 1: she told me. I just I mean, because you know,

901
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:47,040
Speaker 1: like where we talk about everything. Yeah, first, I guess

902
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:51,239
Speaker 1: the dumb secret is that, um, you're to catch a cheater.

903
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:55,239
Speaker 1: Segment gives me massive anxiety, but I'm super addictive to

904
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 1: listening to it. I just yeah, if it's really messed

905
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:02,759
Speaker 1: up like story, it gives me massive anxiety, and it

906
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:10,040
Speaker 1: kind of like ruins my day because it's like I know,

907
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 1: I know, and I'm like my husband will come home

908
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:14,360
Speaker 1: and be like, oh my gosh, I have no idea

909
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:19,759
Speaker 1: what was on. He's like, okay, what is it? Like,

910
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:25,400
Speaker 1: it's been bothering me all day? This guy did this? Okay,

911
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:27,520
Speaker 1: all right, So okay, So for the other one. The

912
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:38,360
Speaker 1: other one, my husband likes to share me. Oh my god, wife?

913
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:47,719
Speaker 1: Yeah cool, so is Alex. Okay, that's why she's calling. Yeah.

914
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:53,920
Speaker 1: I love to be there when this happens. Or yeah, yeah,

915
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:58,040
Speaker 1: it's more like the like vixen, not the cuphold. Like.

916
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:02,239
Speaker 1: It's more I'll be really involved. He's not like not

917
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:06,759
Speaker 1: like ridiculing or anything like that. Like he's he likes

918
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:09,680
Speaker 1: to be involved in Okay, how long? How long have

919
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:13,440
Speaker 1: you guys been doing that in your marriage? Oh? Um,

920
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:17,480
Speaker 1: I'm super excited here. Well, we started out like women

921
00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:22,200
Speaker 1: threesome because I'm bisexual, so we did like a lot

922
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:26,160
Speaker 1: of threesomes with women and then, um, he brought this

923
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:29,120
Speaker 1: up I don't know, probably like three years ago, and

924
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:30,919
Speaker 1: then we kind of took a break. Wait a minute,

925
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:33,399
Speaker 1: So it hasn't been with a dude, No, it has.

926
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:41,080
Speaker 1: We have Okay, I'm like okay, yeah, no, no, like

927
00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:44,160
Speaker 1: three times and we're supposed to set another one up soon.

928
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:50,960
Speaker 1: I have a question, how how do you find your thirds?

929
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:52,880
Speaker 1: Like where do you go look for these people? So

930
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:58,320
Speaker 1: hard part, that's the hard part because you don't have

931
00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:03,040
Speaker 1: as much luck like going out, I mean per se um.

932
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:06,960
Speaker 1: So there's a couple of websites that are like based

933
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:09,680
Speaker 1: off of like different fetishes and they have, you know,

934
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:13,840
Speaker 1: different categories and you can put up what you're looking

935
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:16,719
Speaker 1: for and if they like what you're looking for, then

936
00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:20,399
Speaker 1: they message you. Like dating apps, but also a hot

937
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:23,600
Speaker 1: tip you can use other apps too, and then just

938
00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:31,279
Speaker 1: be like, hey, this is what we're doing. Yeah, I

939
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:36,080
Speaker 1: don't know, they're interestingplace like hey, I like that toaster

940
00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:40,719
Speaker 1: you're selling. Also, are you interested why we're here? Well?

941
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:44,320
Speaker 1: Actually I thought about doing like the tender thing, and

942
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:47,080
Speaker 1: I tried dolining a couple apps, but you know, they

943
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:49,279
Speaker 1: want you to pay, and you know it's funny. You

944
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:51,160
Speaker 1: know it's funny. Is um? I think it was on

945
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:53,920
Speaker 1: it was tender. Alex was like, well, this guy's kind

946
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:55,319
Speaker 1: of cute, and she showed to me. I was like, oh,

947
00:50:55,400 --> 00:51:00,360
Speaker 1: that's my friend RC. I actually knew the guy. BE

948
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:03,000
Speaker 1: messenged her and then she was like, hey, I think

949
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:09,640
Speaker 1: you normal. Didn't he stopped messaging here? Well you and

950
00:51:09,719 --> 00:51:11,640
Speaker 1: your hubb you have a good tidy. Yeah, thanks for

951
00:51:11,719 --> 00:51:16,240
Speaker 1: telling us. Oh yeah about now, thanks for your little secret.

952
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:20,280
Speaker 1: Love you guys out? Did you will show on demand?

953
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:23,640
Speaker 1: So it's Monday, and you might be like Monday, huh,

954
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:26,280
Speaker 1: but think about this. Are you having a normal Monday?

955
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:28,920
Speaker 1: Or did you wake up today realizing that you won

956
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:33,239
Speaker 1: a million dollars in the Powerball but you waited too

957
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:35,440
Speaker 1: long to cash your ticket and now it's expired, so

958
00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:37,800
Speaker 1: no million dollars for you. Get to work. It's Monday.

959
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:42,840
Speaker 1: I would die move Monday the segment where you make

960
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:45,080
Speaker 1: you feel better about your Monday by hearing about other

961
00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:47,719
Speaker 1: people's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad decisions, And that

962
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:49,799
Speaker 1: would be a terrible monday to wake up and go Um.

963
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:51,880
Speaker 1: I could have won a million dollars, but I didn't

964
00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:53,920
Speaker 1: because I didn't check my ticket in time. But it

965
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:55,400
Speaker 1: was worth a million dollars at one time. One time,

966
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:56,640
Speaker 1: I was a millionaire and I didn't know it. And

967
00:51:56,760 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 1: now I know that I was a millionaire and I

968
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:01,040
Speaker 1: didn't cash this ticket on time. I am having the

969
00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:04,920
Speaker 1: worst Monday ever. If you didn't do that this morning, Congratulations,

970
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:08,279
Speaker 1: your Monday's going better than that. Person's yes, wrong move Monday.

971
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:10,880
Speaker 1: Feel better about your Monday by hearing about other people's terrible, horrible,

972
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:12,600
Speaker 1: no good, very bad decisions. We do it at this

973
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:16,040
Speaker 1: time every single Monday. Actually, what's your wrong move? So

974
00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:21,200
Speaker 1: I was sixteen, I had freshly gotten my wife, and

975
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:24,440
Speaker 1: with one of our high school clubs, I was helping

976
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:27,560
Speaker 1: direct traffic for the air show. So one of my

977
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:30,759
Speaker 1: friends and I were in my mom's brand new minivan

978
00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:36,720
Speaker 1: and we're driving through this little narrow driveway area while

979
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:40,719
Speaker 1: a couple of cops are walking along the edge of

980
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:43,960
Speaker 1: the road, and my friends sitting here saying, you don't

981
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,040
Speaker 1: have room. You're gonna hit him, You're gonna hit him.

982
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:49,960
Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, it's fine, I have plenty of room.

983
00:52:51,239 --> 00:52:53,840
Speaker 1: I did not have plenty of room. I took the

984
00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:58,600
Speaker 1: mirror of my mom's brand new minivan. Oh on her shoulders, Oh,

985
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:03,480
Speaker 1: you hit a cop. Pretty much anytime my friends and

986
00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:05,719
Speaker 1: I were walking on the air show that day, she

987
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:08,319
Speaker 1: and her friends were literally pointed to laugh, like that's

988
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:13,759
Speaker 1: the idiot who hit me? Call us up eight to

989
00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:15,600
Speaker 1: eight three, four, three one or six one. Text in

990
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:17,320
Speaker 1: at four, one or six one it's wrong move Monday?

991
00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:20,800
Speaker 1: Feel better about your Monday by hearing about other people's terrible, horrible,

992
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:23,359
Speaker 1: no good, very bad decisions. Carly, what's your wrong move?

993
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:28,120
Speaker 1: I married the wrong brother. Well, I wasn't expecting that.

994
00:53:29,719 --> 00:53:34,759
Speaker 1: You say that he's just a lot cooler, he has

995
00:53:35,239 --> 00:53:43,040
Speaker 1: a really good career. Yeah. I've also heard um because

996
00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:45,719
Speaker 1: one of my friends actually dated him, that he's really

997
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:50,920
Speaker 1: good in bed many Well, yeah, you know, we always

998
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:52,759
Speaker 1: love when people say they listened to the show here

999
00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:56,000
Speaker 1: for once. I hope your husband doesn't listen because he

1000
00:53:56,080 --> 00:54:00,319
Speaker 1: hears this. I already feel bad for him. It's wrong

1001
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:02,520
Speaker 1: move Monday. Feel better about your Monday by hearing about

1002
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:05,319
Speaker 1: other people's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad decisions. Call

1003
00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:06,840
Speaker 1: us up eight at eight three four three one oh

1004
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:09,240
Speaker 1: six one, texting four one oh six one of Michael,

1005
00:54:09,239 --> 00:54:10,800
Speaker 1: how are you going to make people feel better on

1006
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:14,080
Speaker 1: this Monday? What's your wrong move? My wrong move was

1007
00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:18,080
Speaker 1: I had a job interview online, right, like a zoom interview,

1008
00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:21,719
Speaker 1: and so I log in, I get on the screen.

1009
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:25,040
Speaker 1: There's no one there. So I'm kind of getting pumped

1010
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:27,719
Speaker 1: up for the interview. So I take a bong hit

1011
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:31,480
Speaker 1: and I'm oh, no, turn out. Fix top by Kesha,

1012
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:37,200
Speaker 1: like at the top of my lungs. I like that song.

1013
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:41,040
Speaker 1: It kind of gets me going, you know. Okay, so

1014
00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:42,920
Speaker 1: there's two wrong moves in one story right now, I

1015
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:45,760
Speaker 1: can tell you that. Okay. So, and then the person

1016
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:48,320
Speaker 1: I was interviewing with suddenly is on my screen and

1017
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:52,759
Speaker 1: they totally saw me and heard me and really embarrassing.

1018
00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:57,640
Speaker 1: So it was a job interview and you're taking bong

1019
00:54:57,760 --> 00:55:01,440
Speaker 1: rips and dancing around singing in the morning field. You

1020
00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:05,480
Speaker 1: did not I'm guessing you're CEO of the company. Now

1021
00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:11,560
Speaker 1: spoiler alert, I didn't get the job. They're loss here.

1022
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:14,080
Speaker 1: I know I'm sitting here judging this guy. But I

1023
00:55:14,239 --> 00:55:16,680
Speaker 1: kind of did that one time too. It wasn't a

1024
00:55:16,719 --> 00:55:18,320
Speaker 1: bomb grip, but you know, I'm smart. It was just

1025
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:20,440
Speaker 1: a little vape pan. Oh geez, you're vaping in a

1026
00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:22,840
Speaker 1: job interview on zoom. It was like a job meeting.

1027
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:26,520
Speaker 1: It was I thought my camera was off because it's

1028
00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:28,160
Speaker 1: just like you come in and every wise chit chat

1029
00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:30,480
Speaker 1: to me. You're just listening and I'm just sitting there,

1030
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:36,680
Speaker 1: you know, and oh my god, why could I see

1031
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:44,680
Speaker 1: myself in the corner. Thankfully, no one said yeah, they

1032
00:55:44,719 --> 00:55:48,200
Speaker 1: definitely saw me just getting Yeah. That's why I love

1033
00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:50,560
Speaker 1: Zoom meetings. You can look at the people's videos sometimes

1034
00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:52,399
Speaker 1: and they think that their camera's off and they're doing

1035
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:54,640
Speaker 1: something weird. I mean, I think that I'm on mute

1036
00:55:54,680 --> 00:55:57,839
Speaker 1: a lot that I'm not. Oh god, I double triple check.

1037
00:55:57,880 --> 00:55:59,560
Speaker 1: And then it's like the next thing I know, people

1038
00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:03,600
Speaker 1: are like, I'm like, wait, why are they start You're like,

1039
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:06,600
Speaker 1: don't find me. And then and then I put it

1040
00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:08,279
Speaker 1: on mute and they're like and they go back to talking.

1041
00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:13,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh god, it's wrong. Move Monday. Feel better

1042
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:16,320
Speaker 1: about your Monday by hearing about other people's cerebral horrible,

1043
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:18,719
Speaker 1: no good, very bad decisions. So let's think about it

1044
00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:21,120
Speaker 1: real quick. Did you have a job interview on Zoom

1045
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:23,160
Speaker 1: and then when the camera turned on, you were taking

1046
00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:26,080
Speaker 1: a bong hit and dancing around the room to Kesha's TikTok.

1047
00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:30,239
Speaker 1: Probably not, congratulations you're having a good Monday already. Or

1048
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:33,000
Speaker 1: did you start your day by getting into your mom's

1049
00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:36,040
Speaker 1: minivan when you just started learning to drive and run

1050
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:40,920
Speaker 1: over a cop on accent? Probably not. Guess what, Monday's

1051
00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:43,680
Speaker 1: going Pretty good? It's wrong move Monday. Feel better about

1052
00:56:43,719 --> 00:56:46,680
Speaker 1: your Monday by hearing about other people's terrible, horrible, no good,

1053
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:50,479
Speaker 1: very bad decisions. So happy Monday, Did You? Will show

1054
00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:51,320
Speaker 1: on demand