Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm gonna get all up and tonight. I
Speaker 1: feels so good. I just gotta wonder the plushi when
Speaker 1: you read this rule, lest your words roles into your words.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, here I am. I'm Little Compton in
Speaker 1: the den again. I'm with Jannifer Marine of a little
Speaker 1: cons Little Day for all your summer rental names. And
Speaker 1: we I we we had a summer weekend and we
Speaker 1: just watched the first night of Bachelor in Paradise. We're
Speaker 1: doing a podcast. Mom, guess guess what I did in
Speaker 1: honor of up so in Paradise? Will you tell everybody
Speaker 1: what I did this morning? What did I do? First
Speaker 1: thing in the morning, I went and got what lashes?
Speaker 1: I got my Paradise last extension lash. Yeah, the Marine ladies,
Speaker 1: there's a lady. It's not in Little Compton. Go to
Speaker 1: Angie and tiberda Um. But we this is my last
Speaker 1: day in Rhode Island, and I couldn't leave without watching
Speaker 1: at least one episode. I'm getting lashes and getting lashes.
Speaker 1: I'm ready for Paradise as you are ready that dress
Speaker 1: for the show. I'm in my sweatpants and I'm in
Speaker 1: your slippers. Mittens is nearby. You have your gift, your
Speaker 1: your first fan art nearby. Thank you, thank you, Brittany. Well,
Speaker 1: let's talk about the show. Let's talk about the show. Okay, overall,
Speaker 1: this is just a little teaser. We're gonna do the
Speaker 1: main podcast. We will be doing it back in l
Speaker 1: A with some fun, exciting people. Um, but I want
Speaker 1: to say it was too exciting not to do a
Speaker 1: little mini one. How said, are we for Venmo Joe
Speaker 1: and Jubilee? Were you shocked? I was kind of shocked.
Speaker 1: I thought they were going to give it to the
Speaker 1: last lady who came in, the blonde, the dark haired.
Speaker 1: You thought the Jacqueline was gonna get no, no no,
Speaker 1: but she wasn't with Kenny, which had Venmo jaw Venmo John.
Speaker 1: It was between Caroline, the sort of dark haired girl.
Speaker 1: We I thought, because she seems sort of I'm so
Speaker 1: glad Jubilee one, I'm so glad. I really hope they
Speaker 1: fall in love and get married. Well, it's wonderful because
Speaker 1: I saw you leap off the salt sofa and scream.
Speaker 1: I've got chilled. I got chills. My hair stood on that. Okay,
Speaker 1: you need to you so much. Jordan's prophet that salts
Speaker 1: non times you have to okay, But for Kenny, you
Speaker 1: thought the Jacqueline was gonna get it, not analyies. I actually,
Speaker 1: even though Anilies is such a drag, I was happy
Speaker 1: for her because she felt the most authentic. Even though
Speaker 1: I loved my meat ball, I felt like and you said,
Speaker 1: oh no meat balls going home? And she liked beautiful.
Speaker 1: She too long to start it because and he knew
Speaker 1: that it wasn't for real, right, he knew that she
Speaker 1: needed a roase Meatball, it's beautiful. And what was your
Speaker 1: what was your thought about meet Ball? She well, she's
Speaker 1: just she's the therapist of the therapist a shrink. She
Speaker 1: should become a shrink and the counsel people. Yeah, Jack's
Speaker 1: relationship exactly. I go to the meet ball. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean truthfully, she gave really good advice out although kind
Speaker 1: of she was the one that did the intervention on
Speaker 1: Colton and Tear. I mean, how boring could they be.
Speaker 1: I'm mad be be Hona for telling them to stake.
Speaker 1: It's like, please just does not want to be there.
Speaker 1: He doesn't like her, and I think Laurie's right likes her,
Speaker 1: He just doesn't want to be her. Purse. He doesn't
Speaker 1: her person person, want to be her person. I felt
Speaker 1: like wants to be free. I think he was to
Speaker 1: dat guys me too? Do you yeah, you think Laurie right? Yes?
Speaker 1: Definitely absolutely? Um? Did you think he makes too much
Speaker 1: about his football days and his masculinity but he guys
Speaker 1: that there's no chemistry's got no, he's got no sex, apal,
Speaker 1: he's got no sex? Okay, um, number, But I was
Speaker 1: I was happy for at least even though she's desperate.
Speaker 1: I love me some Kenny. I think Kenny's a really
Speaker 1: good date. But I actually felt like they seemed to
Speaker 1: authentically have a nice time together, and it felt them
Speaker 1: she seemed at least just going after his rose, and
Speaker 1: like she actually liked Kenny. Oh, I think she likes him.
Speaker 1: She is not leaving without her person and maybe it's Kenny. Well,
Speaker 1: first it was Jordan's. He was going to make a
Speaker 1: great father, if you Jordan Jordans fell from grace. He
Speaker 1: did apologize that was hollow, he had to do it,
Speaker 1: but he did it. Yes, he did it. How much
Speaker 1: do we we are not into the goose? The goose sucks.
Speaker 1: I'm enjoying Crystal Moore she's been fine. She's very fun
Speaker 1: because she drinks a lot, and she's like very slow.
Speaker 1: But when she drink on ary season, she got feisty.
Speaker 1: She's not just filled out. All I know is yes,
Speaker 1: actually she's she's been okay. She's been okay. She can
Speaker 1: have him, because I think he's absolutely gross. I know,
Speaker 1: like she's actually been okay enough that perhaps she's somebody
Speaker 1: who's watched herself and it's like, oh, I'm gonna course correct.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to do that again. The word course correct. Well.
Speaker 1: I enjoyed hearing. I think she needed Bibionic to tell her.
Speaker 1: But she's behaved well because he's opposed to a lot
Speaker 1: of other people. Because yeah, I actually wish that she
Speaker 1: would pick a better guy like she she couldn't pick
Speaker 1: a worse guy. I don't want to eat Kevin's sausage.
Speaker 1: I thought that was how bummed out would you be
Speaker 1: if if I was eating and sausage like that's somebody's daughter,
Speaker 1: I would go and do an intervention. You would fly
Speaker 1: to Mexico. I would fly to Mexico. Grabbed you by
Speaker 1: your lashes. You can grab him, because my lashes you
Speaker 1: can grab. I would put i'd have to get staying
Speaker 1: around here. Have you dragged in the back of the
Speaker 1: car down the streets and lashes? Now I intentionally said,
Speaker 1: I don't want lashes that look like burlesque, that looks
Speaker 1: like a moth is laded on my face and they
Speaker 1: don't know, but they're so Unfortunately. Now I have to
Speaker 1: fly to Rhode Island every five weeks. You gotta filled in.
Speaker 1: I think that's a great plan. I know. Okay, wait
Speaker 1: a minute, wait a minute, one more thing. Um so wait,
Speaker 1: who are we missing? Jenna? Jenna? I love n She's
Speaker 1: so cute, She's so cute, her hands, she's so little
Speaker 1: out and she she's got a great joyous I like her.
Speaker 1: I like her too, and I like she and Jordans.
Speaker 1: I do think Jordan's immature. There's a stunting story that
Speaker 1: was tough. I feel like he doesn't know how to
Speaker 1: like and fourly, this dip ship has been poking at
Speaker 1: him and poking at him and poking out. That's why
Speaker 1: they brought him on. I know. But it actually is
Speaker 1: now starting to work because because Jordan actually has some
Speaker 1: skin in the game, because he likes Jenna, and it's like,
Speaker 1: I hate to see him getting taken down like that
Speaker 1: dumb dumb is getting what he wants. He's like getting
Speaker 1: to him and that's all he wants. And now and
Speaker 1: now your gal that he had in his back pocket
Speaker 1: in case things don't is already taken. Ye, she's with
Speaker 1: Canada's You know what we've been doing. Also in Rhode Island,
Speaker 1: we've been dreaming up redecorating schemes from the Then we
Speaker 1: have a discount wall paper on a pinchest board. We
Speaker 1: have ikea blinds on a pinchest board, can to paint.
Speaker 1: I'm all about the I'm all about I'm all about you.
Speaker 1: Give me the high expensive version and I will find
Speaker 1: you that the affordable version right now. Yeah, we're just
Speaker 1: we're all on the We have two rooms now. It's
Speaker 1: it's mushrooms. I know that was on you. You You tried
Speaker 1: to mushroom it into a third and I was like,
Speaker 1: slow your role. And then we watched Insatiable this week.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, guys, everybody, every you have to watch
Speaker 1: it and watch all the have to just keep moving,
Speaker 1: keep guying. The best is at the last, the end.
Speaker 1: It's so good. All of it's good, all of us good.
Speaker 1: But twelve and eleven are the best. It's so good.
Speaker 1: How much do you love your pistol? Your rookie of
Speaker 1: the year, Debbie. She's amazing, isn't she? She is truly amazing.
Speaker 1: You love you already. You love her. You're like, that's
Speaker 1: your friend from the podcast. That's your friend from the podcast.
Speaker 1: It's fabulous. And you love her voice. Oh, she's got
Speaker 1: the best voice. And isn't she is hot? She's hot? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And I think Sarah who plays her, she does a
Speaker 1: podcast to plays Angie the mom. She does a great
Speaker 1: job too. It's fabulous, fabulous. Yeah, you gotta watch because
Speaker 1: I need a job. He's gotta pay for some renovation.
Speaker 1: I gotta pay the the electrician, that freaking electrician man, man,
Speaker 1: don't guys, And this is not a big house. This
Speaker 1: is like a twelve square foot house. You never knew
Speaker 1: an electrical bill, Covita, You never knew an electrical bill
Speaker 1: of Viso High Well. Electricians and plumbers are members of unions,
Speaker 1: and they're yourn down. You thought you were coming here
Speaker 1: to hear about Bachelor and Paradise, and what you're really
Speaker 1: hearing about is elect electrical unions. In conclusion, how's mittens
Speaker 1: the kittens? Oh, she had a big day. She's been
Speaker 1: very busy. We have five guys at my field today. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was plastic. We're planting wildflowers, wild flower suits. We
Speaker 1: have to kill all the hay. You gotta kill the
Speaker 1: hay with plastic bags, well, plastic sheets, and then we
Speaker 1: take them. We take Mitten's out on a leash. Spent
Speaker 1: a lot of morning in the kitchen in the window watching.
Speaker 1: She loves workmen. She's hot for She's hot for guy
Speaker 1: with a tool bell ever walked on the on the leash.
Speaker 1: And yes, last night she got out into the garage
Speaker 1: and was hiding behind the garbage garbage camp. We had
Speaker 1: to do an intervention. We had to do it a
Speaker 1: lot of interventions. And then today we were in town.
Speaker 1: You had your bridge, a little Compton bridge. Well, she
Speaker 1: was in DFL. I was like, mom, how do you do?
Speaker 1: She said, I'm not DFL? I said, was that? She said,
Speaker 1: did fucking lass? That's exactly right? Were you DFL? Know?
Speaker 1: What were you? We were seventh out of town? All right,
Speaker 1: not DFL. But you're not good. We kind of suck.
Speaker 1: You're like TfL. Your third's right third less so there's
Speaker 1: always next week. Mom. In conclusion, how much do you
Speaker 1: never watched Paradise before? No? I like it better than
Speaker 1: Bachelor and Bachelor, right, I told you that you you
Speaker 1: we do it to get you do it to get
Speaker 1: to know the lineup. That's how much are you enjoying
Speaker 1: the show? I like, who was going to get engaged
Speaker 1: at the an? Mom? Does somebody always getting gag? Usually? Yeah,
Speaker 1: at least one. Yeah. Usually yeah, Well you just threw
Speaker 1: a curve bought. Man, I didn't know they had to
Speaker 1: get engaged. They don't have to get engaged by the
Speaker 1: corpse of Neil Lane will show up with a diamond selection.
Speaker 1: Oh all right here, so here we ugly hope it's
Speaker 1: not Culton and Tilla. I'm so oh my god. I
Speaker 1: can't even she cannot take a hint. No, she doesn't
Speaker 1: want a hint. I predict that he will break up
Speaker 1: with her because he's going to see the light that
Speaker 1: it's like she's so desperate to have him. Yeah, yeah, No,
Speaker 1: they're not going to get engaged. And so then I think,
Speaker 1: how about Kenny and Annelie's how about Jubilee and John
Speaker 1: possible Astrid and Kevin Colton and Jenna. I mean, I
Speaker 1: mean Jordan and Jenna. No, Jordan doesn't want to get married.
Speaker 1: He's too young and busy being beautiful. All right. I've
Speaker 1: never predict that it's gonna be. I really hope it's
Speaker 1: John and Jubilee. Don't know if he's ready to get married.
Speaker 1: How old is he? John? Yeah, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: think she's ready. I don't know if he is. He's
Speaker 1: having so much, doesn't He reminds me of my brother.
Speaker 1: If Alaric went to Paradise, he'd be suked, doesn't. If
Speaker 1: al was in Paradise, he'd be a little bit like
Speaker 1: he'd be a little bit like John. If I wasn't,
Speaker 1: he would be so saying. He'd be like if Alec Andrew.
Speaker 1: And if Alec and Andrew went to Paradise, how sad they?
Speaker 1: I mean, why don't you be so psychedif I was
Speaker 1: in Paradise a little bit, But I'd be psyched if
Speaker 1: you were there? Yes, who all those cheeseballs? He would
Speaker 1: to be said, what if I hooked up with then? Mo? John? No?
Speaker 1: All right, Mom, are you not coco nuts enough for you?
Speaker 1: I know, I know I'm a little more nuts. I'd
Speaker 1: probably fall for grocery store Joe and you and I
Speaker 1: would say no, next, You're not moving to Buffalo. He's
Speaker 1: not Rebuffal. That's Jason's grocery store. Joe's from grocery store Joe. Yeah,
Speaker 1: is that? Hell? Yeah? From Chicago, from Chicago, from Chicago.
Speaker 1: Who are you gonna watch it with tomorrow night, Mitten's.
Speaker 1: I'll be definitely I'm missing you. We'll be sitting here
Speaker 1: giggling and laughing, all right, well, and Mittens will be
Speaker 1: cleaning herself. Well. I just want you to know, in
Speaker 1: anybody out there, I did that. There was a new
Speaker 1: Patreon episode that went out today with our two fans
Speaker 1: or two weeks of the grocer as they came to
Speaker 1: the studio. They did a podcast with me and Anna,
Speaker 1: and they both loved your work in Nashville. Mom, They
Speaker 1: thought you did a great job. How much did you
Speaker 1: love Rob Benedict? Oh he was fabulous, he was so
Speaker 1: I had so much fun in Nashville. Everybody, all those
Speaker 1: people who watched the show or listen and listen to
Speaker 1: the show. Yeah, my friend keeps trying to watch it.
Speaker 1: The podcast. Yes, But when they sweet the people that
Speaker 1: did the podcast with us, they were so what a
Speaker 1: great audience. It was a best fan we're the best fans.
Speaker 1: And Rob handsome, very handsome. He's handsome and nice handsome.
Speaker 1: But all the people came out to the show, so
Speaker 1: we just had a blast. We had so much fun.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, here's a little taster and then there'll
Speaker 1: be another one that's going to be up on Thursday, Thursday. Okay,
Speaker 1: enjoy your teaser. Bye. Oh yeah, I want it all
Speaker 1: up in you tonight. I feel so good. I just
Speaker 1: gotta wonder to push you girl where you w