WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: "Texas Jingle" Mail Bag 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:05.480 Kaboom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a 0:00:05.480 --> 0:00:09.160 week was enough, I think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.160 --> 0:00:12.440 of the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.560 --> 0:00:15.480 treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the 0:00:15.600 --> 0:00:20.200 rich pill poppers in the penthouse the Clearinghouse of Hot takes, 0:00:20.280 --> 0:00:24.080 break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben 0:00:24.120 --> 0:00:32.600 Maller starts right now in the air every you Where. 0:00:33.000 --> 0:00:38.479 The Fifth Hour with Ben Mallord and Danny g Radio 0:00:38.920 --> 0:00:45.440 on a Sunday, Sunday Sunday, because listen, five nights a week, 0:00:45.720 --> 0:00:48.080 clearly not and off. As we are hanging out in 0:00:48.120 --> 0:00:52.720 the podcast, do Joe and Danny, I am looking forward 0:00:52.720 --> 0:00:55.920 to the mail bag. We had an interesting weekend so far. 0:00:55.920 --> 0:00:57.720 We had Benny versus the Penny on Friday, which we 0:00:57.760 --> 0:01:01.040 always do, and gave all my NFL picks, and then 0:01:01.960 --> 0:01:06.840 we had a dueling Banjo's thing with spilled drinks and 0:01:07.200 --> 0:01:11.840 driving long distances and other random things that popped up 0:01:11.840 --> 0:01:15.240 on the podcast on Saturday. Yeah, man, you're officially a 0:01:15.240 --> 0:01:19.200 Phoenix sun right now. Man, oh man, what a what 0:01:19.319 --> 0:01:21.680 a drive? What a long drive? Well we'll be making 0:01:21.720 --> 0:01:27.120 that drive, Danny. Yeah, super Bowl, super Bowl Baby, Maybe 0:01:27.120 --> 0:01:29.920 we can stay at Turk's house. We'll we'll, we'll harass 0:01:30.040 --> 0:01:32.080 Turk and make him put us up in his house 0:01:32.120 --> 0:01:34.440 for a night or something like that. We'll see. Or 0:01:34.480 --> 0:01:36.319 we can just drive back. Who knows, we go for 0:01:36.319 --> 0:01:38.680 a day and drive outs a long long way to haul. 0:01:38.800 --> 0:01:43.080 But why not with that? Oh yeah, yeah, that's diarrhea? 0:01:43.200 --> 0:01:47.160 All right. These are actual questions by actual listeners on 0:01:47.200 --> 0:01:50.320 the mailback. Before we get started, we must queue up 0:01:50.360 --> 0:02:08.960 the band and our man, Ohio, al it's all right, 0:02:09.320 --> 0:02:12.919 great job as always, Ohio all what a smart man 0:02:13.000 --> 0:02:16.680 he knew by making that little ditty that that thing 0:02:16.720 --> 0:02:22.480 would get airplay every weekend on this podcast. Genius genius 0:02:22.600 --> 0:02:25.920 move by Ohio. A good job by him, and we 0:02:26.000 --> 0:02:30.480 start out. I got mail, Yeah, I got mail. Yeah, 0:02:31.880 --> 0:02:36.360 start out with Mike from Fullerton. These these messages sent 0:02:36.440 --> 0:02:39.399 either via email Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com, 0:02:39.440 --> 0:02:42.799 no numbers, all letters, Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com, 0:02:42.919 --> 0:02:45.560 or the Facebook page which is Ben Mallard's show, our 0:02:45.680 --> 0:02:49.280 show Facebook page. So Mike from Fullerton rights and he says, Hey, Ben, 0:02:49.320 --> 0:02:51.920 I have a hard old radio question for you this week. 0:02:52.480 --> 0:02:56.240 Generally our national sports radio guys supposed to be welcoming 0:02:56.280 --> 0:03:01.000 the fans of every franchise, even if it's the cheating 0:03:01.280 --> 0:03:05.399 as rows. The fact that you actually give strong opinions, 0:03:05.400 --> 0:03:08.840 including the negative ones, on My Angels, is a big 0:03:08.880 --> 0:03:10.799 reason why I'm a fan of the show. But I'm 0:03:10.840 --> 0:03:15.160 curious if trashing a franchise, no matter how well deserved, 0:03:15.200 --> 0:03:21.120 breaks some kind of national radio handbook or something. All right, 0:03:21.200 --> 0:03:24.040 So so, Mike, there there's really no handbook that I 0:03:24.160 --> 0:03:27.880 know of. Maybe I didn't get the talking points from 0:03:27.880 --> 0:03:32.080 from management, but it's really how I got into to radio, 0:03:32.200 --> 0:03:34.880 and it has changed. I will agree with you, Mike, 0:03:34.920 --> 0:03:37.600 that the business has changed. It's a lot more cheerleaders 0:03:37.640 --> 0:03:40.280 and there's people that are in the tank for the 0:03:40.320 --> 0:03:43.240 hometown team and all that, and that wasn't how it 0:03:43.320 --> 0:03:46.840 was when I got in to radio. And I guess 0:03:46.840 --> 0:03:49.200 I'm becoming one of the last and the Mohicans these days. 0:03:49.200 --> 0:03:50.920 But there are a bunch of people in certain cities 0:03:50.960 --> 0:03:54.640 that do it. It really goes by market, and I 0:03:54.720 --> 0:03:56.600 was lucky enough to work in the Boston market a 0:03:56.600 --> 0:03:59.760 little bit remotely, and that's a town where they trash 0:03:59.800 --> 0:04:02.160 the Red Sox if they play poorly. The patriots of 0:04:02.200 --> 0:04:05.680 the Celtics. Philadelphia is a town like that New York, 0:04:05.880 --> 0:04:09.520 although even that's changed a little bit. But as far 0:04:09.560 --> 0:04:15.400 as the national stuff now, all we get told by 0:04:15.440 --> 0:04:19.880 management unless I miss something here, Danny is do a 0:04:20.000 --> 0:04:24.280 good show, do an engaging show, doing entertaining show, keep 0:04:24.320 --> 0:04:27.640 people listening as long as you can possibly keep people listening. 0:04:28.320 --> 0:04:31.599 And however you do that, whatever you do to create 0:04:31.640 --> 0:04:34.719 an audience and to captivate an audience is what you 0:04:34.800 --> 0:04:37.080 have to do. And just don't get us in trouble. 0:04:37.800 --> 0:04:40.440 Am I correct? Danny? Isn't that pretty much the mantra 0:04:40.680 --> 0:04:47.159 from from management? Well, Hollywood, my man, that radio handbook 0:04:47.200 --> 0:04:53.200 you spoke of is in your company email, in your inbox. Well, man, 0:04:53.320 --> 0:04:58.559 let me tell you about man. We're gonna make you famous. Yeah, 0:04:58.600 --> 0:05:01.040 there's no there's no hand book. It's just supposed to 0:05:01.080 --> 0:05:04.960 be glued to your radio type programming. In other words, 0:05:05.320 --> 0:05:08.279 if I'm driving home Ben late at night and you're 0:05:08.320 --> 0:05:11.960 on the radio and I pull into my driveway, you're 0:05:12.000 --> 0:05:14.599 so compelling that I don't want to get out of 0:05:14.640 --> 0:05:18.400 my car. Yeah, or whoever the guy is on the radio, 0:05:18.400 --> 0:05:22.640 whether it's me or Danny g or whoever, Like, if 0:05:22.720 --> 0:05:27.760 something happens and your thought is, I wonder what numb 0:05:27.800 --> 0:05:30.000 nuts thinks about this, you know, And I happen to 0:05:30.040 --> 0:05:31.960 be the numb nuts. Like that's a good thing, right 0:05:32.000 --> 0:05:36.240 if you're And unfortunately, we do have a number of 0:05:36.279 --> 0:05:38.120 people that do look forward to it. And and and 0:05:38.320 --> 0:05:40.280 in the same people Danny like to bust my balls 0:05:40.640 --> 0:05:42.480 when I when I give something out and give an 0:05:42.480 --> 0:05:45.039 opinion out and all that stuff. And but that's fine 0:05:45.080 --> 0:05:47.760 as long as you're as long as you're listening. But 0:05:47.839 --> 0:05:50.359 I do think the business has shifted, the pendulum has 0:05:50.400 --> 0:05:54.440 shifted away from being critical. And there's a lot a 0:05:54.480 --> 0:05:56.680 lot more people that are doing this now that are 0:05:56.720 --> 0:06:03.040 not not holding people accountable, and they're they're making excuses, 0:06:03.240 --> 0:06:07.719 and I find that as dull as dishwater. Other people, 0:06:07.920 --> 0:06:09.880 I guess like it. I don't know, to each their own. 0:06:09.920 --> 0:06:12.320 It's an acquired taste. I didn't grow up listening to 0:06:12.360 --> 0:06:14.920 sports radio like that, so I'm not used to it, 0:06:15.600 --> 0:06:17.840 and I don't really enjoy it, but there's clearly an 0:06:17.839 --> 0:06:21.279 audience for it. But I like throwing haymakers. Well, the 0:06:21.320 --> 0:06:24.800 great Petros and money say that there's only one thing 0:06:24.880 --> 0:06:29.360 that gets more ratings than sports. And that's fun. So 0:06:29.480 --> 0:06:32.559 when you have shows that have a lot of fun 0:06:32.640 --> 0:06:37.120 games and content and fun callers and things like that, 0:06:37.480 --> 0:06:41.599 to me, that's the best radio that's on the radio. Yeah, 0:06:41.680 --> 0:06:46.800 it's like making uh, spaghetti or something. There's different spices 0:06:46.880 --> 0:06:49.360 you can put in there, and different seasoning you can 0:06:49.440 --> 0:06:54.720 add and changes the taste and the flavor of the 0:06:54.480 --> 0:06:57.440 the meal. And so that's how that goes. But thank you, Mike. 0:06:57.560 --> 0:07:02.480 Next up Hill Billy, Mike writes in and he says, 0:07:02.560 --> 0:07:05.920 you know, Benjamin Danny Gee, I've been hearing about raising 0:07:06.040 --> 0:07:08.520 canes off and on. You've talked about it over the years, 0:07:09.240 --> 0:07:15.120 and your go to for substituting one thing for something else. 0:07:15.160 --> 0:07:18.080 I never paid much attention to it, he'll bully, Mike says, 0:07:18.120 --> 0:07:20.760 because we didn't have them here, but they're building one 0:07:20.920 --> 0:07:26.440 right down the road from him in Chester, Virginia. And 0:07:26.480 --> 0:07:28.440 I wanted your go to, all right, So so he'll 0:07:28.480 --> 0:07:31.560 be with Mike. My go to it raising canes. I 0:07:31.600 --> 0:07:35.920 go Keniak combo, no cole Slaw, no veggies, no cole Slaw, 0:07:36.040 --> 0:07:40.200 extra fries. There's also if you like the bread they 0:07:40.240 --> 0:07:42.320 toasted on one side. But if you ask for it 0:07:42.360 --> 0:07:44.640 toasted on both sides. They'll give you a fresh piece 0:07:44.680 --> 0:07:48.160 of bread, get it toasted on both sides, and then 0:07:48.160 --> 0:07:51.200 I normally get lemonade easy ice, and then when I 0:07:51.280 --> 0:07:53.760 drink the lemonade, I then fill it up with one 0:07:53.800 --> 0:07:57.040 of the uh, the regular beverages that they have there. 0:07:57.080 --> 0:07:59.960 So that's that's my go to. I love raising cane 0:08:00.120 --> 0:08:04.160 better than any other chicken joint that's out there, including 0:08:04.520 --> 0:08:07.680 the big one that doesn't open on Sundays there, so 0:08:08.680 --> 0:08:11.040 Chick fil A I like raising canes more. But that's 0:08:11.080 --> 0:08:13.960 my my go to. I'm all about it. But like 0:08:14.040 --> 0:08:16.360 everything else, the price has gone up up in a way, 0:08:16.440 --> 0:08:18.840 Danny right. It used to be fast food with cheap food. 0:08:19.520 --> 0:08:23.520 Now not so much. Yeah, And unfortunately where I live now, 0:08:23.560 --> 0:08:27.080 there's no raising canes in my backyard, but if there was, 0:08:27.160 --> 0:08:29.080 I would have to go on a solo mission there. 0:08:29.560 --> 0:08:32.960 I have to deduct points from Mike Cleopatra because I 0:08:33.000 --> 0:08:35.480 took her to raising keynes when we were visiting San 0:08:35.480 --> 0:08:39.440 Diego or Temecula. Rather we were in Temecula. I took 0:08:39.440 --> 0:08:42.800 her to a raising canes ben. She turned her nose up. 0:08:42.880 --> 0:08:46.800 She thought it was overfried. She didn't like it. She's like, well, 0:08:46.840 --> 0:08:48.960 I don't understand what all the hype in the fuss 0:08:49.040 --> 0:08:52.240 was about. And right then I had to really do 0:08:52.400 --> 0:08:56.720 some deep introspection. Yes, that's the exact word I was 0:08:56.760 --> 0:08:59.800 looking for, because at that point I just wasn't sure 0:08:59.800 --> 0:09:05.560 if I was with the right woman. Yeah, that can 0:09:05.679 --> 0:09:08.960 that can end a relationship. You know, people think we're 0:09:09.000 --> 0:09:10.640 kidding here, but no, I mean that's a that's a 0:09:10.679 --> 0:09:13.040 deal breaker for a lot of people. You gotta think 0:09:13.440 --> 0:09:16.160 how many meals you eat today, how many times you 0:09:16.160 --> 0:09:18.440 would like to go get that nice fried chicken from 0:09:18.520 --> 0:09:21.480 Raising Kines. They had to buy a commercial on this 0:09:21.520 --> 0:09:25.320 show we're giving away. But it's you're right, and I 0:09:25.360 --> 0:09:29.200 mean I have similar issues with my my bride. She 0:09:29.360 --> 0:09:31.679 she has like a gluten free diet that she's on 0:09:31.760 --> 0:09:33.480 most of the time, so she doesn't need a lot 0:09:33.520 --> 0:09:36.080 of a lot of bread. I like bread, but I 0:09:36.120 --> 0:09:37.840 only eat once a day. So when I eat, I 0:09:37.880 --> 0:09:40.880 go big. I go big and I go home is 0:09:40.880 --> 0:09:42.680 what I do. And so we go back and forth. 0:09:42.720 --> 0:09:44.079 But the cool thing is she doesn't really care. I 0:09:44.120 --> 0:09:46.160 can eat, we can eat separate things as long as 0:09:46.200 --> 0:09:48.640 we're kind of in the same area. So it's all 0:09:49.080 --> 0:09:51.480 it's all good there, all right. Next up on the 0:09:51.520 --> 0:09:55.720 mail bag, Berry from Music City USA, right saying yo 0:09:55.760 --> 0:09:59.360 yo mob Benny. He says, uh, the sound bite of 0:09:59.640 --> 0:10:04.839 no Barrowe is awesome, and I know it took Jake 0:10:05.240 --> 0:10:07.880 Warner a long time to find that sound bite and 0:10:07.920 --> 0:10:13.880 you loved it. Was there ever sound bites for number 0:10:14.120 --> 0:10:18.080 two through number nine by the same artist? Would you 0:10:18.120 --> 0:10:20.560 take a new drop of number one to ten? But 0:10:20.679 --> 0:10:23.720 a talented artist, I would love to have drops for 0:10:23.800 --> 0:10:28.880 number two through nine. Alex Tisher actually knows one of 0:10:28.880 --> 0:10:31.880 our engineers. He he knew where some of those bites were, 0:10:31.960 --> 0:10:34.880 but they're not the same voice. Guy, He says, I 0:10:34.880 --> 0:10:37.880 think you should send out a call to the Mallam 0:10:37.960 --> 0:10:40.440 Militia to make those for you. Well, that's a great idea. 0:10:41.320 --> 0:10:43.480 That's a great idea, Barry, if somebody wants to send 0:10:43.480 --> 0:10:45.120 in now. They gotta sound good though, right there, and 0:10:45.200 --> 0:10:48.400 they can't be cheesy. You know the nineties band you 0:10:48.480 --> 0:10:51.600 had it, You had one on KRT as well, your 0:10:51.720 --> 0:10:55.200 name Jingle. Yes, I still have a cart somewhere. I 0:10:55.240 --> 0:10:58.679 still have the cart. I love that, by all. I 0:10:58.760 --> 0:11:01.480 have that cart some where in my collection here as 0:11:01.520 --> 0:11:05.160 well for my name, And there used to be donuts 0:11:05.200 --> 0:11:07.760 that we played on the radio station. And then right 0:11:07.800 --> 0:11:10.560 in the middle of that quote unquote donut, you would 0:11:10.600 --> 0:11:14.280 play your name jingle, so it would be like back 0:11:14.320 --> 0:11:19.320 to back fresh jams. Danny G. Yeah, I love it. 0:11:19.400 --> 0:11:22.360 I love it. I have a nerd when it comes 0:11:22.360 --> 0:11:26.600 to jingles. There's a great jingle place in Dallas that 0:11:26.800 --> 0:11:31.240 makes most of those professional radio jingles. And the famous 0:11:31.280 --> 0:11:35.640 story is that Clayton Kershaw's father worked at that place 0:11:36.880 --> 0:11:40.720 in the in Dallas. So yeah, dad was a radio 0:11:41.000 --> 0:11:43.920 helped make radio jingles. Do you know if that place 0:11:44.000 --> 0:11:47.080 is still around? Uh, yeah it is. For some reason, 0:11:47.120 --> 0:11:49.400 I'm having a mental block, but yeah, they'll make you 0:11:49.559 --> 0:11:53.240 jingle for They have singers that go in and sing 0:11:53.440 --> 0:11:56.360 the jingles and stuff. That's awesome. I want one for 0:11:56.360 --> 0:11:59.160 the fifth hour. I know. I would love to get 0:11:59.200 --> 0:12:00.679 one for the fifth I don't know how much they 0:12:00.679 --> 0:12:03.640 would charge us, probably a lot because we're associated with 0:12:03.679 --> 0:12:06.280 the big corporation. They don't realize that this is mostly 0:12:06.280 --> 0:12:12.400 a mom and pop shop. But it's uh big time. 0:12:13.840 --> 0:12:17.360 Uh what is it? It's I'm trying to thank you. 0:12:17.480 --> 0:12:20.320 Let me see if I can I know the gist 0:12:20.360 --> 0:12:25.960 of it. Let me see. It's in Dallas, and let 0:12:26.000 --> 0:12:27.560 me see. I give them a plug here because they're 0:12:27.559 --> 0:12:33.840 really they're really good here. Jam Yeah, Jam Creative Productions, 0:12:33.920 --> 0:12:36.640 Jam Create. It's called it jingles dot com. What a 0:12:36.679 --> 0:12:40.840 perfect website. What a perfect website, jingles dot com. And 0:12:40.880 --> 0:12:43.960 they make radio jingle station I d s like Danny 0:12:44.040 --> 0:12:46.520 was referencing and all that, and they also do it 0:12:46.600 --> 0:12:48.200 for I guess they'll do it for anybody. So if 0:12:48.240 --> 0:12:51.640 you have your podcast like this, they'll they'll do it. 0:12:51.840 --> 0:12:56.040 And it's pretty cool, pretty cool. It was called JAM. 0:12:56.080 --> 0:12:59.560 It was called JAM Productions before, but now it's called 0:12:59.720 --> 0:13:02.320 just al right, it's just still called Jam Production. It's 0:13:02.360 --> 0:13:04.080 called JAM. I thought it was called something else before. 0:13:04.120 --> 0:13:06.439 But anyway, jingles dot com is the website. So I'm 0:13:06.440 --> 0:13:09.600 gonna send an email to Scott to see if he'll 0:13:09.640 --> 0:13:14.360 allocate some budget for some jingles. That would be awesome. Yeah, 0:13:14.440 --> 0:13:16.760 I would love that. I would love a new fresh 0:13:16.880 --> 0:13:20.200 Ben Mallard jingle and uh, and then one for this 0:13:20.200 --> 0:13:22.360 show for you, and then you could do it for 0:13:22.360 --> 0:13:24.880 for for your other show, right for for Cavino and 0:13:25.000 --> 0:13:27.000 Rich you could have a jingle made for them. I'm 0:13:27.000 --> 0:13:29.880 sure they would love jingles. Oh they're radio guys, they 0:13:29.920 --> 0:13:32.320 would love that. Come on, it would be all about it. 0:13:32.320 --> 0:13:42.160 They'd be like, yeah, it's so exciting. Oh, it's so good. Alright, 0:13:42.400 --> 0:13:47.080 Next up, Pierre. Let's see we have Pierre from sixth 0:13:47.080 --> 0:13:51.920 place in the Mallard Militia Fantasy football contest on DraftKings. 0:13:51.920 --> 0:13:55.120 He says, Man, I believe that you sleep less than 0:13:55.200 --> 0:13:58.720 I do. That is, unless you are not, in fact, 0:13:58.760 --> 0:14:01.240 actually posting on so social media and are allowing your 0:14:01.360 --> 0:14:07.120 vast social media team to handle such petty duties. I 0:14:07.160 --> 0:14:09.760 guess my question is how many people does Fox Sports 0:14:09.800 --> 0:14:15.599 Radio employed to maintain the social media empire of the 0:14:15.800 --> 0:14:19.120 media giants such as yourself. Well, Pierre, we're never supposed 0:14:19.120 --> 0:14:20.720 to talk about how we make the hot dogs, isn't 0:14:20.720 --> 0:14:22.320 that what we say? Danny, You can't talk about how 0:14:22.360 --> 0:14:24.920 you make the hot dogs and ruin the magic of 0:14:24.920 --> 0:14:27.560 how this is all made. But there is an army 0:14:27.600 --> 0:14:30.360 of people behind the scenes. It's a small army. It's 0:14:30.880 --> 0:14:33.320 the size of the Vatican's army. But it's a small, 0:14:33.440 --> 0:14:38.840 small group that defends the social media channels. And if 0:14:38.880 --> 0:14:43.080 you only take turns, if you only knew who was 0:14:43.120 --> 0:14:47.320 in the watch tower. It would amaze you if you 0:14:47.440 --> 0:14:50.560 had that kind of intel. Are you gonna pay the 0:14:50.640 --> 0:14:52.920 eight dollars a month for Twitter or are you gonna 0:14:52.960 --> 0:14:56.480 build that to the company? Oh I am not. I 0:14:56.480 --> 0:14:58.520 am not paying. If the company wants me to be verified, 0:14:58.560 --> 0:15:02.080 they have I hear they have the money to afford that. Um, 0:15:02.880 --> 0:15:05.320 but are you gonna pay eight dollars a month to 0:15:05.320 --> 0:15:07.440 get verified? Any Are you gonna go down that road? 0:15:08.120 --> 0:15:10.880 It doesn't affect me, so I don't care. Now it's 0:15:10.920 --> 0:15:12.840 it's gonna be a badge of honor now to not 0:15:12.960 --> 0:15:16.080 have the blue check mark. Yeah, I see. Like the 0:15:16.120 --> 0:15:18.760 whole point of it was it was special because you 0:15:18.840 --> 0:15:20.800 had to earn it. You didn't pay for it something, 0:15:20.800 --> 0:15:22.440 they had to give it to you. But now it's 0:15:22.560 --> 0:15:24.760 if you just buy it, it's not really that special 0:15:24.760 --> 0:15:27.440 because anyone can get it. You know, a couple of 0:15:27.520 --> 0:15:31.440 years ago, when I looked into getting my my page verified, 0:15:32.080 --> 0:15:34.200 they got back to me and they said, cool, you're 0:15:34.240 --> 0:15:36.840 in line to get the check mark. All you need 0:15:36.880 --> 0:15:39.520 to do is have a website now so we can 0:15:39.640 --> 0:15:42.800 verify you. I did the website and then I heard 0:15:42.840 --> 0:15:47.560 back saying we're pausing all verifications at the moment, so 0:15:47.640 --> 0:15:49.400 it was just for me. It was a black hole 0:15:50.040 --> 0:15:53.880 and not at the Oakland Coliseum. Well that sucks. I 0:15:53.920 --> 0:15:55.880 had to jump through a bunch of hoops. I've told 0:15:55.880 --> 0:15:58.920 the story before. I just send my driver's license in 0:15:59.160 --> 0:16:02.800 and they had to get all my personal information. They own. 0:16:02.960 --> 0:16:08.240 Twitter has all my information. You see all the athletes 0:16:08.240 --> 0:16:11.040 and celebrities that have been tweeting saying if you don't 0:16:11.040 --> 0:16:14.120 know who I am, if I haven't earned this, screw you. 0:16:14.160 --> 0:16:17.320 I'm not gonna pay. Yeah, well, we'll see how this 0:16:17.400 --> 0:16:20.720 plays out. And people are upset because you know, when 0:16:20.760 --> 0:16:22.720 something's free and then you charge for it, Why would 0:16:22.760 --> 0:16:25.200 you pay for something you were getting for free? You 0:16:25.240 --> 0:16:27.880 know what I mean? Like it's like the old line 0:16:27.920 --> 0:16:31.040 about the why buy the cow if you're getting the 0:16:31.040 --> 0:16:33.840 milk for free? You know, the the dating line we 0:16:33.960 --> 0:16:39.040 heard back in the day with me you get me 0:16:39.200 --> 0:16:43.360 that good stuff got mail. Next up is Adrian in 0:16:43.400 --> 0:16:45.240 the Mile High City. He says, Ben and Danny g 0:16:45.400 --> 0:16:49.400 are buddy, Adrian. I've been singing the Dodger blues the 0:16:49.480 --> 0:16:53.360 last couple of weeks. The Dodgers always have great regular 0:16:53.400 --> 0:16:56.120 seasons and then suck at a time they cannot suck 0:16:56.280 --> 0:16:59.320 during the playoffs. I don't know why I thought this 0:16:59.360 --> 0:17:03.040 season would be different. The Big Blue Choking Crew cost 0:17:03.120 --> 0:17:07.640 me my Dodger World Series Championship wager. Sorry about that, Adrian, 0:17:08.040 --> 0:17:11.000 He says, go Phillies, and then he points out he's 0:17:11.000 --> 0:17:13.920 who's writing this and who knows. Now it's Sunday. Maybe 0:17:13.920 --> 0:17:16.480 the World Series is over by now, but things were 0:17:16.480 --> 0:17:18.280 looking good for the Phillies at the time he sent 0:17:18.359 --> 0:17:21.040 this in. He says, speaking of the cheaters, Big Ben 0:17:21.440 --> 0:17:24.399 had me. You had me laughing my ass off and 0:17:24.400 --> 0:17:28.040 the meter reader car when you were saying that you 0:17:28.040 --> 0:17:30.679 would no longer be a Dodger fan if they signed 0:17:30.680 --> 0:17:36.760 Carlos Correa this offseason. F albub. Now, I was not kidding, Adrian. 0:17:37.240 --> 0:17:39.880 A lot of people thought I was exaggerating. No, no 0:17:39.960 --> 0:17:43.040 I am. I am so far on the side of 0:17:43.040 --> 0:17:47.040 the aisle, which is anti assholes that if the Dodgers 0:17:47.080 --> 0:17:51.880 signed an asshole Carlos Correa, I'm out. I'm out. I'll 0:17:51.920 --> 0:17:55.320 still watch baseball, I'll bet on baseball like Pete Rose, 0:17:55.920 --> 0:17:58.800 but I am not going to invest myself in a 0:17:58.840 --> 0:18:02.160 franchise that law lost a World Series to a team cheating, 0:18:02.560 --> 0:18:05.080 and he was one of the key cheaters, and then 0:18:05.119 --> 0:18:08.160 you sign that guy down the line. I don't want 0:18:08.200 --> 0:18:10.800 to be a party of that. And if they signed 0:18:10.880 --> 0:18:13.480 Korey and I don't believe they will, But if the 0:18:13.560 --> 0:18:17.560 Dodgers do, I'm out. I'm out. As long as he's 0:18:17.600 --> 0:18:20.720 wearing Dodger blue, I'm not. And so that's the way 0:18:20.720 --> 0:18:23.639 it is. That's how strongly I feel. And that is 0:18:23.680 --> 0:18:25.800 a That is a deal breaker for me. That is 0:18:25.800 --> 0:18:28.480 a deal breaker. And I don't think they'll do it. 0:18:28.480 --> 0:18:30.920 I think they'll sign Dan's by Swanson or bring back 0:18:30.960 --> 0:18:34.639 Trade Turner, or signs Andrew Bogart's, any of those guys, 0:18:35.040 --> 0:18:39.080 not Carlos Carey, Dan's by route, that's better. And you 0:18:39.119 --> 0:18:42.120 know what, man, it would be like if Machado returned 0:18:42.119 --> 0:18:45.359 to the Dodgers. He has such a punchable face, so 0:18:45.480 --> 0:18:49.160 does Correa. I can't imagine those guys wearing Dodger blue 0:18:49.280 --> 0:18:52.800 right now. You'd want to punch your TV screen. Yeah, 0:18:52.920 --> 0:18:55.760 Krea is just a dick. I don't want the guy 0:18:55.800 --> 0:18:58.520 on the team, and they shouldn't want him either. He's 0:18:58.560 --> 0:19:02.080 bad news. He's bed news Bears is what he is, 0:19:02.119 --> 0:19:05.840 just like Eddie's Halloween costume. Bad news Bears all right, 0:19:06.280 --> 0:19:09.040 next up? Actually, well there's more from Adrian. But wait, 0:19:09.040 --> 0:19:10.840 there's more. He says, As you fellas know, I listened 0:19:10.840 --> 0:19:14.880 to podcast while driving around and reading water meters. Well, 0:19:14.920 --> 0:19:17.199 of course I have to make pitch stops here and 0:19:17.240 --> 0:19:20.200 there to use the restroom, which means I stop at 0:19:20.240 --> 0:19:23.760 a lot of porta potties or outhouses. Oh boy along 0:19:23.760 --> 0:19:26.080 the way. Why is it that some of the most 0:19:26.160 --> 0:19:30.040 foul things someone can think to say are written in 0:19:30.160 --> 0:19:33.680 black sharpie on the walls of the outhouse or the 0:19:34.040 --> 0:19:37.959 porta pisser? Also, whose idea was it to start that? 0:19:38.160 --> 0:19:41.080 Most of the time those things are disgusting, and I'm 0:19:41.119 --> 0:19:43.640 trying to piss and get the hell out of there 0:19:44.160 --> 0:19:47.080 as quickly as possible, not stick around in there and 0:19:47.160 --> 0:19:53.760 scribble out a nasty racist message your thoughts get Yeah, 0:19:53.800 --> 0:19:56.840 it's it's always been that way every in the old 0:19:56.880 --> 0:20:01.160 bathroom writing. So I guess the because the theory would 0:20:01.200 --> 0:20:04.200 be that assholes are attracted to ship, and so there's 0:20:04.200 --> 0:20:08.040 shipped in there, and so the assholes that they get 0:20:08.040 --> 0:20:11.040 excited by that, the schmucks and the mama Lukes, so like, hey, 0:20:11.080 --> 0:20:13.760 I can they can write nasty stuff and nobody will 0:20:13.760 --> 0:20:15.760 know it's me, and I'll get away with it because 0:20:15.800 --> 0:20:18.800 there's no cameras in here. And why are there so 0:20:18.840 --> 0:20:24.159 many accidents inside there? Though? People suddenly lose their aim 0:20:24.240 --> 0:20:27.160 as soon as they step into a border potty. Yeah, 0:20:27.200 --> 0:20:30.040 and also there's a lot of weird things that people 0:20:30.119 --> 0:20:33.480 put in the bowl, which is actually a bowl that 0:20:33.560 --> 0:20:35.919 you would never put in your toilet at home. They 0:20:36.000 --> 0:20:40.080 use it as a trash can. Oh, it's so disgusting, nasty. 0:20:40.080 --> 0:20:42.560 He gives gives me the willie's just even hearing his 0:20:42.680 --> 0:20:46.520 email about those things. I mean, that's last resort town 0:20:46.640 --> 0:20:49.160 right there. Man. I was at a high school football 0:20:49.200 --> 0:20:52.000 game a couple of Fridays ago, and of course when 0:20:52.000 --> 0:20:54.080 I went to look for the restroom, they had porta 0:20:54.119 --> 0:20:57.439 potties lined up, and I was like, oh God, I 0:20:57.440 --> 0:21:00.000 gotta piss so bad though, So I went in there, 0:21:00.080 --> 0:21:03.600 Ben and I did the old T shirt over the nose. Yeah, 0:21:04.040 --> 0:21:07.439 still didn't help. Now, well, we have a competitive advanch 0:21:07.560 --> 0:21:10.800 over the women, but it's still still not great. I 0:21:10.880 --> 0:21:14.440 was using hand sanitizer for ten fifteen minutes NonStop after 0:21:14.480 --> 0:21:16.719 that you'd rather go out in the woods and go 0:21:16.800 --> 0:21:20.360 behind a tree or something like that. The lastly, Adrian 0:21:20.440 --> 0:21:23.359 says that Phil in cat Brandon from a couple of 0:21:23.359 --> 0:21:26.439 weeks ago, he says he sounds like Pinocchio from the 0:21:26.440 --> 0:21:30.159 Shrek movies. If he ever fills in again, you should 0:21:30.160 --> 0:21:34.080 have him say I'm a real boy like Pinocchio did 0:21:34.080 --> 0:21:39.840 in the movie. He goes, wow. All right. Anyway, says 0:21:39.880 --> 0:21:44.439 the Broncos get the w against the Jags in London. 0:21:44.560 --> 0:21:50.200 Those high knees on the plane paid off. He says, 0:21:50.320 --> 0:21:54.119 Broncos country, Let's ride. Quoting Russell Wilson. He says, I'll 0:21:54.160 --> 0:21:57.640 be listening to the Friday Penny podcast to see who 0:21:57.680 --> 0:22:02.880 Ben takes in the Denver UH and Tennessee a game. 0:22:03.520 --> 0:22:06.840 He points out here. So anyway, Adrian, that's Adrian of 0:22:06.840 --> 0:22:11.480 the Mile said he sent in some photos of Halloween, 0:22:11.600 --> 0:22:13.880 and I gotta tell you doing some good costumes here. 0:22:13.920 --> 0:22:16.240 But the one that I was most impressed with your 0:22:16.320 --> 0:22:20.120 son dressed up as an in and out employee. That's 0:22:20.200 --> 0:22:23.320 really good. That is a So I don't think you 0:22:23.520 --> 0:22:25.800 bought all that. I think some of that you just made. 0:22:25.920 --> 0:22:29.959 And that's that's really cool. They're so good job. I 0:22:30.000 --> 0:22:33.640 saw it in and out costume in my neighborhood on Halloween. 0:22:33.920 --> 0:22:38.199 It made me so hungry. That's good look, man, I 0:22:38.240 --> 0:22:41.680 gotta tell you that's a good look, so solid job. 0:22:41.720 --> 0:22:43.080 And I love that you and your wife at the 0:22:43.080 --> 0:22:45.480 Bronco game. They lost the game, but you both had 0:22:45.520 --> 0:22:48.760 the nice You had the old school Bronco logo, which 0:22:48.840 --> 0:22:52.399 I love. I love that old Bronco logo because it 0:22:52.680 --> 0:22:55.399 makes me flashback to when I was a kid and 0:22:55.440 --> 0:22:57.320 I used to the Broncos would always be in prime 0:22:57.359 --> 0:22:59.840 time because Pat Bowl and the old owner right didn't 0:22:59.840 --> 0:23:03.280 he he was on the television committee. So the Broncos always, 0:23:03.600 --> 0:23:05.760 even when they weren't that good, would always end up 0:23:05.800 --> 0:23:08.880