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Speaker 1: to the mail bag. We had an interesting weekend so far.

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Speaker 1: to jingles. There's a great jingle place in Dallas that

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Speaker 1: of spinoffs. Yeah, watch Cheers, Mash, all those, all those.

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Speaker 1: You didn't watch Mash. When that would come on, that

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Speaker 1: would be a signal to turn the TV channel or

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Speaker 1: turn it off. Remember my older brother getting up when

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Speaker 1: the old Master reruns would come on, and he always grumbled,

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Speaker 1: this show sucks. We were too young. We didn't understand

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Speaker 1: anything going on in that show. So yeah, I we

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Speaker 1: had it on. I didn't like the bloody stuff either,

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Speaker 1: but I loved Hawkeye and I actually or or Clinger

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Speaker 1: believe we'll see what had? You see what had? I'm wearing, Danny,

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Speaker 1: this was this is an homage. A listener sent me this,

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Speaker 1: but in a homage to mash it looks kind of blurry.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was a death row hat. No, I'm

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Speaker 1: wearing a Toledo mud Hans hat. I have a Toledo

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Speaker 1: mud hands hat which was warm dog sent you that. No, No,

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Speaker 1: he sent me some weed, not that, not this smoke weed.

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Speaker 1: But on any specific moments, I mean I watched tons

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Speaker 1: of stuff. I don't know if any anything. I remember

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Speaker 1: the last episode of Cheers when everyone went on Jay

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Speaker 1: Leno and they were all hammered. Oh, speaking of that,

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Speaker 1: how about Johnny Carson's very last show. That was big

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Speaker 1: tonight we had that on. It was always I hated

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Speaker 1: the music acts. I wanted more comedy. I hated the interviews.

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Speaker 1: I loved the monologue of Carson. I love that. I

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Speaker 1: love when they did some funny bits, stick his bits.

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Speaker 1: Those were good. The headlines thing you know here. I

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Speaker 1: remember everybody gathering around the TV the night of his

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Speaker 1: final show. It was a big deal. Yeah, David Letterman

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Speaker 1: was was big also Letterman early days before he became

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Speaker 1: the main eleven o'clock where he talked about his NBC

452
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Speaker 1: bosses all the jib. Yeah, he talked NBC and ge

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Speaker 1: Right was in the Electric that owned owned the company,

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Speaker 1: and he'd mocked them and he just do crazy stuff

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Speaker 1: that It was wonderful because we didn't have the inn.

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00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,080
Speaker 1: Now people do that crap all the time on TikTok,

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Speaker 1: but in our day back in the Stone Age, Danny,

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Speaker 1: that's that was amazing. That was like, this is the

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Speaker 1: greatest thing ever. Yeah, and he actually had good music acts. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: him and well Paul Schaeffer and they brought they brought

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Speaker 1: random people, but he I loved the Biff Biff Henderson

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Speaker 1: actually met him. It was the funniest thing. When I

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00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:54,399
Speaker 1: covered the NBA Finals in two thousand, Biff Henderson was

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Speaker 1: at the finals there and it was not an act.

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Speaker 1: He really did not want to be there. It was

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Speaker 1: so funny because you think of that as kind of

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Speaker 1: a stick and all that he did not want to

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Speaker 1: be there. We saw him at the hotel in Indianapolis

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Speaker 1: and he was really bummed out that he was. It

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Speaker 1: was hilarious. I thought that was an act. But there

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Speaker 1: were no cameras. He was just like literally depressed. Maybe

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Speaker 1: that's just how we always looked. I don't know, I

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Speaker 1: have no idea, but it was. I have fun memories

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Speaker 1: of the Letterman show. Moving on, we got time for

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Speaker 1: a couple more quick ones here as we blast off

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Speaker 1: and says greetings Bob, Ross, Benny and King Danny. G

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Speaker 1: cool recap of the house party on the show, and

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Speaker 1: happy halfway on Benny versus the Penny. Neil, This is

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Speaker 1: from Neil from the Real Miami. But this week I

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Speaker 1: have downloaded your podcast from pick the Picturesque West Coast

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00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:51,840
Speaker 1: of Ireland. And interestingly the commercials actually have Irish advertisements

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Speaker 1: along with some promos for other I Heart shows. So

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Speaker 1: Mallard Militia members. Neil rights in don't blame Ben for

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Speaker 1: commercial you get. Apparently they are custom made by location.

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Speaker 1: Had a chance to hear your show in rainy Galway, Ireland,

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Speaker 1: and this is pretty neat Dan. He sent a photo

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Speaker 1: here and in the photo he's on a boat and

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Speaker 1: he's holding up he's got his phone, he's holding it

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Speaker 1: up and you can see the the logo for the

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Speaker 1: podcast right there and then behind him to paint the

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Speaker 1: picture because it's it's an audio thing here it's not.

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Speaker 1: But the faint picture he's on it appears to be

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Speaker 1: on a boat, and or maybe he's just on land,

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Speaker 1: but he's he's near a body of water, and then

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Speaker 1: behind him is a row of houses. So is this pretty? Uh,

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Speaker 1: it's pretty neat. It's one place that's on my list

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Speaker 1: too to travel to someday. Yeah. I actually wrote back

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Speaker 1: to Neil and I said, my my wife's the same way.

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Speaker 1: She wants to go to take me to Ireland and

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Speaker 1: in that part of the world. And so I wrote

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Speaker 1: back and said, Hey, you gotta let me know the

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Speaker 1: good places to go and and all that. He says.

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Speaker 1: For the question, Neil rights and he says, it's clear

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Speaker 1: you are traumatized by calls email from the Fox Sports

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00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:17,719
Speaker 1: radio bosses. That is true. But have you ever avoided

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Speaker 1: a call from the boss and only found out that

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Speaker 1: he wanted to give you a huge compliments about your

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Speaker 1: monologue that day or any others? It's that like your

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Speaker 1: talent or shows. If so. No, I've worked at this

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Speaker 1: company for twenty years. I don't think I've ever gotten

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Speaker 1: a you're really good call? Uh? And no, no disrespect

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Speaker 1: to management or anything like that. I just don't think

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Speaker 1: i've maybe have you gotten it, Danny, I've never gotten

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Speaker 1: that phone call. I've never got you know, I just

515
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:49,040
Speaker 1: want to say how good you are. I've never gotten that.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I've gotten calls where there was a compliment

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Speaker 1: to start the call, but that's not why the call

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Speaker 1: was going on. Well, it's the compliments, sand which all

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00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:02,080
Speaker 1: bosses do. You are with a compliment, you then get

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Speaker 1: to the point you actually want to make, which is

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Speaker 1: the person's socks and they're terrible at their job, and

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Speaker 1: then you finish with a compliment. Yeah, your show yesterday.

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Speaker 1: I was laughing my ass off. And by the way,

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Speaker 1: I need you to work on extra seven hours this Saturday. Yes,

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Speaker 1: exactly exactly. It's And when I get a call from

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Speaker 1: management and it starts with a compliment, I am then

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Speaker 1: waiting for the other shooter drop. I'm like, Okay, they

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Speaker 1: don't really believe that. What are they really getting at?

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Speaker 1: What what is the gist of this phone call here?

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Speaker 1: And so I'm waiting for it. I'm waiting for it.

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Speaker 1: I'm waiting for it. And the suspense of what they're

532
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:44,200
Speaker 1: gonna say, Ben sucks. How dare you so? But I'd

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Speaker 1: love for them to check in every once in a

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Speaker 1: while and say, hey, this is I have heard from

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00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:52,600
Speaker 1: some people in sales that have had like clients that

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00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:55,040
Speaker 1: are fans of the show, and they're the funniest thing

537
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:58,320
Speaker 1: about that, though, Danny is they're always surprised. They're always surprised,

538
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Speaker 1: like you're doing the Overnight Show. I don't understand this.

539
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:03,200
Speaker 1: I don't understand why the clarent likes you, but whatever,

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00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:06,080
Speaker 1: you know, it's like kind of like that backhanded compliment thing.

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Speaker 1: But I digress. A couple of quick ones, Nick and

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Speaker 1: Wisconsin says banning Danny g I enjoyed the would you

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Speaker 1: rather questions, so I'm going to going back to the well,

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Speaker 1: would you rather give up your favorite food forever? Or

545
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Speaker 1: give up sex? That is from from Nick and So.

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Speaker 1: So I do love chicken fingers my favorite food, but

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Speaker 1: guess what, I also loved Philly cheese steak, and I

548
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,400
Speaker 1: love Chinese food, and I love Mexican food. I love

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Speaker 1: crunchy tacos. So I am gonna I'll give up the

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Speaker 1: chicken fingers. What about you, Danny g Oh, I'm a

551
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Speaker 1: smoothie drinking pool. At that point, I'll just live on smoothies.

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Speaker 1: If you're taking all my favorite foot away. No, no,

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Speaker 1: he said, just one. He said your favorite dish. That's it.

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Speaker 1: Whatever your favorite. He needs to come correct with those.

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Speaker 1: Would you rather that's an easy answer. Yeah, that's a

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Speaker 1: no brainer. Come on, you gotta do better, Nick, I

557
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:02,959
Speaker 1: know you've got more talent in there. Calm down on

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00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:08,360
Speaker 1: that Sunday morning. All liquid diet or you know, lose

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Speaker 1: sex forever. I had a buddy of mine, a radio friend,

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Speaker 1: who did a liquid diet years ago, and he lost

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Speaker 1: a lot of weight and then he started eating food

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Speaker 1: again and gained it all back. So what's the point?

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Speaker 1: You know, what's the point? You know, it's because it

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Speaker 1: to to maintain you have to continue on the liquid diet.

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Speaker 1: I that's what I've heard my friend. That was his experience.

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Speaker 1: Daniel Daniel in Ohio. Last one, he says sports are

567
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Speaker 1: never going to go away because I guess the sporting question.

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Speaker 1: They're never gonna go away because sports are just games,

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Speaker 1: competition and distractions. Well, really, a lot of things in

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00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:42,280
Speaker 1: life are just distractions. Right. There's a lot of important

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00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:45,080
Speaker 1: stuff and then everything else is a distraction. But he says,

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Speaker 1: but what do you think would need to happen to

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Speaker 1: bring our interest or the salaries of players, coaches, et

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Speaker 1: cetera back down to reality. That is from Daniel in Ohio. Well,

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Speaker 1: I would have said a global pandemic would have on that,

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00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:03,640
Speaker 1: but we just had one and it didn't do ship

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Speaker 1: to the amount of money that people in sports are making.

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Speaker 1: So the thing that will kill the golden goose is

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Speaker 1: if television no longer pays the bills. Television is the

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Speaker 1: sugar daddy. I know it's moving to the Internet. And

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Speaker 1: if we get to the point where TV no longer

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Speaker 1: can draw the numbers to it's all. It all trickles

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Speaker 1: down from television. These sports leagues are just TV networks there.

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Speaker 1: They just provide programming to TV networks. So if the

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Speaker 1: audience isn't there and they can't monetize it and then

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Speaker 1: give the money to the sports leagues, they don't make

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Speaker 1: enough to maintain the books, right Danny, with it just

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00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:48,360
Speaker 1: ticket sales is not enough to pay forty five billion

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Speaker 1: dollars to your quarterback or your left field or you're

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Speaker 1: starting pitchers. So that's the thing. Outside of that, it's

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Speaker 1: essentially bulletproof. But television that's the thing or whatever television

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Speaker 1: becomes TV meals yeah, for sure, for sure, all right,

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Speaker 1: we'll get out on that. Anything to promote here, Danny,

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Speaker 1: anything at all. It is Sunday. I will be back.

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Speaker 1: I can tell you. I'll be back in the Magic

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Speaker 1: Radio Box God Willing tonight at eleven PM in the

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Speaker 1: West after the NFL hopefully after Game seven of the

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Speaker 1: World Series. And I'll be on until three am Pacific

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00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:29,400
Speaker 1: six am, so that's two am to six am Eastern

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Speaker 1: time where most people live. So I'll be that and

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Speaker 1: it's my one day off of the week. So hopefully

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00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:39,279
Speaker 1: the Raiders can bounce back against the Jags. Maybe their

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00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:41,840
Speaker 1: offense will show up this week they get off the

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Speaker 1: bus and uh. And then tomorrow in the afternoon from

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Speaker 1: two to four pm Pacific time, I'll be on with

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Speaker 1: Covino and Rich. I'll give you a high fives, alright,

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Speaker 1: my hero outstanding. Thanks for supporting the podcast. We appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: Remember five stars, Tell a friend, Tell a friend, tell

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Speaker 1: a friend, two stars and five ten stars, because it's

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Speaker 1: only give ten stars. One star for you, one star

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Speaker 1: for me. That's two stars. Hen Sorry, I joined the

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Speaker 1: Mallard Militia joined the Mallard militia. Sign up wherever you

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Speaker 1: can there, take the oath on the radio and have

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Speaker 1: a great rest of your Sunday. Enjoy the games today

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Speaker 1: and we will chat with you in just a few hours.

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Speaker 1: Shockingly later, skater gotta murder, I gotta go