1 00:00:00,480 --> 00:00:10,040 Speaker 1: It's another jewbile phone frame day mornings on the twenties. Hello, 2 00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:14,560 Speaker 1: I have a good iron supplement that I can recommend 3 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:23,560 Speaker 1: to you. What hello is this Darren? Yeah, Hi Darren. 4 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:28,560 Speaker 1: My name is Juniper and I'm calling from barbershop and 5 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:31,640 Speaker 1: I was just calling to talk to you about a 6 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:36,120 Speaker 1: few things regarding your locks. 7 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:37,879 Speaker 2: Regarding my what. 8 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:43,640 Speaker 1: Locks of your hair? Yes, your hair? Your hair? 9 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:48,920 Speaker 2: Wait? Is this about my employment with Manny that I 10 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:49,680 Speaker 2: booked online? 11 00:00:50,479 --> 00:00:53,440 Speaker 1: Oh no, this is not about your upcoming appointment. It's 12 00:00:53,479 --> 00:00:57,280 Speaker 1: actually to do just with your hair in general. 13 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:01,080 Speaker 2: What do you mean. 14 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:06,640 Speaker 1: Just the hair on your head? 15 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:10,240 Speaker 2: Wait? Who is this? 16 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:14,240 Speaker 1: My name is Juniper and I'm calling from barbershop and 17 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:19,040 Speaker 1: I know you remember coming here bi weekly to get 18 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:28,480 Speaker 1: your hair cut and fluffed up. Oh, I sweep up, sweep. 19 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:32,959 Speaker 2: Up your acting. What is this about? 20 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:38,000 Speaker 1: I sweep up the hair that's lost from our clients, 21 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:44,040 Speaker 1: and I've taken it particular like your strands. 22 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:49,960 Speaker 2: Of Okay, man's getting really weird. You're kicking me out 23 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:50,320 Speaker 2: right now. 24 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:52,400 Speaker 1: I feel that I need to speak to you because 25 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:55,840 Speaker 1: of some things that I've noticed with your strands of 26 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:57,840 Speaker 1: hair that I have collected. 27 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:03,000 Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? You've been collecting my hair and 28 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:05,720 Speaker 2: keeping it every time I come. 29 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:08,480 Speaker 1: There, perusing your hair, yes, peruising it. 30 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:12,080 Speaker 2: Okay, I'm starting to get really freaked out hair. What 31 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:13,720 Speaker 2: do you mean by perusing my hair? 32 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:14,919 Speaker 1: Saturday nights? 33 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:18,040 Speaker 2: Saturday night? 34 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:22,679 Speaker 1: Yes, Saturday nights the night that I sit down and 35 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:25,000 Speaker 1: I light a fire and then I examine your hair. 36 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,520 Speaker 2: You're examining my hair. 37 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:31,399 Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I've spent months examining each and every hair 38 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:34,000 Speaker 1: that I've collected from you after it's been cut. And 39 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:38,160 Speaker 1: I've noticed that you're very low on iron and perhaps 40 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:40,560 Speaker 1: should use a zinc supplement. 41 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,480 Speaker 2: You've been collecting my. 42 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:46,600 Speaker 3: Hair, perusing it, whatever you say, taking it home and 43 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:49,440 Speaker 3: Saturday nights and doing whatever with it. 44 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:51,640 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I didn't want to add any more stress 45 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:56,840 Speaker 1: because also I've noticed some stress indicators and the follicles. 46 00:02:57,560 --> 00:03:00,240 Speaker 2: Oh do you know how creepy this is? 47 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:00,560 Speaker 1: Dude? 48 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:03,959 Speaker 2: This is like sicko stuff. I should call the cops 49 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:04,800 Speaker 2: on you right now. 50 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:09,840 Speaker 1: Service for clients to help them learn more about their hair. 51 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:14,000 Speaker 2: Doing a pr that's your name, I'm reporting you, dude. 52 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:16,519 Speaker 1: It's been two weeks since you've had alcohol. 53 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:20,000 Speaker 2: How do you know I haven't drinking two weeks. 54 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,320 Speaker 1: Binoculars. 55 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:23,760 Speaker 2: Binoculars. 56 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:26,519 Speaker 1: Yes, my binoculars have told me that what are you 57 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:30,560 Speaker 1: doing with binoculars your hair? And then I've also learned 58 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:32,760 Speaker 1: about the patterns if you're drinking, not from the hair, 59 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:33,679 Speaker 1: but from watching you. 60 00:03:33,720 --> 00:03:35,080 Speaker 2: Are you watching me right now? 61 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:38,680 Speaker 1: No? I'm not. No, no, I'm not watching you right now. 62 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:39,680 Speaker 1: I'm sitting in your chair. 63 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,680 Speaker 2: Are you in my apartment? Oh? 64 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:45,200 Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm not in your apartment. I'm in the 65 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:47,400 Speaker 1: chair you normally sit in when you're in the barber shop, 66 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:49,160 Speaker 1: and I'm covered in your air right now. 67 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:54,880 Speaker 3: No which week you're gonna regret all this sick that 68 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:56,840 Speaker 3: you've ever done to me and anybody else. 69 00:03:57,440 --> 00:04:00,280 Speaker 4: Hey, Darren, this is actually Jubil from the Jewelsh doing 70 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:03,640 Speaker 4: a phone prank on you and your girlfriend Candy. 71 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:12,680 Speaker 1: Set you up. What it's a joke, Oh go what? 72 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:13,520 Speaker 2: Yeah? 73 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:15,680 Speaker 4: She told me a little bit about that you stopped 74 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:17,359 Speaker 4: drinking a few weeks ago two and you go to 75 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:18,599 Speaker 4: the same barbershop every. 76 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:19,880 Speaker 1: A couple of weeks and wanted to mess with you. 77 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:21,440 Speaker 2: Oh my god, I. 78 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:26,599 Speaker 3: Was just picturing this guy like I don't know, like 79 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:29,880 Speaker 3: full beard for some reason, a really long beard, just 80 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:33,760 Speaker 3: sitting in my hair covered with a barbershop chair. 81 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:39,719 Speaker 4: Oh my god, wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks. 82 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:41,720 Speaker 1: We say mornings on the twenties.