Speaker 1: Look man, oh I see you. Why and look over there?
Speaker 1: How is that ul Yes, goodness, Oh my god. Decorum, decorum, decorum,
Speaker 1: your drinks, get your drinks, Get your drinks. Everyone gets
Speaker 1: settled back in. We're gonna get to sirt. We're gonna
Speaker 1: get started again. Holy fucking ship. I'm having a blast.
Speaker 1: You guys having a good time. I'm so happy to
Speaker 1: hear that. Oh my god, guys, are we ready for
Speaker 1: the next half of the show. Yes, here we go, bitch.
Speaker 1: All right, everyone, please welcome to the stage. This is
Speaker 1: these are even more vocalist Natalie Walker, Larry Owens, give
Speaker 1: it up for Maya, Desh mc calvin too, Millie Tamaras.
Speaker 1: Here we gonna go. Yes, hitting me everyone uring well,
Speaker 1: turn out the fashion for the event and I am
Speaker 1: thankful for it. Alright, First up, we have Natalie Walker
Speaker 1: microphone that hat. It is Natalie's time now. Natalie explained
Speaker 1: to everyone. Are we doing a trouble? Are we doing
Speaker 1: a preest? Like the topic? Guys, I'm angry about too
Speaker 1: many things. I gotta do it pre selection. Okay. I
Speaker 1: love that. I love that. This is Natalie Walkers. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey, Josh, motherfucking weeding. Listen, you think because
Speaker 1: we're all mad at a different sad, fat, ginger, bald
Speaker 1: motherfucker that I forgot about. You know, I never forget it.
Speaker 1: I never forgive like Sweeney Todd musical theater reference. Speaking
Speaker 1: of musical theater, Jock Sweeden, your attempts and musical theater
Speaker 1: are pits, fucking poor. I could say, Natalie, like, look
Speaker 1: at the Buffy musical episode. No, that's score is middling
Speaker 1: at best. John Sweden, you are a fucking unsolicited dick
Speaker 1: pick with a Rosy the Riveter poster in the background sets.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Jo Sweeden, you're much ado if you're
Speaker 1: doing a Shakespeare adaptation and it's more white than one
Speaker 1: kind of Brandon dick twenty years ago. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: That just one minutes, John Sweden is an unsolicited dick
Speaker 1: pick with a Rosy either Riveter poster. Dr horrible is bad.
Speaker 1: It is bad. It's musical theater songwriting crimes. We'll get
Speaker 1: into it. Who it's in serviceable at best. Okay, here
Speaker 1: we go, motherfucking Larry, Oh, come on the camo and
Speaker 1: the Camo crocs. Are you kidding me? You can't hand
Speaker 1: on the you can't handle the true can't handle alof Okay,
Speaker 1: oh my god, Larry, we can't tell Larry, is it
Speaker 1: gonna be pre slouted or okay? Alright, alright, here we go,
Speaker 1: I got it and here we go. Ready, this is
Speaker 1: Larry Owens. What is he gonna do? Okay? This is insane?
Speaker 1: All right, Larry your I don't think the honey topic
Speaker 1: is authentic New York pizza and time starts now. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, authentic New York pizza. I've been
Speaker 1: to Chicago, I've studied in Chicago. You like that fition,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be more of a meal, fuck a dollar slice.
Speaker 1: I know we like to arad asize and fantasize the
Speaker 1: idea of the city, the carry Bradshaw idea of the city.
Speaker 1: But that's not like that, bitch. I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 1: the fucking truth. When you're fucking hungry and you're going
Speaker 1: for that fucking dollar slice or that traditional you won't pizza,
Speaker 1: you don't fucking wish you was in Chicago, bitch, that
Speaker 1: that fucking dollar pizza was sucking, filling It wasn't fucking
Speaker 1: panky high train, bright ass ship. Don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: My cross band just snaps because I'm like, don't fucking
Speaker 1: think so, I have my time is out. I want
Speaker 1: to get home. I mean that that wasn't I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Yes, h p h get him a
Speaker 1: bottle of water. I want to let this go on
Speaker 1: for god? Are we are we? Okay? Is everyone okay?
Speaker 1: Let's check in with everybody? How are we? Oh? My god,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but that was that was a troll ball.
Speaker 1: That was a troll ball. My god, amazing guys. Please
Speaker 1: welcome to the stage. And now Maya come, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: oh my god, good stunning, stunning look, oh Maya, what's
Speaker 1: it gonna be? Bitch on Matt, Okay, here we go?
Speaker 1: Is my think? So, honey, the country of England, You're
Speaker 1: all crusty, dusty ass rock in the middle of the
Speaker 1: ocean with no natural resources. So what the funk do
Speaker 1: you need to do? You need to go take your
Speaker 1: stink legs all around the fucking globe looking for countries
Speaker 1: that have their shine on. Literally. Your culture team that
Speaker 1: ships from Sri Lanka formerly Ceylon formerly a colonized places,
Speaker 1: your jewels India, Africa, jewels of places, your shugar, the Caribbean. Okay,
Speaker 1: do you know what if you never colonize anybody, the
Speaker 1: queen would literally have a crown filled with coal and
Speaker 1: she'd be drinking dirt out of a cup five seconds.
Speaker 1: If it had a pussy, it would be a cold,
Speaker 1: wet shoe. Bie bit, that's one minute, pie bit. That
Speaker 1: was God. We got a bottle of water. This sharing
Speaker 1: that bottle of water hydrate. Y'all are hot. I am
Speaker 1: thoroughly okay. So now we have Calvin kat callin. Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: show the fish nets. Oh my god. Look gloves, Oh
Speaker 1: my god. I love a fingerless glove. Cals trast me. Borderline.
Speaker 1: I feel borderline. Mad so borderline Calvin, It's gonna be
Speaker 1: pre selected, or troball can be pre selected. He loves
Speaker 1: Stamond necklace statements. Stay here we go, Calvin Kato's I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. As time starts now, I don't
Speaker 1: think so honey. People who go, oh hey, I'm in
Speaker 1: the neighborhood. Can I just stop by? Ain't ten minutes?
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Okay. First of all, even though
Speaker 1: you know you like that, bitch. I don't know you
Speaker 1: like that. You can't come over if I'm home, that
Speaker 1: means i'm home. Okay. I'm not putting on pants. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm wearing a T shirt and sucking socks. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: donald ducking it. You're not gonna make me put on pants.
Speaker 1: And I gotta rush and do a shower and I
Speaker 1: gotta hit the golden like. No, I'm not doing it
Speaker 1: all for you. That's not happening. Okay. I don't think so.
Speaker 1: You know I'm home. You know I'm trying to catch
Speaker 1: up on scandal. You scandal so I can listen to
Speaker 1: you drink my Glenn Livitt. I don't think so. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna happen okay. And also, I don't think so
Speaker 1: with your oh, oh my god, I'm just in the neighborhood. Really,
Speaker 1: get on the arch train and go back to funk home.
Speaker 1: And that's a long ass journey, go back home. I
Speaker 1: don't give a ship. I don't give a sure about
Speaker 1: your statement. I'll give second. Also, I don't think so
Speaker 1: with this Oh, I'm just in the neighborhood. Really, you're
Speaker 1: in the neighborhood. Why you're doing on the court and
Speaker 1: you didn't invite me to it. Fuck you. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, that's why. Cal then cow, unbelievable, real, that's real. Guys.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the stage. Millie Tamara. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: yes yes Millie. Now, oh my god, Now explain to
Speaker 1: us if it's going to be a pre slighted topic
Speaker 1: or are we going in the troll bow pre selected? Yes,
Speaker 1: this is Millie Tammers is. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Movies
Speaker 1: that make you follow sexual tension and the whole thing
Speaker 1: with the will they won't think and at the end
Speaker 1: you get a little peck, yes, specifically the two thousand
Speaker 1: and five remake of Pride and Prejudice. Yes, I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Okay, you follow Dusty Asked, Kara Nightly
Speaker 1: and Mr Darcy for two hours and fifteen minutes and
Speaker 1: then get on that hill and you know what they do,
Speaker 1: not an embrace, not a French sec but up peck
Speaker 1: and you know the house is good for Korean dramas,
Speaker 1: Japanese dramas, Asian dramas to the same ship, but more importantly,
Speaker 1: mo like bitch parasols conflict with this mom. This is
Speaker 1: his fucking love. And you know what they do A
Speaker 1: side hug, bitch, not a French kiss, not a Are
Speaker 1: you fucking kidding me? I don't think so, honey, Lina Douneham,
Speaker 1: this group fire, that's Grip giving up for this gript,
Speaker 1: Natalie Walking, Marios, My Collie Tamaras Yes, wow, oh my god,
Speaker 1: are we okay? This is heating up? They were cheated
Speaker 1: out of a sex scene and Moonlight. Absolutely absolutely. I
Speaker 1: was literally so horned up at the horn. I was like,
Speaker 1: are you fucking kidding? And that little sad side hug
Speaker 1: it was. It was a side hug. It was a
Speaker 1: side hug. God, the worst guys. Give it up for
Speaker 1: your next group. Lane More, Yes, now, Philip Marco John said,
Speaker 1: Pat Sarah Toomas, yes, oh my god, okay, okay, looks, looks,
Speaker 1: looks the house down. That's okay. Oh my god, it's okay,
Speaker 1: it's ok hey. We want to see Lane More at
Speaker 1: the mind now, Lane, Oh my god, this look, thank you,
Speaker 1: this is okay. Here we go, this is lanmorees. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, do you want so? You want to? You?
Speaker 1: He knew I came with some ship in my back. Yea,
Speaker 1: So we are doing a pre selected yes, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: this is Lane Moore as I don't think so many.
Speaker 1: There's no need for booing. This is pre selected, this
Speaker 1: is thought out. This is Land Moore's. I don't think
Speaker 1: so many her time starts now, all right, I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. When you're already fucking sick and you
Speaker 1: tell someone and they go, oh, yeah, something's been going around, Nope, nope,
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. First of all, you don't
Speaker 1: know what I have special ships. I'm fucking like crazy strange.
Speaker 1: You've very fucking her I hope not for my own
Speaker 1: a music system, but you don't know. Second of all,
Speaker 1: where the funk was I? You tell me that's already
Speaker 1: fucking knee deep in my own sickness. I love a
Speaker 1: house of weeks and you're like, oh, yeah, everyone has that.
Speaker 1: You haven't mentioned it. You have not mentioned it. Also,
Speaker 1: that's like if I fucking fell into a fucking ditch
Speaker 1: and broke all my fucking legs, and then you're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: everyone's been falling in that ditch. Quarius, I got a ditch.
Speaker 1: I can't deal with this. Also, there's a fucking maleness
Speaker 1: for everything. You couldn't have put me on this one.
Speaker 1: I gotta unsubscribe from eighty email less a day, and
Speaker 1: every time I unsubscribed, every time, every fun time. So
Speaker 1: I don't think so, fucking honey, tell me I'm sick. Yes,
Speaker 1: more's one minute. Someone should have mentioned that. Ditch unreal,
Speaker 1: thank you, oh my god. And now Philip Marco, yes,
Speaker 1: you know it's going to be pre select you know, okay,
Speaker 1: this is Philip Markles. I don't think so, honey. As
Speaker 1: time starts now, I don't think so, honey. My Republican
Speaker 1: relatives at Thanksgiving dinner, you have ruined so many family gatherings,
Speaker 1: and I have been terrified of confrontation my entire life.
Speaker 1: But do not think I forgot what happened in two
Speaker 1: thousand five, the year I came out. When you claim
Speaker 1: that all those people that died in Indonesia from the
Speaker 1: tsunami died because they didn't believe in Christ, My sister
Speaker 1: stood up and said, you can't say that, that's so insensitive,
Speaker 1: And you said, you're a liberal tark. You don't appreciate
Speaker 1: people with religious values. How dare you speak to us
Speaker 1: like that, and then my aunt stood up and said,
Speaker 1: we all know what this is really about. It's because
Speaker 1: Phillips gay and no one's talking about it. And I
Speaker 1: stood up and I walked over to the piano and
Speaker 1: I played Claire Toulon how I knew how to deal
Speaker 1: with the situation. But I don't think so, honey, never,
Speaker 1: I can't. I am going to confront you on your racist,
Speaker 1: homophobic missagers bullshit, and I'm going to be kind and
Speaker 1: nice and try and get you to think about your
Speaker 1: your question, your own beliefs, and the entire time I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be thinking my head. I don't think so unbelievable
Speaker 1: when in doubt, play cla yes, now try out? Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: say I'm not ready alright, we got trust a little
Speaker 1: bit for you. Alright, So listen, are we doing a
Speaker 1: pre slet that? Are were doing a troll ball? Were
Speaker 1: on that planned parenthood? That pre pre alright, ship, here
Speaker 1: we go. This is something that happened to me yesterday.
Speaker 1: I don't think so pitbull Alright. I saw a pimpull
Speaker 1: yesterday at the Apollo Theater. Alright. I have never seen
Speaker 1: people in my motherfucking life. I never planned to see
Speaker 1: people in my motherfucker life. That's how everywhereest motherfucker is
Speaker 1: that I saw him against my will at the blackest
Speaker 1: theater on the planet. We get it, Pimple, you got
Speaker 1: more jobs than are Jamaican, I understand. And then while
Speaker 1: we're at it, because fit Harmony came out, I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey, Faith Harmony. Alright, there go there alright,
Speaker 1: because only two of you bitches are useful, so you
Speaker 1: should change your names to second Harmony. All right, they
Speaker 1: all dancing around the stage. Only two of these bitches
Speaker 1: is doing work. They're posing at the end, breathing all
Speaker 1: heavier ships if just from a triathlet. What is happening
Speaker 1: right there? You scooting around the stage like a stripper
Speaker 1: on a Monday afternoon. All right, find Second I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey, Pimple, And I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: Fifth Harmony, Get the funk off? My god? What were
Speaker 1: they doing at the Apollo? I will say this bow
Speaker 1: and I'm three named the only useful member of hip
Speaker 1: Harmony one to three Normony, Thank you. I don't think
Speaker 1: somebody the rest of you. What were they doing at
Speaker 1: the Apollo? Oh? My god? And now coming to the
Speaker 1: mic is pack ka red bottoms, bloody shoes, bloody shoes. Now, Pat,
Speaker 1: he doesn't down hecs bloody shoes. Yes, okay, how are
Speaker 1: we going to do a pre selected topic? Are starts? Now?
Speaker 1: I don't think so, Honey Ninth Avenue in Hell's Kitchen, USA, bitch.
Speaker 1: If I want to see every single person I've ever
Speaker 1: had a flirtatious dialogue with, I'll go on YouTube dot Com.
Speaker 1: It'll be a suggested video because I've already watched them.
Speaker 1: Seeing Lost in the Universe. Up a step, I've already
Speaker 1: done it. If I want to walk into a human
Speaker 1: being who is walking out of tag with two g's
Speaker 1: with their fire Island costume, I will already go to
Speaker 1: the damn bar. I don't want to be accosted on
Speaker 1: the street. If I want to see someone going to
Speaker 1: their e p A with Bernie Vicking Telsey, I will
Speaker 1: go to the e p A myself. If I want
Speaker 1: to get my protein knock out from Juice Generation, let
Speaker 1: me do it in peace. I live in health kitchen.
Speaker 1: I do it against my will. Psalms, chapter verse four.
Speaker 1: I have walked through the shadow of the Valley of Death,
Speaker 1: that is hell's kitchen bit. But that's one Bernie Telsey
Speaker 1: has to be dropped at least once, and then yes,
Speaker 1: he must be brought to justice. Bernie. All right, and
Speaker 1: now it is time for Sarah Tolam Sarah Sarah. Okay, guys,
Speaker 1: so what do we think? Sarah? Are we doing a
Speaker 1: pre slight that? Are we doing the troll ball? I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do pre select. Yes, this is Sarah Tomashes. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. All right, Um,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Recipe bloggers, Uh, these self
Speaker 1: absorbed assholes need to be taken down an watch. Nobody
Speaker 1: has time to read a fucking novella about your buffalo
Speaker 1: chicken dip the fucking ingredients. All right, I've got you
Speaker 1: jobs and a dream I'm chasing. I've only got forty
Speaker 1: minutes to make a meal. I will read your goddamn
Speaker 1: story while I'm eating my fucking meal about seconds. I
Speaker 1: don't think the recipe bloggers. I need to know how
Speaker 1: to boil an egg. I know I'm in my late
Speaker 1: thirties and I know how to boil. I should boil
Speaker 1: an egg. Bay, I'm fucking starving and I need to
Speaker 1: get to that egg, so shove it up, asshole. Minute seconds.
Speaker 1: This group Marco's July and Sarah Toma. Oh my god, unreal,
Speaker 1: and now my girls are coming to this, says the coven.
Speaker 1: Here we go, Caitlin bits a guy, Brenant dealings in
Speaker 1: case so smith Wow, wow wow wow, Okay, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: And the first two of the mic is Caitlin bits
Speaker 1: a gay. Here we go. Oh, I love that scarf.
Speaker 1: It loves you, it loves me, Caitlin. Is it going
Speaker 1: to be pre selected or trouble? I'm gonna have to
Speaker 1: speak a pre selected truth. Yes, bits of guys. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey, Caitlin Jenner And specifically for trying to
Speaker 1: legitimize Caitlin with a y. I reminder, to those of
Speaker 1: you that don't know me, my name is Caitlin. There's
Speaker 1: one legitimate way to spell Caitlin c A I T
Speaker 1: L I M. Vanity fair. Try to tell me to
Speaker 1: call her Caitlin. Hitch. You called me Caitlyn. All right.
Speaker 1: If someone smells Caitlin kay or a y ps at
Speaker 1: some time in their life, they've contracted herpes from an
Speaker 1: Arby's and I'm sorry, that's just the truth. Bitch. You're
Speaker 1: sixty five years old. I know why you came for us.
Speaker 1: You're firmly in Brenda Linda Cathy territory. But no, you
Speaker 1: came for eighties and nineties culture. You came for Caitlin's
Speaker 1: and you want to look young. And you know how
Speaker 1: I know it because you know who was the oldest
Speaker 1: Caitlin before you. It was me, stupid bitching away from you.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm like, j pretty heart. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: here we go. It is time for Lauren Brickman the embroidery. Hello, hello,
Speaker 1: So what do we think about this? Are we doing
Speaker 1: a presearch a topic or Trouball? Okay, I want to
Speaker 1: be honest with you. I wasn't sure what I was
Speaker 1: gonna do. But then backstage, I prayed to that god
Speaker 1: that Jonathan Braylock was talking about, and he spoke to
Speaker 1: me and he said, Matt is begging for more Trouball.
Speaker 1: So trouball Gods, some people clamoring for trollballs. So here
Speaker 1: we go. All right, here we go. Oh boy, this
Speaker 1: is an icon. Brickman, I don't think so, honey. Topic
Speaker 1: is Tina Fay, her time starts now, Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: joon't think so hendy, little miss fusty pants, go fuck yourself,
Speaker 1: you white count. Let me you something, Tina, ten, I
Speaker 1: see you, bitch. You don't think you made enough money
Speaker 1: with mean girls the first time? Turn that ship into
Speaker 1: a music Oh, that is something I definitely am not
Speaker 1: looking forward to. I definitely didn't reorder tickets to and
Speaker 1: I will never listen to whause we're tending to work
Speaker 1: out at the gym show lett on miss Cheena day.
Speaker 1: I want to take a big dump on your chest
Speaker 1: because you are white trash bullshit. Tina, I don't think
Speaker 1: so that, My god. The message I was doting was
Speaker 1: that Lauren will in fact go to see me and
Speaker 1: girls the day it opened. Yeah, I mean, who are
Speaker 1: we all? We look, we're all going. We're all going.
Speaker 1: We're all going. We're all going, and now I'm to
Speaker 1: deal it coming up? Yes, Yes, hello, Amanda pre selected
Speaker 1: her trouball. They'll be doing pre selected Amanda deals. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Her time starts now, I don't
Speaker 1: think so honey. The phrase so what do you do? Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I didn't know we were in networking. His
Speaker 1: destination bachelorette. Our first stop was a ghost tour. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. The only people who ask, so
Speaker 1: what do you do? Are certain that they are the
Speaker 1: best people in the room. Yeah, because when you ask,
Speaker 1: so what do you do, you're not expecting the person
Speaker 1: to go, um, I'm Malala. Second, because you don't find
Speaker 1: that person. No, honey, I don't think so, honey, So
Speaker 1: what do you do? I will not be defined by
Speaker 1: the skill set that is currently paying my bills. Honey.
Speaker 1: Some of us do not identify with how we are
Speaker 1: categorized by the Bureau of Labor Statistics. Honey, Really, who
Speaker 1: are to complain about their jobs? Are nurses? I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. It's one minute, real, give it up,
Speaker 1: unreal and he's welcome. Susan Casey, Susan Ah, Susan. What's
Speaker 1: gonna be pre selected or trollball? I have pre selected
Speaker 1: the ball? A little twist then little okay, okay, this
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Topic for Susan Casey is
Speaker 1: Ruth Bader Ginsburg and starts now. I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: Ruth Bader Ginsberg. I think you've made a lot of
Speaker 1: decisions that, in retrospects were bad. One. I don't know
Speaker 1: which ones they were, And I don't know if you're
Speaker 1: still there. Where were you when the Civil Rights Act happened?
Speaker 1: I don't know where she was. Where were you when
Speaker 1: Donald Trump was elected? I don't know where she was.
Speaker 1: This is a hard word. Bag. Your name is dumb.
Speaker 1: It feels like mucus in my mouth. If I invited
Speaker 1: you over, I'd ask you your name, and i'd ask
Speaker 1: you I'd a fucking give it up, Susan Casey. Honestly,
Speaker 1: we don't know where she was. That's where she was.
Speaker 1: But we don't know. And that was masterful, masterful, tul
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna be talking about that. We're gonna be
Speaker 1: asking that question. Where was she really? Where was she?
Speaker 1: It is time, Brooklyn, It is time for so Smith.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Yes, Okay, all right? What do we
Speaker 1: think about this? I think I want the motherfucking trauma.
Speaker 1: Get it to me. Okay, I am choosing, We've chosen. Okay, Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: your I don't think so, honey. Topic is gingerbread houses.
Speaker 1: I think so gingerbread house? Fuck you cookie? Then I
Speaker 1: can't really eat what is the fucking point of you?
Speaker 1: You are such fucking bullshit. It's like if I'm gonna
Speaker 1: make cookies, I'm gonna eat half of them before they're time.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna put them into a fucking house and
Speaker 1: then putting gum drops on it and they'll look at it,
Speaker 1: Intail Christmas, fuck you? Ginger red houses. Also, who lives
Speaker 1: in there? You're telling me gingerbread? And then listen, I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, gingerbread. Then live in bigger fucking
Speaker 1: houses because my second, because they're made of gingerbread. I
Speaker 1: don't fucking think so, honey. Up points the rest of
Speaker 1: this group. Caleb Bits a guy lord break many daily
Speaker 1: soon than Casey Sue Smith. Now baby, moving forward, we
Speaker 1: have our next group. Everybody given up for Ruby mccalliston,
Speaker 1: pouring Am aguinnessy Miss Sandy Hounyg here we go, Here
Speaker 1: we go. Look at these Yes, they are making their
Speaker 1: way out. They have occupied the stage. Ruby we go.
Speaker 1: My god, alright, Ruby mc collister, here we go. Take
Speaker 1: the space. Ruby McCollister is gonna be pre selected or trouble?
Speaker 1: Oh my, the jacket comes off. The hat goes Ruby.
Speaker 1: Now yes, okay, California. Ruby is gonna be pre selected
Speaker 1: or trouble. Okay, this is ruby mccollisters. I don't think so. Okay, now,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Boots with really bad silhouettes
Speaker 1: when they are looks you're looking at them from the side,
Speaker 1: don't get at me, and you have fucking thigh high boots.
Speaker 1: You're looking sexiest ship. And I look down and you
Speaker 1: look like a fucking well, isn't grammic character? Look at
Speaker 1: your shoes. Do they have a strong toe? I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Do they have a strong soul? I
Speaker 1: don't think so. Fuck do you think shoes are they're
Speaker 1: about facilhouettes. If it doesn't look good on the motherfucking side,
Speaker 1: take the shoes off. It doesn't matter what they're made of,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter where you got them. If it's not
Speaker 1: a strong shoe, I'm not gonna take over the world.
Speaker 1: It's our time, ladies. Get those shoes on. If I
Speaker 1: be November with a tube sock and a fucking mule,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Shoes with bats so much
Speaker 1: from the side, that's one minute us. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: oh my god, we're a long spears choice we're dead
Speaker 1: and now Courtney McGinnis Cortney, Oh my god boy, what's
Speaker 1: gonna be a pre selected or trouble? Okay, this is
Speaker 1: Courtny McGinnis is. I don't think so, honey, her time
Speaker 1: starts now. I don't think so honey. People who say,
Speaker 1: how can you like Britney Spears, she doesn't even sing, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm not to go off. First of all, Brandy Spears
Speaker 1: is not even a musician. She's transcended that she's an
Speaker 1: icon read a fucking bock. All right, Britty Spears is
Speaker 1: more important than her music. We've all been on a
Speaker 1: fucking journey with Brittany. Okay. I first saw Britney Spears,
Speaker 1: of which perform with in sync hit Me Baby, Walmar Side,
Speaker 1: Thank You. I was eleven years old and I was
Speaker 1: growing humunk is tip not all. Britney Spears teach me
Speaker 1: to shake them. She taught me to say, oh, am
Speaker 1: I being sexy right now, showing it and dude, that
Speaker 1: that sex. When Britty was having a breakdown, I moved
Speaker 1: to New York City, and when Brittney shaved your head,
Speaker 1: I was like, bitch, I get it. I fucking love
Speaker 1: Britney Spears. And now I feel Brittany. She has given
Speaker 1: me an excuse to go to Las Vegas and my
Speaker 1: fucking gaze. All right, thank you, and that's one party spears,
Speaker 1: as say bolzony one said, she raised you, raised you
Speaker 1: a race. You please welcome Alessa, Sun up this fashion. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: come on, Alessa. What's it gonna be? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: What is it? The bull? Is it? The priest looked
Speaker 1: it's a pre select Okay, this is a listen to
Speaker 1: know as. I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. The bathroom of a heterosexual
Speaker 1: male apartment, when I'm hovering over the toilet like it's
Speaker 1: a public restroom because it's so unclean. It looks like
Speaker 1: thirty people have tripes in there over the evening. Why
Speaker 1: the bath by the bottom of the shower curtain totally black?
Speaker 1: Buy a new shower curtain, shower Jesus, I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: When I'm when my beautiful little feet are walking, are
Speaker 1: walking barefoot on the floor, and I feel the crumbs,
Speaker 1: I feel that. Why your sheets gotta be dark brown
Speaker 1: so your cumb stains are visible by sea? I don't
Speaker 1: think so honey, the bathroom hell blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, wow that black on the bottom of
Speaker 1: the shower curtain that the Scotsman truth teller. Guys, please
Speaker 1: welcome to the stage. But Mike sona On Sonia, Um,
Speaker 1: I am going to be doing a pre selection very well, Sonia, Denise,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Hollywood trying to reintroduce Mail Giftson
Speaker 1: as if he is in the racist S Day's Home
Speaker 1: to so fuck you? Was there? No one else? Are there?
Speaker 1: No other older millennial, millennial, no mature mediocre man. Was
Speaker 1: Jerry still are doing? Is he dead yet? No? Has
Speaker 1: he ever said the N word or said that all
Speaker 1: Jews created every or No, he has not. And then
Speaker 1: someone wants to create a new lethal weapon five? Who
Speaker 1: the fuck is asking for that? Please raise your hands
Speaker 1: like I murder you with my bear fucking hair. No
Speaker 1: disrespect to Danny Glover, who was a legend, but that
Speaker 1: movie gently is the best part of that fucking movie franchise, Okay,
Speaker 1: and all these people like Robert Dannie like forgetting him.
Speaker 1: He's apologized that she just never apologize, fuck mel Giftson
Speaker 1: and fuck you if you like one of his movies.
Speaker 1: The Oh my god, you all wow, And now please
Speaker 1: welcome Sandy Sandy. This classic the pattern. This talking about
Speaker 1: a czeholette. Look at the celette. Oh my god, thank you, Chelsea.
Speaker 1: But with god, Oh my god, this is Sandy, Honis.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, no, no, no, no no, I'm
Speaker 1: so excited. I'm so excited. Alright, so what it's okay,
Speaker 1: this is Sandy Honis. I don't think so, honey. Time
Speaker 1: starts now, I need audience participation. Okay, I don't think so,
Speaker 1: honey to this. Okay, ready, sweet Caroline, the song is
Speaker 1: fine as it is. Leave it alone? Are you for real?
Speaker 1: Get up, Hobby? Oh my god, is that really the
Speaker 1: only thing bringing leisure to your life? Thank so, honey.
Speaker 1: I'm at a wedding and I'm just trying to dance
Speaker 1: with my friends in Europe in here. Listen. When the
Speaker 1: Rascal Flats wrote that song, do you think they know
Speaker 1: exactly they know exactly how many words to put in it?
Speaker 1: And it starts earlier? Okay, you know the kids and
Speaker 1: they go set, yeah, they go okay. At the birthday party,
Speaker 1: it starts young. The kids go happy birthday, Shut the
Speaker 1: fuck up. Oh my god. The kids they grow up
Speaker 1: to say and if your son, if your child says,
Speaker 1: say you sent him to Autumo. After that's one, Minday,
Speaker 1: gave it up for this group Room cornyginnd Wow Neil
Speaker 1: Diamond of the Rascal Flats. When the Rascal Flats wrote
Speaker 1: that song, they knew exactly how many words they wanted
Speaker 1: that was. Guys, thank you so much for sticking with
Speaker 1: us through this entire night. This is the culmination. This
Speaker 1: is the last group. Everyone, please welcome to the stage.
Speaker 1: Caroline Martin, Chelsea Clark, Crandon Scott, Joe, Pasha Vain Blind
Speaker 1: and you must my Colt wowtarco Is on the stage. Legends,
Speaker 1: all legends, all truly. First up, Caroline, Caroline mort Legends
Speaker 1: all Hello, Hello, I'm gonna do pre select that. I
Speaker 1: love that pre select. Thank you so much, Caroline Mars,
Speaker 1: I don't think so any Thank you so much. Before
Speaker 1: I get into it, I want you to know that
Speaker 1: I identify as an African American woman. Okay, so keep
Speaker 1: that in mind. I don't think so, honey, lady who.
Speaker 1: After I introduced myself, she says, we've already met what Karen, Karen, what?
Speaker 1: And you know it's coming from a Karen. Okay, all right, Karen. No,
Speaker 1: I don't remember that conversation you forced me to have
Speaker 1: at that diabetes commercial. Okay, I don't remember, Karen. I
Speaker 1: hate you, fucking Aaron. I don't think so, honey, Oh,
Speaker 1: thank you. Here's another thing about Karen. Karen doesn't deal
Speaker 1: with racism all the time, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: So sometimes you black out on names. Okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: And I think that I'm being brave in a moment
Speaker 1: when I look at your face and it looks like
Speaker 1: something I know but not I'm not sure, and I say,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm going to put myself out there
Speaker 1: and say, a girlfriend, my name is Caroline, what's your name?
Speaker 1: And if you come at me, I'll punch you in
Speaker 1: the batch. And that's one Caroline, Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: I hate that approach. Loved. Oh my god, Okay, here
Speaker 1: we go. I love everyone. Please welcome Chelsea clarw Chelsea Clark, Chelsea.
Speaker 1: This look I'm doing pre select Clark's. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Time starts now, I don't think so, honey, and stay
Speaker 1: with me. On this the the stuff at Barnes and
Speaker 1: Noble you can buy that's not books. I know it's
Speaker 1: a dying industry. I know times are tough. You have
Speaker 1: to respect yourself more than this calligraphy sets. Fucking We've
Speaker 1: your own spirit bracelet. Fucking fucking Game of Thrones letter opener.
Speaker 1: Kill yourself, Kill yourself with that, A golden snitch for
Speaker 1: your desk. I love Harry. I love Harry Potter. I
Speaker 1: love Harry Potter. Barnes and Noble needs to examine its
Speaker 1: relationship with Harry Potter. Is too much and good dive,
Speaker 1: good diva everywhere. There have been a bad deal for
Speaker 1: Barnes and Noble with all of your journals look like
Speaker 1: props from a movie about an evil journal. Chelsea Clark
Speaker 1: came throwing water over guys and now two time cancelor
Speaker 1: on this show. He is finally here. It's red, It's
Speaker 1: got love. I love this bellow, thank you very much. Um,
Speaker 1: I can't stay. I'm sorry, I'm joking. Okay, so I'm
Speaker 1: doing a pre select. This is b SJ. Honey, A
Speaker 1: time starts now, I don't think so, Honey, Margot, Robbie,
Speaker 1: who are you? Where did you come from, and what
Speaker 1: the fuck are you doing? Tanya Harding should have been
Speaker 1: played by me. Now. I felt this way before. I
Speaker 1: have felt this way before with Sarah Paulson and Marcia Clark.
Speaker 1: But I am will link to admit now that she
Speaker 1: did a better job than I didit would have done. However,
Speaker 1: I've seen the trailer, Margot, I don't know what the
Speaker 1: hell is going on up there. And if you want
Speaker 1: to see somebody play a woman terrified of better looking competition,
Speaker 1: you're looking at her? She right here all right? Five seconds?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Well you know what I don't think, so, honey, Margot, Robbie,
Speaker 1: you ain't Tanya. Tanya. That's what I meant it. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, beautiful, what a revelation. Thank god. All right, everyone,
Speaker 1: please welcome to Tasha Vain Black closed. Each bunny has
Speaker 1: a little tail, all right, listen, Okay, are doing? What
Speaker 1: are we doing? The trouble? I'm I guess I'll let
Speaker 1: the crowd decide. Oh you want troll? Okay? I was
Speaker 1: going to talk about farting in bed. Okay, Okay, I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Topic is yeah, volleyball starts now, Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, volleyball. Okay, you know what,
Speaker 1: it hurts your rest because if you're a woman with
Speaker 1: teeny tiny maybe childlike rists, Okay, it's very difficult. On
Speaker 1: top of that, who cares about team sports? And more right,
Speaker 1: I don't think, so, honey, be an individual? Okay, I
Speaker 1: don't think, so honey. High school all right, don't know
Speaker 1: where everyone plays volleyball. Let's forget about volleyball post high school.
Speaker 1: Although I do think if it's a female volleyball sport,
Speaker 1: I think it's great that women are together. I do
Speaker 1: think that. But so I guess like, I don't think
Speaker 1: so volleyball. Also, what are the points? Yeah, I've never
Speaker 1: learned about volleyball in my life. You know what, my
Speaker 1: friend of Lena and her dad, they had difficult times
Speaker 1: when they got together for the love of volleyball. Okay, So,
Speaker 1: but I don't think, so, honey, if you don't have
Speaker 1: daddy issues that you have to work out. And now
Speaker 1: our evening's closer, everyone, please you must give a warm
Speaker 1: welcome to Mike Houses, Mike Helton, Mike, Mike. Okay, what's
Speaker 1: gonna be? So? I had a preselected and then I
Speaker 1: was going to do slad Bowl. But then while watching
Speaker 1: the show, I have a new preselect. Oh my gosh. Okay, okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: give my chance, give him a chance. This is why
Speaker 1: did you really want this? We want to hear what
Speaker 1: you have. This is Matt Helton's I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Time starts now. I don't think so, honey. People that
Speaker 1: shame other people for believing in astrology, Oh the fuck home.
Speaker 1: You want to know what religion? Religion? Yeah, religion. God
Speaker 1: created man and woman in earth. What was here before man?
Speaker 1: Women in earth? The fucking stars. Okay. If I want
Speaker 1: to have a moment with my fucking salad on lunch
Speaker 1: reading about what's gonna happen on Friday, I should be
Speaker 1: able to have that. Okay. If you don't believe in astrology,
Speaker 1: you're probably a fucking tourist, and read about it. Your
Speaker 1: life will get better, I promise. There's an astrologer, Kelly
Speaker 1: Rosano on YouTube. Literally I follow her day by day
Speaker 1: by day, and my life is going great right now.
Speaker 1: Guess astrology is real. You know why? Because the moon
Speaker 1: and the universe controls the water, which controls the blood
Speaker 1: in our bodies. Okay, because We're all magnets and guess what,
Speaker 1: nothing is real and that's why minute Mike Calton, you guys,
Speaker 1: you give it up for this group. Caroline Marius, Chelsea Clark, Friend,
Speaker 1: Scott Jones, Natasha Van Last and Mike Calton. You guys,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for coming tonight. This has been
Speaker 1: a blast. What an evening, What an evening. If you
Speaker 1: liked the show, listen to the podcast, rate us five
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Speaker 1: you all so much. I want to say thank you
Speaker 1: so much to the Bellhouse, and thank you so much
Speaker 1: to Brooklyn Podcast Festival in Brooklyn, Vegan and Forever Dog.
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