1 00:00:00,960 --> 00:00:05,200 Speaker 1: Look man, oh I see you. Why and look over there? 2 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:13,480 Speaker 1: How is that ul Yes, goodness, Oh my god. Decorum, decorum, decorum, 3 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:17,160 Speaker 1: your drinks, get your drinks, Get your drinks. Everyone gets 4 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:19,480 Speaker 1: settled back in. We're gonna get to sirt. We're gonna 5 00:00:19,480 --> 00:00:22,000 Speaker 1: get started again. Holy fucking ship. I'm having a blast. 6 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:25,759 Speaker 1: You guys having a good time. I'm so happy to 7 00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:28,480 Speaker 1: hear that. Oh my god, guys, are we ready for 8 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:32,920 Speaker 1: the next half of the show. Yes, here we go, bitch. 9 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:36,040 Speaker 1: All right, everyone, please welcome to the stage. This is 10 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:44,720 Speaker 1: these are even more vocalist Natalie Walker, Larry Owens, give 11 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:52,320 Speaker 1: it up for Maya, Desh mc calvin too, Millie Tamaras. 12 00:00:52,560 --> 00:01:00,400 Speaker 1: Here we gonna go. Yes, hitting me everyone uring well, 13 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:02,720 Speaker 1: turn out the fashion for the event and I am 14 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:07,880 Speaker 1: thankful for it. Alright, First up, we have Natalie Walker 15 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:13,400 Speaker 1: microphone that hat. It is Natalie's time now. Natalie explained 16 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:15,520 Speaker 1: to everyone. Are we doing a trouble? Are we doing 17 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:17,959 Speaker 1: a preest? Like the topic? Guys, I'm angry about too 18 00:01:17,959 --> 00:01:20,360 Speaker 1: many things. I gotta do it pre selection. Okay. I 19 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:22,760 Speaker 1: love that. I love that. This is Natalie Walkers. I 20 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:25,600 Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. I don't 21 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:32,440 Speaker 1: think so, honey, Josh, motherfucking weeding. Listen, you think because 22 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:36,520 Speaker 1: we're all mad at a different sad, fat, ginger, bald 23 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:41,720 Speaker 1: motherfucker that I forgot about. You know, I never forget it. 24 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:47,319 Speaker 1: I never forgive like Sweeney Todd musical theater reference. Speaking 25 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:51,400 Speaker 1: of musical theater, Jock Sweeden, your attempts and musical theater 26 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:57,080 Speaker 1: are pits, fucking poor. I could say, Natalie, like, look 27 00:01:57,120 --> 00:02:01,160 Speaker 1: at the Buffy musical episode. No, that's score is middling 28 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:08,760 Speaker 1: at best. John Sweden, you are a fucking unsolicited dick 29 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:13,040 Speaker 1: pick with a Rosy the Riveter poster in the background sets. 30 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:16,320 Speaker 1: Oh my god, Jo Sweeden, you're much ado if you're 31 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:19,560 Speaker 1: doing a Shakespeare adaptation and it's more white than one 32 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:23,560 Speaker 1: kind of Brandon dick twenty years ago. I don't think so, honey. 33 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:28,560 Speaker 1: That just one minutes, John Sweden is an unsolicited dick 34 00:02:28,639 --> 00:02:33,639 Speaker 1: pick with a Rosy either Riveter poster. Dr horrible is bad. 35 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:39,760 Speaker 1: It is bad. It's musical theater songwriting crimes. We'll get 36 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:46,919 Speaker 1: into it. Who it's in serviceable at best. Okay, here 37 00:02:46,919 --> 00:02:55,080 Speaker 1: we go, motherfucking Larry, Oh, come on the camo and 38 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:59,519 Speaker 1: the Camo crocs. Are you kidding me? You can't hand 39 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:06,639 Speaker 1: on the you can't handle the true can't handle alof Okay, 40 00:03:06,639 --> 00:03:12,760 Speaker 1: oh my god, Larry, we can't tell Larry, is it 41 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:20,040 Speaker 1: gonna be pre slouted or okay? Alright, alright, here we go, 42 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:22,959 Speaker 1: I got it and here we go. Ready, this is 43 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:26,440 Speaker 1: Larry Owens. What is he gonna do? Okay? This is insane? 44 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:30,560 Speaker 1: All right, Larry your I don't think the honey topic 45 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:44,080 Speaker 1: is authentic New York pizza and time starts now. I 46 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:48,280 Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, authentic New York pizza. I've been 47 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:52,520 Speaker 1: to Chicago, I've studied in Chicago. You like that fition, 48 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:55,960 Speaker 1: it's gonna be more of a meal, fuck a dollar slice. 49 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:59,560 Speaker 1: I know we like to arad asize and fantasize the 50 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:04,240 Speaker 1: idea of the city, the carry Bradshaw idea of the city. 51 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:07,120 Speaker 1: But that's not like that, bitch. I'm gonna tell you 52 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:10,280 Speaker 1: the fucking truth. When you're fucking hungry and you're going 53 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:14,440 Speaker 1: for that fucking dollar slice or that traditional you won't pizza, 54 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:17,240 Speaker 1: you don't fucking wish you was in Chicago, bitch, that 55 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:21,360 Speaker 1: that fucking dollar pizza was sucking, filling It wasn't fucking 56 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:29,880 Speaker 1: panky high train, bright ass ship. Don't think so, honey. 57 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:35,039 Speaker 1: My cross band just snaps because I'm like, don't fucking 58 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:38,560 Speaker 1: think so, I have my time is out. I want 59 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:56,000 Speaker 1: to get home. I mean that that wasn't I don't 60 00:04:56,000 --> 00:05:01,520 Speaker 1: think so, honey. Yes, h p h get him a 61 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:04,640 Speaker 1: bottle of water. I want to let this go on 62 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:09,200 Speaker 1: for god? Are we are we? Okay? Is everyone okay? 63 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:12,880 Speaker 1: Let's check in with everybody? How are we? Oh? My god, 64 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:18,400 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but that was that was a troll ball. 65 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:23,880 Speaker 1: That was a troll ball. My god, amazing guys. Please 66 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:30,480 Speaker 1: welcome to the stage. And now Maya come, yes, yes, 67 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:39,880 Speaker 1: oh my god, good stunning, stunning look, oh Maya, what's 68 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:44,960 Speaker 1: it gonna be? Bitch on Matt, Okay, here we go? 69 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:53,200 Speaker 1: Is my think? So, honey, the country of England, You're 70 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:56,359 Speaker 1: all crusty, dusty ass rock in the middle of the 71 00:05:56,360 --> 00:06:00,680 Speaker 1: ocean with no natural resources. So what the funk do 72 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:03,680 Speaker 1: you need to do? You need to go take your 73 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:07,680 Speaker 1: stink legs all around the fucking globe looking for countries 74 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:14,000 Speaker 1: that have their shine on. Literally. Your culture team that 75 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:20,240 Speaker 1: ships from Sri Lanka formerly Ceylon formerly a colonized places, 76 00:06:21,279 --> 00:06:28,560 Speaker 1: your jewels India, Africa, jewels of places, your shugar, the Caribbean. Okay, 77 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:31,479 Speaker 1: do you know what if you never colonize anybody, the 78 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:34,080 Speaker 1: queen would literally have a crown filled with coal and 79 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:40,200 Speaker 1: she'd be drinking dirt out of a cup five seconds. 80 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,839 Speaker 1: If it had a pussy, it would be a cold, 81 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:52,800 Speaker 1: wet shoe. Bie bit, that's one minute, pie bit. That 82 00:06:53,040 --> 00:07:00,440 Speaker 1: was God. We got a bottle of water. This sharing 83 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:02,840 Speaker 1: that bottle of water hydrate. Y'all are hot. I am 84 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:10,440 Speaker 1: thoroughly okay. So now we have Calvin kat callin. Yes, yes, yes, 85 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:15,840 Speaker 1: show the fish nets. Oh my god. Look gloves, Oh 86 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:19,720 Speaker 1: my god. I love a fingerless glove. Cals trast me. Borderline. 87 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:24,040 Speaker 1: I feel borderline. Mad so borderline Calvin, It's gonna be 88 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:26,800 Speaker 1: pre selected, or troball can be pre selected. He loves 89 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:30,280 Speaker 1: Stamond necklace statements. Stay here we go, Calvin Kato's I 90 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:32,720 Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. As time starts now, I don't 91 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:34,840 Speaker 1: think so honey. People who go, oh hey, I'm in 92 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:36,600 Speaker 1: the neighborhood. Can I just stop by? Ain't ten minutes? 93 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:40,360 Speaker 1: I don't think so. Okay. First of all, even though 94 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:41,920 Speaker 1: you know you like that, bitch. I don't know you 95 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:46,800 Speaker 1: like that. You can't come over if I'm home, that 96 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:49,960 Speaker 1: means i'm home. Okay. I'm not putting on pants. Okay, 97 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:52,520 Speaker 1: I'm wearing a T shirt and sucking socks. Okay, I'm 98 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:55,320 Speaker 1: donald ducking it. You're not gonna make me put on pants. 99 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:57,760 Speaker 1: And I gotta rush and do a shower and I 100 00:07:57,760 --> 00:08:00,440 Speaker 1: gotta hit the golden like. No, I'm not doing it 101 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:03,800 Speaker 1: all for you. That's not happening. Okay. I don't think so. 102 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:05,280 Speaker 1: You know I'm home. You know I'm trying to catch 103 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:08,240 Speaker 1: up on scandal. You scandal so I can listen to 104 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:12,080 Speaker 1: you drink my Glenn Livitt. I don't think so. I'm 105 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:15,040 Speaker 1: not gonna happen okay. And also, I don't think so 106 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:17,440 Speaker 1: with your oh, oh my god, I'm just in the neighborhood. Really, 107 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:19,480 Speaker 1: get on the arch train and go back to funk home. 108 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:23,760 Speaker 1: And that's a long ass journey, go back home. I 109 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:25,520 Speaker 1: don't give a ship. I don't give a sure about 110 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:29,720 Speaker 1: your statement. I'll give second. Also, I don't think so 111 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:32,160 Speaker 1: with this Oh, I'm just in the neighborhood. Really, you're 112 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:34,680 Speaker 1: in the neighborhood. Why you're doing on the court and 113 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:36,840 Speaker 1: you didn't invite me to it. Fuck you. I don't 114 00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:43,720 Speaker 1: think so, that's why. Cal then cow, unbelievable, real, that's real. Guys. 115 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:49,680 Speaker 1: Welcome to the stage. Millie Tamara. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, 116 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:55,959 Speaker 1: yes yes Millie. Now, oh my god, Now explain to 117 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:58,160 Speaker 1: us if it's going to be a pre slighted topic 118 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:00,960 Speaker 1: or are we going in the troll bow pre selected? Yes, 119 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:02,880 Speaker 1: this is Millie Tammers is. I don't think so, honey. 120 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:06,240 Speaker 1: Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Movies 121 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:09,559 Speaker 1: that make you follow sexual tension and the whole thing 122 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:11,600 Speaker 1: with the will they won't think and at the end 123 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:17,720 Speaker 1: you get a little peck, yes, specifically the two thousand 124 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:22,640 Speaker 1: and five remake of Pride and Prejudice. Yes, I don't 125 00:09:22,679 --> 00:09:26,680 Speaker 1: think so, honey. Okay, you follow Dusty Asked, Kara Nightly 126 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:30,840 Speaker 1: and Mr Darcy for two hours and fifteen minutes and 127 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:33,079 Speaker 1: then get on that hill and you know what they do, 128 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:36,760 Speaker 1: not an embrace, not a French sec but up peck 129 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,560 Speaker 1: and you know the house is good for Korean dramas, 130 00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:43,719 Speaker 1: Japanese dramas, Asian dramas to the same ship, but more importantly, 131 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:53,040 Speaker 1: mo like bitch parasols conflict with this mom. This is 132 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:55,640 Speaker 1: his fucking love. And you know what they do A 133 00:09:55,840 --> 00:10:00,160 Speaker 1: side hug, bitch, not a French kiss, not a Are 134 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:03,040 Speaker 1: you fucking kidding me? I don't think so, honey, Lina Douneham, 135 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:12,840 Speaker 1: this group fire, that's Grip giving up for this gript, 136 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:21,960 Speaker 1: Natalie Walking, Marios, My Collie Tamaras Yes, wow, oh my god, 137 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:28,120 Speaker 1: are we okay? This is heating up? They were cheated 138 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:31,280 Speaker 1: out of a sex scene and Moonlight. Absolutely absolutely. I 139 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:35,240 Speaker 1: was literally so horned up at the horn. I was like, 140 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:39,800 Speaker 1: are you fucking kidding? And that little sad side hug 141 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:41,840 Speaker 1: it was. It was a side hug. It was a 142 00:10:41,880 --> 00:10:44,000 Speaker 1: side hug. God, the worst guys. Give it up for 143 00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:51,200 Speaker 1: your next group. Lane More, Yes, now, Philip Marco John said, 144 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:59,520 Speaker 1: Pat Sarah Toomas, yes, oh my god, okay, okay, looks, looks, 145 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:03,280 Speaker 1: looks the house down. That's okay. Oh my god, it's okay, 146 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:08,800 Speaker 1: it's ok hey. We want to see Lane More at 147 00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:13,800 Speaker 1: the mind now, Lane, Oh my god, this look, thank you, 148 00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:15,599 Speaker 1: this is okay. Here we go, this is lanmorees. I 149 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:20,559 Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, do you want so? You want to? You? 150 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:22,959 Speaker 1: He knew I came with some ship in my back. Yea, 151 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:27,720 Speaker 1: So we are doing a pre selected yes, okay, okay, 152 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:29,199 Speaker 1: this is Lane Moore as I don't think so many. 153 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:31,360 Speaker 1: There's no need for booing. This is pre selected, this 154 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:33,319 Speaker 1: is thought out. This is Land Moore's. I don't think 155 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:36,120 Speaker 1: so many her time starts now, all right, I don't 156 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:38,400 Speaker 1: think so, honey. When you're already fucking sick and you 157 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:43,200 Speaker 1: tell someone and they go, oh, yeah, something's been going around, Nope, nope, 158 00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:46,080 Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. First of all, you don't 159 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:51,200 Speaker 1: know what I have special ships. I'm fucking like crazy strange. 160 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:53,760 Speaker 1: You've very fucking her I hope not for my own 161 00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:57,960 Speaker 1: a music system, but you don't know. Second of all, 162 00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:01,480 Speaker 1: where the funk was I? You tell me that's already 163 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:04,160 Speaker 1: fucking knee deep in my own sickness. I love a 164 00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:06,640 Speaker 1: house of weeks and you're like, oh, yeah, everyone has that. 165 00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:10,079 Speaker 1: You haven't mentioned it. You have not mentioned it. Also, 166 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:12,880 Speaker 1: that's like if I fucking fell into a fucking ditch 167 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:15,760 Speaker 1: and broke all my fucking legs, and then you're like, oh, yeah, 168 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:21,200 Speaker 1: everyone's been falling in that ditch. Quarius, I got a ditch. 169 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:24,360 Speaker 1: I can't deal with this. Also, there's a fucking maleness 170 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:26,200 Speaker 1: for everything. You couldn't have put me on this one. 171 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:29,000 Speaker 1: I gotta unsubscribe from eighty email less a day, and 172 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:32,760 Speaker 1: every time I unsubscribed, every time, every fun time. So 173 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:35,520 Speaker 1: I don't think so, fucking honey, tell me I'm sick. Yes, 174 00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:42,840 Speaker 1: more's one minute. Someone should have mentioned that. Ditch unreal, 175 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:49,440 Speaker 1: thank you, oh my god. And now Philip Marco, yes, 176 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:54,240 Speaker 1: you know it's going to be pre select you know, okay, 177 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,400 Speaker 1: this is Philip Markles. I don't think so, honey. As 178 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:59,840 Speaker 1: time starts now, I don't think so, honey. My Republican 179 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:06,520 Speaker 1: relatives at Thanksgiving dinner, you have ruined so many family gatherings, 180 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:10,120 Speaker 1: and I have been terrified of confrontation my entire life. 181 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:12,520 Speaker 1: But do not think I forgot what happened in two 182 00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:14,760 Speaker 1: thousand five, the year I came out. When you claim 183 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:16,800 Speaker 1: that all those people that died in Indonesia from the 184 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:19,760 Speaker 1: tsunami died because they didn't believe in Christ, My sister 185 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:22,320 Speaker 1: stood up and said, you can't say that, that's so insensitive, 186 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:24,959 Speaker 1: And you said, you're a liberal tark. You don't appreciate 187 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,640 Speaker 1: people with religious values. How dare you speak to us 188 00:13:27,679 --> 00:13:29,720 Speaker 1: like that, and then my aunt stood up and said, 189 00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:31,920 Speaker 1: we all know what this is really about. It's because 190 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:38,120 Speaker 1: Phillips gay and no one's talking about it. And I 191 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:40,640 Speaker 1: stood up and I walked over to the piano and 192 00:13:40,679 --> 00:13:43,840 Speaker 1: I played Claire Toulon how I knew how to deal 193 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:48,000 Speaker 1: with the situation. But I don't think so, honey, never, 194 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:50,600 Speaker 1: I can't. I am going to confront you on your racist, 195 00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:54,400 Speaker 1: homophobic missagers bullshit, and I'm going to be kind and 196 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:56,360 Speaker 1: nice and try and get you to think about your 197 00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:58,880 Speaker 1: your question, your own beliefs, and the entire time I'm 198 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:05,880 Speaker 1: gonna be thinking my head. I don't think so unbelievable 199 00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:13,440 Speaker 1: when in doubt, play cla yes, now try out? Yes, yes, 200 00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:20,640 Speaker 1: say I'm not ready alright, we got trust a little 201 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:23,760 Speaker 1: bit for you. Alright, So listen, are we doing a 202 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:25,400 Speaker 1: pre slet that? Are were doing a troll ball? Were 203 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:29,280 Speaker 1: on that planned parenthood? That pre pre alright, ship, here 204 00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:31,360 Speaker 1: we go. This is something that happened to me yesterday. 205 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:36,440 Speaker 1: I don't think so pitbull Alright. I saw a pimpull 206 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:39,880 Speaker 1: yesterday at the Apollo Theater. Alright. I have never seen 207 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:42,320 Speaker 1: people in my motherfucking life. I never planned to see 208 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:45,680 Speaker 1: people in my motherfucker life. That's how everywhereest motherfucker is 209 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:49,600 Speaker 1: that I saw him against my will at the blackest 210 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:53,480 Speaker 1: theater on the planet. We get it, Pimple, you got 211 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:58,360 Speaker 1: more jobs than are Jamaican, I understand. And then while 212 00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:00,720 Speaker 1: we're at it, because fit Harmony came out, I don't 213 00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:04,640 Speaker 1: think so, honey, Faith Harmony. Alright, there go there alright, 214 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:06,560 Speaker 1: because only two of you bitches are useful, so you 215 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:11,040 Speaker 1: should change your names to second Harmony. All right, they 216 00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:13,440 Speaker 1: all dancing around the stage. Only two of these bitches 217 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:15,880 Speaker 1: is doing work. They're posing at the end, breathing all 218 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:22,320 Speaker 1: heavier ships if just from a triathlet. What is happening 219 00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:25,680 Speaker 1: right there? You scooting around the stage like a stripper 220 00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:29,440 Speaker 1: on a Monday afternoon. All right, find Second I don't 221 00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:31,840 Speaker 1: think so, honey, Pimple, And I don't think so, honey, 222 00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:36,400 Speaker 1: Fifth Harmony, Get the funk off? My god? What were 223 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:39,360 Speaker 1: they doing at the Apollo? I will say this bow 224 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:42,120 Speaker 1: and I'm three named the only useful member of hip 225 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:47,240 Speaker 1: Harmony one to three Normony, Thank you. I don't think 226 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,560 Speaker 1: somebody the rest of you. What were they doing at 227 00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:52,600 Speaker 1: the Apollo? Oh? My god? And now coming to the 228 00:15:52,720 --> 00:16:03,160 Speaker 1: mic is pack ka red bottoms, bloody shoes, bloody shoes. Now, Pat, 229 00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:08,040 Speaker 1: he doesn't down hecs bloody shoes. Yes, okay, how are 230 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:16,400 Speaker 1: we going to do a pre selected topic? Are starts? Now? 231 00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:22,760 Speaker 1: I don't think so, Honey Ninth Avenue in Hell's Kitchen, USA, bitch. 232 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:25,640 Speaker 1: If I want to see every single person I've ever 233 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:29,880 Speaker 1: had a flirtatious dialogue with, I'll go on YouTube dot Com. 234 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:33,120 Speaker 1: It'll be a suggested video because I've already watched them. 235 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:38,760 Speaker 1: Seeing Lost in the Universe. Up a step, I've already 236 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:41,680 Speaker 1: done it. If I want to walk into a human 237 00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:44,520 Speaker 1: being who is walking out of tag with two g's 238 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:49,000 Speaker 1: with their fire Island costume, I will already go to 239 00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:52,160 Speaker 1: the damn bar. I don't want to be accosted on 240 00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:56,320 Speaker 1: the street. If I want to see someone going to 241 00:16:56,400 --> 00:17:00,640 Speaker 1: their e p A with Bernie Vicking Telsey, I will 242 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:07,240 Speaker 1: go to the e p A myself. If I want 243 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:09,960 Speaker 1: to get my protein knock out from Juice Generation, let 244 00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:11,640 Speaker 1: me do it in peace. I live in health kitchen. 245 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:17,359 Speaker 1: I do it against my will. Psalms, chapter verse four. 246 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:20,200 Speaker 1: I have walked through the shadow of the Valley of Death, 247 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:25,880 Speaker 1: that is hell's kitchen bit. But that's one Bernie Telsey 248 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:28,080 Speaker 1: has to be dropped at least once, and then yes, 249 00:17:28,119 --> 00:17:30,760 Speaker 1: he must be brought to justice. Bernie. All right, and 250 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:39,600 Speaker 1: now it is time for Sarah Tolam Sarah Sarah. Okay, guys, 251 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:41,520 Speaker 1: so what do we think? Sarah? Are we doing a 252 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:43,479 Speaker 1: pre slight that? Are we doing the troll ball? I'm 253 00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:46,560 Speaker 1: gonna do pre select. Yes, this is Sarah Tomashes. I 254 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:50,040 Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. All right, Um, 255 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:56,359 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Recipe bloggers, Uh, these self 256 00:17:56,480 --> 00:18:01,160 Speaker 1: absorbed assholes need to be taken down an watch. Nobody 257 00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:05,520 Speaker 1: has time to read a fucking novella about your buffalo 258 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:12,040 Speaker 1: chicken dip the fucking ingredients. All right, I've got you 259 00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:15,520 Speaker 1: jobs and a dream I'm chasing. I've only got forty 260 00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:19,040 Speaker 1: minutes to make a meal. I will read your goddamn 261 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:24,879 Speaker 1: story while I'm eating my fucking meal about seconds. I 262 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:28,480 Speaker 1: don't think the recipe bloggers. I need to know how 263 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:31,160 Speaker 1: to boil an egg. I know I'm in my late 264 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:33,480 Speaker 1: thirties and I know how to boil. I should boil 265 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:37,320 Speaker 1: an egg. Bay, I'm fucking starving and I need to 266 00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:47,600 Speaker 1: get to that egg, so shove it up, asshole. Minute seconds. 267 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:57,520 Speaker 1: This group Marco's July and Sarah Toma. Oh my god, unreal, 268 00:18:57,600 --> 00:19:01,200 Speaker 1: and now my girls are coming to this, says the coven. 269 00:19:01,359 --> 00:19:10,480 Speaker 1: Here we go, Caitlin bits a guy, Brenant dealings in 270 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:18,400 Speaker 1: case so smith Wow, wow wow wow, Okay, yes, yes, yes, 271 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,960 Speaker 1: And the first two of the mic is Caitlin bits 272 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:27,200 Speaker 1: a gay. Here we go. Oh, I love that scarf. 273 00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:29,439 Speaker 1: It loves you, it loves me, Caitlin. Is it going 274 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:31,320 Speaker 1: to be pre selected or trouble? I'm gonna have to 275 00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:34,760 Speaker 1: speak a pre selected truth. Yes, bits of guys. I 276 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:37,120 Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. I don't 277 00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:44,720 Speaker 1: think so, honey, Caitlin Jenner And specifically for trying to 278 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:51,720 Speaker 1: legitimize Caitlin with a y. I reminder, to those of 279 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:54,760 Speaker 1: you that don't know me, my name is Caitlin. There's 280 00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:57,520 Speaker 1: one legitimate way to spell Caitlin c A I T 281 00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:00,720 Speaker 1: L I M. Vanity fair. Try to tell me to 282 00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:04,840 Speaker 1: call her Caitlin. Hitch. You called me Caitlyn. All right. 283 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:09,520 Speaker 1: If someone smells Caitlin kay or a y ps at 284 00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:11,639 Speaker 1: some time in their life, they've contracted herpes from an 285 00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:15,160 Speaker 1: Arby's and I'm sorry, that's just the truth. Bitch. You're 286 00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:18,960 Speaker 1: sixty five years old. I know why you came for us. 287 00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:24,399 Speaker 1: You're firmly in Brenda Linda Cathy territory. But no, you 288 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:28,080 Speaker 1: came for eighties and nineties culture. You came for Caitlin's 289 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:30,479 Speaker 1: and you want to look young. And you know how 290 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,520 Speaker 1: I know it because you know who was the oldest 291 00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:39,040 Speaker 1: Caitlin before you. It was me, stupid bitching away from you. 292 00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:48,520 Speaker 1: That's why I'm like, j pretty heart. Oh my god, 293 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:55,720 Speaker 1: here we go. It is time for Lauren Brickman the embroidery. Hello, hello, 294 00:20:57,880 --> 00:20:59,840 Speaker 1: So what do we think about this? Are we doing 295 00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:02,399 Speaker 1: a presearch a topic or Trouball? Okay, I want to 296 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:04,760 Speaker 1: be honest with you. I wasn't sure what I was 297 00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:07,680 Speaker 1: gonna do. But then backstage, I prayed to that god 298 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:11,600 Speaker 1: that Jonathan Braylock was talking about, and he spoke to 299 00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:14,560 Speaker 1: me and he said, Matt is begging for more Trouball. 300 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:20,520 Speaker 1: So trouball Gods, some people clamoring for trollballs. So here 301 00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:26,880 Speaker 1: we go. All right, here we go. Oh boy, this 302 00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:31,240 Speaker 1: is an icon. Brickman, I don't think so, honey. Topic 303 00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:40,600 Speaker 1: is Tina Fay, her time starts now, Okay, all right, 304 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:50,720 Speaker 1: joon't think so hendy, little miss fusty pants, go fuck yourself, 305 00:21:50,760 --> 00:22:02,520 Speaker 1: you white count. Let me you something, Tina, ten, I 306 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:05,639 Speaker 1: see you, bitch. You don't think you made enough money 307 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:10,159 Speaker 1: with mean girls the first time? Turn that ship into 308 00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:14,960 Speaker 1: a music Oh, that is something I definitely am not 309 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:19,199 Speaker 1: looking forward to. I definitely didn't reorder tickets to and 310 00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:22,480 Speaker 1: I will never listen to whause we're tending to work 311 00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:27,360 Speaker 1: out at the gym show lett on miss Cheena day. 312 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:31,720 Speaker 1: I want to take a big dump on your chest 313 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:39,600 Speaker 1: because you are white trash bullshit. Tina, I don't think 314 00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:47,119 Speaker 1: so that, My god. The message I was doting was 315 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:50,200 Speaker 1: that Lauren will in fact go to see me and 316 00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:52,760 Speaker 1: girls the day it opened. Yeah, I mean, who are 317 00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:55,240 Speaker 1: we all? We look, we're all going. We're all going. 318 00:22:55,280 --> 00:23:00,399 Speaker 1: We're all going. We're all going, and now I'm to 319 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:05,520 Speaker 1: deal it coming up? Yes, Yes, hello, Amanda pre selected 320 00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:10,280 Speaker 1: her trouball. They'll be doing pre selected Amanda deals. I 321 00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:12,399 Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Her time starts now, I don't 322 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:18,600 Speaker 1: think so honey. The phrase so what do you do? Oh, 323 00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:22,520 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I didn't know we were in networking. His 324 00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:29,760 Speaker 1: destination bachelorette. Our first stop was a ghost tour. I 325 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:32,640 Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. The only people who ask, so 326 00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:36,159 Speaker 1: what do you do? Are certain that they are the 327 00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:40,480 Speaker 1: best people in the room. Yeah, because when you ask, 328 00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:43,399 Speaker 1: so what do you do, you're not expecting the person 329 00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:48,240 Speaker 1: to go, um, I'm Malala. Second, because you don't find 330 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:52,440 Speaker 1: that person. No, honey, I don't think so, honey, So 331 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:55,160 Speaker 1: what do you do? I will not be defined by 332 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:58,639 Speaker 1: the skill set that is currently paying my bills. Honey. 333 00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:02,080 Speaker 1: Some of us do not identify with how we are 334 00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:07,200 Speaker 1: categorized by the Bureau of Labor Statistics. Honey, Really, who 335 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:11,000 Speaker 1: are to complain about their jobs? Are nurses? I don't 336 00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:16,120 Speaker 1: think so, honey. It's one minute, real, give it up, 337 00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:26,600 Speaker 1: unreal and he's welcome. Susan Casey, Susan Ah, Susan. What's 338 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:30,160 Speaker 1: gonna be pre selected or trollball? I have pre selected 339 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:40,360 Speaker 1: the ball? A little twist then little okay, okay, this 340 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:43,919 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Topic for Susan Casey is 341 00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:52,919 Speaker 1: Ruth Bader Ginsburg and starts now. I don't think so, honey, 342 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:58,639 Speaker 1: Ruth Bader Ginsberg. I think you've made a lot of 343 00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:04,399 Speaker 1: decisions that, in retrospects were bad. One. I don't know 344 00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:10,320 Speaker 1: which ones they were, And I don't know if you're 345 00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:17,280 Speaker 1: still there. Where were you when the Civil Rights Act happened? 346 00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:24,120 Speaker 1: I don't know where she was. Where were you when 347 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:27,800 Speaker 1: Donald Trump was elected? I don't know where she was. 348 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:38,919 Speaker 1: This is a hard word. Bag. Your name is dumb. 349 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:44,960 Speaker 1: It feels like mucus in my mouth. If I invited 350 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,480 Speaker 1: you over, I'd ask you your name, and i'd ask 351 00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:55,879 Speaker 1: you I'd a fucking give it up, Susan Casey. Honestly, 352 00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:59,439 Speaker 1: we don't know where she was. That's where she was. 353 00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:03,000 Speaker 1: But we don't know. And that was masterful, masterful, tul 354 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:04,840 Speaker 1: But I'm gonna be talking about that. We're gonna be 355 00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,280 Speaker 1: asking that question. Where was she really? Where was she? 356 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:12,880 Speaker 1: It is time, Brooklyn, It is time for so Smith. 357 00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:18,040 Speaker 1: Here we go. Yes, Okay, all right? What do we 358 00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:22,280 Speaker 1: think about this? I think I want the motherfucking trauma. 359 00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:31,800 Speaker 1: Get it to me. Okay, I am choosing, We've chosen. Okay, Okay, okay, 360 00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:36,119 Speaker 1: your I don't think so, honey. Topic is gingerbread houses. 361 00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:45,680 Speaker 1: I think so gingerbread house? Fuck you cookie? Then I 362 00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:52,679 Speaker 1: can't really eat what is the fucking point of you? 363 00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:56,399 Speaker 1: You are such fucking bullshit. It's like if I'm gonna 364 00:26:56,520 --> 00:27:00,639 Speaker 1: make cookies, I'm gonna eat half of them before they're time. 365 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:06,439 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna put them into a fucking house and 366 00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:10,840 Speaker 1: then putting gum drops on it and they'll look at it, 367 00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:18,840 Speaker 1: Intail Christmas, fuck you? Ginger red houses. Also, who lives 368 00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:25,840 Speaker 1: in there? You're telling me gingerbread? And then listen, I 369 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:31,640 Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, gingerbread. Then live in bigger fucking 370 00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:37,520 Speaker 1: houses because my second, because they're made of gingerbread. I 371 00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:44,240 Speaker 1: don't fucking think so, honey. Up points the rest of 372 00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:48,159 Speaker 1: this group. Caleb Bits a guy lord break many daily 373 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:54,280 Speaker 1: soon than Casey Sue Smith. Now baby, moving forward, we 374 00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:58,600 Speaker 1: have our next group. Everybody given up for Ruby mccalliston, 375 00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:11,680 Speaker 1: pouring Am aguinnessy Miss Sandy Hounyg here we go, Here 376 00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:14,800 Speaker 1: we go. Look at these Yes, they are making their 377 00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:19,080 Speaker 1: way out. They have occupied the stage. Ruby we go. 378 00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:23,280 Speaker 1: My god, alright, Ruby mc collister, here we go. Take 379 00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:26,920 Speaker 1: the space. Ruby McCollister is gonna be pre selected or trouble? 380 00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:34,040 Speaker 1: Oh my, the jacket comes off. The hat goes Ruby. 381 00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:44,200 Speaker 1: Now yes, okay, California. Ruby is gonna be pre selected 382 00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:53,800 Speaker 1: or trouble. Okay, this is ruby mccollisters. I don't think so. Okay, now, 383 00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:59,160 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Boots with really bad silhouettes 384 00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:03,719 Speaker 1: when they are looks you're looking at them from the side, 385 00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:08,719 Speaker 1: don't get at me, and you have fucking thigh high boots. 386 00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:11,160 Speaker 1: You're looking sexiest ship. And I look down and you 387 00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:16,200 Speaker 1: look like a fucking well, isn't grammic character? Look at 388 00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:19,640 Speaker 1: your shoes. Do they have a strong toe? I don't 389 00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:23,239 Speaker 1: think so, honey. Do they have a strong soul? I 390 00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:27,080 Speaker 1: don't think so. Fuck do you think shoes are they're 391 00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:32,160 Speaker 1: about facilhouettes. If it doesn't look good on the motherfucking side, 392 00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:35,240 Speaker 1: take the shoes off. It doesn't matter what they're made of, 393 00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,959 Speaker 1: it doesn't matter where you got them. If it's not 394 00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:41,560 Speaker 1: a strong shoe, I'm not gonna take over the world. 395 00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:45,760 Speaker 1: It's our time, ladies. Get those shoes on. If I 396 00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:49,480 Speaker 1: be November with a tube sock and a fucking mule, 397 00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:54,520 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Shoes with bats so much 398 00:29:54,560 --> 00:30:02,720 Speaker 1: from the side, that's one minute us. Oh my god, 399 00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:08,800 Speaker 1: oh my god, we're a long spears choice we're dead 400 00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:18,400 Speaker 1: and now Courtney McGinnis Cortney, Oh my god boy, what's 401 00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:21,280 Speaker 1: gonna be a pre selected or trouble? Okay, this is 402 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,080 Speaker 1: Courtny McGinnis is. I don't think so, honey, her time 403 00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:26,840 Speaker 1: starts now. I don't think so honey. People who say, 404 00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:29,800 Speaker 1: how can you like Britney Spears, she doesn't even sing, oh, 405 00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:36,400 Speaker 1: I'm not to go off. First of all, Brandy Spears 406 00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:39,200 Speaker 1: is not even a musician. She's transcended that she's an 407 00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:44,440 Speaker 1: icon read a fucking bock. All right, Britty Spears is 408 00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:46,840 Speaker 1: more important than her music. We've all been on a 409 00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:51,680 Speaker 1: fucking journey with Brittany. Okay. I first saw Britney Spears, 410 00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:55,440 Speaker 1: of which perform with in sync hit Me Baby, Walmar Side, 411 00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:58,840 Speaker 1: Thank You. I was eleven years old and I was 412 00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:03,680 Speaker 1: growing humunk is tip not all. Britney Spears teach me 413 00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:07,880 Speaker 1: to shake them. She taught me to say, oh, am 414 00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:12,360 Speaker 1: I being sexy right now, showing it and dude, that 415 00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:14,960 Speaker 1: that sex. When Britty was having a breakdown, I moved 416 00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:17,520 Speaker 1: to New York City, and when Brittney shaved your head, 417 00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:22,120 Speaker 1: I was like, bitch, I get it. I fucking love 418 00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:25,480 Speaker 1: Britney Spears. And now I feel Brittany. She has given 419 00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:27,280 Speaker 1: me an excuse to go to Las Vegas and my 420 00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:37,640 Speaker 1: fucking gaze. All right, thank you, and that's one party spears, 421 00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:41,160 Speaker 1: as say bolzony one said, she raised you, raised you 422 00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:52,280 Speaker 1: a race. You please welcome Alessa, Sun up this fashion. Yes, yes, 423 00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:55,720 Speaker 1: come on, Alessa. What's it gonna be? Oh my god? 424 00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:00,400 Speaker 1: What is it? The bull? Is it? The priest looked 425 00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:03,160 Speaker 1: it's a pre select Okay, this is a listen to 426 00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:04,959 Speaker 1: know as. I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. 427 00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:09,160 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. The bathroom of a heterosexual 428 00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:17,600 Speaker 1: male apartment, when I'm hovering over the toilet like it's 429 00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:22,160 Speaker 1: a public restroom because it's so unclean. It looks like 430 00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:26,720 Speaker 1: thirty people have tripes in there over the evening. Why 431 00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:30,480 Speaker 1: the bath by the bottom of the shower curtain totally black? 432 00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:39,560 Speaker 1: Buy a new shower curtain, shower Jesus, I don't think so, honey. 433 00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:44,280 Speaker 1: When I'm when my beautiful little feet are walking, are 434 00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:47,840 Speaker 1: walking barefoot on the floor, and I feel the crumbs, 435 00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:54,000 Speaker 1: I feel that. Why your sheets gotta be dark brown 436 00:32:54,160 --> 00:33:01,480 Speaker 1: so your cumb stains are visible by sea? I don't 437 00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:05,120 Speaker 1: think so honey, the bathroom hell blah blah blah blah blah. 438 00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:12,720 Speaker 1: Oh my god, wow that black on the bottom of 439 00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:17,440 Speaker 1: the shower curtain that the Scotsman truth teller. Guys, please 440 00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:24,880 Speaker 1: welcome to the stage. But Mike sona On Sonia, Um, 441 00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:29,880 Speaker 1: I am going to be doing a pre selection very well, Sonia, Denise, 442 00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:31,880 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. I 443 00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:35,480 Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Hollywood trying to reintroduce Mail Giftson 444 00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:43,800 Speaker 1: as if he is in the racist S Day's Home 445 00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:47,720 Speaker 1: to so fuck you? Was there? No one else? Are there? 446 00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:52,680 Speaker 1: No other older millennial, millennial, no mature mediocre man. Was 447 00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:56,640 Speaker 1: Jerry still are doing? Is he dead yet? No? Has 448 00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:58,680 Speaker 1: he ever said the N word or said that all 449 00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:02,960 Speaker 1: Jews created every or No, he has not. And then 450 00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:05,880 Speaker 1: someone wants to create a new lethal weapon five? Who 451 00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:09,239 Speaker 1: the fuck is asking for that? Please raise your hands 452 00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:13,960 Speaker 1: like I murder you with my bear fucking hair. No 453 00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:17,920 Speaker 1: disrespect to Danny Glover, who was a legend, but that 454 00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:23,080 Speaker 1: movie gently is the best part of that fucking movie franchise, Okay, 455 00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:26,319 Speaker 1: and all these people like Robert Dannie like forgetting him. 456 00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:30,000 Speaker 1: He's apologized that she just never apologize, fuck mel Giftson 457 00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:31,920 Speaker 1: and fuck you if you like one of his movies. 458 00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:46,280 Speaker 1: The Oh my god, you all wow, And now please 459 00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:54,279 Speaker 1: welcome Sandy Sandy. This classic the pattern. This talking about 460 00:34:54,280 --> 00:35:00,520 Speaker 1: a czeholette. Look at the celette. Oh my god, thank you, Chelsea. 461 00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:04,760 Speaker 1: But with god, Oh my god, this is Sandy, Honis. 462 00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:06,640 Speaker 1: I don't think so, no, no, no, no no, I'm 463 00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:11,719 Speaker 1: so excited. I'm so excited. Alright, so what it's okay, 464 00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:13,440 Speaker 1: this is Sandy Honis. I don't think so, honey. Time 465 00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:16,480 Speaker 1: starts now, I need audience participation. Okay, I don't think so, 466 00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:28,080 Speaker 1: honey to this. Okay, ready, sweet Caroline, the song is 467 00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:31,680 Speaker 1: fine as it is. Leave it alone? Are you for real? 468 00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:36,120 Speaker 1: Get up, Hobby? Oh my god, is that really the 469 00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:42,360 Speaker 1: only thing bringing leisure to your life? Thank so, honey. 470 00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:46,439 Speaker 1: I'm at a wedding and I'm just trying to dance 471 00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:48,960 Speaker 1: with my friends in Europe in here. Listen. When the 472 00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:52,480 Speaker 1: Rascal Flats wrote that song, do you think they know 473 00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:56,560 Speaker 1: exactly they know exactly how many words to put in it? 474 00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:58,800 Speaker 1: And it starts earlier? Okay, you know the kids and 475 00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:02,839 Speaker 1: they go set, yeah, they go okay. At the birthday party, 476 00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:06,200 Speaker 1: it starts young. The kids go happy birthday, Shut the 477 00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:10,920 Speaker 1: fuck up. Oh my god. The kids they grow up 478 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:14,800 Speaker 1: to say and if your son, if your child says, 479 00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:19,680 Speaker 1: say you sent him to Autumo. After that's one, Minday, 480 00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:30,080 Speaker 1: gave it up for this group Room cornyginnd Wow Neil 481 00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:34,320 Speaker 1: Diamond of the Rascal Flats. When the Rascal Flats wrote 482 00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:36,920 Speaker 1: that song, they knew exactly how many words they wanted 483 00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:41,480 Speaker 1: that was. Guys, thank you so much for sticking with 484 00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:44,440 Speaker 1: us through this entire night. This is the culmination. This 485 00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:49,120 Speaker 1: is the last group. Everyone, please welcome to the stage. 486 00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:57,880 Speaker 1: Caroline Martin, Chelsea Clark, Crandon Scott, Joe, Pasha Vain Blind 487 00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:08,040 Speaker 1: and you must my Colt wowtarco Is on the stage. Legends, 488 00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:15,240 Speaker 1: all legends, all truly. First up, Caroline, Caroline mort Legends 489 00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:19,920 Speaker 1: all Hello, Hello, I'm gonna do pre select that. I 490 00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:23,200 Speaker 1: love that pre select. Thank you so much, Caroline Mars, 491 00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:25,880 Speaker 1: I don't think so any Thank you so much. Before 492 00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:27,279 Speaker 1: I get into it, I want you to know that 493 00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:31,359 Speaker 1: I identify as an African American woman. Okay, so keep 494 00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:34,960 Speaker 1: that in mind. I don't think so, honey, lady who. 495 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:44,000 Speaker 1: After I introduced myself, she says, we've already met what Karen, Karen, what? 496 00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:49,800 Speaker 1: And you know it's coming from a Karen. Okay, all right, Karen. No, 497 00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:52,880 Speaker 1: I don't remember that conversation you forced me to have 498 00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:58,320 Speaker 1: at that diabetes commercial. Okay, I don't remember, Karen. I 499 00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:03,839 Speaker 1: hate you, fucking Aaron. I don't think so, honey, Oh, 500 00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:09,399 Speaker 1: thank you. Here's another thing about Karen. Karen doesn't deal 501 00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:12,080 Speaker 1: with racism all the time, you know what I mean? 502 00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:17,040 Speaker 1: So sometimes you black out on names. Okay, yeah, yeah. 503 00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:19,160 Speaker 1: And I think that I'm being brave in a moment 504 00:38:19,239 --> 00:38:20,800 Speaker 1: when I look at your face and it looks like 505 00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:23,919 Speaker 1: something I know but not I'm not sure, and I say, 506 00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:26,759 Speaker 1: you know what, I'm going to put myself out there 507 00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:29,719 Speaker 1: and say, a girlfriend, my name is Caroline, what's your name? 508 00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:31,560 Speaker 1: And if you come at me, I'll punch you in 509 00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:36,120 Speaker 1: the batch. And that's one Caroline, Thank you so much. 510 00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:40,480 Speaker 1: I hate that approach. Loved. Oh my god, Okay, here 511 00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:47,000 Speaker 1: we go. I love everyone. Please welcome Chelsea clarw Chelsea Clark, Chelsea. 512 00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:51,520 Speaker 1: This look I'm doing pre select Clark's. I don't think so, honey. 513 00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:55,600 Speaker 1: Time starts now, I don't think so, honey, and stay 514 00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:59,279 Speaker 1: with me. On this the the stuff at Barnes and 515 00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:06,719 Speaker 1: Noble you can buy that's not books. I know it's 516 00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:09,520 Speaker 1: a dying industry. I know times are tough. You have 517 00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:15,920 Speaker 1: to respect yourself more than this calligraphy sets. Fucking We've 518 00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:23,880 Speaker 1: your own spirit bracelet. Fucking fucking Game of Thrones letter opener. 519 00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:29,800 Speaker 1: Kill yourself, Kill yourself with that, A golden snitch for 520 00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:33,840 Speaker 1: your desk. I love Harry. I love Harry Potter. I 521 00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:38,279 Speaker 1: love Harry Potter. Barnes and Noble needs to examine its 522 00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:44,839 Speaker 1: relationship with Harry Potter. Is too much and good dive, 523 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:51,160 Speaker 1: good diva everywhere. There have been a bad deal for 524 00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:54,120 Speaker 1: Barnes and Noble with all of your journals look like 525 00:39:54,719 --> 00:40:01,520 Speaker 1: props from a movie about an evil journal. Chelsea Clark 526 00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:10,960 Speaker 1: came throwing water over guys and now two time cancelor 527 00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:14,879 Speaker 1: on this show. He is finally here. It's red, It's 528 00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:21,440 Speaker 1: got love. I love this bellow, thank you very much. Um, 529 00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:26,600 Speaker 1: I can't stay. I'm sorry, I'm joking. Okay, so I'm 530 00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:30,400 Speaker 1: doing a pre select. This is b SJ. Honey, A 531 00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:35,280 Speaker 1: time starts now, I don't think so, Honey, Margot, Robbie, 532 00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:43,560 Speaker 1: who are you? Where did you come from, and what 533 00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:47,799 Speaker 1: the fuck are you doing? Tanya Harding should have been 534 00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:55,800 Speaker 1: played by me. Now. I felt this way before. I 535 00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:59,040 Speaker 1: have felt this way before with Sarah Paulson and Marcia Clark. 536 00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:00,960 Speaker 1: But I am will link to admit now that she 537 00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:04,160 Speaker 1: did a better job than I didit would have done. However, 538 00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:07,640 Speaker 1: I've seen the trailer, Margot, I don't know what the 539 00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:10,600 Speaker 1: hell is going on up there. And if you want 540 00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:18,839 Speaker 1: to see somebody play a woman terrified of better looking competition, 541 00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:26,240 Speaker 1: you're looking at her? She right here all right? Five seconds? 542 00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:29,600 Speaker 1: Oh my god, Well you know what I don't think, so, honey, Margot, Robbie, 543 00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:35,400 Speaker 1: you ain't Tanya. Tanya. That's what I meant it. Oh 544 00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:44,000 Speaker 1: my god, beautiful, what a revelation. Thank god. All right, everyone, 545 00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:56,200 Speaker 1: please welcome to Tasha Vain Black closed. Each bunny has 546 00:41:56,239 --> 00:42:02,360 Speaker 1: a little tail, all right, listen, Okay, are doing? What 547 00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:06,080 Speaker 1: are we doing? The trouble? I'm I guess I'll let 548 00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:12,880 Speaker 1: the crowd decide. Oh you want troll? Okay? I was 549 00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:17,279 Speaker 1: going to talk about farting in bed. Okay, Okay, I 550 00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:25,560 Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Topic is yeah, volleyball starts now, Okay, 551 00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:30,520 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, volleyball. Okay, you know what, 552 00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:36,680 Speaker 1: it hurts your rest because if you're a woman with 553 00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:41,640 Speaker 1: teeny tiny maybe childlike rists, Okay, it's very difficult. On 554 00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:45,799 Speaker 1: top of that, who cares about team sports? And more right, 555 00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:50,440 Speaker 1: I don't think, so, honey, be an individual? Okay, I 556 00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:54,880 Speaker 1: don't think, so honey. High school all right, don't know 557 00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:58,920 Speaker 1: where everyone plays volleyball. Let's forget about volleyball post high school. 558 00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:01,200 Speaker 1: Although I do think if it's a female volleyball sport, 559 00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:03,640 Speaker 1: I think it's great that women are together. I do 560 00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:06,399 Speaker 1: think that. But so I guess like, I don't think 561 00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:12,520 Speaker 1: so volleyball. Also, what are the points? Yeah, I've never 562 00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:16,200 Speaker 1: learned about volleyball in my life. You know what, my 563 00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:18,560 Speaker 1: friend of Lena and her dad, they had difficult times 564 00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:21,759 Speaker 1: when they got together for the love of volleyball. Okay, So, 565 00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:24,560 Speaker 1: but I don't think, so, honey, if you don't have 566 00:43:24,719 --> 00:43:33,799 Speaker 1: daddy issues that you have to work out. And now 567 00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:39,359 Speaker 1: our evening's closer, everyone, please you must give a warm 568 00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:48,359 Speaker 1: welcome to Mike Houses, Mike Helton, Mike, Mike. Okay, what's 569 00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:50,840 Speaker 1: gonna be? So? I had a preselected and then I 570 00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:54,480 Speaker 1: was going to do slad Bowl. But then while watching 571 00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:59,000 Speaker 1: the show, I have a new preselect. Oh my gosh. Okay, okay, okay, okay, 572 00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:03,719 Speaker 1: give my chance, give him a chance. This is why 573 00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:07,360 Speaker 1: did you really want this? We want to hear what 574 00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:10,160 Speaker 1: you have. This is Matt Helton's I don't think so, honey. 575 00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:13,680 Speaker 1: Time starts now. I don't think so, honey. People that 576 00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:19,120 Speaker 1: shame other people for believing in astrology, Oh the fuck home. 577 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:23,560 Speaker 1: You want to know what religion? Religion? Yeah, religion. God 578 00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:26,680 Speaker 1: created man and woman in earth. What was here before man? 579 00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:31,399 Speaker 1: Women in earth? The fucking stars. Okay. If I want 580 00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:34,080 Speaker 1: to have a moment with my fucking salad on lunch 581 00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:36,920 Speaker 1: reading about what's gonna happen on Friday, I should be 582 00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:42,400 Speaker 1: able to have that. Okay. If you don't believe in astrology, 583 00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:44,880 Speaker 1: you're probably a fucking tourist, and read about it. Your 584 00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:48,919 Speaker 1: life will get better, I promise. There's an astrologer, Kelly 585 00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:53,520 Speaker 1: Rosano on YouTube. Literally I follow her day by day 586 00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:56,880 Speaker 1: by day, and my life is going great right now. 587 00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:02,439 Speaker 1: Guess astrology is real. You know why? Because the moon 588 00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:06,280 Speaker 1: and the universe controls the water, which controls the blood 589 00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:09,759 Speaker 1: in our bodies. Okay, because We're all magnets and guess what, 590 00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:18,800 Speaker 1: nothing is real and that's why minute Mike Calton, you guys, 591 00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:23,960 Speaker 1: you give it up for this group. Caroline Marius, Chelsea Clark, Friend, 592 00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:29,680 Speaker 1: Scott Jones, Natasha Van Last and Mike Calton. You guys, 593 00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:32,359 Speaker 1: thank you so much for coming tonight. This has been 594 00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:35,560 Speaker 1: a blast. What an evening, What an evening. If you 595 00:45:35,719 --> 00:45:38,440 Speaker 1: liked the show, listen to the podcast, rate us five 596 00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:41,000 Speaker 1: stars on Apple podcast, leave a nice for you. Thank 597 00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:42,480 Speaker 1: you all so much. I want to say thank you 598 00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:44,520 Speaker 1: so much to the Bellhouse, and thank you so much 599 00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:47,840 Speaker 1: to Brooklyn Podcast Festival in Brooklyn, Vegan and Forever Dog. 600 00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:51,400 Speaker 1: Forever Dog, God bless them for those boys. Will Smith 601 00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:55,520 Speaker 1: Hot producer, Joe Hot producer, Alex Thank you, Babe, Bye 602 00:45:56,040 --> 00:46:08,600 Speaker 1: bye ye Forever Dog. 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