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Speaker 3: Welcome to? I said, no gifts. I'm Bridger Wineger. We're

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Speaker 3: going to say, Mother Nature, I'm a person, I'm a human.

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Speaker 3: I've got dreams, feelings. Leave me alone. I've had enough.

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Speaker 3: My house just continues to flood. We'll have to We're

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Speaker 3: It's been too much. Let's get into the podcast. Today's

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Speaker 3: guest is so wonderful. Haley Joel Osmond. Hello, Welcome to.

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Speaker 3: I said no gifts.

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Speaker 4: Thank you so much. It's nice to be here. It's raining,

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Speaker 4: it is raining very hard, and we're just sitting here.

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Speaker 3: But you've brought your dog, Dorothy. I have.

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Speaker 4: She was a little freaked out by the rein so

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Speaker 3: Does she like loud noises that sort of thing freak

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Speaker 4: That sort of thing?

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Speaker 3: Fireworks is the fourth of July.

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Speaker 4: Hell, we haven't gone through that yet. I've only had

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Speaker 3: So she may have some surprises in store.

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Speaker 4: I feel like you're in a fireworks neighborhood. There's always

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Speaker 3: There's apparently a holiday once a week in my neighborhood.

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Speaker 3: My dog, though, doesn't care.

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Speaker 4: She is my first solo dog. We had family dogs

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Speaker 4: She's like thirteen pounds, and it's like something that needs

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Speaker 4: But like, you can't take them on the plane so easily. Right.

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Speaker 3: We took our dog on the plane two times, once

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Speaker 4: And putting them under which I don't even know how

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Speaker 4: I have? Yeah? What was that experience?

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Speaker 4: I did a television movie called Last Stand at Saber

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Speaker 3: Really, And so you were on a horse as a

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Speaker 4: And there's like a rifle in the saddle you can

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Speaker 3: Tom Selik, Yeah, quite a mustache.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Speaking of spiders, have you heard about the brown

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Speaker 4: Oh, is it here?

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Speaker 4: Damn it.

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Speaker 3: Apparently brown widows are much more vicious than black widows.

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Speaker 4: Yes, like climate chains brings us more ticks, cockroaches, spiders,

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Speaker 4: like all the good stuff. Why can't it bring us

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Speaker 3: Oh she's sniffing my ankle. I love her. Oh yes,

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Speaker 3: She is fully on my lap now, she's now she

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Speaker 3: I'm so happy to have her in my life. Look,

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Speaker 3: our best. The podcast is called I said no gifts.

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Speaker 3: Come on Sports and Bugs. Is that what you were

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Speaker 3: I hope you're embarrassed. I hope you're humiliated. This is

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Speaker 3: clearly a gift for me.

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00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:36,040
Speaker 4: Yeah.

440
00:20:36,119 --> 00:20:37,640
Speaker 3: Should I open it here on the podcast?

441
00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:37,920
Speaker 2: Sure?

442
00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:50,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, I'll get into it here. I've got Dorothy

443
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:52,320
Speaker 3: on my lap, so I'm gonna remove from the bag

444
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:54,760
Speaker 3: or you can just tear right through the kind of

445
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:57,520
Speaker 3: the outside I mean Dorothy is even checking it out.

446
00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:58,639
Speaker 3: I'm gonna reach inside.

447
00:20:58,680 --> 00:20:59,560
Speaker 4: Oh she's checking.

448
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,280
Speaker 3: Okay, there's some sort of glass objects. I'm gonna try

449
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:03,040
Speaker 3: to be careful here.

450
00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:05,160
Speaker 4: It's in two pieces. Oh yeah, it does feel.

451
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:07,120
Speaker 3: Like two pieces, so I'm being very gentle.

452
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,159
Speaker 4: Here we go, there we go.

453
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:12,480
Speaker 3: Oh what okay, it's a pineapple shaped. It's some sort

454
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:13,639
Speaker 3: of ceramic pineapple.

455
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:19,080
Speaker 4: What are those there sobby pas? There?

456
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:23,280
Speaker 3: There are maybe nine was sobby piece left in the

457
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:27,400
Speaker 3: ceramic pineapple. Obviously you got this at a high end boutique.

458
00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:30,240
Speaker 3: Right before you got I did, yeah that you kind

459
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:31,640
Speaker 3: of tossed in a few of the piece.

460
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:33,960
Speaker 4: This is Island Park. I mean there's some very swanky

461
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,360
Speaker 4: stores on Yorks and.

462
00:21:35,359 --> 00:21:39,240
Speaker 3: Everybody's buying this now, the pineapple, ceramic pineapple with kind

463
00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:41,560
Speaker 3: of used with sabby snacks.

464
00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:46,120
Speaker 4: It's the year of the pineapple. Tell me about why

465
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:52,359
Speaker 4: you brought this? Well, it's vintage, okay, beautiful. It's in

466
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:56,919
Speaker 4: two parts so it's easy to transport. I like a

467
00:21:56,960 --> 00:22:02,880
Speaker 4: good pineapple themed house acoutrement, sure sure. And I love

468
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:06,000
Speaker 4: withsabips too. I love a wassabi p One. Thing I'll

469
00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:08,320
Speaker 4: do is that I'll take one wasabip at a time

470
00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:11,240
Speaker 4: with the si racha square bottle and put a dot

471
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:14,080
Speaker 4: of siracha on one withabip. And that's one of my

472
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:15,040
Speaker 4: favorite snacks that.

473
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:19,919
Speaker 3: Seems incredibly labor intensive. It is very labor yeah, but

474
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:22,600
Speaker 3: it kind of feels like in my wheelhouse though, where

475
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:26,160
Speaker 3: it's like snack, very slow snacking exactly. I love slow

476
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:30,200
Speaker 3: snacking where the thing just lasts forever. For like four

477
00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:32,640
Speaker 3: episodes of Shark Tank doing on American.

478
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:34,320
Speaker 4: Now, like they come down the aisle even when there's

479
00:22:34,359 --> 00:22:37,000
Speaker 4: turbulence and they've got the bottle of siracha and they're

480
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:40,560
Speaker 4: giving everybody, sir, we can't do drink service, but we

481
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:42,240
Speaker 4: are having the wasabi service.

482
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:45,360
Speaker 3: Where did you get this pineapple? Originally?

483
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:51,439
Speaker 4: Uh, my friend Alex was giving it away. Okay, I

484
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:51,800
Speaker 4: took it.

485
00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:55,160
Speaker 3: This is kind of just being passed. Nobody wants this pineapple.

486
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:55,840
Speaker 3: Let's be honest.

487
00:22:56,119 --> 00:22:59,119
Speaker 4: I wanted it actually, you know, my back was against

488
00:22:59,119 --> 00:23:00,959
Speaker 4: the wall. I was told to go to this podcast

489
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,479
Speaker 4: and I heard the word gift, and I needed a

490
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:07,880
Speaker 4: gift to bring. But she also had this some ceramic

491
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:11,879
Speaker 4: like it's like a little tree with a ceramic swing

492
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,439
Speaker 4: and a little elf sitting in the swing, and I

493
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:15,800
Speaker 4: took that too. I don't know what I'm gonna do

494
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:18,000
Speaker 4: with that. But what was she giving all these cute

495
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:20,840
Speaker 4: things away for? She was having her third child and

496
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:22,480
Speaker 4: she was running out of room in the house.

497
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:25,680
Speaker 3: Right, that makes sense. That makes sense. As a third

498
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:29,280
Speaker 3: child myself, I know the pain a parent has they

499
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:30,080
Speaker 3: don't want this kid.

500
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:32,639
Speaker 4: How many ceramic elves? Did your parents give away?

501
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:38,360
Speaker 3: Rooms and rooms full of the cutest little elves? And

502
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:41,680
Speaker 3: they've regretted it ever since. Should I have a pee

503
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:42,680
Speaker 3: right now? Would you make a peak?

504
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:44,879
Speaker 4: They're fresh? Yeah, take a pee so that you know

505
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:46,240
Speaker 4: you're not being poisoned.

506
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:49,480
Speaker 3: Bloss or Dorothy, You're not invited.

507
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:52,800
Speaker 4: It's the bread and salt from Game of Thrones on

508
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:54,760
Speaker 4: at least do you want to peep? Oh?

509
00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:59,520
Speaker 3: Nice an immediate spice. Oh that's so good? Yea with

510
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:02,800
Speaker 3: Sabbie For me was it took me a while because

511
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:06,359
Speaker 3: it's almost to my tongue a chemical taste. It was

512
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:09,480
Speaker 3: for a long time, but now I adore it. I

513
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:11,880
Speaker 3: still can't really do horse radish, I.

514
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:15,359
Speaker 4: Think in most places, and I don't want to besmirch

515
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:18,480
Speaker 4: any sushi restaurant in La I feel like most of

516
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:20,720
Speaker 4: the time it is just green horse radish.

517
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:21,440
Speaker 3: Is that true?

518
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:24,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, because when you get the freshly graded with sabi

519
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:28,160
Speaker 4: in certain places, it's like, oh okay, it's not super spicy.

520
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:31,640
Speaker 4: It's just like like kind of tangy. Interesting.

521
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:34,000
Speaker 3: I wonder now, I'm wondering, have I ever had real

522
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:35,480
Speaker 3: with sabi? Maybe on these peas?

523
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:36,399
Speaker 4: Yeah?

524
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:38,520
Speaker 3: Interesting, it's where they dyeing the horse radish.

525
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:39,159
Speaker 4: Yeah.

526
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:43,720
Speaker 3: That feels like putting saracha on a peek a wast

527
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:47,440
Speaker 3: of to putting a hat on a sacha. I wonder

528
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,600
Speaker 3: what the cost difference could possibly.

529
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:52,920
Speaker 4: Well, well, you answered your own question with your reaction.

530
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:57,000
Speaker 4: I tried to order. I wanted to grow with sabi

531
00:24:57,080 --> 00:25:00,639
Speaker 4: root in my backyard. Amazon sort of didn't do it.

532
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:02,560
Speaker 4: I still haven't figured out how to do.

533
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:04,600
Speaker 3: But you got it in the mail. It just hasn't

534
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:05,160
Speaker 3: worked yet.

535
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:09,280
Speaker 4: It's like they have it listed, but it's like, we

536
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:11,800
Speaker 4: need more information from you, like what growing zone are

537
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:11,920
Speaker 4: you in?

538
00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:12,280
Speaker 2: Oh?

539
00:25:12,359 --> 00:25:12,879
Speaker 4: Interesting?

540
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:17,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, so they're being careful for the first time. Maybe yeah, Amazon's.

541
00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:19,480
Speaker 4: First national treasure. Yeah. Wow.

542
00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:22,040
Speaker 3: I feel like you could grow with sabby here, I

543
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:24,639
Speaker 3: think so. I feel like any root thing is pretty

544
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:27,880
Speaker 3: easy to get going. I mean spoken as someone who's

545
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:29,520
Speaker 3: never grown a root an.

546
00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:32,400
Speaker 4: Incredibly lush backyard. Well, it's been raining for nine months.

547
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:34,960
Speaker 4: The birds are singing like it's a really beautiful place.

548
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:38,680
Speaker 3: I've been trying to grow a few vegetables. I've got

549
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:42,920
Speaker 3: some kale. My brother sent some purple peas nice which

550
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:47,200
Speaker 3: I successfully grew one batch, and then a non spicy

551
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:49,000
Speaker 3: hobin narow pepper.

552
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:51,760
Speaker 4: Oh so like like the sweet you can make it into.

553
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:55,320
Speaker 3: Those ones still haven't grown. They may be dead in

554
00:25:55,359 --> 00:26:00,480
Speaker 3: the soilda whatever you call it. But apparently, yes, there's

555
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:02,520
Speaker 3: a website that has a bunch of these kind of

556
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:06,000
Speaker 3: weird hybrid vegetables that I'm excited about.

557
00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:08,560
Speaker 4: Interesting, I should have been doing that instead of just

558
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:11,520
Speaker 4: stopping at Amazon being like, well they don't have it,

559
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:12,160
Speaker 4: so I quit.

560
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:15,240
Speaker 3: I mean you and basically every other human being on

561
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:18,840
Speaker 3: the planet, But you do. You get on these seed websites,

562
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:21,000
Speaker 3: and the technology has gotten out of control.

563
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:25,520
Speaker 4: Have you heard of tomato Mania? No, I'm on board.

564
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:28,320
Speaker 4: They might actually be having their pop up right now

565
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:33,879
Speaker 4: on Figaroa. I think. So what happens these guys in

566
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:39,440
Speaker 4: Ohi and they just have this extraordinary variety of hybrids

567
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:42,040
Speaker 4: and different tomato seedlings, and I think that they put

568
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:45,080
Speaker 4: on the biggest tomato seedling festival in the United States,

569
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:48,639
Speaker 4: And they travel around every March and they're at like

570
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:51,960
Speaker 4: fig growers or something on Figaroa. They used to go

571
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:54,560
Speaker 4: to Wisconsin gardens and they would bring like a chef

572
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:57,560
Speaker 4: who would do like a tomato cooking demo. They make

573
00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:59,640
Speaker 4: bloody Mary's like it was a great day at the park?

574
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:03,160
Speaker 3: How many like what was your favorite thing to have there?

575
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:05,119
Speaker 3: Did you ever have a great item? Uh?

576
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:08,199
Speaker 4: Well, During one of the cooking demos, me and my

577
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:10,679
Speaker 4: friend were sitting in the back and the chef was

578
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:14,280
Speaker 4: passing around this plate of like freshly minced garlic, and

579
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,960
Speaker 4: like we had already been given something to eat, so

580
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:18,920
Speaker 4: it wasn't that weird what we did. So he passed

581
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:20,560
Speaker 4: the plate of garlic around me and my friend like

582
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:22,400
Speaker 4: licked our finger and like ate the garlic. Look, oh yeah,

583
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:25,719
Speaker 4: really good. And he's like it's to smell like oh

584
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:32,320
Speaker 4: oh okay, sorry, just going like oh yeah, just garletic.

585
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:37,480
Speaker 3: I love a good tomato. Hard to find, yeah, hard

586
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:40,679
Speaker 3: to get on a regular basis. Yeah, I guess in

587
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:41,560
Speaker 3: La a little bit.

588
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:43,760
Speaker 4: Easier Yeah, but I will.

589
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:47,359
Speaker 3: Say kind of a sort of annoying behavior that flies

590
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:50,280
Speaker 3: under the radar is people who don't like tomatoes who

591
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:53,160
Speaker 3: are really vocal about it. Yeah, they are like people

592
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:55,800
Speaker 3: who are vocal about cilantro all of these things. But

593
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:58,680
Speaker 3: I feel like there's a select few people who don't

594
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:01,879
Speaker 3: like tomatoes who are too loud about them. Yeah, it's like,

595
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 3: back off, and.

596
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:04,840
Speaker 4: If you don't like it, it's the easiest thing to

597
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:06,520
Speaker 4: just take off, slip it out of this.

598
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:11,119
Speaker 3: It does absolutely nothing to the rest of the food. Yeah,

599
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:14,680
Speaker 3: you know, I like a good tomato. I had one

600
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:16,040
Speaker 3: on a breakfast sandwich recently.

601
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:19,199
Speaker 4: It was a little much like too watery. It was

602
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:22,680
Speaker 4: just too thick. Yeah, like a thick tomato is thinly

603
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:26,000
Speaker 4: sliced heirloom, Like you get that nice little flavor in there.

604
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:28,679
Speaker 3: I don't need like a mouthful of it. I just

605
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:30,119
Speaker 3: need the hint of tomato.

606
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:32,880
Speaker 4: I grew a lot of them in my backyard during

607
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:36,480
Speaker 4: the pandemic, and then it since started to feel like

608
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,760
Speaker 4: very wasteful with the amount of water that they need

609
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:42,040
Speaker 4: and these small number of tomatoes that you know, fruit

610
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:47,240
Speaker 4: in this. Yes, but what I was doing to make

611
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 4: the most of the few tomatoes that I grew was

612
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:53,880
Speaker 4: just eat them raw, just like sprinkle salt on them. Delicious.

613
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,880
Speaker 4: And me and a couple of friends went up to

614
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:58,520
Speaker 4: the Tomato Mania guy's place in Ohi and they just

615
00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:03,600
Speaker 4: spread like forty varieties of tomatoes out on this table

616
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:06,600
Speaker 4: with just a little bowl of salt. Wow, They're just

617
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:09,240
Speaker 4: like slice in and like put salt on. It's like, okay,

618
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:09,800
Speaker 4: this is heaven.

619
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,720
Speaker 3: Was there a best tomato you had there?

620
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:14,880
Speaker 4: There was one that tasted like chocolate.

621
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:19,240
Speaker 3: Okay, it was like a purple tomato. It tastes good. Yeah,

622
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:23,000
Speaker 3: oh yeah, yeah wow. I can't even begin to conceptualize

623
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:25,760
Speaker 3: what that would be like a like a dark chocolate,

624
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:28,080
Speaker 3: like really right kind of bitter bitter.

625
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:28,480
Speaker 4: Yeah.

626
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 3: Interesting, I wonder what you would use that in. You're

627
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:38,520
Speaker 3: not gonna make a rat yeah, revolting black penny pasta.

628
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 3: I mean that's probably coming for us. There's always a

629
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:46,320
Speaker 3: new innovation with a tomato. Yeah, okay, so you were

630
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:48,360
Speaker 3: making you were growing tomatoes? Were you growing anything else

631
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:49,000
Speaker 3: in your backyard?

632
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,000
Speaker 4: I grew have an arrows actually, and I still have

633
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:53,360
Speaker 4: them frozen. I have a bunch of them frozen in

634
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:55,840
Speaker 4: my freezer and I need to make some hot sauce,

635
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:59,040
Speaker 4: but it can sort of turn your kitchen into a

636
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:01,840
Speaker 4: chemical weap facility, just dangerous forever.

637
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 3: Basically, yeah, do you wear contact at least rubber gloves,

638
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:08,959
Speaker 3: but like do you, oh, no contact, Well then you're

639
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 3: okay at least as far as that goes very safe.

640
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,480
Speaker 4: I put in contact, although I don't need them. Keep

641
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:14,640
Speaker 4: the fumes out of my eyes.

642
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:17,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it feels like you would probably have to

643
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:18,920
Speaker 3: lay down plastic or something.

644
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:19,480
Speaker 4: Yeah.

645
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:20,760
Speaker 3: Have you ever made hot sauce?

646
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:22,800
Speaker 4: I was there when my friend made it in his

647
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:24,800
Speaker 4: house in Brooklyn, and he and his wife had to

648
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:28,360
Speaker 4: kind of vacate the property for an afternoon. It was

649
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,920
Speaker 4: like mustard gas in there. But the hot sauce is

650
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:31,320
Speaker 4: really good.

651
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:33,640
Speaker 3: I bet are you a big hot sauce eater?

652
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 4: In general? I am?

653
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:36,000
Speaker 3: Okay, Do you have a favorite.

654
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 4: There is a couple who used to run the restaurant

655
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:43,680
Speaker 4: a zet Here Spencer and Sabrina, And I'm blanking on

656
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:46,680
Speaker 4: their hot sauce company, but they have some really great

657
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:50,680
Speaker 4: like homemade hot sauces. This was a zet On Sunset. Yeah,

658
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:51,560
Speaker 4: great restaurant.

659
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:52,920
Speaker 3: I never went, and then it closed down.

660
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:54,880
Speaker 4: Such a shame, A lot of shame.

661
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:57,400
Speaker 3: They're the great place, but they have their own hot

662
00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:59,240
Speaker 3: sauce they do you are these people?

663
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:01,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm to look it up while we're talking.

664
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:04,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know what that's called advertise sauce on this

665
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:06,200
Speaker 3: Do you have like a mainstream hot sauce you like

666
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 3: so Racha?

667
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:11,880
Speaker 4: I really kind of escalated from Tabasco in my youth

668
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:16,640
Speaker 4: and then right up to through Racha, which goes on everything. Right,

669
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:21,040
Speaker 4: every breakfast food needs it. There's a zab sauce that

670
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:22,280
Speaker 4: they do at wax Paper.

671
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:25,800
Speaker 3: I love so good, excellent new It's entered my life

672
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:26,920
Speaker 3: in the last year or so.

673
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, I adore it. Very versatile.

674
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 3: Yes, you can put it on any any meal of

675
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:34,600
Speaker 3: the day. Great for breakfast. This is kind of a

676
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:37,240
Speaker 3: famously anti Tabasco podcast.

677
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:43,320
Speaker 4: Not a fan. Really, it's just vinegar. What are That's

678
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:44,000
Speaker 4: the problem.

679
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:48,680
Speaker 3: Now we finally do the of the problem. We've uncovered

680
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:52,560
Speaker 3: the psychological problem. I have no just it's for me vinegar?

681
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:52,840
Speaker 4: What are?

682
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:53,080
Speaker 2: Uh?

683
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:55,880
Speaker 3: I don't know, maybe if I'm eating crawfish or something.

684
00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:57,720
Speaker 3: I've never even had crawfish.

685
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:00,360
Speaker 4: As soon as you said that, I was like, can

686
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:04,360
Speaker 4: I get a crawfish bowl tonight. I'm trying to think.

687
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 3: I feel like there's one in West Hollywood or something

688
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 3: that's like maybe near the Crazy rock and Roll Sushi Place.

689
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 4: Is that what it's called? Yeah, probably Crazy rock and

690
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:19,560
Speaker 4: Roll Sushi. That's a mechanical bowl, And I feel.

691
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:23,600
Speaker 3: I'm picturing there's some sort of crawfish places a crawfish

692
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:25,480
Speaker 3: what's a crawdaddy.

693
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:27,320
Speaker 4: Daddy?

694
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:29,800
Speaker 3: Did I say crawdaddy or did I say crawdaddy?

695
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:31,760
Speaker 4: Is that a band? Is that like a ska band?

696
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 3: Is that a real big fish?

697
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 4: There's something.

698
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:39,440
Speaker 3: Scas on its way back. It's absolutely on its way

699
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:42,000
Speaker 3: back on. Lisa's got a knowing look on their face.

700
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:46,120
Speaker 3: But we don't know what the mystery could possibly be here.

701
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 3: Let's see here here comes the mic.

702
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:54,760
Speaker 4: It just seems as though Crawdaddy's is a restaurant in Gallinburg, Tennessee.

703
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:58,240
Speaker 4: So how would I possibly know that?

704
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,000
Speaker 2: Guess is as good as fine?

705
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:04,560
Speaker 3: That must be another term for something if I just,

706
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:07,480
Speaker 3: out of my own brain invented the word crawdaddy, there's

707
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:10,560
Speaker 3: something seriously wrong with familiar though.

708
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:14,320
Speaker 4: Crawdaddy it's a reverse Mandela effecting.

709
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:20,479
Speaker 3: Wow, that's fascinating. I've got my little pineapple here. Are

710
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 3: you a big pineapple eater?

711
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:24,760
Speaker 4: You know, there's a weird thing that I have where

712
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:28,520
Speaker 4: I'm not allergic to apples or pineapples, but when I

713
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 4: eat them raw like that, it makes my mouth feel weird.

714
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:32,440
Speaker 3: Do you get canker saws?

715
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:35,920
Speaker 4: No, it just makes it feel itchy, a little weird. Yeah,

716
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:39,160
Speaker 4: I have really terrible seasonal allergies. I don't know if

717
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:41,840
Speaker 4: it's connected to that. Right. That's a big battery of

718
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:44,600
Speaker 4: blood tests years ago to figure out why I was

719
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 4: sneezing so horribly all the time. And they're like, well,

720
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:50,200
Speaker 4: you're allergic to like asperilligus, which is a fungus that

721
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:54,200
Speaker 4: grows on all vegetation and in standing water. Wood's easy

722
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 4: to avoid. Yeah.

723
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:59,080
Speaker 3: Wow, So are you ever able to enjoy an apple

724
00:33:59,160 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 3: or a pineapple?

725
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 2: Uh?

726
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:05,440
Speaker 4: Yeah? And when you do, like voiceover jobs, they oftentimes

727
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:07,400
Speaker 4: have green apples to cut up and eat because it

728
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:10,120
Speaker 4: really helps with your like addiction, It like really makes

729
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:12,280
Speaker 4: your really your consonant's really crisp.

730
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:15,160
Speaker 3: Is it just like burning up your saliva or something.

731
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:18,160
Speaker 4: That burns away all the excess stuff.

732
00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:20,920
Speaker 3: But meanwhile, your mouth is so itchy. Yeah, you got

733
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 3: to scratch your mouth.

734
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:24,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, that doesn't make any sense to me. Well, they

735
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:27,319
Speaker 4: give all voice actors peanut butter like the dogs in

736
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:30,160
Speaker 4: Homer Bounds. That looks like you're so they can do

737
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:30,839
Speaker 4: two things at once.

738
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:35,520
Speaker 3: That makes perfect sense. It makes absolutely perfect sense. But

739
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:41,040
Speaker 3: you can eat a baked apple, yes, hot pineapples, delicious, hot.

740
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:43,279
Speaker 4: Pineapples, pineapple, and I'm not against it. You were talking

741
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:46,319
Speaker 4: about people who are vocally against tomatoes. People get really

742
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 4: offended by Hawaiian pizza, which I don't Pizza is fine.

743
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:56,160
Speaker 3: That's that is an imagined personality trait. Yeah, it tastes delicious. Yeah,

744
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:59,399
Speaker 3: at worst it doesn't taste great. Yeah, people freak out.

745
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:02,759
Speaker 4: That's a bar that I would take in so many situations.

746
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:06,399
Speaker 4: At worst, it doesn't taste great. Have you ever been

747
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:10,280
Speaker 4: to the chain restaurant Islands. I've been, I've never eaten.

748
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 4: I live with some friends and decided I wasn't going

749
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:17,880
Speaker 4: to partake. Yeah, because you're like, well, at worst it's

750
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:19,080
Speaker 4: not gonna taste good at all.

751
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:21,000
Speaker 3: What happens that? I like, why do you bring up Islands?

752
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:23,719
Speaker 4: Because they have something called the Yaki tacos, which is

753
00:35:23,719 --> 00:35:27,319
Speaker 4: like karaaki chicken with pineapple on them okay, and tomatoes

754
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:31,040
Speaker 4: okay in a soft flower tortilla. And it's good. It's

755
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:35,359
Speaker 4: not bad. I mean, if my memory of being seven

756
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:37,440
Speaker 4: years old serves me, well, were you.

757
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:40,000
Speaker 3: Tricked into ordering it? Or did you get this on purpose?

758
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:43,640
Speaker 4: Yeah? The waiters there so fast, I mean, or even

759
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:45,520
Speaker 4: though there's like a whole plate of pineapples.

760
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:49,560
Speaker 3: I'm going to say that that's not a patently bad idea. No,

761
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:51,920
Speaker 3: but what I know about islands, I don't know that

762
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:54,200
Speaker 3: they would be the first restaurant I would trust to

763
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:56,439
Speaker 3: make that dish. Yeah, I don't know that they would

764
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:57,640
Speaker 3: be the place that I'd be like, Oh, they're going

765
00:35:57,680 --> 00:35:58,520
Speaker 3: to have a great tomato.

766
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,040
Speaker 4: I took a fine with pine There's a good like

767
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:04,880
Speaker 4: burger chicken sandwich somewhere that has like an entire like

768
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:06,200
Speaker 4: disc of pineapple.

769
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 3: Makes sense, It's just a sweet fruit. Yeah, sweet savory,

770
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:15,080
Speaker 3: that makes sense. Teraioki feels like we left it behind

771
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:17,480
Speaker 3: it about nineteen ninety eight. Where did teraoki go?

772
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:20,080
Speaker 4: Where did it go? I really missed teriaki.

773
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:22,719
Speaker 3: You used to be able to go every mall had terioki,

774
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 3: And now to get a decent Taraoki.

775
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:27,439
Speaker 4: I have no idea where to turn, God I would

776
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:29,719
Speaker 4: I couldn't even tell you where to go for tariaki.

777
00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:31,120
Speaker 3: And you're proving my place right.

778
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:34,600
Speaker 4: Twenty twenty three, The Year of Tariaki. Taraki to Los

779
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:37,400
Speaker 4: Angeles is bringing back the yaki to your life.

780
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:40,960
Speaker 3: I would kill for a good taraoki place. It's just,

781
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:43,759
Speaker 3: you know, it's kind of salty sweet. I mean, it's

782
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:47,120
Speaker 3: probably deeply unhealthy, but throw that on some the.

783
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,600
Speaker 4: Sugar and the salt all in one. That's really.

784
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 3: But I think it's maybe I should make some home.

785
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:57,600
Speaker 3: What would that be? It's like soy sauce, honey, ginger, ginger.

786
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:00,279
Speaker 4: That's a lot of ginger, a lot of garlic. I mean,

787
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:05,040
Speaker 4: if I can cook with sabby horse reddish, probably some vinegar.

788
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 4: Now we're just making Tabasco fish sauce. That's always good.

789
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:13,839
Speaker 3: Fish sauce is a real good secret ingredientent. People are

790
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 3: freaked out by it.

791
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:17,480
Speaker 4: It smells really bad, but it tastes really good.

792
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:19,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can put it. I mean, so many things

793
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:22,120
Speaker 3: rely on fish sauce. Yeah, so many of our favorite

794
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:24,719
Speaker 3: dishes have that in them. Yeah, what is it just

795
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:26,759
Speaker 3: an umami or something that it brings.

796
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:28,480
Speaker 4: To a dish that must be it. Yeah, okay, because

797
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:28,920
Speaker 4: it's not.

798
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:31,880
Speaker 3: Really Once it's in the food, you're not tasting fish. No,

799
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:34,160
Speaker 3: as far as I know. But now maybe I'll start

800
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:38,719
Speaker 3: looking into it. But yeah, I missed Terioki and I'm

801
00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:42,719
Speaker 3: trying to school's getting out of school, the school near

802
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:46,480
Speaker 3: my house. I do not understand the school schedule there.

803
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:49,320
Speaker 3: I feel like they will go weeks and the no

804
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:51,560
Speaker 3: one's there. It'll be the middle of the school here,

805
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:55,399
Speaker 3: and then suddenly the principal is making an announcement. Maybe

806
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:58,520
Speaker 3: there's just a principal trapped there. That's right to send

807
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:02,400
Speaker 3: out an principal. School principals there, they give them a

808
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:06,759
Speaker 3: whole empty school for years at a time. Learn to

809
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 3: be a principal. Your mom's a sixth grade teacher. She

810
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 3: is actively.

811
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:15,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, twenty ninth year. I think, get her terrific.

812
00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:17,160
Speaker 3: Did you teach public?

813
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:18,160
Speaker 4: Private? Public?

814
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:20,960
Speaker 3: Oh wonderful, god, bless god, bless you go. Did you

815
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,600
Speaker 3: ever go visit the class or anything?

816
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:25,160
Speaker 4: I did? Yeah, And she was actually when I was

817
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:27,440
Speaker 4: in sixth grade, she was for a time a substitute

818
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:29,640
Speaker 4: teacher for my sixth grade class at a different school.

819
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:33,480
Speaker 4: Oh my god. Yeah, was that embarrassing? No, it was cool.

820
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:36,839
Speaker 4: She's a cool teacher, Okay, but yeah, yeah, that was.

821
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:41,239
Speaker 3: Were the other kids aware it was your mom?

822
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:42,640
Speaker 4: Yes, okay, very aware.

823
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:44,719
Speaker 3: I mean that's kind of She's kind of got a

824
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:47,520
Speaker 3: great position there because the kids can't torture her like

825
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:51,440
Speaker 3: they would other substitute teachers. Right, yeah, because other substitute

826
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:53,960
Speaker 3: teachers not a not an easy position to be in.

827
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:56,520
Speaker 3: Where did you go to elementary school in Utah?

828
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:59,719
Speaker 4: In Utah, South Jordan, Utah, So you did not get

829
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:03,680
Speaker 4: these sex ed day in fifth or sixth grade?

830
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:06,440
Speaker 3: That you certainly got that, you know, the uncomfortable. I

831
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:09,400
Speaker 3: think I got a deodorant I wouldn't use for years,

832
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:12,960
Speaker 3: a baseball card that was immediately thrown away, and then

833
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:15,279
Speaker 3: just kind of a quiet drive home with.

834
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 4: Yourberty's coming slugger. We had this day. The girls got

835
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:24,160
Speaker 4: it a year before the boys in my elementary school

836
00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:27,960
Speaker 4: because they start things earlier, and this amazing thing happened

837
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:30,040
Speaker 4: where like they had an afternoon where they went off

838
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:32,600
Speaker 4: and like got education and we just got to have recess.

839
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:35,319
Speaker 4: But as soon as you took the girls away, like

840
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:37,279
Speaker 4: our class which had never done this before, Like there

841
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:40,480
Speaker 4: was immediately like fistfight, yelling at the substitute teachers like

842
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:43,120
Speaker 4: what is gotten into you? Boys? Like what is going

843
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 4: on right here? It's like you took away the moderating influence.

844
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:49,360
Speaker 3: It's incredible. That really is full Lord of the Flies situation.

845
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:52,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, we had a con she was crazy.

846
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:56,120
Speaker 3: No they I think in my school they called it

847
00:39:56,280 --> 00:40:02,440
Speaker 3: maturation day or talk or something thing. And uh, I

848
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:05,600
Speaker 3: feel like any kid who had cable already knew everything

849
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:06,920
Speaker 3: they were going to tell us. And then there was

850
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:10,720
Speaker 3: me just put in of like what was that HBO

851
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:11,759
Speaker 3: show like Real Sex?

852
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:14,520
Speaker 2: Yeah?

853
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:16,680
Speaker 3: I think I was probably the one kid who was like,

854
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:18,839
Speaker 3: oh I everyone quiet down, I need to hear this,

855
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:23,520
Speaker 3: but walked away probably more confused than I entered. And

856
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:26,919
Speaker 3: then uh, yeah, what an interesting thing they do? Why

857
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:28,520
Speaker 3: does your parent have to be there?

858
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:30,680
Speaker 4: Right? Wait? Oh they brought your parents in?

859
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:33,440
Speaker 3: Your parent did not that kids went with their dad's

860
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 3: sons went with their fathers daughter day. It actually, now

861
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 3: now that we're really talking about it feels like a

862
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:44,920
Speaker 3: terrible idea because if a kid doesn't have both parents,

863
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:48,399
Speaker 3: it seems like a sad situation could be happening there.

864
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:52,080
Speaker 4: Show your cards. As a family, you learn about sex

865
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:56,399
Speaker 4: that is not ideal. I'm here to shame the Maturation Day.

866
00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:59,320
Speaker 4: Any whoever was in charge of that should be really

867
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:04,520
Speaker 4: feeling that now. What today is in Los Angeles? Saturation Day?

868
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:05,040
Speaker 2: Right?

869
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:05,840
Speaker 3: Am? I?

870
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:06,200
Speaker 4: Right?

871
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:13,320
Speaker 3: Okay? Dorothy is loudly booing off Mike.

872
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:15,880
Speaker 4: Dogo.

873
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:19,279
Speaker 3: Before this pineapple has had any other snacks other than

874
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:22,160
Speaker 3: sabby peas in it, just for.

875
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,720
Speaker 4: A time, a little ceramic elf so I could transport

876
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:27,399
Speaker 4: it safely in the car, very cute, very thin. It's missing.

877
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:29,400
Speaker 4: I think I broke part of the pineapple height. Is

878
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:32,879
Speaker 4: that broken? Or maybe it seems no, that's purposeful? Oh yeah,

879
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:34,600
Speaker 4: I don't know what the point is supposed to go

880
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:35,040
Speaker 4: in there?

881
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:37,399
Speaker 3: What does that makes no sense? There's like a little

882
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:38,120
Speaker 3: not It's like.

883
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:40,480
Speaker 4: A food serving tray. It's like you stick a fondue

884
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:41,000
Speaker 4: thing in there.

885
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:44,759
Speaker 3: I guess what, like a stick through there, through the

886
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:47,120
Speaker 3: little hole, or maybe a little little bug crawl in.

887
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:49,279
Speaker 3: It's like a little house for an ant that would

888
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:54,839
Speaker 3: be cute. Maybe a worm. Practically, I don't understand why

889
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:55,279
Speaker 3: as a.

890
00:41:55,239 --> 00:41:59,080
Speaker 4: Notch, but the twenty four is selling Marcel to Shell merchandise.

891
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:04,080
Speaker 3: Worm in a pineapple merch. Oh, it's a Richard Scary pineapple.

892
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:09,560
Speaker 3: Richard Scary goes to Hawaii. What are you eating with

893
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:11,160
Speaker 3: Sabby Pas? Are you watching TV?

894
00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:14,360
Speaker 4: What are you doing? Yes, watching a baseball game that

895
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:18,360
Speaker 4: isn't an official baseball game in the middle of the

896
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:24,320
Speaker 4: day on a weekday, just staring off into the distance.

897
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:31,320
Speaker 4: I was doing this show in South Africa in October

898
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:36,759
Speaker 4: twenty sixteen, great time for America and the Dodgers were

899
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:39,600
Speaker 4: in the playoffs. But with the time difference, what I

900
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:41,680
Speaker 4: did was I would get home from work at like

901
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:45,080
Speaker 4: six pm, immediately go to sleep, and then wake up

902
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:47,360
Speaker 4: at two o'clock in the morning and watch the Dodgers

903
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:49,799
Speaker 4: in the playoffs from two am to six am, and

904
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:53,799
Speaker 4: then go back to work. And that was crazy. That

905
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:57,040
Speaker 4: sounds terrible. It was really burning the candle of both

906
00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 4: ends there. How long did that go?

907
00:42:58,719 --> 00:42:58,839
Speaker 3: For?

908
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:03,600
Speaker 4: Like two weeks? It feels like i'nhealthy behavior. Yeah, I know,

909
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:05,720
Speaker 4: it's very healthy. I was in bed at six six pm.

910
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:08,439
Speaker 3: How did you will yourself to sleep at six pm?

911
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 4: That's how invested I was.

912
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:12,880
Speaker 3: It's like a kindergarteners sleep schedule.

913
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:15,280
Speaker 4: That's so crazy.

914
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:19,319
Speaker 3: Wow, are you watching anything else on TV right now,

915
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:22,719
Speaker 3: anything that someone who's never hit a baseball could relate to.

916
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:24,440
Speaker 4: Just watched Last of Us.

917
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:27,160
Speaker 3: I'm three episodes in need. I have a lot of

918
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:29,360
Speaker 3: catching up, but now a lot of weight is crushing me.

919
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:32,040
Speaker 3: But it's nice though, because you you still have stuff

920
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:34,560
Speaker 3: to watch. Like now we've got like two years probably

921
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:36,880
Speaker 3: until there's more comment true, if I watch one a month,

922
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:39,640
Speaker 3: season two will be just coming around.

923
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:41,839
Speaker 4: Make it like a Lord of the Rings release, like

924
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:48,359
Speaker 4: watch everything click. Yeah. Yeah, I played that game when

925
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:51,479
Speaker 4: it came out, So I've been really enjoying the little

926
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:54,520
Speaker 4: references they'll do. Like when Pedro Pascal is like I

927
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:56,480
Speaker 4: need this role of duct tape, You're like, yeah, I

928
00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:59,480
Speaker 4: remember that we were gathering duct tape in that building.

929
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:00,319
Speaker 1: Yeah.

930
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:02,319
Speaker 3: I played the game too, and I remember that the

931
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:04,120
Speaker 3: sound of the duct tape. I feel like every time

932
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:06,239
Speaker 3: you picked it up or something, you hear like the

933
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:09,480
Speaker 3: duct tape stretching. Yeah, what a satisfying sound.

934
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:11,960
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, so how you'd make a shive? Right right?

935
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:13,960
Speaker 3: It's like, now I know I've created something that can

936
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:17,920
Speaker 3: kill a mushroom creature. I will say this is my

937
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,759
Speaker 3: one complaint about the TV show. I get a little

938
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:23,920
Speaker 3: bit of a haunted house scared. Acter vibe from the

939
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:27,319
Speaker 3: people with the mushroom heads interesting and it makes me

940
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:29,680
Speaker 3: not scared. I need to be scared of them. And

941
00:44:29,719 --> 00:44:33,280
Speaker 3: I just think this is like this person's was ringed about,

942
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:39,600
Speaker 3: don't worry, They're not allowed to touch you. I'm a

943
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:40,640
Speaker 3: universal horror.

944
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:46,360
Speaker 4: It's the Boston exactly.

945
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:50,440
Speaker 3: You've truly ruined the show for me. I'm now.

946
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:55,600
Speaker 4: No one dies. It's really happy. I mean, they finally

947
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:59,240
Speaker 4: get their way to Disney World. I've heard though these

948
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:03,520
Speaker 4: like terrifying haunted houses in like San Diego, near like

949
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:06,040
Speaker 4: the military base there, because their website is like we've

950
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:09,200
Speaker 4: made a soldier cry. Oh no, it's like you sign

951
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:11,759
Speaker 4: a waiver and they like kidnap you and put you

952
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:14,520
Speaker 4: in a coffin and everything like that doesn't sound fun

953
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:14,839
Speaker 4: at all.

954
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:18,360
Speaker 3: Where are you in life that that's what you need?

955
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:22,080
Speaker 3: You're like, I need to feel that nothing. I mean,

956
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:24,080
Speaker 3: maybe that's where I am. I'm just talking about how

957
00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:27,719
Speaker 3: I'm not scared of the mushroom people. I mean, look

958
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:32,160
Speaker 3: for me in San Diego. October twenty twenty three. Who's

959
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:34,400
Speaker 3: running this? That seems like something that you find on

960
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:35,920
Speaker 3: the dark web or something.

961
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:38,759
Speaker 4: That probably is on that. Yeah.

962
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:40,720
Speaker 3: Wow, I hope I never get to that point.

963
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 4: You get Twitter blue, you sign up for an automatic.

964
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:47,680
Speaker 3: Elon meets you at the door. We're gonna bury you alive.

965
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:49,400
Speaker 4: That's a very evolved of humor.

966
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:55,680
Speaker 3: Oh God, push him into a river. Well, I've got

967
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:58,640
Speaker 3: my little pineapple. I'll be well, probably one of these

968
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:02,640
Speaker 3: peas a day until they're gone, and then I will

969
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:05,000
Speaker 3: refill it with my next favorite snack. I don't know

970
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:05,600
Speaker 3: what it'll be.

971
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:07,080
Speaker 4: What is your favorite snack?

972
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:09,640
Speaker 3: That's a good question. I mean, obviously I talk about

973
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:12,640
Speaker 3: cookies and NonStop on this podcast. I love a cookie,

974
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:15,239
Speaker 3: but as far as a savory snack, I love a

975
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:19,080
Speaker 3: cheese nip. I love a cheese it. I love just

976
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:24,880
Speaker 3: like a raw piece of cheese. I love a string cheese,

977
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:27,360
Speaker 3: a lot of cheese related items.

978
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:31,480
Speaker 4: What else do I like a cashew? Do you have

979
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:35,680
Speaker 4: any other favorite snacks? All kinds, I guess, But yeah,

980
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:37,960
Speaker 4: I saw a kid eating bules in the airport and

981
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:40,439
Speaker 4: I was like, wow, it's been a second. Put those

982
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:42,640
Speaker 4: on each little fingertip, look like a witch.

983
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:47,480
Speaker 3: I think that's where the enjoyment of bugles ends. Once

984
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:50,399
Speaker 3: you're actually chewing them. You're like, this is It's a styrofoam,

985
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:52,680
Speaker 3: disgusting snack. I had so much fun with them on

986
00:46:52,719 --> 00:46:54,960
Speaker 3: my fingers. I was a witch and now I'm eating

987
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:57,720
Speaker 3: kind of a bacteria filled bad snack.

988
00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:01,960
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, I like the snacks of the variety where

989
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:06,239
Speaker 4: like the little thing you would strip the plastic off

990
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:09,400
Speaker 4: the top and it had a container for liquid cheese

991
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:13,640
Speaker 4: crackers and then like a little red applicator. I loved

992
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:17,320
Speaker 4: that smear the cheese on the cracker. I love that

993
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:18,120
Speaker 4: that sort of snack.

994
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:21,600
Speaker 3: There is probably an island of those applicators in the Atlantic,

995
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:24,120
Speaker 3: But I did love that it was a little it

996
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:26,080
Speaker 3: felt like a little art project you were doing.

997
00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:26,520
Speaker 1: You have to.

998
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:29,840
Speaker 4: Assemble lunchables or you're like, I'm constructing a pizza and

999
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:31,200
Speaker 4: no point will just get hot.

1000
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:32,000
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1001
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 3: But also every one of those snacks it was. It's

1002
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:38,080
Speaker 3: actually a bad thing for kids with filthy hands, because

1003
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:40,160
Speaker 3: they demand that the kid just be touching them and

1004
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:41,520
Speaker 3: touching them and touching them.

1005
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:45,480
Speaker 4: Black with asphalt dust from Planet Recess exactly.

1006
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:49,319
Speaker 3: And the cheese and whatever those were called was not

1007
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:51,400
Speaker 3: quite liquid. It wasn't quite solid.

1008
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:52,600
Speaker 4: It was like a polymer.

1009
00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:54,560
Speaker 3: It was like a like a kulk or something. You

1010
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:56,760
Speaker 3: could put that in holes in your wall or something.

1011
00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:59,200
Speaker 4: Now, that would be a delicious house to live in.

1012
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:06,000
Speaker 3: Cheese wigwam, that's a cute idea for a mouse, picturing

1013
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,279
Speaker 3: a mouse kind of punching a hole in the wall

1014
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:10,000
Speaker 3: in anger and then having to patch it up with

1015
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:15,800
Speaker 3: some cheesebaste. You never know. Yeah, I do anything cheese based.

1016
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:19,719
Speaker 3: I'm on board with anything salty, I will eat immediately.

1017
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:21,560
Speaker 4: Humboldt fog. Have you had that cheese?

1018
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:22,080
Speaker 2: Oh? No?

1019
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:28,200
Speaker 4: What's this farm shop? Okay, about a forty year drive

1020
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:32,959
Speaker 4: across town. Yeah, it's really good. Humboldt fog, bolt fog.

1021
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:35,080
Speaker 4: What is it like? What would you compare it to?

1022
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:40,280
Speaker 4: It's it's it's really funky cheese.

1023
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:43,640
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm a late in life blue cheese eater. It

1024
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:46,480
Speaker 3: took me a long time to acquire the taste. But

1025
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:49,719
Speaker 3: I'm basically on board now. I can eat almost any

1026
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:52,279
Speaker 3: other cheese, but blue cheese I'm still have. I have

1027
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:54,319
Speaker 3: to be prepared to eat it. I have to know

1028
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:56,960
Speaker 3: it's coming to me. But with a you know, with

1029
00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:59,399
Speaker 3: a wall, a pecan or something.

1030
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:01,879
Speaker 4: You don't want to be that flavor profile. Oh that's

1031
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:04,879
Speaker 4: not something that's exploding in your mouth. The first time

1032
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:09,879
Speaker 4: I had Uni the sushi dish, it was presented as

1033
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:12,880
Speaker 4: the dessert, and I thought I was having orange sorbet.

1034
00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:15,919
Speaker 4: Oh boy, it was not orange sorbet. So it took

1035
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:17,439
Speaker 4: a couple of years to get back on that train,

1036
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:19,920
Speaker 4: But now I love any It was presented as the dessert.

1037
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:22,920
Speaker 4: It was in like a little sorbet cup and it's orange,

1038
00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:24,480
Speaker 4: and I'd never seen it before. I was like, oh,

1039
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:27,200
Speaker 4: I was like sixteen. I was like, oh delicious. I

1040
00:49:27,239 --> 00:49:29,719
Speaker 4: was very surprised with gonads.

1041
00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:34,520
Speaker 3: Goodbye, goodbye Uni. Yeah, that's not a great idea. I

1042
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:35,440
Speaker 3: think we should play a game.

1043
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:36,160
Speaker 4: Let's play a game.

1044
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:38,799
Speaker 3: Let's play a game called Gift or a Curse. I

1045
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:40,640
Speaker 3: need a number between one and ten from you.

1046
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 4: Seven. Okay.

1047
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:45,200
Speaker 3: I have to do some light calculating in order to

1048
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:47,759
Speaker 3: get our game pieces. So right now you have the mic.

1049
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:50,200
Speaker 3: You can recommend, promote, do whatever you want. I'll be

1050
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:50,719
Speaker 3: right back.

1051
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:55,080
Speaker 4: Alrighty, what's going on right now? I will be in

1052
00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:58,399
Speaker 4: the upcoming film written and directed by Zoe Krevitz called

1053
00:49:58,480 --> 00:50:01,880
Speaker 4: Pussy Island, starring mi Aki and Channing Tatum that should

1054
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:05,120
Speaker 4: be coming out this summer. What else I'm in something

1055
00:50:05,239 --> 00:50:07,680
Speaker 4: that's secret that I can't say I was in, but

1056
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:12,640
Speaker 4: I shouted in Toronto last month, and I guess that's

1057
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:13,840
Speaker 4: all perfect.

1058
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:16,920
Speaker 3: Everybody goes see the secret project that Haley's working on

1059
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:19,680
Speaker 3: and what was the other thing.

1060
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:20,640
Speaker 4: Called Pussy Island?

1061
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:22,160
Speaker 3: Oh, pussy Island? What is it about?

1062
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:25,319
Speaker 4: Zoe did a really smart thing where she named it

1063
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:27,200
Speaker 4: that and then did a lot of press when she

1064
00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:30,000
Speaker 4: announced it, going I'm not changing the title. That's the title.

1065
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:32,759
Speaker 4: So MGM is like, all right, that's gonna be what

1066
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:34,960
Speaker 4: it's called. Yea.

1067
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:37,120
Speaker 3: She really got them in a corner though, Oh yeah,

1068
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:37,680
Speaker 3: that's great.

1069
00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:43,080
Speaker 4: It's a I can't say what it's about. Oh, I

1070
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:44,960
Speaker 4: was just about to launch into what's it about? But

1071
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:46,200
Speaker 4: I can.

1072
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:48,680
Speaker 3: I've got to buy a ticket and go see what

1073
00:50:48,719 --> 00:50:51,920
Speaker 3: that's all about. Yeah, okay, Well, we're gonna play Gift

1074
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,479
Speaker 3: or a Curse. This is how we play. I'm gonna

1075
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:55,759
Speaker 3: name three things. You're gonna tell me if they are

1076
00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:58,680
Speaker 3: a gift or a curse and why, and then I'll

1077
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:00,799
Speaker 3: tell you if you're right or wrong, because there are

1078
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:04,640
Speaker 3: correct answers. This first one is a listener suggestion from

1079
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:08,040
Speaker 3: somebody named Lauren or Lauren nobody ever knows what that name?

1080
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:11,920
Speaker 3: Gift or a curse? Cinnamon gum, cinnamon gum.

1081
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:15,640
Speaker 4: I think that's a gift. What is it that brand

1082
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:20,040
Speaker 4: called Zeit or something like. I remember being really enchanted

1083
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:22,920
Speaker 4: with the cinnamon gum in high school when you really

1084
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:24,680
Speaker 4: think there's a chance that someone's going to care that

1085
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:27,799
Speaker 4: your breath is good, so you're kind of housing that

1086
00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:34,120
Speaker 4: all the time, so you think it's a gift. Yeah, Heyley,

1087
00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:37,640
Speaker 4: you're absolutely correct. I love cinnamon gum. It's great.

1088
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:41,120
Speaker 3: It's I mean, there are some complications. A lot of

1089
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:45,720
Speaker 3: cinnamon gum is extremely brittle, it's like a dry bone.

1090
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:50,000
Speaker 3: But the flavor's wonderful, the color's wonderful. Does it freshen

1091
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:52,120
Speaker 3: our breath? I don't know that it entirely does. It

1092
00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 3: almost makes your mouth hotter, which is not great. But

1093
00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:57,200
Speaker 3: it's more of a treat. A little cinnamon a tree, small.

1094
00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:00,360
Speaker 4: Version of the cinnamon challenge. Eating that whole packet.

1095
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:02,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would like to see somebody put a full

1096
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:06,400
Speaker 3: mouthful of cinnamon gum. What was the brand you were saying, Zeis,

1097
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:07,000
Speaker 3: But I.

1098
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:09,560
Speaker 4: Think that was the infomercial for the male enhancement thing

1099
00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:13,680
Speaker 4: that they'd play on on the NFL Network crossover product. Well, Dorothy,

1100
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:15,719
Speaker 4: you love cinnamon, Dorothy freak.

1101
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:19,200
Speaker 3: Dorothy is Yeah, she's so excited about this so Zeit

1102
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:20,520
Speaker 3: may not be a gum.

1103
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:24,920
Speaker 4: No, it's za is it. I Also, do you remember that

1104
00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:31,600
Speaker 4: rainbow zebra gum that immediately immediately lost the flavor.

1105
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:32,799
Speaker 3: Less than a second of fruit.

1106
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:34,440
Speaker 4: As soon as you and.

1107
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:36,359
Speaker 3: The tattoo lasted even less.

1108
00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:38,840
Speaker 4: There was a oh that's right, there was a tattoo.

1109
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:40,920
Speaker 3: And it was like just watercolor that just led on

1110
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:44,520
Speaker 3: your skin. It was such a bad product. It's Hannah,

1111
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:50,080
Speaker 3: it goes right in. It was Hannah adjacent. The flavor

1112
00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:52,200
Speaker 3: of fruit stripe was really good for that one second

1113
00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:52,560
Speaker 3: at last.

1114
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:54,560
Speaker 4: It was and yeah, you just like it's the hit.

1115
00:52:54,719 --> 00:52:55,919
Speaker 4: You don't, Yeah, you just keep.

1116
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:59,200
Speaker 3: Six And those packs were so thick that you can

1117
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:02,560
Speaker 3: kind of squeeze. If only they could have captured that

1118
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:05,840
Speaker 3: flavor for a longer period of time, we flavor scientists.

1119
00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:09,319
Speaker 3: If you're out there, losers, get on the ball strip please.

1120
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:12,759
Speaker 4: Stripe in Los Angeles.

1121
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:15,080
Speaker 3: Both of those products need to comes back in a

1122
00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:19,160
Speaker 3: big way. Okay, you got one right, excellent job number two.

1123
00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:22,360
Speaker 3: This is from somebody named Rachel, and she has suggested

1124
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:26,520
Speaker 3: gift her a curse bachelorette party shirts and then in parentheses,

1125
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:29,319
Speaker 3: wife of the party, gift her a curse.

1126
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:32,239
Speaker 4: The shirt says wife of the party. That is a

1127
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:35,840
Speaker 4: curse why something has gone wrong at that bachelorette party.

1128
00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:40,200
Speaker 4: And then you're wearing it because it's the last shirt

1129
00:53:40,239 --> 00:53:43,080
Speaker 4: you have. Something happened to the other shirt at the

1130
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:48,480
Speaker 4: bachelorette party. Yeah, that's that's just I'm getting I'm getting

1131
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:51,680
Speaker 4: cursed vibes from from seeing that shirt in the airport.

1132
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:54,240
Speaker 4: Probably just saw it in the Phoenix airport.

1133
00:53:56,520 --> 00:54:02,279
Speaker 3: It adds up perfectly. Unfortunately, wrong gift. What do I

1134
00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:04,400
Speaker 3: have to do to get a wife of the party shirt?

1135
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:06,960
Speaker 3: I think that sounds like a gift to me. I

1136
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:08,959
Speaker 3: would wear that every day of my life. I would

1137
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,880
Speaker 3: wear that to a baptism. Wife of the party. This

1138
00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:15,880
Speaker 3: sounds like a wonderful time you could go anywhere in

1139
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:17,840
Speaker 3: that formal casual work.

1140
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,680
Speaker 4: All right, I'm gonna wear one now night today. Yeah

1141
00:54:20,719 --> 00:54:24,720
Speaker 4: you should to wear yeah, wife of the party.

1142
00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:26,120
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know if there are other types

1143
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:28,839
Speaker 3: of bachelorette puns that they're putting on shirts. But at

1144
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:31,719
Speaker 3: least with this example a gift and you don't get

1145
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:33,280
Speaker 3: the point, that's fine.

1146
00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:35,799
Speaker 4: I like the trend now that people are doing co

1147
00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:38,360
Speaker 4: ed bachelor bachelorette parties, Like it's.

1148
00:54:38,239 --> 00:54:39,480
Speaker 3: Such a good idea to me.

1149
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:43,080
Speaker 4: I feel like, yeah, because if it's like gender segregated,

1150
00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:46,880
Speaker 4: it's like, well, you're hoping that something horrible happened, Like.

1151
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:50,120
Speaker 3: Bad behavior kind of gets tamped down when everyone has

1152
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:54,480
Speaker 3: to continue just being a normal person rather than like

1153
00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:59,480
Speaker 3: diving into their worst instincts. Bachelor party culture not for me,

1154
00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:01,040
Speaker 3: why the party teacher?

1155
00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:01,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's me.

1156
00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:05,279
Speaker 3: That's kind of my core. Okay, you didn't get the point.

1157
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:09,120
Speaker 3: You failed that one huge, That's okay. Number three from

1158
00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:14,200
Speaker 3: somebody named Kyle Gift or a curse three sixty photo booths.

1159
00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:15,279
Speaker 3: Are you familiar with these?

1160
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:20,480
Speaker 4: Yeah? I like those? Why I may have just why?

1161
00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:24,520
Speaker 4: I think I just did one with the Party Down

1162
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:28,840
Speaker 4: premiere and didn't they have one? I think they had one. Actually,

1163
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:31,440
Speaker 4: I feel like they had that camera for the speeches

1164
00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:33,840
Speaker 4: at the Oscars this year, which felt kind of strange,

1165
00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:36,719
Speaker 4: like like they were like there was no camera right

1166
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:38,520
Speaker 4: in front of the people but you still felt like

1167
00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:40,840
Speaker 4: you were right there and like a like a a

1168
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:43,879
Speaker 4: head's up display or something like. Yeah, but no, it's fun,

1169
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:46,439
Speaker 4: you know. It's like the boomerang app. You get to

1170
00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:50,480
Speaker 4: try and do something that looks fun forwards and backwards. Right, yeah, right,

1171
00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:52,280
Speaker 4: So you're saying a gift. I think it's a gift,

1172
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:53,520
Speaker 4: but I have a feeling that I'm wrong.

1173
00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:58,120
Speaker 3: They won out of three Enough enough with these photo

1174
00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:03,800
Speaker 3: step and repeat technologies. I'm so sick of seeing. I

1175
00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:07,600
Speaker 3: can't do it. I'm so uncomfortable with it. We've got

1176
00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:10,480
Speaker 3: and who knows what what's next? If after the three

1177
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:12,640
Speaker 3: sixty photo booth, what are we going to be doing?

1178
00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:18,279
Speaker 3: I can't even begin to imagine what obnoxious thing boots

1179
00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:20,959
Speaker 3: seven twenty. Now that's an eighty photo booths where you're

1180
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:23,520
Speaker 3: just sick looking at it. Everybody's nauseous.

1181
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:26,279
Speaker 4: Thank you Tony Hawk for helping me count upwards by

1182
00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:26,719
Speaker 4: one eighty.

1183
00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:29,440
Speaker 3: He really did a lot for us in the nineties.

1184
00:56:29,680 --> 00:56:33,239
Speaker 3: Every student ten eighty snowboarding, and Tony Hawk really led

1185
00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:36,440
Speaker 3: us to be able to multiply that way. What happens

1186
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:39,680
Speaker 3: after ten eighty though nobody knows, No one ever.

1187
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:41,680
Speaker 4: Fairly cannot even imagine.

1188
00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:45,440
Speaker 3: No mathematician or scientist could tell you. Nobody knows what

1189
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:51,600
Speaker 3: scepter ten eighty nine. Um, okay, so you got one

1190
00:56:51,600 --> 00:56:52,160
Speaker 3: out of three?

1191
00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:55,560
Speaker 4: Not great, horrible? Can I have to repeat this grade?

1192
00:56:56,040 --> 00:57:01,080
Speaker 3: You didn't fail completely, but you did fail. We hate

1193
00:57:01,080 --> 00:57:03,400
Speaker 3: to see it, but that's okay. This is the final

1194
00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:06,040
Speaker 3: segment of the podcast. It's called I said no emails.

1195
00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:09,160
Speaker 3: People write into I Said no gifts at gmail dot

1196
00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:11,160
Speaker 3: com with whatever the hell they want to ask me.

1197
00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:13,760
Speaker 3: The listeners have all kinds of problems in their lives,

1198
00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:17,280
Speaker 3: largely gifts and social related. But whatever, I try to

1199
00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:20,760
Speaker 3: help them. My listeners are I mean their lives are

1200
00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:22,800
Speaker 3: you know when you're listening to this podcast that you're

1201
00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:27,440
Speaker 3: you're in a hard spot. You're the wife of the party,

1202
00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:30,320
Speaker 3: you just woke up. You're wearing a wife of the

1203
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:35,360
Speaker 3: party shirt sixty degrees spinning around you. Life is hell.

1204
00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:37,840
Speaker 3: Would you help me help somebody?

1205
00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:38,360
Speaker 4: I'd love to.

1206
00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:41,680
Speaker 3: Okay, let me read one of these Okay, this is Hybrids.

1207
00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:44,640
Speaker 3: You're a lovely guest, very nice. I guess my question

1208
00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:49,120
Speaker 3: is was there another part of this email that I

1209
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:51,480
Speaker 3: didn't read? I don't know. I guess My question is,

1210
00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:53,320
Speaker 3: how do you ask someone if they still have a

1211
00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:56,040
Speaker 3: gift you gave them. The best gift I ever gave

1212
00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:59,640
Speaker 3: was a horde of phones. We share a birthday, same day,

1213
00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:02,400
Speaker 3: same year. I feel like some part of this email

1214
00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:04,520
Speaker 3: is missing or something happened, because I feel like there's

1215
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:08,360
Speaker 3: information that is assumed, but I'll keep reading anyway. We

1216
00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:11,840
Speaker 3: share a birthday, so as our eighteenth birthday approach, I

1217
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:14,520
Speaker 3: started thinking of what I might give her as a gift.

1218
00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:16,720
Speaker 4: Something got deleted. Who cares.

1219
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:19,600
Speaker 3: Being from a large family prone to hoarding, I happened

1220
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:21,840
Speaker 3: to know that there was in my house a drawer

1221
00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:25,120
Speaker 3: full of old phones that were wireless house phones, my

1222
00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:28,280
Speaker 3: mom's old blackberries, a few antennaed cell phones from the

1223
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:31,920
Speaker 3: early two thousands, and even my old pink Motorola Raser

1224
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:34,440
Speaker 3: the flip phone kind I know what that is. I

1225
00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:38,160
Speaker 3: artfully arranged these phones in a clear plastic pretzel container

1226
00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:41,720
Speaker 3: and added some minimal decoration. This was around eight years ago,

1227
00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:44,000
Speaker 3: and we lost touch for a while. I can tell

1228
00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:47,160
Speaker 3: you why when I moved away for college. But I

1229
00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:49,600
Speaker 3: sometimes wonder if she still has the horde of phones.

1230
00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:53,720
Speaker 3: She's now my friendly neighborhood dealer. Okay, this is a

1231
00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:57,400
Speaker 3: whole movie. We're missing information, but who cares? But I

1232
00:58:57,480 --> 00:58:59,600
Speaker 3: wish I knew if there was a polite way to

1233
00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:02,360
Speaker 3: ask what happened to my gift from so many years ago?

1234
00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:04,960
Speaker 3: Thanks so much for your help, Love the Pod. Love

1235
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:07,560
Speaker 3: you too, Katie from Chicago, Love you.

1236
00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:08,120
Speaker 4: Too, Katie.

1237
00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:11,160
Speaker 3: So, Katie, I don't know what happened with this email.

1238
00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:13,440
Speaker 3: This is no I'm not taking any of the blame

1239
00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:16,800
Speaker 3: here or blaming Katie or blaming her dealer and this

1240
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:20,080
Speaker 3: mysterious relationship. But she's basically wondering, how do you find

1241
00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:22,640
Speaker 3: out if somebody still has that gift you gave them?

1242
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:25,560
Speaker 4: You are buying drugs from this person. I feel like

1243
00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:27,280
Speaker 4: they'll be okay with you, going, hey, you still got

1244
00:59:27,320 --> 00:59:29,200
Speaker 4: those phones I gave you last year.

1245
00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:33,160
Speaker 3: I don't know, this could be a very tense relationship.

1246
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:35,320
Speaker 3: Maybe they're meeting in secret, they're sitting down on a

1247
00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:38,200
Speaker 3: bench in the park and they don't know each other. Yeah,

1248
00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:40,320
Speaker 3: that sort of thing, trying to keep it under wraps.

1249
00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:42,920
Speaker 4: Something with the ziploc bag full of razors.

1250
00:59:44,920 --> 00:59:48,520
Speaker 3: You can play snake on this one. I mean, I

1251
00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:51,360
Speaker 3: feel like, at least in this situation, this is how

1252
00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:53,400
Speaker 3: you do it. You if you want to be subtle

1253
00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:55,440
Speaker 3: and you want to get somebody a gift, or you

1254
00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:58,280
Speaker 3: want to know you said their birthday is approaching, you say, hey,

1255
00:59:58,280 --> 01:00:01,000
Speaker 3: I was thinking about getting you a giant jug of

1256
01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:03,040
Speaker 3: cell phones. You don't have to have any of those,

1257
01:00:03,160 --> 01:00:05,320
Speaker 3: do you. I feel like that's a decent way to

1258
01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:05,880
Speaker 3: get into that.

1259
01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:09,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's there's always a fun way of like especially

1260
01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:11,720
Speaker 4: if you're already at the store buying someone a gift

1261
01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:13,680
Speaker 4: and like you're like, oh wait, they already have this,

1262
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:16,480
Speaker 4: and then sending a text like hey, like remember we

1263
01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:19,840
Speaker 4: were all hanging out playing with that food massager, Right,

1264
01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:21,440
Speaker 4: what are you talking about?

1265
01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:21,600
Speaker 1: Oh?

1266
01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:25,840
Speaker 4: Okay, good, all right. Actually, my sister's birthday was last

1267
01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:30,520
Speaker 4: week and I had a memory of her boyfriend playing

1268
01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:33,760
Speaker 4: a theremon at their house and she has like a

1269
01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:37,400
Speaker 4: carbal tunnel injury, and I was like, so so artless.

1270
01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:39,920
Speaker 4: I was like, was that carpal tunnel thing from playing

1271
01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:43,640
Speaker 4: with that theremon? She's like what It's like, you know,

1272
01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:48,280
Speaker 4: all right, well you're not getting it, can you?

1273
01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:50,600
Speaker 3: I wonder can you get carbal tunnel from a theremon?

1274
01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:53,720
Speaker 3: Probably you'd have to be going pretty hard. Ian Incubus

1275
01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:58,120
Speaker 3: was like they did. I saw them live at the

1276
01:00:58,200 --> 01:01:01,600
Speaker 3: Duck Pond and they had a theramy. Feeling a lot, Haley,

1277
01:01:02,040 --> 01:01:04,000
Speaker 3: I had just given my best friend a whole bag

1278
01:01:04,040 --> 01:01:10,440
Speaker 3: of phones. Wow, Haley, is Katie from Chicago.

1279
01:01:10,520 --> 01:01:11,240
Speaker 4: I am.

1280
01:01:11,880 --> 01:01:14,280
Speaker 3: I played a theremon for the first time a few

1281
01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:16,280
Speaker 3: years ago or a couple of years ago at a

1282
01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:19,720
Speaker 3: friends and extremely difficult thing to be very hard.

1283
01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:23,280
Speaker 4: It is witchcraft like, so precise the positions, and you

1284
01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:24,640
Speaker 4: have to do it with two hands too.

1285
01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:27,760
Speaker 3: It makes it's strange that anyone was ever able to

1286
01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:30,920
Speaker 3: learn how to use that thing. I would obviously. It's

1287
01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:35,120
Speaker 3: a beautiful, bizarre instrument, but almost impossible if you don't

1288
01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:37,040
Speaker 3: know what you're doing. It's not like a piano where

1289
01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:38,720
Speaker 3: you can eventually bang out something.

1290
01:01:38,840 --> 01:01:42,360
Speaker 4: You can't play chopsticks on a theremon, but you should try.

1291
01:01:42,680 --> 01:01:48,360
Speaker 3: I would love to hear chopsticks. Yeah, that's a well,

1292
01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:51,720
Speaker 3: we're learning so much. Incubis had a theremon player. They

1293
01:01:51,760 --> 01:01:53,400
Speaker 3: should have gone harder on the theremon. I think they

1294
01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:54,520
Speaker 3: would probably still be a band.

1295
01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:57,320
Speaker 4: Are they still a band? Okay?

1296
01:01:57,520 --> 01:02:01,800
Speaker 3: My apologies to the ink. Back to Katie though, Katie,

1297
01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:04,720
Speaker 3: I mean I've already given you your answer, just offer

1298
01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:08,480
Speaker 3: to give her another jug of the phones or threatened

1299
01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:13,280
Speaker 3: to cut off your buying of the drug deal, tell

1300
01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:15,680
Speaker 3: me I won't be buying.

1301
01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:18,320
Speaker 4: Hopefully a nice decent drug.

1302
01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:24,600
Speaker 3: Hopefully, hopefully this wholesome plant based Yeah, hopefully the whoever

1303
01:02:24,640 --> 01:02:28,200
Speaker 3: this mysterious woman is isn't selling Katie math. But we

1304
01:02:28,240 --> 01:02:31,280
Speaker 3: don't know because apparently I deleted the email.

1305
01:02:31,360 --> 01:02:33,560
Speaker 4: It's the email is not promising on that front.

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Speaker 3: We really don't know what the situation is. But Katie,

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Speaker 3: go ahead and break into our house just to ask.

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Speaker 4: Just break into her house and ask, or.

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Speaker 3: Scour your local thrift stores for the gift. And if

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Speaker 3: you come upon it and your heart is broken and

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01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:53,680
Speaker 3: you're bawling in a good will, that's that's a little

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Speaker 3: story for later. Yeah, and the drugs will help. The

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01:02:57,280 --> 01:03:00,760
Speaker 3: drugs will help to get over that little problem.

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Speaker 4: Haley.

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Speaker 3: We answered the question. I don't know if I would

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Speaker 3: say perfectly, I would probably say more than perfectly.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, just answered.

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Speaker 3: We gave it an are all. We did everything we

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Speaker 3: could for Katie. If she if that doesn't help, nothing

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Speaker 3: will the things we do, Haley. I now have my

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Speaker 3: little pineapple. I've got probably six months worth of peas

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01:03:23,880 --> 01:03:26,840
Speaker 3: in here. Because they're about nine peas. I'll eat one

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Speaker 3: every three weeks or so. I don't know if the

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Speaker 3: math there adds up, it doesn't matter. M thank you

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01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:35,000
Speaker 3: so much for being here, being here man, Thank you

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Speaker 3: for bringing Dorothy. Dorothy was a little pill, but thank

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01:03:38,040 --> 01:03:41,040
Speaker 3: you for tolerating this little ball. She's been terrific. And

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Speaker 3: I have no complaints. Nice.

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Speaker 4: You don't bark, Dorothy. God silence, silent menace.

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Speaker 3: Uh listener. Podcast is over. It stopped raining. I've kind

1331
01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:55,120
Speaker 3: of won in my current battle with Mother Nature if

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01:03:55,120 --> 01:03:58,920
Speaker 3: that's her real name. She and I will probably continue

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01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:01,360
Speaker 3: to do this, and I'll probably wake up to a

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01:04:01,360 --> 01:04:03,600
Speaker 3: flood in my home again tomorrow. I don't want to

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Speaker 3: send you off on this anxious note. There are birds singing.

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01:04:06,560 --> 01:04:09,320
Speaker 3: There is hope, hope for you to come back to

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Speaker 3: the podcast next week.

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Speaker 4: Goodbye.

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Speaker 3: I love you, I said. No Gifts is an exactly

1340
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Speaker 3: right production. It's produced by our dear friend Annalise Neilson,

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Speaker 3: and it's beautifully mixed by Leona Squilatchi. And we couldn't

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Speaker 3: do it without our guest booker, Patrick Kottner. The theme song,

1343
01:04:31,240 --> 01:04:35,280
Speaker 3: of course, could only come from miracle worker Amy Mann.

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Speaker 3: You must follow the show on Instagram. At I said,

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Speaker 3: no gifts. I don't want to hear any excuses. That's

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01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:43,240
Speaker 3: where you get to see pictures of all these gorgeous

1347
01:04:43,240 --> 01:04:45,200
Speaker 3: gifts I'm getting. And don't you want to see pictures

1348
01:04:45,240 --> 01:04:45,840
Speaker 3: of the gifts?

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Speaker 2: And I invit? Did you hear fun a man myself

1350
01:04:53,640 --> 01:05:00,800
Speaker 2: perfectly clear? When you're a guest to Mr. You gotta

1351
01:05:00,960 --> 01:05:02,560
Speaker 2: come to me empty.

1352
01:05:02,960 --> 01:05:09,200
Speaker 1: And I said, no, guest, your own presences presents enough.

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01:05:10,360 --> 01:05:14,680
Speaker 1: I already had too much stuff, So how do

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Speaker 2: You dare to surbe me