WEBVTT - Rush Limbaugh March 12th 2019 0:00:00.240 --> 0:00:03.240 San Francisco sadly isn't what it used to be. With 0:00:03.320 --> 0:00:07.520 all the crime, homelessness, drug abuse, and mountains of human feecees, 0:00:08.240 --> 0:00:11.319 the tourism industry is going down the crapper. In just 0:00:11.400 --> 0:00:15.400 one week in July, there were over sixteen thousand complaints 0:00:15.440 --> 0:00:20.160 of human poop on the streets folks. So the city fathers, 0:00:20.239 --> 0:00:23.880 the city mothers, and the city trans others got in gear. 0:00:24.400 --> 0:00:27.840 San Francisco has now instituted its very own human poop 0:00:27.960 --> 0:00:31.720 patrol jobs. Not hard to clean the poop you disinfect 0:00:31.800 --> 0:00:35.000 the area. There's money to be made here. The average 0:00:35.000 --> 0:00:38.760 San Francisco human poop patroller will earn a hundred eighty 0:00:38.760 --> 0:00:42.519 five thousand dollars a year, seventy one thousand dollars in salary, 0:00:42.560 --> 0:00:45.440 the rest and benefits. Now, in most of the country, 0:00:45.440 --> 0:00:47.920 a hundred eighty five thousand dollars is a pretty healthy 0:00:47.960 --> 0:00:50.400 amount of money. People would put up with a lot 0:00:50.440 --> 0:00:53.680 of poop for a paycheck like that. But before you 0:00:53.720 --> 0:00:56.560 put in your poop patrol application, I have a warning. 0:00:56.600 --> 0:00:59.240 In San Francisco, you won't be able to afford housing 0:01:00.000 --> 0:01:02.560 if you're only making a hundred eighty five thous dollars 0:01:02.560 --> 0:01:06.319 a year, so you'll be living well, if not on 0:01:06.360 --> 0:01:10.520 the streets, very near them, patrolling and cleaning up poop 0:01:10.920 --> 0:01:13.560 that you may not be able to get away from. 0:01:13.600 --> 0:01:15.880 You might end up being that close to it, so 0:01:15.920 --> 0:01:19.200 stop and think about this before you join the poop patrol. 0:01:23.920 --> 0:01:23.960 H