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Speaker 1: San Francisco sadly isn't what it used to be. With

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Speaker 1: all the crime, homelessness, drug abuse, and mountains of human feecees,

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Speaker 1: the tourism industry is going down the crapper. In just

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Speaker 1: one week in July, there were over sixteen thousand complaints

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Speaker 1: of human poop on the streets folks. So the city fathers,

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Speaker 1: the city mothers, and the city trans others got in gear.

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Speaker 1: San Francisco has now instituted its very own human poop

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Speaker 1: patrol jobs. Not hard to clean the poop you disinfect

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Speaker 1: the area. There's money to be made here. The average

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Speaker 1: San Francisco human poop patroller will earn a hundred eighty

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Speaker 1: five thousand dollars a year, seventy one thousand dollars in salary,

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Speaker 1: the rest and benefits. Now, in most of the country,

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Speaker 1: a hundred eighty five thousand dollars is a pretty healthy

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Speaker 1: amount of money. People would put up with a lot

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Speaker 1: of poop for a paycheck like that. But before you

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Speaker 1: put in your poop patrol application, I have a warning.

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Speaker 1: In San Francisco, you won't be able to afford housing

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Speaker 1: if you're only making a hundred eighty five thous dollars

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Speaker 1: a year, so you'll be living well, if not on

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Speaker 1: the streets, very near them, patrolling and cleaning up poop

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Speaker 1: that you may not be able to get away from.

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Speaker 1: You might end up being that close to it, so

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Speaker 1: stop and think about this before you join the poop patrol.

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