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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after today's Strawberry letter. But up next, nephew

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Speaker 1: Tommy right here with today's frank phone call. What you

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Speaker 1: got Nef Raymond in the closet, Steve's all time favorite

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Speaker 1: Raymond greatest in damn Prank'll go all right, let's go

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Speaker 1: catch up. Hello, Hello, Hey, who can you hear me?

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Speaker 1: You're bad? Who's there? This Raymond? Speak up? I can't

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Speaker 1: hear you. Who this is? Raymond? Man? Speak up? I

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Speaker 1: can't hear you. Who is this Raymond? Raymond? Raymond for

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Speaker 1: rand is my sister? Yes, what's up? What's up? Man?

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Speaker 1: What's up? Somebody in ok in the house? Theak in

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Speaker 1: the house right now? I'm in the hold on, hold on,

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Speaker 1: hold on, man, damn, I batter. Can't hear what you're saying.

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Speaker 1: Somebody that what somebody them broken house? I whant to

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Speaker 1: hear you're withering because they're in the house right now.

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Speaker 1: I'm wait a minute, Wait a minute. You're saying somebody

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Speaker 1: that broke in the house and they steal in there.

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Speaker 1: Somebody I'm broke in the house. I'm getting the house now.

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Speaker 1: Hold on, wait an you're saying somebody that broke it

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Speaker 1: to you damn house and they steal in there. Yes,

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Speaker 1: what you're don't see nothing? Now why you ain't called

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Speaker 1: the police. I'm in the closet. I'm in the closet

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Speaker 1: and I'm trying to get somebody to hold on, hold on. Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. Man. You're saying, somebody

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Speaker 1: in the house, in your damn house, white, not just Okaya,

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Speaker 1: where you live at, where you live at. I'm hold

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Speaker 1: thirty six straight because I'm a thirty two a hand

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Speaker 1: you know what? Hold on after the car lod you wait, wait, wait,

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Speaker 1: wait wait, man, you know what what Wait a minute,

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Speaker 1: don't got them? Please, you've seen you to the hould

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Speaker 1: somebody said you know you're gonna kill you and you're

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Speaker 1: talking about you don't want them arrest it. We've got

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Speaker 1: some illegal stuff. Don't call nobody. Don't wait a minute.

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Speaker 1: Wait wait, now you're saying hold on. You're saying, don't

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Speaker 1: call the damn loss. You don't go to the house.

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Speaker 1: Call week they got it? And that's a Nickels in

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Speaker 1: the house or doing. Man, what you got man? You

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Speaker 1: know what is bad? Doc? You know what you've seen

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Speaker 1: your something there that's probably while they're in the house.

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Speaker 1: Now you have set you up in the house. That's

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Speaker 1: who in there and there that's I guarantee you that

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Speaker 1: what you what you got in there? And you know what, man,

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Speaker 1: let me tell you something. I'm gonna tell you the

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Speaker 1: best thing to do even doing the people in your

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Speaker 1: house right now, you need the chillers. Let me call man,

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Speaker 1: you need to let me call the daymn Low because

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right down you can't get don't

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Speaker 1: do that. I'm gonna but you know what, man, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna tell you, don't come back. You'll say done. Now.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you now, I get called alone. I

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Speaker 1: get called alone. Hold on, I get my wife the

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Speaker 1: call right now. Don't call the police. Don't call because

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Speaker 1: it's too much my wife. Don man, But I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: tell you something honest, I can't do it. Thank you

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Speaker 1: for to go down there now. I'm gonna tell you

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Speaker 1: something I could cut this fool's tell me don't even

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Speaker 1: call the damn low. You know what, man, looking at

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Speaker 1: call To be honest with you, I'm going I ain't

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Speaker 1: gonna go down there. I'm gonna tell you right there now,

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Speaker 1: you know what. The first thing I'm gonna tell you

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Speaker 1: nothing now. I ain't gonna take my down there first

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Speaker 1: of us. They may be tapping my damn lying and

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Speaker 1: I ain't got to do with this. You're gonna get

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Speaker 1: do Listen, man, look, I could call it now, want one?

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Speaker 1: They didn't look, go ahead and call them because you

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Speaker 1: know what. You're gonna get your kid down now and

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Speaker 1: they don't know who you are. Man, you know what?

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Speaker 1: And I ain't gonna stay on this phone with you

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Speaker 1: so they can find out. You know what, call it lot.

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Speaker 1: I ain't getting that. I man, you must get that

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Speaker 1: a fool. I ain't gonna get an that one. So

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you what you can do. Got I

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Speaker 1: call it low after they had my wife right now,

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Speaker 1: you know what. You may not like it now, but

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Speaker 1: you appreciate me later, because you know when you have

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Speaker 1: to get your monk heads. Wait a minute, wait a minute,

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Speaker 1: just west, but I think the sign I think, man,

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Speaker 1: you know what, this is some crazy dot you to

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Speaker 1: set your up say nothing. I'm gonna try you shook

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Speaker 1: up for one. Don't get my damn low damn fool.

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Speaker 1: You gotta keep your month haads in that closet. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna tell you right now, you're a damn fool. You

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Speaker 1: walk out, because I'm gona tell you not. They show

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Speaker 1: gonna kill your stupid man. You know what, I ain't

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Speaker 1: gonna lie to you. Man. The only thing I can

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Speaker 1: tell you, Damn, I'm called a law. You feel to

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Speaker 1: go down, and I'm gonna tell you not, I ain't

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Speaker 1: going down with I don't know why you really even

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Speaker 1: call me unless you want some help, because I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: tell you right now, I ain't for the jump of

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Speaker 1: the eyes myself nor my damn family. Will you I

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Speaker 1: want to think I could do? I can help you

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Speaker 1: out in one way. I'm called a law. Now, my

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Speaker 1: wife's got a cellphone. What you want me to do?

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Speaker 1: Will you get me? You must be a damn boo.

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Speaker 1: I'm not. I ain't going down, but i ain't going

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Speaker 1: you know what. Man? Look look, I can't get in there,

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Speaker 1: and my wife did not were to count the police.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now, they're gonna calm you.

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Speaker 1: Can you can you hear me? I can hear you?

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Speaker 1: Your damn mouth shut up? Shut? Can you shut your

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Speaker 1: damn mouth right now? Can you hear me? Shut out.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what the hone. That's why they don't

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Speaker 1: shoot the shut don't peek out that damn dope. Did

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Speaker 1: I say something? Man, you need to shift your damn

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Speaker 1: most don't look. This is nephew timing from the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey want to show you know what you just got

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Speaker 1: pranked by? Man, y'all, y'all something dirty? I do dare well, Man,

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Speaker 1: you just got pranked by your boy. Wind down, man,

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Speaker 1: I'm sweating like hey, up in this damn house withdrawals. Ooh, man,

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Speaker 1: you set up here, I want to play with man.

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Speaker 1: Look at here, boy, I'm sweating like here. Why are

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Speaker 1: you sweating? It was for the because I damn sure

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Speaker 1: no one to come down to the house. That's a show.

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Speaker 1: I know you aren't coming to that. I heard it

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Speaker 1: in your voice. I say, okay, you know what. He

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Speaker 1: ain't coming to get me. Man, I'm gonna be here

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Speaker 1: right now. Man, I might need to take on for

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Speaker 1: word board. Hey. Let me ask you something, man, what

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Speaker 1: is the baddest radio show in the land. Can't be

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Speaker 1: nobody but the Steve Harvey's Morning Show with that nephew Tommy.

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Speaker 1: He's crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Are you talking about Rhonda Brother? Yeah? Women women, women,

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Speaker 1: they were man, you lie, shut you damn out shut.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna you're gonna get your more cask right now?

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Speaker 1: What you want me to do? I'm calling law. But

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Speaker 1: that's all I can do. I ain't coming down there.

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Speaker 1: I ain't coming down there. I ain't got nothing to

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Speaker 1: do with this hire. I'm calling law. What you want

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Speaker 1: me to do? What ver brenda h? What you want

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Speaker 1: me to do? I don't know how you come up

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Speaker 1: with him? Tommy, I really the left side. Surely, let

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Speaker 1: me explain yourself to you. A lot of people use

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Speaker 1: the right side of they brain. I used the majority

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Speaker 1: of the time, okay, and that's where all the creative

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Speaker 1: stuff is on the left. And a lot of people

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Speaker 1: don't know that. A lot of people don't know how

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Speaker 1: to go there and use that side. Some people are

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Speaker 1: just stuck on the right. And you know, I'm just

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Speaker 1: happen to people like that. Well, thank you for breaking

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Speaker 1: that down in your brain to the left. Okay, what's

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Speaker 1: everything he does in his brain to the left? All right?

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Speaker 1: Thank you left brained people. Coming up next, Strawberry letter,

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Speaker 1: we'll get into it. You're listening to the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show