WEBVTT - Episode 112: Masters TIme 0:00:01.720 --> 0:00:03.880 Gambling was something that I did. 0:00:04.240 --> 0:00:06.880 This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble. 0:00:07.120 --> 0:00:10.800 One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table. 0:00:10.840 --> 0:00:13.840 A podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love 0:00:13.880 --> 0:00:14.520 of gambling. 0:00:14.560 --> 0:00:16.280 One bet, another bet, another bet. 0:00:16.120 --> 0:00:18.560 Without doing the actual gambling. 0:00:18.840 --> 0:00:20.360 You're a coward. 0:00:20.440 --> 0:00:22.160 It's easy to have a scapegoat. 0:00:22.360 --> 0:00:25.319 And now joined by Bad Larry, Shay and Irving and 0:00:25.440 --> 0:00:26.759 Dylan the graphics guy. 0:00:27.040 --> 0:00:27.840 I have friends. 0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:31.720 Here's Dan Patrick, all right. 0:00:31.640 --> 0:00:34.640 He starting lineup is here, Bad Larry joining us on 0:00:34.680 --> 0:00:37.839 the phone. Shay and Irving is here with a fresh 0:00:37.880 --> 0:00:42.479 new haircut. We got Dylan the graphics guy, Picture Deray 0:00:42.520 --> 0:00:47.280 and Marvin also in the studio as well. Any reason 0:00:47.400 --> 0:00:48.760 for the new haircut there? 0:00:49.040 --> 0:00:50.919 Just let him know where I'm at, Danny, where are 0:00:51.000 --> 0:00:56.800 you at? You know, in Fairfield County. Sometimes people get 0:00:56.840 --> 0:00:59.280 too comfortable, and I got to remind him who the 0:00:59.320 --> 0:01:02.080 hell I am and what I'm about. Okay, let the 0:01:02.120 --> 0:01:07.520 flag fly? Okay, well what flag? You know the fact 0:01:07.560 --> 0:01:11.600 that I'm not a conventional resident of Fairfield County and 0:01:11.640 --> 0:01:14.639 if shit pops off, they're going to get their ass whooped. 0:01:14.800 --> 0:01:16.679 It's like the American flag boat with an X. 0:01:17.920 --> 0:01:19.679 Wait when were you last in a fight. 0:01:20.560 --> 0:01:22.280 I got a fight in the Black Duck like six 0:01:22.319 --> 0:01:26.320 months ago. Yeah, okay, Dylan, when's the last time you 0:01:26.360 --> 0:01:26.720 were in a. 0:01:26.640 --> 0:01:32.720 Fight, Probably like right after college? Okay, battle longer than 0:01:32.760 --> 0:01:34.640 Shay the forty year old man. 0:01:35.560 --> 0:01:37.160 Bat Larry, last time you were in a fight? 0:01:38.560 --> 0:01:43.880 Yeah, forty five years ago and nothing? Yeah, in the 0:01:43.920 --> 0:01:45.039 last forty years for sure. 0:01:45.840 --> 0:01:48.480 Was it a skirmish forty years ago or an actual fight? 0:01:49.360 --> 0:01:50.960 No brawl? 0:01:52.120 --> 0:01:56.400 Yeah it was it roadhouse like I mean were their 0:01:56.480 --> 0:01:57.520 chair is thrown and. 0:01:59.600 --> 0:02:03.840 Yeah it was. It was a bad, bad fight. Just 0:02:03.880 --> 0:02:06.000 shit happened forty years ago. There were no guns there 0:02:06.040 --> 0:02:07.800 or no knives. You had to fight. You had to fight, 0:02:07.880 --> 0:02:08.120 that's it. 0:02:09.680 --> 0:02:11.040 Yeah, there weren't guns and knives. 0:02:11.080 --> 0:02:14.079 Forty might understand, Dylan, I'm sure doesn't. 0:02:14.360 --> 0:02:17.559 Damn Wow Wow, Larry, I'll beat your fucking. 0:02:21.360 --> 0:02:22.880 I missed that crack. 0:02:23.160 --> 0:02:24.280 Yeah, is Larry. 0:02:24.120 --> 0:02:30.160 Getting in an argument with your cardiologist doesn't count as. 0:02:26.840 --> 0:02:30.520 A speaking of missing crack. 0:02:31.840 --> 0:02:36.200 Okay, So let me recap. Does anybody really care non 0:02:36.240 --> 0:02:38.960 football here because you guys are not doing well? Well, 0:02:39.040 --> 0:02:43.200 fucking March madness is for the birds, Danny, I'm remoked. Well, 0:02:43.480 --> 0:02:47.280 Jay uh let's see, you lost five units, so you're 0:02:47.440 --> 0:02:50.520 down twelve units. Dylan lost one and a half, you're 0:02:50.560 --> 0:02:53.079 down seventeen and a half. Bad Larry lost five year 0:02:53.200 --> 0:02:55.400 like this is it's embarrassing. 0:02:55.480 --> 0:02:57.560 Then it's a swing, a weekly swing. 0:02:57.720 --> 0:03:00.000 Yeah, Danny long Ear, It's a swing and a miss 0:03:00.080 --> 0:03:03.520 is what it is. Yeah, all right, well maybe we'll 0:03:04.320 --> 0:03:07.600 do some football bets. Shaye just told us that he's 0:03:07.639 --> 0:03:09.640 going to the Masters next next week. 0:03:09.800 --> 0:03:12.960 Yes, okay, yeah, Wednesday, Thursday, going to the Masters. Have 0:03:13.040 --> 0:03:15.560 you been there before? Never entered the lottery every year 0:03:15.600 --> 0:03:18.160 the last I don't know, fifteen years, never got nothing. 0:03:18.840 --> 0:03:22.880 Buddy's job. They sponsor some golfer who ain't even gonna 0:03:22.919 --> 0:03:25.880 make it, but he got an extra ticket. Yeah, okay, 0:03:25.880 --> 0:03:26.600 it's gonna be weird. 0:03:26.639 --> 0:03:27.240 That's huge. 0:03:27.360 --> 0:03:29.320 So you go to the practice round on Wednesday. 0:03:29.400 --> 0:03:32.160 Yeah, and then we're flying out Thursday night late, so 0:03:32.480 --> 0:03:35.000 we'll be there all day Thursday, and you know, I'm 0:03:35.000 --> 0:03:37.160 probably gonna get some looks. I didn't think about the 0:03:37.200 --> 0:03:40.840 Masters when I got the haircut. I probably would have waited. 0:03:41.600 --> 0:03:43.800 I would wear a hat. Yeah, I think I'm gonna 0:03:43.800 --> 0:03:44.880 wear that a big guys. 0:03:44.760 --> 0:03:48.120 There, Yeah, because for those of you that you're listening 0:03:48.160 --> 0:03:53.160 to the podcast, how would you describe Shay's haircut there too. 0:03:54.320 --> 0:03:57.520 I mean, there's a bunch of ways you could describe it. 0:03:57.520 --> 0:03:59.720 It sounds like he would have fit right in at 0:03:59.720 --> 0:04:02.880 the Master's maybe one hundred and fifty years. 0:04:02.960 --> 0:04:05.240 They didn't have the Master's one hundred and fifty years. 0:04:05.640 --> 0:04:06.360 Ninety years ago. 0:04:06.640 --> 0:04:10.880 Yeah, yeah, it's that masters is Marvin likes to say. Yeah, 0:04:11.040 --> 0:04:15.680 so Shae has got white walls, so the sides are 0:04:15.760 --> 0:04:17.920 just shaved and then you have long hair. 0:04:17.839 --> 0:04:19.680 On top, yeah, slick back. 0:04:20.279 --> 0:04:23.440 Yeah, some tattoos are visible as well. Yeah. I mean 0:04:23.600 --> 0:04:25.160 it's a good crowd as far you know. I got 0:04:25.160 --> 0:04:26.360 a pistol in the side of my head, so it's 0:04:26.360 --> 0:04:29.239 a good crowd for that. A lot of NRA members there, 0:04:29.839 --> 0:04:32.680 but i'd be yeah, I think they'll enjoy that and 0:04:32.800 --> 0:04:35.400 appreciate it. But uh, i'd wear a hat. Yeah, I'm 0:04:35.400 --> 0:04:38.840 not the normal spectators. One of these days we reveal 0:04:38.920 --> 0:04:41.680 your identity. Yeah, let's go, Danny, I don't give a 0:04:41.680 --> 0:04:42.320 shit anymore. 0:04:42.360 --> 0:04:42.880 You don't. 0:04:43.279 --> 0:04:44.520 Let's rock and roll, man. 0:04:44.960 --> 0:04:47.920 Okay, Well, now people can piece it together. There's gonna 0:04:47.920 --> 0:04:49.080 be the guy with the gun tattoo. 0:04:49.240 --> 0:04:49.960 Yeah that's true. 0:04:50.080 --> 0:04:51.040 Yeah, yeah, i'd wear a hat. 0:04:51.080 --> 0:04:52.760 Well, not only that Vegas it was the same ship. 0:04:52.839 --> 0:04:54.120 People were like, go, hey, what's up show. 0:04:54.160 --> 0:04:59.599 It was like, oh, yeah, you look like shit. Thanks No, no, 0:04:59.680 --> 0:05:03.679 I look like shade the same thing. What what mar Shaye? 0:05:03.680 --> 0:05:05.960 Did you ask DP for VIP treatment? 0:05:06.200 --> 0:05:09.080 Yeah, Danny, what's up for the masters? 0:05:09.160 --> 0:05:10.120 Oh you're on your own? 0:05:10.160 --> 0:05:10.640 Thanks a lot. 0:05:10.800 --> 0:05:14.839 You could call Bill Gates. Huh what is any a 0:05:14.839 --> 0:05:16.120 member of Augusta. 0:05:15.720 --> 0:05:18.919 Who cares man like? I would talk to Bill Gates 0:05:18.960 --> 0:05:22.320 after what he did to us, all turning the frogs 0:05:22.360 --> 0:05:23.240 gay things like that. 0:05:23.320 --> 0:05:25.120 Come on the florid thing. 0:05:26.040 --> 0:05:30.440 Okay, so there's no special treatment. You're gonna get. The 0:05:30.560 --> 0:05:33.720 membership gets special treatment. You're all you need to do 0:05:33.839 --> 0:05:36.960 is you'll load up. Your beers. Don't cost you anything. 0:05:37.360 --> 0:05:39.200 Your sandwiches don't cost you anything. 0:05:39.160 --> 0:05:39.640 Like two bucks? 0:05:39.720 --> 0:05:42.040 Right yeah, yeah, yeah, they don't price gounge you there. 0:05:42.440 --> 0:05:45.839 Merchandise they might do that. You go into a huge tent. 0:05:46.560 --> 0:05:50.039 It's just all merchandise. I gotta buy some ship. I 0:05:50.040 --> 0:05:50.839 gotta buy something. 0:05:50.839 --> 0:05:52.520 You can mail it home from there, so you don't 0:05:52.520 --> 0:05:53.159 even have to bring. 0:05:53.000 --> 0:05:54.240 In And are you in shape? 0:05:54.600 --> 0:05:57.800 What are you talking about like walking? Yeah, I can walk, Nanny, No, 0:05:57.880 --> 0:06:00.680 I mean you're gonna be walking. There's it's hilly, you're 0:06:00.680 --> 0:06:03.080 gonna walk along? Yeah, I can walk, Danny. You can 0:06:03.120 --> 0:06:05.760 smoke on the Master's course? Can you bang heaters? 0:06:07.000 --> 0:06:07.240 All right? 0:06:07.240 --> 0:06:08.120 At least maybe? 0:06:08.279 --> 0:06:11.039 I don't know where would you throw the cigarette? I 0:06:11.040 --> 0:06:12.880 guess because they probably arrest you if you put that 0:06:12.880 --> 0:06:15.760 ship out on the grass. Yeah, they wouldn't like on site. Yeah, 0:06:17.360 --> 0:06:19.159 portable ash tray. I can wear it on a fucking 0:06:19.200 --> 0:06:19.920 wrist or something. 0:06:20.279 --> 0:06:21.720 Bring a dip? 0:06:22.360 --> 0:06:24.279 Uh bad, Larry, have you been to the Masters? 0:06:24.920 --> 0:06:26.520 I have not been to the Masters, but I hear 0:06:26.560 --> 0:06:31.240 it's I hear it's unbelievable and Shay, yeah you're not. 0:06:31.279 --> 0:06:33.760 Could be smoking on the grounds and everything I hear 0:06:33.839 --> 0:06:37.160 is dirt cheap and definitely buy all your friends their ship. 0:06:37.360 --> 0:06:40.080 I wonder if that extends to, like, you know, the 0:06:40.080 --> 0:06:42.359 party favors as far as price goes. Do they not 0:06:42.480 --> 0:06:45.040 price gouge at the Master's Cocaine? 0:06:45.440 --> 0:06:51.240 They don't sell it on the grounds. A lot of bankers, 0:06:51.320 --> 0:06:53.080 a lot of bankers at the Masters. 0:06:53.279 --> 0:06:54.560 I bet I could score at the Masters. 0:06:54.600 --> 0:06:58.400 Yes, Ray, it says here you can smoke at Augusta 0:06:58.520 --> 0:06:59.200 as a visitor. 0:06:59.400 --> 0:07:02.040 Fuck yeah, Okay, they're gonna I'm gonna be so easy 0:07:02.080 --> 0:07:03.680 to point out, Danny, you're gonna see me on TV. 0:07:05.680 --> 0:07:08.040 Yeah, who's the guy flicked the cigarette butts in the bunker? 0:07:08.240 --> 0:07:08.440 Yeah? 0:07:10.080 --> 0:07:13.960 Actually there is an inside track for you. Condy Rice 0:07:14.600 --> 0:07:17.720 is a member there, also a former graduate of the 0:07:17.760 --> 0:07:18.560 Harvard of the West. 0:07:18.600 --> 0:07:20.800 So maybe I can reach out and be like, my 0:07:20.840 --> 0:07:22.840 buddy's going to the Masters, what can you do for him? 0:07:23.040 --> 0:07:24.000 Canny smoke there. 0:07:23.960 --> 0:07:26.400 Chock full of warmongers and criminals. I can't wait. 0:07:26.480 --> 0:07:30.560 All right, let me recap bad, Larry. That wasn't pretty 0:07:30.760 --> 0:07:36.960 with college basketball. You've won two bets and then yeah 0:07:37.040 --> 0:07:41.760 and then uh shay you uh you got Alabama right, 0:07:42.200 --> 0:07:44.440 and you have Purdue winning March Madness. So those are 0:07:44.480 --> 0:07:49.240 the things that were positive for you opening day. That 0:07:49.360 --> 0:07:52.080 wasn't good either, not bad, not bad. 0:07:52.560 --> 0:07:54.960 I'm fine with that. Of course, the fucking you Darvish 0:07:54.960 --> 0:07:58.160 game goes over for the full nine innings and the 0:07:58.240 --> 0:08:00.000 Son of a Bitch was locked in for the first 0:08:00.080 --> 0:08:00.720 three and a half. 0:08:01.080 --> 0:08:04.200 Uh, Dylan, it's not good either. 0:08:04.320 --> 0:08:06.840 Bums of money, and I mean we on the Arizone 0:08:06.840 --> 0:08:08.240 I was going down at some point. 0:08:08.320 --> 0:08:12.000 Yeah, I fucking I told you they're the chargers of 0:08:12.360 --> 0:08:13.080 college bounds. 0:08:13.080 --> 0:08:16.080 Doesn't matter who the coach is at just every like. 0:08:16.040 --> 0:08:18.200 One of these days, right, they have to. 0:08:19.440 --> 0:08:23.720 All right, bad Larry is leading, which is not saying 0:08:23.760 --> 0:08:26.840 anything with this group so bad. I'll let you start 0:08:26.840 --> 0:08:30.720 out with your bedge, basketball and masters. 0:08:30.920 --> 0:08:33.520 Right, I understand we'll off next week. Yes, So I 0:08:33.600 --> 0:08:35.880 just got three top twenty masters. I went on my 0:08:35.960 --> 0:08:38.480 gambling site and they don't even have matchup. Shit, they 0:08:38.480 --> 0:08:41.000 got to live some live tournament going on. It's all 0:08:41.000 --> 0:08:43.600 I had action for. Okay, So I just had to 0:08:43.800 --> 0:08:46.200 take some old favors and then I threw one of them. 0:08:46.440 --> 0:08:50.520 So I want one union on Tom Kim Top twenty. Ray, 0:08:50.559 --> 0:08:52.400 You're gonna have to yell out what my aunts are 0:08:52.400 --> 0:08:53.360 because I had no idea. 0:08:54.040 --> 0:08:54.319 Okay. 0:08:54.480 --> 0:08:58.240 I have three guys, Tom Kim, Brooks Kopka, and Justin Thomas, 0:08:58.320 --> 0:08:59.240 all top twenties. 0:08:59.280 --> 0:09:01.840 Just one unity okay, yeah right. 0:09:01.800 --> 0:09:04.160 There are no lines out because it's early, but I'll 0:09:04.160 --> 0:09:06.360 put them in when they come out. Did you see 0:09:06.360 --> 0:09:10.079 where Justin Thomas he got rid of his Caddy bones MACI. 0:09:10.080 --> 0:09:12.480 Yeah, bones is Gonezo saw that on the Twitter. 0:09:12.559 --> 0:09:13.920 I figured that was probably. 0:09:14.240 --> 0:09:16.920 I mean, that's kind of like the shitty team firing 0:09:16.960 --> 0:09:19.560 their coach after a while, like it's not working out 0:09:19.760 --> 0:09:20.920 for no particular reason. 0:09:21.040 --> 0:09:23.760 Yeah, it might be the golfer I would think it. 0:09:24.360 --> 0:09:28.440 I just cage a bad layer of your basketball picks. 0:09:28.920 --> 0:09:32.400 Okay, First of all, how old is bones? He can't 0:09:32.440 --> 0:09:33.640 walk the Masters anymore? 0:09:34.400 --> 0:09:36.160 I think he was prepared to. 0:09:36.320 --> 0:09:41.360 That's yeah, no, bones, Bones is in good shape. I 0:09:41.360 --> 0:09:43.600 mean he built like a marathon or. 0:09:45.360 --> 0:09:50.120 All right, two units. So those three bests were the 0:09:50.120 --> 0:09:52.240 three Masters best were all one unit, and I won 0:09:52.360 --> 0:09:55.200 two units on Yukon minus eleven, two. 0:09:55.320 --> 0:09:59.120 Eleven and a half, eight eleven and a half, two. 0:09:59.040 --> 0:10:01.480 Years on Yukon minus eleven and a half, two units 0:10:01.480 --> 0:10:04.800 on the NC State plus nine yep. Oh, you know, 0:10:04.920 --> 0:10:07.240 throwing anything on top of that, okay, and then one 0:10:07.360 --> 0:10:10.480 unit on under the Connecticut game at one sixty and 0:10:10.520 --> 0:10:14.440 a half. Yep, okay. And then I want to since 0:10:14.440 --> 0:10:16.920 we're not gonna do anything next week, Ray, if you 0:10:16.960 --> 0:10:20.199 can get me a bet on Yukon versus Perdue in 0:10:20.280 --> 0:10:22.360 the finals, like pick the final and then pick Yukon 0:10:22.440 --> 0:10:25.280 as the winner. I'll take that. And then I want 0:10:25.559 --> 0:10:27.959 in that game. I'm pretty confident Yukon is going to 0:10:28.000 --> 0:10:31.079 be there. Just one unit on Yukon minus whatever the 0:10:31.120 --> 0:10:33.240 spread is against Umi. But whoever they play. 0:10:33.160 --> 0:10:37.160 Five and a half, five and a half versus Perdue. 0:10:38.800 --> 0:10:41.560 Okay, that's fine, all right, but I mean I still 0:10:41.559 --> 0:10:43.520 want the Yukon bet if. 0:10:43.679 --> 0:10:48.080 No matter who they're playing, nanty State, right, okay, uh Shay, 0:10:48.160 --> 0:10:48.839 you're up next. 0:10:49.280 --> 0:10:53.679 Yeah. I got a Purdue lane nine against Larry's team. 0:10:53.880 --> 0:10:58.040 That's all I got for basketball and baseball America's past time. 0:10:59.040 --> 0:11:02.520 I got the Guardians now Guardians, not the other name. 0:11:02.600 --> 0:11:05.880 The Guardians plus one thirty against the Twinkies. I got 0:11:05.880 --> 0:11:09.920 my favorites minus one fifty against the Marlins. I got 0:11:10.240 --> 0:11:14.240 the Chicago White Sox back in shayse Wheelhouse plus one 0:11:14.320 --> 0:11:17.560 forty against the Rolls and the Mets laying one forty 0:11:17.559 --> 0:11:20.520 against the t Gray's first game, not the second. Okay, 0:11:21.240 --> 0:11:24.520 Texas opened, Danny. 0:11:23.280 --> 0:11:28.400 That's the Texas Valero Open. Howdy Howdy, howdy, San Antonio, Texas. 0:11:28.440 --> 0:11:30.440 Right, you're not going to that instead of the Masters. 0:11:30.520 --> 0:11:32.319 No, I didn't get the I would be a lot 0:11:32.400 --> 0:11:34.160 more welcome at the Valero Open. 0:11:34.240 --> 0:11:35.520 I believe that is true. 0:11:35.960 --> 0:11:37.280 That no one's arguing. 0:11:37.200 --> 0:11:39.360 There's several dudes that look like me at the Valerio. 0:11:40.280 --> 0:11:45.000 They've all got conviction. Yes, yeah, I got Speed versus Rory, 0:11:45.400 --> 0:11:48.600 worst golfer in the world head to head plus one thirty, 0:11:49.000 --> 0:11:51.000 and then I got Speed top ten plus one twenty. 0:11:51.640 --> 0:11:54.720 My hate for Rory extends to the Masters because I 0:11:54.760 --> 0:12:01.679 got Colin Marikawa to plus four thousand odd, Zebra Jordan 0:12:01.760 --> 0:12:04.680 speech plus twenty two hundred, can't lay plus twenty eight 0:12:04.760 --> 0:12:06.720 hundred and Brooksy plus eighteen hundred. 0:12:07.040 --> 0:12:09.000 Okay, that brings us to Dylan. 0:12:09.600 --> 0:12:12.480 Alrighty I got a Purdue lay in the nine against 0:12:12.559 --> 0:12:16.280 NC State Alabama plus eleven and a half against Yukon 0:12:16.600 --> 0:12:19.600 because they have to not They've covered ten straight tournament 0:12:19.600 --> 0:12:20.240 games or something. 0:12:20.280 --> 0:12:22.320 They you know, they win every one by double duty. 0:12:22.400 --> 0:12:24.520 Yeah, I know, So that has to stop at some point. 0:12:24.520 --> 0:12:25.480 I'm probably gonna regret this. 0:12:25.559 --> 0:12:29.640 But and then uh Bama and Yukon under one sixteen 0:12:29.640 --> 0:12:33.920 and a half, and then Women's Dan got Yukon plus 0:12:34.000 --> 0:12:35.480 two and a half against Iowa. 0:12:36.920 --> 0:12:38.520 Wow, fading the. 0:12:38.480 --> 0:12:42.599 Public, Okay, okay, uh. 0:12:42.120 --> 0:12:45.880 And Masters, I mean there's no way you're going to 0:12:45.920 --> 0:12:46.760 go sun Jam. 0:12:46.960 --> 0:12:49.000 It's funny you should mention that Dan I am going 0:12:49.040 --> 0:12:49.560 some JM. 0:12:49.640 --> 0:12:52.320 Top ten, okay, yeah, giving him a little bit of 0:12:52.360 --> 0:12:54.880 a Absolutely, he actually does play well. 0:12:55.160 --> 0:12:56.319 Uh, of course he does. 0:12:56.520 --> 0:13:00.280 And everywhere else. Of course you love him. He's gonna win. 0:13:00.320 --> 0:13:00.920 That's what we got. 0:13:01.520 --> 0:13:04.600 Adam Hadwin top ten and Nick Taylor top ten the 0:13:04.640 --> 0:13:08.120 Canucks plus eighteen hundred each or eight hundred. 0:13:08.120 --> 0:13:10.959 Sorry, yeah, I good, try. 0:13:10.400 --> 0:13:13.800 Try to sneak that one. And Victor Hovelin to win 0:13:14.120 --> 0:13:16.839 plus twenty five hundred. 0:13:16.920 --> 0:13:19.839 Justin Thomas to win. New Man on the bag, that's great. 0:13:20.120 --> 0:13:23.360 He should be carrying his own clothes plus. 0:13:23.040 --> 0:13:25.480 Twenty eight hundred. And then Shane Lowry has been playing 0:13:25.559 --> 0:13:26.800 pretty good golf lately. 0:13:26.559 --> 0:13:29.480 Top five, say fifty okay. 0:13:29.120 --> 0:13:30.920 And Formula oh where? 0:13:31.720 --> 0:13:34.439 Wucking sick of Formula one Australia. 0:13:35.000 --> 0:13:36.240 I lose all these bets. 0:13:37.520 --> 0:13:39.720 So how do they get how do they get the cars? 0:13:39.880 --> 0:13:42.360 Did they put them on a ship to send him 0:13:42.400 --> 0:13:42.880 over they? 0:13:43.080 --> 0:13:44.640 I mean they must, right, you can't like. 0:13:45.160 --> 0:13:46.800 I don't know any other way to get him over there? 0:13:46.880 --> 0:13:48.880 Some like military plane. 0:13:48.600 --> 0:13:52.000 I don't know. I guess like they actually a boat 0:13:52.320 --> 0:13:52.760 or chip. 0:13:53.160 --> 0:13:55.240 I wonder if they like part them out and then 0:13:55.360 --> 0:13:56.120 rebuild them. 0:13:56.320 --> 0:13:59.360 No, no way, no, no, I say they put him 0:13:59.440 --> 0:14:04.480 ups or some ship DHL. Actually no, they have to 0:14:04.480 --> 0:14:07.000 put them on on a boat. Has anybody ever done 0:14:07.000 --> 0:14:08.800 a story on that? When they're loading them on and 0:14:08.840 --> 0:14:10.480 then you get to see them and all the cars 0:14:10.480 --> 0:14:13.200 are there together and talking to one another, you know, 0:14:14.000 --> 0:14:14.559 late at night. 0:14:14.679 --> 0:14:17.840 Yeah, who cares? I fucking hate f How is F 0:14:17.880 --> 0:14:20.240 one more popular than Nascar? I don't get it. I mean, 0:14:20.320 --> 0:14:24.440 Nascar is awesome, there's rex, there's fights, there's all kinds 0:14:24.480 --> 0:14:26.120 of ship and F one is just a bunch of 0:14:26.160 --> 0:14:29.240 fucking sexuals driving around beautiful people. 0:14:30.400 --> 0:14:31.360 Tomato, Tomato. 0:14:31.600 --> 0:14:33.720 I don't know if they go for the race as 0:14:33.800 --> 0:14:35.080 much as they go for the event. 0:14:36.600 --> 0:14:38.360 Been to a NASCAR race, You go for the event. 0:14:39.080 --> 0:14:39.760 I've been doing this. 0:14:39.840 --> 0:14:40.680 It's a frat house. 0:14:40.720 --> 0:14:44.960 Yeah, so is F one NASCAR, but just without the 0:14:44.960 --> 0:14:45.840 Confederate flags. 0:14:46.040 --> 0:14:51.240 No, the lady, European racism, Trump's the South racism every 0:14:51.240 --> 0:14:52.880 fucking day of the week. Go to Italy as a 0:14:52.920 --> 0:14:54.440 black man and tell me how they treat you. It 0:14:54.520 --> 0:14:55.800 is rude and inconsiderate. 0:14:55.920 --> 0:15:02.200 And yeah, have you met in a town that's exactly 0:15:03.240 --> 0:15:04.960 you go down to the South and at least there's 0:15:05.080 --> 0:15:07.520 like other shades of people you go to, like fucking 0:15:07.720 --> 0:15:08.880 Italy and they stare at. 0:15:08.880 --> 0:15:09.560 Yell, hey Shay. 0:15:09.680 --> 0:15:12.600 I met my wife who's an Italian, and so I 0:15:12.640 --> 0:15:15.440 was like, hey, Summer family don't speak English. I was like, hey, 0:15:15.480 --> 0:15:18.280 I'm gonna ease you tell me every Rachel this was 0:15:18.320 --> 0:15:22.120 about to happen, I said, I triple dog dare you? 0:15:22.960 --> 0:15:25.720 I said, boy, the anger from my ancestors is about 0:15:25.760 --> 0:15:29.280 to come out. All of you better stop playing. Wow, hey, Marvin, 0:15:29.280 --> 0:15:29.840 would you call me on? 0:15:29.960 --> 0:15:30.320 Marvin? 0:15:30.400 --> 0:15:33.080 Okay, you're the lady at the nails. On is like, 0:15:33.080 --> 0:15:34.320 I do speak Vietnamese. 0:15:37.640 --> 0:15:41.560 By the way, anybody got any future bets on football? 0:15:42.840 --> 0:15:46.120 I didn't know that. By the way, DraftKings proposed a 0:15:46.240 --> 0:15:52.960 hypothetical if the Pistons played Connecticut. So the Pistons Mike 0:15:53.000 --> 0:15:55.960 Greenberg said this on The mother Ship, where he said 0:15:56.000 --> 0:15:59.480 that Connecticut I think could make the playoffs. 0:15:59.600 --> 0:16:02.040 Okay, the NBA playoffs? 0:16:02.120 --> 0:16:05.160 Yeah, yes, yes, which is really silly. 0:16:05.440 --> 0:16:05.920 No chance. 0:16:05.920 --> 0:16:07.800 Okay, Silly's a nice way to put it down. 0:16:08.000 --> 0:16:11.400 What do you think the line is? The hypothetical line 0:16:11.960 --> 0:16:15.280 for the Pistons versus the Connecticut. 0:16:14.800 --> 0:16:16.280 Husky Pistons minus eighteen. 0:16:16.840 --> 0:16:18.880 What do you think doing minus sixty? 0:16:20.160 --> 0:16:21.160 Minus forty five? 0:16:21.360 --> 0:16:21.640 Fair? 0:16:22.080 --> 0:16:23.000 Yeah? 0:16:23.080 --> 0:16:25.960 Yeah, Why don't they just settle this debate and have 0:16:26.080 --> 0:16:28.840 them play each other like exhibition. 0:16:28.360 --> 0:16:31.880 Gar Yeah, like when we played the Commis in hockey. Yeah, 0:16:31.920 --> 0:16:33.920 like when the Flyers beat the shit out of those 0:16:34.760 --> 0:16:40.160 unhuman bastards. Commis ain't real people, Danny, give them a helicopter. 0:16:39.760 --> 0:16:43.200 Right, anybody have any anything else that they would like 0:16:43.240 --> 0:16:45.440 to talk about. We will be off next week. We're 0:16:45.440 --> 0:16:48.440 on vacation next week, so bad layer, you won't have 0:16:48.480 --> 0:16:50.640 to join us interrupting your lunch. 0:16:51.160 --> 0:16:53.240 Right, I've already been to raise I'm going I'm sitting 0:16:53.240 --> 0:16:56.200 in the car outside. I'm going back in round two. 0:16:58.440 --> 0:17:00.880 I only had soup so far. And who are the 0:17:00.920 --> 0:17:02.000 masters supposed. 0:17:01.640 --> 0:17:02.160 To be fabulous? 0:17:02.160 --> 0:17:04.800 Are you? Are you having? How many beers do you 0:17:04.840 --> 0:17:05.480 have at lunch? 0:17:06.840 --> 0:17:09.000 No? None? You don't have anything right next. 0:17:08.880 --> 0:17:10.960 To the bullship is right next door? 0:17:11.000 --> 0:17:13.520 But no, no, I don't. I told you we had 0:17:13.560 --> 0:17:15.879 this conversation. I'm not an afternoon drinker. 0:17:16.200 --> 0:17:19.120 Yeah, I just have eleven cokes at lunch. Way, Larry, 0:17:19.119 --> 0:17:21.600 what kind of soup did you have tomato. 0:17:22.760 --> 0:17:26.440 I was cream and chicken with wild right, Okay, yeah, 0:17:26.880 --> 0:17:28.520 thatt a Italian wedding. They were the only. 0:17:28.400 --> 0:17:31.240 Two heavy soups and heavy beer. 0:17:31.600 --> 0:17:32.520 He was a ministru. 0:17:32.880 --> 0:17:34.840 But he's not drinking beer. Here's no chance he's making 0:17:34.840 --> 0:17:36.520 it to a hunter though. He's just no, he's not. 0:17:36.680 --> 0:17:38.679 We know that eating cream and drinking. 0:17:38.760 --> 0:17:42.879 But cut down the cokes, guys. I'm drinking water at lunch. 0:17:43.119 --> 0:17:45.680 Okay, wow, a handful of water. 0:17:45.920 --> 0:17:54.720 Yeah, but like New Jersey water is probably just. 0:17:51.400 --> 0:17:53.120 Just trace him out to the cyanide in there. 0:17:53.640 --> 0:17:56.080 All right, Well, tell everybody at Raised that we settlelo Larry, 0:17:56.119 --> 0:17:57.520 thank you and we'll talk to you. 0:17:57.600 --> 0:17:58.040 So fun. 0:17:59.200 --> 0:18:03.360 That's bad, Larry mad Larry owes us another visit here. 0:18:03.560 --> 0:18:04.200 It's been a while. 0:18:04.280 --> 0:18:07.120 Yeah, he needs to come up, Yeah, but I don't. 0:18:07.400 --> 0:18:10.160 He's to bring his sister in law too, with the xanax. 0:18:10.320 --> 0:18:13.280 Yeah, to bring her. 0:18:13.840 --> 0:18:16.040 Well, I don't know if he'd even remember the xantak. 0:18:16.080 --> 0:18:18.320 We should force him to bring pills and smuggle him 0:18:18.320 --> 0:18:20.440 across state lines for us, because him getting arrested for 0:18:20.480 --> 0:18:23.040