Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1: One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table.
Speaker 2: A podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love
Speaker 2: of gambling.
Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3: You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2: And now joined by Bad Larry, Shay and Irving and
Speaker 2: Dylan the graphics guy.
Speaker 1: I have friends.
Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick, all right.
Speaker 1: He starting lineup is here, Bad Larry joining us on
Speaker 1: the phone. Shay and Irving is here with a fresh
Speaker 1: new haircut. We got Dylan the graphics guy, Picture Deray
Speaker 1: and Marvin also in the studio as well. Any reason
Speaker 1: for the new haircut there?
Speaker 4: Just let him know where I'm at, Danny, where are
Speaker 4: you at? You know, in Fairfield County. Sometimes people get
Speaker 4: too comfortable, and I got to remind him who the
Speaker 4: hell I am and what I'm about. Okay, let the
Speaker 4: flag fly? Okay, well what flag? You know the fact
Speaker 4: that I'm not a conventional resident of Fairfield County and
Speaker 4: if shit pops off, they're going to get their ass whooped.
Speaker 3: It's like the American flag boat with an X.
Speaker 1: Wait when were you last in a fight.
Speaker 4: I got a fight in the Black Duck like six
Speaker 4: months ago. Yeah, okay, Dylan, when's the last time you
Speaker 4: were in a.
Speaker 5: Fight, Probably like right after college? Okay, battle longer than
Speaker 5: Shay the forty year old man.
Speaker 1: Bat Larry, last time you were in a fight?
Speaker 6: Yeah, forty five years ago and nothing? Yeah, in the
Speaker 6: last forty years for sure.
Speaker 1: Was it a skirmish forty years ago or an actual fight?
Speaker 6: No brawl?
Speaker 1: Yeah it was it roadhouse like I mean were their
Speaker 1: chair is thrown and.
Speaker 6: Yeah it was. It was a bad, bad fight. Just
Speaker 6: shit happened forty years ago. There were no guns there
Speaker 6: or no knives. You had to fight. You had to fight,
Speaker 6: that's it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there weren't guns and knives.
Speaker 6: Forty might understand, Dylan, I'm sure doesn't.
Speaker 3: Damn Wow Wow, Larry, I'll beat your fucking.
Speaker 6: I missed that crack.
Speaker 3: Yeah, is Larry.
Speaker 5: Getting in an argument with your cardiologist doesn't count as.
Speaker 4: A speaking of missing crack.
Speaker 1: Okay, So let me recap. Does anybody really care non
Speaker 1: football here because you guys are not doing well? Well,
Speaker 1: fucking March madness is for the birds, Danny, I'm remoked. Well,
Speaker 1: Jay uh let's see, you lost five units, so you're
Speaker 1: down twelve units. Dylan lost one and a half, you're
Speaker 1: down seventeen and a half. Bad Larry lost five year
Speaker 1: like this is it's embarrassing.
Speaker 3: Then it's a swing, a weekly swing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Danny long Ear, It's a swing and a miss
Speaker 1: is what it is. Yeah, all right, well maybe we'll
Speaker 1: do some football bets. Shaye just told us that he's
Speaker 1: going to the Masters next next week.
Speaker 4: Yes, okay, yeah, Wednesday, Thursday, going to the Masters. Have
Speaker 4: you been there before? Never entered the lottery every year
Speaker 4: the last I don't know, fifteen years, never got nothing.
Speaker 4: Buddy's job. They sponsor some golfer who ain't even gonna
Speaker 4: make it, but he got an extra ticket. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: it's gonna be weird.
Speaker 3: That's huge.
Speaker 1: So you go to the practice round on Wednesday.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then we're flying out Thursday night late, so
Speaker 4: we'll be there all day Thursday, and you know, I'm
Speaker 4: probably gonna get some looks. I didn't think about the
Speaker 4: Masters when I got the haircut. I probably would have waited.
Speaker 4: I would wear a hat. Yeah, I think I'm gonna
Speaker 4: wear that a big guys.
Speaker 1: There, Yeah, because for those of you that you're listening
Speaker 1: to the podcast, how would you describe Shay's haircut there too.
Speaker 5: I mean, there's a bunch of ways you could describe it.
Speaker 5: It sounds like he would have fit right in at
Speaker 5: the Master's maybe one hundred and fifty years.
Speaker 1: They didn't have the Master's one hundred and fifty years.
Speaker 3: Ninety years ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's that masters is Marvin likes to say. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so Shae has got white walls, so the sides are
Speaker 1: just shaved and then you have long hair.
Speaker 3: On top, yeah, slick back.
Speaker 4: Yeah, some tattoos are visible as well. Yeah. I mean
Speaker 4: it's a good crowd as far you know. I got
Speaker 4: a pistol in the side of my head, so it's
Speaker 4: a good crowd for that. A lot of NRA members there,
Speaker 4: but i'd be yeah, I think they'll enjoy that and
Speaker 4: appreciate it. But uh, i'd wear a hat. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 4: not the normal spectators. One of these days we reveal
Speaker 4: your identity. Yeah, let's go, Danny, I don't give a
Speaker 4: shit anymore.
Speaker 2: You don't.
Speaker 4: Let's rock and roll, man.
Speaker 5: Okay, Well, now people can piece it together. There's gonna
Speaker 5: be the guy with the gun tattoo.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's true.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, i'd wear a hat.
Speaker 4: Well, not only that Vegas it was the same ship.
Speaker 4: People were like, go, hey, what's up show.
Speaker 1: It was like, oh, yeah, you look like shit. Thanks No, no,
Speaker 1: I look like shade the same thing. What what mar Shaye?
Speaker 7: Did you ask DP for VIP treatment?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Danny, what's up for the masters?
Speaker 1: Oh you're on your own?
Speaker 4: Thanks a lot.
Speaker 3: You could call Bill Gates. Huh what is any a
Speaker 3: member of Augusta.
Speaker 4: Who cares man like? I would talk to Bill Gates
Speaker 4: after what he did to us, all turning the frogs
Speaker 4: gay things like that.
Speaker 3: Come on the florid thing.
Speaker 1: Okay, so there's no special treatment. You're gonna get. The
Speaker 1: membership gets special treatment. You're all you need to do
Speaker 1: is you'll load up. Your beers. Don't cost you anything.
Speaker 1: Your sandwiches don't cost you anything.
Speaker 4: Like two bucks?
Speaker 1: Right yeah, yeah, yeah, they don't price gounge you there.
Speaker 1: Merchandise they might do that. You go into a huge tent.
Speaker 1: It's just all merchandise. I gotta buy some ship. I
Speaker 1: gotta buy something.
Speaker 3: You can mail it home from there, so you don't
Speaker 3: even have to bring.
Speaker 1: In And are you in shape?
Speaker 4: What are you talking about like walking? Yeah, I can walk, Nanny, No,
Speaker 4: I mean you're gonna be walking. There's it's hilly, you're
Speaker 4: gonna walk along? Yeah, I can walk, Danny. You can
Speaker 4: smoke on the Master's course? Can you bang heaters?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 3: At least maybe?
Speaker 4: I don't know where would you throw the cigarette? I
Speaker 4: guess because they probably arrest you if you put that
Speaker 4: ship out on the grass. Yeah, they wouldn't like on site. Yeah,
Speaker 4: portable ash tray. I can wear it on a fucking
Speaker 4: wrist or something.
Speaker 3: Bring a dip?
Speaker 1: Uh bad, Larry, have you been to the Masters?
Speaker 6: I have not been to the Masters, but I hear
Speaker 6: it's I hear it's unbelievable and Shay, yeah you're not.
Speaker 6: Could be smoking on the grounds and everything I hear
Speaker 6: is dirt cheap and definitely buy all your friends their ship.
Speaker 4: I wonder if that extends to, like, you know, the
Speaker 4: party favors as far as price goes. Do they not
Speaker 4: price gouge at the Master's Cocaine?
Speaker 1: They don't sell it on the grounds. A lot of bankers,
Speaker 1: a lot of bankers at the Masters.
Speaker 4: I bet I could score at the Masters.
Speaker 3: Yes, Ray, it says here you can smoke at Augusta
Speaker 3: as a visitor.
Speaker 4: Fuck yeah, Okay, they're gonna I'm gonna be so easy
Speaker 4: to point out, Danny, you're gonna see me on TV.
Speaker 3: Yeah, who's the guy flicked the cigarette butts in the bunker?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Actually there is an inside track for you. Condy Rice
Speaker 3: is a member there, also a former graduate of the
Speaker 3: Harvard of the West.
Speaker 5: So maybe I can reach out and be like, my
Speaker 5: buddy's going to the Masters, what can you do for him?
Speaker 3: Canny smoke there.
Speaker 4: Chock full of warmongers and criminals. I can't wait.
Speaker 1: All right, let me recap bad, Larry. That wasn't pretty
Speaker 1: with college basketball. You've won two bets and then yeah
Speaker 1: and then uh shay you uh you got Alabama right,
Speaker 1: and you have Purdue winning March Madness. So those are
Speaker 1: the things that were positive for you opening day. That
Speaker 1: wasn't good either, not bad, not bad.
Speaker 4: I'm fine with that. Of course, the fucking you Darvish
Speaker 4: game goes over for the full nine innings and the
Speaker 4: Son of a Bitch was locked in for the first
Speaker 4: three and a half.
Speaker 1: Uh, Dylan, it's not good either.
Speaker 3: Bums of money, and I mean we on the Arizone
Speaker 3: I was going down at some point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I fucking I told you they're the chargers of
Speaker 1: college bounds.
Speaker 4: Doesn't matter who the coach is at just every like.
Speaker 3: One of these days, right, they have to.
Speaker 1: All right, bad Larry is leading, which is not saying
Speaker 1: anything with this group so bad. I'll let you start
Speaker 1: out with your bedge, basketball and masters.
Speaker 6: Right, I understand we'll off next week. Yes, So I
Speaker 6: just got three top twenty masters. I went on my
Speaker 6: gambling site and they don't even have matchup. Shit, they
Speaker 6: got to live some live tournament going on. It's all
Speaker 6: I had action for. Okay, So I just had to
Speaker 6: take some old favors and then I threw one of them.
Speaker 6: So I want one union on Tom Kim Top twenty. Ray,
Speaker 6: You're gonna have to yell out what my aunts are
Speaker 6: because I had no idea.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 6: I have three guys, Tom Kim, Brooks Kopka, and Justin Thomas,
Speaker 6: all top twenties.
Speaker 4: Just one unity okay, yeah right.
Speaker 1: There are no lines out because it's early, but I'll
Speaker 1: put them in when they come out. Did you see
Speaker 1: where Justin Thomas he got rid of his Caddy bones MACI.
Speaker 4: Yeah, bones is Gonezo saw that on the Twitter.
Speaker 3: I figured that was probably.
Speaker 5: I mean, that's kind of like the shitty team firing
Speaker 5: their coach after a while, like it's not working out
Speaker 5: for no particular reason.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it might be the golfer I would think it.
Speaker 1: I just cage a bad layer of your basketball picks.
Speaker 6: Okay, First of all, how old is bones? He can't
Speaker 6: walk the Masters anymore?
Speaker 3: I think he was prepared to.
Speaker 1: That's yeah, no, bones, Bones is in good shape. I
Speaker 1: mean he built like a marathon or.
Speaker 6: All right, two units. So those three bests were the
Speaker 6: three Masters best were all one unit, and I won
Speaker 6: two units on Yukon minus eleven, two.
Speaker 1: Eleven and a half, eight eleven and a half, two.
Speaker 6: Years on Yukon minus eleven and a half, two units
Speaker 6: on the NC State plus nine yep. Oh, you know,
Speaker 6: throwing anything on top of that, okay, and then one
Speaker 6: unit on under the Connecticut game at one sixty and
Speaker 6: a half. Yep, okay. And then I want to since
Speaker 6: we're not gonna do anything next week, Ray, if you
Speaker 6: can get me a bet on Yukon versus Perdue in
Speaker 6: the finals, like pick the final and then pick Yukon
Speaker 6: as the winner. I'll take that. And then I want
Speaker 6: in that game. I'm pretty confident Yukon is going to
Speaker 6: be there. Just one unit on Yukon minus whatever the
Speaker 6: spread is against Umi. But whoever they play.
Speaker 1: Five and a half, five and a half versus Perdue.
Speaker 6: Okay, that's fine, all right, but I mean I still
Speaker 6: want the Yukon bet if.
Speaker 1: No matter who they're playing, nanty State, right, okay, uh Shay,
Speaker 1: you're up next.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I got a Purdue lane nine against Larry's team.
Speaker 4: That's all I got for basketball and baseball America's past time.
Speaker 4: I got the Guardians now Guardians, not the other name.
Speaker 4: The Guardians plus one thirty against the Twinkies. I got
Speaker 4: my favorites minus one fifty against the Marlins. I got
Speaker 4: the Chicago White Sox back in shayse Wheelhouse plus one
Speaker 4: forty against the Rolls and the Mets laying one forty
Speaker 4: against the t Gray's first game, not the second. Okay,
Speaker 4: Texas opened, Danny.
Speaker 1: That's the Texas Valero Open. Howdy Howdy, howdy, San Antonio, Texas.
Speaker 3: Right, you're not going to that instead of the Masters.
Speaker 4: No, I didn't get the I would be a lot
Speaker 4: more welcome at the Valero Open.
Speaker 3: I believe that is true.
Speaker 1: That no one's arguing.
Speaker 4: There's several dudes that look like me at the Valerio.
Speaker 4: They've all got conviction. Yes, yeah, I got Speed versus Rory,
Speaker 4: worst golfer in the world head to head plus one thirty,
Speaker 4: and then I got Speed top ten plus one twenty.
Speaker 4: My hate for Rory extends to the Masters because I
Speaker 4: got Colin Marikawa to plus four thousand odd, Zebra Jordan
Speaker 4: speech plus twenty two hundred, can't lay plus twenty eight
Speaker 4: hundred and Brooksy plus eighteen hundred.
Speaker 1: Okay, that brings us to Dylan.
Speaker 5: Alrighty I got a Purdue lay in the nine against
Speaker 5: NC State Alabama plus eleven and a half against Yukon
Speaker 5: because they have to not They've covered ten straight tournament
Speaker 5: games or something.
Speaker 1: They you know, they win every one by double duty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, So that has to stop at some point.
Speaker 3: I'm probably gonna regret this.
Speaker 5: But and then uh Bama and Yukon under one sixteen
Speaker 5: and a half, and then Women's Dan got Yukon plus
Speaker 5: two and a half against Iowa.
Speaker 3: Wow, fading the.
Speaker 1: Public, Okay, okay, uh.
Speaker 5: And Masters, I mean there's no way you're going to
Speaker 5: go sun Jam.
Speaker 3: It's funny you should mention that Dan I am going
Speaker 3: some JM.
Speaker 5: Top ten, okay, yeah, giving him a little bit of
Speaker 5: a Absolutely, he actually does play well.
Speaker 1: Uh, of course he does.
Speaker 3: And everywhere else. Of course you love him. He's gonna win.
Speaker 4: That's what we got.
Speaker 5: Adam Hadwin top ten and Nick Taylor top ten the
Speaker 5: Canucks plus eighteen hundred each or eight hundred.
Speaker 4: Sorry, yeah, I good, try.
Speaker 5: Try to sneak that one. And Victor Hovelin to win
Speaker 5: plus twenty five hundred.
Speaker 3: Justin Thomas to win. New Man on the bag, that's great.
Speaker 1: He should be carrying his own clothes plus.
Speaker 5: Twenty eight hundred. And then Shane Lowry has been playing
Speaker 5: pretty good golf lately.
Speaker 1: Top five, say fifty okay.
Speaker 3: And Formula oh where?
Speaker 4: Wucking sick of Formula one Australia.
Speaker 3: I lose all these bets.
Speaker 1: So how do they get how do they get the cars?
Speaker 1: Did they put them on a ship to send him
Speaker 1: over they?
Speaker 3: I mean they must, right, you can't like.
Speaker 1: I don't know any other way to get him over there?
Speaker 3: Some like military plane.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess like they actually a boat
Speaker 1: or chip.
Speaker 3: I wonder if they like part them out and then
Speaker 3: rebuild them.
Speaker 1: No, no way, no, no, I say they put him
Speaker 1: ups or some ship DHL. Actually no, they have to
Speaker 1: put them on on a boat. Has anybody ever done
Speaker 1: a story on that? When they're loading them on and
Speaker 1: then you get to see them and all the cars
Speaker 1: are there together and talking to one another, you know,
Speaker 1: late at night.
Speaker 4: Yeah, who cares? I fucking hate f How is F
Speaker 4: one more popular than Nascar? I don't get it. I mean,
Speaker 4: Nascar is awesome, there's rex, there's fights, there's all kinds
Speaker 4: of ship and F one is just a bunch of
Speaker 4: fucking sexuals driving around beautiful people.
Speaker 3: Tomato, Tomato.
Speaker 1: I don't know if they go for the race as
Speaker 1: much as they go for the event.
Speaker 4: Been to a NASCAR race, You go for the event.
Speaker 1: I've been doing this.
Speaker 4: It's a frat house.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so is F one NASCAR, but just without the
Speaker 7: Confederate flags.
Speaker 4: No, the lady, European racism, Trump's the South racism every
Speaker 4: fucking day of the week. Go to Italy as a
Speaker 4: black man and tell me how they treat you. It
Speaker 4: is rude and inconsiderate.
Speaker 8: And yeah, have you met in a town that's exactly
Speaker 8: you go down to the South and at least there's
Speaker 8: like other shades of people you go to, like fucking
Speaker 8: Italy and they stare at.
Speaker 4: Yell, hey Shay.
Speaker 7: I met my wife who's an Italian, and so I
Speaker 7: was like, hey, Summer family don't speak English. I was like, hey,
Speaker 7: I'm gonna ease you tell me every Rachel this was
Speaker 7: about to happen, I said, I triple dog dare you?
Speaker 7: I said, boy, the anger from my ancestors is about
Speaker 7: to come out. All of you better stop playing. Wow, hey, Marvin,
Speaker 7: would you call me on?
Speaker 4: Marvin?
Speaker 3: Okay, you're the lady at the nails. On is like,
Speaker 3: I do speak Vietnamese.
Speaker 1: By the way, anybody got any future bets on football?
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. By the way, DraftKings proposed a
Speaker 1: hypothetical if the Pistons played Connecticut. So the Pistons Mike
Speaker 1: Greenberg said this on The mother Ship, where he said
Speaker 1: that Connecticut I think could make the playoffs.
Speaker 3: Okay, the NBA playoffs?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, yes, which is really silly.
Speaker 4: No chance.
Speaker 3: Okay, Silly's a nice way to put it down.
Speaker 1: What do you think the line is? The hypothetical line
Speaker 1: for the Pistons versus the Connecticut.
Speaker 4: Husky Pistons minus eighteen.
Speaker 3: What do you think doing minus sixty?
Speaker 1: Minus forty five?
Speaker 4: Fair?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Why don't they just settle this debate and have
Speaker 5: them play each other like exhibition.
Speaker 4: Gar Yeah, like when we played the Commis in hockey. Yeah,
Speaker 4: like when the Flyers beat the shit out of those
Speaker 4: unhuman bastards. Commis ain't real people, Danny, give them a helicopter.
Speaker 1: Right, anybody have any anything else that they would like
Speaker 1: to talk about. We will be off next week. We're
Speaker 1: on vacation next week, so bad layer, you won't have
Speaker 1: to join us interrupting your lunch.
Speaker 6: Right, I've already been to raise I'm going I'm sitting
Speaker 6: in the car outside. I'm going back in round two.
Speaker 6: I only had soup so far. And who are the
Speaker 6: masters supposed.
Speaker 4: To be fabulous?
Speaker 1: Are you? Are you having? How many beers do you
Speaker 1: have at lunch?
Speaker 6: No? None? You don't have anything right next.
Speaker 4: To the bullship is right next door?
Speaker 6: But no, no, I don't. I told you we had
Speaker 6: this conversation. I'm not an afternoon drinker.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just have eleven cokes at lunch. Way, Larry,
Speaker 3: what kind of soup did you have tomato.
Speaker 6: I was cream and chicken with wild right, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 6: thatt a Italian wedding. They were the only.
Speaker 4: Two heavy soups and heavy beer.
Speaker 3: He was a ministru.
Speaker 4: But he's not drinking beer. Here's no chance he's making
Speaker 4: it to a hunter though. He's just no, he's not.
Speaker 4: We know that eating cream and drinking.
Speaker 6: But cut down the cokes, guys. I'm drinking water at lunch.
Speaker 3: Okay, wow, a handful of water.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but like New Jersey water is probably just.
Speaker 3: Just trace him out to the cyanide in there.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, tell everybody at Raised that we settlelo Larry,
Speaker 1: thank you and we'll talk to you.
Speaker 4: So fun.
Speaker 1: That's bad, Larry mad Larry owes us another visit here.
Speaker 3: It's been a while.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he needs to come up, Yeah, but I don't.
Speaker 1: He's to bring his sister in law too, with the xanax.
Speaker 3: Yeah, to bring her.
Speaker 4: Well, I don't know if he'd even remember the xantak.
Speaker 4: We should force him to bring pills and smuggle him
Speaker 4: across state lines for us, because him getting arrested for
Speaker 4: that would be the funniest talk about content. Dah.
Speaker 1: But why do you want xanax in the afternoon.
Speaker 4: I got anxiety, Danny, look at me. I'm anxious.
Speaker 1: I got anxiety looking at you.
Speaker 3: We can just split them.
Speaker 4: I should bring some of the masters. Why for all
Speaker 4: the anxiety, I'm gonna be getting pointed at and stared at.
Speaker 4: I remember the last time I went.
Speaker 1: Doesn't xanax put you to sleep again?
Speaker 4: It makes you forget everything too. So it's been great
Speaker 4: for my life.
Speaker 3: So if you can arrest up, the mask.
Speaker 4: Needs to take it. Well, that's where I used to
Speaker 4: rate it from. And then she cut off her prescription.
Speaker 1: So man, brash shocks. You don't have any fun in
Speaker 1: your life anymore.
Speaker 4: No, you had a good run, though, I had a
Speaker 4: really good run. I'll be back, Nanny, I'll be back.
Speaker 4: This happens, This always happens. I'm on again, off again, ciclical. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's all a cycle.
Speaker 3: Age sixty five to sixty six.
Speaker 4: I can't wait. Yeah, I'm going to be a degenerate.
Speaker 1: If you have another kid, though, I wish man, But
Speaker 1: if you have another one, then all of a sudden
Speaker 1: not going to be able to.
Speaker 4: Get after it. No, that didn't That's never stopped me.
Speaker 4: Oh it didn't know.
Speaker 3: I don't think that was a fact.
Speaker 1: Were you there when your.
Speaker 4: Daughters were born? Yeah? Yes, the third one was born
Speaker 4: during COVID. So they wouldn't let me leave the room
Speaker 4: at all, which was incredible. So you couldn't go into
Speaker 4: the room.
Speaker 1: I couldn't leave the room. The first two I could leave,
Speaker 1: so I'd go to the cafeteria and East food to
Speaker 1: stay there while the baby. Say the entire time, and
Speaker 1: they made it was bullshit. It was somebody, you know,
Speaker 1: the roommate's screaming in pain and they're telling me, hey,
Speaker 1: your mask is down a little bit, and this saint
Speaker 1: the fucking day lady, leave it alone. They wouldn't let
Speaker 1: me go get a freaking snack from the concessions.
Speaker 4: It was bullshit. Nor Walk hospital sucks ass, by the way,
Speaker 4: Why that's the worst? Why?
Speaker 1: Why why they couldn't stop you if you ran out?
Speaker 1: What were they gonna do? Kick me out of the hospital. Okay,
Speaker 1: you already saw the baby. No, this is before I
Speaker 1: was like, let me get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 4: For a minute. You already had two though, right, exactly.
Speaker 4: Believe me, watching them birth is boring. It's not like
Speaker 4: the second kid that was born I brought like DVDs
Speaker 4: and movies and like a blanket for me to relax
Speaker 4: because the first one took like fucking half a day,
Speaker 4: like I don't know, she couldn't figure it out. I
Speaker 4: don't know why. It's it ain't complicated, just push. And
Speaker 4: then the second one popped out like a fucking great
Speaker 4: just boom gone, and I didn't have time to watch
Speaker 4: any movies or do anything, and they sent us to
Speaker 4: the stupid you know what do you call it a
Speaker 4: titty ward where they milk them.
Speaker 3: I think it's called the titty war.
Speaker 4: The titty ward where they put the baby on the titty. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and then you know, that was it. But it was
Speaker 4: a great hospital, shout out to Chicago, Okaya. Had a
Speaker 4: view of the lake, good food. One thing they wouldn't
Speaker 4: let me do those stay in the room for the epidural.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, they make you get up.
Speaker 4: You know why because if they miss and fucking paralyze
Speaker 4: your wife, you can't testify in the fucking court case.
Speaker 3: That's what it is.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's insurance, Like they don't want you to witness
Speaker 4: some fucking jack hole shaking and fucking up your wife's
Speaker 4: spinal cord because you can testify and say, by the way,
Speaker 4: which would be the worst luck I'd ever have, because
Speaker 4: you get no money because they don't you know, if
Speaker 4: they're not working, what percentage of their income you're gonna
Speaker 4: get from the insurance adjusters? Nothing? And then you got
Speaker 4: to take care of a baby and a paralyzed wife. God,
Speaker 4: what a nightmare.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. That's why you're not allowed to
Speaker 1: be it.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I got kicked out of our birth in class
Speaker 4: because I kept questioning the teacher and then I finally
Speaker 4: figured it out and they asked me to leave.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but if something happens with the epidural, then it
Speaker 1: doesn't matter if you're there, they're gonna know that something
Speaker 1: happened with the epidural.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but if the guy's fucked up in some way,
Speaker 4: or he slips or coughs or sneezes or whatever the fuck,
Speaker 4: and then as it in if somebody can say, hey, look,
Speaker 4: this is what happened. I'm a witness to this atrocity.
Speaker 5: But they probably don't want you to like the guy
Speaker 5: to like come over and beat the ship out of
Speaker 5: the doctor too, if something goes wrong, Like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's insurance, man, it's insurance. They're getting the wow
Speaker 4: they're always getting. I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did not know that breaking news over here.
Speaker 1: Yeah I knew there was a reason why I wanted
Speaker 1: to listen to this podcast, and now I found out
Speaker 1: by the way Shay and Irving podcast wherever you get
Speaker 1: your podcast?
Speaker 4: Uh, the detch end of the year, doing it tonight,
Speaker 4: recording tonight. We got a lot of candidates popping up
Speaker 4: on the Twitter. I keep getting weird news articles sent
Speaker 4: to me that I got to read, so it's getting creepy.
Speaker 1: These are fans who send you.
Speaker 4: Fans is a strong word, I would say, the commentariat.
Speaker 4: They just like yelling at me.
Speaker 1: Why.
Speaker 4: I guess I'm a divisive figure.
Speaker 1: You're polarizing.
Speaker 4: Polarizing is the word I was looking for. I'm a
Speaker 4: polarizing figure. People either love me or hate me.
Speaker 3: Polarized people said Jim Jones was polarizing.
Speaker 4: TI what a leader? What a leader?
Speaker 3: You may have something going.
Speaker 1: Talk about the power of think. You could persuade people
Speaker 1: to drink kool aid?
Speaker 4: Yeah I could. No, you absolutely, I could persuade people
Speaker 4: to do drugs, Danny. If I can do that, I
Speaker 4: can pass some kool aid out.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't. That's different. You're doing drugs is different
Speaker 1: than here's kool aid. You're gonna kill yourself?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, you don't tell them you're gonna kill yourself.
Speaker 1: You don't think those people knew that they when they
Speaker 1: were drinking the kool aid, they were gonna die.
Speaker 4: No, not at all of them. No, especially the kids.
Speaker 3: The kids might not have. Everyone else.
Speaker 4: The kids were just like whoa sugar?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, goddamn jungle.
Speaker 4: Yeah they got kool aid.
Speaker 7: Yeah so everybody, So I Shay asked you to whear
Speaker 7: white nikes, don't do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, here's a bunch of barbiturates and fucking flavor iceed
Speaker 5: go to town.
Speaker 4: That's a Tuesday night brother, did you say barbituates?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Okay, that's what they all took.
Speaker 4: I mean, top top cult leaders. He's up there for sure.
Speaker 4: Koresh is up there too, obviously, Texas homegrown David Duke.
Speaker 4: Maybe dude's not a cult leader, the political figure obviously.
Speaker 3: Get Yeah, that one. I don't know. My friend, my
Speaker 3: buddy was one of the.
Speaker 1: Starters tattooing them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like a branding. He's branding working girls. Oh no,
Speaker 4: a cult leader, I guess I.
Speaker 5: Mean, but he was also like he it was like
Speaker 5: a listed as like a legitimate like there was a
Speaker 5: legit business called Nexium, right that was attached to it
Speaker 5: or I don't.
Speaker 4: Know, he's not in my tone.
Speaker 1: Isn't that a drug like it in there?
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's like a like an allergy thing.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah with I U M yeah yeah right, this
Speaker 4: was like n X I yeah, nerd Okay, I.
Speaker 1: Think we've done enough damage here, you think so? Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's a shade Irving wherever you get your podcast, and
Speaker 1: my thanks to Ray the producer, Dylan the graphics guy,
Speaker 1: Bad Larry Shane Irving, and Marvin of course, who helps
Speaker 1: run all the equipment here. We'll be off next week
Speaker 1: and we'll come back with the Vengeance after that. Dan
Speaker 1: Patrick takes a gap.
Speaker 3: Hmm