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Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.

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Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.

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Speaker 1: One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table.

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Speaker 2: A podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love

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Speaker 2: of gambling.

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Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet.

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Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.

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Speaker 3: You're a coward.

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Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat.

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Speaker 2: And now joined by Bad Larry, Shay and Irving and

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Speaker 2: Dylan the graphics guy.

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Speaker 1: I have friends.

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Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick, all right.

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Speaker 1: He starting lineup is here, Bad Larry joining us on

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Speaker 1: the phone. Shay and Irving is here with a fresh

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Speaker 1: new haircut. We got Dylan the graphics guy, Picture Deray

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Speaker 1: and Marvin also in the studio as well. Any reason

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Speaker 1: for the new haircut there?

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Speaker 4: Just let him know where I'm at, Danny, where are

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Speaker 4: you at? You know, in Fairfield County. Sometimes people get

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Speaker 4: too comfortable, and I got to remind him who the

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Speaker 4: hell I am and what I'm about. Okay, let the

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Speaker 4: flag fly? Okay, well what flag? You know the fact

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Speaker 4: that I'm not a conventional resident of Fairfield County and

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Speaker 4: if shit pops off, they're going to get their ass whooped.

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Speaker 3: It's like the American flag boat with an X.

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Speaker 1: Wait when were you last in a fight.

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Speaker 4: I got a fight in the Black Duck like six

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Speaker 4: months ago. Yeah, okay, Dylan, when's the last time you

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Speaker 4: were in a.

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Speaker 5: Fight, Probably like right after college? Okay, battle longer than

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Speaker 5: Shay the forty year old man.

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Speaker 1: Bat Larry, last time you were in a fight?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, forty five years ago and nothing? Yeah, in the

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Speaker 6: last forty years for sure.

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Speaker 1: Was it a skirmish forty years ago or an actual fight?

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Speaker 6: No brawl?

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Speaker 1: Yeah it was it roadhouse like I mean were their

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Speaker 6: Yeah it was. It was a bad, bad fight. Just

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Speaker 6: shit happened forty years ago. There were no guns there

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Speaker 6: or no knives. You had to fight. You had to fight,

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Speaker 6: that's it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there weren't guns and knives.

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Speaker 6: Forty might understand, Dylan, I'm sure doesn't.

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Speaker 3: Damn Wow Wow, Larry, I'll beat your fucking.

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Speaker 6: I missed that crack.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, is Larry.

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Speaker 5: Getting in an argument with your cardiologist doesn't count as.

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Speaker 4: A speaking of missing crack.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So let me recap. Does anybody really care non

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Speaker 1: football here because you guys are not doing well? Well,

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Speaker 1: fucking March madness is for the birds, Danny, I'm remoked. Well,

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Speaker 1: Jay uh let's see, you lost five units, so you're

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Speaker 1: down twelve units. Dylan lost one and a half, you're

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Speaker 1: down seventeen and a half. Bad Larry lost five year

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Speaker 1: like this is it's embarrassing.

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Speaker 3: Then it's a swing, a weekly swing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Danny long Ear, It's a swing and a miss

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Speaker 1: is what it is. Yeah, all right, well maybe we'll

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Speaker 1: do some football bets. Shaye just told us that he's

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Speaker 1: going to the Masters next next week.

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Speaker 4: Yes, okay, yeah, Wednesday, Thursday, going to the Masters. Have

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Speaker 4: you been there before? Never entered the lottery every year

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Speaker 4: the last I don't know, fifteen years, never got nothing.

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Speaker 4: Buddy's job. They sponsor some golfer who ain't even gonna

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Speaker 4: make it, but he got an extra ticket. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 3: That's huge.

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Speaker 1: So you go to the practice round on Wednesday.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and then we're flying out Thursday night late, so

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Speaker 4: probably gonna get some looks. I didn't think about the

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Speaker 4: Masters when I got the haircut. I probably would have waited.

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Speaker 4: I would wear a hat. Yeah, I think I'm gonna

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Speaker 4: wear that a big guys.

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Speaker 1: There, Yeah, because for those of you that you're listening

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Speaker 5: I mean, there's a bunch of ways you could describe it.

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Speaker 5: It sounds like he would have fit right in at

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Speaker 5: the Master's maybe one hundred and fifty years.

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Speaker 1: They didn't have the Master's one hundred and fifty years.

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Speaker 3: Ninety years ago.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's that masters is Marvin likes to say. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so Shae has got white walls, so the sides are

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Speaker 3: On top, yeah, slick back.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, some tattoos are visible as well. Yeah. I mean

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Speaker 4: not the normal spectators. One of these days we reveal

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Speaker 4: your identity. Yeah, let's go, Danny, I don't give a

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Speaker 4: shit anymore.

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Speaker 2: You don't.

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Speaker 4: Let's rock and roll, man.

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Speaker 5: Okay, Well, now people can piece it together. There's gonna

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Speaker 2: Yeah that's true.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, i'd wear a hat.

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Speaker 4: Well, not only that Vegas it was the same ship.

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Speaker 4: People were like, go, hey, what's up show.

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Speaker 1: It was like, oh, yeah, you look like shit. Thanks No, no,

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Speaker 1: I look like shade the same thing. What what mar Shaye?

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Speaker 7: Did you ask DP for VIP treatment?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Danny, what's up for the masters?

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Speaker 1: Oh you're on your own?

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Speaker 4: Thanks a lot.

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Speaker 3: You could call Bill Gates. Huh what is any a

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Speaker 4: Who cares man like? I would talk to Bill Gates

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Speaker 4: after what he did to us, all turning the frogs

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Speaker 3: Come on the florid thing.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so there's no special treatment. You're gonna get. The

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Speaker 1: is you'll load up. Your beers. Don't cost you anything.

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Speaker 1: Your sandwiches don't cost you anything.

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Speaker 4: Like two bucks?

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Speaker 1: Right yeah, yeah, yeah, they don't price gounge you there.

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Speaker 1: Merchandise they might do that. You go into a huge tent.

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Speaker 1: It's just all merchandise. I gotta buy some ship. I

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Speaker 3: You can mail it home from there, so you don't

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Speaker 1: In And are you in shape?

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Speaker 4: What are you talking about like walking? Yeah, I can walk, Nanny, No,

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Speaker 4: I mean you're gonna be walking. There's it's hilly, you're

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Speaker 4: gonna walk along? Yeah, I can walk, Danny. You can

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Speaker 4: smoke on the Master's course? Can you bang heaters?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 3: At least maybe?

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Speaker 4: I don't know where would you throw the cigarette? I

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Speaker 4: guess because they probably arrest you if you put that

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Speaker 4: portable ash tray. I can wear it on a fucking

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Speaker 3: Bring a dip?

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Speaker 1: Uh bad, Larry, have you been to the Masters?

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Speaker 6: I have not been to the Masters, but I hear

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Speaker 6: it's I hear it's unbelievable and Shay, yeah you're not.

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Speaker 6: is dirt cheap and definitely buy all your friends their ship.

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Speaker 4: I wonder if that extends to, like, you know, the

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Speaker 4: party favors as far as price goes. Do they not

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Speaker 4: price gouge at the Master's Cocaine?

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Speaker 1: They don't sell it on the grounds. A lot of bankers,

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Speaker 1: a lot of bankers at the Masters.

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Speaker 4: I bet I could score at the Masters.

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Speaker 3: Yes, Ray, it says here you can smoke at Augusta

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Speaker 4: Fuck yeah, Okay, they're gonna I'm gonna be so easy

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Speaker 4: to point out, Danny, you're gonna see me on TV.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, who's the guy flicked the cigarette butts in the bunker?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Actually there is an inside track for you. Condy Rice

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Speaker 5: So maybe I can reach out and be like, my

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Speaker 5: buddy's going to the Masters, what can you do for him?

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Speaker 3: Canny smoke there.

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Speaker 4: Chock full of warmongers and criminals. I can't wait.

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Speaker 1: All right, let me recap bad, Larry. That wasn't pretty

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Speaker 1: with college basketball. You've won two bets and then yeah

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Speaker 1: and then uh shay you uh you got Alabama right,

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Speaker 1: and you have Purdue winning March Madness. So those are

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Speaker 1: the things that were positive for you opening day. That

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Speaker 4: I'm fine with that. Of course, the fucking you Darvish

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Speaker 4: game goes over for the full nine innings and the

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Speaker 4: Son of a Bitch was locked in for the first

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Speaker 1: Uh, Dylan, it's not good either.

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Speaker 3: Bums of money, and I mean we on the Arizone

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Speaker 4: Doesn't matter who the coach is at just every like.

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Speaker 3: One of these days, right, they have to.

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Speaker 1: All right, bad Larry is leading, which is not saying

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Speaker 1: anything with this group so bad. I'll let you start

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Speaker 1: out with your bedge, basketball and masters.

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Speaker 6: Right, I understand we'll off next week. Yes, So I

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Speaker 6: just got three top twenty masters. I went on my

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Speaker 6: I had action for. Okay, So I just had to

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Speaker 6: So I want one union on Tom Kim Top twenty. Ray,

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Speaker 6: You're gonna have to yell out what my aunts are

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Speaker 6: because I had no idea.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 6: I have three guys, Tom Kim, Brooks Kopka, and Justin Thomas,

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Speaker 4: Just one unity okay, yeah right.

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Speaker 1: There are no lines out because it's early, but I'll

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Speaker 1: where Justin Thomas he got rid of his Caddy bones MACI.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, bones is Gonezo saw that on the Twitter.

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Speaker 3: I figured that was probably.

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Speaker 5: I mean, that's kind of like the shitty team firing

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Speaker 5: their coach after a while, like it's not working out

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Speaker 5: for no particular reason.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it might be the golfer I would think it.

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Speaker 1: I just cage a bad layer of your basketball picks.

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Speaker 6: Okay, First of all, how old is bones? He can't

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Speaker 3: I think he was prepared to.

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Speaker 1: That's yeah, no, bones, Bones is in good shape. I

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Speaker 1: mean he built like a marathon or.

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Speaker 6: All right, two units. So those three bests were the

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Speaker 6: three Masters best were all one unit, and I won

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Speaker 6: two units on Yukon minus eleven, two.

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Speaker 1: Eleven and a half, eight eleven and a half, two.

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Speaker 6: Years on Yukon minus eleven and a half, two units

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Speaker 6: on the NC State plus nine yep. Oh, you know,

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Speaker 6: throwing anything on top of that, okay, and then one

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Speaker 1: Five and a half, five and a half versus Perdue.

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Speaker 6: Okay, that's fine, all right, but I mean I still

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Speaker 6: want the Yukon bet if.

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Speaker 1: No matter who they're playing, nanty State, right, okay, uh Shay,

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Speaker 4: Yeah. I got a Purdue lane nine against Larry's team.

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Speaker 4: That's all I got for basketball and baseball America's past time.

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Speaker 4: I got the Guardians now Guardians, not the other name.

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Speaker 4: The Guardians plus one thirty against the Twinkies. I got

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Speaker 4: the Chicago White Sox back in shayse Wheelhouse plus one

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Speaker 4: Texas opened, Danny.

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Speaker 1: That's the Texas Valero Open. Howdy Howdy, howdy, San Antonio, Texas.

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Speaker 3: Right, you're not going to that instead of the Masters.

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Speaker 4: No, I didn't get the I would be a lot

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Speaker 4: more welcome at the Valero Open.

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Speaker 3: I believe that is true.

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Speaker 1: That no one's arguing.

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Speaker 4: There's several dudes that look like me at the Valerio.

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Speaker 4: They've all got conviction. Yes, yeah, I got Speed versus Rory,

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Speaker 4: got Colin Marikawa to plus four thousand odd, Zebra Jordan

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Speaker 1: Okay, that brings us to Dylan.

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Speaker 5: Alrighty I got a Purdue lay in the nine against

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Speaker 5: NC State Alabama plus eleven and a half against Yukon

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Speaker 5: because they have to not They've covered ten straight tournament

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Speaker 1: They you know, they win every one by double duty.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, So that has to stop at some point.

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Speaker 3: I'm probably gonna regret this.

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Speaker 5: But and then uh Bama and Yukon under one sixteen

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Speaker 5: two and a half against Iowa.

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Speaker 3: Wow, fading the.

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Speaker 5: And Masters, I mean there's no way you're going to

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Speaker 3: It's funny you should mention that Dan I am going

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Speaker 3: some JM.

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Speaker 5: Top ten, okay, yeah, giving him a little bit of

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Speaker 5: a Absolutely, he actually does play well.

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Speaker 1: Uh, of course he does.

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Speaker 3: And everywhere else. Of course you love him. He's gonna win.

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Speaker 4: That's what we got.

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Speaker 5: Adam Hadwin top ten and Nick Taylor top ten the

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Speaker 4: Sorry, yeah, I good, try.

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Speaker 5: Try to sneak that one. And Victor Hovelin to win

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Speaker 3: Justin Thomas to win. New Man on the bag, that's great.

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Speaker 1: He should be carrying his own clothes plus.

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Speaker 5: Twenty eight hundred. And then Shane Lowry has been playing

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Speaker 1: Top five, say fifty okay.

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Speaker 3: And Formula oh where?

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Speaker 4: Wucking sick of Formula one Australia.

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Speaker 3: I lose all these bets.

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Speaker 1: So how do they get how do they get the cars?

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Speaker 1: Did they put them on a ship to send him

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Speaker 3: I mean they must, right, you can't like.

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Speaker 1: I don't know any other way to get him over there?

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Speaker 3: Some like military plane.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess like they actually a boat

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Speaker 3: I wonder if they like part them out and then

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Speaker 3: rebuild them.

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Speaker 1: No, no way, no, no, I say they put him

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Speaker 1: ups or some ship DHL. Actually no, they have to

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Speaker 1: put them on on a boat. Has anybody ever done

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Speaker 1: a story on that? When they're loading them on and

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Speaker 1: then you get to see them and all the cars

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Speaker 4: Yeah, who cares? I fucking hate f How is F

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Speaker 4: one more popular than Nascar? I don't get it. I mean,

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Speaker 4: Nascar is awesome, there's rex, there's fights, there's all kinds

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Speaker 4: of ship and F one is just a bunch of

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Speaker 3: Tomato, Tomato.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if they go for the race as

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Speaker 4: Been to a NASCAR race, You go for the event.

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Speaker 1: I've been doing this.

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Speaker 4: It's a frat house.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, so is F one NASCAR, but just without the

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Speaker 7: Confederate flags.

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Speaker 4: No, the lady, European racism, Trump's the South racism every

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Speaker 4: fucking day of the week. Go to Italy as a

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Speaker 4: is rude and inconsiderate.

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Speaker 8: And yeah, have you met in a town that's exactly

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Speaker 4: Yell, hey Shay.

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Speaker 7: I met my wife who's an Italian, and so I

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Speaker 7: was like, hey, Summer family don't speak English. I was like, hey,

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Speaker 7: I'm gonna ease you tell me every Rachel this was

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Speaker 7: about to happen, I said, I triple dog dare you?

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Speaker 7: I said, boy, the anger from my ancestors is about

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Speaker 7: to come out. All of you better stop playing. Wow, hey, Marvin,

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Speaker 7: would you call me on?

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Speaker 4: Marvin?

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Speaker 3: Okay, you're the lady at the nails. On is like,

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Speaker 3: I do speak Vietnamese.

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Speaker 1: By the way, anybody got any future bets on football?

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Speaker 1: I didn't know that. By the way, DraftKings proposed a

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Speaker 1: hypothetical if the Pistons played Connecticut. So the Pistons Mike

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Speaker 1: Greenberg said this on The mother Ship, where he said

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Speaker 1: that Connecticut I think could make the playoffs.

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Speaker 3: Okay, the NBA playoffs?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, yes, which is really silly.

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Speaker 4: No chance.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Silly's a nice way to put it down.

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Speaker 1: What do you think the line is? The hypothetical line

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Speaker 4: Husky Pistons minus eighteen.

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Speaker 3: What do you think doing minus sixty?

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Speaker 1: Minus forty five?

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Speaker 4: Fair?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Why don't they just settle this debate and have

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Speaker 5: them play each other like exhibition.

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Speaker 4: Gar Yeah, like when we played the Commis in hockey. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: like when the Flyers beat the shit out of those

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Speaker 4: unhuman bastards. Commis ain't real people, Danny, give them a helicopter.

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Speaker 1: Right, anybody have any anything else that they would like

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Speaker 1: to talk about. We will be off next week. We're

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Speaker 1: on vacation next week, so bad layer, you won't have

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Speaker 1: to join us interrupting your lunch.

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Speaker 6: Right, I've already been to raise I'm going I'm sitting

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Speaker 6: in the car outside. I'm going back in round two.

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Speaker 6: I only had soup so far. And who are the

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Speaker 6: masters supposed.

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Speaker 4: To be fabulous?

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Speaker 1: Are you? Are you having? How many beers do you

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Speaker 1: have at lunch?

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Speaker 6: No? None? You don't have anything right next.

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Speaker 4: To the bullship is right next door?

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Speaker 6: But no, no, I don't. I told you we had

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Speaker 6: this conversation. I'm not an afternoon drinker.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I just have eleven cokes at lunch. Way, Larry,

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Speaker 3: what kind of soup did you have tomato.

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Speaker 6: I was cream and chicken with wild right, Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 6: thatt a Italian wedding. They were the only.

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Speaker 4: Two heavy soups and heavy beer.

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Speaker 3: He was a ministru.

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Speaker 4: But he's not drinking beer. Here's no chance he's making

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Speaker 4: it to a hunter though. He's just no, he's not.

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Speaker 4: We know that eating cream and drinking.

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Speaker 6: But cut down the cokes, guys. I'm drinking water at lunch.

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Speaker 3: Okay, wow, a handful of water.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but like New Jersey water is probably just.

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Speaker 3: Just trace him out to the cyanide in there.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, tell everybody at Raised that we settlelo Larry,

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Speaker 1: thank you and we'll talk to you.

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Speaker 4: So fun.

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Speaker 1: That's bad, Larry mad Larry owes us another visit here.

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Speaker 3: It's been a while.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he needs to come up, Yeah, but I don't.

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Speaker 1: He's to bring his sister in law too, with the xanax.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, to bring her.

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Speaker 4: Well, I don't know if he'd even remember the xantak.

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Speaker 4: We should force him to bring pills and smuggle him

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Speaker 4: across state lines for us, because him getting arrested for

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Speaker 4: that would be the funniest talk about content. Dah.

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Speaker 1: But why do you want xanax in the afternoon.

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Speaker 4: I got anxiety, Danny, look at me. I'm anxious.

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Speaker 1: I got anxiety looking at you.

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Speaker 3: We can just split them.

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Speaker 4: I should bring some of the masters. Why for all

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Speaker 4: the anxiety, I'm gonna be getting pointed at and stared at.

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Speaker 4: I remember the last time I went.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't xanax put you to sleep again?

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Speaker 4: It makes you forget everything too. So it's been great

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Speaker 4: for my life.

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Speaker 3: So if you can arrest up, the mask.

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Speaker 4: Needs to take it. Well, that's where I used to

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Speaker 4: rate it from. And then she cut off her prescription.

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Speaker 1: So man, brash shocks. You don't have any fun in

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Speaker 1: your life anymore.

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Speaker 4: No, you had a good run, though, I had a

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Speaker 4: really good run. I'll be back, Nanny, I'll be back.

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Speaker 4: This happens, This always happens. I'm on again, off again, ciclical. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: it's all a cycle.

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Speaker 3: Age sixty five to sixty six.

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Speaker 4: I can't wait. Yeah, I'm going to be a degenerate.

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Speaker 1: If you have another kid, though, I wish man, But

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Speaker 1: if you have another one, then all of a sudden

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Speaker 1: not going to be able to.

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Speaker 4: Get after it. No, that didn't That's never stopped me.

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Speaker 4: Oh it didn't know.

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Speaker 3: I don't think that was a fact.

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Speaker 1: Were you there when your.

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Speaker 4: Daughters were born? Yeah? Yes, the third one was born

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Speaker 4: during COVID. So they wouldn't let me leave the room

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Speaker 4: at all, which was incredible. So you couldn't go into

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Speaker 1: I couldn't leave the room. The first two I could leave,

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Speaker 1: so I'd go to the cafeteria and East food to

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Speaker 1: stay there while the baby. Say the entire time, and

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Speaker 1: they made it was bullshit. It was somebody, you know,

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Speaker 1: the roommate's screaming in pain and they're telling me, hey,

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Speaker 1: your mask is down a little bit, and this saint

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Speaker 1: the fucking day lady, leave it alone. They wouldn't let

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Speaker 1: me go get a freaking snack from the concessions.

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Speaker 4: It was bullshit. Nor Walk hospital sucks ass, by the way,

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Speaker 4: Why that's the worst? Why?

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Speaker 1: Why why they couldn't stop you if you ran out?

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Speaker 1: What were they gonna do? Kick me out of the hospital. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you already saw the baby. No, this is before I

447
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Speaker 1: was like, let me get the fuck out of here.

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Speaker 4: For a minute. You already had two though, right, exactly.

449
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Speaker 4: Believe me, watching them birth is boring. It's not like

450
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Speaker 4: the second kid that was born I brought like DVDs

451
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Speaker 4: and movies and like a blanket for me to relax

452
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:28,520
Speaker 4: because the first one took like fucking half a day,

453
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Speaker 4: like I don't know, she couldn't figure it out. I

454
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Speaker 4: don't know why. It's it ain't complicated, just push. And

455
00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:37,680
Speaker 4: then the second one popped out like a fucking great

456
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Speaker 4: just boom gone, and I didn't have time to watch

457
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Speaker 4: any movies or do anything, and they sent us to

458
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Speaker 4: the stupid you know what do you call it a

459
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Speaker 4: titty ward where they milk them.

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Speaker 3: I think it's called the titty war.

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Speaker 4: The titty ward where they put the baby on the titty. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: and then you know, that was it. But it was

463
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Speaker 4: a great hospital, shout out to Chicago, Okaya. Had a

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Speaker 4: view of the lake, good food. One thing they wouldn't

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Speaker 4: let me do those stay in the room for the epidural.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, they make you get up.

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Speaker 4: You know why because if they miss and fucking paralyze

468
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Speaker 4: your wife, you can't testify in the fucking court case.

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Speaker 3: That's what it is.

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Speaker 4: Yes, it's insurance, Like they don't want you to witness

471
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Speaker 4: some fucking jack hole shaking and fucking up your wife's

472
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Speaker 4: spinal cord because you can testify and say, by the way,

473
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Speaker 4: which would be the worst luck I'd ever have, because

474
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Speaker 4: you get no money because they don't you know, if

475
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Speaker 4: they're not working, what percentage of their income you're gonna

476
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Speaker 4: get from the insurance adjusters? Nothing? And then you got

477
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Speaker 4: to take care of a baby and a paralyzed wife. God,

478
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Speaker 4: what a nightmare.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know that. That's why you're not allowed to

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Speaker 1: be it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. I got kicked out of our birth in class

482
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Speaker 4: because I kept questioning the teacher and then I finally

483
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Speaker 4: figured it out and they asked me to leave.

484
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but if something happens with the epidural, then it

485
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Speaker 1: doesn't matter if you're there, they're gonna know that something

486
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Speaker 1: happened with the epidural.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but if the guy's fucked up in some way,

488
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Speaker 4: or he slips or coughs or sneezes or whatever the fuck,

489
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:01,920
Speaker 4: and then as it in if somebody can say, hey, look,

490
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Speaker 4: this is what happened. I'm a witness to this atrocity.

491
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Speaker 5: But they probably don't want you to like the guy

492
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Speaker 5: to like come over and beat the ship out of

493
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Speaker 5: the doctor too, if something goes wrong, Like.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's insurance, man, it's insurance. They're getting the wow

495
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:15,680
Speaker 4: they're always getting. I didn't know that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I did not know that breaking news over here.

497
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,240
Speaker 1: Yeah I knew there was a reason why I wanted

498
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Speaker 1: to listen to this podcast, and now I found out

499
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Speaker 1: by the way Shay and Irving podcast wherever you get

500
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Speaker 1: your podcast?

501
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Speaker 4: Uh, the detch end of the year, doing it tonight,

502
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Speaker 4: recording tonight. We got a lot of candidates popping up

503
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Speaker 4: on the Twitter. I keep getting weird news articles sent

504
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Speaker 4: to me that I got to read, so it's getting creepy.

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Speaker 1: These are fans who send you.

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Speaker 4: Fans is a strong word, I would say, the commentariat.

507
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Speaker 4: They just like yelling at me.

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Speaker 1: Why.

509
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Speaker 4: I guess I'm a divisive figure.

510
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Speaker 1: You're polarizing.

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Speaker 4: Polarizing is the word I was looking for. I'm a

512
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Speaker 4: polarizing figure. People either love me or hate me.

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Speaker 3: Polarized people said Jim Jones was polarizing.

514
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Speaker 4: TI what a leader? What a leader?

515
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:01,920
Speaker 3: You may have something going.

516
00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:04,800
Speaker 1: Talk about the power of think. You could persuade people

517
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Speaker 1: to drink kool aid?

518
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:08,440
Speaker 4: Yeah I could. No, you absolutely, I could persuade people

519
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:10,800
Speaker 4: to do drugs, Danny. If I can do that, I

520
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Speaker 4: can pass some kool aid out.

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Speaker 1: Well, I don't. That's different. You're doing drugs is different

522
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,880
Speaker 1: than here's kool aid. You're gonna kill yourself?

523
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Speaker 4: No, no, no, you don't tell them you're gonna kill yourself.

524
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Speaker 1: You don't think those people knew that they when they

525
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Speaker 1: were drinking the kool aid, they were gonna die.

526
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Speaker 4: No, not at all of them. No, especially the kids.

527
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Speaker 3: The kids might not have. Everyone else.

528
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:29,960
Speaker 4: The kids were just like whoa sugar?

529
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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, goddamn jungle.

530
00:23:34,119 --> 00:23:35,440
Speaker 4: Yeah they got kool aid.

531
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Speaker 7: Yeah so everybody, So I Shay asked you to whear

532
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Speaker 7: white nikes, don't do it.

533
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

534
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:45,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, here's a bunch of barbiturates and fucking flavor iceed

535
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Speaker 5: go to town.

536
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Speaker 4: That's a Tuesday night brother, did you say barbituates?

537
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Speaker 3: Yeah? Okay, that's what they all took.

538
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Speaker 4: I mean, top top cult leaders. He's up there for sure.

539
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:59,760
Speaker 4: Koresh is up there too, obviously, Texas homegrown David Duke.

540
00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:03,720
Speaker 4: Maybe dude's not a cult leader, the political figure obviously.

541
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Speaker 3: Get Yeah, that one. I don't know. My friend, my

542
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Speaker 3: buddy was one of the.

543
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Speaker 1: Starters tattooing them.

544
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:16,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, like a branding. He's branding working girls. Oh no,

545
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Speaker 4: a cult leader, I guess I.

546
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Speaker 5: Mean, but he was also like he it was like

547
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Speaker 5: a listed as like a legitimate like there was a

548
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:27,320
Speaker 5: legit business called Nexium, right that was attached to it

549
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Speaker 5: or I don't.

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Speaker 4: Know, he's not in my tone.

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Speaker 1: Isn't that a drug like it in there?

552
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:33,959
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's like a like an allergy thing.

553
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Speaker 4: Oh yeah with I U M yeah yeah right, this

554
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Speaker 4: was like n X I yeah, nerd Okay, I.

555
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Speaker 1: Think we've done enough damage here, you think so? Yeah.

556
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Speaker 1: It's a shade Irving wherever you get your podcast, and

557
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Speaker 1: my thanks to Ray the producer, Dylan the graphics guy,

558
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:54,439
Speaker 1: Bad Larry Shane Irving, and Marvin of course, who helps

559
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Speaker 1: run all the equipment here. We'll be off next week

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Speaker 1: and we'll come back with the Vengeance after that. Dan

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Speaker 1: Patrick takes a gap.

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Speaker 3: Hmm