Speaker 1: Welcome to movie Crush, a production of I Heart Radio.
Speaker 1: You don't like being assigned to persona, I'm simply me Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: welcome to the movie Crush. Thanks. It's so happy to
Speaker 1: be here. It's a perfect way to open the show.
Speaker 1: Removed off of our duck, off the comfort of our
Speaker 1: breezy duck for a dank basement. It is a bit dank,
Speaker 1: well dank, yeah, I mean it's underground. There's zero finished
Speaker 1: basements that don't still feel a little like a basement,
Speaker 1: a little murderous. No, this isn't murderous favernus. It's wine
Speaker 1: kby to me, Well, then you should be super excited
Speaker 1: because you love yourself a wine cave. I do. I
Speaker 1: also love myself a breezy day, so you know I've
Speaker 1: had the best of both worlds within. The good news
Speaker 1: is with this door shut, it doesn't smell quite as
Speaker 1: much as cat fits. We don't really need to talk
Speaker 1: about that. I'm like severely bummed about that. We have
Speaker 1: to high maintenance cats. How many litter boxes? Four and
Speaker 1: one still piece on the goddamn couch. I can't talk
Speaker 1: about this. This is like harshing my buzz in a
Speaker 1: big way all right, everybody, here's what we decided to do.
Speaker 1: We decided to do just a little quick special, probably
Speaker 1: about twenty minutes. I didn't even know what I'm doing here.
Speaker 1: I know because I can call girl until you're done
Speaker 1: with me. Hey, I'll be here all night. So what
Speaker 1: happened is I looked on the movie Crushers page. Everybody
Speaker 1: and Joe Kimber you killed it because I don't think you.
Speaker 1: You may have created this, but it looks like you
Speaker 1: shared something that was just kind of fun, which is
Speaker 1: choose your quarantine house. And it had six houses with
Speaker 1: five celebrities in each, and it's a really I think piece.
Speaker 1: At the end of the day, I gave you a
Speaker 1: laptop because I didn't know who a couple of these
Speaker 1: people were, and I'm currently looking at total washlet whatever stuff.
Speaker 1: You should know. Fans will understand that because Josh recommended
Speaker 1: that as the bid day of choice. Apparently that might
Speaker 1: be coming to a home near me sometimes soon well
Speaker 1: to a butthole near you. You always have to take it.
Speaker 1: There's base everyone, really, So uh, here's here's how it works.
Speaker 1: There are eight how I'm sorry, six houses, and I
Speaker 1: didn't mess with these at all. I was going to
Speaker 1: construct my own, but then too much thought goes into that,
Speaker 1: and I know you and who you wouldn't want to
Speaker 1: be with. I thought it was kind of perfect as is.
Speaker 1: I think I know which house you'd want to be in,
Speaker 1: but I think we should go through these houses and
Speaker 1: just discuss debate. Delighted. Here's the thing. I don't even
Speaker 1: know what you're talking about. Quarantine house. So you're stuck
Speaker 1: in a house for this uh stupid new awful normal
Speaker 1: normal that we're living and there are five celebrities there
Speaker 1: and you I'm not there. It's just you and these
Speaker 1: five people. Which house would you want to be in?
Speaker 1: So it's not I'm not picking the actual architectural house.
Speaker 1: This is not one of you got me down here
Speaker 1: just by the way. What, Yeah, you thought it was
Speaker 1: like an Emily an architecture game. Yes, because you're a
Speaker 1: design freak. Yes, I thought I was picking like the
Speaker 1: like the atmosphere in which I would be No, it's
Speaker 1: these are the five people that you have to live
Speaker 1: with in quarantine Okay, I thought you were you primed me,
Speaker 1: but I just heard house. Did I prime the pump?
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means good answer. All right,
Speaker 1: So I don't think you should pick out yet. Just
Speaker 1: sort of keep these in mind. We'll go over them again,
Speaker 1: and we'll just discuss the various peoples in these houses.
Speaker 1: Can I have a bit like, is there like a
Speaker 1: mid century Modern with Jennifer Aniston? Make it whatever the
Speaker 1: funk house you want. The house is whatever style that
Speaker 1: you want. It can be your dream house. The point
Speaker 1: is not the house. But I'm like, I feel like
Speaker 1: it's not It's not the mash game. It's not like
Speaker 1: you live in a treehouse with this people and then
Speaker 1: a mansion with these people. Look, I get it. I'm
Speaker 1: a thinking person. You did get me down here with
Speaker 1: the promise of talking about houses, and now you've changed
Speaker 1: it false pretense a little bit. All right, So I'm
Speaker 1: just saying I wouldn't mind having a house, and I
Speaker 1: might need a couple of houses to pick from if
Speaker 1: I'm in between celebrity crews. But go ahead, let's just
Speaker 1: let's just all right, all right, House number one, it
Speaker 1: is a beautiful house. Stop you've ruined it. You've ruined
Speaker 1: the part. My drapes are dead, and keep in mind
Speaker 1: you get I'm gonna go ahead and make the rule.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, you get no animals. It's not like you
Speaker 1: get your I don't know if you know of any
Speaker 1: of these people's animals, but let's say no one can
Speaker 1: bring their animals alright. House number one, you're in a
Speaker 1: house with Justin Bieber. Oh God, that alone might disqualify this.
Speaker 1: Who else is in this house? Will Ferrell? I don't
Speaker 1: know if he can ask that Justin Bieber. By the way,
Speaker 1: I signed the petition to have him. What's it called
Speaker 1: when you get removed from your country? You had Justin
Speaker 1: Bieber like any or whatever devorted. I signed that in
Speaker 1: a couple of years ago. It's just like, this seems
Speaker 1: like a good use of my thirty seconds signature power.
Speaker 1: I've signed two petitions in my life that I've signed
Speaker 1: petitions all the time. But go ahead, all right, Biebes,
Speaker 1: Will Ferrell, fun guy. Seems nice because you gotta think
Speaker 1: about I r L. Yeah, Like, how am I get
Speaker 1: to spend my time exactly? And I might actually be
Speaker 1: able to help Justin Bieber? Not be so Justin Bieber.
Speaker 1: I'm not a believer. You're a nonbeliever. I'm a nonbeliever.
Speaker 1: Kylie Jenner, I don't know which one that is. This
Speaker 1: house is looking not good to me. It's not. She
Speaker 1: is a self made billionaire, which is in respect. She's
Speaker 1: like twenty two or twenty three, and granted she year
Speaker 1: old billionaire. I don't think so multimillionaire billionaire. Baby, what
Speaker 1: did she do? There's like cosmetics and ships? Really? Oh yeah?
Speaker 1: The girl is like, I know nothing about the Genners, which, okay,
Speaker 1: I have a People dot Com and in US Magazine
Speaker 1: dot com habit, so I know. It's not like you're
Speaker 1: watching their reality TV. God, you know more than you should.
Speaker 1: I hate reality television. But I do read these This
Speaker 1: is my dirty secret. This is my no you've always
Speaker 1: been your little People dot Com headline lady. I read
Speaker 1: this ship so I know more about the Kardashian people
Speaker 1: than I really would like to admit. But these are
Speaker 1: the com ex cities that make me love me. It's fine,
Speaker 1: it's complicated. You're also an unbelievable snob about all this stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah I'm a ship. Yeah, but you'll trash out yeah
Speaker 1: in the right way. Well, in my way, it's right
Speaker 1: for me. Yes. Yes, you can all make your own judgments,
Speaker 1: just keep them yourself. So Kylie, Jenner is the youngest one.
Speaker 1: If you look at her, google her when she's like
Speaker 1: fourteen or sixteen. She's had more plastic surgery than women
Speaker 1: triple her eight really looks like a completely different human being. Really, yes,
Speaker 1: and and has made but she is a billionaire from
Speaker 1: these Kylie cosmetics. She is like such an influencer. I
Speaker 1: didn't know that she was an had a legit business.
Speaker 1: I kind of wrongly thought all of the Jenners were
Speaker 1: just sort of famous for being famous. They all have
Speaker 1: these kind of legit businesses. But like hers is, she's
Speaker 1: really killed it. She's good for the right combination of things.
Speaker 1: So like, I support that all right, And she seems
Speaker 1: the least trashy of all of them if we're being honest.
Speaker 1: So next is Dr Phil Oh God, I hate this
Speaker 1: house like it's the worst style of worse house. It is,
Speaker 1: uh and some good redemption here, Mindy Kaling. Mindy Kaling
Speaker 1: hates this house. I'm gonna come get men indicating and
Speaker 1: take her to the house where I ended. I replied
Speaker 1: to this, and thank you again to Joe Kimber for
Speaker 1: posting this, and and Joe Kimber, well, I don't even
Speaker 1: know how many comments or a bunch of comments, and
Speaker 1: people are into it. But I said which houses I
Speaker 1: would want to be in? I picked two, and I said,
Speaker 1: and I just want to say, I feel really bad
Speaker 1: for Will Ferrell mendicaling because that house is ship. I
Speaker 1: was thinking Will Smith. You said, well Farell, Yes, two
Speaker 1: different people. Oh yeah, like I'm super No, Will Farrell
Speaker 1: would be great. Well Smith is a bit of a boer.
Speaker 1: I think, yes, but let's sit around and listen to
Speaker 1: him talk about himself. Now I know in my mind
Speaker 1: Will Ferrell and Justin Bieber and you know whatever. Okay,
Speaker 1: So now I'm like, now I have to rescue Will
Speaker 1: Ferrell and mind. Although if I have to pick the
Speaker 1: two of them, you're gonna say, of course, well Ferrell
Speaker 1: can take care of I cannot live at this house,
Speaker 1: for I can't even visit this. Okay, House number two,
Speaker 1: Reese Witherspoon, I might live here, Lin Manuel Miranda. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you've got Reese for wine and good conversation. You
Speaker 1: got Lin Manuel bringing his talents. Has everyone seen that
Speaker 1: John Krasinski thing I posted and it went on fire?
Speaker 1: So I have watched that so sweet? Did you watch
Speaker 1: it again? I watched it, and I called Ruby and
Speaker 1: away from whatever TV she was watching at the time,
Speaker 1: which I think was p J Masks, And I was like,
Speaker 1: this is really good, and like people started popping on
Speaker 1: and she was a little bit. She was watching because
Speaker 1: it's television and she will watch anything on the screen.
Speaker 1: She was like, and I said, Okay, it's about to
Speaker 1: get good. Like when everyone was coming in, she waited
Speaker 1: until way further down she goes, hasn't gotten good yet,
Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm so mad right now. So
Speaker 1: the Hamilton didn't didn't grab her. It did, but but
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like whatever she thought I was bringing
Speaker 1: to the table did not show up. Yeah, Ruby wouldn't
Speaker 1: want to be at our house. Who else is in
Speaker 1: the house? Yeah? Exactly? All right, So Reese Weatherspoon, Manuel Miranda.
Speaker 1: This where it gets a little rough for you, But
Speaker 1: where I was okay with it because we have a
Speaker 1: little bit of a disagreement here. Um, a little lady
Speaker 1: named Miley Cyrus. I can't dorus, why doesn't she go
Speaker 1: into the Justin Bieber House? Like if I switch her,
Speaker 1: that's not how the game works. This is not a
Speaker 1: swap me. They're going to have to be too other
Speaker 1: really strong candidates because I can I feel well see
Speaker 1: the next one that Cyrus like I do about Tom Cruise,
Speaker 1: like I hate her face. I can barely. I can't
Speaker 1: explain why I don't mind her. And you know, I
Speaker 1: don't think I'm not some big fan, but like I've
Speaker 1: seen her in interviews where I was where she's grown up,
Speaker 1: not you know, when she was just like sticking her
Speaker 1: tongue out every two seconds in a photo. But I've
Speaker 1: seen her in a couple of things. Maybe SNL was
Speaker 1: one of them. I was kind of like, Alright, Miley
Speaker 1: Cyrus is not that bad. I can handle her. I
Speaker 1: think she's got a good sense of humor. I bet
Speaker 1: she's pretty fucking fun in a house. I don't think
Speaker 1: she's as like. I don't think she's like having a
Speaker 1: Genner around. For Christ's sake, I'd take Collie Jenner over
Speaker 1: Miley Cyrus. But keep okay, all right, we'll see the
Speaker 1: next one I I could totally handle and be into
Speaker 1: having some good conversations with. But I know what your
Speaker 1: reaction is going to be. Quentin Tarantino, Oh God, I
Speaker 1: thought your action was going to be kill me. Please no,
Speaker 1: because you know at one point I was a big
Speaker 1: Quentin Tarantino fan. But the talking, I know, the verbosity
Speaker 1: is no, that's right. I think you and Reese would
Speaker 1: have to steal away to your own little quiet corner
Speaker 1: of that house. After her, Lynn Manuel, Miranda Miley, Cyrus,
Speaker 1: Quentin Tarantino, and Chrissie Teagan is the last entry. She's hilarious.
Speaker 1: She is pretty funny. Yeah, she's hilarious. I don't know,
Speaker 1: hilarious enough to balance out He's created some complex group
Speaker 1: dynamics I know. And I will say that Christy Teagan
Speaker 1: had my favorite tweet about the uh, you know, our
Speaker 1: governor here in Georgia who we did not vote for
Speaker 1: or count as our governor. Very national got national news
Speaker 1: for very stupidly saying about, oh, I don't know eight
Speaker 1: days ago, six six days ago, that he just found
Speaker 1: out that coronavirus had asymptomatic spread. And tweet was, I
Speaker 1: am very dumb and I knew this was true. I
Speaker 1: can't really comment on that. I know nothing about her
Speaker 1: except hearing her occasional tweets, and I'm not even on Twitter,
Speaker 1: but she just seems like she's kind of fun and funny.
Speaker 1: I will say, she's somebody who gets into the drama
Speaker 1: but manages to make it not dramatic, and for that
Speaker 1: like I like her. I kind of prefer people that
Speaker 1: don't deal in the drama. That's a pretty good house
Speaker 1: to do it in a way. Um, Miley Cyrus is
Speaker 1: a huge deal breaker in Quentin Tarantino, I'm trying to
Speaker 1: picture myself trapped in corners trying to get I don't
Speaker 1: see you in a house with him going well, but
Speaker 1: Reese Witherspoon man, all right, keep going like I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go and say, this is one of my two houses.
Speaker 1: I was way down. Reese Lynn Manuel, Miley Sarrus seems
Speaker 1: cool enough. Christie Teagin's fun and Quentin and I could
Speaker 1: totally jam on movies, and I could totally walk back
Speaker 1: all the times that I've said that he needs an editor.
Speaker 1: And you could never ever get a word in edgewise. So,
Speaker 1: but you're pretty good at letting people talk at you
Speaker 1: and pretend that this house has some promise. All right.
Speaker 1: House three, David Blaine, I really like the the the
Speaker 1: variance of the of the people here. Yeah like magic,
Speaker 1: you like magic? He's one He dated Fiona Apple, So okay,
Speaker 1: she's cool and he seems kind of fun on a
Speaker 1: personal level, and it has a good sense of humor,
Speaker 1: I think. But he's a little self serious, but that
Speaker 1: might also just be the magician thing. Yeah, the persona,
Speaker 1: I need to know a little bit more about him,
Speaker 1: but he's not a deal breaker because I don't know enough.
Speaker 1: But he doesn't seem borish to me, and that's really
Speaker 1: what you don't want. And remember this is quarantine. No,
Speaker 1: I know that. Quentin Tarantino just made me jump off
Speaker 1: the fifth floor balcony. Quarantino no good. So next was
Speaker 1: my big deal breaker for this house. Kanye. Oh, I
Speaker 1: could not And you know what, which is funny because
Speaker 1: Kanye has become Kanye and I'm not saying back in
Speaker 1: the day, but when his first album came out, Calls
Speaker 1: Dropout came out, I fucking loved it. It was amazing
Speaker 1: and that was sort of pre all the persona and
Speaker 1: it was really fucking good. And um now, I just
Speaker 1: I couldn't live in the house with that guy. I'm
Speaker 1: fairly interested to witness narcissism happening and mental illness, to
Speaker 1: be honest, on more so than living with me. Well,
Speaker 1: you're different than Kanye, thank you. I'm here for you.
Speaker 1: But I can't really like talk about you right now though,
Speaker 1: because I'm talking about Kanye. Okay, so keep keep it
Speaker 1: to Jeezy exactly so easy or is it Jeezy spelled
Speaker 1: with I don't I don't know. These things are not
Speaker 1: important to me. Um, it'd be interesting to see this
Speaker 1: on an up close and personal level. No, for like,
Speaker 1: if you really get written about, like I need to
Speaker 1: see this guy operating on like like over a period
Speaker 1: of like twelve hours, because how about like two months?
Speaker 1: Well that twelve hours a day. I can't getting to
Speaker 1: jump off a cliff territory. But or maybe not about him.
Speaker 1: Maybe Kanye gets real. I think he's massively full of shit.
Speaker 1: But also I don't know, it's interesting. He's like he's
Speaker 1: a cult leader, like those people are really interested. There's
Speaker 1: a crazy genius to him, Yes, of course, but he is.
Speaker 1: He's totally like he incites profits and things. I'm interested
Speaker 1: in that personality that's more doable than Bieber or Cyrus
Speaker 1: or Tarantino. There's a lot of music going on in
Speaker 1: this house, which could be interesting interests me a lot
Speaker 1: like House One had Bieber as your only musical Outlet
Speaker 1: and Kill Me and House Number two had Lin Manuel
Speaker 1: and Miley. Uh yes, no, he might could cool her
Speaker 1: up a bit, keep going. So next is Billie Eilish,
Speaker 1: who I know nothing about. She's were talented and seems cool,
Speaker 1: but she might be a little moody. No, I don't
Speaker 1: think so. You don't think so. You think she's not
Speaker 1: adding in the bedroom. She's pretty cool cat, but she's young,
Speaker 1: but like she's I don't know, there's something about her,
Speaker 1: all right, you dig it? Yeah, okay, do alright. So
Speaker 1: David Blaine, Kanye West, Billie Eilish, Taylor Swift. I would
Speaker 1: take her in a heartbeat. I think she's kind of cool.
Speaker 1: I'm not a fan of her music, but she seems
Speaker 1: like she's kind of got it together. I'm going to
Speaker 1: tell you something. I've become a bit of a Taylor
Speaker 1: Swift fan. Nothing to do with the music. Like she's
Speaker 1: kind of had this, like she's grown up. She's grown
Speaker 1: up in the spotlight. I can't imagine. She is impossibly
Speaker 1: under the microscope all the time, all the time, and
Speaker 1: I kind of like some of the fights she's fighting
Speaker 1: for herself. I don't know. I started to speak out
Speaker 1: a little bit on some things, and I've given her
Speaker 1: some props for some of the public statements she's made
Speaker 1: politically and well a lot of like her fighting for music,
Speaker 1: Like she's she's learning what her voice means to people,
Speaker 1: and she's becoming a woman, I think, with her own voice.
Speaker 1: And I have no stake in this, but like the
Speaker 1: artist writes thing and going up against some pretty powerful
Speaker 1: people in some pretty powerful peers. And I'm reading both
Speaker 1: sides too, because I don't know enough about her to
Speaker 1: know if I trust her or not. But I'm trusting
Speaker 1: her more the more I read about this, and I
Speaker 1: like where she's heading. I do as a person. So
Speaker 1: this house has some promise for you. Actually, and then
Speaker 1: Oprah in his house is on my list, like I
Speaker 1: would Oprah almost is all I would need because I
Speaker 1: think that would be such an interesting house. And I
Speaker 1: think she could like wax on wax off Kanye, I
Speaker 1: like push him. He doesn't have to sit there and
Speaker 1: listen to Kanye, because he would even be like you know,
Speaker 1: Queen Oprah. No, he would probably try to overwhelm her.
Speaker 1: But Oprah has skills. She did not get what she
Speaker 1: where she was by yes, by letting people like Kanye run. However,
Speaker 1: So I feel like if I hung in Oprah's, like yeah,
Speaker 1: general vicinity, I could get away from Kanye is to
Speaker 1: teach me the skills to manage myself. And then you
Speaker 1: got Billie Eilish thing you need some songs. You got
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift kind of like you can talk about your products.
Speaker 1: You probably love him. And then you got David Blaine
Speaker 1: popping in everyone and now and then I'm pulling out
Speaker 1: of get pulling a card from behind your ear. But
Speaker 1: he's like he did he levitates into the room, didn't
Speaker 1: he make didn't he make a building disappear or something? No,
Speaker 1: that was the old stuff that was like what's his face? Copperfield?
Speaker 1: He David Blaine. He used to do the great street Magic,
Speaker 1: which is his best stuff, um walking around on like
Speaker 1: the streets of New York or Chicago and doing like
Speaker 1: the quarter of people's ear. No, doing like really good
Speaker 1: card tricks basically with like street folks. Yeah, I feel
Speaker 1: like this house has a lot of problems, like done
Speaker 1: some stuff all right. House number four, I do a
Speaker 1: lot of listening in this house. I feel like, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: oh and House number three, there's a lot of talkers.
Speaker 1: Billy should should be quite in music. No, in music,
Speaker 1: like there's there's a lot and you know, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go and throw in. I'm going to assume that that
Speaker 1: people like Billie Eilish can have her guitar and keyboard,
Speaker 1: or Taylor Swift can have her guitar brother plays all
Speaker 1: the instruments as he get to come. Uh, well she
Speaker 1: has his track. All right, how's number four? Those are
Speaker 1: the first three. We'll go back over all these um
Speaker 1: number one. To me, this was a little bit of
Speaker 1: a I don't know thing, which is are you yawning
Speaker 1: on the damn Megan Markel? I will have a lot
Speaker 1: of interest in Mega Markles. So she Yeah, I'd like
Speaker 1: to see what makes her tick. For sure. We're a
Speaker 1: pretty heavy Royals fans. Yeah, big, big big Royals. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: And and like I'm very interested in this new dynamic.
Speaker 1: Like if I could like like if Mega Marco could
Speaker 1: be real with me, I have a lot of questions. Okay, two,
Speaker 1: I would not share at Mega Marco. I don't need
Speaker 1: to make Yeah, I'm sure she's listening. No, but you
Speaker 1: would you would be all over that ship. Number two.
Speaker 1: This is someone I had to look up. But I
Speaker 1: don't know who this is. Demi Lovato, I know who
Speaker 1: she is? What is She's a pop singer? Okay, she's
Speaker 1: the one who just had the big overdose. Oh jeez,
Speaker 1: I hope not. I think she was. Really she may
Speaker 1: be bipolar and have had the overdose. One of them,
Speaker 1: one of the young. This is my people dot com
Speaker 1: knowledge will probably send me for um. If it's who
Speaker 1: I think it was. I might be she's had a
Speaker 1: trouble pass but she's trying to work through it. Okay.
Speaker 1: The only thing about this house is it makes me
Speaker 1: wonder about like musician or other talents coming in, Like
Speaker 1: what do they offer a house? So Megan Marco, Demi Lovato,
Speaker 1: number three, Tina Fe I mean yes, number five? I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: number four? Um, the cloons Clooney? Yeah really you know
Speaker 1: that sealed it for me. Oh my god, I would
Speaker 1: just be like she shined. Mr Clooney is super appealing
Speaker 1: house for me. Can I get you to another beer? Mr? Clooney?
Speaker 1: May I have some of your Geo Clooney tequila? Mr Cleaney,
Speaker 1: Well let's assume that he can bring a lot of that.
Speaker 1: Are we in cosame egos? Sure? No? You're at his
Speaker 1: place on like Cuomo in Italy. Although that's right now, Yeah,
Speaker 1: well no it's not actually there. I think better off
Speaker 1: we are. And then finally, Dave Chappelle, who I would
Speaker 1: be this was my other house. I'll go and say
Speaker 1: two and four were my house. But now that I'm looking, well,
Speaker 1: I'm going to give my final verdict at the end.
Speaker 1: But this is a very strong for for is a huge,
Speaker 1: hugely strong house. I don't have any Tina Fee and
Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle together have zero outright objection Clooney bringing the gravitas. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about Demi Lovato, but how bad
Speaker 1: could she be to ruin the rest of this God,
Speaker 1: I think that's what she does. I don't really know
Speaker 1: a lot of runs. Yeah there are runs. All right,
Speaker 1: how's number five? We've got two more houses. We've got
Speaker 1: j Lo let me some j Loo unabashadly uh lebron.
Speaker 1: You know, I would be all over that. Your homesome guy,
Speaker 1: Gordon Ramsey so shut it down. Good food, good food.
Speaker 1: But he's also always shutting shut down. Yeah, Hell's kitchen
Speaker 1: was done. But he's a good guy. I think in
Speaker 1: real life there have been no chefs in this that
Speaker 1: would be in quarantine. I want to eat like I'd
Speaker 1: like to eat well. Post Malone, who I don't know,
Speaker 1: but that's he's a rapper and I'm gonna post malonea
Speaker 1: and I think we're going to seal it for you
Speaker 1: on the on the last one though, for sure. So
Speaker 1: look at post Malone at least typing. She's typing, she's looking.
Speaker 1: Is he a white rapper? He is a white rapper
Speaker 1: with his face. Oh he's face tattooed. Guy, right, I'm
Speaker 1: not liking the looks of him. There's a lot of
Speaker 1: like weird ship going up. Well, who knows, we know
Speaker 1: nothing about the guy. But you got j Lo, you
Speaker 1: got Lebron, you got Gordon Rams, you got post Malone,
Speaker 1: and then some of these where he looks like a
Speaker 1: comedian with a bunch of ships on us. So I'm
Speaker 1: not really buying him as a rapper. But let's keep going.
Speaker 1: And finally, this is a bit of a wild card
Speaker 1: for this house with Jennifer Lopez, Lebron, Gordon Ramsey, Postmlone,
Speaker 1: Jennifer Aniston, love Jen Love Jen. I mean Jen and
Speaker 1: I dated for a little while. Of course, people know
Speaker 1: that have you shared that not so much. It was
Speaker 1: short lived, but I would love to see her again
Speaker 1: guys here, you know, and you know she'd love to
Speaker 1: stay friends with her access, So it's weird that she
Speaker 1: and shocked at not well you know, yeah she Uh,
Speaker 1: it was pretty devastating for her. I've seen journal entries,
Speaker 1: so I'm not into this house. I love j Lo,
Speaker 1: I love Lebron, I love Jin Gordon Ramsey would be
Speaker 1: great post Malone, but there's there's something about a collective.
Speaker 1: It doesn't feel like it works. I completely agree with you.
Speaker 1: It's weird this collective doesn't have enough. The Gordon Ramsey
Speaker 1: thing throws it into a different category because like, I
Speaker 1: don't I don't see he and Lebron and j Lo
Speaker 1: like hanging out because because it's an overall vibe thing too,
Speaker 1: because there's dinners together. Yeah, sure, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: So you got to take it as a whole as well.
Speaker 1: And I just I don't know the sun about number five.
Speaker 1: That just doesn't jibe, even though I like a lot
Speaker 1: of those people. But I completely agree with uh. House
Speaker 1: number six, last house you've got Bay, you know I
Speaker 1: love so you've got good music. She seems like a
Speaker 1: just really kind of great person to hang out with.
Speaker 1: Number two you have Ellen degenerous, funny, fun hot house
Speaker 1: right now, Yeah, hot house, and I bet she would
Speaker 1: be a lot of fun at dinner and like hanging
Speaker 1: out like when everyone got blue about being stuck together,
Speaker 1: should be fun. To Number three, ladies, you get a
Speaker 1: little hunk walking through the door in Chris Hemsworth, and
Speaker 1: I'm I'm down with that because Chris Hemsworth is great
Speaker 1: and funny and awesome. I don't really know enough about him.
Speaker 1: He's more than beefcake. He's funny. He's funny as shit
Speaker 1: is thor because you haven't seen some of that stuff.
Speaker 1: And um, was really funny in the Ghostbusters reboot with
Speaker 1: Kristen Wig and Malison McCarthy. How did you see that
Speaker 1: about me? How do you think I snuck? He was
Speaker 1: really really funny. He usually he tells, and he did
Speaker 1: not tell me he saw this. Number four in this
Speaker 1: house is Emma Watson. Okay, I like her. She's a
Speaker 1: bit serious, but we both like her. She's the one
Speaker 1: from Bling Ring right, the Harry Potter later. All right,
Speaker 1: this is where it gets a little weird because you've
Speaker 1: got Bay, You've got Ellen him. It seems like a
Speaker 1: lot of fun. Emma Watson, he's the only man. And
Speaker 1: then Brittany walks in the door, Spears hits there any
Speaker 1: other right? That really throws a total wild card into
Speaker 1: this otherwise pretty cool house. All right, So that's it.
Speaker 1: So House number one Bieber Ferrell Jenner, Dr Phil Mindy
Speaker 1: Kaling a thousand percent know for me as well. House
Speaker 1: number two Reese, Lynn, Manuel Miley, Quentin Tarantino and Chrissy
Speaker 1: Teakan noep. Okay, there's a painfulness in there, but now,
Speaker 1: well you you really hate to miss Reese, but she's
Speaker 1: really the only one that you super love, so it's
Speaker 1: sort of okay, and you love her. And I think
Speaker 1: Miley ancels out Reese like like House number three, and
Speaker 1: I'm kind of rethinking things now. David Blaine, Kanye, Billie Eilish,
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift and Oprah. That's a heavy contender, but I
Speaker 1: forget you have to remind me of the four. I'm
Speaker 1: leaning back in at three and never considered three, but
Speaker 1: now I'm thinking of three musicians in the same house
Speaker 1: could get really interesting. And then you got Oprah and
Speaker 1: you've got Blaine. That's like, here, pull the scarf and
Speaker 1: keep pulling the scarf. Of these five people, someone can cook.
Speaker 1: Oprah has probably had someone cooking for for a long time,
Speaker 1: but I bet she could make a thing or two
Speaker 1: in one of these. Well, we'll just invite her to
Speaker 1: live with us, all right. House number four, I think
Speaker 1: I know your house. Megan Marco, Demi Lovato, Tina Fe,
Speaker 1: George Clooney and Dave Chappelle. Two men, three women, including
Speaker 1: a royal. Hm, she's barely a royal, but oh, why
Speaker 1: you want to start out your roommateship like that? Just
Speaker 1: renowned her royalness, that's true. House number five j Lo Lebron,
Speaker 1: Gordon post Malone and Jen Aniston. Just a weird house.
Speaker 1: And then finally Beyonce, Ellen Hemsworth, Emma Watson and Britney Spears.
Speaker 1: I think you know where you're headed Between three and four?
Speaker 1: I was two and four. Who's too because Reese Lyn
Speaker 1: Manuel Miley whom I don't mind, Christy Teagan seems fun
Speaker 1: and she'd probably get drunk with me and QT. Yeah,
Speaker 1: sure it's funny. And this is assuming Quentin Tarantino brings
Speaker 1: a pillow case full of cocaine, because everybody wants to
Speaker 1: be stuck in a house with annoying people doing cocaine.
Speaker 1: Kill me. Um, here's a big question. Are chucking Emily
Speaker 1: going to live together? No? No, no, this is you,
Speaker 1: This is your own house, like you can't bring a pal. Well, no,
Speaker 1: but we're picking if we pick the same? Oh you
Speaker 1: just mean sure? But I don't think we are. Well.
Speaker 1: I think in the end, the house I'm going to
Speaker 1: have to go to is fuck. There's no musicians in
Speaker 1: house for maybe I could be the musician. All right,
Speaker 1: I'm going House four. I can't. I can't pass up Chappelle,
Speaker 1: Clooney and Tina Fe. I can't pass that up. Oh no, wait,
Speaker 1: I said there were no musicians. Demi Lato, that's so shitty.
Speaker 1: She could learn you some some runs. Yeah I could.
Speaker 1: I could leave and I could just kill the Star
Speaker 1: Spangled banner like more than anyone else. All Right, all right,
Speaker 1: what do you think? I think it's down to three
Speaker 1: and four for you? So again, Blaine, Kanye, Billie Eilish,
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift and Oprah one man, I'm sorry, two men
Speaker 1: and uh Megan Marco, Demi Lovato, Tina Fe, Clooney and
Speaker 1: Chappelle ship man, can they live next door to each other?
Speaker 1: And I just pop back and forth because we're all safe. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, if you want to cop out, I think
Speaker 1: I gotta go with Oprah all right, Yeah, David Blaine,
Speaker 1: Kanye West, Billie Eilish, Taylor Swift and Oprah. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: a pretty solid house. Yeah, and and and then I
Speaker 1: think Kanye would bring it down a notch. He might
Speaker 1: have nights where you'd have to kind of kind of
Speaker 1: wrangle him, but I think he would take it down
Speaker 1: to nuch and not be the worst. Blaine would be fun,
Speaker 1: Billie Eilish is cool, Taylor Swift is pretty cool. Oprah
Speaker 1: is the stage. Give me four again. I do like
Speaker 1: how serious you're going here, Megan Markle, all the royal questions? Yeah, babe,
Speaker 1: you could ask about you know what, I think I
Speaker 1: just changed my mind. I think I have to go
Speaker 1: for it because here's what I have to contend with
Speaker 1: is myself in this quarantine. All right, fair enough? What
Speaker 1: do I need? I don't need an intense Kanye A
Speaker 1: very young girl. Well that is a very good point. So,
Speaker 1: like these people might entertain me for a minute, but
Speaker 1: like who could I hang out with and not need
Speaker 1: to manage in some degree? And I think House four,
Speaker 1: I think Clooney is almost like having the goddamn president
Speaker 1: pretty much. Cluney is going to keep it quite a
Speaker 1: good one no matter what. Cluney doesn't freak out. Clooney
Speaker 1: doesn't have a bad time. Yeah, Clooney, like he doesn't
Speaker 1: suffer fools. He will keep it all on the left,
Speaker 1: So we'll ta fe. I think I think even if
Speaker 1: Clooney had COVID, he would probably still be managing everybody
Speaker 1: and like keeping them calm, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like I'm just going to isolate. It's cool. He would
Speaker 1: have a mask that is an exact replica of his
Speaker 1: face just so he could still look like calming, because
Speaker 1: it's very calming, and he makes good tequila. I think
Speaker 1: I'm one House four. I think I will join you there.
Speaker 1: See now we get to live together. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: David Dave Chappelle would be so much fun. Is a
Speaker 1: pure delight, delight. We just have to work on Jammi
Speaker 1: Lobato teaching like players some Joni Mitchell and stuff and
Speaker 1: uh and yeah, maybe she's maybe she's great. If it's
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of she dated who's the guy from that
Speaker 1: seventy show Grace Danny Masterson? Fez, Yes, that guy, what
Speaker 1: was his name? Yeah, she dated Fez Yeah, like pretty seriously, Okay,
Speaker 1: if it's the person, all right, she has a wilmur valderrama.
Speaker 1: She had a bad overdose and he kind of like
Speaker 1: came and showed up for her, helped her, and yeah,
Speaker 1: like she was like on the brink of death for
Speaker 1: a while. Am I right about this? Fez go? I know,
Speaker 1: like he's he's a super decent human being and she's young,
Speaker 1: and hold on, I'm so sorry. If now that's right,
Speaker 1: this is just a little it may not be special. Yes,
Speaker 1: it is her it. Yeah, she's a young person who
Speaker 1: has had like some pretty substantial struggles and you know,
Speaker 1: like she's dealing with her ship. And I will just say,
Speaker 1: any super young person in the hot light, I can't
Speaker 1: imagine how they all don't have no absolutely And how
Speaker 1: mad is Demi Moore? I just typed in Demi and
Speaker 1: Lovado came up before her. That is such a just
Speaker 1: slap in the face. Well, she's more newsworthy again because
Speaker 1: of there's Miley in Demi Lovado. Yeah, Yeah, she's of
Speaker 1: that crowd. Sure, you know, she's like twenty Oh, she
Speaker 1: seems fine. Bring her in, let's do it, let's do howl.
Speaker 1: She's like a lot going on. I think she might
Speaker 1: be bipolar actually, and it's a strong mental health advocate,
Speaker 1: which yeah, yeah, that's great. You guys got behind absolutely
Speaker 1: anyone who's you know, during the work to not be
Speaker 1: stigmatized trying to live their best life. Yeah, absolutely, all right,
Speaker 1: I'll meet you in House four, my dear. That'll be
Speaker 1: I will never see you because I was I'll be
Speaker 1: following George Clooney around like a little buffy. Get your
Speaker 1: husband out of my ass, and I'll be like bowing
Speaker 1: at the feet of Tina Fey and yeah, I'll just
Speaker 1: be kind of working for them. Who was number one
Speaker 1: in that you ask again? Yeah, I like so little recall,
Speaker 1: have zero recall, Megan Marco, you get your royal right,
Speaker 1: I'll just be chatting with her. She needs some support
Speaker 1: right now. Girls had like a rough couple of year.
Speaker 1: And get all the questions. I don't really even have
Speaker 1: that many quests. Yes you do. You're not going to
Speaker 1: ask a single goddamn question about Elizabeth the Queen yeah, well,
Speaker 1: we know everything we need to know. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: we're obsessed with her. I want to know that. Will Well,
Speaker 1: I see that a little bit, because no one knows
Speaker 1: about them there. What if you were like what about Charles?
Speaker 1: And she was like vanilla, which we all feel about Charles. Anyways,
Speaker 1: he's fine. Clooney would laugh and pouring another round of
Speaker 1: his tequila shots, and it would be all called Geo Clooney,
Speaker 1: Geo Clooney. Al Right, well, I say we keep it
Speaker 1: shortish and sweet, babe. That is great. House number four
Speaker 1: for of us, House number three strong second place. I
Speaker 1: think sorry number one should burn in the ocean. Mindy Kaling,
Speaker 1: save yourself. I definitely think House number one is the
Speaker 1: worst house by far Bieber, Kylie Jenner, I mean Dr
Speaker 1: Phil fucking I don't care if it was for great
Speaker 1: people in him. If I heard that voice coming through
Speaker 1: the house talking about how we all need to stay together,
Speaker 1: I would murder him. Well, if that's an option. If
Speaker 1: slitting his throat on the first night is an option,
Speaker 1: then with a dead rotting body, I think that's and
Speaker 1: justin Bieber, I'd be stuck with two dead rotting buttons.
Speaker 1: Oh god, so mean. That went over my head. Good
Speaker 1: because he's like dead, he's canceled. Maybe we're gonna have
Speaker 1: to we're gonna have to sort that out. All right. Well,
Speaker 1: thank you, my love. That was so much fun. Uh,
Speaker 1: maybe we should do some more of these, just a
Speaker 1: little dumb one offs. Thank you again to a. Joe
Speaker 1: Kimber for posting that that was fun on the movie Pressure.
Speaker 1: It's great. I don't know if Joe invented that, but
Speaker 1: it's pretty great regardless of great, because it's it really
Speaker 1: makes you. But why why was cats outside our door? Mewing?
Speaker 1: Is that what? That was? It? At me? Are you
Speaker 1: kidding me? I guarantee you there's at least one dog
Speaker 1: and two cats. A little bastards. Jennifer Garner, she seemed
Speaker 1: important enough. Oh you want her in the one of
Speaker 1: these house choices? Yes, well, here's what maybe I'll do.
Speaker 1: All right, let's do this. We'll do a part two
Speaker 1: where I will construct houses to confound you and and
Speaker 1: frustrate you. You know, Tom Cruise is going to be
Speaker 1: in like two of the houses people with with the
Speaker 1: person you fucking love more than anyone. Yes, all right,
Speaker 1: that's what we'll do. Come up with some houses because
Speaker 1: I don't want my husband to be in charge of this. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: this is great to come up und to come up
Speaker 1: with being called on. It's important. I'll come up with
Speaker 1: another game. We'll do this again. We'll do this like
Speaker 1: once a week now, all right, Thank you for listening, everybody.
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