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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's jumping onto the latest cosmetic

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Speaker 1: trend with earbrows, bushy tufts of hair right above your

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Speaker 1: ear holes. So why should your face get all the personnelity.

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Speaker 2: I always say more ear hair, the better.

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Speaker 3: That's right.

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Speaker 1: With laser stories, Surprise, the segment where read weird news

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Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except

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Speaker 1: we've got a laser. Those other slug rugs just don't.

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Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of Washington.

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Speaker 2: State, Florida, and I was gonna go Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Washington takes the honors today because there's a thirty two

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Speaker 1: year old woman named Jani and she recently posted a

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Speaker 1: video that's going viral. The title of it things that

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Speaker 1: went wrong at Our wedding.

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Speaker 3: Oh they have to be well, it's not good if

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Speaker 3: it's plural. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So this was recent and it all started with a

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Speaker 1: pretty minor mess up. The men's warehouse shorted them a

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Speaker 1: bow tie.

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Speaker 2: No wonder she's viral.

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Speaker 3: After that, the.

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Speaker 1: Groom pick was kind of weird, missing one dude didn't

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Speaker 1: have it.

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Speaker 3: Then a huge storm rolled in.

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Speaker 1: They did have to move the ceremony to underneath the tent,

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Speaker 1: which in theory should have been fine, but the tent

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Speaker 1: was falling down and getting the guests wet.

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Speaker 2: Opposite to do.

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Speaker 3: But the wedding went on.

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Speaker 1: Unfortunately, no one could hear the vows because of how loud.

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Speaker 3: The rain was falling on top of the tent, and.

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Speaker 1: Jani, the bride, did have to stand in a puddle

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Speaker 1: for the entire ceremony.

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Speaker 2: That sounds awful well, and the movies be romantic. No,

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Speaker 2: that dresses like a sponge man.

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Speaker 1: Luckily they still had the indoor reception for things to

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Speaker 2: That's good.

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Speaker 1: Well, Unfortunately for the happy couple. That's when it got

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Speaker 1: even worse. The venue lost power right before the reception,

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Speaker 1: and the bride and groom made their entrance with no

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Speaker 1: music and no lights.

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Speaker 2: A point, are you like, is the universe telling me yeah?

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Speaker 2: Or is it so bad? It's kind of beautiful? Is

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Speaker 2: anyone yet?

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Speaker 3: I don't think so?

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Speaker 1: Because then the power came back on, but the DJ

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Speaker 1: mixed up the father and stepfather songs. A friend and

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Speaker 1: I had known for twenty two years also wore white

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Speaker 1: to her wedding. Why And on top of that, her

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Speaker 1: sister and the maid of honor both had a seizure.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's out of control from people.

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Speaker 1: But people just stop the wedding at this point, we

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Speaker 1: just have to go. And if that wasn't enough, one

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Speaker 1: guest accidentally flushed their dentures down a toilet and clogged it.

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Speaker 3: Why did you flush after they fell in? Come on,

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Speaker 3: and if you didn't notice, how exactly?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, t tea.

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Speaker 1: A lot of people in the comments were worried that

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Speaker 1: it was the universe trying to tell them something. Others

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Speaker 1: were just glad that everybody made it out of that

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Speaker 1: wedding alive, although one person did joke, your sister had

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Speaker 1: to steal the spotlight with that seizure.

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Speaker 3: Couldn't let it wait.

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Speaker 2: I would definitely give it to my sister for the

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Speaker 2: rest of our lives just that reason.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Otherwise, very happily married couple.

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Speaker 2: All I want to talk about a pal from here.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure their honeymoon will go off without a hitch

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Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of nerd News. The

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Speaker 1: stranded space station astronauts came home last week.

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Speaker 2: I am so invested in this story.

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Speaker 1: They had people wondering how much they'd get paid for

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Speaker 1: all of that overtime.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean they were supposed to be there for

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Speaker 3: eight days I.

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Speaker 2: Believe, and it ended up nine months. Understand they were

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Speaker 1: Well should People were wondering if they got paid overtime, Okay,

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Speaker 1: what would that.

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Speaker 3: Come out to think?

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Speaker 1: The answer is five dollars a day.

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Speaker 2: NASA? Is that broke? Is that what we're saying? What

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Speaker 1: It's like jose said, they are on salary, so they

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Speaker 1: don't get over time. They just get five bucks a

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Speaker 1: day for incidentals while traveling. While traveling, like they can

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Speaker 1: pop by an ihop and get breakfast.

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Speaker 2: Five dollars ever covered anything on Earth.

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Speaker 1: They were up there for two hundred and eighty six

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Speaker 1: days extra, so that's it's a total of one thousand,

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Speaker 1: four hundred and thirty.

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Speaker 3: Dollars each.

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Speaker 2: Yourself worth it.

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Speaker 1: NASA did note that meals, lodging, and transportation are also covered,

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Speaker 1: so they should be thankful that they didn't have to

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Speaker 2: Thank God they have the dried ice cream up there.

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Speaker 3: They have such better attitudes than I would have been

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Speaker 2: I would have just what is going on?

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Speaker 3: It's hard to have a bad attitude when you're zero

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Speaker 2: I have a bone to pick with you.

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Speaker 1: Also in nerd news, AI is good at lots of

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Speaker 1: stuff now, but a study found it still sucks at

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Speaker 1: reading clocks.

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Speaker 2: That seems quite simple analoger.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like the analog clock. It gets confused by the hour.

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Speaker 1: In the minute hands still can't figure out what's what. Luck.

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Speaker 2: They can't draw human hands or read clockhands, just hands.

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Speaker 3: In general, it's their big weakness.

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Speaker 1: And finally, in nerd news, a study found our whole

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Speaker 1: universe might exist inside of a black hole. To explain it,

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Speaker 1: the oldest galaxies are twice as likely to spin clockwise,

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Speaker 1: So if the universe was born by getting flushed down

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Speaker 1: a black hole, it might explain why clockwise is more common. Now, Alexis,

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Speaker 1: you followed that right, so just explain it back to everybody.

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Speaker 2: Counterclockwise clockwise hole, brilliant.

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Speaker 1: Exactly minute hand gives thank you.

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Speaker 2: We've got a reverse clock hoole.

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Speaker 1: Hole. This next lazer story is out of alien headquarters.

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Speaker 1: With more than two dozen unexplained UFO sidings over the

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Speaker 1: some not so friendly close encounters. I'm kind of gaming

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Speaker 1: for it these days.

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Speaker 2: If micromanaging from the aliens at.

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Speaker 1: This point, it's not really like an invasion. It's more

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Speaker 1: like salvation helped us out. So in honor of National

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Speaker 1: Alien Abduction Day, because yes, that actually is a thing,

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Speaker 1: a study was done on the US states with the

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Speaker 1: highest likelihood of extra terrestrial kidnappings.

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Speaker 2: When you're going for vacation, so you can get probe Jeff.

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Speaker 1: The top states with the highest likelihood of probability.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I knew you'd be into it.

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Speaker 3: Number five is Oregon.

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Speaker 1: One abduction per one ridden fifty six people with.

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Speaker 2: The drug use. How do you know which is real?

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Speaker 2: They've done a lot of legal things.

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Speaker 3: What do you think the aliens are going there? So away?

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Speaker 3: The good stuff is?

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Speaker 1: Number four is Texas. Number three is Florida. Not surprising,

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Speaker 1: but people living there are aliens already.

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Speaker 3: You just can't prove it.

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Speaker 2: Are they trying to get shot? Go to Texas and Florida?

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Speaker 1: The number two Washington State back to the Northwest, one

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Speaker 1: abduction per one thoy ninety three people.

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Speaker 3: That place is an et paradise. A bunch of free

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Speaker 1: Anybody not that I remember, I'd be the most action

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Speaker 1: I've had. Why And number one state for getting abducted

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Speaker 1: according to scientists is California.

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Speaker 2: Double rainbow. Oh my god, I could see that. You're

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Speaker 2: so gonna say, New Mexico.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, now that's just where they crashed after flying out

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Speaker 1: of California.

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Speaker 3: Got it. Yeah, that's what it. Couldn't see.

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Speaker 1: The states where you're least likely to get abducted according

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Speaker 1: to science Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, and Virginia.

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Speaker 2: Okay, they're just not touching those.

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Speaker 1: I don't probably because you can't find anybody because everybody's

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Speaker 1: out hunting for Bigfoot there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, got it, where.

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Speaker 1: All the people go. But speaking of Bigfoot, oh man,

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Speaker 1: talk about a total dream for this guy.

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Speaker 3: What put a size fifties? Yeah, oh man.

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Speaker 1: Even just talking about it, you can hear him getting

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Speaker 1: more excited. And that's how means Laser Stories has come

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Speaker 1: to an end for the day. We'll do it again,

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Speaker 1: same time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning