Speaker 1: Hi, I'm Kate Berlance, I'm Jacqueline Novak.
Speaker 2: And this is poog, an ongoing conversation about wellness between
Speaker 2: two obsessive friends, two untamable intellects. This is our hobby,
Speaker 2: this is our hell.
Speaker 1: This is our naked desire for free products. This is poog.
Speaker 1: Today's topics Loolie Speaking, pug Hold Barley, Jordan, Gordon Levitt. Hi, Okay,
Speaker 1: Hi so much, so much already.
Speaker 2: Okay, first of all, I'm finally in a in a
Speaker 2: I'm in a pretty normal place.
Speaker 1: I guess, just kidding, Okay, sorry, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: Just I'm and I wanted to know. I was like,
Speaker 1: maybe I could guess. No, No, I told you I
Speaker 1: don't have hi.
Speaker 2: Oh, I took Yes, I took a microdose of mushrooms.
Speaker 2: So I took a micro dose a couple of days ago.
Speaker 2: That was unbelievable. And I was, you know, reading, and
Speaker 2: I was in my journal and I was like, access
Speaker 2: to God.
Speaker 1: That is great. And then this morning and these are branded,
Speaker 1: these are not in a plastic baggy from a No.
Speaker 1: Actually the day was literal mushroom, like an actual mushroom.
Speaker 1: The one gave me up the other day. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: other day. Take a tiny, tiny amount how much sub perceptual,
Speaker 1: I mean, so classic. I'm talking about a quarter amount,
Speaker 1: a quarter of a finger for it being tiny, smaller
Speaker 1: than a quarter of a fingernail, like a tiny amount.
Speaker 2: A thumb or a pinky. By the way, my pinky
Speaker 2: smaller than the average pinky. Yeah, less than your pinky. Okay, okay. So,
Speaker 2: and then I took and I don't want to say
Speaker 2: the brand name because I don't want to. It almost
Speaker 2: could be disparaging because there's a couple mushroom brands that
Speaker 2: have sent stuff and I love it, but I'm also
Speaker 2: very sensitive. Whatever the point is, I took the low
Speaker 2: I don't think it's disparaging. Okay, great, because I love
Speaker 2: only reactions to stuff, just because it's different than what
Speaker 2: you're disparaging.
Speaker 1: Okay, flow dose. I'm trying, Heather beautiful. Had they sent
Speaker 1: because I'm open to receiving, Okay, great if they sent.
Speaker 1: If I said no in the past, I just don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean plant based. Maybe well knows how my biochemistry
Speaker 1: is going to change all the med's gone. Maybe we'll see.
Speaker 1: I'm scared.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I took the lowest, lowest dose. One and
Speaker 2: proceeded to get extremely high, to the point nothing negative.
Speaker 2: I want to be clear, wasn't panicking. I wasn't anxious.
Speaker 2: I wasn't like I don't want this.
Speaker 1: It was just body, very high, empty stomach.
Speaker 2: Yeah, coffee, that's what you're supposed to do, and I
Speaker 2: guess it's get the most out of it.
Speaker 1: Who knows, I don't know. I just always think of
Speaker 1: you doing it on empty stomach. But is it one
Speaker 1: milligram or just the number one?
Speaker 2: Sorry, I guess it's one hundred one hundred mgs. There's
Speaker 2: like three tier it's like one hundred three hundred.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I never measure this stuff. Again, I'm going by like
Speaker 2: a mushroom that I put in my mouth. Sometimes I
Speaker 2: was outrageously high, and it was it was positive though,
Speaker 2: but it was really just like yeah, and I was
Speaker 2: like sitting on my front patio watching birds bees, you know,
Speaker 2: but like drinking water. I've been drinking a ton of water.
Speaker 2: I had watermelon. I was like, I'm dehydrated. I made
Speaker 2: umabushi plum tea. I was like, right, I need to hydrate.
Speaker 2: The word bochey at me recently. Yeah, and now sorry.
Speaker 1: The people want to know, because if it's a fruit, right,
Speaker 1: isn't it technically like a tincture or something.
Speaker 2: It's a highly it's a highly pickled, super salty. It's
Speaker 2: a plum that's been pickled, salted, and you put it.
Speaker 2: It's like a you know, boiling water. It's really salty.
Speaker 2: It's really nice.
Speaker 1: Okay, interesting, So also have all kinds of healing principles.
Speaker 1: All right, well, I'm gonna want to make it. Properties
Speaker 1: producer can make a note for me to try it later. Yeah,
Speaker 1: totally anyway, so I will not be left in the dust.
Speaker 2: But I was feeling again, never unpleasant, just in It's
Speaker 2: like to the point where I was like, no I could,
Speaker 2: I would never drive right now, I would never and
Speaker 2: I and and so I'll say my partner had taken
Speaker 2: one level up double my dose. They were feeling but
Speaker 2: they were kind of fine. But then you know what happened.
Speaker 2: Unbelievable insights. Conversations were like we're like our eyes are
Speaker 2: welling up. We're talking about our childhoods, you know, I mean,
Speaker 2: which is it's not like we don't do that with
Speaker 2: nothing in us, you know, but like it just we
Speaker 2: were having just like we were just having a great time.
Speaker 1: We were watching the animals by animals, I mean birds,
Speaker 1: say our animals, the birds, and the beas person bees,
Speaker 1: and it was really great.
Speaker 2: And then I was feeling but I was feeling very
Speaker 2: because they had to buy a squirrel.
Speaker 1: So I.
Speaker 2: Am loving it, you know, having fun, making out talking.
Speaker 1: It's getting this.
Speaker 2: Is actually getting too personally. But the point is having
Speaker 2: a great time.
Speaker 1: But but but but I have a handyman at the
Speaker 1: house today and he's actually in the area. Okay, so
Speaker 1: here's the thing. I started to get the feeling of
Speaker 1: extreme like, oh no, I have to like handle like
Speaker 1: an adult situation. And I was like, and I always
Speaker 1: have to like oops, yeah, yeah, where I'm like imagining him,
Speaker 1: like you didn't explain him to the house, and we're like,
Speaker 1: rather we have like jazz. We're like blasting jazz in
Speaker 1: the house, like eating while like kissing talking. It's like
Speaker 1: get a job you too, you know, it's just ridiculous anyway,
Speaker 1: So yeah, but he and there's a really I think
Speaker 1: this is quite I mean Los Angeles, a lot of
Speaker 1: people were exactly absolutely I'm sure. I mean, me with
Speaker 1: my with my headphones on with the microphone can you imagine.
Speaker 1: So yeah, okay, he sees thanks, you're talking to Cno,
Speaker 1: So it was I just mean he could you know,
Speaker 1: he might not think you're just a hippie artist. Of course,
Speaker 1: you know, it probably looks like I'm on the phone
Speaker 1: with you know, headquarters h Q. But the point is
Speaker 1: that it's settled and find out.
Speaker 2: And then I was just having kind of the classic
Speaker 2: lovely you know, chopping food and writing in my journal
Speaker 2: and then texting you.
Speaker 1: Things like.
Speaker 2: I'm dealt with the masks, you know, I'm ready to
Speaker 2: talk about my life.
Speaker 1: All of this, and then well you just texted a
Speaker 1: lot of glory and I go. And then I was
Speaker 1: loving it. I'm like, she finally sees stuff about us,
Speaker 1: because I was like, oh god, oh god, is it
Speaker 1: the mushrooms? Will these big plans for us? No? No,
Speaker 1: the mushrooms open. It's fine. But also the mushrooms.
Speaker 2: And here's what I'll say, micro dost mushrooms like. And
Speaker 2: now I'm at the micro level. Here's what allows you
Speaker 2: to do sending texts I've been putting off for what reason? Hey,
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry I didn't get back to you. Blah
Speaker 2: blah blah blah, blah, and I saw that this happened
Speaker 2: in your life. Congratulations, Like, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Heart opening? Well, if that is part of it, that's
Speaker 2: a huge part of it. Then flow dose a huge
Speaker 2: part of the po box. Yeah, a huge part of it,
Speaker 2: the poog po box. If that is it a feeling
Speaker 2: of heart, but ye, safe to communicate with others that
Speaker 2: thinking it'd be pulled it down into it.
Speaker 1: I think so there's I think there's I think it
Speaker 1: allows that into their webs. Yeah, or just like I
Speaker 1: don't know, it combats reclusivity, I think, or like that's
Speaker 1: even as that's even a really dramatic way to say it,
Speaker 1: but I think, yeah, I can. I mean again, people
Speaker 1: say heart opening, but it just kind of is true.
Speaker 1: We're just like, oh, I didn't know others said that.
Speaker 1: I thought it was just you. No, just that's what
Speaker 1: the others say. I was me using the language of
Speaker 1: the others. But but I felt myself in a kind
Speaker 1: of like classic like high person way, like the the Handyman. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like there was a moment where I also realized talking
Speaker 1: to him that my fly was down, and it's like
Speaker 1: who cares? But something about it felt so for a
Speaker 1: fly being down is like it's no longer like class
Speaker 1: it was. It was the fear of society for a
Speaker 1: very long time, somewhich so that I still I do this.
Speaker 1: And I remember hearing comedian and writer Jesse Klein talking
Speaker 1: about this on stage, and I've never so now I
Speaker 1: think of her whenever I do it. But yeah, every
Speaker 1: time I walk into a room, I like fly and
Speaker 1: raise my own fly with my fingertips to check that
Speaker 1: it's closed, like doing any room. It was so amazing.
Speaker 1: At home, I'm known as the pantsless Wonder. Yeah okay,
Speaker 1: but no out and I could never find pants.
Speaker 2: But I found this moment where he passed in front
Speaker 2: of the window, wasn't looking in, but I was chopping
Speaker 2: and had briefly stopped and was looking out the window,
Speaker 2: and then I saw him and I just started to
Speaker 2: like pretend to chop, like being a watch, like being watched.
Speaker 1: It was like five performing a woman and a home
Speaker 1: kind of like it's like I had been chopping, So
Speaker 1: who cares if I pretend to Like you just sat there,
Speaker 1: if you like if you pass the window and you
Speaker 1: just held his gaze with your arms down at your
Speaker 1: sides like this is the performance, you know, like like
Speaker 1: the language of public performance, right, like like how we know,
Speaker 1: I know we both studied this, but like what what
Speaker 1: behavior is part of the transaction that is acceptable and
Speaker 1: what is not? And you learn it and then you
Speaker 1: do it and then if you try to actively take
Speaker 1: it away, I mean chaos, it's incredible, Like like what
Speaker 1: if your hands were tied down at the sides, okay,
Speaker 1: and he didn't know that and all you could see
Speaker 1: was like the lack of your arms moving if you
Speaker 1: were just standing there like you know, or if he
Speaker 1: came in and like isn't it amazing?
Speaker 2: Like we know, like if right now he came in
Speaker 2: and you glanced at him and then like you know,
Speaker 2: you glanced to the right and you just kept glancing.
Speaker 1: Hmm, that would be insane. Okay, of course I know.
Speaker 1: Microscopic the actions are and it's so felt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so understood even yeah, completely like the fluency,
Speaker 2: well I hand was like the smallest action you could take.
Speaker 1: That would be completely like anti that's what a crazy
Speaker 1: thing to do. Wave Yeah, like a slow kind of
Speaker 1: wave like change waves like.
Speaker 2: That would be like and to an alien orgo if
Speaker 2: you say, if you said I waved, an alien would go, well,
Speaker 2: that's nice. You're indicating friendship exactly what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: This is where the aliency don't wouldn't understand Yeah, they go, yeah,
Speaker 2: so like or every time he comes into the room, Hi.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, yeah, well I have there's also an interesting
Speaker 1: context with him, which is that, oh my god, I'm like,
Speaker 1: can hear everywhere? Okay, but listen, there's an interesting content.
Speaker 1: Actually can't wait. I don't think you can. But we've
Speaker 1: never actually in this conversation sort of we've been talking
Speaker 1: around this sort of you're like, you know, the classic
Speaker 1: high and the handyman, and like you sort of said that,
Speaker 1: and then you've sort of just been like, you know,
Speaker 1: like you haven't said like, which I don't mind.
Speaker 2: I don't like to attach language before what is true
Speaker 2: has emerged. Okay, but what is really going on here?
Speaker 2: Are you talking about? Are you talking about the Are
Speaker 2: you feeling self conscious? Because is that the main thing?
Speaker 1: Feeling self conscious on you?
Speaker 2: No, Like I'm trying to get it the side. I
Speaker 2: feel kind of I'm in the kind of a strange
Speaker 2: state right now. I feel good though, and I feel
Speaker 2: able to fire off text about why I was absent
Speaker 2: or I feel I feel able to do certain things.
Speaker 2: I don't want to leave my house.
Speaker 1: You do seem what what do I see him? How
Speaker 1: do I see him? Oh? My god? Like grabbing by
Speaker 1: the shoulders, shaking you? How do I see? How do
Speaker 1: I see? But isn't that so much? When I was
Speaker 1: having issues and normally I would feel you being like,
Speaker 1: I don't blame you, but I'd still feel like you
Speaker 1: were blaming me. Okay, didn't feel that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I didn't feel anger, not that I feel
Speaker 2: angry at you. Oh cool, I'm so glad I stayed
Speaker 2: my brand new desk. Okay, sorry, no, not that I
Speaker 2: normally feel.
Speaker 1: Called drink no worse potpourri onion. Oh, I can't clay whatever,
Speaker 1: It's fine.
Speaker 2: I actually, by the way, it's good to stain wood.
Speaker 2: It's a non coaster reality. We've talked about this coasters,
Speaker 2: sexless existence. Open it and yeah, I guess what. You
Speaker 2: don't take it with you your fucking desk. Yeah, what happened.
Speaker 1: What matters is what comes out of the desk. That's
Speaker 1: what takes.
Speaker 2: You take it with you, the wood grain, and we're
Speaker 2: trying to preserve that. No, this desk, it will be
Speaker 2: okay anyway, well.
Speaker 1: Someone will be someone will pay a fucking dollar. Uh okay.
Speaker 1: I mean I meant like I was trying to be
Speaker 1: hyperbolic to mean like a huge amount of money by
Speaker 1: saying like some I won't pay a dollar, like but
Speaker 1: being like to rest their coffee inside your coffee reading
Speaker 1: baby and be like yeah, maybe it's like glant you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. It inspires me whatever. Yeah, earlier
Speaker 1: I wasn't because I didn't because I felt your desk. Yeah, sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm interrupting you this going back, I felt when you
Speaker 1: were having mic I felt relaxed and ultimately fine. It
Speaker 1: was incredible and I want to be like that, and
Speaker 1: I felt I want to be like that more, and
Speaker 1: I felt, I really do. Why do I get ink
Speaker 1: practice while high and then you do it while not
Speaker 1: hide Well?
Speaker 2: Also the mushrooms, I even I even struggle with boards
Speaker 2: like hi, when we talk about mushrooms and like doses
Speaker 2: of mushrooms. Yeah, I'm sorry to use the word high.
Speaker 2: So I was just a short because yeah, you bring
Speaker 2: it back my lips real crack, huh. I just want
Speaker 2: people to understand it looks a certain color here it's
Speaker 2: called extra chili like a pepper. Actually, it's not coming.
Speaker 1: Pink in there on your face. It's really looking differently, exactly,
Speaker 1: it's really looking differently. By the way, the shirt I'm
Speaker 1: wearing hags have more fun folks. Okay, but but the
Speaker 1: kind of take me back, because you were talking about
Speaker 1: something that was like very like into it. I can't remember.
Speaker 1: I was dying to break into something softness, kindness. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: see me? How do you see me? How do I seem?
Speaker 1: How do I see? How do I seem? Oh? Right?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: Because? So yeah, because how do I seem? I mean,
Speaker 1: you were open to ideas, you you you were well,
Speaker 1: do you want to talk about the the the disaster
Speaker 1: of the morning.
Speaker 2: Okay, so disaster is not even what it is. But
Speaker 2: here's what it is because it does make me laugh. Okay,
Speaker 2: So this is no this is funny, and I just
Speaker 2: can't believe this is a something A miss.
Speaker 1: So here it is. Okay, here's I have a question.
Speaker 1: In our last.
Speaker 2: Recording, we're really already think when I when I going,
Speaker 2: what what's the attitude here? There's there's something beyond Okay,
Speaker 2: we'll talk about that right quite access it, Okay.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 2: Are you pulling up the phone or you don't know phone?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give context, all right. What we're about to
Speaker 2: dive into is the wop?
Speaker 1: Wait? What what? What? Wait? Let me just play this out.
Speaker 1: Hold on a second, wait what do you wait? Just
Speaker 1: tell me again? What whoop?
Speaker 3: What was.
Speaker 2: I mean?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: If you said whoop, you know that I would get
Speaker 1: it called. I called the other day. I could not
Speaker 1: live it down saying Jordan Gordon Lovett. Well, that's just
Speaker 1: names names. His name is Joseph Gordon love His name is, yeah,
Speaker 1: Jordan Jordan Gordon, Jordan Gordon love It. By the way,
Speaker 1: it happened a couple of times to be corrected. Remember
Speaker 1: when we couldn't remember I'm sorry, but remember when we
Speaker 1: couldn't remember Wolf? No, what's up? What's that? Hugh Jackman?
Speaker 1: I got it this time. It's literally the height of
Speaker 1: poog Wolf. We couldn't no, okay, okay, okay, sorry, that's
Speaker 1: not okay. We couldn't remember the name of that show
Speaker 1: with Nicole Kimmen and her coats, the blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: Remember we couldn't remember with her coat?
Speaker 2: Can't remember styled in long coats yes, the Huge, the
Speaker 2: Hut don't remember. Grant was the best, The Hugh Grant show,
Speaker 2: the one Wait Sunden like, was you Grant her husband.
Speaker 1: The Murder, the Mini or the Murder Grant? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: you couldn't remember. We were trying to remember, Okay. I
Speaker 1: begged you, begged you. When it comes to you, do
Speaker 1: not tell me, Okay, okay, okay, remember, don't shout it out.
Speaker 1: I can't remember it now. Yeah, you shot, you remembered
Speaker 1: and you shouted so sorry. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: Okay, but I was.
Speaker 1: I was, and I screamed because I was like no,
Speaker 1: and then I couldn't. I was trying to say Hugh
Speaker 1: Jackman and I couldn't get it. It was like a
Speaker 1: psychosis had happened where like no words game. Actually this
Speaker 1: was like on an episode of Evil recently, but anyway,
Speaker 1: and then all I could get out was Wolf Jackman. Okay,
Speaker 1: wolf Man, whatever, it doesn't matter, Okay, take me back, Okay.
Speaker 1: So sorry, How does linguist caper Land interpret two o's
Speaker 1: two o's whoop as wop? It's hell? So it's were
Speaker 1: you not visualizing if you had said whoop? I don't
Speaker 1: even know. Okay, I don't think I'm not saying whoop.
Speaker 1: It's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Listen whoop. Okay, so here's the whoop saga. First of all,
Speaker 2: I have an adversity to wearable technology. We've talked about this.
Speaker 2: I already have my phone in my hand at all times,
Speaker 2: and I just have something about me just isn't interested
Speaker 2: or something like I just can't.
Speaker 1: Read your number and just listen all of it. It
Speaker 1: just has or just for me, it doesn't do it whatever.
Speaker 1: You're too fucking cool for it. We all get it,
Speaker 1: and I'm vain and I'm literally vain where I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to wear that thing, like you're fucking
Speaker 1: kidding me? Like no, you know, I mean yeah, sure, yeah,
Speaker 1: like true.
Speaker 3: Like so the roup.
Speaker 1: Risally they have an option that colors on the underwear.
Speaker 1: You're kidding or the brawl, but we'll talk about that.
Speaker 1: Holy shit. Okay.
Speaker 2: So I this came Jocolate had begged for it, and
Speaker 2: I was aware that it was a high quality, expensive,
Speaker 2: fancy item.
Speaker 1: I didn't doubt that the year membership attached. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: I didn't doubt God damn it. Okay. So okay, so
Speaker 1: that's digging. Okay. So listen, I know.
Speaker 2: Okay, So Jacklin's been talking about it, as we know,
Speaker 2: I was moving, getting rid of things, whatever, and I go,
Speaker 2: do I really want to take that?
Speaker 1: I have all this feeling like, oh, I.
Speaker 2: Should really use this because it's this expensive thing. And
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, but am I really ever going
Speaker 2: to know? And then a friend of mine had just
Speaker 2: texted me whatever, there was something where I was like,
Speaker 2: she would really want it, she could use it right now, right,
Speaker 2: and so I and I almost had the instinct not
Speaker 2: to give it, or I had the instinct not to
Speaker 2: give it, and I had kind of and I was like,
Speaker 2: am I just hoarding this?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Why am I hoarding this expensive thing? And then what
Speaker 2: maybe is going to happen is what I wear it
Speaker 2: for four days and then it just rocks.
Speaker 1: On my shelf. Maybe she'll really integrate it and use
Speaker 1: it and whatever, and who cares if she doesn't, you know,
Speaker 1: but like just give it away and I give it
Speaker 1: to her. Bitch you bitch that I gave it away.
Speaker 1: I begged you.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I'll tell my emotions about it after, Okay,
Speaker 1: keep going. The other thing is that I've been stressed,
Speaker 1: which makes sense, I've been tired.
Speaker 2: This is my sleeve off. Okay, read the text. So
Speaker 2: this morning I texted this morning by the way, I wrot.
Speaker 1: Me doc. What's even funnier. I rolled over this sort.
Speaker 1: He woke up and said to Naomi, I go, I
Speaker 1: want the wop. I said it wrong, and they corrected
Speaker 1: me to whoop, and you did it again when we
Speaker 1: got one. It's been a couple of times on purpose. God, No,
Speaker 1: I love to be corrected. No, I can't get it.
Speaker 1: Loves to be corrected. I can't get it in. I
Speaker 1: think now it's in because I've been humiliated enough. Now
Speaker 1: it's in. But I couldn't get it in. But I
Speaker 1: was corrected the first thing in the morning. Let me
Speaker 1: just right when the brain is open. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: So I just want to say that last time we
Speaker 1: recorded poog, like I've been so excited about the whoop okay,
Speaker 1: and really wanting Kate to get in on it with me. Okay,
Speaker 1: like really like there's a little thing where you can
Speaker 1: have a team and you can like I don't know,
Speaker 1: encourage each other. Okay.
Speaker 2: And then I was like, there's gonna be a poog community.
Speaker 2: I started like a thing because I was I think
Speaker 2: Keate's never gonna join whatever. So I've been really excited
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 1: I've been posting on it like I've been like, Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe I can't kick cap, but I'll start a poog
Speaker 1: team and I'll have like a community whatever. But I
Speaker 1: said to you, okay, a couple of things. So like
Speaker 1: last time we record poop, we're talking about it, all right,
Speaker 1: I start talking about again. I waved my whoop in
Speaker 1: the air talking about new two nutritionists who I saw
Speaker 1: wearing woof and just did the the what's the word
Speaker 1: I'm looking for the noun version of detest? Okay, No,
Speaker 1: maybe disdain that's too dramatic, disdain of yours one's eyes. Okay.
Speaker 1: There's a vibe okay, and it's literal hell. And it's
Speaker 1: one of the darkest things that a person can experience.
Speaker 1: Because when Kate, Kate's pretty open, openly like critical, like
Speaker 1: not critical, but we'll react like like make you feel
Speaker 1: like so when you are holding back, it's even worse
Speaker 1: because you're going normally. She'd bluntly say like no, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't yeah yeah, yeah, So like when you're being gentle,
Speaker 1: I'm hurt more okay. Yeah, yeah, Like anytime you say
Speaker 1: to me, no easy way to say it. After you
Speaker 1: say something, I'm like so hurt because I'm like I
Speaker 1: told you this. I'm like, yeah, I'm like no, I
Speaker 1: wasn't gonna be hurt by that thing, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like like until you said that, it's like
Speaker 1: a no offense. It doesn't matter. Okay, take me back.
Speaker 1: So something was off praising the Whoop and something was off,
Speaker 1: and I thought you just thought, Okay, she's being a shill.
Speaker 1: She's like way too desperate to be in bed with
Speaker 1: Whoop and like it's getting embarrassing. You know how desperate
Speaker 1: are you? Bitch? Okay? Are all projections? Sponsorships are all projections? Yea,
Speaker 1: something was amiss that you were unlike unwilling to say,
Speaker 1: and I was thinking about it later. I was thinking
Speaker 1: about how I know you and I think about recently
Speaker 1: like some other thing. I'm like, anytime you think something's up,
Speaker 1: it is okay, And you don't always get there's too
Speaker 1: much going on where you don't always get to get
Speaker 1: the answers, like some of it just like pass away
Speaker 1: until whatever, okay, and like last night or something or
Speaker 1: two nights ago, I sent you this visual of how
Speaker 1: when I was asleep, I was in high stress. Like
Speaker 1: I tried to read that stress to stand it. My
Speaker 1: stress was up as high as it was when I
Speaker 1: was working out while sleeping, okay at one point. So
Speaker 1: it's like, oh wow, I couldn't read that basically like
Speaker 1: my heart rate streaming. Okay. So I sent that to you.
Speaker 1: I get no response to that. Okay.
Speaker 2: I couldn't see that's your That was a total side thing.
Speaker 2: That was me looking at it not really understanding how to.
Speaker 1: Read the data. No, I knew that that was sort
Speaker 1: of a mistake, but I was still just trying to
Speaker 1: give you a vibe. Okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So then so something's miss okay. And then and then wait,
Speaker 1: hold on, I found it okay, And this is just
Speaker 1: hysterical to me. And today okay eight thirty seven am okay,
Speaker 1: just just you know nothing. And then just I wish
Speaker 1: I hadn't given away the whoop. Okay. Now this is
Speaker 1: the moment that I find out she gave away the whoop. Okay,
Speaker 1: I thought I told you, no, no, you you know,
Speaker 1: because here's the thing, Kate, I begged you just hold
Speaker 1: on to it and give me time.
Speaker 2: To convince you, Oh no, you did, you did, you did,
Speaker 2: and you just dishonor me. This is like what you
Speaker 2: did with Pendulum.
Speaker 1: Well, it is like what I do. And then we
Speaker 1: had to send in the cleanup crew. Okay. And by
Speaker 1: the way, I would like to say formally, this is
Speaker 1: me begging for a whoop a second whoop, and I
Speaker 1: just want to tell the Whoop community, and if Whoop
Speaker 1: corpor Is listening, I want to say this.
Speaker 2: My friend has never has not taken it off since
Speaker 2: I gave her gave it to her. She told me
Speaker 2: that she set an alarm for when she has to
Speaker 2: renew because she's you know, digging her because she has
Speaker 2: her own the free subscription with what.
Speaker 1: It came with. Okay, I haven't taken mine off either.
Speaker 1: I take everything off. Okay, I've never because it charges
Speaker 1: on the wrist. You put the charge you're onto your thing.
Speaker 3: You never have to risk when you're fucking it, says
Speaker 3: it says, can I watch Yeah exactly, well exactly yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh but let's you track it, like, let's you put
Speaker 1: in you know, like I have to put in Tracy's bar,
Speaker 1: which is really offensive because you put sex in us
Speaker 1: it's like something that you put in for sex. Well,
Speaker 1: there's literally a thing that says like what activity was that?
Speaker 1: It's not? Yeah, this is this is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: It's not sexless. Okay, oh wait, it's covered. So I
Speaker 1: also want to release a poog band, imagine a hag band. Okay,
Speaker 1: there's ways to do it fashion, it doesn't matter, but
Speaker 1: the point is whatever. All right, hold on, Okay, so
Speaker 1: you have to not disobey me. I won't again. I
Speaker 1: told you, I told you little, I told you I
Speaker 1: won't again. I won't again, so I said, I said,
Speaker 1: you know, I wish I hadn't given away the whoop
Speaker 1: l o L. I wonder if I can say I
Speaker 1: lost it in the move, if they'll send me another one?
Speaker 1: And are you paying for a membership? Okay? And I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I begged you not to. I can't
Speaker 1: believe you did anyway. I begged you to keep it
Speaker 1: until I could convince you a year free. Okay. I
Speaker 1: gave it to a friend. She's wearing it every day,
Speaker 1: so that's cool. At least it went to a good home.
Speaker 1: It's funny. I texted begged you. I begged you to
Speaker 1: hold on to I said it twice. I begged you
Speaker 1: to hold onto it, okay, and then I said I
Speaker 1: need three allowances per year, which is three things a
Speaker 1: tiny spot on the shelf. Were the things that you
Speaker 1: are convinced you don't want or need that I have said,
Speaker 1: By the way, this suggests that I get we got
Speaker 1: to send things like I don't want this, and that's
Speaker 1: not the usual at all. I just have an adversion
Speaker 1: to wearable technology. But but I'm but I in back.
Speaker 1: You gave away Pendulum when I had told you I
Speaker 1: gave away Pendulum, and then I realized that it was
Speaker 1: the height of hop shell and Pendulum responded and they said,
Speaker 1: it's very impulsive, It's very you know, it's it's it's
Speaker 1: I hope, I hope that the whoop people will understand
Speaker 1: that I was moving and that it was a huge thing.
Speaker 1: I was feeling very overwhelmed with bringing things totally in
Speaker 1: a sense. You did no lose it in the move.
Speaker 1: I did lose it in the move. Yeah, but you know,
Speaker 1: honesty has value. This is a huge whoop ad to me.
Speaker 1: I mean, regret. People do more to avoid regret than
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. Right, Yeah, so anyway, the point is
Speaker 1: I think you've earned another one. Thank you. No, I've
Speaker 1: already my mind was racing, okay, my mind was racing.
Speaker 1: Going Now, I'm scared you're gonna put it on.
Speaker 2: You're going to panic at the graphs and go like
Speaker 2: I don't understand this and try to get rid of
Speaker 2: it or so.
Speaker 1: But I'll push through it. I'll push through it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And you don't have to like I like to look
Speaker 1: at the graph you can let it just sort of well,
Speaker 1: it has a chat thing what okay where it's like
Speaker 1: asking anything, you know, like wait, like why do I
Speaker 1: need more sleep? Why is my recovery rate low? And
Speaker 1: then in the app and then you know it explained it.
Speaker 1: So there's there's there's ways. I want it tomorrow, like
Speaker 1: tomorrow's not soon enough. And I'm also like so happy,
Speaker 1: like I'm happy to make you happy. I feel two
Speaker 1: things at once. The moment that you speak the regret,
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is solvable. I'm like, okay, who cares, like.
Speaker 2: Buy it because I'm frustrating. I'm begging for forgiveness from
Speaker 2: you and whoop whoop.
Speaker 1: I mean you know, like whoop. Well, I guess that's woom,
Speaker 1: there it is, dear god. Yeah double oh oh. I
Speaker 1: mean you know, like I'm confused what other words? The
Speaker 1: two o's. I know you would ever know? It makes sense?
Speaker 1: It makes sense. Sorry, hold me up to I'm like
Speaker 1: food whoop? Food wait kate what pog? Took me a second?
Speaker 1: I literally just trying to think of I'm just trying
Speaker 1: to think of another word with a double L. It
Speaker 1: took me three words to get the food. Bry Way,
Speaker 1: here's what I did. That's true only child unacceptable. Texted
Speaker 1: my friend and was like, have you paid for a membership?
Speaker 1: I was truly curious and she was like, no, I've
Speaker 1: got the year free and I sat an alarm for
Speaker 1: when I needed to renew it. I was like, oh, amazing.
Speaker 1: I was like yeah, I'm feeling like and this is
Speaker 1: what's not cool. I was like, I like, want I
Speaker 1: want you to give it back?
Speaker 2: No? No, and she was like do you want to
Speaker 2: like try it? Like, do you want like you can
Speaker 2: take it back and try? I was like absolutely not.
Speaker 2: I was like I'm gonna beg for another one. But
Speaker 2: even that was inappropriate way to tell.
Speaker 1: I don't know to be like, oh, do you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, it's a little bit like it's like
Speaker 1: you can't give someone something and then go yeah I
Speaker 1: kind of want one now so and then go no, no,
Speaker 1: like it's just not great. I didn't write it. It's
Speaker 1: just giving her because there was no point there was
Speaker 1: it for her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no point to me that would ever there's
Speaker 2: no part of me that would ever be like give
Speaker 2: it back.
Speaker 1: Right, All you're doing is asking for a little payment
Speaker 1: in the form of her pain. It's fucked up exacting.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. I think you just it's
Speaker 1: but it's interesting, what is the motivation there?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 1: I think it's just wanted to her because you have
Speaker 1: me commiseration. Yeah, why wouldn't I commiserate with you?
Speaker 2: Not?
Speaker 1: Yeah I don't. Maybe because you think you'll be blameless
Speaker 1: over there where, like you're gonna get a brow beating
Speaker 1: from me.
Speaker 2: Yeah maybe maybe? Or is it just calling the tribunal, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's tribunal. Several witnesses to your agree, Yeah, it's the witness.
Speaker 1: It's tribunal behavior.
Speaker 2: I whisked flower head macha into my hibiscus flowers yesterday.
Speaker 3: How was it?
Speaker 1: Well, the macha really kind of disappeared in it, which
Speaker 1: was interesting, and I'm double checking with doctor Gregor. I
Speaker 1: mean I sent a DM to just saying, but you know,
Speaker 1: I want to make sure that if I drink them together,
Speaker 1: it's not a too much. I don't do anything. They
Speaker 1: don't cancel each other, not cancel each other out, but
Speaker 1: just but it because literally with the hibiscus, it goes
Speaker 1: into your bloodstream and it's it's it's giving the anti
Speaker 1: accidents in your bloodstream for like hours and it trickles away.
Speaker 2: And then give another kind of a question because I
Speaker 2: bought hibiscuits because of this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, by the way, I have hibiscus flower bush in
Speaker 1: front of my house. Can you believe it just as
Speaker 1: a joke growing? Yeah, is it pesticides out there or what?
Speaker 3: I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're not gonna hate those. I mean, I don't know,
Speaker 1: but yeah, it's just so cutely maybe you kind of
Speaker 1: dope start. But I went to a regrocery which is gorgeous.
Speaker 1: I got hibiscus stride hibiscus. I was there this morning.
Speaker 1: No way, so you're telling me a tablespoon. I kind
Speaker 1: of just eyeballed it.
Speaker 2: But I do too, because like the study was, these
Speaker 2: people they lowered their blood pressure with three cups a day,
Speaker 2: three small normal cups a day their blood pressure.
Speaker 1: So yeah, it's huge.
Speaker 3: So so.
Speaker 1: You know, doctor Gregor, do you talk about court? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Fills the court.
Speaker 2: Sorry wa, No, I knew you were wondering this.
Speaker 1: I was paying for the questions to come because you're
Speaker 1: on them and I'm not on them.
Speaker 2: I actually seconds, I stopped because I did it for
Speaker 2: a couple of days and then I was like, I
Speaker 2: got kind of nauseous, and I was like, is it this?
Speaker 2: And I was like, let me like actually, because the
Speaker 2: thing with like vitamins or suppulents for natural materials where
Speaker 2: you're like, oh, I don't need to like talk with
Speaker 2: a doctor about this, but then you're like, oh, wait, actually,
Speaker 2: if I'm mainlining Curl and sparrellin like maybe I should
Speaker 2: talk to someone first.
Speaker 1: I mean, I am more than ever suspicious of even
Speaker 1: like when something's powdered, like it's just there, it's the beat,
Speaker 1: but it's been powdered. I've seen enough things in these
Speaker 1: nutrition things where they're like when when you like you're
Speaker 1: not getting because you see when you chew that's particular
Speaker 1: that particular food and enzymes produced particular to that thing
Speaker 1: that creates a certain thing before you swallow it, and
Speaker 1: that's where the health benefit is happening. So we all
Speaker 1: think we can just grind everything to a powder and
Speaker 1: throw it into a smoothie. Of course, it's not that easy, folks. So, okay,
Speaker 1: I just searched clrella on nutrition facts dot org. What
Speaker 1: do we see here? So here are the articles that
Speaker 1: come up detoxifying with chlorilla, best foods for lead poisoning, chloralas,
Speaker 1: roancho tomatoes, maringa question mark and then you got to
Speaker 1: read it to see what he's got to say. Is
Speaker 1: clorilla good for you? What about colorilla? Sold? Is a
Speaker 1: dietary supplement? Are you curious?
Speaker 3: Or is this so? I mean?
Speaker 1: I spent twenty books on big deal, see what we
Speaker 1: need that? Oh wait, hello, yeah you're here. It like
Speaker 1: brought the volume down because I was playing. Okay, this
Speaker 1: will be fun. What's he saying? Hold on your rabbit,
Speaker 1: your rabbit for the info. I just want them to
Speaker 1: be able to hear his voice too. Oh he's going
Speaker 1: to talk okay, facts, Yeah, nutrition facts Clorrella.
Speaker 4: Clorrella sold as a dietary supplement, harmful, harmless or helpful?
Speaker 4: There was a report in the journal Veterinary Pathology of
Speaker 4: a golden retriever killed by chlorella invaded her body and
Speaker 4: started eating its way up to her brain. This is
Speaker 4: showing the alergae creep up her spinal cord. But this
Speaker 4: is only if you dip an open wound into a
Speaker 4: scummy pond or something. Okay, yeah, the clorrella that's in
Speaker 4: the health food store is dried and dead. There there
Speaker 4: have been reports of adverse reactions, for example here in
Speaker 4: eleven year old hospitalized for kidney failure which went away
Speaker 4: when he stopped chlorrella, but this was not to be
Speaker 4: an allergic reaction. Similarly, there are reports of sun sensitive
Speaker 4: rashes and asthma triggered by breathing this stuff in, but
Speaker 4: again they don't appear to be caused by a toxin
Speaker 4: like you might find in blue green allergy supplements or spirrilinem,
Speaker 4: but just more like rare reactions in sensitive individuals. For
Speaker 4: the vast majority of people, chlorella can be considered helpful.
Speaker 4: Packed with lots of nutrients like tiny, little, dark green leafies,
Speaker 4: it kind of tastes like you're drinking your lawn, though,
Speaker 4: and kale is cheaper.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the end. Yeah, such a punk I
Speaker 1: love it. Kale is cheaper.
Speaker 2: Well, these are, by the way, these are these chlorillas
Speaker 2: in his tablets, which is how my friend got me
Speaker 2: to buy them. He was like talking with a friend
Speaker 2: of his and he was like, she looks unbelievable, like
Speaker 2: her skin's insane. And I was like, what work has
Speaker 2: she gotten done? She was like, literally, it's Corella Sparely
Speaker 2: and tablets. I take ten a day. I've been doing
Speaker 2: it for like five months. And then my friend is
Speaker 2: on them.
Speaker 1: He just came in town. I haven't seen him in
Speaker 1: a few months. He looks unbelievable. I go, what's going
Speaker 1: on in confirmation? And he didn't say like oh, it's
Speaker 1: like he wasn't coming to me, like look at me.
Speaker 1: I just was like, you look really good. I was like,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I mean, of course it's been
Speaker 1: colorilaspurly and he goes six months, ten tablets a day
Speaker 1: for six months, So then I of course did it
Speaker 1: two days and hour. I was also on the same regimen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the back of my friends.
Speaker 2: Ten tablets the friends but then in the same city,
Speaker 2: Yeah you no, no, I heard about it from him.
Speaker 2: So then of course, I go, oh, quick, fix, it's
Speaker 2: gonna make me you know. Yeah, look, I just wonder,
Speaker 2: well it's not in his daily dozen, which I just go, okay,
Speaker 2: then you know why, right, Yeah, we me just scan
Speaker 2: his thing, like I'm like, let me put in all
Speaker 2: the other things first, you know, you know, yeah, But.
Speaker 1: The other thing is like, you know, if you're I mean,
Speaker 1: this is anecdotal. The issue with anecdotal, it's like the
Speaker 1: friend who's gotten their shit together enough to take ten
Speaker 1: Colorrella tabs a day, right, like, might have gotten a
Speaker 1: lot of shit together, Yeah, in the last six months.
Speaker 1: Like if you're operating at a level where you've dialed
Speaker 1: things in enough that that can be part of your situation,
Speaker 1: you're in good shape, like you're probably like on it,
Speaker 1: you know, like versus you're living like worse than like
Speaker 1: worse than ever, but you're popping those tabs, don't. So
Speaker 1: it's just that's that's why.
Speaker 2: That's who ultimately, because I'm like, no, my sleep's out
Speaker 2: of you know, I'm a little like I'm just regulated
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's it's become a habit. I actually click
Speaker 1: on that thing that was sent you know, that sound
Speaker 1: machine Hatch. I clicked that on. I'm addicted to it. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Hatch and I click that on. It's like the music,
Speaker 1: it's like the ocean waves. I get in my bed
Speaker 1: and read, but I check with a whoop, and I
Speaker 1: know we don't supposed to do, you know? Screen time
Speaker 1: in bed by the way, it asks you there's a
Speaker 1: journal and you can choose what you're tracking. But it'll
Speaker 1: say there's like, you know, seventy things, and it's like
Speaker 1: you could choose what to track and basically you open
Speaker 1: it and it's like your journal and they're like yesterday,
Speaker 1: and so i'd be like, did you have alcohol yesterday?
Speaker 1: You know? Yes or no? You know? Did you intermittent
Speaker 1: fast yesterday? Yes or no? You know? Did you have
Speaker 1: a high stress high stress zooms or like whatever, like meetings?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: Did you It's like a million things. You can choose,
Speaker 1: what have magnesium whatever, There's all these different things. Get
Speaker 1: outdoor sunlight, close to waking up? There it is did
Speaker 1: that today? Okay? That's in there. Did you say hi
Speaker 1: as a cake? Yeah? I did. I reject the word high.
Speaker 1: I mean I wouldn't say as a cake. Yeah. Now
Speaker 1: I've gotten sloppy with the journal. I had to reduce
Speaker 1: the journal to saying like nothing by alcohol because I
Speaker 1: was like it was annoying me because I usually don't
Speaker 1: drink alcohol that like having a click no every day,
Speaker 1: so it was like it was like I have a
Speaker 1: So I was like, I want to track something that's
Speaker 1: more random, like I don't know, I had a cocktail
Speaker 1: the other night, like whatever, I'm figuring it out. I'm
Speaker 1: figuring it out. But the sleep stuff is real. But
Speaker 1: I get in bed, I look at my whoop. I say,
Speaker 1: I'm peaking, I'm performing. I need to get whatever. My
Speaker 1: anxiety around the whoop. Part of it is this thing
Speaker 1: where it's like I.
Speaker 2: I bristle at having like an automated scrutinizing, like I
Speaker 2: fear things that suggests we are to be in perfect
Speaker 2: enlignment or balance because I'm like that's not life.
Speaker 1: That's death to me. It's like clinging to that's like
Speaker 1: death obsession in a way, like just go hear me out,
Speaker 1: like like of course.
Speaker 2: I'm all about people being figure out you by the way, yah,
Speaker 2: yeah yeah, But it's like I'm all about that, of course.
Speaker 2: But there's like this more like this feeling about myself
Speaker 2: or my relationship to myself or to life where it's
Speaker 2: like and of course, I mean to say the obvious,
Speaker 2: like and just like optimization culture, this idea that we're
Speaker 2: to be these like it's like no like or just
Speaker 2: like it's I'm genuinely curious, like oh yeah, like sleep
Speaker 2: cycles or something, or of course if you integrate something
Speaker 2: and you feel better you But for me, I think
Speaker 2: it could become particularly because I'm so obsessive, I think
Speaker 2: it could slip into territory, which for me could be
Speaker 2: not even necessarily damage that's too strong a word, but
Speaker 2: like it could just it doesn't like feel like how
Speaker 2: I want to live.
Speaker 1: Completely get it, you know, I mean I think I
Speaker 1: think it's also like but okay, there's a couple of things,
Speaker 1: you know, to me, I completely get it.
Speaker 2: And by the way, okay, and my friend said this,
Speaker 2: and I think this is actually she said, I'm like,
Speaker 2: that's really powerful. It's a powerful fucking tool because she
Speaker 2: told me she was like, I actually feel myself going
Speaker 2: to bed earlier because I'm like, oh my whoop's telling
Speaker 2: me right, Or she was like I had a night
Speaker 2: where I went out and I you know, had cocktails
Speaker 2: and then my sleep was disrupted and the next day
Speaker 2: it was like whoa. And then she was like and
Speaker 2: that made her feel bad, you know, or something like
Speaker 2: there was an emotional you get, like an emotional thing
Speaker 2: she felt like, oh no, like or something, you know.
Speaker 2: And I think that's where it's like, well, we're not
Speaker 2: we have to you know, feeling bad is Yeah, if
Speaker 2: I don't feeling bad that it's not going to make
Speaker 2: you feel bad, then like let me let me just
Speaker 2: like say a couple of things.
Speaker 1: And I know what you mean in that. I think
Speaker 1: you know, you in the romantic notion of life want
Speaker 1: to kind of feel your way towards what works for you,
Speaker 1: right that feels better, like yeah, like you know, of
Speaker 1: course whatever, okay, like up sunlight, there it is, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. And then nope,
Speaker 1: I haven't done it. And then like you know, like
Speaker 1: I got you know, on Instagram off whatever all of it,
Speaker 1: particularly with add I do have a desire to incorporate
Speaker 1: automated anything okay that helps me, that frees me up
Speaker 1: to then live an organic artist's life. Okay, So like
Speaker 1: I just put my goddamn well Buchre in back in
Speaker 1: this thing that has an alarm, okay, because I don't remember.
Speaker 1: Not only it's not about remembering it to take it
Speaker 1: or not. It's I go to the thing, the thing,
Speaker 1: and I don't know if I just swallowed it or not.
Speaker 1: I'm like standing there within my hand, I don't know
Speaker 1: if I just took it or I'm about to take it,
Speaker 1: you know whatever shit like that, right you know, or
Speaker 1: a post it or whatever anything that like, you know,
Speaker 1: the chaos weighs on me right the like certain outsourced
Speaker 1: automations me not noticing. I do not notice that yesterday
Speaker 1: affects today. That is so not in my capacity mentally too,
Speaker 1: I don't remember what happened yesterday.
Speaker 2: Like it's like, so this thing sort of nudging me
Speaker 2: with this stuff. It's like good luck destroying my life. Whoop,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying, Like good luck turning it
Speaker 2: into balance.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: It's like it is it is such a minor nudge
Speaker 1: that you know, like I didn't really believe that a
Speaker 1: cocktail at dinner could affect my sleep, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, until it shows that five the five times
Speaker 1: you did that, you know, like and I guess that's
Speaker 1: my question is like, but let's just say you had
Speaker 1: like a fun night, you had a cocktail you were enjoying,
Speaker 1: Like is that worth it work? Yeah? Yeah, and you're
Speaker 1: still doing the cockta Like what Totally, it doesn't. It
Speaker 1: doesn't dictate your behavior, like to me, it really just
Speaker 1: it gives you information that allows you to go. Like
Speaker 1: I find it hard to believe. I mean I really
Speaker 1: struggle with sort of believing that my choices today affect
Speaker 1: me tomorrow all that, and or or I'm like tired
Speaker 1: and I'm like lazy bitch, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like okay, and like you no, you're not You're not
Speaker 1: not going to your workout because you need to sleep.
Speaker 1: And I'm going sitting there and I'm really looking at
Speaker 1: it and it's like, oh, I'm going to get five
Speaker 1: hours and I know that it is not good for
Speaker 1: me mentally. Yeah, so you can choose to sleep. I'm
Speaker 1: not going to the workout. And that actually made me
Speaker 1: make that choice. Yeah, like it made me made the
Speaker 1: sleep in choice. That's wild, totally. I just but but
Speaker 1: but yeah, like I don't I don't, like I have
Speaker 1: a little more sorry, I just had tolerance for this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well no, because by the way, also everything you're saying,
Speaker 2: it's me no, no, but also it is funny because
Speaker 2: it was also is genuinely like an interest of yours,
Speaker 2: like and that's cool, that's fine, Like you might just
Speaker 2: see more in a little more tolerance.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was laughing at myself because the pink whoop came
Speaker 2: into frame and I was imagining, like you wearing it
Speaker 2: on your wedding day, like you something borrowed something blue,
Speaker 2: and then you're like something whoop, Like it's like it's
Speaker 2: like you having like a bridal whoop. And then I
Speaker 2: was picturing you throwing the bouquet and then you track
Speaker 2: it and it goes like what did you do today?
Speaker 2: And you went got married to the love of my life?
Speaker 2: Or like I was, I was just imagining a campaign,
Speaker 2: which is like because that's the thing that's like obviously
Speaker 2: you wouldn't wear it, like like in what circumstance would
Speaker 2: you absolutely not wear it? Right? Well filming well, exactly,
Speaker 2: Red carget Red, Well, you have to put it right
Speaker 2: back on.
Speaker 1: Unblievable. I was like, I want to see because I
Speaker 1: wanted to see my so so I would love to
Speaker 1: study what's going on on stage. Okay, now, well now
Speaker 1: you can. That's where the bra and the underwear and
Speaker 1: the legging and whatever come in to play. But I
Speaker 1: was I brought it into frame, not that we actually
Speaker 1: we must.
Speaker 2: Use it for like fertility tracking. I would imagine maybe, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean it knows when your period is and stuff. Well,
Speaker 2: I tell it because it will.
Speaker 1: It incorporates that into like, oh, that's why that might
Speaker 1: be why you're blah blah blah blah blah blah. So
Speaker 1: you actually or it's like tells you not to strain
Speaker 1: as much. It's like it tells you like you're going
Speaker 1: to be lower whatever. So your men, well here's the rest,
Speaker 1: Please send one. I'm gonna I'm gonna let me log off.
Speaker 1: I'm going to email them.
Speaker 2: And say, like I I don't want to be playing
Speaker 2: it off as like this, you're not you're not, you're not,
Speaker 2: okay whatever. Of course, I will tolerate all manner of
Speaker 2: hideous things for my life, like believing that when we
Speaker 2: take the photo, I'll slip it off, you know, like
Speaker 2: it's like.
Speaker 1: I have a little bit more of that. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: why we're different. That's how we come together. To me,
Speaker 1: so like, you know, I'm on three meds for major
Speaker 1: you know I've had like, yeah, you've earned your whooped doll?
Speaker 1: Were we gonna say sorry? I cut you off? I
Speaker 1: love it always? Please wait, there was something I was
Speaker 1: thinking about.
Speaker 2: Okay, she brought She's calckling. She brought into frame the
Speaker 2: Neira the laser.
Speaker 1: Because I was like, genuinely, I was like, I don't
Speaker 1: want to even whatever.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of ideas I want to talk about,
Speaker 2: but I keep forgetting them. Box it and I was like,
Speaker 2: if I put it next to the poog, I'll remember. Okay,
Speaker 2: Because I don't know if you were aware of this.
Speaker 1: We mentioned it last record. No, but are you aware that? Wait?
Speaker 1: Are you aware of what? I just sometimes think you
Speaker 1: miss certain details and I'm if you're aware of something.
Speaker 1: So do you know what we're getting? The near a
Speaker 1: wrinkle laser reducer? Yeah? What I can't see? Yeah? What
Speaker 1: do you you show me? You make it clear? What
Speaker 1: are you seeing? I see two things, which is exciting.
Speaker 1: Exactly what are they? The point is there's two things
Speaker 1: in here, see plural lasers plural. There's two devices in
Speaker 1: the box. What are they? Pro and precision? One has
Speaker 1: a big mouth. One is a little one. I'm excited
Speaker 1: more surface area. I think it's cool. Guess what.
Speaker 2: I'm decided to do a little organization again, flying high
Speaker 2: on the flow dose in a really gorgeous way.
Speaker 1: I'm into a little organization.
Speaker 2: And then I'm going to go down to the market
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna get some vegetables to make a rice
Speaker 2: vegieabole tonight.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, the bulls I've been having have
Speaker 1: toasted wheat germ. Okay. Oh, by the way, my dressing
Speaker 1: is that taste because I've been experimenting without oil. Yeah,
Speaker 1: gave me some dressings. Okay, the dressings are out of
Speaker 1: this world. I use the harram. I throw veggie scraps
Speaker 1: in there. I throw the scraps of my fennel okay
Speaker 1: or whatever else and juice them. And so I have
Speaker 1: like a little green juice. And I throw in soy
Speaker 1: milk and a little tahini and vinegar okay, and whatever
Speaker 1: spices or herbs. I do a quick chop of maybe
Speaker 1: like the fronds of my fennel, shake it up on
Speaker 1: the salad. It goes delicious. You are a wicked French.
Speaker 1: This is what I'm saying this is it.
Speaker 2: It's earth worship, it is earth train base is grain
Speaker 2: grain base for a ball, my primary grain until I
Speaker 2: get more going. But the primary one that I've been
Speaker 2: working off of is barley groats. Hold barley, that's what
Speaker 2: you get.
Speaker 1: Okay. It takes forty minutes to cook. I have some
Speaker 1: cooking right now. Okay, down there. Oh, by the way,
Speaker 1: you know what we need in our new life. And
Speaker 1: I can't tell the difference slow cooker, instant cooker, pressure cooker.
Speaker 1: They're different things, I think, so yeah, okay, calling our
Speaker 1: place right now, our place. Our place has some kind
Speaker 1: of unlievable instanpot situation. Okay, well, I'm interested, but I
Speaker 1: will say I'm also interested if I kind of want
Speaker 1: to check the articles and be like if like revels
Speaker 1: is top. Okay, go, let's go. So the recommendations, but
Speaker 1: I want to throw in grains. I want to throw
Speaker 1: in my dry beans. Okay, I would love that, and
Speaker 1: I want it. But yeah, hold barley oats are absolutely
Speaker 1: delicious and incorporating Hold. Okay, Now you can't get them unhold,
Speaker 1: like you can't get anything less processed than hold. I know,
Speaker 1: hold sounds like okay, now it's processed, but I'll send
Speaker 1: you my link. But hold Barley Oats. Actually I think
Speaker 1: they also have at Ree Grocery. And it's kind of
Speaker 1: like a huge as it feels like, I mean, like Barley.
Speaker 1: Do you know nothing of Barley?
Speaker 2: I know nothing of bar from Barley Soup. Talk to
Speaker 2: Barley Soup. Sure like it's got a nice chew Hey,
Speaker 2: Barley breakfast porridge and.
Speaker 1: I use it so I've been using. I use I
Speaker 1: do it breakfast with berries apples. I throw my smile.
Speaker 1: I'm going to buy Barrowner right now. Okay, make sure
Speaker 1: it says hold hold like you want the full oat.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do a Barley Reports, okay, and then I
Speaker 1: want to Yet there's a few others I've got, but
Speaker 1: I've haven't been to Arawan and busy. I've got what
Speaker 1: what what? What? Yeah, well, I've wildly reduced because it's
Speaker 1: just dry beans, and I mean re grocery has replaced
Speaker 1: for me, arawon what what did what did I go
Speaker 1: in there to get?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: I went prepared foods. But my apples now with my cinnamon,
Speaker 1: I chop up, I mean chop, I slice an apple
Speaker 1: and I just shake cinnamon over it heaven.
Speaker 2: Where I actually sent you something on Instagram which was
Speaker 2: grading an apple great into that sounds nice.
Speaker 1: So I just chop it throat in there. I do cinnamon.
Speaker 2: I do either berry starving. I have peaches waiting downstairs, peaches.
Speaker 1: From because.
Speaker 2: It's almost it's almost peach season, Frocolo farm peaches. Okay,
Speaker 2: only peaches that exist? Okay, interesting? Oh I'm but I'm
Speaker 2: going to start. I don't know if I'm gonna start
Speaker 2: posting my bowls. That's a bit much, but I'll definitely
Speaker 2: start sending them all to Jacqueline. Jacqueline, I don't know
Speaker 2: if I'm going to start posting my bowls. It might
Speaker 2: be a bit too much. Have you listened to the
Speaker 2: Last Hour, doll? This is our Are you kidding? Posting
Speaker 2: the bulls is the least. Posting the balls is essential.
Speaker 1: That's what they can. That's we've done, right. I know.
Speaker 2: It's just like, please post the bowl you know what
Speaker 2: I did by actually, and I want to see if
Speaker 2: un and he needs.
Speaker 1: To know this what you know? The community? Again, I
Speaker 1: don't even think i've told you what.
Speaker 2: I purchased a halo that goes around your neck and
Speaker 2: holds your phone, okay, down facing down so that you
Speaker 2: can you can fill cook and they can, like you
Speaker 2: can be doing things through their free hands and the
Speaker 2: phone is covering it. So I'm gonna be like filming it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but right now my glasses O great. So you're so
Speaker 2: so I know you're going to be posting bulls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I got it. But my phone is is
Speaker 1: crap is crushed. Okay. So when I take my phone
Speaker 1: out of my case, glass shards fall out. Okay, step
Speaker 1: back to the porridge. Yeah, and so I can't I
Speaker 1: can't put it in my case right now. Okay. I'm
Speaker 1: soaring with excitement and hunger. By the way, I'm so
Speaker 1: excited for you being wicked, and this is really exciting
Speaker 1: and I think it's really fun. But listen to me.
Speaker 1: Right now, I'm going to get fennel. Yeah I do.
Speaker 2: Okay, I juice it and just juice it, juice the
Speaker 2: end whatever. Yeah, well, no, you know what you do
Speaker 2: you juice the stocks for juice.
Speaker 1: What I mean, like if you don't want you know,
Speaker 1: you know, there was frozen. I got confused. Anything that's
Speaker 1: like the scraps. I either thrown the juice or the
Speaker 1: blender basically now and and like throw it on there.
Speaker 1: The stems mean solid, the stems of like the fresh
Speaker 1: herbs that are kind of like they like tell you
Speaker 1: to discard, chop those up. I love this. I love this.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm hearing with all this?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jacquelyn Novak, I'm seeing your cookbook called the Whole Kitchen.
Speaker 1: My royal family, okay, of whole foods, plant based. I
Speaker 1: told you about the Esselstons, doctor Esselston, his sons strong. Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: they heard us. I saw something in the kay they
Speaker 1: heard us. They yeah, they reached out. Chris was like,
Speaker 1: holy fucking ship. Okay, and then and then and then
Speaker 1: another member of the family, Gus Esselston, who is a
Speaker 1: gorgeous company by George. Okay, these totes, I'm begging for them.
Speaker 1: I'm praying for a collab, the whole thing whatever. Okay,
Speaker 1: he listens to poog, I mean someone in the family
Speaker 1: listens any city through through his phone. Yeah, send it
Speaker 1: to the so exciting. Anyways, I'm gonna stop huge. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm going to text you from the health food store
Speaker 1: for fun. I can't wait. Capture footage. I love you,
Speaker 1: all right, I love you. That was Poog. If you
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Speaker 1: edited and mixed by Ali Graham, Music by Theta Hamil,
Speaker 1: artwork by Robert Batty.
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