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Speaker 2: nominees are House from Toronto in grad school, a climate scientist,
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Speaker 1: In the category of Best Gay Guy Famous, the nominees
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Speaker 1: In the category of the Chapel Rowan Award for Best
Speaker 1: Outdoor Live Performance, the nominees are Diana Ross, Central Park,
Speaker 1: Madonna Celebration Tour, Rio Fergie, Today's Show, Well it would
Speaker 1: have been Lovers and Friends, I'll tell You That, and
Speaker 1: Chapel Ron Coachella. These are the nominees for the Chapel
Speaker 1: Rowan Award for Best Outdoor Live Performance.
Speaker 2: In the category of Chapel Roone Award for Best Indoor
Speaker 2: Live Performance. The nominees are Mary Todd, Lincoln, Matt cat Medley,
Speaker 2: oh Mary, Cynthia Arrivo, Alfie, Kennedy Center Honors, Dion Warwick,
Speaker 2: Chapel Roon, Brooklyn Steele, Alsaba, Jinx Monsoon Chicago. These are
Speaker 2: the nominees for Chapel Run Award for Best Indoor Live Performance.
Speaker 1: In the category of the Titanic Award for Monoculture, the
Speaker 1: nominees are Country Music, Espresso, Sabrina Carpenter, Timothy Rode, The Worm,
Speaker 1: Wicked Trailer and Survivors Still to This Damn Day. These
Speaker 1: are the nominees for the Titanic Award for Monoculture.
Speaker 2: In the category of Most Dominant Predator, the nominees are Tashi,
Speaker 2: Duncan Challengers, Cheetah Bear, Polar Bear, and Links. These are
Speaker 2: the nominees for most Dominant Predator.
Speaker 1: In the category of Most Vulnerable Prey, the nominees are
Speaker 1: Patrick Swig and Art Donaldson Challengers, The Meek, Lazy, Slow
Speaker 1: Moving Flies, Krill Before a Whale and Shrimp. These are
Speaker 1: the nominees for Most Vulnerable Prey.
Speaker 2: In the category of Margot Martin Dale Award for Character
Speaker 2: Actress of the Year. The nominees are Alfree Woodard, Judy Greer,
Speaker 2: Missy Pyle, Gail Rankin but maybe her trajectory is changing?
Speaker 2: And Greta Lee, But does she count? These are the
Speaker 2: nominees for Margot Martindale Award for Character Actress of the Year.
Speaker 1: In the category of shot we are shooting right now
Speaker 1: in this moment, the nominees are Lady Gaga, Please for
Speaker 1: the Joker folio, do press start last coat ninety minutes,
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Speaker 1: Chemist Street read for a rom com that leads to
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Speaker 1: we are shooting right now in this moment.
Speaker 2: In the category of Best Collection of Sounds Together, the
Speaker 2: nominees are Challengers Soundtrack, Sondheime, Rainforest or Rainforest Sound on
Speaker 2: Sleep app Cowboy Carter and Real Housewives of Miami. Any Argument.
Speaker 2: These are the nominees for Best Collection of sounds together.
Speaker 1: In the category of Peacock Presents the Award for Best
Speaker 1: Streaming Service, the nominees are Peacock. These are the nominees
Speaker 1: for Peacock Presents the award for Best Streaming Service.
Speaker 2: In the category of best word to whisper, the nominees
Speaker 2: are stop, seriously, girl, and fuck. These are the nominees
Speaker 2: for best word to whisper.
Speaker 1: In the category of best word to scream, the nominees
Speaker 1: are Florida, Freedom, Surprise, objection, and do that Deze are
Speaker 1: the nominees for best word to scream.
Speaker 2: In the category of Flirtiest thing you could ever say,
Speaker 2: the nominees are that's not me, espresso, hope. So when
Speaker 2: someone asks if they'll see you later, I had a
Speaker 2: dream about you, the other nay put it in and
Speaker 2: sucking lollipop like this. These are nominees for floirtiest thing
Speaker 2: you could ever say.
Speaker 1: In the category of most uncommon accident, the nominees are fire.
Speaker 1: Performer at the circus falls over onto you and you
Speaker 1: catch on fire. You call me Stacy in this text,
Speaker 1: you liar, who is Stacy? Wake up from coma speaking
Speaker 1: a new language. All your belongings get thrown into a
Speaker 1: machine with those giant gears to crush things. All skits
Speaker 1: from Jackass Forever. Those guys are Nuts. These are the
Speaker 1: nominees for Most Uncommon Accident.
Speaker 2: In the category of Social Change Moment of the Year,
Speaker 2: sponsored by WESTM, the nominees are Jenny Nicholson's YouTube video
Speaker 2: about Star Wars, Hotel, Gypsy, Rose Blanchard released from prison, Hereditary,
Speaker 2: Little Diva Head Come Off, the latest twisted chapter in
Speaker 2: the Royal Family's Lives, and Jojo Cuas starts Gay Pop.
Speaker 2: These are the nominees for Social Change Moment of the
Speaker 2: Year sponsored by WESTEALM.
Speaker 1: In the category of the iHeartRadio Best Podcast of the Year,
Speaker 1: the nominees are Kelsey Brose, Very Delta, and Max's Original
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Speaker 2: In the category of Kindest Greeting, the nominees are Hi,
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Speaker 2: idea how happy I am You're finally here. Sit down,
Speaker 2: I have a gossip that will make you squirt. Lord surprise.
Speaker 2: Thanks Melissa, I'm here with a nominee Tonight from one
Speaker 2: of the year's Best Films, who has never looked Better?
Speaker 2: How are you feeling? You truly look incredible? And Diva.
Speaker 2: These are the nominees for Kindest Greeting.
Speaker 1: In the category of Best News We Heard, the nominees
Speaker 1: are your table is ready and It's the best spot
Speaker 1: in the house, that any online death hoax was just
Speaker 1: that a hoax. The sun will come out tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Babe, you won.
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Speaker 1: nominees for Best News We Heard.
Speaker 2: In the category of Julia Fox Award for Overall Excellence,
Speaker 2: the nominees are Sandra Oh, Meredith Marx, Nicola Coughlin, Betty
Speaker 2: Boop and Julia Fox. These are the nominees for the
Speaker 2: Julia Fox Award for Overall Excellence.
Speaker 1: In the category of the Tina Turner Legend Award, the
Speaker 1: nominees are Nicole Scher, Singer, Lisa Barlowe, Gail King, Paula
Speaker 1: Abdul and Miss Piggy. These are the nominees for the
Speaker 1: Tina Turner Legend Award.
Speaker 2: In the category of Kate Blanchette Award for Good Acting,
Speaker 2: the nominees are Anne Hathaway, The Idea of You, Sandra Oh,
Speaker 2: and Aquafina Quiz, Lady Mary Todd Lincoln, Phaedra Parks, The Traders,
Speaker 2: and Lily Gladstone Certain Women. These are the nominees for
Speaker 2: Kate Blanchette Award for Good Acting.
Speaker 1: In the category of Best Breakfast, nominees are Skier which
Speaker 1: is an Icelandic yogurt, vegan hash, savory oatmeal, Poaching your
Speaker 1: Own egg, If You're Made of Time, and Cold Pizza.
Speaker 1: These are the nominees for best Breakfast.
Speaker 2: In the category of Best Lunch, the nominees are Lunch,
Speaker 2: Billie Eilish, Something about Her Lunchibles, Dear if You're a Wolf,
Speaker 2: and bon Me. These are the nominees for best Lunch.
Speaker 1: In the category of most thrilling Threat, the nominees are
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Speaker 1: to call your father. Those are the nominees for most
Speaker 1: thrilling Threat.
Speaker 2: In the category of Best Dinner, the nominees are Chicken Parmesan, Chicken, Friends,
Speaker 2: they Say, Pizza, Knight, Spaghetti, Cumpopette, and Taco Bell. These
Speaker 2: are the nominees for Best Dinner.
Speaker 1: In the category of Best Beverage, the nominees are Rum
Speaker 1: and Coke, Die Coke, Coke, Zero, Ni, Grony and ginger Ale.
Speaker 1: These are the nominees for Best Beverage.
Speaker 2: In the category of William Shakespeare Award for being Timeless,
Speaker 2: the nominees are Gowns, Clara, Bow, Connection, Coca Cola and Diamonds.
Speaker 2: These are the nominees for William Shakespeare Award for being Timeless.
Speaker 1: In the category of Best Thing to Win, the nominees
Speaker 1: are an Oscar, an Emmy, a Tony, a Grammy and
Speaker 1: the Respect of Those Who matter Most. These are the
Speaker 1: nominees for Best Thing to Win.
Speaker 2: In the category of Best Song from Wicked, the nominees
Speaker 2: are Thank Goodness, I'm not that girl, I'm not that girl, reprise,
Speaker 2: what is this feeling? Also low key? Some of you
Speaker 2: are still calling this song loathing and we clock it
Speaker 2: every single time, one short day March of the Witch Hunters,
Speaker 2: something Bad and Dear Old Shiz. These are the dominees
Speaker 2: for Best Song from Wicked.
Speaker 1: In the category of the Joy Behar Award for Stand
Speaker 1: Up Comedy, the nominees are Phyllis Diller, Tina Knowles, Hannah Einbinder,
Speaker 1: Debra Vance, and Joan Rivers. These are the nominees for
Speaker 1: the Joy Beharr Award for Stand Up Comedy.
Speaker 2: In the category of Zendaya Award for First Name That
Speaker 2: Doesn't Need a last Name, the nominees are Raina, Luanne Furiosa,
Speaker 2: Mary Kate, and Ashley. These are the nominees for Zendaya
Speaker 2: Award for First Name that Doesn't need a last name.