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Speaker 1: It is time now for a round of would you rather?

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Speaker 2: All right, guys, would you rather have sex in a

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Speaker 2: haunted house?

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Speaker 1: Or would you rather have sex in the river on

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Speaker 1: a canoe?

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Speaker 3: Hey, I'm gonna get on that canoe. I'm going to

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Speaker 3: hint a house. That house, I ain't gonna be do

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Speaker 3: nothing in that house. You're gonna be. I can't do

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Speaker 3: nothing in the house.

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Speaker 4: What I can't do is flip this boat over there?

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Speaker 4: Ask what I really can't flip this damn boat? Because

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Speaker 4: now we went from having sex to try to save

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Speaker 4: my black ass life?

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Speaker 1: All right? Would you rather never wear dress shoes again?

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Speaker 1: Or would you rather never wear sneakers again? Which one? Now?

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Speaker 1: How you like to put it on? Steve Harvey?

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Speaker 3: I gotta help both for them?

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Speaker 2: Man?

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Speaker 3: Uh?

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Speaker 1: Pick one? Would you rather I gotta get rid.

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Speaker 3: Of I gotta get rid of him dress you?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Junior, it depends on what my big toe say.

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Speaker 3: That's the one that's gonna be under pressure. You're talking

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Speaker 3: about big to my big toe. You better get them

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Speaker 3: damn sneakers.

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Speaker 1: Then what are we talking about?

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Speaker 2: Man?

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Speaker 3: Sneakers? But my big toe. See, I don't like wear

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Speaker 3: sneakers with a suit. That's momy. It looks.

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Speaker 4: It looks good when I see guys doing it. Some

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Speaker 4: guys look good with sneakers.

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Speaker 3: Everybody don't do it right, but I don't. It's not

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Speaker 3: for me. The sports commentators don't do it right.

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Speaker 5: All right, I'm not saying talking about this is gonna

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Speaker 5: say it to Dan or Velosky.

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Speaker 3: He don't need to do it no more.

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Speaker 1: All right? Would you rather say whatever to your wife

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Speaker 1: during an argument? Or would you rather just walk away

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Speaker 1: from her?

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Speaker 3: Just walk off, just walk away? No, just walk away,

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Speaker 3: just walk away, just walk off. You know what? Whatever do.

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Speaker 4: That's a month month, I know whatever.

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Speaker 3: Whatever.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I can say it.

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Speaker 3: That's where we are. We had whateppened? Now away. You

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Speaker 3: don't hear me I'm talking.

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Speaker 5: You're gonna walk off while I'm talking.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm gonna walk off though. That's the best way. Okay, all.

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Speaker 2: Would you rather calamine lotion for itchy skin or would

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Speaker 2: you rather baby oil for its skin?

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Speaker 3: I ain't doing nothing, baby, I'm not doing nothing, baby,

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Speaker 3: I'm calaban. I'm looking like salmon. No, I ain't gonna

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Speaker 3: fix that itching. I irritated.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it'll fix the ash, but not the itch.

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Speaker 3: Take that. Take that.

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Speaker 2: All right, coming up next, Thank you guys. That's today's roundup.

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Speaker 2: Would you rather coming up next? It is our last

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Speaker 2: break of the day and Steve Harvey will close out

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Speaker 2: the show right after this.

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Speaker 1: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.