1 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:06,240 Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. Feel like every single person, not 2 00:00:06,320 --> 00:00:10,440 Speaker 1: every single person, but every single person has a bunch 3 00:00:10,480 --> 00:00:14,240 Speaker 1: of these in one of their kitchen drawers. What is it? 4 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:15,800 Speaker 1: And it's on the phone for a dirty little secret 5 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:17,159 Speaker 1: right now? Remember text in four one or six one. 6 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:18,520 Speaker 1: If you want to tell us a dirty little secret, 7 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:21,680 Speaker 1: you can tell us anything. We keep everybody anonymous because 8 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:23,920 Speaker 1: we give you a fake anonymous nickname. I don't even 9 00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:26,439 Speaker 1: ask what your name is. And on the phone right now, 10 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:32,639 Speaker 1: Taco Bell Hot Sauce packets, and what's up, Toco bellt 11 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:36,760 Speaker 1: Hot sauce packets. Hey, you know it's weird. A lot 12 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:40,440 Speaker 1: of people call me that already. Shoot, I use your 13 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:42,239 Speaker 1: real name on accident. I guess. You know the good 14 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:44,760 Speaker 1: thing about those what are the odds packets? They never 15 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:46,960 Speaker 1: go out of date, No, they don't use them forever, 16 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:50,680 Speaker 1: and they're delicious. All right. Well, Taco Bell Hot Sauce packet, 17 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:57,040 Speaker 1: you got a dirty little secret? Okay. So um, when 18 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:59,600 Speaker 1: I was in high school, I had like one of 19 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:04,520 Speaker 1: those classic classic events where my parents were gone for 20 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:09,080 Speaker 1: the weekend. Okay, so I just read some books, did 21 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:13,920 Speaker 1: some schoolwork. Yeah exactly. I studied really hard and good 22 00:01:13,959 --> 00:01:20,520 Speaker 1: for you. I have what I'm going to call a 23 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:24,240 Speaker 1: small get together. Was it really a school get together though, 24 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:32,720 Speaker 1: you know, as get togethers go. Um No, I'm guessing 25 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:35,040 Speaker 1: your parents didn't want you to have a get together 26 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:37,039 Speaker 1: at all. You were in high school and they were 27 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:39,679 Speaker 1: gone and you were at home by yourself. No, okay, 28 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:46,640 Speaker 1: actually pretty explicitly so too to not do that. But 29 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:50,240 Speaker 1: I figured, you know, I'm I'm chill, my friends are chill. 30 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:54,040 Speaker 1: I figured it would be fine, right, Um, but we 31 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:57,960 Speaker 1: did want to drink at this party. So um. One 32 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:02,760 Speaker 1: of my friends knew this guy, Jason, and he was 33 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:04,800 Speaker 1: a little bit older. And even though he was a 34 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:07,160 Speaker 1: little bit older than us, he also looked like like 35 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:10,680 Speaker 1: thirty five. Um, like, I don't know what he went 36 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:14,880 Speaker 1: through in high schools. In high school, you're like, man, 37 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:22,799 Speaker 1: you look like you're going through a midlife crisis right now. Exactly. Well, anyway, 38 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:25,240 Speaker 1: so he was able to get us alcohol. But because 39 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:29,919 Speaker 1: of that, we also had to invite him to the party. 40 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:32,320 Speaker 1: It was like, hey, get it, so you can hang 41 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:35,239 Speaker 1: with us, even though we don't know you super well. 42 00:02:36,639 --> 00:02:38,520 Speaker 1: But I forge he was my buddy's friend. I figured 43 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:40,880 Speaker 1: it would be fine. None of us were very used 44 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:44,120 Speaker 1: to alcohol, so when we drank large amounts of it, 45 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:47,400 Speaker 1: we passed out. I think that's what a lot of 46 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:52,720 Speaker 1: people do, blackout, which, Frank, I mean that was pretty 47 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:57,160 Speaker 1: much the goal. So, uh, the main reason this is 48 00:02:57,200 --> 00:03:00,480 Speaker 1: a dirty secret is in the morning, we all woke 49 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:03,440 Speaker 1: up and we were after this is after your party, Yeah, 50 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:07,960 Speaker 1: this is this is after the evening, and we thought 51 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:10,240 Speaker 1: the worst thing was just that we were hung hungover. 52 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:14,160 Speaker 1: But also Jason was gone. Yes that's the that's the 53 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:17,000 Speaker 1: older guy. Yeah, older car, Yes, still a guy. My 54 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:26,040 Speaker 1: mom's car was gone. Okay, we never saw him again again. 55 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:31,359 Speaker 1: So are you saying that he stole your mom's car? Uh, well, 56 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:34,520 Speaker 1: my mom's car was stolen and he was nowhere to 57 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:41,680 Speaker 1: be found, so probably yes. Wow, oh my god. What 58 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:45,880 Speaker 1: kind of car did your mom have? It was to 59 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:49,280 Speaker 1: say it was a two thousand and three Subaru outback. 60 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:52,240 Speaker 1: Who oh yeah, and he's probably still rolling that thing 61 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:57,440 Speaker 1: around booming sound system. Minute. Yeah, did you tell your 62 00:03:57,440 --> 00:04:03,960 Speaker 1: mom immediately? No? I panicked for a solid day. It 63 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:06,200 Speaker 1: was stolen out of the garage, so I really couldn't 64 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:11,640 Speaker 1: blame anyone else someone who So yeah, I was like 65 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:15,080 Speaker 1: in an insane amount of trouble and I was definitely 66 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:18,640 Speaker 1: able to have a party. Yeah yeah, I mean, if 67 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:19,760 Speaker 1: you have a bunch of people over in one of 68 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:23,960 Speaker 1: them still is your mom's car, usually that'll put it 69 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:28,599 Speaker 1: into any other parties that you might have real quick. Yeah. So, 70 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:33,520 Speaker 1: um my parents still will tease me about it, but 71 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:36,000 Speaker 1: let me live it down. Yeah all right, well, thanks 72 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:40,240 Speaker 1: for your dirty little secret. Thank you. Guys. What's your 73 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:41,760 Speaker 1: dirty little secret?