Speaker 1: Hey, sorry about that, ladies, I didn't mean to make
Speaker 1: you think about leaving your man this early in the morning.
Speaker 1: What he sounded like gargling this time? Well, everybody knows
Speaker 1: the true way to a lady's heart is a nice wink.
Speaker 1: And if that doesn't work for your relationship expert has
Speaker 1: released a list of simple things that guys do that
Speaker 1: drive women insane.
Speaker 2: Over it next, So ladies you.
Speaker 1: Can see if you agree, and guys can give you
Speaker 1: some ideas on how to make yourself sexier right away.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Wow, it's a jew show.
Speaker 1: Nothing is sexier than a guy about to fight another
Speaker 1: guy over a sports team. Am I right, ladies, it's
Speaker 1: the Jewbil show. Well, I guess guys think hot different
Speaker 1: than ladies do. Relationship experts have released a list of
Speaker 1: simple things that guys can do that drive women crazy.
Speaker 1: So we'll go over right now. So ladies you can
Speaker 1: see if you agree, and guys you can work on
Speaker 1: being sexier. Okay that Nina and Victoria see if you
Speaker 1: guys agree?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: And reading a book is one of the simple things
Speaker 1: that a guy can do that will drive women insane.
Speaker 2: I think if he's really focused, I'm into it.
Speaker 4: Oh you know what I mean, I don't care what
Speaker 4: it is if you're just really into it, and like
Speaker 4: you can see when you watch his eyes and his
Speaker 4: brain just kind of like absorb it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what is the media? He's just learning to read.
Speaker 1: He can't really read though, he's he's like just trying
Speaker 1: really hard.
Speaker 2: Such a graphic novel. Yeah, it's actually a comic book.
Speaker 4: I mean that could be hot too, because you know,
Speaker 4: there's a difference between having books and then like actually
Speaker 4: reading the.
Speaker 2: Book, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, there was a trend a while back of
Speaker 1: guys posting pictures of themselves reading to look hot, and
Speaker 1: then you know there's guys that have a bunch of
Speaker 1: books in their house that they don't read just to
Speaker 1: be like, Yeah, I totally like pick up a book,
Speaker 1: you know, every day, mostly for the workout benefits.
Speaker 2: I set it down, I don't actually read it. Well,
Speaker 2: like I have a lot of heavy books.
Speaker 4: But if you actually look at him while he's reading,
Speaker 4: you can tell if it's real.
Speaker 5: The entire time.
Speaker 1: I bet there's so many guys that claim that they've
Speaker 1: read a book to try to get a girl. You know,
Speaker 1: she's like, oh, I read, don't outsiders, Thank you, Victoria.
Speaker 1: Obviously I don't read that much. I've had Outsiders my
Speaker 1: favorit book. Yeah, I totally like that one, like, oh,
Speaker 1: what's your favorite part yo? When they're outside, when they're inside?
Speaker 1: Because I really supported the Outsiders. We're going over from
Speaker 1: relationship experts of simple things that guys do that will
Speaker 1: drive women insane. Cooking a meal is another one. Yes,
Speaker 1: cooking a meal drive you guys insane?
Speaker 2: Nina, Yes, And I will sit there and stare at
Speaker 2: you the whole time that you do it. Why does
Speaker 2: it drive you insane? Because it's just so hot. I
Speaker 2: think there's gonna be a good way. Yeah, there's a
Speaker 2: listen is about things guys can do that turn you
Speaker 2: on good.
Speaker 4: I thought it was a thing that just like annoy
Speaker 4: the crab out of you. There's nothing annoying about cooking
Speaker 4: me a meal. Absolutely nothing. But you know what I
Speaker 4: think it is that I find so attracted with the
Speaker 4: book and with the cooking and whatever else it is
Speaker 4: is that I'm really attracted to brains. So like, this
Speaker 4: isn't about being intelligent, but it's about watching your brain
Speaker 4: work or like move. So while you're cooking and you
Speaker 4: find a guy that's really proud of himself because he
Speaker 4: can chop. You watch his face. He's so proud of himself.
Speaker 4: And I just sit there and I'm so into it,
Speaker 4: and he has no idea. I'm staring as you chop
Speaker 4: that cilantro.
Speaker 2: Baby to the.
Speaker 1: I like to cook, but my problem is I just
Speaker 1: throw things in the cupboards. I don't know where anything is. Ever,
Speaker 1: So when I tried to cook for a girl before
Speaker 1: it ends and me being like, where's the I don't
Speaker 1: all get it done. Eventually, just hang out and watch
Speaker 1: to me for a minute, and then I just go
Speaker 1: want to order DoorDash.
Speaker 2: I can't find any of the tools that I need
Speaker 2: to cook with. As long as she's getting fed, you
Speaker 2: don't fail.
Speaker 1: Another thing that drives women insane A simple thing that
Speaker 1: guys do. If you walk on the road side of
Speaker 1: the sidewalk, whole school chivalry.
Speaker 4: They say, Yeah, no matter what people say, women still
Speaker 4: or people still want to feel protected.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 1: I do anyways like that. And it's cool because guy's
Speaker 1: legs are also carproof. Yeah, so that's why we do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because we're gonna stop a car obviously.
Speaker 1: Another thing they say that is a simple thing that
Speaker 1: men can do to drive women insane. Men who share
Speaker 1: photos of their less than masculine pets online, Like if
Speaker 1: you have a kitten or little dog.
Speaker 2: You know who is crushing that game right now? Glenn Powell.
Speaker 4: He has the first puppy and he hangs out with
Speaker 4: his purse puppy all the time. And I don't care.
Speaker 4: Everybody's here for it. Guys and dogs are hot. What
Speaker 4: about guys with cats? No, doesn't do it for you
Speaker 4: need it. No, We've already tried that too many times.
Speaker 4: We've given catmen too many chances. Those ones ruined it
Speaker 4: for the rest of what's wrong with the cat man?
Speaker 4: They're selfish? Cat men are selfish cat men. I've had
Speaker 4: this theory spelled out before, but if you haven't heard it,
Speaker 4: cat men are the type of men that want something
Speaker 4: there so they're not alone. They want to be loved
Speaker 4: when they want to be loved, but they want to
Speaker 4: put in the bare minimum. Because with the cat, all
Speaker 4: you got to do is feed it, and it's fine,
Speaker 4: and it goes off and does it sing. You want
Speaker 4: to cuddle, cool, you want to be alone, the cat
Speaker 4: will do its own thing. You can leave it there
Speaker 4: all by itself, and you don't have to do anything.
Speaker 4: Dogs you can't do that. So cat people tell you
Speaker 4: how they'll treat you.
Speaker 1: I have a cat, yeah, and I used to have
Speaker 1: a cat, and I can tell you pretty accurate description there.
Speaker 4: I think it's more geared towards men than women, Victoria.
Speaker 4: But I will say you are also noncommittal. You also
Speaker 4: don't want to be around things all the time, so
Speaker 4: that does actually suit you what. You love your baby,
Speaker 4: but you also aren't home a lot. But I try. Okay,
Speaker 4: it's not a bad thing. You're not a bad person.
Speaker 4: You're just not for me.
Speaker 2: I mean, but I try. You're for me, But you
Speaker 2: but I try is sort of an f boy line.
Speaker 1: No, it's yeah, it's like I tried hard. Like I
Speaker 1: told you, I would make plans and I know they're
Speaker 1: supposed to be to night, but like I thought of
Speaker 1: making the plans.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, you guys have to throw under the
Speaker 4: bad because.
Speaker 2: That is so accurate.
Speaker 1: You get the credit for the idea, like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: have the idea to take you out, Like I didn't
Speaker 1: do it, but I thought of it.
Speaker 2: So let's just stay at the house and dousehole the
Speaker 2: couch I can't see even better. Victoria was hanging out
Speaker 2: with this one guy. He stopped hanging out with her
Speaker 2: because she blew him off one night, so he's like,
Speaker 2: I think we should just be friends. And then she
Speaker 2: hit him up and asked him to go out with her,
Speaker 2: and he's like a date, Oh my god, yes, And
Speaker 2: now he's back in. Now she's canceling on mc can.
Speaker 2: Victoria is a d bag.
Speaker 1: You're a d bag, dude. I totally have this dude
Speaker 1: on the line, watch him and counsel him again. He's
Speaker 1: gonna keep jumping back in my dam so. Yeah, yeah, how.
Speaker 2: Many people you got on your team? Right now?
Speaker 7: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2: Hell Hello, Hi, Hello, Hello, yeah him, Sorry, this is Trevor.
Speaker 2: Who's this?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 9: You called me?
Speaker 10: No, I'm pretty sure you called me, so like can
Speaker 10: I help you?
Speaker 2: Or close?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 9: Yo, Hi, sorry I think you have the wrong number.
Speaker 10: Well no, because you called me so I think you
Speaker 10: might have.
Speaker 9: The wrong number. I didn't. My phone rang and I
Speaker 9: kicked it out.
Speaker 2: Know you called me?
Speaker 9: That's not okay? Whatever, dude, Bye.
Speaker 2: Hello Trevor.
Speaker 10: Hello, Okay, Yeah, who's this?
Speaker 9: Are you calling?
Speaker 8: Me.
Speaker 10: Well, no, you called me, ma'am. I don't remember what
Speaker 10: your name is.
Speaker 9: You you called me, and I didn't tell you a name.
Speaker 3: Because a good reason, obviously, but you called me.
Speaker 10: No, you called me.
Speaker 11: Oh my god, this is hello, Hello, oh my god.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you called me again?
Speaker 5: No, you keep calling me? Why did you call me?
Speaker 10: Okay, I don't like I don't like confrontation. Still confrontation.
Speaker 5: I have no idea who you are. Just get off
Speaker 5: my phone, like, stop calling me.
Speaker 2: So I was just off.
Speaker 5: Hello.
Speaker 10: Okay, So this is getting really old, like I don't.
Speaker 5: Know what, dude, this is seriously getting old. Like, listen
Speaker 5: to me. This is like the fifth time you've called me.
Speaker 5: Stop it, knock it off. I'm calling the cops right now.
Speaker 2: I feel like you're gonna call the cops.
Speaker 12: Okay, Well you because stop calling me, keep calling me
Speaker 12: and wrapping me, and I'm not I don't don't.
Speaker 10: Want to have to do this, but it looks like
Speaker 10: you might have gone yourself in a cops BA role.
Speaker 3: I don't even do.
Speaker 5: Bye, bye bye.
Speaker 10: Call the cops on you, and then they'll call the
Speaker 10: cops on your fops.
Speaker 5: I'm calling the cops right now. Bye, stop calling me.
Speaker 2: This is Detective Peter North from the police formant and
Speaker 2: speaking with Oh.
Speaker 8: Hi, yes, yes, hi, yes?
Speaker 2: Can I help you?
Speaker 5: So you're like calling me because of that guy.
Speaker 2: Right, ma'am? Yes, I do have to ask a question.
Speaker 2: Are you okay?
Speaker 5: I'm hine.
Speaker 2: Because you've called me?
Speaker 5: I haven't you literally just called me? My phone just rang.
Speaker 2: Nope, I'm sitting here at my desk and my phone
Speaker 2: rang and it was you on the other end. Can
Speaker 2: I help you with something?
Speaker 5: I feel like I'm taking crazy skills? So I have
Speaker 5: a person.
Speaker 2: Okay, So you are taking pills? Where are you met?
Speaker 5: No, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
Speaker 2: You just admitted to an officer of the law that
Speaker 2: you taking pills.
Speaker 12: Oh my god, sir, I have a problem with somebody
Speaker 12: who keeps calling.
Speaker 1: I know you have a problem obviously because you're taking
Speaker 1: pills and calling the police. So I will send a
Speaker 1: car to where you're at right now. I have your location.
Speaker 12: No, no, I don't need a car. I need you
Speaker 12: to call somebody who keeps calling me. I have their
Speaker 12: number if you would like it.
Speaker 1: Well, ma'am, I'm going to send a whole squad car
Speaker 1: down there and we're going to pick you up and
Speaker 1: bring you There's no need for.
Speaker 12: That, Oh my god, No, sir, like I need you
Speaker 12: to listen to me, like, I don't need you to
Speaker 12: send a whole squadront of.
Speaker 5: Cops down here because I'm at work.
Speaker 12: But I have a problem of a guy that keeps
Speaker 12: calling me like I need your help.
Speaker 5: I don't need a bunch of cop cars and I'm
Speaker 5: not taking pills.
Speaker 2: Mmmmmm okay, ma'am.
Speaker 1: Well, the officers they are on the way and they
Speaker 1: will be there in just a few minutes to apprehend
Speaker 1: you and take.
Speaker 2: You down of the para.
Speaker 12: Honestly, really, there's no need. There is no need for that. Please,
Speaker 12: I am Please, do not embarrass me.
Speaker 9: I'm at work.
Speaker 2: Is going on, Oh, I'll tell you what's going on.
Speaker 1: This is Jubil from the Jebel Show doing a phone
Speaker 1: frank on you and your boyfriend Jason set you up.
Speaker 2: It's a joke.
Speaker 9: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: He said you gotta have a new phone number and
Speaker 1: be getting a lot of calls on it and want
Speaker 1: to mess with you.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I hate Him'm so bad.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, Thank god though scaring me, Oh my god,
Speaker 5: wake up every morning with jubile Phone Franks.
Speaker 2: Time for what's trendy with Nina.
Speaker 4: You guys, this AI online dating hack is gonna blow
Speaker 4: your mind and totally screw up a lot of dudes.
Speaker 4: So you can actually use chat GPT to catch guys
Speaker 4: or anybody. I guess who's lying about their height?
Speaker 2: How do you know? So somebody tested it, So you
Speaker 2: can actually put all of these pictures into chat GPT
Speaker 2: and they'll be able to measure all of the different
Speaker 2: like pictures and like the way that it's all set
Speaker 2: up against all of the other things. So it's spary act.
Speaker 2: That didn't make sense, but well you can look at
Speaker 2: the angles. You're not tall?
Speaker 13: Yes, well, because people used to take like they'd be
Speaker 13: holding their phone right and they say, okay, well and
Speaker 13: I phone is seven inches tall, and then they take
Speaker 13: it and they would crop it out and they would
Speaker 13: stack it up against the person like you're only this tall. Y.
Speaker 2: I can just do that on the fly. Amazing.
Speaker 4: That's fa AI is really turning into the ultimate whistleblower.
Speaker 2: Guys. You really cracked up about it.
Speaker 4: I am cracking up because, as somebody who's used dating apps,
Speaker 4: I just feel for all these people that are about
Speaker 4: to get so busted. Not like you wouldn't be busted
Speaker 4: when you actually met the person that you matched with.
Speaker 2: Anyway.
Speaker 4: Yeah, anyway, there's a new membership plan you may be
Speaker 4: interested in, and that is to Chuck E Cheese. They
Speaker 4: are now offering monthly memberships for families that will be
Speaker 4: in at eight dollars for the Bronze tier to thirty
Speaker 4: dollars for the Gold tier. So these passes include games
Speaker 4: and food and drinks.
Speaker 2: And all of that kind of stuff like pay per
Speaker 2: view boxing.
Speaker 1: Because there's usually always a fight at a check e
Speaker 1: Cheese on the weekends, sometimes with a mechanical figure.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's usually the parents, Honestly, it is because the
Speaker 4: kids are out there doing whatever.
Speaker 1: Your kid touched my kid, And there's always stories about
Speaker 1: brawls at Chuck E Cheese.
Speaker 2: I'm a Chuck E Cheese kid. Are you guys checking
Speaker 2: love Chuck Cheese?
Speaker 4: They got great pizza, Like all my friends would be
Speaker 4: playing and I would be sitting eating the pizza watching
Speaker 4: the performance, and Chuck E Cheese and his little bands
Speaker 4: the performances.
Speaker 2: Yeah does he not anymore? You've never knew a Chuck
Speaker 2: Cheese rectorian? Well, I'm like one chuck e cheese. Ever,
Speaker 2: my aunt used to tell my cousin that it was
Speaker 2: always closed so she didn't have to go.
Speaker 4: Cheesus never opened, darning, you can't use that anymore.
Speaker 2: It's opened, and they got memberships. I got a gold membership.
Speaker 2: We're rolling up today anyway. That's what's trending. It's time
Speaker 2: to catch a cheater. Only on the.
Speaker 1: Jubile Show, Candace is on the phone today for to
Speaker 1: Catch a Cheater. And she's been married to her husband,
Speaker 1: Noah for a year, and she already thinks something might
Speaker 1: be going on. So we'll see if we can help
Speaker 1: her out. Candace, I'm sorry're in that situation, but what's
Speaker 1: going on? Why do you think no is seating?
Speaker 3: So here's the thing.
Speaker 7: Noah is.
Speaker 3: Noah is so sweet and I love him so much.
Speaker 3: He's just he is a very busy guy.
Speaker 7: He has always been a very busy guy, and work
Speaker 7: takes up a lot of his life.
Speaker 3: And I know that that's part of the.
Speaker 7: Deal, but in like the last month or so, it
Speaker 7: feels like I don't know that he's been a lot
Speaker 7: busier than usual and he always comes home on his.
Speaker 3: Lunch break, which I absolutely love.
Speaker 7: He doesn't work too far from home, so it's it's
Speaker 7: really nice to be able to have that time together.
Speaker 7: But lately he's just oh, he's just kind of been
Speaker 7: making excuses and you know, he says things like, well,
Speaker 7: it's the work thing, and I don't know. So we
Speaker 7: are actually looking for houses right now, which is incredible,
Speaker 7: and I'm just so excited and so ready to to
Speaker 7: get out of this apartment. So he is also like
Speaker 7: going on potential.
Speaker 3: Health hunting and he's going to go check these things out.
Speaker 3: But sometimes I.
Speaker 7: Feel like you've gone for hours and it's just okerlhom
Speaker 7: and be like, oh, well it wasn't right, or you know,
Speaker 7: just something along those lines.
Speaker 3: And I get it. You know, the market is crap
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 7: You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like, I know, you guys know, and it's.
Speaker 7: Going to be really hard for anybody to find anything
Speaker 7: that we want.
Speaker 3: But like I have very high standards, and you know
Speaker 3: what he does do We both we want to find
Speaker 3: something that we love, especially you know, if we're going
Speaker 3: to pay for it.
Speaker 2: But so you're not doing that together. You're not house
Speaker 2: hunting together. He's doing that by himself.
Speaker 3: He's yeah, he's.
Speaker 7: Doing and that you know that was something that that's
Speaker 7: that's fine. I can't always get away at the time
Speaker 7: that he can go see.
Speaker 3: These houses, and I and I tucked him.
Speaker 7: We have we have very similar tastes and you know,
Speaker 7: no problem. But he doesn't bring home brochures or floor plans.
Speaker 7: And every time that I say that I want to
Speaker 7: go look at the house with him because I can,
Speaker 7: he'll say things like, oh, it's just closer if I
Speaker 7: stop by, like or I'm just going to go real
Speaker 7: quick and no need for you to get up, And
Speaker 7: I don't know, it just stands weird, like I want
Speaker 7: to go see these houses, like I'm excited about that?
Speaker 2: Is he acting different outside of those times not house
Speaker 2: hunting with you and not having an answer to you.
Speaker 7: He will get like these random text messages from someone
Speaker 7: while we're just hanging out at night, and.
Speaker 3: I remember asking him and he was.
Speaker 7: Like, oh, it's the realtor and I was like, well,
Speaker 7: we hired a reel, sir, And I don't know, that's
Speaker 7: just something that.
Speaker 3: I feel like we would have talked about that.
Speaker 7: And am I just making this up in my head?
Speaker 7: And this is what he's actually just been. He's actually
Speaker 7: going to look at all of these houses, and he's
Speaker 7: trying to find something really nice and pretty, and he
Speaker 7: knows that I like surprises, and I don't know, he's
Speaker 7: probably just working really hard to find a nice place
Speaker 7: for us that we can call home.
Speaker 2: I still think the thing that's striking me the most
Speaker 2: out of all of this is that you're not in
Speaker 2: the process of finding your own home. Yeah, I'm part
Speaker 2: of that. That feels weird. I don't know.
Speaker 4: This one's kind of tricky because there's nothing that's like
Speaker 4: screaming red flag to me.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but like, you know, he's done something like that
Speaker 7: before in terms of like one time we had this
Speaker 7: really amazing date and he hired this chef.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 7: It was something that I was like, like, we were
Speaker 7: going to cook together, and he was like, hey, I'm
Speaker 7: surprising you.
Speaker 3: I've I hired this chef to come and cook for us.
Speaker 3: So I was like, oh, you know, and that was
Speaker 3: like a it was like a really cool little date
Speaker 3: night thing.
Speaker 7: So things like that, I'm like, well, maybe that's maybe
Speaker 7: that's just something that's just something that Noah does and
Speaker 7: I need to get used to, or maybe I need
Speaker 7: to be like, hey, I do love surprizes, but let's
Speaker 7: let's talk about how.
Speaker 3: We're spending our money a little better. But I don't
Speaker 3: want him to stop doing nice things for me.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, we'll see if we can figure it out
Speaker 1: for you. And you already told us what grocery store.
Speaker 1: You guys are Rewards card members, so we'll call and
Speaker 1: we'll do the usual. We'll call and pretend that we're
Speaker 1: from the grocery store and say that every single month,
Speaker 1: we choose one random Rewards Card member who gets free
Speaker 1: flowers delivered from our floral department. We'll see if he
Speaker 1: sends those to you or to somebody else.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, pay play.
Speaker 1: A song, come back and get your to Catch Cheeter next.
Speaker 1: Right in the middle of Today's To Catch a Cheater
Speaker 1: And if you just joined us, Candace is on the
Speaker 1: phone and she thinks that her husband of one year
Speaker 1: named Noah might be cheating. So in a second, we're
Speaker 1: gonna call him and pretend to be from the grocery
Speaker 1: store that he's a rewards member at, and say that
Speaker 1: every single month, we choose one lucky Rewards Card member
Speaker 1: who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department. We'll
Speaker 1: see if he sends them to his wife, Candace or
Speaker 1: someone else. But first, Candace, why don't you refresh our
Speaker 1: memory on the situation.
Speaker 7: Well, just real quick, where Noah has been a lot
Speaker 7: busier lately than he usually is. We started looking for houses,
Speaker 7: but I am not necessarily part of the process.
Speaker 3: And I want to be. And he's gone a lot
Speaker 3: looking at houses, and I want to be a part
Speaker 3: of that process.
Speaker 7: He's also kind of getting text messages that he says
Speaker 7: is from the realtor. But I didn't know we hired
Speaker 7: a realtor, so I don't know. I'm just kind of
Speaker 7: at a loss for what's going on.
Speaker 1: Okay, are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 3: Yes, Okay, I'm ready.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, this is horrible calling from I was looking
Speaker 1: for our rewards card member named Noah. Yeah, listen, Noah, Hi, Noah,
Speaker 1: Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
Speaker 1: I'm actually calling to say congratulations here this month's big winner.
Speaker 8: Take a while.
Speaker 2: No, actually, it won't take much time. I met all.
Speaker 1: Every single month, we choose one rewards card member who
Speaker 1: gets free free flowers delivered from our floor department. You've
Speaker 1: just won thirty six long stem red roses, a box
Speaker 1: of candy or chocolate, and a car to be delivered
Speaker 1: to anybody that you would like to within the fifty
Speaker 1: United States of these Americas. Absolutely free. It's a three
Speaker 1: hundred and sixteen dollars value and it just takes a
Speaker 1: couple of minutes. I can take down the information over
Speaker 1: the phone. Yeah, let's just do it on the phone
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 2: Great, okay.
Speaker 1: First thing that I would need would be the first
Speaker 1: and last name of the person you'd like to send
Speaker 1: them to.
Speaker 9: Can I send them to Bianca?
Speaker 1: Would you like to put a card in that flower
Speaker 1: delivery to Bianca?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 14: How about I can't wait for your next open house?
Speaker 14: Are you able to put a linky emoji after that?
Speaker 2: I certainly can.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we just got we just got the option of
Speaker 1: being able to use emoji, So a little can't wait
Speaker 1: for your open house, swinky base. And then the next
Speaker 1: thing I will need would would have been the address.
Speaker 1: But I don't need that anymore because this is actually
Speaker 1: the Jubil Show. It's a radio show. My name is Jubell.
Speaker 1: I'm Nina and I'm Victoria, and we do a segment
Speaker 1: on a show called the katchatata where if you think
Speaker 1: your significant other might be sleeping around, we see who
Speaker 1: they send flowers to.
Speaker 2: And your wife, Candace is on the phone listening.
Speaker 5: Noah, who the Bianca? It's just our realtor.
Speaker 3: Noah with Bianca. We don't have a realtor.
Speaker 5: How do you think we've been viewing so many houses?
Speaker 14: We have a realtor that's been getting us into a
Speaker 14: awesome places.
Speaker 7: Noah, we haven't been doing anything. We haven't been viewing
Speaker 7: any houses. You have been viewing houses? What it's just
Speaker 7: dawn on me. You had a radio show called me
Speaker 7: to see if I was cheating. It's a kind of ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Oh is it?
Speaker 7: Is it ridiculous? Is it more ridiculous than you cheating
Speaker 7: on me? With our first year of being married? We're
Speaker 7: doing both to be looking for houses? Are you going
Speaker 7: banging for me?
Speaker 3: Are you?
Speaker 7: Or are you banging some reels? Her in new open houses?
Speaker 7: What open houses? Talk to me about the open houses?
Speaker 5: Noah, No, I haven't.
Speaker 3: I haven't seen any of these open houses. I haven't seen.
Speaker 7: Oh, okay, you know what, I'm going to look up
Speaker 7: what was her name again?
Speaker 3: I'm going to look up her real I'm going to
Speaker 3: look up where she goes.
Speaker 2: H a scene?
Speaker 3: Okay, Oh I'm making a scene.
Speaker 7: Oh I'm making a scene, you guys, I'm making a scene.
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: Why are we faces to your realtor?
Speaker 14: She's getting us into houses before they're on the market.
Speaker 14: Sometimes though, you can try and get ourselves a.
Speaker 8: Better deal because the interest rates are.
Speaker 14: Crazy right now. On, this is ridiculous that you're called
Speaker 14: telling me about this.
Speaker 3: Okay, great, Why don't I give Bianco call?
Speaker 7: Because it's my money too, right, it's our money, it's
Speaker 7: our marriage, it's our life.
Speaker 3: It's going to be our house.
Speaker 7: So why don't I get her numbers and just let's
Speaker 7: just make sure that the next open house that you
Speaker 7: get in on, we get.
Speaker 3: In on that. I think that's fair. Yeah, right, that.
Speaker 14: Could be fair when you're calm and not on the radio.
Speaker 2: This is embarrassing. Wouldn't you want to make sure that
Speaker 2: she understands that you're not cheating? Because I'm not convinced.
Speaker 2: It doesn't sound very convincing that you're not.
Speaker 14: We only talk about addresses and houses literally about it.
Speaker 7: Okay, Well, then if that's what it is, then maybe
Speaker 7: just maybe just send me the text messages that she sending,
Speaker 7: so that way I can click on the addresses and I.
Speaker 3: Can look at these houses, because who knows, maybe I
Speaker 3: would have actually loved them. Yeah, I'm not going to
Speaker 3: do that.
Speaker 14: It's so ridiculous that you need to see that we're
Speaker 14: leaves together.
Speaker 8: Ridiculous me on the radio.
Speaker 1: Bro, your wife thinks you might be cheating on her,
Speaker 1: and you're not gonna You're not willing to show her
Speaker 1: the text messages with the realtor who you just sent
Speaker 1: a winki face to and flowering.
Speaker 5: Right, it's not that big of a deal.
Speaker 7: Is it Not that big of a deal because it's
Speaker 7: not that big of a deal to you, because you
Speaker 7: don't want to get caught, because you're not the one
Speaker 7: worried that your spouse is cheating.
Speaker 5: Nothing is happening. I'm busy at work. I don't know
Speaker 5: why you're doing.
Speaker 2: Does Bianca know you're married.
Speaker 9: I'm not answering any of this.
Speaker 8: I'll talk to you later.
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 2: Okay, Wow, he hung up. Candace. Oh my god, Candace,
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I mean, it definitely sounds not like innocent house hunting.
Speaker 2: I really didn't want you to be right, but I
Speaker 2: really think you should hunt down Bianca.
Speaker 3: Were just looking for, you.
Speaker 1: Know, get ahold of this Pianca woman to see maybe
Speaker 1: it is just that, or maybe it's still in the
Speaker 1: flirtation stage, and maybe it's stuff.
Speaker 4: I don't I don't know. I mean, i'd be very upset,
Speaker 4: but I also would want to confront her.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I don't even know what to do
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 6: The Jewels shows to catch a cheater. Know what's weird
Speaker 6: about your quizes, Katie, is that all the work is
Speaker 6: right and just the answers are wrong. Well, I know
Speaker 6: that having a boyfriend may seem like the most important
Speaker 6: thing in the world right now, and you don't have
Speaker 6: to dumb yourself down to get guys to like you.
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Speaker 1: Kai is on the phone today for our first date
Speaker 1: follow up, and he's getting ghosted by Evie.
Speaker 2: We went on a date with and really liked.
Speaker 1: So in a second we'll call her and see if
Speaker 1: she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get
Speaker 1: him another date.
Speaker 2: But first, Kai, how long has it been? Says you
Speaker 2: are from ev.
Speaker 8: I think guys from Evie. We usually a very frimly
Speaker 8: in one that goes to our constant gym.
Speaker 16: We'd be starting back and forth a little bit, but
Speaker 16: then we decided that we'd go and grab a smoothie.
Speaker 8: After our workout, so we want to grab a smoothie
Speaker 8: and that went really well. So then we decided we'd
Speaker 8: go out and tractually able proper date, so we went
Speaker 8: to this new topics place in town. We ended up
Speaker 8: chatting with each other and we got the pie. And
Speaker 8: while we went on the pie to come out, we
Speaker 8: decided to After we ordered, we decided to sit on
Speaker 8: the same side of the booth.
Speaker 17: And we go through each other's phones and we were
Speaker 17: talking about pictures and videos that we're talking about, especially
Speaker 17: with our family members, and then there was a kiss,
Speaker 17: which was pretty awesome. So I think everything was going
Speaker 17: to corner plant. But then I have an art document
Speaker 17: and I think it's because I led the shrimp out
Speaker 17: of the pie.
Speaker 2: Shrimp. Okay, wait wait wait wait wait, So let's talk
Speaker 2: about the kiss.
Speaker 7: Then.
Speaker 2: Was that mutual? Like, did you feel like she was
Speaker 2: given that energy back?
Speaker 8: Definitely? Definitely, I just hearted she kicked it back.
Speaker 2: So then where does the shrimp come in?
Speaker 8: I was.
Speaker 17: Mainly a few of the putting content, and I ate
Speaker 17: my majority of the MP from the pay I think
Speaker 17: that she made.
Speaker 1: Why do you think that that's the thing that she
Speaker 1: say something about it?
Speaker 8: She would give me a look the entire time.
Speaker 2: So is it that you ate all the shrimpers that
Speaker 2: because you left the girl starving?
Speaker 8: That's that's that's why I called you guys.
Speaker 1: Okay okay, And you reach out to her and she
Speaker 1: just said nothing.
Speaker 8: Didn't any sense.
Speaker 2: Well what was your last interaction? So what did you
Speaker 2: say to her? So basically you sent her a text
Speaker 2: and said I had a great time, and then she
Speaker 2: responded saying thanks for dinner. And it wasn't the energy
Speaker 2: that you were looking for.
Speaker 8: So I texted TV after dinner, I said a really
Speaker 8: great time and I was looking for Donn next week,
Speaker 8: and she just responded with, you know, thank you for
Speaker 8: dinner with the period had a low energy were kind
Speaker 8: of response. So I haven't done anything swimmer since then.
Speaker 2: Okay, have you seen in her at CrossFit?
Speaker 8: Just not really, not really you know mom home competition,
Speaker 8: just you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, well we'll see why.
Speaker 1: We'll play a song come back and then call her
Speaker 1: and see if some tell us why she's ghosting you.
Speaker 2: Maybe get you another date. Okay, all right, well.
Speaker 1: Plus on come back, get your first date, follow up
Speaker 1: next Right in the middle of your first date follow up,
Speaker 1: and if you're just joining us, that Kai is on
Speaker 1: the phone and he's getting ghosted by a girl named
Speaker 1: Evie that he really likes. He met her at CrossFit
Speaker 1: and they went out on a date and he thinks
Speaker 1: he's not getting a call back because he ate all
Speaker 1: of the shrimp and the piea that they ordered. And
Speaker 1: she also needs her protein because you know, CrossFit absolutely,
Speaker 1: So we'll see if that's the reason. All right, Kay,
Speaker 1: are you ready to give her a call? Okay, man,
Speaker 1: here we go. Hello, Hi, I speak to ev Please.
Speaker 2: This is hey Evie. How are you. My name is Jewbel.
Speaker 2: I'm calling from a radio show. It's called The Jubil Show. Hi, Ev,
Speaker 2: I'm Nina also on the show. Hi, and I'm Victoria. Okay,
Speaker 2: how are you? It's a radio show.
Speaker 3: I'm confused.
Speaker 2: Sure. Have you ever listened to The Jebel Show before?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 3: Yeah again?
Speaker 2: Okay, sweet? Thank you? Are you familiar with what a
Speaker 2: first date follow up is?
Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, okay, okay, okay, cool.
Speaker 1: Well that's the segment where if you ghost somebody, they
Speaker 1: can email us to get you on the show and
Speaker 1: ask why you're ghosting them. And we got an email
Speaker 1: about you from somebody. You have any idea who that
Speaker 1: would be.
Speaker 15: Well, I've only gone on one first date recently, so
Speaker 15: I have this feeling I might know who it is.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, who is that?
Speaker 8: Is it?
Speaker 3: Kai?
Speaker 2: Yes? It is.
Speaker 1: He told us about your date and he wants to
Speaker 1: know why you're not calling him back or why you're
Speaker 1: you ghosting him?
Speaker 2: Would you mind telling us? Well?
Speaker 15: Yeah, I mean, so like we had a we were
Speaker 15: having like a pretty good night papas and then like
Speaker 15: we had this like really good kiss.
Speaker 3: Right, and then he got up went to the bathroom.
Speaker 15: And while he was there, his phone just kept getting
Speaker 15: messages from commanding Z and it was like, I explain
Speaker 15: emojis and uh like peach emojis and te emojis and
Speaker 15: I at least five just in the time that he
Speaker 15: was in the bathroom. So like, I don't know Luvie is,
Speaker 15: but it sounds like he's kind of got something.
Speaker 5: Going on already.
Speaker 3: And I just I felt so uncomfortable after that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and then he just didn't.
Speaker 15: Mention them, like I don't know, it felt like he
Speaker 15: just left his phone on the table like he.
Speaker 3: Would see looking to the song when he came back
Speaker 3: kind of thing.
Speaker 1: Okay, he thought the reason you're not calling him back
Speaker 1: is because he hate all the shrimp.
Speaker 2: Out of the pa.
Speaker 3: Wow. I mean yeah, he did do that.
Speaker 15: And that was dumb.
Speaker 1: But okay, so it said he was getting texts that
Speaker 1: seemed like from another girl.
Speaker 2: I mean five, that's.
Speaker 5: A lot of egg plant emoji.
Speaker 2: We should ask him about that, don't you? Thank you? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh that's right, he's here.
Speaker 2: Right, Yes, he is.
Speaker 1: Guy's on the phone and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 16: Hey, this is kind of awkward, but I'm I'm a
Speaker 16: little bit mortified, and I'm going to.
Speaker 8: The one that was setting all the emoji text messages.
Speaker 8: Did you say your friend, Yeah, he's he was Basically.
Speaker 16: He knew that I was an EV for a while.
Speaker 16: He was trying to be encouraging by sending those.
Speaker 8: Messages in order to let me know exactly what I
Speaker 8: should do and topically speaking, everything go as well on
Speaker 8: a date.
Speaker 17: But I uh, not that I don't appreciate his input,
Speaker 17: but I kind of already knew how to do that anyways.
Speaker 8: But in his own way, he was trying to at
Speaker 8: least at least be encouraging and and and be friendly.
Speaker 8: But I don't I don't think he knew that she
Speaker 8: was going to see the messages from him, uh, and
Speaker 8: how I'm going to kill him the next time I
Speaker 8: see him. But it was nothing sexual between me and
Speaker 8: somebody else. It was mainly sexual between.
Speaker 5: Me and.
Speaker 8: Me and my buddy.
Speaker 15: So it wasn't another girl, but it was your friend,
Speaker 15: like convinced we were going.
Speaker 2: To hook up?
Speaker 3: Like, is that why you went out with me?
Speaker 5: Because you realize sure we were going to hook up.
Speaker 8: I wasn't going out with you because I was students,
Speaker 8: we're going to cut I was going out because I
Speaker 8: wanted to go out with you. That the whole walking
Speaker 8: up thing is just a bonus. You're the main You're
Speaker 8: the main goal here is to go and have a
Speaker 8: good time with you because I have come into you
Speaker 8: a goal.
Speaker 15: Come on, like a guy like you at the gym
Speaker 15: only had one agenda and friends, just like the or
Speaker 15: Vic or whatever his name is. I knew you were
Speaker 15: too good to be true when I went.
Speaker 3: Out right like, if that's all you're interested in, Like,
Speaker 3: that's not what I'm here for.
Speaker 8: That's not how I'm interested in. You know, that's just
Speaker 8: my friends and dumb.
Speaker 16: Idiots, and it's decided to send very very dumb text messages.
Speaker 8: When I wasn't at the table. But I am not
Speaker 8: into you for that, and that's just a bonus. I'm
Speaker 8: into you for everything that you are and everything that
Speaker 8: you can be, and especially all the conversation that we
Speaker 8: haven't on the last day, can.
Speaker 16: I since you're going really well, so yes, I can
Speaker 16: understand that you might be a little upset and confused
Speaker 16: by the messages, but that's the last.
Speaker 8: Thing on my mind. And you're also your Your squad game.
Speaker 16: Is like insane if you can squat so much, and
Speaker 16: I think it's really hot, So it's it's.
Speaker 8: Also that's not a bonus, but you have a child
Speaker 8: there and that's not enjoy it. At some point in.
Speaker 16: Time after after an apology dinner, when you possibly see about,
Speaker 16: you know, potentially.
Speaker 8: Doing something on those lines. Okay, ice cream after two.
Speaker 8: And also you get to eat all the shrimp tonight.
Speaker 8: You get all the shrimp, and wherever we go, I
Speaker 8: will make sure that they feed you at least eight
Speaker 8: extra shrimp, just to make sure that I to make
Speaker 8: it for the last time.
Speaker 2: I don't know, it is like out there. Would you
Speaker 2: like to go on another date with Kai? Will pay
Speaker 2: for it?
Speaker 3: I still don't know if I totally believe you yet,
Speaker 3: but you can.
Speaker 5: Buy me shrimp.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I will go on a second date, but
Speaker 3: you are on probation.
Speaker 2: It sounds like she said yes to shrimp. Okay, well, congratulations, Kyle,
Speaker 2: you got another date.
Speaker 8: Yeah, this is exactly and I appreciate all that. This
Speaker 8: is exactly how I thought would thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Just tell Victor egg plants.
Speaker 15: Okay, okay, yeah, I want to see those texts though,
Speaker 15: I will.
Speaker 8: Definitely show them too. I'm gonna do a little bit
Speaker 8: of editing as graphic. I will make sure that you
Speaker 8: see them.
Speaker 2: First date, follow up time, Verninas. What's trending? Do you
Speaker 2: think that East scooters will ever be banned in the
Speaker 2: United States? Now, I'm sure we always figure out way
Speaker 2: to get things banned here. Well it's not us.
Speaker 4: Well when we do something, when I tell you this,
Speaker 4: you're going to be like, oh, that's why we're not
Speaker 4: banning them, because other countries are banning them because they're
Speaker 4: so dangerous. There's been such an increase in accidents that
Speaker 4: there are countries like Australia, Paris, Copenhagen, which is Sweden, Denmark, Denmark,
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I had a Victoria moment.
Speaker 4: Italy, Rome is doing it, and even places in Korea
Speaker 4: are banning them because of all of these accidents.
Speaker 2: No, Copenhagen, Sweden, I think it's Denmark. Yeah, the capital
Speaker 2: of Denmark. I think it is in Kentucky. Okay, Okaymark, Kentucky.
Speaker 4: Well, either way, they're telling their stories and there's a
Speaker 4: big pr push to warn people about how dangerous the
Speaker 4: East gooters are.
Speaker 2: So America's middle name is danger. It's danger. We like you,
Speaker 2: you know how big we like it.
Speaker 4: Texas wins because everything really is bigger in Texas. A
Speaker 4: woman who just won the Guinness Book of World Records
Speaker 4: for having the widest tongue the what comes straight out
Speaker 4: of Texas. Her name is Brittany and her tongue is
Speaker 4: three point one inches wide.
Speaker 2: WHOA, how that seems really?
Speaker 4: Why when you see the picture, it's pretty crazy, like
Speaker 4: if she sticks her tongue out, it feels like it's
Speaker 4: her whole face.
Speaker 2: But but it's impressive. She's really proud of it.
Speaker 4: When she realized that the current world winner record thank
Speaker 4: you record holder was two point eight nine inches, she
Speaker 4: was like, nah, bet I can beat that. And then
Speaker 4: the male version of the biggest record holder or whatever
Speaker 4: for a tongue is three point four to nine inches wide.
Speaker 2: Oh really, I just don't know who thinks to measure
Speaker 2: their tongue. Well, if you know you're blessed with a
Speaker 2: thick tongue, just there's a chance.
Speaker 1: I just googled world's biggest tongue and it says there's
Speaker 1: a guy in Portland at five point two one inches.
Speaker 4: WHOA, No, okay, well this article needs to be updated.
Speaker 4: Clearly he doesn't hold the record from the Guinness Book.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, would be my guests.
Speaker 13: Yeah, maybe it's surgically enhanced, because you know, people be
Speaker 13: doing weird stuff like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would not count for the guest records you
Speaker 2: figured out business. I don't know this tongue. There are
Speaker 2: some tongues out there for a man that might be
Speaker 2: really a good idea.
Speaker 1: Do yourself a favorite today and google thick tongues and
Speaker 1: then image search it, because That's what I'm doing right now.
Speaker 2: Wow. Well, there are some very thick tongues in this world.
Speaker 2: New Finish unlock, and that's what's trending.
Speaker 5: Jubles dirty little secret.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hey, you ever do a little secret?
Speaker 3: Hey?
Speaker 13: Yeah, So I work for a city government.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say which I work for their parking enforcements. Okay.
Speaker 6: Anyways, the rural abuse in the city towards us scotten.
Speaker 8: So bad over the last year.
Speaker 13: Oh dang to even activating to where I was physically
Speaker 13: assaulted last week.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Yeah, the parking ticket.
Speaker 5: Is ground to the point.
Speaker 14: Yeah, geez, it has gotten to the point where I
Speaker 14: actually hate the citizens of this city.
Speaker 2: I understand why. Yeah, So what happened to the person
Speaker 2: who sault you? Did you get arrest? Did you get
Speaker 2: to taste them? No? No, no, no tasers. Dang it.
Speaker 2: He just spit in my face and got in his
Speaker 2: van and drove away. Do you arrest I haven't arrested
Speaker 2: or anything.
Speaker 16: Uh.
Speaker 9: The police also went and arrested him.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Do you have to take a car assault? Wow?
Speaker 2: You got two tickets?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 2: Well, thank you for your dirty little secret?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Hello, hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 5: I do?
Speaker 2: Sweet? What is it?
Speaker 5: Okay? So my ex was a marathon runner and he
Speaker 5: wore those short shorts with the underwear included.
Speaker 3: Okay, and I found that he was skating on me.
Speaker 15: So I took some poison ivy and I rubbed it
Speaker 15: on his shirt on the underwear part.
Speaker 8: It really didn't.
Speaker 3: Start working until he got sweaty and was running quite away.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's pretty miserable.
Speaker 3: Not a very nice thing to do, but I was
Speaker 3: pretty mad.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I've had poison ivy in that area before and it
Speaker 1: is not fun. Why not at all?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I went pe in a bush poison Oh so wait
Speaker 1: that well that definitely was good revenge.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 3: Okay, bye bye bye.
Speaker 5: What's your dirty little secret?