Speaker 1: The suspect involved. Here is a three to four hundred
Speaker 1: pounds of the black bear. He came and he grabbed
Speaker 1: the food, and then he came.
Speaker 2: A game and a lesson, no more fast food on
Speaker 2: the front porch.
Speaker 3: The news report it's going viral of a bear that's
Speaker 3: stealing Uber eats items off of people's porches.
Speaker 1: That's the lesson, news delivery and the lesson, no more
Speaker 1: fast food on the front port They have to be serious.
Speaker 3: Being a newsperson would suck so bad because they have
Speaker 3: no choice that you can't laugh at it and go,
Speaker 3: that's funny. A bear stealing food off fortune and the
Speaker 3: lesson we've all learned is admired Uber eats away from
Speaker 3: bearskayack you bill.
Speaker 1: Right now.
Speaker 3: They've got your attention. It's the Jewbil Show and you
Speaker 3: have to hear what's coming up next because it's scientifically
Speaker 3: engineered to put you in a better mood.
Speaker 1: They swear that.
Speaker 3: No matter what type of mood you're in, even if
Speaker 3: you're feeling a little bit extra stabby this morning because
Speaker 3: you haven't had your coffee, they say this poem will
Speaker 3: put you in a good mood, whether you want to
Speaker 3: be or not. Okay, we have the audio. Will play
Speaker 3: it for you next, and then you can see if
Speaker 3: it puts you in a good mood or if you're
Speaker 3: in a worse mood. Because it didn't put you into
Speaker 3: the coming up right after this, it's the Jubile Show.
Speaker 4: Our handbook policies are very vague and they just say
Speaker 4: something about like represent yourself.
Speaker 3: Well, this is a former teacher who made nearly a
Speaker 3: million dollars from only fans in six months.
Speaker 4: If I like did I feel like that's a matter
Speaker 4: of opinion. I've definitely gone through a grieving process, especially
Speaker 4: that first week in the second week, just knowing that
Speaker 4: I won't be going back to education and I want.
Speaker 1: Ever be seen. Yeah right, I've been able.
Speaker 4: To pay off all my student loans, like any car
Speaker 4: loans or credit card debt, Like I have no debt now,
Speaker 4: so like that's really free.
Speaker 3: She decided to quit her job after she made it
Speaker 3: on a community Facebook page for being a teacher at
Speaker 3: the school that was on OnlyFans. Except she's laughing all
Speaker 3: the way to the bank. Now a million dollars in
Speaker 3: less than six months.
Speaker 1: I am tempted every day, every day. I'm tempted every day.
Speaker 3: But I know if I did it, I would not
Speaker 3: make melion dollars.
Speaker 1: And then it would just make me bad about myself.
Speaker 5: Six.
Speaker 6: The whole world is there. You never know somebody in Australia.
Speaker 6: You might be their thing. It's the Jewel Show.
Speaker 3: And there's a poem that apparently is going to put
Speaker 3: you in a better mood, whether you want to be
Speaker 3: in a good mood or not.
Speaker 1: We're about to play it. It's not just any poem.
Speaker 3: The shoe Company A six commissioned a poet and a
Speaker 3: music producer to create a poem that would put you
Speaker 3: in a better mood just by listening to it. I'm
Speaker 3: about to play it right now. The poem is called
Speaker 3: nothing Feels Better. All right, we'll see if this puts
Speaker 3: you in a good mood or not.
Speaker 1: Here it goes.
Speaker 7: It can feel gloomy in here, that overwhelmed, the sleepy suck.
Speaker 3: I like the accent, Yeah, the accent is good. That's
Speaker 3: helping a little bit. It's probably not helping that I'm starting.
Speaker 1: And solving it, but.
Speaker 7: Fighting off the thought of just for a day, giving up, screaming,
Speaker 7: give me a break. Why can't waking up be enough?
Speaker 7: Breaking up with faking thoughts of everything is fine, thanks,
Speaker 7: because it's not. Being human is tough. I need time
Speaker 7: to show myself some love. I want to shake my
Speaker 7: body until it releases tiny voices that sing songs my
Speaker 7: head can shake off.
Speaker 1: I want to bay in the commotion.
Speaker 7: I would have become the very notion of a transformation.
Speaker 7: I am every outstretched and.
Speaker 8: The fact of feeling.
Speaker 7: I am the crowd of my mind's elation, showing myself
Speaker 7: with every minute that what I never thought possible even
Speaker 7: this morning, will keep from shifting. With the base stump
Speaker 7: of my heart, with the pace of my feet, all
Speaker 7: of this meat in my mind. Nothing feels better than
Speaker 7: this brilliance, than this healthy empower committed.
Speaker 1: Okay, how's everybody feeling?
Speaker 6: I mean I was kind of into it. The peloton
Speaker 6: instructors kind of get like that too. It's really good
Speaker 6: when you're trying to do your workout.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I want more like a hype music. I
Speaker 1: know he's waiting for the future. Drop feeling it in
Speaker 1: your stomach like you weren't feeling that. I was listening.
Speaker 2: But if I'm being fully honest, Victoria, the.
Speaker 3: Company ACE just released this poem. It's scientifically engineered to
Speaker 3: put you in a better mood. It's a minute and
Speaker 3: thirty seconds a lot, I mean visuals, today's attention span worlds. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you go to make that happened, Cassandra, I liked it.
Speaker 3: Did that put you in a better mood?
Speaker 8: No? I guess if there's like a visual to it,
Speaker 8: maybe it would have done something.
Speaker 1: I can tell the visual.
Speaker 3: The visual is somebody getting ready to go for a
Speaker 3: run and then going for a run.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you did not much, Victoria. Couldn't fan attend
Speaker 1: to the whole thing.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I kind of did too, Yeah, producer, Honestly, listen,
Speaker 9: I think with the attention span issue, the first five
Speaker 9: seconds are sad, I don't like running, and a six
Speaker 9: I haven't heard of those guys in like twenty years.
Speaker 9: So for me, the whole thing just felt like a
Speaker 9: weird commercial, and all the sounds were.
Speaker 1: Kind of stressful. Was stressed, Oh my god, so much sounds.
Speaker 3: I was looking at everybody's face in the studio and
Speaker 3: the producer, Brad was back in his chair and his
Speaker 3: eyes were huge.
Speaker 1: What's going on? It just couldn't fit of I don't think.
Speaker 6: You related to the beginning, Like, yeah, life is hard
Speaker 6: some mornings I don't want to get up. It's okay
Speaker 6: to not and then boom and then you're like, but
Speaker 6: it's up to you to transform that part.
Speaker 1: That's the message.
Speaker 10: I think.
Speaker 1: The second part is where I kind of cut out.
Speaker 1: I like the worst part.
Speaker 7: In here, Like, no, that overwhelmed the sleepy sludge.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel that every day.
Speaker 7: Thought of just for a day giving up, they should
Speaker 7: have just ended it right now, Like some days it's
Speaker 7: okay to just give up.
Speaker 1: Why not this morning? Yeah? I was like, you know
Speaker 1: what I was thinking or something. The kid of life
Speaker 1: is trying just hard enough. You woke up, congrats and
Speaker 1: I'll go back to bed. That was good. How do
Speaker 1: you stay inspired? So give me excuses to walk away.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna text it in formula six one and said
Speaker 3: that didn't put me in a better mood.
Speaker 1: It made my trust issues worse.
Speaker 6: That means, okay, wasn't the same thing I was I
Speaker 6: was trying.
Speaker 1: It's another jewbile phone frame day mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: this is pe Deakin's call from I was looking for
Speaker 1: Stacey in regards to a couch that she purchased from us.
Speaker 11: Yes, speaking, Hi, I've cite you guys so many emails.
Speaker 11: I've been calling you guys, and nobody's gotten back to me.
Speaker 1: Okay, in what seems to be the issue.
Speaker 11: Well, I'm waiting on the couch that I ordered. I
Speaker 11: haven't been sent a shipping number, I haven't been sent
Speaker 11: any information, and i'd like to know where my couch is.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I do understand that. I've got your invoice actually in
Speaker 1: front of me, because I know you've tried to get
Speaker 1: ahold of us, and it looks like it should be
Speaker 1: in your mailbox any day now. So if it's not
Speaker 1: there within four days, I would definitely call us back
Speaker 1: in my mailbox. What does that mean? Should be in
Speaker 1: your mailbox in yeah, four days. It's a couch. How's
Speaker 1: it going to fit in my mailbox? Well, it's small enough. No,
Speaker 1: it's not small enough. I ordered a couch. Y.
Speaker 12: Oh boy, how closely did you look at the ad
Speaker 12: for the couch? I'm sorry, it's actually a you know,
Speaker 12: it's actually a Barbie sized couch that you ordered, So
Speaker 12: it's right in the mailbox.
Speaker 1: Is this a joke? I paid eight hundred dollars for
Speaker 1: that couch. There's no way that it's a Barbie sized couch. Well,
Speaker 1: it is hand designed, so yeah, I ordered a full
Speaker 1: sized couch. I didn't order a Barbie couch. Yeah. Actually,
Speaker 1: if you I don't know, if you read all of
Speaker 1: the details of the couch, it does say in there
Speaker 1: that it's a Barbie sized couch. Is actually handcrafted though
Speaker 1: by Bill. Who would order a Barbie sized couch? Oh?
Speaker 5: Bill?
Speaker 1: Bill is one of our expert designers here.
Speaker 13: Okay, Well, I don't care how expert Bill is. I
Speaker 13: ordered a full sized couch, and I expect a full
Speaker 13: sized couch for that price.
Speaker 1: He's one of the premier designers of teeny couches in
Speaker 1: the country. Actually, so that's why it's so expensive, and
Speaker 1: a lot of people would pay way more than that
Speaker 1: for some of Bill's work.
Speaker 13: Well, Bill and his tiny couches. I ordered a full
Speaker 13: sized couch, and I'm sure that the ad didn't say
Speaker 13: anything about it being a small Barbie couch.
Speaker 3: All the furniture we sell at our stores is miniature,
Speaker 3: and I figured, do you wi.
Speaker 13: How when I know that that was not listed on
Speaker 13: the ad, that's false advertising.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it's there. It's just in tiny print like
Speaker 1: our tiny couches, and we kind of do that to
Speaker 1: be cute. Okay, you know this is ridiculous. I would
Speaker 1: like a.
Speaker 13: Refund, just refund my card because I'm not You've been
Speaker 13: so unhelpful.
Speaker 1: I've been waiting so long for.
Speaker 13: This couch and then I hear that it's a Barbie couch.
Speaker 8: What does that even mean?
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, our tiny couches have no refund policies because they
Speaker 1: are rare in one of a kind. But think about this, though,
Speaker 1: In just a few days, you're going to be able
Speaker 1: to open up a Manilla envelope with a beautiful, exquisite,
Speaker 1: tiny hand crafted couch just for you.
Speaker 13: In four days, I'm going to open my mailbox and
Speaker 13: open a Manilla envelope and stop on a tiny couch
Speaker 13: because I'm so frustrated because I want a.
Speaker 1: Couch that I ordered.
Speaker 13: My family has been sitting on the floor to watch TV,
Speaker 13: to eat meals because we waiting for the couch, which
Speaker 13: you haven't gotten back to me at all, and then
Speaker 13: I hear that it's a miniature couch and now I
Speaker 13: have to go find another one.
Speaker 1: I'm going to suit you for false advertising. This is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: There was nothing in the ad about this MM are
Speaker 1: you going to say, is there somebody else that I can.
Speaker 8: Talk to you?
Speaker 1: Because you're clearly incompetent.
Speaker 3: Well, I would let you talk to Bill, but I
Speaker 3: don't want to get hurt his feelings because I can
Speaker 3: see that you're not very happy about his design of
Speaker 3: the tiny couch.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm not happy about any of this. This is
Speaker 13: the most ridiculous thing that I've ever heard. I have
Speaker 13: never experienced this. You cannot just have false ads out
Speaker 13: there like this and then expect people to read tiny print.
Speaker 1: I'm going to post on.
Speaker 13: Yump, I'm going to post on Twitter, I'm going to
Speaker 13: post on all the social media. I'm going to ruin
Speaker 13: your company if you do not give me a refund,
Speaker 13: and you'll be out of a job. You won't even
Speaker 13: be able to afford a tiny couch or a tiny house.
Speaker 3: You all right, then I'll let you know that this
Speaker 3: is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone
Speaker 3: prank on you and your husband set you up.
Speaker 1: What It's a joke.
Speaker 3: He said, you've been frustrated because you haven't got this
Speaker 3: couch that you ordered, and you wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 13: Oh my god, Well, now at least my husband can
Speaker 13: sleep on the full side, wake.
Speaker 1: Up every morning with jubile phone frames. It's time for
Speaker 1: Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 6: There's one hobby you can take up right now that
Speaker 6: will instantly make you more attractive.
Speaker 1: Okay, I guess your spatul already, babies, and get in
Speaker 1: the kitchen because cooking is it? Yes.
Speaker 6: According to a new study, seventy five percent of Americans
Speaker 6: believe that somebody is more attractive if they have cooking skills.
Speaker 5: Yep.
Speaker 1: Anytime I hate up anything in the microwave, it is
Speaker 1: a turn on. Anytime. What's your go to in that microwave?
Speaker 3: Usually some bone broth or oh yeah, serve up those liquids,
Speaker 3: baby microwave burrito.
Speaker 6: You know what you couldn't do since you're big on
Speaker 6: like liquids and stuff. It's all about the chopping for me.
Speaker 6: Like I've said it before, but it's those knife skills.
Speaker 6: You're sitting there and you're chopping up some onions or whatever.
Speaker 6: But if you put them in one of those blenders
Speaker 6: and you made it like soon and then that would
Speaker 6: still be like real skills. You've got one of those
Speaker 6: like purifiers, that's that's legit. You never like made soup
Speaker 6: before from like real vegetables. Okay, well, I highly recommend it.
Speaker 6: The fresher the better. Did you say purifier Do you
Speaker 6: mean pure? I mean a pure Okay, yeah, I was like,
Speaker 6: what kind of.
Speaker 9: Vege they need to go through some sort of purification
Speaker 9: process outside of just washing?
Speaker 1: Did you about to put them in his air purifying?
Speaker 1: It's their fryer.
Speaker 6: You knew what I was saying though, Still kind of
Speaker 6: on the topic of food, but with a twist. Because
Speaker 6: KFC now knows how much people love fried chicken, they've
Speaker 6: decided to create flavored lickable gift wrapping paper in time
Speaker 6: for the holiday season. But it's not just the fried chicken.
Speaker 6: It's flavored with hints of cranberry, sauce and sage. It's
Speaker 6: inspired by their seasonal chicken burger. They have a chicken
Speaker 6: burger that's seasonal. They've decided to all about best of vibes.
Speaker 6: Get your chicken burger with a side a lickable gift
Speaker 6: wrapping paper.
Speaker 3: Can Americans just not eat something anything? Do we have
Speaker 3: to eat everything? He's wrapping paper? Like, Man, if I
Speaker 3: could just lick this a bunch and eat it, this
Speaker 3: would be Great Willy Wonka.
Speaker 6: You know that one scene where they walk in this
Speaker 6: hallway and the wallpaper.
Speaker 1: Is lickable and hateable. Yeah, I think we learned it
Speaker 1: from the movies. And it keeps going.
Speaker 6: And lastly, Haley Bieber thinks Billboard is a joke because
Speaker 6: I don't know if you heard about this. They released
Speaker 6: their list of the greatest pop stars of all time,
Speaker 6: and the top two, of course being Beyonce and Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1: But Rihanna comes in at number three.
Speaker 6: Justin Bieber doesn't come in until number eight, and she's like,
Speaker 6: that's a joke, because he should be.
Speaker 1: One of the best of all time. This should be three.
Speaker 1: I've got a new appreciation for the Bebes. Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: I started listening to him. I don't know why. I
Speaker 3: just want to check it out. And I'm like, he's good.
Speaker 1: He's really good. He's really good. He's good.
Speaker 2: But the other people on that list are also really good. Well,
Speaker 2: I feel like his ranking is I don't want to say,
Speaker 2: maybe react.
Speaker 1: No one's have been like water or two above. But
Speaker 1: I'm with Victoria, your eighth best pop star of all time?
Speaker 1: Why are you upset by that? He is really good?
Speaker 1: There are seven other people that might be better. Do
Speaker 1: you think that only time? Do you think Kanye West
Speaker 1: or Lady Gaga is better?
Speaker 9: I mean they have a larger probably a larger catalog.
Speaker 1: Britney Spears, that's what I was thinking. Larger catalog.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, Okay, well then that's where we're at. I mean,
Speaker 6: but you know, Hayley, she's gotta throw fit. That's her man,
Speaker 6: though she.
Speaker 1: Doesn't, she can just shut her mouth. I love it.
Speaker 1: Stand by your man. That's what's trending. It's time to
Speaker 1: Catch a Cheater. Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 3: Kaylee is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater,
Speaker 3: and today is a little different. Kaylee thinks that her
Speaker 3: stepdad might actually be cheating on her mom. So we'll
Speaker 3: see if we can catch him in a second. If
Speaker 3: he is, so, Kaylee, what's going on? Why do you
Speaker 3: think your stepdad's cheating?
Speaker 14: Oh?
Speaker 15: My goodness, you guys. I'm hoping I'm wrong. I'm hoping
Speaker 15: it's all my imagination. My dad, he's not my dad.
Speaker 15: He's my stepdad, but he's only do I ever know?
Speaker 15: And so he's my dad. He's been with my mom
Speaker 15: for like fifteen years now. They've always been happily married.
Speaker 15: I mean, you know, it seems like a good situation.
Speaker 15: I've never even thought about it twice, to be honest
Speaker 15: with you. But a couple of weeks ago, it was
Speaker 15: my birthday and we were all over there, you know,
Speaker 15: celebrating my birthday, and you know, I've brought one of
Speaker 15: my closest friends, Alicia, with me. I don't know, at
Speaker 15: one point during like the celebration, you know, there weren't
Speaker 15: a lot of people, like maybe fifteen twenty people there.
Speaker 15: I kind of see you over in the corner, Alicia
Speaker 15: and my dad, Like it just seemed a little flirty.
Speaker 15: I get a little too intimate. And I love Alicia.
Speaker 15: She's one of my dearest friends. And she's a beautiful,
Speaker 15: beautiful girl, and she's very sweet, but she's also a
Speaker 15: little flirty and promiscuous.
Speaker 8: So I was like, uh, red flag. Let me just
Speaker 8: keep that in the back of my mind. Whatever, nothing,
Speaker 8: you know, I thing.
Speaker 15: I mean, everybody was there, wasn't it wasn't anything crazy,
Speaker 15: but it just caught my attention.
Speaker 8: So then a couple of.
Speaker 15: Days later, her and I were hanging out, all of
Speaker 15: a sudden, her phone's kind of like blowing up with Jim.
Speaker 8: Jim, Jim.
Speaker 15: She's like, you know, giggling and answering real quick, and
Speaker 15: I'm like, the hell is Jim. It's like going out
Speaker 15: just some guy I'm seeing whatever. Keep in mind, my
Speaker 15: stepfather's name is Jim.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 15: Yeah, But I can't. Like I said, he's always been
Speaker 15: so great to my but to my mom, I just
Speaker 15: can't even imagine that he would.
Speaker 8: So I just need to be sure. I need you
Speaker 8: guys to tell me.
Speaker 1: But so she's been one of your best friends for
Speaker 1: a while though, right, she.
Speaker 15: Is, and I adore her and I and I honestly
Speaker 15: have a lot of faith and trust.
Speaker 1: But so that means she's also known Jim for a
Speaker 1: while then too, right she has?
Speaker 8: Actually, yeah she has, she's I mean since we were young.
Speaker 6: So Sarah was never a thing that you felt between
Speaker 6: her and Jim like ever until now.
Speaker 15: No, Like I'm telling you, Jim has always been dedicated
Speaker 15: to my mom. And I've never even thought about there's
Speaker 15: never been. It was just that one little second, you know,
Speaker 15: sometimes your spidy senses.
Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, oh man, what an awkward sense.
Speaker 2: Well that also means Jim like watched the other girl
Speaker 2: like grow, that's really dad.
Speaker 1: Have you noticed anything with him? I mean, he.
Speaker 8: Seems a little awkward around me.
Speaker 15: You know, I've seen him a couple of times since
Speaker 15: it happened, And again, I didn't bring it up because
Speaker 15: I was hoping to get some proof, and I feel
Speaker 15: like the only way I'll get proof is through you guys.
Speaker 15: You know, you know, like something anonymous like this where
Speaker 15: I'm not actually directly asking him, because if he lies to.
Speaker 8: Me, how am I going to know?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so.
Speaker 8: He seems normal.
Speaker 15: I haven't, but he just seems a little around me,
Speaker 15: like I can notice that he doesn't want to really
Speaker 15: talk too much directly to me, or he kind of
Speaker 15: like I'm busy, I gotta go do something, or someone's
Speaker 15: calling or any excuse to kind of which is unusual.
Speaker 15: He's usually very sweet with me, and you know, he's,
Speaker 15: like I said, he's just been an amazing, perfect dad
Speaker 15: and that something's that if I don't know what's to.
Speaker 1: But he's still good with your mom though, right as.
Speaker 8: Far as I see it. Yeah, my mom hasn't said
Speaker 8: a word to me. We talk every day, We're very close.
Speaker 15: I obviously didn't say anything to her about it, but no,
Speaker 15: she hasn't said a word to me. I mean, he's
Speaker 15: been normal. Nobody said anything, at least as far as
Speaker 15: she's then I you know, I can't ask her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is so uncomfortable, Like this is hard. You
Speaker 1: have to know, because what do I do?
Speaker 8: Like if they are if they did, oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 8: what do you do?
Speaker 1: I don't know?
Speaker 7: Maybe?
Speaker 3: All right, Well, you told us what grocery store he's
Speaker 3: a rewards card member at. So we'll play a song
Speaker 3: come Back, and then call him and pretend to be
Speaker 3: from the grocery store and say that Every month, we
Speaker 3: choose one rewards card member at random who gets free
Speaker 3: flowers delivered from our floral department. We'll see if he
Speaker 3: sends those to your mom or to your friend. What's
Speaker 3: your friends name again?
Speaker 8: Her name is Alicia.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, we'll playus on Comeback, Get your to
Speaker 3: Catch Acheter next. Right in the middle of to Catch
Speaker 3: a Cheater, if you're just joining us, Kaylee is on
Speaker 3: the phone and Kaylee actually thinks that her stepdad might
Speaker 3: be cheating on her mom. So in a second, we're
Speaker 3: gonna call him and pretend to be from the grocery
Speaker 3: store that he's a Rewards card member at and say
Speaker 3: that every single month, we choose one Lucky Rewards card
Speaker 3: member who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department,
Speaker 3: and we'll see if he sends those to Kaylee mom
Speaker 3: or to someone else. And before we do that, Kaylie,
Speaker 3: why don't you refresh everybody's memory on your situation.
Speaker 15: So my stepfather, who is for all in terms of purposes,
Speaker 15: my father because he's been my only father in my
Speaker 15: whole life and he's a wonderful father, was a little
Speaker 15: too slurty with my little bit slutty friends.
Speaker 16: Oh my god, I love her.
Speaker 3: Though, I yeah, anyways, yeah, okay, so you saw them,
Speaker 3: they looked flirty, and you think something might be going
Speaker 3: on because I've also a text message right Also, Yeah, I.
Speaker 15: Was with her a couple a couple of times, and
Speaker 15: I've seen some text message from a text messages from
Speaker 15: a Jim. Jim is my stepfather's name, and she kind
Speaker 15: of seems real happy to get them and answers real quickly.
Speaker 15: So you know, I asked, He's like, oh, just some
Speaker 15: guys I'm seeing. She kind of blows it off, so
Speaker 15: I don't know. I'm just curious and I don't you know.
Speaker 15: I'm concerned.
Speaker 8: I don't want to ask her. I don't want to
Speaker 8: ask him because I wasn't to lie to me. And
Speaker 8: I feel like you guys, you know, will help me
Speaker 8: get to the truth.
Speaker 1: Okay, And what's your mom's name?
Speaker 8: My mom, says Jennifer.
Speaker 3: Okay, so we're hoping that when we call him, he's
Speaker 3: and these flowers to Jennifer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, here we go. You ready?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, this is corrible calling from I was looking
Speaker 3: for a Rewards card member named Jim.
Speaker 16: Okay, Yeah, that's me, Jim.
Speaker 1: How are you? Please? Don't hang up. This is not
Speaker 1: a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to tell you congratulations,
Speaker 1: you're this month's lucky winner.
Speaker 16: Oh okay, what do I win?
Speaker 3: Every single month, we choose one lucky Rewards card member
Speaker 3: who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department.
Speaker 1: It's our way of saying thank you for shopping.
Speaker 3: You've won thirty six long stin red roses, a box
Speaker 3: of candle or chocolate, and cards to be delivered to
Speaker 3: anybody that you want.
Speaker 5: Okay, cool.
Speaker 1: Here's how it works.
Speaker 3: I can get the information in just a matter of
Speaker 3: minutes over the phone.
Speaker 1: Okay, I got great. Do you know who you want
Speaker 1: to send them to now? Or do you need me
Speaker 1: to call you back?
Speaker 16: Send them to Alicia?
Speaker 17: Thank you for making me feel so young, and.
Speaker 16: Take care of yourself.
Speaker 3: Okay, great, Well, thank you very much. And guess now
Speaker 3: it's time for me to tell you that this is
Speaker 3: not the grocery store. My name is actually jewbl from
Speaker 3: a radio show. It's called the Jewbel Show.
Speaker 18: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Hi, I'm Nina Hu and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 8: And i'm your daughter.
Speaker 1: Dad. How can you do it?
Speaker 10: Dad?
Speaker 7: Really?
Speaker 19: Like?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 8: Mom?
Speaker 1: Hello?
Speaker 16: Hello Dad?
Speaker 3: We do a segment called to Catch Cheeter, and your
Speaker 3: daughter Kaylee is on the phone. She thought you might
Speaker 3: be messing around with her friend, Alicia.
Speaker 8: Apparently, he is.
Speaker 16: I can't really do this.
Speaker 1: She did this?
Speaker 8: What did you do?
Speaker 16: Dad?
Speaker 8: I mean, Alicia, you're not you were a kid for
Speaker 8: her sake.
Speaker 16: I mean, I don't know what you're saying. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 16: we I mean nothing has happened between us, but yeah,
Speaker 16: I was.
Speaker 5: I was talking to her.
Speaker 16: I mean I shouldn't have.
Speaker 17: I know your mom would probably kill me, but I
Speaker 17: don't know if she started talking to me, and I
Speaker 17: guess she made me feel a certain way that you know,
Speaker 17: she made me feel like attractive again and launched and
Speaker 17: it's just I don't know, it kind of triggered me
Speaker 17: and I just started talking to her.
Speaker 16: I think it was inappropriate, but I mean, nothing happened.
Speaker 16: I just was talking to her. She was telling me
Speaker 16: about this.
Speaker 5: Guy that she was with, and.
Speaker 16: Yeah, I kind of gave her an ear to to
Speaker 16: fill her story too, and a shoulder to cry on. Yeah,
Speaker 16: I mean, I don't I don't think I did any
Speaker 16: wrong touched her. Nothing happened, and there was no it
Speaker 16: was just talking. We just it was texting. We never
Speaker 16: hung out or anything like that. I just texted with
Speaker 16: her and texting.
Speaker 8: With another woman. Who do you think mom would agree
Speaker 8: with that?
Speaker 16: I mean, you're acting like I was sending her.
Speaker 1: Were you?
Speaker 16: Of course?
Speaker 1: Not all right?
Speaker 8: You know what Dadsin's you seem to be like.
Speaker 15: You know, I don't know if she's swimming around here,
Speaker 15: you're not kind of getting to the point. Let me
Speaker 15: text Chillie directly right now and tell her that you
Speaker 15: finally told me the truth and see what she has
Speaker 15: to say to that.
Speaker 17: WHOA, Yeah, it's not necessary and already since if you're
Speaker 17: doing nothing wrong, Jim, Why would you care if she
Speaker 17: texted her friend. I'm sure she's going to blow it
Speaker 17: out of proportion and be dramatic about it and everything.
Speaker 8: Tell me, oh, I didn't know how to tell you?
Speaker 8: Is her reply to my text. I didn't know how
Speaker 8: to tell you to.
Speaker 16: You're boring out of proportion, You're being dramatic. Wait, dearest friend,
Speaker 16: how am I being dramatic?
Speaker 8: How about that much? How should I take that step?
Speaker 8: She can be my sister's stepmom.
Speaker 16: Know's not That's not what it was.
Speaker 8: I mean, okay, who's mom?
Speaker 1: You're me?
Speaker 8: Because what I was just telling my mother? She she says,
Speaker 8: it only happened twice? What only happened twice?
Speaker 16: Oh my god? Why are you talking to her about this?
Speaker 8: That's the problem here?
Speaker 6: Really, Well, why don't you just tell her that she
Speaker 6: doesn't have to talk to Alicia?
Speaker 16: Well, it's none of her business.
Speaker 1: Well you're cheating on your wife with your daughter's friend.
Speaker 16: Yeah, I'm not seeing on my daughter. My daughter needs
Speaker 16: to stay out of it.
Speaker 15: Let me tell mom, And I think if she thinks
Speaker 15: should say out of it, she might let me see
Speaker 15: A mom has to stay about this.
Speaker 16: I have to go that's ridiculous.
Speaker 15: Wait, wait to see your mom has to say about Wait,
Speaker 15: you should bubble, she'd answering back in a second.
Speaker 1: He hung up.
Speaker 8: Kaylee, Oh my mom's answering that she doesn't answer.
Speaker 1: I mean she's answering, but I can't see what she
Speaker 1: said yet. You're really telling her right now? What?
Speaker 5: How like that?
Speaker 20: Horrible?
Speaker 1: How you go talk to your mom?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 8: I'm going to go to her house. Oh my, I
Speaker 8: can't believe. I thought. I'sn't even gonna be like, oh no,
Speaker 8: we're just shy. I don't even know what I expected.
Speaker 1: But well, you did your mom a favor.
Speaker 8: Well that's they were together fifteen years.
Speaker 15: This is.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 8: Actually I'm not surprised with her.
Speaker 1: Good luck, Kaylee, let us know if.
Speaker 8: Okay, thanks guys, I'm going to my mom right now.
Speaker 7: Okay, the Jubile shows to catch a cheater?
Speaker 1: Good morning? Can I take your order? I think it's tall?
Speaker 16: Had a large black coffee?
Speaker 5: Large black?
Speaker 21: Do you mean a venty?
Speaker 15: No?
Speaker 8: I mean she means a vent yeah, the biggest funny.
Speaker 4: Venty is large, twenty large is large, in fact is large,
Speaker 4: and grande is Spanish for large.
Speaker 9: Vanti's the only one that doesn't mean large, and it's
Speaker 9: also the only one that's Italian.
Speaker 16: Congratulations for stupid and three.
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Speaker 5: I'm all right?
Speaker 1: Oh it's a strong name. I feel like you need
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Speaker 16: Left, I mean, I guess I'm doing good. We'll go
Speaker 16: with kid.
Speaker 1: Oh cool, what's your daughter's name, Reagan. That's a cool name.
Speaker 1: It really is.
Speaker 3: Yesterday, I was at the dog park, with my dog,
Speaker 3: mister Peeves, and he was playing with another dog named Kevin.
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Speaker 3: what's your dog's name? Like Kevin. I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: that's a cool name. And they said what's your dog's name?
Speaker 3: But I heard what's your name? And I said Jubil
Speaker 3: and they were like, oh, that's a cute name. And
Speaker 3: then it was that moment where I was like, that's weird.
Speaker 3: They said my name.
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Speaker 1: dog's name. I didn't correct him because.
Speaker 3: It was too late at that point it which was
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Speaker 1: Your name was mister ps Like, I guess now it
Speaker 1: is mister Peeves. That's my name. I was like, cute name.
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Speaker 6: We need dog park from you because that is funny.
Speaker 3: All right, Victoria is going to leave the room, and
Speaker 3: while she's leaving, Lex here's how the game is played.
Speaker 3: You have thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 3: If you don't and if you don't know when, just
Speaker 3: say pass and Victoria has to be you outright to win.
Speaker 1: And she's laughing at me right now, because I messed
Speaker 1: up what I was supposed to say. All right, here
Speaker 1: we go.
Speaker 3: The door has closed, she's outside, and Lex, your time
Speaker 3: starts now.
Speaker 6: According to Guinness World Records, what's the best selling book
Speaker 6: of all time?
Speaker 16: The Bible?
Speaker 6: What is the name of the pet dinosaur on the
Speaker 6: TV cartoon The Flintstones? What identity document is required to
Speaker 6: travel to different countries around the world?
Speaker 16: Password?
Speaker 6: Who is considered the father of relativity? I'm nearly all
Speaker 6: fossils are preserved in what type of rock?
Speaker 1: Okay, so bring Victoria back in the studio. It's pretty good, Lens.
Speaker 3: While she's getting settled, Lex, what's something you would like
Speaker 3: the world to know today?
Speaker 18: Well, my eight year old daughter just got her first
Speaker 18: cell phone.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, it's kind of interest. She just texted me
Speaker 8: all the time.
Speaker 1: Now, what's the most interesting texture since so far?
Speaker 16: She's honestly not the best character because she's only eight.
Speaker 16: Uh yeah, I'll say like I missed it, and she
Speaker 16: just says the same.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: It's funny. Kids, it's funny because it is like that.
Speaker 1: Now she's just a teenager. Yeah, she's already teager.
Speaker 3: All right, Victoria's vegan studio with their headphones on. Here
Speaker 3: we go Victoria thirty seconds to answer as many questions
Speaker 3: as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass
Speaker 3: and you have to beat Lex outright to win, and
Speaker 3: Lex you can tell Victoria whin to go?
Speaker 6: According to Guinness World Records, what's the best selling book
Speaker 6: of all time?
Speaker 1: The Bible?
Speaker 6: What is the name of the pet dinosaur on the
Speaker 6: TV cartoon The Flintstones?
Speaker 1: There's a dinosaur? Uh uh? I know what identity document
Speaker 1: is required to travel to different countries?
Speaker 6: That's a world okay? Who is considered the father of relativity?
Speaker 6: I was gonna say duwel fresh.
Speaker 8: That's not.
Speaker 1: In some circles. Question merely all fossils are preserved in
Speaker 1: what type of rock? You didn't play right? What the
Speaker 1: heck you didn't I go in fast and.
Speaker 6: I didn't say pass. So I sit there and I
Speaker 6: wait until you tell me to pass. I gave you
Speaker 6: an answer, jubil fresh.
Speaker 9: No, I was gonna say, jubil fresh is not an
Speaker 9: answer to a question.
Speaker 6: Victoria forgot that first fat It's over now, honey, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: that was okay.
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Speaker 1: Lex Luthor coming in against Superman with three. Oh, I
Speaker 1: got Victoria got three as well. Whoa, that's a high
Speaker 1: scoring game.
Speaker 3: But it is a tie and that means Lex Congratulations,
Speaker 3: you win. You got one hundred dollars gift card to Macy's.
Speaker 1: All your daughter got a hundred dollars. All right, let's
Speaker 1: get the answers with Nita. The Bible is the best
Speaker 1: selling book of all time. Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 6: Dino is the name of the pet dinosaur on the
Speaker 6: TV cartoon The Flintstone Well cow, really.
Speaker 7: Yes.
Speaker 6: The Passport is the document you need to travel around
Speaker 6: the world. Albert Einstein is the father of relativity.
Speaker 1: We're like the same person.
Speaker 6: Okay, fossils are preserved in sedimentary rock. I was going
Speaker 6: to say that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I knew you. I knew it.
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Speaker 3: Jesse is on the phone today for a first date,
Speaker 3: follow up, and he's getting ghosted by a girl named Danica.
Speaker 3: So in a few minutes we'll call her and see
Speaker 3: if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
Speaker 3: get him another date. But first, Jesse, how long has
Speaker 3: it been since you heard from her?
Speaker 5: I've a fan battle leaf.
Speaker 1: Now, okay, what was your last interaction with her?
Speaker 5: We went on date to a baseball game and it's
Speaker 5: then we hugged for a pretty long period of time
Speaker 5: and did the French thing, and she's and that she
Speaker 5: was going to call me a little bit later that night.
Speaker 5: And when I messaged her the next day, because I
Speaker 5: just assumed, you know, she got her up with her friends,
Speaker 5: had a good time and if she was okay, I
Speaker 5: just didn't even hear back and try it again. And
Speaker 5: a bit confused because I really dig spending time with her,
Speaker 5: and I'm a bit shy and I didn't feel that
Speaker 5: way around her specifically. So that's that's always nice.
Speaker 1: Well, why don't you tell us about the date? Then?
Speaker 1: How did you guys meet and what happened?
Speaker 5: So originally we met on the ass I think, trying
Speaker 5: to find the right person, and what app was it?
Speaker 16: It was tinder.
Speaker 5: Okay, so we had like a good banter for a
Speaker 5: couple of weeks. We both really liked baseball, so we thought, hey,
Speaker 5: how about a low pressure day, we'll catch a game.
Speaker 5: We get there, hot dogs beer. We ran into some
Speaker 5: of her co workers, which is a little bit of
Speaker 5: a bummer, but I didn't say anything because you know,
Speaker 5: this is the first time hanging out. We don't really
Speaker 5: know each other that well. We spent a decent amount
Speaker 5: of time with them at the game down by the bar.
Speaker 5: I was really just interested in getting to know her,
Speaker 5: not really her friends, just because you know, it's the
Speaker 5: first thing. And I don't want to, you know, be
Speaker 5: your friend. I want to be something a little bit
Speaker 5: more than that. I kind of ended up getting shy
Speaker 5: and I watched a bit more of this game on
Speaker 5: the screen than interacting with her friends. And I hope
Speaker 5: that she didn't take it that like I don't like
Speaker 5: her friends or I feel entitled to her time. It's
Speaker 5: just I get nervous in my group settings like that
Speaker 5: where everybody knows each other, and I'm a guy that's
Speaker 5: on a day with your friends. So that's the only
Speaker 5: thing that I'm thinking that might have gone wrong, because
Speaker 5: we went back to our sheet. We had a good
Speaker 5: time at ben She invited me to go hang out
Speaker 5: with her fronts again, but I said I'd rather you
Speaker 5: spend some more time with her.
Speaker 16: So we had an extra drink.
Speaker 5: And then she said, hey, I really should get going
Speaker 5: to my friends. It's good for work, and I find
Speaker 5: that remarkably attractive in a woman that like cares about
Speaker 5: her goals and what she's working on, because it just
Speaker 5: makes a great partner in life.
Speaker 16: I was all for that.
Speaker 5: I even stuck around that area for a bit longer,
Speaker 5: hoping I see her after she got a chance to
Speaker 5: meet up with their work colleagues.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's when she was supposed to call you again.
Speaker 1: Was after that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so she was going to call me after she
Speaker 5: hung out with her friends if I was still in
Speaker 5: the area. I felt a pretty good connection, so I
Speaker 5: wanted to stick around the area. I just didn't want
Speaker 5: to become a friend in that circle of friends.
Speaker 6: I mean, it's a lot of pressure on the first
Speaker 6: time meeting anybody to have friends around here.
Speaker 1: You know you're being judge, So why do you think
Speaker 1: you're getting ghosted?
Speaker 5: I think it might have just been the fact that
Speaker 5: I was a bit shy around her friends and that
Speaker 5: might have came off and I didn't like them. It's
Speaker 5: obviously not attractive thing to say when you're trying to
Speaker 5: get out with someone. Hey, I get a big guy,
Speaker 5: and sometimes especially.
Speaker 6: As I mean, I can see not wanting to share
Speaker 6: that right away.
Speaker 1: All right, well, we'll see if we can figure it out.
Speaker 3: For You'll play a song come Back, and then call
Speaker 3: her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you,
Speaker 3: and then get you another date if you still want one. Okay,
Speaker 3: all right, all right, we'll play a song come Back,
Speaker 3: get your first date, follow up next.
Speaker 1: In the middle of your first day follow up if
Speaker 1: you're just joining us. Jesse is on the phone and
Speaker 1: he's getting ghosted by Danica. So in a second, we're going.
Speaker 3: To call her and see if she'll tell us why
Speaker 3: she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date. But
Speaker 3: before we do that, Jesse, why don't you refresh everybody's
Speaker 3: memory on your date with Danaka.
Speaker 5: I met Danica Hender and we amanda meeting up at
Speaker 5: a baseball game.
Speaker 16: We hung out with her some of her friends for
Speaker 16: a little.
Speaker 5: Bit, and then we had some greatfully time by herself.
Speaker 5: I was supposed to hear from her later that day,
Speaker 5: but it's been about a week and I still haven't
Speaker 5: heard Summer.
Speaker 1: All right, you ready to call her?
Speaker 16: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I'm hoping you can help me out because she's really
Speaker 5: someone me too.
Speaker 1: All Right, here we go. Are you ready? I'm gonna
Speaker 1: call her right now. Hello, Hi, I speak to Danica. Please. Yes,
Speaker 1: this is hi Danica. How are you? My name is Jewbel.
Speaker 1: I'm calling from a radio show. It's called The Jubil Show.
Speaker 1: Whole show is here, Danica. Hi, my name is Nina.
Speaker 11: Hi.
Speaker 1: I'm Victoria.
Speaker 14: Oh hi, how are you?
Speaker 1: Not much? Just chilling checking in? Do you listen to
Speaker 1: the show ever?
Speaker 5: I have?
Speaker 14: Actually?
Speaker 18: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well, thank you very much for that. I appreciate it.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Wow. What can I do for you?
Speaker 8: Guys?
Speaker 3: We actually have a question for you because I don't
Speaker 3: know if you've heard a first date follow up before?
Speaker 5: Have you?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 16: I have? Actually?
Speaker 3: Okay, So that's the segment where if you go on
Speaker 3: a date with someone and then you end up ghosting them,
Speaker 3: they can email us to get you on the phone
Speaker 3: and ask.
Speaker 1: Why you're ghosting?
Speaker 8: Got it?
Speaker 16: Okay?
Speaker 1: Right, So we got an email about you from somebody.
Speaker 5: Huh. Okay, who do.
Speaker 1: You know who you're ghosting?
Speaker 14: I mean, no one intentionally.
Speaker 1: Really have you gone on a lot of dates, Stanica?
Speaker 14: Uh, I mean I've gone on a few here in
Speaker 14: the past couple of months. But who is this regarding?
Speaker 1: Says it's been a week since your date and you
Speaker 1: haven't talked to him at all?
Speaker 5: Got it?
Speaker 14: Okay, we're talking about Jesse, Yes we are, Okay, Okay.
Speaker 14: I feel like I didn't want to follow up with
Speaker 14: him because Jesse actually got one of my coworkers numbers.
Speaker 1: What and like while on your date.
Speaker 14: H Yeah, and my coworker told me that they had
Speaker 14: exchange numbers or something when she and she told me
Speaker 14: that when I met back up with her.
Speaker 3: So wait, were you there or did you go somewhere
Speaker 3: like to the bathroom or something and then he got
Speaker 3: her number?
Speaker 14: I guess I like, you know, went to the bathroom.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I went to the bathroom.
Speaker 8: I got a coke, you know.
Speaker 14: And I mean I had no idea obviously that it
Speaker 14: happened until afterwards. And I just found it, like really
Speaker 14: funny because I mean, he is so sweet, he's so great,
Speaker 14: and I really loved the date. Actually, but he didn't
Speaker 14: strike me as like boy, but.
Speaker 1: Oh that's so disappointing.
Speaker 14: Yeah, I know I was. I was sad about it
Speaker 14: and disappointed.
Speaker 5: I liked him.
Speaker 3: Did he talk to your coworker, like, is he trying
Speaker 3: to get a date with her?
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 14: I kind of I kind of like just let it lie,
Speaker 14: like since then. So that's all I know is that,
Speaker 14: like a number was exchange. I guess I could ask her.
Speaker 14: I just kind of wanted to move on from it.
Speaker 3: You know, you could ask well him because he's actually
Speaker 3: on the phone listening and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 21: Oh hi, Jesse, Hey Danica, Oh my god, so you
Speaker 21: heard all that.
Speaker 16: This is what happened. Your co worker when I was just.
Speaker 5: Watching the game, came up to me and put her
Speaker 5: number on it, asking and put it in my pocket.
Speaker 5: I threw it away before we even got back to
Speaker 5: our seats because I had no intention on calling her
Speaker 5: or even getting to know her, because that's just disrespectful
Speaker 5: and that's not how I was raised. I was into you,
Speaker 5: and the reason I didn't bring it up is I
Speaker 5: don't really know your relationship with her. You just seem
Speaker 5: like a cat thing for me to say or something that,
Speaker 5: especially like, I'm so cool that your friend tried to
Speaker 5: hit on me and I didn't do it. And I
Speaker 5: didn't want to virtue segnal because I just think that's
Speaker 5: like an unto tractive quality, which is why I.
Speaker 16: Didn't bring it up.
Speaker 5: It just wasn't part of my even thought process because
Speaker 5: that's just not the type of person I am.
Speaker 3: Huh.
Speaker 14: Okay, so wait, let me get this straight. You're saying
Speaker 14: that she gave her number to you in the first place,
Speaker 14: did you like do anything at all I to give
Speaker 14: her the idea that there was a chance.
Speaker 16: No, I was just like even casually friendly.
Speaker 5: I don't know if you picked up on this, but
Speaker 5: I'm a bit shy around doing people. And yeah, I
Speaker 5: know there is a general smile and like a friendly
Speaker 5: greeting is about the exchange of our conversation.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, you don't You didn't sound like
Speaker 3: when we were talking to you earlier, like somebody who
Speaker 3: would be hitting on everybody, you know, your date.
Speaker 1: I feel like I have a lot of questions for
Speaker 1: your coworker.
Speaker 14: But wow, yeah, wow, that's not the story that I
Speaker 14: got at all. That's really crazy. Wow, I'm actually like,
Speaker 14: I'm sorry that like happened to you and not like
Speaker 14: put us in such a weird situation.
Speaker 1: How close of a friend is your coworker, Denica, I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, we're.
Speaker 14: Not like best friends, but I mean, you know, I
Speaker 14: know that she does have a flirty personality and everything,
Speaker 14: so I just figured that she's getting hit on all
Speaker 14: the time. So I didn't think that like she was
Speaker 14: hitting on someone else's like day. That's just so weird.
Speaker 1: It is very Yeah, I mean you want to talk
Speaker 1: about girl code, but.
Speaker 8: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 5: Honestly, she put a number on a paper, put it
Speaker 5: in my pocket, and it scared me a little bit.
Speaker 1: I jumped, you know, get your hand out of my pocket.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 16: I just must still have my wallet. I was nervous.
Speaker 1: Would you like to go on another date with Jesse?
Speaker 1: We'll pay for it. Oh.
Speaker 14: I somehow find you very like endearing.
Speaker 1: I believe you.
Speaker 14: You sound genuine and yeah, I'll give it another shot.
Speaker 14: And I'm definitely going to confront my coworkers. But thank
Speaker 14: you for telling me.
Speaker 1: What happened, Danica. If you need backup, Victoria and I
Speaker 1: are here.
Speaker 16: Thanks y'all.
Speaker 5: Well Danica, I'm excited to see you, Sarona, because I
Speaker 5: really did have a great time with you, and that
Speaker 5: this time let's avoid both of our coworkers and get
Speaker 5: to know more about each other.
Speaker 14: Yeah, no coworkers this time.
Speaker 16: Promise you my good first date.
Speaker 5: Follow up.
Speaker 3: What is the one thing that's missing around the Thanksgiving table?
Speaker 1: Mac and cheese? Can you call our food? Oh? Well no,
Speaker 1: usually my thanks Giving a fair amount of anger. It's
Speaker 1: the jew whole Show, Okay, Producer Bred's kind of right.
Speaker 3: In case you didn't know, tomorrow is Thanksgiving and it's
Speaker 3: also Pranksgiving. So on the show tomorrow, non stop phone pranks. Yeah,
Speaker 3: the whole show, so that you can listen to the
Speaker 3: phone pranks while you get ready for Thanksgiving, while you're cooking,
Speaker 3: while you're doing whatever you're doing. Shuck in the turkey,
Speaker 3: whoa jib and mashed potatoes.
Speaker 1: I would use it as an excuse too, to shut
Speaker 1: somebody up.
Speaker 15: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's this part. Oh that's a great. Oh gosh, that's
Speaker 1: a perfect thing to do with the phone pranks for
Speaker 1: Pranksgiving where Garry brings up politics.
Speaker 6: Stop there, or you get inspired and then call Uncle
Speaker 6: Gary's cell phone and try it all.
Speaker 1: On your own. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So, in honor of Pranksgiving being tomorrow, here's a special
Speaker 3: prank that people have been asking for all year long.
Speaker 1: This is the most legendary prank from twenty twenty four. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I will say that people love this one. They've
Speaker 1: been asking for it.
Speaker 3: So if you and why not play a little bonus
Speaker 3: prank for you right here so that you can get
Speaker 3: ready for Pranksgiving tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Can't wait? Produce a bred of Victoria. Love this one.
Speaker 7: I do.
Speaker 1: It's just thinking about it. It's really funny.
Speaker 6: I don't know which one it is, so I guess
Speaker 6: I'm just gonna have to be surprised with the rest
Speaker 6: of us.
Speaker 2: The one where I wasn't expecting Jewbil to like turn
Speaker 2: red that what was so funny?
Speaker 1: It's looking at you after because me and Brad were
Speaker 1: in the room, we were like, what.
Speaker 3: Everything was going fine in the prank and then I
Speaker 3: really went all the way in on the role that
Speaker 3: I was playing, and the faces from the people in
Speaker 3: the room were Okay, I can't wait to hear somewhere
Speaker 3: we all know.
Speaker 1: I was like, what did I just look like right there?
Speaker 1: I was good, here's a little bonus phone prank for
Speaker 1: you this morning so that you don't forget about pranksgiving tomorrow. Hello, Hello, Colin,
Speaker 1: you're looking for something?
Speaker 5: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: I said, Hello, Colin? Are you looking for something? Eh?
Speaker 18: I sorry, I don't think this is I'm not really
Speaker 18: I think you might have the wrong.
Speaker 1: Oh let's see. Look, let me take Colin on a
Speaker 1: walk down memory lane. How long has it been since
Speaker 1: you got any mail?
Speaker 18: Excuse me? Yeah, I haven't gotten my mail in like
Speaker 18: two weeks.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 3: My name is Pete Deakins, United States Postal Office employee
Speaker 3: at your service or disservice?
Speaker 1: Okay, to where is my mail man? Wouldn't you like
Speaker 1: to know? Wouldn't you would like to know?
Speaker 18: Yeah?
Speaker 8: I would like to know.
Speaker 16: I've been trying to get a hold of you for weeks.
Speaker 18: What's going on?
Speaker 1: Oh? Have you have you? Okay?
Speaker 18: Can you stop the like condescending thing and just tell
Speaker 18: me what's going on?
Speaker 1: Sure, Colin, your mail is at an undisclosed location and
Speaker 1: why and you may never see it again. Let's see.
Speaker 3: You have wasted three minutes and twenty seven seconds of
Speaker 3: my time for two weeks straight.
Speaker 18: All right, I'm wasting your time right now. You're wasting
Speaker 18: my time right now? What the hell is going on?
Speaker 1: The flag does not belong up, does it?
Speaker 3: If there's no outgoing mail in the mailbox, we put
Speaker 3: the flag.
Speaker 1: Down, don't we. What the are you talking about?
Speaker 3: I'm talking about the last two weeks the flag on
Speaker 3: your mailbox has been up. I don't know if you're
Speaker 3: just trying to mess up my day, or if you
Speaker 3: think it's funny, or if you're filming it for the
Speaker 3: YouTube or one of the social media's out there or
Speaker 3: the TikTok, whatever it is.
Speaker 1: It's not funny.
Speaker 3: It wasts three minutes and twenty seven seconds of my
Speaker 3: time every single day because I have to pull off
Speaker 3: off my route to check if there's outgoing mail, because
Speaker 3: that's the time I check for outgoing mail, and then
Speaker 3: I open it up and there's no outgoing mail, and
Speaker 3: I put the flag down at night, and the flag
Speaker 3: is back up.
Speaker 1: In the morning.
Speaker 18: Okay, So you're holding my mail ransom because the flag
Speaker 18: is accidentally.
Speaker 16: Up on my mailbox. I don't think you can do that, man.
Speaker 1: I think I just did. Actually, yeah, you.
Speaker 16: Know, this lace completely illegal to do.
Speaker 1: It is illegal to do that. It's it is actually yes,
Speaker 1: it is a in the penal system, penal code in
Speaker 1: the penal system. It's illegally the flag up.
Speaker 3: On your mailbox with no outgoing mail, I should knock
Speaker 3: up to your door, put you in handcuffs, throw you
Speaker 3: in the back of my mail truck and take in.
Speaker 18: Yes, it's not illegal, man, it's not even a misdemeanor.
Speaker 16: It's not even a parking.
Speaker 3: It is highly If it happens again, I'm keeping your
Speaker 3: mail until I get a proper apology. And if it
Speaker 3: happens again, I'm walking up to your door and I'm
Speaker 3: slapping you in cuffs, and I'm putting in the backs
Speaker 3: with the boxes and the other larger packages than just
Speaker 3: the mail, and you are coming down to the precincle
Speaker 3: to me.
Speaker 16: Going to the precinct?
Speaker 1: What precinct?
Speaker 16: The post office.
Speaker 1: Until the police come and take you. Yeah, I know cops.
Speaker 5: Government.
Speaker 1: I'm the government official, so I know cops personally.
Speaker 18: Oh you cops like I know cops.
Speaker 1: I'm the post office. You can't do that. I'm nocal
Speaker 1: service employee. I can do what I want.
Speaker 8: No, that's not how that went.
Speaker 1: I'm a US I mean postal service employee. King Kong's
Speaker 1: got nothing got me test my mother try it?
Speaker 16: Really, but you're doing Denzel.
Speaker 3: I thought it was pretty good, but I will actually
Speaker 3: let you know. This is a phone prank. This is
Speaker 3: actually Jubil from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank
Speaker 3: on you and your wife.
Speaker 1: Miley set you up. It's a joke.
Speaker 18: Doesn't solve the mail problem, but I'm glad we don't
Speaker 18: have a psychle path.
Speaker 1: That was the part during that phone prank, Victoria and
Speaker 1: Bread were bulls, like step away from the mics. My
Speaker 1: face was really red too. He really got into care.
Speaker 3: That was Mona's phone brink because tomorrow's pranks Giving, so
Speaker 3: all day long during Thanksgiving on The Jewel Show, it's
Speaker 3: nonsop phone prinks. So you can listen to phone pranks
Speaker 3: while you do your Thanksgiving thing.
Speaker 1: You tell your uncle Gary.
Speaker 3: Uncle Gary, that's tomorrow. On the Jubil Show, it's time
Speaker 3: for Nina's what's trending? Did you see Wicked this weekend? Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know a lot of people did. Did you see it?
Speaker 3: Did you cry?
Speaker 1: Almost? I didn't fully cry, but my friend was crying.
Speaker 1: I heard it was really good. Yeah, I heard it.
Speaker 1: It's amazing.
Speaker 6: Well it had one hundred and fourteen million dollar domestic opening,
Speaker 6: so that's pretty solid.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I would say so. But the interesting part is
Speaker 6: the director of the movie, John M.
Speaker 1: Chew, says, you probably watched it it was too low.
Speaker 6: So he said that he was just kind of testing
Speaker 6: it out, bouncing around to different theaters to watch the
Speaker 6: movie to see how the experience was for the viewers,
Speaker 6: and he was like, I think they had the volume
Speaker 6: out of six point four at most of those theaters
Speaker 6: to really experience the movie.
Speaker 1: I don't know that he talks this way. This is
Speaker 1: what's kind of what it so I can't exactly.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he was saying that the movie is intended to
Speaker 6: be watched at a seven, so when you go to
Speaker 6: the movies, if you can, you're supposed to request that
Speaker 6: they'd turn it up to at seven so you can
Speaker 6: see Wicked correctly.
Speaker 1: Interesting. I didn't know you could do that.
Speaker 9: If you either told me it was coming out, I
Speaker 9: wouldn't have known other than I've been seeing the meme
Speaker 9: on TikTok and Instagram for the last two days and
Speaker 9: the guy goes, hold on, hold on, hold on. She
Speaker 9: had a sister who was a princess and she was
Speaker 9: a witch. Like he's like explaining the whole thing and
Speaker 9: then he walks out. It is one of the best
Speaker 9: memes ever. But that's all I've been seeing all weekends.
Speaker 6: Our fees are so different. Mind's full of everybody crying
Speaker 6: in the theater.
Speaker 1: Like it was that I had to ask if you cry,
Speaker 1: because everybody seemed to be crying this weekend. I'll take
Speaker 1: us to the play. I'm gonna go see that in
Speaker 1: a few weeks. Oh, that'll be good. Oh that's great classic.
Speaker 1: Go watch the plan and go watch the movie.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I think I know one hundred percent. The Ariana
Speaker 9: Grande's ex boyfriend's ex wife was crying when she saw it.
Speaker 1: That's pretty wow. That's right, that's very said. She was
Speaker 1: thinking that she's wicked for sure. She's like, oh, I
Speaker 1: know why she playing the Goodwich. Yeah, she plays my
Speaker 1: whole life, she plays.
Speaker 2: Okay, but she played the good witch so good like
Speaker 2: I like other people.
Speaker 1: Who seven like it's supposed to be beautiful.
Speaker 16: In the way.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's good.
Speaker 6: Next story, So Patrick Mahomes, I don't know if you
Speaker 6: guys saw this or heard about it, but he's been
Speaker 6: fined for the way that he celebrated a touchdown. So
Speaker 6: I guess at a game recently, he celebrated a touchdown
Speaker 6: by doing like the double guns, like hey yeah, like
Speaker 6: a little boom boom. But he's being fined almost fifteen
Speaker 6: thousand dollars because you're.
Speaker 1: Not allowed to do that.
Speaker 6: You do the shooter mcgam No, it's a big no
Speaker 6: no because it, I guess, is glorifying guns or mimicking
Speaker 6: anything that has to do with dangerous anything like if
Speaker 6: you pretended you had a sword, like you'd probably get
Speaker 6: in trouble if you were, like I don't know, doing
Speaker 6: some karate out there, Like I don't think that's good either.
Speaker 1: Definitely hand yeah yeah, that touchy. You can't even do that.
Speaker 6: You can't celebrate your touchdown that way. So he learned
Speaker 6: less in the hard way. Although like fifteen thousand dollars
Speaker 6: to him is like a penny, So what else.
Speaker 3: That's not really next celebration act like you're eating some
Speaker 3: kale Patrick Mahomes, people will love that.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 9: What's really weird is I've seen even worse than just
Speaker 9: the fingert penny. There was one time the guy did
Speaker 9: to like a to his teammates and they all fell
Speaker 9: back down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well he didn't you find then maybe he's the
Speaker 1: reason they had to make it a rule. You want
Speaker 1: to get on top of the football and hump it,
Speaker 1: go for it. Yeah, you're going to be fine with that.
Speaker 1: You can do that. Yeah, that's what said.
Speaker 16: Jebles.
Speaker 5: Dirty little secret?
Speaker 1: There? What's up? You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 17: Oh?
Speaker 5: Do I ever have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 1: Sweet? What is it? Show?
Speaker 20: My best friend is set to get married next weekend,
Speaker 20: but perfiance got drunk like two weeks ago and ended
Speaker 20: up crashing at our house because him and my husband
Speaker 20: or friends, and he.
Speaker 23: Totally hit on me and totally.
Speaker 20: Told me that he's always liked me more and always
Speaker 20: thought I was hotter, but because I was taken, that's
Speaker 20: why he's marrying my best.
Speaker 21: Friend and all the no, no, I am like.
Speaker 23: Dude, you can't say they talk to me right now,
Speaker 23: you know, Like I can't have this in my head.
Speaker 23: And like now I'm like, do I go to my
Speaker 23: friend and like say you're marrying the wrong guy? He's
Speaker 23: like a total and like I feel like he might
Speaker 23: I don't know. Now I get that vibe from him
Speaker 23: and it didn't even make me feel good to be like,
Speaker 23: oh he thought I was hot, you know, it just
Speaker 23: made me think, like it's he's scumb you know, like
Speaker 23: he shouldn't be saying that stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Well, also, if he's friends with your husband, that's a
Speaker 6: little bit disrespectful too.
Speaker 20: Oh god, you're right it is.
Speaker 1: I didn't even think about that.
Speaker 8: That's so funny. I was also friend.
Speaker 24: I was like, oh, my Houstan is bad, but you're right,
Speaker 24: it's just like disrespectful way around. So I am just
Speaker 24: like ill, and now it's in my brain and I'm
Speaker 24: supposed to be at the wedding next weekend like we
Speaker 24: all are, and like I don't even if you'll remember
Speaker 24: it because he was like drunky pamps you know.
Speaker 5: I don't know, so I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe just tell your husband, let him a good way out.
Speaker 23: Dude, you need to check your friends, you know, like you.
Speaker 1: Find out how man loves you too at the same time,
Speaker 1: but it's not a tuper.
Speaker 23: We're not going to be sister wise, so like figure
Speaker 23: your stuff out, you know.
Speaker 1: Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 1: Oh thanks for letting me get at all my ch
Speaker 1: just i'mthing stressed out about it. But hello, Hello, Hey,
Speaker 1: what's up. You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 16: I do.
Speaker 19: I'm so nervous right now, Yes I do.
Speaker 1: Sweet, what is it? Okay?
Speaker 19: So, my son's in third grade and he was doing
Speaker 19: really bad in math. He was coming home with horrible
Speaker 19: grade and I tried to get.
Speaker 5: In a tutor.
Speaker 19: He said, you know, he just wasn't getting it. So,
Speaker 19: you know, he said, the time with his T shirt
Speaker 19: and just try to get to the bottom of what's
Speaker 19: going on, because these other grades were great. So I
Speaker 19: set up at a point I was his teacher, and.
Speaker 1: My husband was going to wanted to come.
Speaker 19: With me, but he ended up having a workleate. So
Speaker 19: I got to the classroom and had a meeting and
Speaker 19: I was just I had seen this teacher before.
Speaker 5: But it was kind of like the beginning of the year.
Speaker 19: I just I really hadn't taken in how attractive he was,
Speaker 19: to be honest, until that moment when I was sitting
Speaker 19: there talking to him, and it started out just like
Speaker 19: he was so sweet and he cared so much about
Speaker 19: my kid and was like really problem solving with me,
Speaker 19: and it was just there was just like the crazy
Speaker 19: electricity between us I've never experienced that in my entire life,
Speaker 19: to be honest, And so we ended up not that night,
Speaker 19: but you know, I couldn't stop thinking about it. I
Speaker 19: really I was making excuses to go to the school
Speaker 19: and then.
Speaker 8: So you hooked up.
Speaker 1: Is that what you're telling us?
Speaker 19: That's what and I have been having a lot of
Speaker 19: an affair with the future.
Speaker 1: Are your son's grades better? They are there? You go,
Speaker 1: good job. Parents do everything for their kids. I guess
Speaker 1: I'm a dedicated parent. Yes you are. Well. Thanks for
Speaker 1: your dirty little secret.
Speaker 5: Thank you. Actually, it feels really good to get it
Speaker 5: off my shot.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 5: What's your dirty little secret?