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Speaker 1: Tuck better than they said. These are the radio blogs

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Speaker 1: on the Fred Show, like we're writing in our diaries,

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Speaker 1: except we say him aloud. We call them blogs. Nick

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Speaker 1: Caitlin brought something to our attention, Rufio that you've just

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Speaker 1: failed to mention. I mean, yeah, something in your life

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Speaker 1: that you just failed to mention. And it's upsetting. All right,

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Speaker 1: Well it was upsetting to me too, I would imagine.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, dear blogs, So about a month ago, I don't

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Speaker 2: know how to tell you all this. I'm sorry you

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Speaker 2: weren't invited. But Ashland is now married.

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Speaker 1: Wow, your four year old vocal four and a half,

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Speaker 1: four and a half, he's a married man. Yeah it happened,

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Speaker 1: but he was.

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Speaker 2: He's out of school now. But it would happen in

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Speaker 2: school at the playground during their little recess session. I

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Speaker 2: was picking them up from school that day and his

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Speaker 2: teacher's like, oh, just let you know Ashland is married now.

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Speaker 1: I said, excuse me why? Wow.

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Speaker 2: Apparently they had a wedding ceremony in the They asked

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Speaker 2: the teacher to help them get married. Him and his

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Speaker 2: friend Harley his wife.

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, yeah, your daughter in law.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, didn't have a cake too.

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Speaker 1: The wedding cakes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they had all the friends attend the wedding. All

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Speaker 2: the classmates attend this wedding. Wow, I asked him. I

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Speaker 2: was like, did you you know did you kiss your bride?

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Speaker 2: And he's like, I kissed her on the hand. I

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Speaker 2: was like, I know, I got this little player man.

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Speaker 2: I'm I'm so scre Yeah. So him and Harley are

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Speaker 2: like best school friends, like they would when it started

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Speaker 2: getting nice out after I actually learned how to ride

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Speaker 2: a bike because she was She's the same age, but

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Speaker 2: she already knew how to ride a bike. So when

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Speaker 2: he started learning how to ride a bike, he would

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Speaker 2: ask me to bring his bike to school to pick

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Speaker 2: him up, and they would ride home to either our

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Speaker 2: house or her house. We don't live too far from

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Speaker 2: each other, but so we would. They would spend every

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Speaker 2: day after school riding the bikes together. And then towards

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Speaker 2: the end of the school year, he just came out.

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Speaker 2: It's like hey, I was like, what, You're married?

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Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So they had a ceremony. All their friends were there

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Speaker 2: in attendance. Obviously the classmates. They're excited. Yeah, they wanted

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Speaker 2: a cake, but they didn't get a cake.

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Speaker 1: No, Well, he was able to He's a player from

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Speaker 1: the Himalayas, right, he was able to get this woman

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Speaker 1: to commit without a ring even.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, man of god, I know, I'm so proud.

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Speaker 1: You need to call it big tim.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, So, like I said, I apologize, I wasn't

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Speaker 2: even invited to this wedding.

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Speaker 1: Is awful.

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Speaker 2: But he is married. I don't know. Tomorrow we're supposed

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Speaker 2: to hang out with his other girlfriend Donatella.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. This guy's polyamorous, right, so I don't know how

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Speaker 1: she's gonna take it. But he is a married man

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Speaker 1: ethical nominogamy. Has he discussed this with her an open

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Speaker 1: relationship or is he? Is he just out here? You know,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what he talks about. Wow, yeah,

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Speaker 1: this guy.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, he's like, yeah, that dimples is getting everybody.

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Speaker 1: I have terrible news for your There was a bachelor party.

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Speaker 1: It was that Chuck E Cheese. I hope Todd. He

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Speaker 1: got absolutely wild, right, I've never seen the Chucky Cheese

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Speaker 1: mouseman get that crazy.

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Speaker 2: But Fred left when he said, oh, I gotta go

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Speaker 2: to the bathroom wipe my butt, and it's like, I'm

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Speaker 2: on it.

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Speaker 1: I had to get going. I paid, though in typical fashion,

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Speaker 1: he didn't have any money with him, just like his dad. Yeah, exactly,