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Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini your sol mini episode. Motherfucking mini your soul.

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Speaker 2: She said, put it in her mouth, in her mother

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Speaker 2: fucking mouth.

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Speaker 3: There it is, there it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome

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Speaker 3: to a phenomenal episode of Ma Mama Told Me.

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Speaker 4: The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of

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Speaker 4: black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 3: And we finally worked to prove the little bullshit you

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Speaker 3: have been thinking about at home. It's a motherfucking mini episode.

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Speaker 4: You want know some crazy I don't know any of

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Speaker 4: the lyrics to put it in your mouth besides the chorus,

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Speaker 4: mm the oelly song, right, yeah, of course, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: you know, yeah, Beyonce didn't. It's just a.

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Speaker 3: Kid jefferies. Of course, she's the only thing. Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 3: But no, I I don't. I don't know the words either.

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Speaker 4: I just know you just don't put him Yeah, God

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Speaker 4: said something gruff.

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Speaker 3: Yeah he's pissed.

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Speaker 4: Do you I feel like I've kind of gotten to

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Speaker 4: a point where there's there's not like a ton of

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Speaker 4: sex rap songs I love listening to anymore. Mm hmmm,

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Speaker 4: when it's just straight up like thug loving type ship,

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Speaker 4: you know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: Like, I don't like that ship.

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Speaker 4: No, it's just like a bad It's because it's like

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Speaker 4: why you always it always feels like why am I here?

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Speaker 3: It also feels like a silly thing to be listening

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Speaker 3: to men who I know objectively have a complicated relationship

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Speaker 3: with sex and sexuality, you know what I mean, Like

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Speaker 3: the way you treat women and have to in some

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Speaker 3: regard given the life that you've chosen and the world

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Speaker 3: you live in, doesn't lead to any of the promises

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Speaker 3: of like kindness that that I would hope you're associating

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Speaker 3: with sex.

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Speaker 4: No, truly truly like you just like and like. Some

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Speaker 4: of them are good, Like what's that that studio song

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Speaker 4: by Schoolboy Q. I listen to that, that's like good,

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Speaker 4: But sometimes what's that? Uh? What is this? I listen

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Speaker 4: to a woman sing about sex? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: No, that's fair. No, you're right. I much more enjoy

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Speaker 3: the meg the Stallion interpretation first, Yeah, the job rule.

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Speaker 4: Okay, well there is that's I do like those songs.

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Speaker 3: I remember feeling that way in the era. I'm saying

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Speaker 3: that like in present day, I don't want that energy.

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Speaker 4: Uh see, I'll still listen to like me and you

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Speaker 4: don't let out.

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Speaker 3: That's good between me and you.

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Speaker 1: That's just good.

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Speaker 4: That's just good. Also, I'm real Jo for the ladies, Joe.

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Speaker 3: Really, I think we talked about this before John Rule

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Speaker 3: really had a run. He really had a run. And

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Speaker 3: I know he's a joke to a lot of you now,

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Speaker 3: but I think we really are forgetting how much he

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Speaker 4: And I was the right age I was in, like

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Speaker 4: junior high school. That ship was great, bro, that shit

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Speaker 4: hit that I'm real video. Oh just in the house

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Speaker 4: wishing I had a girlfriend, and.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what's crazy is Ja Rule also played

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Speaker 5: it so perfectly because he came out as like a

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Speaker 3: Know what I mean, Like he was a fucking murderer.

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Speaker 3: We were scared of him and that vin vichy uh.

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Speaker 3: We were like, yo, John Rules, real nigga that ever

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Speaker 3: was a nigga in history, and and then immediately flipped it.

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Speaker 3: We were just like, no, that's just a killer who

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Speaker 3: likes to who likes to find love.

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Speaker 4: You know, he's not always there what you call, but

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Speaker 4: he's always all the time. And by the way, I

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Speaker 4: like those records from him better than the ship.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, of course. Yeah, because even.

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Speaker 4: When he first came out that Can't I Get a Verse?

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Speaker 4: Was like I remember sometimes listening to verses Kid, and

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Speaker 4: I was like, I think this is too hard for me.

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Speaker 4: Have you ever heard the Can't I Get a Verse?

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Speaker 6: Like unedited, like I don't, I don't want to make it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Now that whole verse is him being like, bitch,

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Speaker 3: give it to me.

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Speaker 7: Yeah. Yeah, and then he says I still fucked you.

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Speaker 7: God damn, I don't know if that's what the song

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Speaker 7: is about. No, man, when says put you put a

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Speaker 7: pussy on my mustache, that's.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is more about women empowerment, honestly, and then

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Speaker 3: you kind of made it. You're like, I don't care

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Well, nasty, nasty guy, John Rule. But we thank him

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Speaker 3: for his service. He did a lot of my rule

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Speaker 3: Coin the coin.

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Speaker 4: I assume that's something he's got going on.

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Speaker 3: Go ahead and investment a role coin. We we served

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Speaker 3: only will we We pray, We hope and pray that

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Speaker 3: rule Coin will reach out to be a sponsor on

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Speaker 3: the podcast if it should exist.

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Speaker 4: Man, I'm sad we missed rush cards.

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Speaker 3: Fuck yeah, that was a whole.

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Speaker 4: It had to be a scam. The commercials were so cheap.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I think there's many many articles about uh yeah,

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Speaker 3: about the sort of weird whatever it is, like the

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Speaker 3: I don't remember specifically. I think probably because a lot

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Speaker 3: of it got flooded by his sexual assault history is

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Speaker 3: rich history of sexual assault. That said, I do think

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Speaker 3: Rush cards also had problems.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that makes sense. It was based on like, do

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Speaker 4: you like def jam, You'll love this credit card.

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Speaker 3: But here's and this is where I turned into a

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Speaker 3: nasty little conspiracy boy. Is I wonder what Russell Simmons

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Speaker 3: did to make people finally start telling us the truth

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Speaker 3: about him?

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Speaker 4: What do you mean?

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Speaker 3: I mean that? And I don't think that this is

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Speaker 3: obviously because of hundreds and hundreds of sexual situations that

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Speaker 3: at least, at the very least were inappropriate in their

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Speaker 3: trouble for is fucking up that Sarak deal that like

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Speaker 3: They wanted him to, I think, to take Sarak in

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Speaker 3: some direction or make it public. I can't remember the

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Speaker 3: refused that deal. He basically was like, I'm not doing

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Speaker 3: such a large parent company that like he's he's ruffling

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Speaker 3: bringing it to light. We're willing to tell the public

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Speaker 3: about what this is. I heard that's what happened with Drake.

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Speaker 4: I hate to keep bringing him up, but I heard

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Speaker 8: There's it's it's like a four hundred million dollar deal

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Speaker 8: and then all of a sudden, it's like, which I

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Speaker 8: don't fucking know, man, but I do believe money is

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Speaker 8: what gets you caught up, because like, why would he

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Speaker 4: And then all of a sudden.

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Speaker 3: Right yeah, And I believe it for Drake too. I

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Speaker 3: think that's probably why he's so adamant about suing Universal

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Speaker 3: big as it is, but because he knew, like there

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Speaker 3: were other conversations that happened where I tried to leave.

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Speaker 3: I didn't even want y'all to be my fucking record

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Speaker 3: company in the first place, and then you keep me

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Speaker 3: in this deal. But in keeping me in the deal,

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Speaker 3: you bump up fucking Kendrick shit and bury my career

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Speaker 4: Which is the difficult part in all of that too,

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Speaker 4: is like the idea of thinking of Kendrick as a

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Speaker 4: fun when it feels like it's just like, nah, he

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Speaker 4: think that like there may be greater businesses at play.

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Speaker 4: Then you're like, like, I don't know, but is he

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Speaker 4: like a pawn of some sort?

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Speaker 3: No, it feels sinister when it stops feeling like we're

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Speaker 3: in control of it. That actually, even music things that

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Speaker 3: we all just agree our universal pleasures are like somehow

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Speaker 4: Yeah, because it's like then you watch because you see

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Speaker 4: the stakes, right, Like, I don't think Kendrick was gonna

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Speaker 3: Hmmm, No, yeah, Kat Williams wasn't gonna get that Live

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Speaker 3: you know what I mean, that Live Netflix special, And

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Speaker 4: Yeah, which we don't need to talk about that. I

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Speaker 4: think I think earthquake can read.

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Speaker 3: Oh, you think earthquake can read?

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Speaker 4: Yes, I think earthquake can read. Okay, you don't think

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Speaker 4: I just watched a very funny sketch with you and him.

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Speaker 4: You don't think he can read.

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Speaker 3: I'm not saying I didn't take the negative or the positive.

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Speaker 3: I've just never heard anyone step up on his behalf,

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Speaker 3: and I think I'm I'm excited to hear it.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I like him. I like him a lot too.

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Speaker 3: I've only I've only been a fan my whole life,

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Speaker 3: was very funny, as he always is, and so talented.

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Speaker 3: I never we didn't have a script for that sketch,

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Speaker 3: so I don't know when we weren't filming, he sat

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Speaker 3: but I hope. So all right, yeah, I mean this

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Speaker 3: is not neither you're nor there. All right, Yeah, we

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Speaker 3: got a voicemail if you want to do that. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: we don't want to keep.

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Speaker 4: Talking about Okay, yeah, we birth quick alone.

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Speaker 3: Since you're so scared of real talk.

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Speaker 4: WHOA, don't do that to me. We could do forty

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Speaker 4: minutes on Earth quick.

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Speaker 3: We have to Uh, okay, we we got a voicemail.

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Speaker 3: But before we do the voicemail, let's take a break.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna do a quick break, and then we're gonna

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Speaker 3: come back with with more David, more Langs than more.

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Speaker 9: My mama told me it's my fucking mini episode.

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Speaker 10: You raggedy bitch, We're back. Hell yeah, we're back, you

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Speaker 10: raggedy bitch. We have a voicemail said from one of you.

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Speaker 4: We're very excited. Also, keep the voicemails coming, love.

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Speaker 3: Them coming, We really love them a lot. Keep them

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Speaker 3: under a minute if you can, because currently we don't

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Speaker 3: more importantly, you ain't got to talk that long. Get

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Speaker 3: to the fucking yep. All right, let's play it.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, Oh hello, I am And I saw something that

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Speaker 11: said that there was human DNA found in our hot dogs?

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Speaker 12: And then I heard a conspiracy or I guess this

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Speaker 3: Can we pause it for one second? Black people fodder

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Speaker 3: Maybe it's just black people fottering. Okay, we can keep playing.

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Speaker 12: It has human DNA and it cosically their breakfast has

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Speaker 12: I'm trying to stop eating McDonald's, but I cannot stand

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Speaker 4: First of all, lovely email, a lovely voicemail.

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Speaker 3: I love that she was like, I'm hearing a lot

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Speaker 3: Not really, whoa, it's so good. McDonald's breakfast is great.

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Speaker 4: Them, I'm not turning, all right, that's fair, but I don't.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're being you're being nasty.

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Speaker 4: The breakfast is fire.

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Speaker 3: The cutting their main thing, right, records ain't their main thing.

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Speaker 3: That's it's a great signature. But it isn't their main ship.

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Speaker 4: All I'm saying is I would take them a griddle

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Speaker 3: I'm a I'm a nuggets man.

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Speaker 3: Really, I often get the nuggets. If I'm not getting

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Speaker 4: Okay, because the quarter pound of Deluxe, it's like it's

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Speaker 3: It's tomatoes, it's lettuces, pickles, it's it's the whole shebang.

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Speaker 4: Right, because the big and tasty they did have that

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Speaker 4: sauce on a on a double cheeseburger, it tastes like

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Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure, this the same It's the same meat.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, meat is loose. Meat is a loose we could

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Speaker 3: It's the same body.

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Speaker 4: But that's not what we're here. We're talking about. First

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Speaker 4: of all, I do want to say lovely email or voicemail.

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Speaker 4: Love the etiquette right around the time it needed to be.

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Speaker 4: She was familiar, but not in an inappropriate way.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the oh hello, surprise start a jarred me. But

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Speaker 3: nothing to do with you. It just very much felt

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Speaker 4: Sorry anyways, what do you think about that, DNA? I

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Speaker 3: I have an uncle who is a pretty success of

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Speaker 3: you can like very clearly see bone in there, you

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Speaker 3: very clearly see all kinds of items and plastics and shit,

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Speaker 3: They said, that's on every single hot dog.

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Speaker 4: Is this like genetic stuff like bone and hair? Is

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Speaker 3: I think the implication, at least in talking to him,

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Speaker 4: Okay, I because and we we we talked a little

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so let's just clarify that that that our research found.

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Speaker 3: We looked it up very quickly. Olivia did did some

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Speaker 3: came back saying that there was human DNA inside of them.

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Speaker 3: That there's human DNA, and roughly two percent of the

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Speaker 3: So that just means a lady touched the hot dog

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Speaker 4: What okay, and this is we don't quite have the

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Speaker 3: Bro think about it this way. Two percent is like

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Speaker 3: what RFK got?

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Speaker 4: Do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: As like a floating how many people do you see

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Speaker 3: It's a lot of people, do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 4: Because then that's the question we're answering, right because it's

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Speaker 4: we are we insinuating that they got a couple of

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Speaker 3: I think what it's insinuating is that they don't give

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Speaker 4: I had been thought that it's a hot dog, you

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Speaker 3: But I'm saying that that like they don't give a

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Speaker 3: because they be fucking disgusted. And so they take all

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Speaker 3: that is a beef hot dog, right, that's the fucking

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Speaker 3: I don't know what the people it takes to get

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Speaker 4: Right, that's I could agree with that. I could agree

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Speaker 14: Now you and I are on the same page. Now

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Speaker 3: He told me all of this about cutting up this

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Speaker 3: because he wanted to scare me out of eating hot dogs.

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Speaker 3: That was the intention. He was basically being like, hey,

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Speaker 4: Were you going crazy on hot dogs when that happened?

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Speaker 3: Probably your boy probably hit his third hot dog. I

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Speaker 3: You gotta chill. You're going crazy.

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Speaker 4: Did he pull you aside?

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Speaker 3: No, it was just it was just in front of

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Speaker 3: But that was My feeling was, I didn't feel. None

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Speaker 3: I was just like, oh, that's crazy, Well shit, I

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Speaker 3: hope I will never taste the hair. Yeah, that's all

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Speaker 4: Meat. Processing has never been a clean situation. No, it's

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Speaker 3: charge of it that are so worried about about their

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Speaker 3: bottom line, about being able to make profit that they're

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Speaker 3: not interested in wasting time on checks and balances. So

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Speaker 3: absolutely there is vile human particles inside of literally everything

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Speaker 3: you eat that is processed in this country, and frankly,

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Speaker 3: even the things that are not processed are very vulnerable

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Speaker 3: to all kinds of contaminations as well. That said, that's

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Speaker 3: the life we got.

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Speaker 4: That's where I'm at with it. Is like kind of

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Speaker 4: like it hats off to you if you can go

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Speaker 4: full organic or do whatever. But it's sort of like

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00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:17,960
Speaker 4: you walk in, you walk into that McDonald's, or you

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Speaker 4: you crack open that pack of ballparks.

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Speaker 3: You knew what this was, And I'm too far in

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Speaker 3: it to be able to go and grow a garden,

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Speaker 3: do you know what I mean? Like I'm trying. I'm

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Speaker 3: too entrenched. I know what Chick fil a tastes like,

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Speaker 3: I can't go back.

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Speaker 4: And how often are you eating hot dogs? I think

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Speaker 4: that's the place where you could minimize. But even the

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Speaker 4: reasons to not eat hot dogs, of all the reasons

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Speaker 4: to not eat hot dogs, human DNA being present is

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Speaker 4: not even top five for me.

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Speaker 3: Bro we do pigs in the blanket at the crib

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Speaker 3: about once every two weeks.

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Speaker 4: Come on, come on, it's a fun time for everybody.

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Speaker 3: It We all get to do it together.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's exciting. It's like so it's like I feel

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Speaker 4: like this is like, yeah, it's just I feel like,

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Speaker 4: even even if this is anti hot hot dog propaganda,

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Speaker 4: I think there's a lot more there's a lot better

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Speaker 4: reasons than I I. This is real and it does

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Speaker 4: sound nasty on paper in pratice practice, I don't think

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Speaker 4: it's not a good.

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Speaker 3: Deal, and maybe I think it's horrible. I think it's

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Speaker 3: a shame that we live in a system that would

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Speaker 3: poison us so actively and so effectively and literally everything

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Speaker 3: we can. So I think that is that is truly

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Speaker 3: a shame, and I hate that that is a fact.

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Speaker 3: But it is a fact, and there's no debate about it.

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Speaker 3: And and if you pretend otherwise, you're being optuse. So

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Speaker 3: either grow a garden and eat that way for the

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Speaker 3: rest of all ways, or grow up and wait till

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Speaker 3: McDonald springs back that big and tasty.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and get you those hash browns every now and again.

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Speaker 3: Get you a hash brown baby, girl. You deserve it.

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Speaker 4: You're trying to stay away. I understand you're doing a

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Speaker 4: good job.

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Speaker 3: If it's some little kid products in there, don't even

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Speaker 3: think about that.

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Speaker 4: And it's like you're just getting a hash brown that's

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Speaker 4: pretty good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not bad. There's probably less less and less

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Speaker 3: little kid by product in the in the hash browns

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Speaker 3: than anything. Yeah, you don't want to find out where

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Speaker 3: McDonald's gets their potatoes and who had to pick them,

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Speaker 3: you know what I mean, because that's probably where it's

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Speaker 3: coming from.

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Speaker 4: It's all bad. It's all bad. They're not even a

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Speaker 4: food company at this point. They're a real estate company anyways.

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Speaker 4: They don't give a ship about what they're feeding you.

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Speaker 3: Bro, McDonald's has an orphanage, they really Yeah, damn everything.

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Speaker 4: I'd rather be a ward of the state.

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Speaker 3: It's actually a gorgeous, gorgeous Facilitynald McDonald house. Yeah, I

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Speaker 3: don't know why.

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Speaker 4: I always thought that was some kind of a boys

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Speaker 4: and girls club situation. I know they lived there.

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Speaker 3: No, Yeah, bring Ronald McDonald's house. I think is sort

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Speaker 3: of a it's not just an orphanage, but it is

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Speaker 3: a sort of like place where people can find both

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Speaker 3: foster homes and like alternative housing situations. I think it's

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Speaker 3: also for people in domestic violence situations. They like all

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Speaker 3: kinds of housing options for people in need.

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Speaker 4: Okay, so that's kind of. I think that off sets

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Speaker 4: the two percent whoa no.

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Speaker 3: Part of you goes, well, maybe that's where they're getting

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Speaker 3: them kids.

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Speaker 4: No, and you're a nasty man for bringing it up.

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Speaker 4: You're a cynic and you're upset and you're lashing out.

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Speaker 4: Fair enough, fair enough, man, I am. I think we

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Speaker 4: did it.

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Speaker 3: I think we did it. You want to tell the

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Speaker 3: people where they can find you what cool shit you

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Speaker 3: got going on?

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Speaker 4: Cool guy jokes eighty seven on Instagram, Patreon, dot com,

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Speaker 4: and uh that's it, you know, just you know, we're

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Speaker 4: out here. It's a weird time. Man, it's a weird time.

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Speaker 3: You should come see me life of February twenty second

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Speaker 3: in Vancouver. I will be a part of the JFL

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Speaker 3: Vancouver Festival. It's gonna be dope one night only. I'll

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Speaker 3: be there and probably coming back to that Larry right after.

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Speaker 3: You canna see me at Vermont Comedy Club March twenty

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Speaker 3: seven through the twenty ninth. I'm gonna be there, so

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Speaker 3: come see me there. Like subscribe, send the emails, send

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