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Speaker 1: Well, welcome back to the last dub episode recording of Alchemy.

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Speaker 1: This for two thousand one. You fast son of a

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Speaker 1: bitch of the year. I'm your host, Kevin? Is that Kevin?

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Speaker 1: What's that? Sure? No problem? In the fifth race, I

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Speaker 1: like smells like winning. In the seventh, I like, what

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Speaker 1: are you looking at? And my pick to round out

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Speaker 1: the trifecta, get your fucking hands off me, you freak.

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Speaker 1: But I digress. Let's meet her. I'll commits Shelby in

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Speaker 1: no particular order. Let's quickly check in with Christoph Vado

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Speaker 1: for his New Year's Resolution corner. Fianced fella, Um hid

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Speaker 1: my New Year's resolution this year? Check it? Well, this

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Speaker 1: is actually a New years Resolution corner. This is not

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Speaker 1: my New year solution. That's the corner where we discussed resolutions.

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Speaker 1: I say, you know, make chain is physically and emotionally

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Speaker 1: and mentally that will make you the best you. That's

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Speaker 1: all I got. That's why he's got a corner. People. Hey,

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Speaker 1: there's a tool, sing Pride of Texas. What are you

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Speaker 1: hoping to do better in the new year of twenty two? Honestly? Swimming? Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to get swimming, trying to get. I bought

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Speaker 1: some swim padals I gotta. I got a little I

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Speaker 1: figured what it's called. But a little thing I put

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Speaker 1: between my hips that'll bring my hips up. Wait wait

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Speaker 1: wait wait wait, hold up, hold up, I forget what

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Speaker 1: it's called. It's the little thing you put between your hip. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's yeah, you know what it's. It's shaped like a

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Speaker 1: kidney bean. You pop it right in there between your legs,

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Speaker 1: uh and uh, you know, right by your groin if

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Speaker 1: you want to, you can also put it by your

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Speaker 1: feet and uh, and then it brings your feet up

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Speaker 1: and or your hips up, and that way you can

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Speaker 1: just focus on your stroke stroke. I've been watching a

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Speaker 1: lot of YouTube videos, a lot of Instagram reels. Are

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Speaker 1: the YouTube videos related to what you're talking about. I

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Speaker 1: google it, but sometimes it comes quick show hands, listeners

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Speaker 1: and alchemists. How many folks knew about the bean you put?

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Speaker 1: I think he's talking about a pool noodle, but I

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Speaker 1: know about those. I don't think it's like I'll take

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Speaker 1: bean or noodle. Describe what it was. James Ceeney, Johnny,

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Speaker 1: Jim Joni, please tell two thousand one what you really

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Speaker 1: think of it? Oh? It sucked way worse than I

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Speaker 1: thought it ever could. It was. I mean, it was

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Speaker 1: filled with um. I don't know. I thought, thank God

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Speaker 1: so over and it just I don't know. I don't

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Speaker 1: Today's a bad day. To ask me what I think. No,

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Speaker 1: I feel like it's a good day. I think it's

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Speaker 1: the perfect day. I just thought we were all gonna

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Speaker 1: be hanging out, holding hands, running, being indoors and innovators

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Speaker 1: and stuff like that. But that's just what's happening. Completely

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Speaker 1: lost sight of the bean, the bean below my balls,

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Speaker 1: and I'm just picturing the holding hands running. You know.

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Speaker 1: It's just I was a little disappointed. I had high hopes,

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Speaker 1: all right, Jiminy cricket and wait and no now please

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Speaker 1: welcome Mark Gagliardi, dark Meat. Mark. How will you spend

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Speaker 1: your first day of the new year? I was spend

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Speaker 1: the first day of the new year doing what I

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Speaker 1: do every year on New Year's Day, making black eyed peas,

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Speaker 1: corn bread, collared greens, and if I can find them

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Speaker 1: in Los Angeles, hog jowls, which are a difficult hunk

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Speaker 1: of meat to find in l A. It's easier to

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Speaker 1: find in the South. But that's what we eat every

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Speaker 1: Christmas Day in the South, and that's what I'll be

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Speaker 1: damned if I don't have. On January one, how do

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Speaker 1: you feel about overpaying on a site I believe called

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Speaker 1: gold Belly where you could have those jowls shipped in

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Speaker 1: from any southern port you like. Um, you know, this

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Speaker 1: is the first time hearing of having jowls shipped to me.

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Speaker 1: But that seems like something that I might get on

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Speaker 1: an FBI list if I just have, if I just

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Speaker 1: have jaws sent to me from across the country. So

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Speaker 1: I might just go with bacon, all right, I'm not

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Speaker 1: allowed to say whether I work for the FBI or not.

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Speaker 1: And last, but may but may you? I think I

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Speaker 1: left that the words start, but may you start January

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Speaker 1: two with more questions than answers. If you think of least,

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Speaker 1: it's Joey Greer, Tommy Chong of Wong's what do you

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Speaker 1: promised to stop doing? In what I promised to stop doing?

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Speaker 1: Uh nothing? And I mean that I'm gonna ramp everything up.

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Speaker 1: That's my goal. It actually add more to it. I

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Speaker 1: feel like the last two years have been uh kind

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Speaker 1: of a shedding, if you will, And now that everything's

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Speaker 1: on the ground, I'm gonna be able to put it

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Speaker 1: right back to where it used to be with new

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Speaker 1: adhesive and sharper points. So I'm ready to go. All right,

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Speaker 1: I P supporter Thomas Lawson. Y'all remember Thomas Lawson who wrote,

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Speaker 1: Hey Alchemy, crewe greetings from the frozen waste lands of Michigan. Hey,

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Speaker 1: how's that COVID dode out there in Michigan? And that's

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Speaker 1: something My suggestion is as follows warehouse mutiny. Thank you, Thomas.

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Speaker 1: What time we think we're going to break for lunch today?

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Speaker 1: It seems like it's about a half turns out we

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Speaker 1: can't work. We can't take a break for lunch today.

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Speaker 1: We're backed up on packages and we gotta work straight

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Speaker 1: through it. So you if you've got food, you can

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Speaker 1: eat it on the line though, Okay, yeah, I bet

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Speaker 1: you guys, you're not gonna believe. You're not gonna believe

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Speaker 1: what I packed for lunch today. I can guess wait

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Speaker 1: to get it, can we guess? Yeah? Of course? Poop

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Speaker 1: poop again, there's no not poop, No, No, it's up. No,

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Speaker 1: it's a it's a hot sandwich though, all right, and

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Speaker 1: it's just a I got like here, I got a

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Speaker 1: Burton tenderloin right between two. Nice. Hey, do you mind?

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Speaker 1: Do you mind working while you're telling this story? Working

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Speaker 1: up in lunch over here? So I don't see why

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Speaker 1: we have to talk with our hands on our hips,

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Speaker 1: but you put your hands sipping lunch? What do you mean?

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Speaker 1: What do you mean skip lunch? We have to skip lunch.

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Speaker 1: We're back, I mean the weather were we never left?

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Speaker 1: What do you mean we're back backloged. Sorry, we're backloged.

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Speaker 1: We have to take a break. We're not gonna we

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Speaker 1: have to keep on the line. We can eat on

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Speaker 1: the line. Tom, How the hell am I gonna eat

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Speaker 1: on the line. I'm using my hands, I'm checking all

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Speaker 1: the guy damn equipment. I'm not gonna eat like that.

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Speaker 1: But we have we have to be able to break

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Speaker 1: for lunch. Attention employees, they're felt up in the office.

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to say sorry again about yet another

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Speaker 1: miss lunch opportunity. But we just want to let you

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Speaker 1: know this company loves you. Okay, by here that they

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Speaker 1: love us. I don't know where they get. It feels

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Speaker 1: like a nice, warm blanket. You gotta do something. I

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Speaker 1: can't skip another lunch. I can't skip in my body's

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Speaker 1: it's her into. My body is just withering away. I

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Speaker 1: have you passed a reflecting device recently? You could dropt lbs,

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Speaker 1: no problem in all right. Well that's part of the withering,

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Speaker 1: all right. So the first thing to go is muscle. Okay, chuck.

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Speaker 1: The first thing the body eats his muscle, and then

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Speaker 1: it goes for fat. All right, So you're gonna want

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Speaker 1: to get some muscle first, all right, okay, you know what,

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Speaker 1: I'm just I'm I have to use minutes. What's that?

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Speaker 1: I'm just have an idea, maybe maybe we can be

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Speaker 1: the boss. Last time I heard from you, you were

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Speaker 1: just passing through town and taking this job to quote unquote,

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Speaker 1: I'm seasonal. I'm seasoning, all right, So what's this idea? Now?

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Speaker 1: Just you know, take brakes whenever we want be our

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Speaker 1: own boss. You're talking about a startup, You're talking about

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Speaker 1: creating a whole new business. What's the business were we

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Speaker 1: to start up? That's a warehouse. There's one of him,

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Speaker 1: and there's one two, at least six of us on

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Speaker 1: the line at all times. There's a night shift that

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Speaker 1: you're not even counting right now, and she employees Mr Felch,

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Speaker 1: who loves you again. I just wanted to let everybody

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Speaker 1: know good. Sorry about the lunch thing. Um. Also, the

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Speaker 1: power is gonna be shut down for a couple of hours.

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Speaker 1: Gonna need somebody to volunteer for you got another game

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Speaker 1: of Mr tread Mill for the conveyor belt. Call up

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Speaker 1: to the office if you want to be the guy.

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Speaker 1: I love you, see he loves right. Did just give

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Speaker 1: another Scotch let's just close the warehouse down for the

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Speaker 1: day and go play around the golf. Who gives this ship?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know those that that that

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Speaker 1: place can't run without me. I love those guys. Just

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Speaker 1: Who gives this ship? All right? Split a recording on

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Speaker 1: a loop. But it's my home. I've built a home

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Speaker 1: of that fact three right, he love them, They love

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Speaker 1: We'll be back. Oh all right, let me call in

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Speaker 1: another recording for it. Attention everybody, this Mr Phil Chup

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Speaker 1: in the office. First of all, I love you. Second

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Speaker 1: of all, lunch, thank third of all still needed. Mr Treadmill,

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Speaker 1: me right now because I'm definitely there. Okay, bye. You

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Speaker 1: know I was in a pirate ship once. Bullshit, bullshit,

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Speaker 1: I was. I was with a y or I I

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Speaker 1: Pye write like a stone. I believe a Pye write ship.

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Speaker 1: Sure a new guy. Don't listen to that one of

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Speaker 1: those two knuckleheads I'm I'm into this. What's the pirate thing?

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying, you know, the captain wasn't treating us

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Speaker 1: pirate ship to it onward, all of us shifts, punching Flynn.

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Speaker 1: We must go to the pirateship. Where the hell is

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Speaker 1: the first mate who said to the pirrijhere the hell

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Speaker 1: do they go? Okay, alright, listen up, listen up everyone,

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Speaker 1: we have a job. Holy ship? Is he okay? Holy

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Speaker 1: night shift that we heard so much about. I am,

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Speaker 1: I am. My name is Darryl. I am from Cincinnati. Uh,

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Speaker 1: night ship. I have logged over ten thou hours virtually though,

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Speaker 1: so that does go for something. But I just we

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Speaker 1: are going to the pirate ship. So let's where's that

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Speaker 1: first mate? Did anyone's I gotta be honest, new guy,

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Speaker 1: it's how that story sounds like complete bullshit. Alright, alright,

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Speaker 1: but but but but I'm willing to give it a

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Speaker 1: try anyway, because Tommy here is hungry. I'm really hungry

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Speaker 1: and I'm sick of this ship. Wow, so you're doing

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Speaker 1: mean what? I think you're trying to get it. I

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Speaker 1: don't even want to say the word. Um. Well, I'm

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Speaker 1: looking over at the reservation, Mr Phil Up, and it

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Speaker 1: seems like the card that was placed on his declined.

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Speaker 1: I was probably a student, but I graduated early. Then

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00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:45,280
Speaker 1: I matriculated from my PhD program even earlier. So I'll

418
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:51,280
Speaker 1: be teaching the class on waves and tides. Yeah, yeah,

419
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:54,280
Speaker 1: that's it. So that a little cooler. There's got one

420
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:56,880
Speaker 1: of those OTLD tiny water jugs, you know, you one

421
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:59,440
Speaker 1: per person, And then we just got a couple of

422
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:05,200
Speaker 1: ham sandwiches, so I might understand. Actually, the entire semesters

423
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:10,760
Speaker 1: at sea. Uh huh, okay, it is what we like

424
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:14,320
Speaker 1: to call a water day. Even though it's a semester.

425
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:17,040
Speaker 1: You're at the sea, but we call it a water day.

426
00:27:17,119 --> 00:27:20,320
Speaker 1: It rolls off the tongue. Yeah, so, uh, this rope

427
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:24,440
Speaker 1: right here, you're six ft and uh what else? What else?

428
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:27,520
Speaker 1: What else? Um, here's a con if you want to

429
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:33,320
Speaker 1: just blow that. Hey, is there any yeah, sex happening

430
00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:36,440
Speaker 1: on this raft, like if you want to jerk off

431
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:40,920
Speaker 1: on it? Yeah, I want to jerk off. It's yeah,

432
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:43,520
Speaker 1: you're out there. I mean you're on school property, so

433
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:46,560
Speaker 1: i'd be warned. But that you know, it's a solo

434
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:49,159
Speaker 1: rapt You can only fit about half a person, so

435
00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 1: you're gonna standing most of the time. That's easily how

436
00:27:54,359 --> 00:27:58,080
Speaker 1: I do it anyway, all right, I'm a standing tag.

437
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:02,200
Speaker 1: I will have to report this conversation. You know that,

438
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:07,520
Speaker 1: just as an educator to student, you know, I have to.

439
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:11,280
Speaker 1: All right, I don't know which one of these things

440
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 1: we should use. I'm ready, I'm ready. Just reach in

441
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:17,119
Speaker 1: the back and pull the first one out, whichever one

442
00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:20,919
Speaker 1: which it's okay, Well, those are the ones we were

443
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 1: kind of forced to get. Is it cheating if I

444
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:25,359
Speaker 1: put them back in and get the other one? No,

445
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:27,560
Speaker 1: we have to do it. We said you when I

446
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:30,000
Speaker 1: said early on in our relationship that anytime we made

447
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,879
Speaker 1: a little short game like that, we's gonna do it

448
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:36,240
Speaker 1: to its fullest game at all, exactly. And that's the

449
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:38,120
Speaker 1: big game. And that's what we said in our vows,

450
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:41,000
Speaker 1: and that's what I believe to this day. So let's figure, Oh,

451
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:43,600
Speaker 1: maybe we can use them like chakra stones. I'm gonna

452
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:45,400
Speaker 1: lay here, put them up, put him on me on

453
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:48,680
Speaker 1: my chakras. Alright, well you just don't do my rope.

454
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:52,560
Speaker 1: Put them around on the chakras. So here's they're they're

455
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:55,560
Speaker 1: a little cold. Maybe I should I'll heat him up

456
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:58,280
Speaker 1: real quick. Put him, put them, put them in your armpits.

457
00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:00,520
Speaker 1: Just put them in your heat him. I stove that

458
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 1: a lot. That's gonna get real hot. Alright, Walgreens employees

459
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:09,560
Speaker 1: and owners, everybody, get into this huge hall. Come on

460
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:12,520
Speaker 1: in filing. Let's tell when you get this on a

461
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:15,360
Speaker 1: megaphone or something. You're just telling us one of the time. Girl,

462
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:17,720
Speaker 1: there's a lot of people on the lobby. They don't

463
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:20,520
Speaker 1: know about this. They're not a p A system. All right, listen,

464
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:23,280
Speaker 1: whoever can hear me, just pass this on. We are

465
00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:29,120
Speaker 1: getting our asses handed to us by CBS. Okay, CBS.

466
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:35,760
Speaker 1: Why are we watching TBS at work? CBS? CBS the

467
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:41,000
Speaker 1: place we work, CBS seem I personal, But maybe you

468
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:44,120
Speaker 1: should send a mass email. Maybe, But hold on, did

469
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:46,040
Speaker 1: I hear somebody works at CVS because this is a

470
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 1: Walgreens convention? Now hear somebody worked at CBS. There's a

471
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:53,920
Speaker 1: Walgreens convention. Oh ship you guys. I'm sorry, I'm in

472
00:29:54,040 --> 00:30:01,240
Speaker 1: the wrong spot, but get him. It's okay, okay, okay,

473
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:08,880
Speaker 1: oh man, all right, who's gonna eat the heart? We

474
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 1: should get some information out of him first. He's dead. Man,

475
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:17,880
Speaker 1: his heart, his heart. As you're doing that, I want

476
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:20,560
Speaker 1: you to consider ways we can compete with the CBS,

477
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:26,640
Speaker 1: specifically in the sex game, other than killing their employees.

478
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:31,440
Speaker 1: We want we should compete sexually. Yeah, killing one employee

479
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:35,560
Speaker 1: at a time doesn't hurt their bottom line, right right right? Right? Yeah,

480
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 1: So that's it. I'm only just you know, go about

481
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:43,080
Speaker 1: your day and consider ways maybe we could infiltrate. So

482
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:46,479
Speaker 1: we paid for a three day we find in Tampa

483
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:52,520
Speaker 1: for this. Yeah, yeah, just not talk amongst yourselves, gather ideas,

484
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:57,280
Speaker 1: brainstorm we should not talk or now talk and are

485
00:30:57,360 --> 00:31:00,880
Speaker 1: we specifically wanting to compete with their looks? Actual side?

486
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:04,320
Speaker 1: That's right, alright, So we were gonna talk sex this

487
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 1: weekend in Tampa, say Mr Filinchin, if I'm saying that correctly.

488
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:14,440
Speaker 1: Actually at the end, I love you? What's up? I

489
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:17,400
Speaker 1: love you. I'm the card right here that we have

490
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:22,400
Speaker 1: for the Tampa Radison. It's been decline. Come on, come on,

491
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:28,280
Speaker 1: I uh, come on, Phil, just pull up another card.

492
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 1: Just I don't have any other cards. I hasn't gonna

493
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 1: talk to some of these convention guys. Excuse excuse me,

494
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:42,000
Speaker 1: excuse me. You with the Walgreen's name tag. You you

495
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:44,280
Speaker 1: got you got? You got forty bucks? I can borrow.

496
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 1: I love you? Huh you do? Yeah? Yeah? I I

497
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:51,000
Speaker 1: love you. Do you have Do you have forty dollars?

498
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 1: I can stop paying for sex? Uh? No, playing for

499
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:59,720
Speaker 1: lunch at the country club for where you said you

500
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 1: love me. It's the very here's forty do I feel

501
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:05,560
Speaker 1: like I'm just wow, this is exciting. I feel like

502
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 1: I just paid from lave. Oh that's that's not what

503
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:13,640
Speaker 1: I was intended winn in Tampa. I suppose six forty two.

504
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:15,520
Speaker 1: Here's my get on, Get on the ground, get on

505
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:20,280
Speaker 1: the ground. Arrested for prostitution. He's just been arrested for prostitution,

506
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:23,520
Speaker 1: or just you get the hell off? You work for

507
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:26,760
Speaker 1: the department, all right? Now? Hang on a second, Hang

508
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:28,480
Speaker 1: on a second. I just gotta make a quick recording

509
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 1: detention employees wondering if Mr Treadmill could make his way

510
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:38,000
Speaker 1: down and become Mr bail Out at the at the

511
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:42,200
Speaker 1: Clemens police station. I'll be down here for a while.

512
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:56,280
Speaker 1: Uh that a scene too, Mr Bailout. Say three comes

513
00:32:56,280 --> 00:33:00,080
Speaker 1: from alcomniac Nicholas Maka who wrote it. Okay, here we

514
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:06,680
Speaker 1: go seeing suggestion. What is love? Cheers nick um, Dr

515
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:13,000
Speaker 1: fill ups. Your four o'clock is here. Both members of

516
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:20,040
Speaker 1: the couple arrived, so last week you'll be able to

517
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 1: speak to both of them. Thank you, Steve. Do you

518
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:26,040
Speaker 1: want me to send them in together? Yes? Please, Steve,

519
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:28,200
Speaker 1: thank you. So not one at a time, not one

520
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 1: at a time, A couple of therapy. So send him

521
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 1: as a couple, and we're gonna try to use the intercoms.

522
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 1: I don't understand how the headset works. So I find

523
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:43,719
Speaker 1: physically getting up from my desk and coming into your

524
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 1: office the best way for me. No, I agree, and

525
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:49,880
Speaker 1: that's you know, we want to focus on them. But

526
00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:54,479
Speaker 1: will you be having lunch today? Yeah? Yeah, I emailed

527
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 1: you what I wanted, right emails because it's two thousand

528
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:05,920
Speaker 1: in seventeen. All right, I'll look for the email to

529
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:09,440
Speaker 1: let the Robinson's know that you are ready for them.

530
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:11,879
Speaker 1: They can come on and all right, thank you. Well

531
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:13,920
Speaker 1: I don't know what they're gonna do, but I'll let them.

532
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:22,960
Speaker 1: Thanks Steve. Mr Mrs Robertson, Mr Mrs Robinson. That's that's us.

533
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:27,879
Speaker 1: I thought it was very similar Robertson's. I was like, wow,

534
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:31,839
Speaker 1: is there. I don't even see another couple here. You're

535
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:34,360
Speaker 1: a bundle of joy. All right, well, the doctor is

536
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:38,080
Speaker 1: ready to see you both now that you've both decided

537
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:44,759
Speaker 1: to arrive at the time of your appointment. M So

538
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:49,480
Speaker 1: that's the door. Help yourself. Thank you, have a seat,

539
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:53,279
Speaker 1: have a seat? Oh, thank you? You know every time

540
00:34:53,320 --> 00:35:00,680
Speaker 1: we chat, I love your your is it delawarrean accent? One?

541
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 1: You classic Arizona? Alright, so let's say let's talk let's

542
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:11,880
Speaker 1: start with where we left off a few weeks ago,

543
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:16,920
Speaker 1: when you both came so sorry that last week we

544
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:19,560
Speaker 1: didn't come together. We didn't realize it was mandatory to

545
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:21,960
Speaker 1: do it at the same time. You know, we explicitly

546
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:25,239
Speaker 1: didn't say we just assumed, so that was our fault too. Right,

547
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:30,040
Speaker 1: Well that's a good point, Terry. But do you understand

548
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:31,920
Speaker 1: him so much better than me? I feel like what

549
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:35,880
Speaker 1: we need is a translator. I don't men talk. I

550
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:41,479
Speaker 1: don't understand what men are saying most times. Well, Terry,

551
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:44,839
Speaker 1: she has a point. You have a point, alright, both

552
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:48,560
Speaker 1: points exist. What did he say? He said, I don't

553
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 1: ever get to speak, and so what's staying now? This

554
00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:58,960
Speaker 1: is this is therapy time. So I don't want to

555
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:03,360
Speaker 1: just translate for you. M is a doctor available to

556
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:07,400
Speaker 1: see me? Now? What do you mean? What do you mean?

557
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:10,399
Speaker 1: What I mean? Is a doctor available to see me? Now?

558
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:15,879
Speaker 1: What time was your appointment? Okay? And so what time

559
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:19,799
Speaker 1: is it? Now? Dead? Forty five? Right? So you want

560
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 1: to go in early? Is he available to see me? Okay?

561
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:29,960
Speaker 1: First of all, whoa very aggressive and be um? No,

562
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:34,000
Speaker 1: No he isn't. So you went for numbers first, and

563
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:38,840
Speaker 1: then letter sick Zara. My friends and I think it's funny,

564
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 1: but apparently it's not for everyone. So why don't you

565
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:46,440
Speaker 1: wait your turn and go in at your appointment of

566
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:48,840
Speaker 1: eleven fifteen? All right, you know what, I'm gonna go

567
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:51,520
Speaker 1: walk around, maybe get somebody eat. I'll be back. That's

568
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:54,759
Speaker 1: all on a need to care basis. Welcome to Sparrows.

569
00:36:54,800 --> 00:37:00,600
Speaker 1: How can I help you? Yeah, I'll um oh sorry,

570
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:05,799
Speaker 1: the ladies. The ladies first, sir? All right? Wait which

571
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:08,239
Speaker 1: side is the line? Where's the line? It doesn't matter man,

572
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 1: the ladies first, all right, it's okay. What what did

573
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:15,279
Speaker 1: you What were you gonna get? Sir? I was just

574
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:19,239
Speaker 1: gonna get a chili dog? You're looking for chili dogs

575
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:23,200
Speaker 1: or us? That's next door. This is the Bears Pizza. Well,

576
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 1: I'll wait until you get it. You guess you've been

577
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:28,880
Speaker 1: waiting for a while. All right, all right, what's a

578
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:32,200
Speaker 1: beautiful What do you want? I don't know. I'll have

579
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:36,080
Speaker 1: a chili dog? Just what the now? I gotta go

580
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:38,600
Speaker 1: over over to Chili dogs for us. Get you two

581
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:41,080
Speaker 1: chili dogs? So you because you two won't go over there.

582
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:45,240
Speaker 1: But that was Sabarrow doing here. It's just chili dog territory.

583
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:50,440
Speaker 1: I need to chili dogs because they're at two customers

584
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:52,880
Speaker 1: who don't want to walk over here won't leave my counter,

585
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:59,520
Speaker 1: so I gotta come ordered for them. Likely. Sorry, Yeah,

586
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,520
Speaker 1: you're lucky. We don't open your chest and at your heart. Yeah,

587
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:08,560
Speaker 1: like the walk greens. No. I read the article. Hey, listen,

588
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:10,439
Speaker 1: this is my first time on this side of the counter,

589
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 1: and it's just weird. You know, I'm used to being

590
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:17,319
Speaker 1: on the other stiff with you, so you're never with us.

591
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:21,239
Speaker 1: Even when you work here, you weren't with us. You

592
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:25,920
Speaker 1: always made the chili dogs flat. Yeah, never were you

593
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:27,919
Speaker 1: never had them round it out? Why did you happen

594
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 1: to the triangles? And just um, I got divorced today.

595
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:36,360
Speaker 1: That's why I'm at the mall celebrating. Nice and you

596
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:39,440
Speaker 1: want to go get a saborrow? Yeah, but then you

597
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 1: said chilie dog and I was like, that's that's actually

598
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:46,239
Speaker 1: what I want. I want to do. They're good. You've

599
00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:56,680
Speaker 1: ever been married? Yeah? Five times? Five times? Wow? What

600
00:38:56,800 --> 00:39:03,600
Speaker 1: did you What did you learn? Uh? Green up for

601
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 1: the second one? Yeah, first one, you gotta learn to listen.

602
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:13,759
Speaker 1: Third one, never ever buy a house boat. Fourth one,

603
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:21,480
Speaker 1: don't take on their pets. And the fifth one, well,

604
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:25,200
Speaker 1: I have a lot of work to do here to

605
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:29,560
Speaker 1: chili dogs just for you, all right. Now, that's that's

606
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:33,680
Speaker 1: love for the customer, all right, that's the definition of

607
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:37,960
Speaker 1: loving a customer. All right. There'll be eighty two eight two,

608
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:49,920
Speaker 1: eight two, eight eighty two, yes, eight eighty two. And

609
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:51,960
Speaker 1: I don't learning to pay that much for a goddamn

610
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:55,799
Speaker 1: dog on a stick, you know what. I don't want

611
00:39:55,880 --> 00:40:01,000
Speaker 1: this anymore? How did you take this and shove it?

612
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:03,040
Speaker 1: You won't go back and cook something up real good?

613
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:06,640
Speaker 1: Shove it up here, shove it up here. Yeah, I'm

614
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:13,919
Speaker 1: gonna go cook What the fuck? Excuse me? Excuse me, sir.

615
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 1: My name is Pilch. I've told you that man talk

616
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:26,080
Speaker 1: to about loving the customer. Yeah, we not just been

617
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:31,520
Speaker 1: in this business longtime, family business, Sambaris. I love my employees,

618
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:39,200
Speaker 1: but burely, they don't love me back. They mutined, they mutineed.

619
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:42,040
Speaker 1: How do they do it? And now I don't How

620
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:43,480
Speaker 1: are they? I don't What do you mean? How are

621
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:47,520
Speaker 1: they doing the mutiny? They betrayed me? How are they?

622
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:53,560
Speaker 1: How did they do it? How they I asked him

623
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Speaker 1: to slip? Excuse me? Did you say you were actually

624
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Speaker 1: gonna go home and cook? Oh? Yeah I did. Well.

625
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Speaker 1: Did I talk to you like two days ago? Yeah,

626
00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:12,960
Speaker 1: we met at the barrow. Holy shit. I tacked down

627
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Speaker 1: your license plate and find out we lived and I

628
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:19,600
Speaker 1: was staking out for the last all last night. I

629
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Speaker 1: got cold, as you know, and then I saw you

630
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Speaker 1: walking into this tobacco smoke shopping. I thought that would

631
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Speaker 1: be time to approach you, to see if you end

632
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:32,799
Speaker 1: up cooking, then what you cooked? Would you what did

633
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 1: you tried? Tip grilled from romaine? Mend myself in a

634
00:41:37,239 --> 00:41:41,800
Speaker 1: rugal salad. But let us with the olive oil, mustard,

635
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:46,120
Speaker 1: a little bit of h'or. There's no loitering here, So

636
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:48,480
Speaker 1: I think unless you're you're coming in to buy cigars

637
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Speaker 1: than you do you call me a lawyer. We weren't

638
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:56,319
Speaker 1: talking about law. There ain't no law having an ear,

639
00:41:56,600 --> 00:42:01,040
Speaker 1: no laiter. Uh, it's probably my Virginia accent. L O

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Speaker 1: I T E R lawd l A W E R

641
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:11,320
Speaker 1: I n G. Yeah. Censor if you if you just

642
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:13,839
Speaker 1: can't be in front of the store, because either you're

643
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:15,959
Speaker 1: coming in or you're not. So if you're not okay,

644
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 1: I'll take a Do you sell chili dogs. No, no,

645
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 1: it's a cigar shop. It's a tobacco shop. But why

646
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:26,000
Speaker 1: do I get a chili dog too? You're not inside yet,

647
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:27,520
Speaker 1: so you guys can just do what you want. I'm

648
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:32,400
Speaker 1: just saying you can't lawyer outside. No lawyers, no lawyers.

649
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:35,600
Speaker 1: Oh you want to handle him out of them? Let's go, right, sir,

650
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:40,080
Speaker 1: don't slap him. Don't slap don't. I'm going back in thinking,

651
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:47,640
Speaker 1: damn safe Stone, you are strong. Yeah. I used to

652
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:51,200
Speaker 1: bench press raccoons around my house. I hit a stick

653
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:53,279
Speaker 1: full of dead meat and I let them all jump

654
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:57,480
Speaker 1: off top, and then I just it's press. It's many raccoons,

655
00:42:57,520 --> 00:43:00,880
Speaker 1: it's been on that stick. Well, I guess I'll be

656
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,640
Speaker 1: heading out. Then one of you just hit one of

657
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:08,719
Speaker 1: my employees. Yeah, yeah, I did. You're you're gonna need

658
00:43:08,719 --> 00:43:13,359
Speaker 1: a lawyer because I'm about your lawyer. Are you his lawyer?

659
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:20,000
Speaker 1: I don't know, am I? Yeah? I really like that?

660
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:22,880
Speaker 1: All right? Well, if you're a lawyered up, I gotta

661
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:25,520
Speaker 1: talk to you. I guess tell your client that if

662
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 1: he doesn't leave, I'm gonna whoop his ass. Okay, okay,

663
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 1: mm hmm. Five cents, ten cents fifteen cents. It's funny.

664
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Speaker 1: Are you gonna Are you gonna tell him counting on

665
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:54,600
Speaker 1: this business? No sole proprietor. What do you know about

666
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:58,160
Speaker 1: loving a customer? You do anything for a customer, That's

667
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:01,040
Speaker 1: what love is. And I was like, you're just about

668
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:05,879
Speaker 1: to hit one. My My employee told me you two

669
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:11,759
Speaker 1: were loitering out here, so you weren't a customer. You

670
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 1: know what we would like to be customers? Two hilly dogs?

671
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:22,680
Speaker 1: Please here, bear hugs first? God, Mr you too, sir?

672
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:30,439
Speaker 1: What's going on? Three A way? Hug? Come on, I'm

673
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:35,880
Speaker 1: gonna go. Let's go east ton of a bear. I

674
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:41,200
Speaker 1: love my custom I just don't know what you're trying

675
00:44:41,239 --> 00:44:45,840
Speaker 1: to say to me. You called the doctor, called the

676
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:52,000
Speaker 1: doctor and get him on the phone. Okay, hopefully it's

677
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,920
Speaker 1: not that goddamn receptionist. She gives me a bad attitude

678
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:58,560
Speaker 1: every time I talked to her. Oh, I understand that

679
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:04,399
Speaker 1: you too? Yeah? Uh? Did you did you even dial? Yeah?

680
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:12,200
Speaker 1: I trust you. I trust you. You've reached the Filch building.

681
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:16,879
Speaker 1: If you know the correct code for the department you're

682
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:22,080
Speaker 1: trying to reach, please enter now. It's not The directory

683
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:25,680
Speaker 1: will be available after the beat Terry, you do one

684
00:45:25,719 --> 00:45:35,160
Speaker 1: of your recording right now? Yeah? Uh, all right, for

685
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:44,680
Speaker 1: the dentist, Press one for cars, Press two for tiny

686
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 1: Did you press two? Transferring you to cars? This is

687
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:56,759
Speaker 1: cars that can help you. Uh no, no, no, give

688
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:58,920
Speaker 1: me the phone, Give me the phone. We have salesman,

689
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:01,600
Speaker 1: but we don't have any doctors. You it's just oh,

690
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:07,720
Speaker 1: you're not the doctor. This is cars. I can understand you. Okay.

691
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:10,719
Speaker 1: What I need is really just a translator. This is love.

692
00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:12,680
Speaker 1: If I'm dealing with here, I need to know what

693
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:14,840
Speaker 1: my my husband wants to say. Can you talk to

694
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Speaker 1: him and tell me what he's saying? What you know? Love, Tracy?

695
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:22,160
Speaker 1: How did you know my name? Is that what my

696
00:46:22,239 --> 00:46:25,160
Speaker 1: husband said to you? No, we got a employee name

697
00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:28,279
Speaker 1: love Tracy. Oh no, no, no, can you tell me

698
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:31,279
Speaker 1: when my husband tells you on the phone and translator

699
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:35,080
Speaker 1: for me? And yeah, my name is Stacy. Stacy. Okay, Stacey,

700
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:37,400
Speaker 1: nice to meet you. We love our customers. All right,

701
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:39,400
Speaker 1: give it back to the other person. I'll see what

702
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:50,160
Speaker 1: the h ha ha, alright, alright, put it back, put

703
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:53,719
Speaker 1: your put your partner back on. I'm gonna put you

704
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:55,919
Speaker 1: on speaker phone. It's gonna be way easier. It's gonna

705
00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 1: be way easier. I don't like I don't like speaker

706
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:02,440
Speaker 1: phone yet. What did he say? He said he feels

707
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:05,600
Speaker 1: like a chili dog. Oh my god, I feel like

708
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:08,240
Speaker 1: a chili dog. We've been a bunch of chili dogs

709
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:16,080
Speaker 1: over here. First year. Did you see anything else that

710
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:21,040
Speaker 1: was a sort of it? Wow? I guess you're behind

711
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:23,760
Speaker 1: bars now. Huh. Sorry I wasn't such a good lawyer

712
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:28,719
Speaker 1: after all. Yeah? Did you did you actually study law?

713
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:36,719
Speaker 1: From doing there? I did a semester at sea? Yeah?

714
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:42,120
Speaker 1: Was there any law? It doesn't matter. I'm here. Look,

715
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:47,919
Speaker 1: I like you. I made that clear. I really like you. Yeah,

716
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:49,560
Speaker 1: I'm kind of you know, I'm not really feeling in

717
00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:56,920
Speaker 1: the moment. You know, I am serving sixteen years, you know, mentally,

718
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,239
Speaker 1: I gotta be here, you know, I know, I know.

719
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:04,400
Speaker 1: I'm I'm stupid. I'm stupid, I mean idiot. Two minutes.

720
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:06,520
Speaker 1: Say what you need to say, because it ends in

721
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:10,880
Speaker 1: two minutes. Say what I need to say in two minutes.

722
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:16,680
Speaker 1: I guess this is goodbye. Oh you're not gonna come

723
00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:18,920
Speaker 1: back to face it? I don't think so. What did

724
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:22,920
Speaker 1: you say? Sixteen years? Yeah? Yeah, but I'll get out

725
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:30,319
Speaker 1: in twelve good probation. Yeah, okay, well I mean did

726
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:32,400
Speaker 1: you did? You did have a lot to do with

727
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:36,719
Speaker 1: me being in here maybe once a month. My clock

728
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:40,360
Speaker 1: was wrong thirty seconds. So I just need to know

729
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:41,880
Speaker 1: what I do. Need to tell the guards if you're

730
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:44,640
Speaker 1: coming or not, because I'm not. I'm going to head

731
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:49,000
Speaker 1: it back to that food court. Just wait, wait, wait,

732
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:52,080
Speaker 1: don't leave you like, come on, I can't be alone.

733
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:55,919
Speaker 1: Come on, don't do this, don't do this, you don't

734
00:48:55,960 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 1: do this, you do this? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go.

735
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:13,200
Speaker 1: And she likes me, she likes me, she likes seen

736
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:17,640
Speaker 1: three on the show and a happy note. Love is eternal.

737
00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah. Um, thank you all very much for

738
00:49:23,239 --> 00:49:25,839
Speaker 1: being here for our second to last recording of two

739
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:30,120
Speaker 1: thousand one. Let's start our thanks with Mr Christoph Varado Christoff.

740
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:35,919
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, dude, this for the next hundred years.

741
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:39,480
Speaker 1: If I can send over the contract this afternoon, Thank

742
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:43,719
Speaker 1: you so much. Yeah, yeah, thank you, Mark Accleardi, thank

743
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:46,760
Speaker 1: you so much. Man. It's so good to see you guys.

744
00:49:47,239 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 1: Happy New Year to everybody, and thank you. Yeah. This

745
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:55,080
Speaker 1: is always super fun and may everybody have hog jowels

746
00:49:55,280 --> 00:50:00,640
Speaker 1: on new Year's Day. Please Amen, Amen, James seeny, thank

747
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:03,080
Speaker 1: you so very much in Happy New Year. Thank you.

748
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:07,400
Speaker 1: I'm so Glado is gonna be everything I dreamed that

749
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:13,560
Speaker 1: was gonna be. You guys put me in a much

750
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:17,160
Speaker 1: better mood than I started this show. Oh excellent, our

751
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:20,600
Speaker 1: work is done. Here a tool singing, thank you, thank you,

752
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:22,839
Speaker 1: thanks for having me. It's always fun to be here.

753
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:25,360
Speaker 1: I'm excited about next year. If anyone goes to the

754
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:29,040
Speaker 1: Glendale pool or the Echo Park pool. Uh, maybe you'll

755
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:32,200
Speaker 1: see me there. Look at that sweet mug A tool

756
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Speaker 1: whoa is sporting? Nicely played? Uh, Joey Greer, Yes, thank

757
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:49,560
Speaker 1: you much love being sent to the area of the

758
00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:52,400
Speaker 1: country that you are in. Yeah, how we need it?

759
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:55,719
Speaker 1: I mean I could give the specific address if you're

760
00:50:55,719 --> 00:51:01,040
Speaker 1: cool with that. No, no, okay, no one one six

761
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:04,359
Speaker 1: to no. No. Oh, you're saying, don't do it. I'm saying,

762
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:09,440
Speaker 1: do not okay? Party down Lane, Miami, Florida. How do

763
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:16,799
Speaker 1: I mute this? Ah? Man? Uh? And let's thank our

764
00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:22,319
Speaker 1: engineering producer to the stars, Richard Doug Baye. Fim, folks

765
00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:28,319
Speaker 1: that I hurt media, I'm your host, thanking you, uh

766
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:32,160
Speaker 1: ever so much for spending another year with us, and

767
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:34,840
Speaker 1: regardless of when you're listening to this in the future,

768
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:39,080
Speaker 1: just know that right now here, in this moment, we

769
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:43,320
Speaker 1: are exceptionally grateful to you and much love to you

770
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:45,920
Speaker 1: and yours. Remember to be kind to each other. It's

771
00:51:46,000 --> 00:52:01,400
Speaker 1: the easiest choice. And uh, well, until next time and

772
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:02,240
Speaker 1: a football