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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand through this It's seven o'clock

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Speaker 1: in the morning on a Saturday in a quiet, beautiful

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Speaker 1: suburban neighborhood. Two housewives are up for their morning power walk.

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Speaker 1: They're walking side by side on one of those sidewalks

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Speaker 1: the round curb that they have in rich neighborhoods. You know,

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Speaker 1: they always have the round curb and not that curb curb. Yeah, exactly. So, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: one of those ones. All the numbers for the house

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Speaker 1: is painted like bright white with black numbers on it,

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Speaker 1: you know, like all in sync. Grass is all the same,

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Speaker 1: it's all all the hedges are trimmed the same. And

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Speaker 1: their power walking down the street. One of them's got

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Speaker 1: a visor on. Yeah, the one definitely has some those

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Speaker 1: And they're moving their hips from side to side. And

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Speaker 1: one of them turns to the other one and says, this,

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Speaker 1: someone spray painted slot on Susan's garage door. That's also

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Speaker 1: another idea if you want to do that talking about

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Speaker 1: what happened to Susan the other day, And it's an

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Speaker 1: idea that one of them can use to get somebody

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Speaker 1: else back. That's the sound for sounds trendy today. Those

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Speaker 1: ladies absolutely want to come across as perfect, but you

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Speaker 1: know they're ruthless like that. They definitely are. They have

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Speaker 1: the most the people that want to be perfect, the

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Speaker 1: lives are crazy. They so everything on each other and

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Speaker 1: use it absolutely. They're like, she did what she did? What? Yeah? Oh, well,

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Speaker 1: did you know that someone spray painted slut on Susan's

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Speaker 1: garage door. That's also another idea if you want to

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Speaker 1: do that. Yeah, I think I am going to do that.

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Speaker 1: That's a really great idea. That's the sound for sounds

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Speaker 1: trendy today. It sounds trendy. It's the Jewel Show and

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Speaker 1: sounds trindy. If you don't know what that is. That's

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Speaker 1: where we give you a sound that you can steal

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Speaker 1: from our social media to use on your social media

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Speaker 1: to create a video or whatever you want to do

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Speaker 1: with it a meme. And today's sound is this, And

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Speaker 1: I guarantee you'll be able to find a lot of

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Speaker 1: different scenarios that you could use this for someone spray

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Speaker 1: painted slut on Susan's garage door. That's also another idea,

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Speaker 1: if you want to do that. Yeah, I'm going to

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Speaker 1: use that if anybody does anything to my best friend

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Speaker 1: that I don't have, if you listen to my best

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Speaker 1: friend that I don't have. Someone spray painted slut on

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Speaker 1: Susan's garage door, that's also another idea, if you want

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Speaker 1: to do that. I don't know what we were talking

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Speaker 1: obviously Christian and Alex having a conversation. I love the Oh,

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Speaker 1: that's a great idea, and then Christie going, that's another

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Speaker 1: other ideas that happened around it. I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: don't even know where. Remember someone spray painted slut on

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Speaker 1: can't even remember this conversation. Sitting over here in silence

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Speaker 1: because I cannot remember this conversation. I'm trying to wrack

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Speaker 1: my brain and I do not nothing's coming. Yeah, our

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Speaker 1: producers grab sound from the show when we talk about

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Speaker 1: things to use for sounds, trendy audio that you can

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Speaker 1: back and I do not remember what we were talking about.

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Speaker 1: All I know, though, is this is an amazing sound

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Speaker 1: for if you're talking about if somebody got broken up

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Speaker 1: with absolutely revenge. Someone spray painted slut on Susan's garage door.

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Speaker 1: I feel like Susan is kind of almost a new Karen. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I knew this Susan at my old job, and she

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Speaker 1: perfect is that she should be on the phone, like,

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Speaker 1: most annoyingly hilarious Susan I've ever met. Someone spray painted

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Speaker 1: from nineteen seventy two and right Fulisa Susan Ris Karen.

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Speaker 1: I'm just going to start telling this to people whenever

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Speaker 1: It was on my most recent X before Jubil and

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Speaker 1: we were together for a year, but technically for like

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Speaker 1: a month. Well because I wouldn't commit, but like I

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Speaker 1: old are we? Right? Okay, anyways, you didn't want to

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Speaker 1: dropped to the floor, left my body gone in filthing

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Speaker 1: It's another Jubil Phone frame Mornings twenties. Hi, this is

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Speaker 1: Alexis with wedding planning. How can I help? Hi, Alexis.

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Speaker 1: This is Katie and David. We have a consultation with

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Speaker 1: you guys for a clearly a wedding. Hey guys, how

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Speaker 1: you doing good? How are you doing good? Good? Thanks

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Speaker 1: for calling in today? Yeah, no, proper, Wait, I just

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Speaker 1: saw your last name? Is this Katie? Yes, Katie, it's Alexis. Oh.

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Speaker 1: Alexis remembers summer a few years ago. Hi. Yeah, all

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Speaker 1: world right, Oh my god, getting married it's been forever

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Speaker 1: you know, you know, I'm actually thinking this might be

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Speaker 1: a conflict of interest. I'm gonna have somebody else take

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Speaker 1: your call if you guys just might holding for one moment, okay,

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Speaker 1: And Katie was like, really nice to talk to you,

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Speaker 1: hope you're doing well. Oh, thank you so much. I

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Speaker 1: hope you're doing well too. Thank you. Anybody's better now, okay,

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Speaker 1: speaking with it? Yeah? Is it? Yeah? I'm looking down

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Speaker 1: here at my notes and David and Katie whoa who Katie? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is Pete Petie pie Eakins. Hi, Pete, how are

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Speaker 1: you well? I'm not as good as I used to be,

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Speaker 1: thanks to you, heartbreaker. What's going on? Oh? Um, it's

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Speaker 1: so awkward sometimes in this job. Your your name's David, right, David? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Is going on? I don't know. I'm so sorry. I

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I wedding planning. This is Jim. Have

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Speaker 1: I help? Hi? Ja? This is Katie and David. We

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Speaker 1: It's still Katie and Katie. Katie, Hi, I just have

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, David, no disrespect, honestly, I just like alexis

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Speaker 1: are you on the phone with Is that Katie and David?

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Speaker 1: I can't take it anymore. David. Yes, I'm just gonna

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Speaker 1: say it. You're marrying my gal, Pat Jimbo. What is

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Speaker 1: I'm on the phone, my Katie, I'm here, jim Oh, Hi,

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Speaker 1: We need to have a conversation. Well, before you hang

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Speaker 1: Jewels show, This is Jewil, this is Alex, this is English.

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Speaker 1: Evan and your fiance Katie set you up for a

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Speaker 1: phone Frank. So I love you, baby. I didn't sleep

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Speaker 1: But you know, I think about it. It's on a

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Speaker 1: you go. Hello. Hi, this is Gorbon calling from I

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Speaker 1: Who is Mindy? Who is Mindy? Yeah? Who is mindi? Jeff?

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Speaker 1: Who is Mindy? And why is she there for you?

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Speaker 1: I'll take care. You'll find someone who won't cheat on

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Speaker 1: you and just do yourself the favor of making sure

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Speaker 1: you do making sure you see all the red flags

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Speaker 1: with the next person so that you don't have to

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Speaker 1: wonder about them. Yeah. Yeah, Yeah, we'll talk to you

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Speaker 1: later because I guess we got to get plans for

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Speaker 1: you to move in with the cats. I'm good the

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Speaker 1: Jewels Show on demand, Jebils Dirty Little Secret, Time for

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Speaker 1: your dirty little Secret. Text in four one oh six one.

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Speaker 1: If you have a dirty little secret, whatever it is,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. You can tell us anything because we

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Speaker 1: don't even ask what your name is. So what's your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret? I do? Um, it's kind of embarrassing. Um.

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Speaker 1: I really have this phobia about using public bathrooms. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I just won't do it. I think you and every

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Speaker 1: other human being in the world disgusting, are disgusting. I

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Speaker 1: still use them, but they're gross. Is that your dirty

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Speaker 1: I can't. I can't even do that, not at a restaurant,

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Speaker 1: not oh, out at the park, I mean, like nowhere

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Speaker 1: do what? You just don't use? About you? I mean,

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Speaker 1: do you have access sometimes? Because I don't know how

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Speaker 1: you hold it? No? I mean, oh my god, Actually yes,

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Speaker 1: it's kind of ruining my life because I have to

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Speaker 1: drive home or at least drive to a friend's place

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Speaker 1: and use the bathroom. Wow. Well, so there's not one

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Speaker 1: public restaurant that you'll use. No, so what if you're

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Speaker 1: like not in your home or a friend's house. Uh,

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Speaker 1: then we have an issue that just doesn't happen because

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Speaker 1: I don't go that far because that's that Oh is

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Speaker 1: that how you get like ut eyes? And stuff an

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Speaker 1: infection or bladder infection by holding it too long. I

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Speaker 1: mean I suppose, yeah, yeah, I just don't go that far.

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Speaker 1: Because here's the thing, you guys. I'm actually going to

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Speaker 1: a therapist right now to see if I can because

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to work it out. But honestly, I I can't.

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Speaker 1: I just can't. You Like, can you can you squat

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Speaker 1: and pee? Is that okay? Like outdoors? Yeah? Public? Like

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Speaker 1: more camping, Like if you had to, like if you

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Speaker 1: needed to and you didn't want to use like a

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Speaker 1: restroom in public, you could just like hide behind a

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Speaker 1: tree or something. Yeah, how natured. And I've done that

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Speaker 1: camping and stuff. Yeah, I can do that, but I

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Speaker 1: can't go into like a public bathroom. And Alex, I

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Speaker 1: just can't. Alex can give you really good tips on

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Speaker 1: squatting and peeing or wherever. She's very good at it.

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Speaker 1: She's she's very good at peeing outside. Who I am too.

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Speaker 1: I actually had the opposite of this problem when I

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Speaker 1: was growing up. I so my back garden had a

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Speaker 1: basketball like call in it, and I took a dump

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Speaker 1: in the middle of the court. I also took a

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Speaker 1: poop on the side of a swimming pool one day,

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Speaker 1: I was talking about pee. Oh sorry, yeah, quickly, I

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Speaker 1: think your dirty little secret is I just revealed one

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Speaker 1: of English evans. He yeah, and I think that was

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Speaker 1: way back there. Cut. I wasn't very fun at parties

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Speaker 1: when I was younger. I guess, yeah, seriously, I don't

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Speaker 1: even want to invite you over anymore now I don't

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Speaker 1: know what's going to happen. Go on my backyard well

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Speaker 1: house therapy going for it? Do you feel like you're

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Speaker 1: getting any like better? I mean I just started. I

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Speaker 1: didn't know the last month, but okay, I think it's

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Speaker 1: going well, and hopefully it'll work it out and I'll

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Speaker 1: be able to go places. Now it's Have you traveled

483
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Speaker 1: like in a plane? No, but I did. I bought

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Speaker 1: an RV so that I could have my own bathroom

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Speaker 1: when traveling. I don't go on planes because the bathroom thing.

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Speaker 1: But I did buy an RV so that I could

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Speaker 1: travel a little bit. So you're just driven around the

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Speaker 1: US pretty much crazy. It is it is because it's

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Speaker 1: my bathroom. Well, I hope, though, you know, you can

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Speaker 1: get through this, because I really want you to be

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Speaker 1: able to go places. I hope you can get it

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Speaker 1: figured out of a little bit. Yeah. Yeah, well at

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Speaker 1: least you're going to get some help for it and hopefully, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so you can, you know, baby steps into you know,

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Speaker 1: you can use a public restroom and be able to

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Speaker 1: go wherever you want. Yeah, I believe. I have faith

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Speaker 1: in you and I know you'll get there. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for sharing. Also sure appreciate it. And I

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Speaker 1: mean I'm probably not the only person out there yet. No,

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Speaker 1: and we'll get English Evan into some therapy to work

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Speaker 1: on that pooping and public problem that he's got. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, thank you for a little secret. Did Jebel

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Speaker 1: show on demand? Welcome to the i n N, The

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Speaker 1: Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: For Friday, April fifteenth, twenty two. I'm Jewel Fresh and

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Speaker 1: I'll name your baby. Oh not for cheap. It's nice

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Speaker 1: to tell you how much it will cost him just

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Speaker 1: a second, but first let's meet the idiots. I'm good

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Speaker 1: with that because I'm his wife. I'm Alex Fresh and

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Speaker 1: the weirdest guy who's ever played NBA basketball did a

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Speaker 1: good deed recently, but in a very weird place, in

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Speaker 1: a very weird way, and I have all the details

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Speaker 1: on the story that happen in Florida, coming right up right.

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Speaker 1: I'm English Evan, and one cheeky individual has pulled the

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Speaker 1: ultimate prank that my lend them in a place where

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Speaker 1: you should not drop the soap prison. I'm Christian greysnow

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Speaker 1: and if you're going to kick me out of my

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Speaker 1: college classes, tuition better be free, babe. What I'm talking

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Speaker 1: about in my story that's coming up in my story.

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Speaker 1: More on those stories in just a second before your

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Speaker 1: first story. The day in the n ND eating News,

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Speaker 1: they were a part of the news. Rich people are

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Speaker 1: now paying professional baby namers and how much does it

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Speaker 1: cost low end fee for a professional baby namer ten

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars. For ten thousand dollars to name a baby,

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Speaker 1: you literally just have to pick a name. It's so easy. Well,

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Speaker 1: if you don't come up with something that they like

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Speaker 1: and then they need their money back, friends, Christian said,

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Speaker 1: it sounds lazy, and it is one hundred percent. It

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Speaker 1: is lazy. My whole goal in life, and I make

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Speaker 1: the bones about it, was to get money so that

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Speaker 1: I didn't have to do anything. Just people would do

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Speaker 1: everything for me. And I'm not ridiculous. I mean only

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Speaker 1: the first Like a few times I thought it's sound

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Speaker 1: a ridiculous. Yeah, like you make enough money. Look at

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Speaker 1: the Kardashians, I mean they work, but also yeah, they

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Speaker 1: have assistance for assistance, for assistance. I would not mind

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Speaker 1: having enough money to pay them one ten thousand dollars

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Speaker 1: the name of a baby if I didn't feel like

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Speaker 1: it that afternoon. We kind of loved the like mentality.

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Speaker 1: It's like, I have to raise it for the next

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Speaker 1: eighteen years. The least you can do is someone else

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Speaker 1: n aimads. Yeah, if you're rich enough, you don't even

544
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Speaker 1: have to raise it. No, there someone else. We need

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Speaker 1: to make some more money. And the idiot news network

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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news the news. For

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Speaker 1: our next story, let's send it on over to Alex Fresh,

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Speaker 1: who's on location. I'm I'm in Florida, right outside of

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Speaker 1: a strip club, Florida. But Dennis Rodman, oh, I'm the

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Speaker 1: weirdest guy in NBA history. But he was at a

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Speaker 1: shop club and he was outside when he decided to

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Speaker 1: give five hundred dollars to this one girl and then

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Speaker 1: a stripper or just another okay, and then some other

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Speaker 1: girls witnessed it. Of course they want money too, and

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Speaker 1: like he gave five hundred dollars to another girl and

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Speaker 1: then they had a part in the street and they

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Speaker 1: were dancing all over. I just thought it was really weird.

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Speaker 1: Can you imagine. I mean, it is in Florida, So

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Speaker 1: do you expect anything last week? I think in Florida.

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Speaker 1: That's on the places that would make sense, Vegas or Florida.

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Speaker 1: If you're driving down the street and you see us

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Speaker 1: Drip Club and then you're like, is that Dennis Rodmen dancing? Yeah, Florida,

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Speaker 1: and you just keep driving. Everyone else you might stop

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Speaker 1: and look at it. That's all I'm sitting it back

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Speaker 1: to you. This is the i n N, the Idiot

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Speaker 1: News Network where idiots aren't just in the news. For

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Speaker 1: next story of the day, let's send it on over

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Speaker 1: to English. Evan, who is on location on top of Senghetti,

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Speaker 1: said it I feel on top of Dennis Rodman. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm actually in Texas where Watton County Police said they

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Speaker 1: are looking for the heartless individual who plays a sign

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Speaker 1: saying Chick fil A coming soon, major intersection. Amazing, Frank. Unfortunately,

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Speaker 1: obviously it was a lie. People funny break out when

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Speaker 1: the Chick FIL's about to come to town. I just

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Speaker 1: want to say, growing up in small town North Carolina,

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Speaker 1: that is cruel. It's like the biggest news ever and

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Speaker 1: they open up one of those races and it ties

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Speaker 1: up traffic for the next five years. This is the

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Speaker 1: I n N, the Idiot News Network. Gradi's aren't just

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Speaker 1: in the news far next story, Let's send it on

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Speaker 1: over to Christian Grace though, who is on location at

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Speaker 1: Georgia State University where dogs Yeah, I think dogs, sure,

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Speaker 1: I don't know where. Professor Carissa Gray is under fire

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Speaker 1: because she contacted police after two students arrived tardy to

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Speaker 1: her class, right, And she's defending herself saying that she

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Speaker 1: didn't call the cops because they were tardy. She's calling

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Speaker 1: the cops because they were defiant and refused to leave.

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Speaker 1: And she has a policy like if you show up tardy,

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Speaker 1: you can't stay for the whole class, and like I

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Speaker 1: had classes like that in college. They're like, if you

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Speaker 1: show up one minute late, don't even come in. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so they refuse to leave, basically saying you know what,

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Speaker 1: like we literally pay to be here, so what you're

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Speaker 1: not gonna do is tell us to leave because we're

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Speaker 1: a few minutes later. Yeah, so it's weird that colleges

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Speaker 1: do that. You do pay be there. You pay money

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Speaker 1: to go to a class, right, a lot of money,

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Speaker 1: and it's optional to go to college. Yeah, so if

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Speaker 1: you don't want to show up for the class, you're

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Speaker 1: screwing yourself over right. Why do they care if you're

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Speaker 1: tardy or not unless the unless you're getting a bachelor's

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Speaker 1: in being on time, or if you're being disruptive like

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Speaker 1: I get and if it's likest like you're always showing up,

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Speaker 1: like you're always loud, like you're always coming in with

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Speaker 1: like five ice coffees and spelling them all over the place.

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Speaker 1: I get it, my daughter. Yes, But at the end

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Speaker 1: of the day, it's like they were selected to come

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Speaker 1: to the school, they applied to get to the school, Gudian,

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Speaker 1: and now they're paying to go there, they can roll

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Speaker 1: up whatever the hell they want if yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm just picturing Alex's daughter want getting into it because

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Speaker 1: it's so appropriate what you just said, because she slas

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Speaker 1: all the time. She's almost seventeen and she loves ice

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Speaker 1: coffee walking, just slumbling ice coffee just like that was

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Speaker 1: the inn the idiot who's network radios aren't? Just in

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Speaker 1: the news Soon in tomorrow the same time for another

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Speaker 1: part hitting report from the I N N. I remember,

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Speaker 1: you can follow the show on social media at the

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show. Follow all of us individually. I'm jubal Fresh,

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Speaker 1: I meant that Drea's, I'm at Evan on the radio,

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Speaker 1: and I'm at Christian Gray Snows did Jebil show on demand?

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Speaker 1: It's another Jubilo Mornings that's twenties. Hello. Hey, this is

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Speaker 1: Court with compartments and we had to break the lock. Dude,

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Speaker 1: so sorry about that, but just know that everything's taking

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Speaker 1: care of and uh hopefully after the tent comes out

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Speaker 1: this place you can come back in. I'm sorry, what

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Speaker 1: is this regarding what do you mean? I mean, you

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Speaker 1: know the notice? What notice? I have no idea what

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Speaker 1: you're talking about. UM, Okay, my name's Court. I don't

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Speaker 1: think we've ever met, but like, yeah, I'm one of

631
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:38,720
Speaker 1: the maintenance guys in your apartment building. Your addresses four too?

632
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:45,040
Speaker 1: Oh yeah apartment, that's my apartment. Yeah, what's going on?

633
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:47,600
Speaker 1: I just called let you know. It's a care of it. Um,

634
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:49,960
Speaker 1: I had to break the lock though, because it wasn't

635
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:53,280
Speaker 1: open like we asked, and then you know everything, but

636
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:56,080
Speaker 1: hopefully we'll get it all figured out. So what are

637
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:58,440
Speaker 1: you taking care of? And why did you break my lock?

638
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:01,400
Speaker 1: What do you mean it was all and the notice? Dude?

639
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:03,720
Speaker 1: What notice are you talking about? I don't know about

640
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:06,600
Speaker 1: a notice. It was right the notice. I can't believe

641
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:09,080
Speaker 1: you didn't notice the notice. I'm sorry. That just sounds

642
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:11,040
Speaker 1: funny to me that I said that. But hey, you

643
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:12,920
Speaker 1: had to have known what was going on. There's no way.

644
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:15,600
Speaker 1: I don't even know how. Everybody I was told, everybody knew.

645
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:18,600
Speaker 1: What the fuck are you talking about? Man? Like I

646
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:20,440
Speaker 1: have no idea what's going on? Why would you break

647
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:27,120
Speaker 1: into my apartment? Because the notice that you failed to notice?

648
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:29,440
Speaker 1: I guess it's said to leave your doors on lock

649
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:32,440
Speaker 1: today and you have to vacate the premises for at

650
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:35,040
Speaker 1: least three weeks while we tent for the bedbugs. And

651
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:38,640
Speaker 1: unfortunately everybody's mattress has to be thrown out, so we

652
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:40,680
Speaker 1: had to go in and get your mattresses. It hasn't

653
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 1: been tinted yet, but we had to break the lock,

654
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:45,160
Speaker 1: so that's fine. We won't charge you for that, we'll

655
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:46,560
Speaker 1: put a new lock on. But I just had to

656
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 1: let you know. Well, you're you're telling me you took

657
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:52,480
Speaker 1: my mattress to everybody's mattress. Like, well, that's the thing

658
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:54,680
Speaker 1: with bedbugs, as soon as they're in there or they're there, man,

659
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:58,480
Speaker 1: Like we had my mattress. Yeah, but if you read

660
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:00,800
Speaker 1: the notice, we're going to reimbursh you for a new mattress.

661
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:03,120
Speaker 1: So that's cool. Like it's not gonna be any fancy thing, though,

662
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:06,160
Speaker 1: but mattress had every I had. I had things in

663
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 1: that mattress. You can't just bed bugs. Is probably because everybody,

664
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 1: because it's more than bed bugs, much more than bed bugs. Dude,

665
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:16,000
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you didn't know. I don't know who to

666
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:18,640
Speaker 1: talk to you about it. Uh, I don't know, but

667
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:20,760
Speaker 1: I'm just sorry. I don't care if you're sorry, we

668
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:23,640
Speaker 1: mean you're sorry. I have cash in my mattress. I know,

669
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:26,840
Speaker 1: I know, but it's uh, we had what was just

670
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:29,280
Speaker 1: what do you mean you know? I mean what he's

671
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:31,480
Speaker 1: talking about. What you took my cash? No, I didn't

672
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:36,600
Speaker 1: understand what you say. I had cash, cash cash English cash. Yeah,

673
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:39,200
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I know you took my cash. I took

674
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:41,360
Speaker 1: your mattress. I didn't know what happened. But you said,

675
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:42,760
Speaker 1: you said, you know, you said you know I had

676
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 1: cash in there? So what do you say? Yeah, I

677
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:49,200
Speaker 1: was confused. I took the mattress out because you know, buddy, Yeah,

678
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:52,360
Speaker 1: where's where's my Where's I didn't know that your mattress

679
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 1: had five thousand dollars in it. Okay, So I didn't

680
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:57,720
Speaker 1: know that, and I'm sorry about that. Maybe they'll reimburse you. Okay,

681
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:00,600
Speaker 1: how did you know there was five thousands there? Well,

682
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:02,480
Speaker 1: you told me there was cash in there, and so

683
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:05,400
Speaker 1: I was right, Yeah, Well, I meant I know about

684
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:08,279
Speaker 1: the mattress. I didn't mean that, you know, I said,

685
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:10,480
Speaker 1: I said there was cash. You said five thousand cash?

686
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:12,800
Speaker 1: How would you know unless unless you took my money? Oh?

687
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:16,440
Speaker 1: I mean, hey, I lucky, guess I guess. Um. Hey,

688
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:19,239
Speaker 1: I gotta run though, because um there's a few more

689
00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:22,440
Speaker 1: mattresses that I gotta get, So I'm gonna go. And

690
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:24,480
Speaker 1: then like I said, what's your name? What's your what's

691
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:28,479
Speaker 1: your name? Uh? Court? Court? What a weird name? Who's

692
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:31,040
Speaker 1: who named Court? I don't even know? Yeah, it's made

693
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:33,360
Speaker 1: up name. Uh? And I sounded really confusing, and I

694
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:34,799
Speaker 1: said that, and I should probably not do that next

695
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:36,320
Speaker 1: time because it sounded like I was making up that

696
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:38,759
Speaker 1: name Court, which I did, because this isn't Court, this

697
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:40,440
Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from the Jewel Shore doing a phone

698
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:45,280
Speaker 1: brank on you. What are you serious? Yes, your roommate

699
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:48,120
Speaker 1: Jared say you up. He said that you keep cashing

700
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:50,799
Speaker 1: your mattress. It's like in case you need it, and

701
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:54,279
Speaker 1: so your mattress is not gone. I did not take

702
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:56,799
Speaker 1: your five thousand dollars. And have you ever heard of

703
00:34:56,840 --> 00:35:02,240
Speaker 1: a bank I don't trust? Did you? Will show on demand?

704
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:06,200
Speaker 1: First day follow up. Park is on the phone today

705
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:08,040
Speaker 1: for a first date follow up and he's not getting

706
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:09,600
Speaker 1: a call back from a woman he went on a

707
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:12,200
Speaker 1: date with. Her name is Jennifer. And the reason that

708
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:14,680
Speaker 1: Mark thinks he's not getting a callback is I think

709
00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:16,759
Speaker 1: actually very understandable. Mark. If that's the reason you're not

710
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 1: getting a callback, I get why she's not calling you back.

711
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,879
Speaker 1: We'll get to that in a second, But first, Mark,

712
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:24,240
Speaker 1: how long has it been since you've heard from Jennifer.

713
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:28,080
Speaker 1: It's been four days since we went on our date, okay,

714
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:31,160
Speaker 1: And how many times have you reached out to her?

715
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:35,520
Speaker 1: In that four days, just twice. Nothing crazy. You know,

716
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:40,880
Speaker 1: I usually coming pretty hot after a date and communicate

717
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:42,560
Speaker 1: way too much right away. But I feel like I

718
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:44,600
Speaker 1: turned out for a new leaf for this one and

719
00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:47,480
Speaker 1: like played it a little bit cool. Okay, okay, nothing

720
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:51,120
Speaker 1: back at all? Nothing, No, okay, do you now, I

721
00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:52,920
Speaker 1: mean you could have played it too cool. Do you

722
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:57,680
Speaker 1: get ghosted a lot? Yeah? Yeah, oh, kind of ridiculous.

723
00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:03,600
Speaker 1: I was joking now that all feel bad. I mean,

724
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:05,640
Speaker 1: is there a reason you think you're being ghosted this time?

725
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:10,839
Speaker 1: I have a feeling it's because I can't swim very good.

726
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:17,319
Speaker 1: Oh you guys, I'm assuming what's swimming? Yeah? Well, I mean,

727
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:20,120
Speaker 1: you know, I at the time, I didn't think it

728
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:22,320
Speaker 1: would be weird, um weird. You know, we went on

729
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:25,040
Speaker 1: a date down by the water, so I brought my

730
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 1: life vest and just in case we went in. Oh,

731
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:33,080
Speaker 1: you own your own life Yeah. Oh it fits perfectly.

732
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:35,360
Speaker 1: It's like, you know, you get a custom one. Actually,

733
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,319
Speaker 1: it's very good. You went to the water and you

734
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:41,760
Speaker 1: can't swim, so you took your life vest with you. Yeah,

735
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:43,719
Speaker 1: well yeah, just in case you got in. You know,

736
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:47,120
Speaker 1: it was okay, Look, was it a dorky move. Yes,

737
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 1: would it save my life? Yeah? So yes, you know,

738
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:57,439
Speaker 1: super hard. And I thought it was like, hey, we're

739
00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:00,480
Speaker 1: both laughing together. But I guess maybe she was kind

740
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:03,040
Speaker 1: of laughing at me. I don't know. I can't dive,

741
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:05,880
Speaker 1: and that's gotten me a countless of our hours of times.

742
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:09,319
Speaker 1: She likes to try to teach me to time I

743
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:13,319
Speaker 1: don't anymore. That's true. She gets frustrated because I can't learn. Learn.

744
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:16,000
Speaker 1: I don't learn. She gave that. At least we spend

745
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:17,880
Speaker 1: some time together doing that. You know, it could be

746
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:19,359
Speaker 1: away for you guys to spend time. She could teach

747
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:21,239
Speaker 1: you to swim. So what would you do before you

748
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:25,319
Speaker 1: went swimming? Uh? Well, we were just kind of hanging out.

749
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:27,520
Speaker 1: I had a couple of drinks. You know, I was drinking,

750
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 1: she was drinking, and we're, you know, just honestly having

751
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:33,200
Speaker 1: a good time, just like at a bar or just yeah,

752
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:37,239
Speaker 1: we were drinking Mad Dog twenty twenty down by the

753
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:40,279
Speaker 1: train tracks. Yes, we were at a bar. When I

754
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:46,399
Speaker 1: said the first thing, I was like, that's cool. I like, well, maybe, yeah,

755
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:49,760
Speaker 1: I guess I am a door. Maybe maybe I should

756
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:52,520
Speaker 1: do that more often. I guess I really think maybe

757
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:55,719
Speaker 1: the reason she didn't get back in touch with me

758
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:58,480
Speaker 1: is because I told her, like, I haven't had a

759
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:00,920
Speaker 1: good date in a long time, and like I have

760
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 1: a like I have a lot of bad dates, and

761
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 1: did you open I don't know. Maybe she thought it

762
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:11,280
Speaker 1: was compathic or something. Yeah, that could be a red flag.

763
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:14,000
Speaker 1: They're like, oh my god, you're the best date ever.

764
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:15,759
Speaker 1: All of my dates end with fighting. You're like, wait

765
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:21,160
Speaker 1: a second, I'm seeing a common denominator here. Maybe yeah,

766
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:24,759
Speaker 1: all right, well I guess that's the reason. Yeah, let's

767
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:27,279
Speaker 1: salitage my own date. It could have been the life

768
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:29,279
Speaker 1: est that you brought because you can't swim, And it

769
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:30,640
Speaker 1: could have been the fact that you told her that

770
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:32,560
Speaker 1: you have a lot of bad dates and she's actually

771
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:34,600
Speaker 1: a good one for once. That might have been what

772
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:36,200
Speaker 1: did it for you? We'll try to find out though. Okay,

773
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:38,160
Speaker 1: we'll play a song come Back, and then we'll call

774
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:40,839
Speaker 1: Jennifer and see if one of those is the reason

775
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 1: she's not calling you back, and if it isn't, we'll

776
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:43,880
Speaker 1: try to get the real reason out of her and

777
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:45,239
Speaker 1: see if we can get you another date if you

778
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:49,000
Speaker 1: still want one after you hear the reason. Okay, yeah,

779
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:51,120
Speaker 1: thank you, we'll play a song, come back and get

780
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:53,200
Speaker 1: your fault, get your first date follow up. NeXT's a

781
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:55,840
Speaker 1: jewel show. She's still looking for the video of you.

782
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:59,520
Speaker 1: I'm watching you're watching the video of me learning to die,

783
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:05,880
Speaker 1: trying to learn how to dive. It's right in the

784
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:09,680
Speaker 1: middle of a first date. You look good now, No,

785
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:14,360
Speaker 1: thank you, I appreciate it. Well that's what I was

786
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:17,320
Speaker 1: going for. Thank you, Alex and I ramert if you

787
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:18,560
Speaker 1: didn't know that, we're in the middle of first date

788
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:21,120
Speaker 1: follow up And we talked to Mark, who's not gonna

789
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:23,080
Speaker 1: a call back from a woman named Jennifer. He said

790
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:24,560
Speaker 1: one of the reasons he thinks he's not getting a

791
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:26,640
Speaker 1: call back is because he doesn't how to swim, and

792
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:28,720
Speaker 1: they went swimming together and he brought a lighte fest.

793
00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:30,960
Speaker 1: He says that he was good spirited about it though

794
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,520
Speaker 1: then it was kind of a joke and I shared

795
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 1: with him that I can't dive, and Alex try to

796
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:36,360
Speaker 1: teach me to dive one time. So she's been watching

797
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:39,280
Speaker 1: the video ever since. Yeah, it is pretty bad. It's pathetic.

798
00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:43,759
Speaker 1: I mean I was crying. Yea. All the other reason

799
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:45,880
Speaker 1: that Mark thinks he's not getting a call back from Jennifer.

800
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:48,040
Speaker 1: Is also the fact that he shared with her that

801
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 1: this is the first good date he's been on in

802
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:51,799
Speaker 1: a while, and most estates are bad, so maybe he

803
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:54,120
Speaker 1: sounds like a problem. But either way, we're gonna call

804
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:55,600
Speaker 1: her see if we can find out the real reason,

805
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:57,480
Speaker 1: and then see if we can get him another date.

806
00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:01,279
Speaker 1: All right, Mark, are you ready? I'm ready? Also, I

807
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:03,680
Speaker 1: gotta see that video. I mean, if you're a pathetic

808
00:40:03,719 --> 00:40:06,399
Speaker 1: and you're married, then maybe maybe I have a chance.

809
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:09,600
Speaker 1: All right, Yeah, we'll put it up. It'll be and

810
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:10,960
Speaker 1: it's on at the Jewels Show. We'll put it up

811
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,759
Speaker 1: after this first day fall up. So anyway, all right,

812
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:26,640
Speaker 1: here we go. I'm gonna doll Jennifer's phone. I'm right now. Hello, Hi,

813
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:30,960
Speaker 1: may I speak to Jennifer please? Yeah, this is Jennifer. Hey, Jennifer,

814
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:33,279
Speaker 1: how are you? My name is Jebel and this is

815
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:35,359
Speaker 1: a radio show called The Jewel Show. And my name

816
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:38,160
Speaker 1: is Alex from The Jewel Show. It's a radio show

817
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 1: called The Jewel Show. And my name is English Evan

818
00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:41,759
Speaker 1: from the Jewel Show. It's a radio show called The

819
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:44,359
Speaker 1: Jewel Show. Dan, I'm Christian Grace Snow. It's a radio show. Wait,

820
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:52,799
Speaker 1: I'm messed up? How are you? Jennifer? Fine? Why can

821
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:54,840
Speaker 1: I help you? Guys like, I'm I guess I'm a

822
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:58,319
Speaker 1: little confused. We're calling you today because you went on

823
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:03,880
Speaker 1: a date with a guy named Craig. Is that right? Mark? Mark?

824
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:07,000
Speaker 1: You went on a date with a guy named Mark,

825
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:10,040
Speaker 1: and Mark emailed us because you haven't been calling him

826
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:16,240
Speaker 1: back and he wants to know why. Oh okay, so Mark, Okay,

827
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:18,120
Speaker 1: Mark called you and wants to know why I'm not

828
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:19,840
Speaker 1: calling him. Yes, it's the thing we do on the

829
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:21,360
Speaker 1: show that's called the first date follow up. If you

830
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:23,359
Speaker 1: go out on a date with someone end up ghosting them,

831
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:25,600
Speaker 1: they can email us to get you on the phone

832
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:30,960
Speaker 1: and go what happened? And that's why we're so what happened? Um?

833
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:38,799
Speaker 1: I mean, he's an ass, is what happened? Went out?

834
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:41,399
Speaker 1: He took me on the state like kind of down

835
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:43,680
Speaker 1: by the water. Yeah, he told us that you guys

836
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:46,520
Speaker 1: went down to the water and went swimming. He didn't

837
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:49,000
Speaker 1: describe it like he was a hole though. He seemed

838
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:52,040
Speaker 1: quite kind of nice when we spoke to him. Yeah. Oh,

839
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:53,920
Speaker 1: so he must not have told you that he was

840
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:57,200
Speaker 1: just checking out literally every single girl who walked by.

841
00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:00,160
Speaker 1: I know, Oh no he didn't. Are you serious? Is

842
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:07,360
Speaker 1: that's so cringey? It's literally every single one. Yeah. Also

843
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:09,800
Speaker 1: see how old is? He also brought a life jacket

844
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:15,040
Speaker 1: to go swimming. Oh Like I was like, yeah, okay. Well,

845
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 1: firstly you're like okay, that's that's kind of cute and like, okay,

846
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:19,319
Speaker 1: you can't swim, I'm not going to judge you. But

847
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:23,960
Speaker 1: then after I just saw him like floating there checking

848
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:27,280
Speaker 1: out literally every woman on the beach. It was just like, okay,

849
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:29,360
Speaker 1: this is actually really creepy, Like how bad was he

850
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:33,320
Speaker 1: checking him out? He could not look me in the eye,

851
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:35,680
Speaker 1: like we'd I would be talking to him and he

852
00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:41,120
Speaker 1: would be looking everywhere but me. Wow, I mean, did

853
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:42,440
Speaker 1: you say anything about it? I mean that would be

854
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:45,520
Speaker 1: weird to say, um no. I mean I kind of

855
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:48,239
Speaker 1: made a joke like you know, if I said something

856
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:50,239
Speaker 1: he didn't hear me or wasn't paying attention, I would

857
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:53,000
Speaker 1: be like, hello, are you who? Are you on a

858
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:56,760
Speaker 1: date with here? Ha ha, And he was like oh yeah, sorry.

859
00:42:57,200 --> 00:43:00,680
Speaker 1: But after a while, it's just it's awkward, Yeah, having

860
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:03,440
Speaker 1: to be like okay, I'm basically forcing you to pay

861
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:06,279
Speaker 1: attention to me right, yeah. But it is super creepy though,

862
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:07,759
Speaker 1: And I could see how that'd be a turn off.

863
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:10,200
Speaker 1: If I was out on a date and the person

864
00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:12,400
Speaker 1: I was with the checking everybody else out, I'd be like,

865
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:16,399
Speaker 1: are you even interesting? Like people people check other people out,

866
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:20,560
Speaker 1: like that's fine. But Mark was like, oh, I haven't

867
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:22,120
Speaker 1: been on such you know, I haven't been on a

868
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:24,799
Speaker 1: good date in such a long time. Blah blah blah,

869
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:28,480
Speaker 1: you know, And meanwhile he is acting so desperate checking

870
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:30,720
Speaker 1: out all these women when I'm like, you are literally

871
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:34,080
Speaker 1: on a date right now with me, Like I I'm

872
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:36,120
Speaker 1: your only hope here, buddy, Like why are you not

873
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:38,319
Speaker 1: paying attention to me? At one point on the date,

874
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:40,400
Speaker 1: like I told him this like kind a long story,

875
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:43,560
Speaker 1: and he wasn't even looking at me, and I was like,

876
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:45,920
Speaker 1: are you listening. He looks back at me, he goes, oh,

877
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:47,839
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I didn't hear what you said. I've been

878
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:52,960
Speaker 1: talking for like five minutes. Okay, it's understandable. I guess. Yeah.

879
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:54,440
Speaker 1: He thought it was maybe that he thought it was

880
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:57,160
Speaker 1: the life fest, or the fact that he said he

881
00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:58,919
Speaker 1: had had a lot of bad dates before he thought

882
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:00,840
Speaker 1: those were the reasons, But aparently it's the fact that

883
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:03,560
Speaker 1: he's looking for another day while he's on one terrible.

884
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:05,720
Speaker 1: You've all had a lot of bad dates. That's fine,

885
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:09,560
Speaker 1: and like I said, him not knowing how to swim whatever,

886
00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:14,080
Speaker 1: it's it's totally fine. But him just like basically floating

887
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:16,440
Speaker 1: in the middle of water and checking out every single

888
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:18,640
Speaker 1: person on the beach was just it's too much. You

889
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:25,760
Speaker 1: know what else is interesting about him? Wow, he's actually

890
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:27,319
Speaker 1: on the phone listening and wants to talk to you.

891
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, I can't even believe that. I was

892
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:39,160
Speaker 1: not just like gawking at other women. That's crazy. Come on,

893
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:44,719
Speaker 1: I don't even know. I don't even know what to

894
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:47,000
Speaker 1: say right now. I don't know. I mean, well, I

895
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:52,480
Speaker 1: mean everyone's wearing bikinis. Okay, you're wearing like almost nothing,

896
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:56,040
Speaker 1: you know, even your eyes are gone. You're not gonna

897
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:58,400
Speaker 1: look at the guy with washboard adds, right, come on,

898
00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:01,600
Speaker 1: it's like U you're just gonna peak your eyes, just

899
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:03,919
Speaker 1: dart for one place to another. It's that I wasn't

900
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:07,600
Speaker 1: trying to slight you know, we're just looking around. There

901
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:09,200
Speaker 1: was a lot of discuses, a lot of going on.

902
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take a quick peek. I'm not gonna stare

903
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:18,440
Speaker 1: at it for five minutes straight like no, and I'm

904
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:20,920
Speaker 1: not going to do it while you were actively talking

905
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:25,359
Speaker 1: to me, absolutely not, like no, you need to learn

906
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:28,919
Speaker 1: to be more like fly because like, yeah, okay, maybe

907
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:30,839
Speaker 1: I'll take a few pieces here or there, but not

908
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:34,120
Speaker 1: like so obviously you are just doing it. You're doing

909
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:37,640
Speaker 1: it all wrong. You no wonder you have trouble meeting

910
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:40,600
Speaker 1: in the past. I mean, I can't, I can't. This

911
00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:43,000
Speaker 1: is how I can't believe you're being so mean to

912
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:46,600
Speaker 1: me about like something like so so simple. You know,

913
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:54,080
Speaker 1: it's just a misunderstanding, and you're just misunderstanding. I understand you.

914
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:56,239
Speaker 1: You just wanted to be with everyone but me, and

915
00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:58,480
Speaker 1: that's why I didn't call you back. I don't obviously,

916
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:00,839
Speaker 1: I'm wasting your time. And you didn't even know how

917
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:02,400
Speaker 1: to You didn't even know to disguise the mark, and

918
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:04,680
Speaker 1: me like, oo, look at that bikini she's wearing. At

919
00:46:04,719 --> 00:46:06,680
Speaker 1: that that thing is disgusting, isn't it. Let's look at

920
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:09,480
Speaker 1: that for a while, Let's talk about it. That's terrible

921
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:10,799
Speaker 1: thing in the back of it. That's got to be

922
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:14,239
Speaker 1: horrible too. I don't want to look at or talk

923
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:17,120
Speaker 1: about other women's bodies period, Like, you should be interested

924
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:19,440
Speaker 1: in my body. Right, you're on a date with me

925
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:21,920
Speaker 1: and that's it. Okay, I forgave the fact that you

926
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:26,160
Speaker 1: were literally in a life vest. You should be able

927
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:28,520
Speaker 1: to focus on me and make me feel good for

928
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:31,200
Speaker 1: you know, at least ten minutes, you may as well

929
00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:34,319
Speaker 1: have been wearing a life vest. You know. What is that? Oh?

930
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:36,759
Speaker 1: Oh that was rude. That's all right. Well I'm gonna

931
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:38,360
Speaker 1: ask a question now. This is a perfect time to

932
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:40,040
Speaker 1: ask it. Would you like to go on another date

933
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:44,520
Speaker 1: with Mark? Jennifer will pay for it? No? Absolutely, you

934
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:46,560
Speaker 1: literally cannot pay me to hang out with him again.

935
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:52,359
Speaker 1: Oh man, all right, well makes but that makes two

936
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:56,360
Speaker 1: of us. Uh yeah, I'll check out some other chicks.

937
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:02,920
Speaker 1: But actually, look good, Look, I'm good. You're a you're

938
00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:06,279
Speaker 1: a mean. You're mean, you're a you're a butteth head,

939
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:09,279
Speaker 1: you're a butt face. You're mean? And how we know

940
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:12,440
Speaker 1: why you're saying? Okay? Mark, that reminds of my childhood.

941
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:17,600
Speaker 1: I'm triggered. Face. I couldn't say butt face when I

942
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:19,080
Speaker 1: was a kid, but I can say butt head. Why

943
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:22,839
Speaker 1: couldn't you say about face? My parents wouldn't let me right,

944
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:24,680
Speaker 1: That's what I thought. I was like, what's the difference

945
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:28,279
Speaker 1: is Okay? Butt face? Well, you know what, you're an

946
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:30,279
Speaker 1: adult now. You can say butt face whenever you want.

947
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:33,920
Speaker 1: I just don't want to. The Jewels Show on demand

948
00:47:35,239 --> 00:47:45,920
Speaker 1: jubils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hi, Hello, Hi, Hi? What's up?

949
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:49,919
Speaker 1: You have a dirty little secret? Yes? I do? Then

950
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:55,799
Speaker 1: you called the right radio show? What's your dirty little secret? Why?

951
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:59,839
Speaker 1: Dirty little secret is? Uh? I've turned into a base

952
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:05,280
Speaker 1: secret now, so it's like grown over time. Okay, Okay.

953
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:09,400
Speaker 1: My husband and I we've been married for eight and

954
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:13,560
Speaker 1: a half years now, and I've got him thinking he

955
00:48:13,719 --> 00:48:18,359
Speaker 1: is just the man in bed. It's great. It's just

956
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:23,040
Speaker 1: that I've got him thinking that he you know, over

957
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:27,279
Speaker 1: and over and you can make it feel like you

958
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:32,759
Speaker 1: know something lord. And I know women do this a lot,

959
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:36,120
Speaker 1: but like, honestly, it's more you're doing men and yourself.

960
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:38,160
Speaker 1: I think more of a favor if you're just honest,

961
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:40,960
Speaker 1: the right dude would like to work hard to help

962
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:42,960
Speaker 1: you go the extra mile. But if you if you're

963
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:46,040
Speaker 1: faking it, actually you're screwing yourself over because they think

964
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:48,880
Speaker 1: they're doing a great job every single time. Well, I mean,

965
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:50,840
Speaker 1: are you just doing this like pump up a confidence

966
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:55,200
Speaker 1: or no? I agree, Like I wish that I could

967
00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:58,080
Speaker 1: go back in time and not have daked it, because

968
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:03,879
Speaker 1: I would like to, you know, actually reach get there

969
00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:06,359
Speaker 1: because he doesn't know. Yeah, now you have to come

970
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:07,799
Speaker 1: clean with him and tell him that if you're lying.

971
00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:09,319
Speaker 1: Alex and I are married, and one of the things

972
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:11,600
Speaker 1: that I've always loved about her is she'll shoot you

973
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:16,400
Speaker 1: straight no matter what. When we first started doing herself together,

974
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:19,080
Speaker 1: I would be like, did you and She's like no.

975
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:23,200
Speaker 1: It wasn't like bad. It was just like in my mind,

976
00:49:23,239 --> 00:49:25,000
Speaker 1: I'm just like, all right, the next time it's on. Yeah,

977
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:29,200
Speaker 1: you know, come on, girl, how long have you been

978
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:33,880
Speaker 1: faking it? Yeah? With the guy the whole time? Nice,

979
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:36,680
Speaker 1: there's a long time. I mean, I do reach in

980
00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:41,759
Speaker 1: a In other ways, that's a bummer could for her

981
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:45,319
Speaker 1: on how like, Hey, it's your phone's just a little

982
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:56,640
Speaker 1: hard to hear. You're getting us almost there, we can

983
00:49:56,719 --> 00:50:02,120
Speaker 1: almost here all the way so clarse, so far away almost.

984
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:08,359
Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that. Yeah, it seems to just like

985
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:11,080
Speaker 1: I didn't I wasn't lying about it, you know, I

986
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:14,719
Speaker 1: was just toning the truth. Then it kind of went

987
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:16,680
Speaker 1: on for a while to where you know, he was

988
00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:18,920
Speaker 1: starting to get defeated. I felt like, I felt like

989
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:22,000
Speaker 1: he was like, you know, damn, like you know, I'm

990
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:25,399
Speaker 1: just not doing the job, you know, And and so

991
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:29,839
Speaker 1: I just started taking it. And then I have done

992
00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:32,719
Speaker 1: it now for way too long. And I would love

993
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:35,920
Speaker 1: to come clean about it. Actually, but for sure, you know,

994
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:38,200
Speaker 1: it's gone on for that long. It's like, how do

995
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:41,640
Speaker 1: you see that? I don't want to make him feel

996
00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:43,560
Speaker 1: even more defeated, But was there a guy before him

997
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:45,840
Speaker 1: that managed to get you there? That was my question?

998
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:51,160
Speaker 1: You know, no, oh, okay, okay, okay, I didn't reach that.

999
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:53,759
Speaker 1: Get the wand get the wand you know it's a

1000
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:55,839
Speaker 1: white wand get the wand for both of you, Yeah,

1001
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:59,640
Speaker 1: there's some fun stuff you can um the wand can't

1002
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:04,359
Speaker 1: get you both. It's magical. Like, you know, maybe I'm

1003
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:07,960
Speaker 1: like thinking of halfway coming through well to what real quick,

1004
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:11,520
Speaker 1: real quick? I don't think that, you know, I think

1005
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:15,600
Speaker 1: maybe it could be more intense. So maybe, you know,

1006
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:19,839
Speaker 1: maybe we need to start trying different things and you know,

1007
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:23,840
Speaker 1: kind of coming trying to come clean with them and

1008
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:26,239
Speaker 1: making them realize that you know I have been a

1009
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:29,279
Speaker 1: little bit of a bibber. Yeah, well come clean, and

1010
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:31,480
Speaker 1: you guys can figure out a fun way to spice

1011
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:34,360
Speaker 1: things up a little bit. All right, thank you, thank you?

1012
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:45,680
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, finish, finish, she said, she said, She's like,

1013
00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:51,760
Speaker 1: I can't finish in the bedroom. I'm going to finish

1014
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 1: that show on demand. Feel worse if nobody showed up

1015
00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:59,040
Speaker 1: to your wedding or your funeral? Yeah, definitely my funeral,

1016
00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:01,680
Speaker 1: your own funeral, absolutely, because I don't care if anybody

1017
00:52:01,719 --> 00:52:03,440
Speaker 1: shows up to my wedding, but my funeral, that means

1018
00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:06,960
Speaker 1: that I was a really terrible person. Alex and I

1019
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:08,319
Speaker 1: am married. If you didn't know that, and that's true.

1020
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:10,120
Speaker 1: We had like five people at our wedding. Yeah, we

1021
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:14,160
Speaker 1: whittled down the guest list really far like that though intimate. Yeah,

1022
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:15,759
Speaker 1: it was five though. If they didn't show up, you

1023
00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:19,520
Speaker 1: would have felt terrible after inviting. I don't think it'd

1024
00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:23,560
Speaker 1: been nice. Yeah, sweet, nobody's here. It's quiet, this is fun,

1025
00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:25,759
Speaker 1: hanging out just me and you and get married. Could

1026
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:29,800
Speaker 1: do things we do on the nights we get married. Okay,

1027
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 1: so the funeral for you, yes, all right, for sure.

1028
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:34,279
Speaker 1: I don't care about the funeral because I'm gone, then,

1029
00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:35,840
Speaker 1: like I don't I'm not going to be able to

1030
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:38,600
Speaker 1: see anyone if you could at my wedding though, if

1031
00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:42,160
Speaker 1: there's no one there, I know people wait me they

1032
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:44,040
Speaker 1: were busy, because that's like supposed to be the best

1033
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:46,640
Speaker 1: days of your life as well. I mean, a funeral's

1034
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:48,160
Speaker 1: got to be one of the worst. Right you're dead,

1035
00:52:48,239 --> 00:52:52,160
Speaker 1: I never knows how your life has been or not.

1036
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:59,600
Speaker 1: I'm sure family put you in a good outfit. Don't

1037
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:02,240
Speaker 1: do that, can I be honest? I'm a little torn, Okay,

1038
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:04,640
Speaker 1: So there could be a good reason if no one's

1039
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:06,760
Speaker 1: at your funeral. It means you outlived all the people

1040
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:11,040
Speaker 1: you like. Okay with that? But and also I want

1041
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:13,080
Speaker 1: people to come to my wedding because I want some gifts.

1042
00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:17,439
Speaker 1: Ya torn, Like I want people at my wedding because

1043
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:19,359
Speaker 1: I want gifts. But I also wouldn't mind no one

1044
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:21,160
Speaker 1: being at my at my funeral because that means I

1045
00:53:21,160 --> 00:53:25,640
Speaker 1: outlived all y'all had no friends. We're gonna go with

1046
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:30,080
Speaker 1: the first one. When I asked the question, my original

1047
00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:32,319
Speaker 1: answer changed. I was gonna say that I would be

1048
00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:35,720
Speaker 1: more upset if people didn't show up to my wedding

1049
00:53:35,719 --> 00:53:37,560
Speaker 1: because people didn't show to my funeral. I was thinking about.

1050
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:38,719
Speaker 1: I was like, well, that means I probably lived a

1051
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:40,120
Speaker 1: full life, pissed a lot of people off, and that's

1052
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:43,600
Speaker 1: a good thing. But then I thought about him, like, wait,

1053
00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:45,839
Speaker 1: I would be disappointed if more people didn't show up

1054
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:48,200
Speaker 1: to my funeral. I would because my wedding. I've got

1055
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:49,600
Speaker 1: the one person that I want to be at my

1056
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:52,120
Speaker 1: wedding and that's my wife. Yeah that she was at

1057
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:56,279
Speaker 1: wedding and it was great. I'm glad she was there. Yeah,

1058
00:53:57,560 --> 00:54:03,239
Speaker 1: it was great. It was God. So that was That's

1059
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:05,680
Speaker 1: all I need there. But I would want more people

1060
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:07,600
Speaker 1: at my funeral because it's going to be a show.

1061
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:10,960
Speaker 1: I've told you before, I want to I forgot that,

1062
00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:12,560
Speaker 1: you'll go now. I've got all kinds of plants for

1063
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:15,359
Speaker 1: my funeral. It's gonna be a great show. He's gonna

1064
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:18,880
Speaker 1: leave with me if I all live him. Yeah, people,

1065
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:22,120
Speaker 1: I want Alex to plan the Marionette Show with more.

1066
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:24,040
Speaker 1: What you want me to do with your ashes? And yeah,

1067
00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:25,880
Speaker 1: that's why. That's kind of why I'm doing it, Like

1068
00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:28,160
Speaker 1: after my funeral, Well, at my funeral, it will be

1069
00:54:28,239 --> 00:54:31,080
Speaker 1: unveiled that my ashes have been put into mister potato head,

1070
00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:33,160
Speaker 1: and everybody comes. Everybody gets to walk by the mister

1071
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:35,680
Speaker 1: potato head and change the expression one more. I'm sorry

1072
00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:38,200
Speaker 1: to break it to you because the ashes are going

1073
00:54:38,239 --> 00:54:40,120
Speaker 1: to fall out of like the holes. That's just not

1074
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:42,120
Speaker 1: a good time to be a special Mister Potatoe had

1075
00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:45,759
Speaker 1: earned that. It's got to be yew about you make

1076
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:47,359
Speaker 1: it up before you die, and it's going to be

1077
00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:51,439
Speaker 1: It's gonna be huge, too, way bigger than it doesn't

1078
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:53,640
Speaker 1: need to be. Many. He's going to be in a

1079
00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:55,560
Speaker 1: park somewhere and given to my wife so she can

1080
00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:57,319
Speaker 1: put it somewhere in the house, so she can walk

1081
00:54:57,320 --> 00:54:59,160
Speaker 1: by it every day and see me smile or frown.

1082
00:54:59,239 --> 00:55:01,160
Speaker 1: And sometimes I might have mustache, sometimes I might be

1083
00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:02,840
Speaker 1: wearing glasses. Should go you look cute today, and I

1084
00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:05,480
Speaker 1: won't say anythingcase I'll be mister potato ahead. No, oh

1085
00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:12,879
Speaker 1: my gosh, okay, can I die before you, Julia? Would

1086
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:14,480
Speaker 1: you rather have nobody show up to your wedding or

1087
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:16,879
Speaker 1: your funeral? I'd be more upset if someone didn't show

1088
00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:22,600
Speaker 1: it to my funeral because I'm sorry wedding. Oh, I mean,

1089
00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:25,280
Speaker 1: I'd already be dead at my funeral, so I wouldn't

1090
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:28,480
Speaker 1: really care. That was what if you do know? The

1091
00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:30,880
Speaker 1: afterlife is a thing, y'all. You could be watching it,

1092
00:55:31,239 --> 00:55:35,960
Speaker 1: watching from space or something. But you are so funeral like, look,

1093
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:39,560
Speaker 1: I'm closed minded mind all right. You're a stone to though,

1094
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:42,600
Speaker 1: so that's why you probably believe that. I disagree, but

1095
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:48,279
Speaker 1: that's fine. Have a wonderful day. Hey, Garrett, would you

1096
00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:50,360
Speaker 1: be more upset if nobody showed up to your wedding

1097
00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:52,960
Speaker 1: or your funeral? Definitely more upset if nobody showed up

1098
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:56,399
Speaker 1: to my funeral. Oh my god, I agree. Well, I mean,

1099
00:55:56,520 --> 00:55:59,879
Speaker 1: if it's my wedding, she's happy, I'm happy. Who cares exactly?

1100
00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:02,759
Speaker 1: But at the end of my life, if you know,

1101
00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:05,520
Speaker 1: nobody shows up to my funeral, then that's kind of sad.

1102
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:07,040
Speaker 1: You would be able to see you would be able

1103
00:56:07,080 --> 00:56:09,440
Speaker 1: to see yourself at your funeral from above. I don't

1104
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:11,080
Speaker 1: believe that. If there's gonna be there, it's like, Wow,

1105
00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:14,480
Speaker 1: I really suck. I mean, do you actually think that

1106
00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:16,480
Speaker 1: that's true? Because Alex is a stoner and that's why

1107
00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:20,160
Speaker 1: she's saying that. Why do you keep saying that, I mean,

1108
00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:21,919
Speaker 1: being a stoner, I'm probably gonna have more people show

1109
00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:25,600
Speaker 1: up in my funeral because I'm cool and he's still

1110
00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:30,600
Speaker 1: being a good movie. Do you believe that you'll be

1111
00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:32,640
Speaker 1: able to see your funeral from above once you pass

1112
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:34,920
Speaker 1: or below? I sure hope. So it's going to be

1113
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:37,359
Speaker 1: a big party. So that's why most people that didn't

1114
00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:39,239
Speaker 1: shops at the wedding then they're not in minded at

1115
00:56:39,239 --> 00:56:41,080
Speaker 1: the funeral. There you go. Oh, your funeral is going

1116
00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:43,239
Speaker 1: to be a policy? Is it like jubils? Because he's

1117
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:44,960
Speaker 1: going to be in a mister potato head? Is it

1118
00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:47,399
Speaker 1: going to be similar to that? Oh no, no, no,

1119
00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:50,640
Speaker 1: There'll just be a lot of drinking. I don't get

1120
00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:53,040
Speaker 1: me wrong. I'll be in a mister potato head. I'll

1121
00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:54,960
Speaker 1: have my ashes in a mister potato head at my funeral.

1122
00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:57,440
Speaker 1: It will be drinking, though, like you will be pouring

1123
00:56:57,440 --> 00:57:00,799
Speaker 1: out all. I'll be having a good time a little

1124
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:03,560
Speaker 1: to his mouth, my mistre dead head. Mouth is gonna

1125
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:06,600
Speaker 1: be sagging at some point because I'll be hammered. My

1126
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Speaker 1: eyes are put in, but they're both sideways. The Jewels

1127
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Speaker 1: Show on demand