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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's making fitness fun again with

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Speaker 1: a new invention, the Netflix treadmill. Oh, it only plays

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Speaker 1: your show if you keep running.

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Speaker 2: Ah, that's actually really smart.

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Speaker 1: Man who wins RuPaul's drag race? Better start sprinting.

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Speaker 2: I get like five minutes.

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Speaker 1: Show Laser Stories this segment where we read weird news

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Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except

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Speaker 1: we've got a laser. There's other binge batties, just don't.

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Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of Puerto Rico. Fine,

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Speaker 1: when you're on open water outside the continental US, there's

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Speaker 1: certain cruise lines that provide casinos to let their guests

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Speaker 1: gamble and have a little fun.

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Speaker 3: Carnival Does I think that they even do that on

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Speaker 3: the rivers in the US.

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Speaker 1: One of the ones that does it out on the

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Speaker 1: ocean is Royal Caribbean, and a man named Jorge Alta

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Speaker 1: was on one of their ships last weekend, living it up.

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Speaker 2: Okay, maybe a.

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Speaker 1: Little too much, because at one point he found himself

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Speaker 1: in debt almost seventeen grand damn.

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Speaker 3: Whoa dude, that's when you put your loss man.

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Speaker 2: Friend, unless you're like a millionaire.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well he he either didn't have the money to

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Speaker 1: pay him back or didn't want to did.

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Speaker 3: It would feel like I mean, I'm sorry, if you

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Speaker 3: were on a cruise ship, it wouldn't feel like real money.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 2: They gave me chips. Yeah, that's how they get you.

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Speaker 1: So he did the next best thing, and he jumped overboard.

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Speaker 2: That's not a good escapebok.

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Speaker 1: He was caught on surveillance camera going into the water

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Speaker 1: near the shore where he was picked up by a

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Speaker 1: couple of people.

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Speaker 2: On jet skis, and so they were that close. It

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Speaker 2: seemed like he arranged it.

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Speaker 3: Made a couple of calls.

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Speaker 2: You can break some bones jumping off.

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Speaker 3: A cruise like buddy again, he got to stop jumping

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Speaker 3: off these boats.

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Speaker 1: In the end, the authorities didn't have any trouble tracking

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Speaker 1: him down.

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Speaker 2: He was arrested and.

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Speaker 1: Is now facing two hundred and fifty thousand dollars in

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Speaker 1: fines and up to five years in prison.

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Speaker 3: That math did not sway in his way.

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Speaker 1: So now he owes around fifteen times what he lost

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Speaker 1: at the casino dud.

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Speaker 2: What if he collects it all, puts it all on

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Speaker 2: black Oh, it's a good idea. He doubles it, pays

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Speaker 2: it back now.

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Speaker 3: He's up to Now we're in Jo's brain car tit

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Speaker 3: for what it's worth.

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Speaker 1: Though, when they found him on shore, he did have

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Speaker 1: fourteen thousand dollars cash on him, so he could have

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Speaker 1: paid most of it back at the time.

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Speaker 2: Give him like thirteen k keep one and be like,

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Speaker 2: I'll pay the rest of the life.

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Speaker 3: Would be so nurse to jump with that much cash

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Speaker 3: in my part, weirdo.

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Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of Breakfast Headquarters. Wouldn't

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Speaker 1: it be awesome to live like the Flintstones, power our

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Speaker 1: cars with our feet and pay for everything with rocks?

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Speaker 2: Rent with rocks is a good thing?

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Speaker 1: Uh huh? That last part is now a reality thanks

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Speaker 1: to Fruity Pebbles. They just announced their fans can pay

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Speaker 1: with literal rocks for a box of their cereal. It's

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Speaker 1: all part of the Pebbles Pay Tour and it'll make

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Speaker 1: stops at four Walmart locations in different cities.

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Speaker 2: Then love the graphic.

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Speaker 3: It shows just a hand holding a couple of pebbles

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Speaker 3: and it says bring rocks, get pebbles.

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Speaker 1: So if you want to buy one a handful of pebbles,

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Speaker 1: rocks or stones will be the only currency excepted for

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Speaker 1: a free box of fruity or cocoa pebbles.

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Speaker 2: Hasty, I gotta be specific what kind of rock.

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Speaker 1: I will get into that in just a second. But

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Speaker 1: the point is if you walk into a normal grocery

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Speaker 1: store and hand the cashier a handful of gravel, it

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Speaker 1: won't work.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's a good thing to definitely established.

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Speaker 1: You can only use stones as cash at the Pebble

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Speaker 1: pay tour location.

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Speaker 3: You know what, I show up and be like, sorry, man,

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Speaker 3: that's not enough stones.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Those places are Rock Hills, South Carolina, Little Rock, Arkansas,

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Speaker 1: Round Rock, Texas, I see what they do. And Bentonville, Arkansas.

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Speaker 1: So three out of the four cities of the tour

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Speaker 1: in the name. Make sure what happened with that last one?

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Speaker 2: What more rock city?

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Speaker 3: Like? Even Boulder, Colorado would be a great stuck.

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Speaker 1: But then it's pretty much it gets cheesy at that point,

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Speaker 1: Jump the shark. The Fruity Pebbles team does have some

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Speaker 1: rules about the stones though, and the rule is no

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Speaker 1: large boulders.

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Speaker 2: The Boulder would be disqualified. We would confuse people.

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Speaker 1: I see.

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Speaker 3: That's why they didn't go with it.

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Speaker 1: They're only going to be accepting rocks that fit in

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Speaker 1: the palm of your hand, and those collected during the

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Speaker 1: tour will be donated to local parks and recreation departments.

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Speaker 3: Do you mean they were thrown out in the back

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Speaker 3: and to a park.

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Speaker 2: I would want to park in the parking lot in

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Speaker 2: case they throw rocks around.

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Speaker 1: There is a desperate shortage of rocks in this country

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Speaker 1: and we need as many donated as possible.

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Speaker 2: They do.

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Speaker 3: Jeff has found his cause.

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Speaker 1: I really hope Frosted Flakes does this with Dan Driff

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Speaker 1: some flakes for Flip.

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Speaker 2: Let's get on it. We're gonna go to your.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to your next laser story out of the

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Speaker 1: Far East. If you walk into a public bathroom in China,

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Speaker 1: there's a chance you'll have to watch an ad in

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Speaker 1: order to get toilet paper.

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean that's like some places like in Latin America.

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Speaker 3: You go, do you have to pay to use the

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Speaker 2: Japan?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Bathroom? Yeah, and pay extra for toilet paper.

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Speaker 1: There's a real thing. There's a video going viral that

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Speaker 1: shows how it works. You can scan a QR code

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Speaker 1: that plays an AD on your phone, and then afterwards

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Speaker 1: the machine spits out a modest amount of TP okay,

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Speaker 1: like six squares, So if you need more, you have

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Speaker 1: to watch another ad.

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Speaker 3: If you ate from the wrong street food vendor the

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Speaker 3: night before, you're gonna be watching a lot of commercials. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And also, if you don't want to watch an ad,

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Speaker 1: there is an option to pay a few cents for

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Speaker 1: toilet paper instead. Here you go, But it looks like

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Speaker 1: you have to pay with your phone, so if you

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Speaker 1: don't have it on you, you are out of luck.

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Speaker 2: Hold on, can I watch the ads while I'm going?

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Speaker 2: Because if that's the case, it's pre entertainment.

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Speaker 3: You're watching anyway.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, Oh, we'll see the next out. I'm get

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Speaker 2: next toilet paper. Let's go to your next laser story.

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Speaker 1: Out of celebrity Corner, the Emmys go down Sunday night,

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Speaker 1: and of all the nominated series in all the categories,

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Speaker 1: Americans watched one show way more than any of the others.

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Speaker 3: Oh interesting, I haven't really been keeping track of who

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Speaker 3: got nominated.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're you're not gonna believe what it was talking

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Speaker 1: about the TV show Survivor. Wow, the most watched show

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Speaker 1: in all of America is Survivor. It's up first, figure

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Speaker 1: the ratio, It's up for Outstanding Reality Competition Series. And

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Speaker 1: you may not have even known it was still on.

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Speaker 2: Like Brook, but it racked up four episodes.

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Speaker 1: The New Ones racked up four hundred and sixty two

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Speaker 1: million total viewing hours. The second most watched show didn't

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Speaker 1: even get half of that, The White Lotus, which is

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Speaker 1: up for Outstanding drum on a Series.

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Speaker 3: The White Lotus didn't even get half of the viewership

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Speaker 3: that The Survivor got.

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Speaker 1: No, it only had two hundred and ten million hours.

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Speaker 1: Outstanding Comedy Series nominee ABVID Elementary. Oh I love that

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Speaker 1: show that was third with one hundred and eighty four

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Speaker 1: million hours. Close Only Murders in the Building was fourth

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Speaker 1: with one hundred and fifty nine million. Yeah, and then

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Speaker 1: Severance rounds out the top five with one fifty seven So.

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Speaker 3: The most talked about shows of the least watched is

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Speaker 3: that what you're telling you?

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Speaker 2: That's what it feels like.

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Speaker 3: There's got to be like four old dudes that just

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Speaker 3: love Survivor and have not spaid any other time.

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Speaker 1: But that it's possible. But what's America watching these days

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Speaker 1: that's not being tracked? Yeah? Maybe video of this guy

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Speaker 1: on YouTube. I think youtubes are being trapped. Well, this

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Speaker 1: is audio came in the Big Brother House, opening up

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Speaker 1: the shoe closet while everybody's sleeping.

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Speaker 3: I didn't say that was It sounds like.

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Speaker 1: Someone's getting evicted, and that sound means Laser Stories has

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Speaker 1: come to an end for the day. We'll do it

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Speaker 1: again at the same time on Monday.

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Speaker 3: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,