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Speaker 1: And I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.

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Speaker 1: When you're a guest to my home, you gotta come

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Speaker 1: to me empty. And I said, no, guess you're own

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Speaker 1: how did you dare to surbey me?

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Speaker 2: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Richard Wineger. Oh,

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Speaker 2: we're in the backyard. We're just out of Hurricane Hillary.

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Speaker 2: The house did not flood. I'm cautiously optimistic that it

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Speaker 2: won't flood again in the future, but you know, you

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Speaker 2: never know. A tree did fall over. That felt more

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Speaker 2: the storm was nearly nothing. So that's why I'm a

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Speaker 2: little still worried that the house could flood in the future.

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Speaker 2: So just continue to keep me in your prayers. Can

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Speaker 2: we get into the podcast? I would love to get

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Speaker 2: into the podcast. I just adore today's guest. It's Tarran.

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Speaker 3: Kill him ruddy for having me in your home.

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Speaker 2: I'm happy to have you here.

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Speaker 3: This is already very exciting. I've listened to several episodes, Folly,

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Speaker 3: but we will be testing it's the real gift. And

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Speaker 3: then I showed up. You are such a lovely host,

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Speaker 3: so gracious you granted me access to your home. You

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Speaker 3: explain the whole structure of the show. What you didn't

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Speaker 3: explain is that you would turn away from me. That's

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Speaker 3: the only thing that caught me off guard. If you

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Speaker 2: This is a constant battle on the podcast, okay, because

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Speaker 2: we're not in a traditional studio, so we're kind of

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Speaker 3: Without hyperbole, the best atmosphere of any podcast of everything.

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Speaker 2: Oh this makes me so happy. But I can't just

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Speaker 3: I'm asking for like eye contact there, but you literally

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Speaker 2: Well let's try this, Okay, Okay, okay, welcome to I

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Speaker 2: said no gifts to feel I'm looking away.

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Speaker 3: It does feel better. I've got square shoulders. There's something

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Speaker 3: It did, and any I think probably the best. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 3: there you go, it's your show. But I do think

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Speaker 2: Part, some people I'm jealous of they do a pre

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Speaker 3: I agreed, And there's always a little more judgment on

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Speaker 3: to and you already they've the decision has been made

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Speaker 2: Right unless you're going to those little things are gonna

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Speaker 2: be like and this time it didn't work, or I

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Speaker 2: there's gonna be an honesty, some level of honesty there,

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Speaker 3: Spoiler alerts it's a bad one.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna hate the next hour. It's gonna be painful. No,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it was outside is a new move chair pivot,

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Speaker 3: Let's go contact only, that's what's happening. Ok I gotta

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Speaker 2: You're gonna forget ten minutes to give you nasty photos.

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Speaker 2: It like used to be a haunted house, it's now

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Speaker 3: You have to go at least an hour east of here, right.

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Speaker 2: Worth a vacation, Worth the trip to treat myself to

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Speaker 3: She now takes the bus. It's her first bus ever.

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Speaker 3: She got dropped off at seven thirty.

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Speaker 3: Of be out he slipping slide. I mean they do well.

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Speaker 2: That sounds fantastic to me, absolutely wonderful. Did you get

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Speaker 2: We use it now now it's parody. It's now legally parody.

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Speaker 3: If you put in ten thousand hours on any any surface,

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Speaker 2: But the monster is very Confusingly, the monster was lock

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Speaker 3: Anything happening to my children? I mean, that's my fe

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Speaker 2: Let's not bring loved ones into the equation?

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Speaker 2: Right right? Yeah, that's largely my boyfriend. When we were

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Speaker 3: It's I horror. I understand both sides.

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Speaker 2: That's very fun.

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Speaker 3: I agree with your boyfriend so strongly of like, this

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Speaker 3: throwing up?

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Speaker 2: Oh, I hate controversial opinion.

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Speaker 3: I refuse to do it. Sorry. Yeah, I know all

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Speaker 2: Interesting, Okay, you brought me a bag of.

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Speaker 3: Throw up, fake your first throw up, but to your point,

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Speaker 2: It feels like a shock to everybody. It's a little zap.

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Speaker 3: it's you were walking in with groceries and now you

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Speaker 2: The kitchen floor is a mess, eggs everywhere.

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Speaker 3: Your capers are all over the floor.

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Speaker 2: You're screaming at your partner. You don't talk for days. Well,

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Speaker 3: Well, I brought you. I I heard you didn't want

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Speaker 3: I wasn't raised that way.

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Speaker 2: The podcast is called I said no gifts.

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Speaker 3: I don't read headlines. You're a body an article. I

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Speaker 3: I don't read headlines. I want to see how it's formatted.

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Speaker 3: feel like what I read is the thesis statement of

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Speaker 3: your email was like, it'd be great to see you,

443
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Speaker 3: It'd be great to catch up post single parents.

444
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:37,840
Speaker 2: You love a nice, healthy paragraph. Okay, I love it.

445
00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:43,040
Speaker 3: Four to five sentences to give me the problem, pay

446
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:44,200
Speaker 3: it off by the end of it.

447
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:47,280
Speaker 2: Wow, Wow that I like to hear that Yeah, in

448
00:21:47,359 --> 00:21:49,720
Speaker 2: today's day and age, in twenty twenty three, we need

449
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:51,119
Speaker 2: more paragraph readers.

450
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,560
Speaker 3: Some more literary reader.

451
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:55,240
Speaker 2: Right, maybe I could forgive you this time. Okay, Okay,

452
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,440
Speaker 2: you brought this kind of striped bag.

453
00:21:57,560 --> 00:21:57,800
Speaker 3: Yep.

454
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Speaker 2: It has a number one finger on it, like with

455
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:01,640
Speaker 2: a giant foam finger.

456
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:02,080
Speaker 3: Yep.

457
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:05,200
Speaker 2: And it has an apology, sorry to disobey. Cheers Terence.

458
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,959
Speaker 2: So that's nice yep? Ye? Should I open it here

459
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Speaker 2: on the podcast?

460
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:12,919
Speaker 3: Honestly, if you would do me the honor, I think

461
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:16,080
Speaker 3: I think there's some good stories that will come. There

462
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,480
Speaker 3: could be it could make for a great day.

463
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:21,639
Speaker 2: Well, it's always up to you. A great day is

464
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:25,400
Speaker 2: always up to you. Good attitudes are made. That doesn't

465
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,800
Speaker 2: make that sounds like someone put that in a book.

466
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:28,760
Speaker 2: It doesn't mean anything.

467
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:31,600
Speaker 3: Good days are all chance.

468
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:56,080
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm going to reach in.

469
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Speaker 3: Okay, here we go.

470
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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm feeling the top of I believe a bottle. Yes,

471
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:05,240
Speaker 2: oh my god, yeah, this is a bottle of whiskey.

472
00:23:05,359 --> 00:23:07,560
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, correct of George.

473
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:09,240
Speaker 2: Dickll tennessee sour mash whiskey.

474
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:12,879
Speaker 3: For my money, the best kind of like low shelf

475
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:15,240
Speaker 3: whiskey you can get, really, yes, is this.

476
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:16,560
Speaker 2: Where do you get this at?

477
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:20,960
Speaker 3: It's a Bevmo staple. Okay, it is a like price

478
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,760
Speaker 3: wise it competitor to Jack Daniels. And I think for

479
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,320
Speaker 3: like maybe the two more dollars you spend on a

480
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:30,000
Speaker 3: Dickle sour mash number twelve, which my favorite of theirs,

481
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:32,719
Speaker 3: you get ten times the flavor.

482
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:35,639
Speaker 2: Interesting. Yeah, did you just stumble upon it?

483
00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:39,159
Speaker 3: Or I did? I did? I So there's a deeper

484
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:43,040
Speaker 3: story background into me. I didn't drink alcohol until I

485
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:44,399
Speaker 3: was about thirty years old.

486
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:47,240
Speaker 2: Okay, you're talking to a similar soul.

487
00:23:47,119 --> 00:23:47,720
Speaker 3: Late Bloomer.

488
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:48,160
Speaker 2: Yeah.

489
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:49,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, And part of that has to do with the

490
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:52,600
Speaker 3: body being out of control of your body, out of

491
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,840
Speaker 3: your facilities. I didn't like that. I also didn't like

492
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:58,760
Speaker 3: the taste tooth. Guy, love love a sweet You.

493
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:00,760
Speaker 2: Don't like a blast of alcohol?

494
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:04,280
Speaker 3: Just care acid down my esophagus. I do know.

495
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:06,560
Speaker 2: Of course, you showed up drunk.

496
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:17,880
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying, is gonna be free babies, momo fuku.

497
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:20,680
Speaker 2: Okay, sure, New York familiar, very familiar.

498
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:25,120
Speaker 3: Win went there for a dinner. My sort of like

499
00:24:25,119 --> 00:24:27,320
Speaker 3: like entry into the world of booze was always like

500
00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:30,439
Speaker 3: a Jack and Coke. It was sweet and not and

501
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:32,439
Speaker 3: the and the the real reason that I took to

502
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:36,359
Speaker 3: alcohol is because I found a functional purpose for it.

503
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:41,240
Speaker 3: I got very sick working on SNLU and Nike Will

504
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,520
Speaker 3: was always my best friend. Like would knock me out.

505
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:46,040
Speaker 3: I'd wake up the next morning, You're fine. And I'm

506
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:47,840
Speaker 3: going on like two or three days of just like

507
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:52,520
Speaker 3: full congestion, like waking up choking on flam, like bad, bad,

508
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:56,320
Speaker 3: bad flu. And I forget which crew, but somebody said, like,

509
00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:58,480
Speaker 3: you should just do a shot of whiskey because you

510
00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:00,119
Speaker 3: don't drink, right, And I say, and they're like, do

511
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:01,720
Speaker 3: a shot a whiskey. It'll knock you out'll clear it

512
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:03,880
Speaker 3: all up, right, And that night I went to dinner

513
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:04,920
Speaker 3: at Del Frisco Grill.

514
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:06,800
Speaker 2: Okay, we love Del Frisco.

515
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:10,320
Speaker 3: Love the their egg rolls, Philly Philly cheeseteake egg roll.

516
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:14,480
Speaker 2: I'm not on board with a fusion egg roll. You don't,

517
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:19,200
Speaker 2: but we can. Let's continue, well, or or I mean

518
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,240
Speaker 2: maybe we would. I think I enjoyed, but I don't

519
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:22,280
Speaker 2: think it should be called an egg roll.

520
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000
Speaker 3: Right right right? And is it? It's it's so it's

521
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:28,960
Speaker 3: all just the labeling. It's not the flavor. Mash. It's

522
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:31,639
Speaker 3: not that like an egg roll should have no like

523
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:33,040
Speaker 3: stringy crisp veggies.

524
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:36,440
Speaker 2: A lot of eggrols are bad. So many off to

525
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:39,040
Speaker 2: their old cabbage or whatever. So I'm fine with the filling.

526
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:43,639
Speaker 3: It's just call it something something else. Okay, I'm on board.

527
00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:45,760
Speaker 2: Okay, this is the start of a resolution.

528
00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:49,520
Speaker 3: And I did the I was like, can I just

529
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:52,359
Speaker 3: have like a bourbon, like bullet bourbon? Maybe it was

530
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:57,359
Speaker 3: raw doing jack raw and feel right and and best

531
00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:59,480
Speaker 3: night of like when I go, like, what's the best

532
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:04,359
Speaker 3: sleep you ever? It was after doing that, and look,

533
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:07,399
Speaker 3: I realized that, like I've been battling in a few days,

534
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:10,600
Speaker 3: and there was Nikewilm was medicine, and then the whiskey

535
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:14,159
Speaker 3: was the tipping point. But I accredited my good sleep

536
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:19,199
Speaker 3: to that one ounce, neat shot of bourbon. And I

537
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 3: was like, Okay, there's a there there. It can be.

538
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:24,719
Speaker 2: Useful, right, And let's pause for one second.

539
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,160
Speaker 3: Okay, back to the egg rolls.

540
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:30,480
Speaker 2: No, you were sick to the point of needing alcohol. Yeah,

541
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,360
Speaker 2: and you were in a restaurant. This is a very

542
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:34,520
Speaker 2: pre COVID story.

543
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:38,439
Speaker 3: We were so young, We were so young and naive.

544
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:41,719
Speaker 2: You were devastatingly a mask.

545
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:44,400
Speaker 3: If you if I saw someone in a mask, Oh,

546
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:49,199
Speaker 3: I was offended. I was afraid. I was that was

547
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:52,879
Speaker 3: an alarm. I'm gonna get Mugg's. I'm either getting my

548
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:54,679
Speaker 3: teeth cleaned or I'm about to.

549
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:58,360
Speaker 2: Get my gentle hygenessis going to take my money.

550
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:01,439
Speaker 3: Nope, You're so right. I'm part of it is. The

551
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 3: job at that point was like you don't really call

552
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:09,200
Speaker 3: out sick frequently at SNL. And it changed my life.

553
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:12,320
Speaker 3: And then like a whiskey coke was a thing.

554
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 2: Right, this kind of broke down the door, down.

555
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:17,400
Speaker 3: The barrier, and here I am at Mamma Fuku, which

556
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:19,720
Speaker 3: is great. Milk Bar is right above, like at the

557
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:21,960
Speaker 3: ground floor, you enter milk Bar and the birthday cake

558
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:24,000
Speaker 3: travels so good. Sweet dudes, I.

559
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:26,720
Speaker 2: Have a problem with milk Bar. Now they discontinued my

560
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:29,239
Speaker 2: favorite cake, which one the confetti was called. I think

561
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:32,200
Speaker 2: it was called the Salted Malted Cake or something so good.

562
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:33,320
Speaker 2: It was unbelievable.

563
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:34,160
Speaker 3: Why would they do that?

564
00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:38,639
Speaker 2: I blame it on rapid expansion. Anytime a business begins

565
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:41,880
Speaker 2: to friend, yep, you have to cut corners and suddenly

566
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:45,280
Speaker 2: my favorite cake is gone. You lose me as a customer, Mama.

567
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:47,120
Speaker 3: And you didn't want me to talk about my kids

568
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:49,679
Speaker 3: getting hurt. Now I'm really sad.

569
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:53,840
Speaker 2: We're both tears streaming down our faces. Okay, you're at Momofuku.

570
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:57,360
Speaker 3: Jack and coke. Please, okay, we don't have Jack Daniels here, sir.

571
00:27:58,119 --> 00:28:00,240
Speaker 2: Oh god, okay, you know what.

572
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:05,080
Speaker 3: And I'm like, what whatever, bring me whatever you have

573
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:08,480
Speaker 3: and I get the whole spiel. The George Dickll wants

574
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:12,840
Speaker 3: a master brewer for you know, for either Jack Daniels

575
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:15,720
Speaker 3: or Buffalo whiskey or whatever. Jack Daniels and Dickle like

576
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:18,000
Speaker 3: their headquarters are down the road from each other in

577
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:25,320
Speaker 3: what just south of Nashville. And so they said try this.

578
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:27,840
Speaker 3: You know, there's an M in the ice cube. It's

579
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:30,200
Speaker 3: a big cube of eyes, Emma. And and like their

580
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:34,480
Speaker 3: coke is not coke, it's like curiosity cola or whatever.

581
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 2: You know.

582
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:41,200
Speaker 3: It was so delicious, kidding, it was so good. It

583
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:45,400
Speaker 3: was like, oh this is elevated. Okay, oh interesting. I'm

584
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:49,120
Speaker 3: the Momofuku. I'm the dumb Momafuku who doubted you guys.

585
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:52,320
Speaker 3: And so I said, where do you get it? Where

586
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:54,959
Speaker 3: do you get because it seemed like exotic and it's like, no, bevmo,

587
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:57,520
Speaker 3: go to Bevmo, but you can't get it at a

588
00:28:57,600 --> 00:28:59,760
Speaker 3: lot of like grocery stores and stuff. Bevmo seems to

589
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:02,640
Speaker 3: be they have some overall dealer whatever. Okay, it's twenty

590
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:05,960
Speaker 3: dollars bottle of whiskey and it's a sour mash, which

591
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:06,760
Speaker 3: I learned about.

592
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:07,920
Speaker 2: What does that mean.

593
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:13,680
Speaker 3: Having taken a whiskey distilling course, Oh, in North Vancouver

594
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:17,400
Speaker 3: with sons of Vancouver Distillery who just won Canadian or

595
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:20,120
Speaker 3: Best Whiskey of the Year at the Canadian Whiskey Awards.

596
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:22,400
Speaker 2: Oh, this is incredible. So you were kind of training

597
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:23,880
Speaker 2: with Olympic athletes truly.

598
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:27,520
Speaker 3: I said, let's do a sour mash because you can

599
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:30,680
Speaker 3: take a workshop and they were very collaborative and they're like,

600
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:32,480
Speaker 3: what do you want your mash bill to be? Which

601
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:35,680
Speaker 3: is like the grain that you cook? Okay, and what

602
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:38,239
Speaker 3: do you what's your process? There are columns they use

603
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 3: a column still for their distillation. I said, what's a

604
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:46,040
Speaker 3: sour mash. A sour mash is where you take remainder

605
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:48,280
Speaker 3: of your warted which is the liquid from when you

606
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 3: first boil your mash. I think and that that gets

607
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:55,040
Speaker 3: distilled and that will have I'm trying to remember the details,

608
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:57,440
Speaker 3: but it's something like you'll get anywhere from eight to

609
00:29:57,480 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 3: eleven percent alcohol from that initial cook's it ferments that

610
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:04,960
Speaker 3: initial war is very low alcohol, and you strip still

611
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 3: that and you get up to thirty percent or whatever,

612
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 3: and then that's what you really distill. You proof that

613
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:13,520
Speaker 3: up to for a whiskey when it's big, when it's

614
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 3: more whole grains like this like a corn and a

615
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:19,760
Speaker 3: wheat healthy, When it's a nice healthy then you try

616
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:22,680
Speaker 3: to get between sixty five seventy five percent before you

617
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 3: put it in the barrel. Okay, for a neutral grain,

618
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:28,120
Speaker 3: for like potato vodka, for any sort of vodka gin,

619
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:32,560
Speaker 3: you get it as high to ninety and above as possible.

620
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:37,239
Speaker 3: Because alcohols, there's like twelve to fourteen categories of alcohols, right,

621
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:41,440
Speaker 3: acetate being true poison, which is like that boils the fastest,

622
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,760
Speaker 3: and then once you get down three or four levels,

623
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:48,720
Speaker 3: that's the tasty stuff. Interesting, it was fascinating.

624
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 2: Having the how whiskey is made explained to me. Yeah,

625
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:55,160
Speaker 2: this is the straightest moment that has ever happened on

626
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:59,080
Speaker 2: this podcast. A just seal it up in a bak

627
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:05,760
Speaker 2: you and I'm sorry, I I know nothing about it.

628
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:10,239
Speaker 3: By the way, full on whiskey man's splay with an

629
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:11,960
Speaker 3: incredible break without a brat.

630
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:15,240
Speaker 2: It's exhilarating. It was like going down. It was going

631
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:18,000
Speaker 2: up and then down a roller coaster of just straightness.

632
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:19,680
Speaker 2: It was incredible. I loved it.

633
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:22,560
Speaker 3: It's desperate to be an ally.

634
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:25,360
Speaker 2: You're bringing me into your community here.

635
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:27,959
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're not that different overall. Oh wait we are.

636
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 3: Oh incredibly Wow.

637
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:33,680
Speaker 2: That's but that is fascinating. And so I'm wondering in

638
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 2: this class, how much whiskey did you end up making?

639
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,520
Speaker 2: Did you take it home with you? Is that allowed

640
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:38,800
Speaker 2: so ill to.

641
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:44,520
Speaker 3: My process with the distillery was I would love to

642
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:48,760
Speaker 3: purchase the batch for private use if possible, right, And

643
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 3: they said, sir, you have a problem. No, they said sure,

644
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:54,960
Speaker 3: we would have to do it in like small batches

645
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 3: or whatever. But I ended up basically of that batch

646
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,320
Speaker 3: buying one hundred.

647
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:03,040
Speaker 2: Wow of does it come in a barrel?

648
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:06,720
Speaker 3: I bought the barrel separately. And then that property that

649
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:10,680
Speaker 3: we have up in Canada, they drove up there. There's

650
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:13,320
Speaker 3: this hundred year old barn on the property. It's like old,

651
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 3: like looks like it's gonna fall apart, but really cool

652
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:18,720
Speaker 3: but also scary. It rules my dad, who is a

653
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:21,200
Speaker 3: contractor for most of my life. He and I went

654
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 3: up there for a father son trip and we built

655
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 3: and framed this sort of storage room inside that bar

656
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:31,680
Speaker 3: God and then we and in anticipation of this whiskey arriving.

657
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 3: And then yeah, a year ago in September, they brought

658
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:36,800
Speaker 3: up the barrels. They pumped the whiskey in there, and

659
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:40,480
Speaker 3: it'll sit there till twenty twenty seven, when it's aged

660
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:42,320
Speaker 3: five years, which is when I want to take it out,

661
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:44,880
Speaker 3: and then I'll have to proof it down and bottle

662
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:47,479
Speaker 3: it and give it out as gifts. So this is

663
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 3: a placeholder gift, incredible that I've out to you in

664
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:55,120
Speaker 3: four and a half years time. Okay, I will send

665
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:57,840
Speaker 3: you a bottle of this of this word miski.

666
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:00,040
Speaker 2: I've got to have it. I've got to have it.

667
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:02,240
Speaker 3: What if you just take a sip and you're just like.

668
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:07,600
Speaker 2: So much time, I barely drink, so when I do drink, it's, oh,

669
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:08,320
Speaker 2: it's still a shock.

670
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:09,600
Speaker 3: What is your go to spirit?

671
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:13,040
Speaker 2: It doesn't even matter to me if I'm at a

672
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:15,400
Speaker 2: Christmas party or whatever. I'll just be like, give me whatever,

673
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 2: something that feels fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there's nothing

674
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:20,280
Speaker 2: I don't want to drink. I'm not a crazy like

675
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:22,680
Speaker 2: Tequila's not something I want to have down my.

676
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:23,520
Speaker 3: Throat, understood.

677
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 2: I tend to go more mild Okay, okay, yeah, like

678
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:30,640
Speaker 2: a dickle coke. Yeah, I drink that.

679
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:33,080
Speaker 3: Be really nice and and a great base for an

680
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:37,000
Speaker 3: eggnog too. Oh interesting, you can spike your eggnog with it.

681
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:38,240
Speaker 3: That feels like a.

682
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:39,480
Speaker 2: Real formula for vomiting.

683
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:44,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, and yet I'll fight it tooth and nail until

684
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:47,040
Speaker 3: til Sanda is coming down the chimney and say, drinking

685
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:49,400
Speaker 3: my mind. I don't want a new computer, just don't

686
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:50,000
Speaker 3: want to throw up.

687
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:58,080
Speaker 2: So have you ever been drunk to the point of vomiting? Nosed?

688
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:02,240
Speaker 3: I have, but I have been don't remember drunk only

689
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:03,120
Speaker 3: twice in my life.

690
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:05,440
Speaker 2: And I hated it, right, I hate a great feeling

691
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:06,080
Speaker 2: to just hate it.

692
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:09,000
Speaker 3: I was like, this is good for no one, right,

693
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:10,440
Speaker 3: but especially bad for.

694
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:13,560
Speaker 2: Me, especially as I think if you didn't start until

695
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:15,160
Speaker 2: you were thirty, when it's like you don't have the

696
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:18,600
Speaker 2: training of sneaking it as a teen and then through

697
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:21,880
Speaker 2: your twenties and being fortified to be drunk whenever exactly

698
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:25,520
Speaker 2: thirty three, you're suddenly just blackout drunk for the first time.

699
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:26,719
Speaker 2: That's got to be a scary thing.

700
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:28,919
Speaker 3: So sad, so sad, a sad thing.

701
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:30,640
Speaker 2: When was the last time you threw up?

702
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:37,560
Speaker 3: I think it was backstage during Hamilton What Yeah, I'm

703
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:38,759
Speaker 3: pretty sure that's right.

704
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:41,759
Speaker 2: Were you just sick and you had to show up

705
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 2: so sick?

706
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 3: Did not want to call out? Oh? I was only

707
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:49,160
Speaker 3: doing it for three months and I play I played

708
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:51,880
Speaker 3: King George in that show for the three months, and

709
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:54,560
Speaker 3: I was so sick. It just it was like that

710
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:57,800
Speaker 3: was like true food poisoning, like I don't have a choice.

711
00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:01,120
Speaker 3: But it's also maybe like of the I did like

712
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:03,799
Speaker 3: ninety nine performances. Of all of them, that's the most

713
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:06,279
Speaker 3: memorable and the one I'm by far most proud of.

714
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:08,400
Speaker 2: Of course, what a thing to work through.

715
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:12,120
Speaker 3: Exactly wow, truly like leave your body for the next

716
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:14,239
Speaker 3: four and a half minutes and sing bada ba da

717
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:18,120
Speaker 3: da da da da da, run back upstairs into the

718
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:18,959
Speaker 3: bathroom and.

719
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:20,920
Speaker 2: Just like, did the rest of the cast know you

720
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:21,319
Speaker 2: were sick?

721
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:24,279
Speaker 3: No? I tried. I think I think my dresser had

722
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:27,480
Speaker 3: no choice but to know, huh. And I tried to

723
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:30,600
Speaker 3: play it cool, but I called out sick once, okay.

724
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:32,279
Speaker 3: And it was the day after that where I was like,

725
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:34,000
Speaker 3: I'm just I am not in a good place.

726
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:36,279
Speaker 2: Oh, I mean, what a memory for the audience that

727
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:39,120
Speaker 2: would have been. It's just straight onto the front row.

728
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:42,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I robbed them of that exact A lot of

729
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,719
Speaker 3: people that night. When was your last time.

730
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:47,359
Speaker 2: The last time I threw up? I've got to say

731
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 2: it was probably Oh, that's it was a food poisoning event,

732
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:54,480
Speaker 2: and it was Oh, I was. I had been in

733
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:56,600
Speaker 2: San Diego and had some bad barbecue. I think this

734
00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:58,360
Speaker 2: is the last time. Interest It must have been like

735
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:02,800
Speaker 2: late twenty fifteen, early twenty sixteen. Threw up in our hotel.

736
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:05,000
Speaker 2: It was the last thing. We're there. Then we're driving home,

737
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:08,000
Speaker 2: We're pulling over on the freeway. I'm throwing up rough,

738
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:10,680
Speaker 2: I'm getting some blue Gatoray drinking. We're getting into some

739
00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:14,160
Speaker 2: bad images here throwing up in a shopping bag. So

740
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:16,160
Speaker 2: it was a food poisonings the worst one.

741
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:18,400
Speaker 3: That's it. You have no power at that.

742
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:22,719
Speaker 2: Zero control whatsoever. I mean, I will say the thing

743
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:25,759
Speaker 2: about throwing up is I mean the catharsis and the

744
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:28,560
Speaker 2: oh now it's out of my body. Yeah, that feels

745
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:29,120
Speaker 2: nice to me.

746
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:32,920
Speaker 3: Yes, And I have that awareness constantly, like this, your

747
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:34,920
Speaker 3: body only does this when it needs to do it,

748
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:38,480
Speaker 3: and it's in an effort to make you feel better, idiot,

749
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:42,359
Speaker 3: And yet I refute it, but.

750
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:44,439
Speaker 2: Eventually it comes. It has to come every time.

751
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 3: For the food poisoning, without a doubt. Yeah right, real

752
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 3: bad food poisoning. Barbecue food poisoning is that's a rarer one.

753
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:53,360
Speaker 3: It's always like seafood based seemingly.

754
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:57,080
Speaker 2: It's a smoked chicken, I think, and so okay, poultry, salmonia, right,

755
00:36:57,120 --> 00:37:00,440
Speaker 2: you're not you never know. And it really went for me.

756
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:01,279
Speaker 3: Yeah uh.

757
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,359
Speaker 2: And then the time of I think the time prior

758
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 2: to that was a kish and that was definitely I

759
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:09,160
Speaker 2: had been sitting out too long. I'm always out. It's

760
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:11,040
Speaker 2: never like I'm sick at home. It's like I'm riding

761
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:12,439
Speaker 2: the train and now I'm sick.

762
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:16,560
Speaker 3: And yeah, I take care of my food. I know

763
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 3: how to cook.

764
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:20,880
Speaker 2: I'm eating a lot of my food is usually in

765
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:21,800
Speaker 2: the danger zone.

766
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 3: How do you feel about a food spread?

767
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:28,040
Speaker 2: Oh, that's just been sitting out not even that, just

768
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:29,960
Speaker 2: in gen just like you're showing to an event and

769
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:32,480
Speaker 2: it's it could be the highest caliber, but it's spread.

770
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:35,480
Speaker 2: I don't like it same. First of all. Okay, so

771
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:38,279
Speaker 2: there is the it's just there. It's for anyone can

772
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:41,880
Speaker 2: do whatever they want to it. Yeah, flies, all of

773
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:47,240
Speaker 2: this and like haha, flies and look at my laptop screen.

774
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 3: Absolutely filth. Take air, take it, take a photo air

775
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:53,040
Speaker 3: drop it to me.

776
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:56,520
Speaker 2: It actually was recently cleaned, but this thing was filthy.

777
00:37:57,960 --> 00:37:59,040
Speaker 2: But yeah, there's all of that.

778
00:37:59,480 --> 00:37:59,719
Speaker 3: Yeah.

779
00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:02,719
Speaker 2: My next problem is I don't like, I don't know

780
00:38:02,719 --> 00:38:04,799
Speaker 2: how to modulate how much food should be on a plate.

781
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:05,920
Speaker 3: I'm a horrible blader.

782
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:09,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, horrible either too much or way too little.

783
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,759
Speaker 3: Only ever too much, only to the point where like

784
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:14,960
Speaker 3: the baked beans are dripping off the side and they're.

785
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:17,800
Speaker 2: All over the other food. Yes, I need a professional

786
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:18,480
Speaker 2: in charge of that.

787
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:22,719
Speaker 3: And rarely, to the point of almost never is a

788
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:25,359
Speaker 3: food spread laid out in the way it should be

789
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:29,320
Speaker 3: where you're should be leafy greens, then maybe a grain,

790
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:32,160
Speaker 3: then your protein and saw it's like you start with

791
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:35,560
Speaker 3: sauce then meat or just meet out the gate.

792
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:37,840
Speaker 2: Yes, than just a bowl of crew tis.

793
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:40,440
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly is the last Yeah, but like chips like

794
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:41,720
Speaker 3: chips and day.

795
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 2: Like it doesn't make any sense.

796
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:48,760
Speaker 3: I also think of the preparation. You can't finally prepare

797
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 3: anything and mass.

798
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:52,640
Speaker 2: No no, no no, I mean you're talking about that,

799
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:55,080
Speaker 2: then you just have to dump it into a big tray.

800
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:59,240
Speaker 3: It's it's already been in some big metal industrial vat.

801
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:03,920
Speaker 3: Probably he meant for like medicine mixing, but they're putting

802
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:05,719
Speaker 3: mac and cheese into it.

803
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 2: Unappealing.

804
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 3: I can't do it.

805
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:10,840
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I just I try to avoid family gatherings.

806
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:14,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, for so many reasons that I'm with you there.

807
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:17,399
Speaker 2: I love my family so much, but I can't look at.

808
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:19,000
Speaker 3: The spare your best friends. They're not just my family

809
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:20,160
Speaker 3: and my best friends.

810
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:23,280
Speaker 2: Can't look at the spread, can't deal with a paper

811
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:26,399
Speaker 2: plate full of barbecue sauce. So it's I'm glad we're

812
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:28,840
Speaker 2: on the same page. There. I've got my whiskey.

813
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:30,680
Speaker 3: Now you got your whiskey. I was getting. I mean, like,

814
00:39:30,719 --> 00:39:32,839
Speaker 3: this day could go so many ways, right, it could

815
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:35,320
Speaker 3: be like enjoy with friends when you when it's supposed

816
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:38,160
Speaker 3: to be try a taste here live on the podcast,

817
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:40,320
Speaker 3: or am I coming back from my car tomorrow.

818
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 2: I wonder what effect this would have on the rest

819
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:43,360
Speaker 2: of my day if I drank it. I could have

820
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:44,360
Speaker 2: just a tiny sip.

821
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:46,520
Speaker 3: If we did like one ounce taste, I think that

822
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 3: could be that's required. Kay, I love this. I love it.

823
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 2: Let's see here, I'm gonna.

824
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:57,920
Speaker 3: There's a serrated edge here. Yeah. Yeah, that's again. Like

825
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:00,640
Speaker 3: I'm not even I'm not even sponsored by but I

826
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 3: just I love the problem.

827
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:03,399
Speaker 2: And here you open this the rest of the way

828
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:07,400
Speaker 2: for me. Okay, now, how should I consume this? Should

829
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:08,960
Speaker 2: I let's see.

830
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:11,160
Speaker 3: We're in your backyard. I don't see.

831
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:16,880
Speaker 2: Shut from take a tiny sip? Oh yeah, only so

832
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:18,319
Speaker 2: you take a picture or a video of me.

833
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:22,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is good, good, this is this is g

834
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:27,320
Speaker 3: baby GZ you get a video here.

835
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:31,080
Speaker 2: We're gonna do a tiny sip. It's one thirties or so,

836
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:44,600
Speaker 2: all right, yeah yeah, not that bad. My eyes are

837
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:47,320
Speaker 2: already watering. But it was a nice sip.

838
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:50,880
Speaker 3: I didn't know what kind of I was, like, I

839
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:52,960
Speaker 3: might show up and Bridge may be sober.

840
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:56,040
Speaker 2: Oh of course that's always a fear of taking an

841
00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:57,480
Speaker 2: alcoholic but.

842
00:40:57,640 --> 00:40:59,920
Speaker 3: Also a good paying forward gift to I feel.

843
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:01,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you put it in the cupboard and

844
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:03,560
Speaker 2: you can take it to the next birthday part correct.

845
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:06,960
Speaker 3: But for not a drinker, you did very well because

846
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 3: because straight straight bourbon out of the bottle is not

847
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 3: like my favorite way to consume. But it was, really

848
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,200
Speaker 3: it was GC for days.

849
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:16,839
Speaker 2: You don't always get to pick how you drink. No,

850
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:19,279
Speaker 2: that's another thing that's going to go in my book.

851
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:22,840
Speaker 3: Good Days and Drinking. It's not up to any of us.

852
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:25,520
Speaker 2: No, it was. It tasted perfectly fine to me. I

853
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:28,840
Speaker 2: mean I could have done the whole bottle. Yeah, you

854
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:32,440
Speaker 2: could have just watched me die here alcohol poisoning.

855
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:37,200
Speaker 3: And I'm sure I think I canceled it. Why what

856
00:41:37,239 --> 00:41:39,400
Speaker 3: do you say? No, no, no, no, not that way, not

857
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:43,040
Speaker 3: like cancel it. I think I killed it. I killed

858
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:43,680
Speaker 3: the podcast.

859
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:47,560
Speaker 2: They're looking for a new host, someone who can handle

860
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:53,920
Speaker 2: their drink. I'm now deeply drunk. Yeah, I'm gonna stagger

861
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:54,880
Speaker 2: back into the house.

862
00:41:55,200 --> 00:42:00,719
Speaker 3: Great everything about single Parents, writers Room, dish on everybody,

863
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:06,399
Speaker 3: horrible people, No, so good such a good shows, I mean,

864
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:07,960
Speaker 3: like such a great show to work on.

865
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:09,359
Speaker 2: You were so good in it.

866
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 3: You were so great on it too.

867
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:14,680
Speaker 2: People had such a great But TV is a nightmare.

868
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:16,239
Speaker 3: TVs is antiquated.

869
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:18,440
Speaker 2: It's a one knows what to do with it at

870
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 2: this It was a sweet show.

871
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 3: But it was a great show to work on.

872
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:23,719
Speaker 2: It was just a nice atmosphere.

873
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:25,840
Speaker 3: I just love the atmosphere. I loved everybody at Cross

874
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 3: Baths with yourself included.

875
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:30,239
Speaker 2: Everybody was nice to each other. JJ the boss was

876
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:31,600
Speaker 2: such a sweetheme.

877
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:32,399
Speaker 3: Nicest person in the world.

878
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:34,640
Speaker 2: Yes and so, and now it's gone.

879
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:38,719
Speaker 3: And now you know Hulu, Hulu looking.

880
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 2: Up, we'll all get a quarter of a scent residual.

881
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 3: Why is that not their catchments? Hulu? Who knew it is?

882
00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:51,200
Speaker 2: Now? Actually, we're not promoting Hulu right now? Yeah?

883
00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:55,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's why. Who knew they'd be so bad?

884
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:59,200
Speaker 3: But great, great content, and it's the great content is

885
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:01,120
Speaker 3: why we fight.

886
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:03,279
Speaker 2: We did not fight for the money. We do not

887
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:06,799
Speaker 2: fight for our health insurance. We're fighting for shareholders. At

888
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:10,360
Speaker 2: the end of the day, I'm looking out for Wall Street,

889
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:14,600
Speaker 2: I'm looking out for Big Tech. If the strike isn't

890
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:16,839
Speaker 2: over by the time this podcast is released, I'm going

891
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:19,799
Speaker 2: to rent farm equipment, some sort of destructive thing, and

892
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:23,040
Speaker 2: I'm headed to all first to Disney. Then we're gonna

893
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 2: go to the West Side. I'll go to Fox I

894
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:26,080
Speaker 2: will be unstoppable.

895
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:28,560
Speaker 3: I got so excited because I thought you meant to

896
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:31,840
Speaker 3: disney Land in that like on your way out to

897
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:34,640
Speaker 3: what I thought the premise was, You're gonna start a

898
00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:38,240
Speaker 3: farm and switch skills. You're like farming equipment. I'm gonna

899
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:41,640
Speaker 3: start making corners. I'm bringing orange gros hired by your

900
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:44,319
Speaker 3: whiskey story. Now I know that they need grain come

901
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 3: all over it new avenue of Revenue. And then you

902
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:48,960
Speaker 3: say I'm gonna go to Disney I was like, and

903
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:52,799
Speaker 3: he's stopping by Disneyland before leaves town. We should be

904
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:56,520
Speaker 3: so much. We should be such closer friends because Disneyland.

905
00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:58,359
Speaker 3: I'm crazy for Disney.

906
00:43:58,040 --> 00:43:59,640
Speaker 2: And you can talk. I mean I think you could

907
00:43:59,640 --> 00:43:59,960
Speaker 2: talk open.

908
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:01,560
Speaker 3: Yeah.

909
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:03,040
Speaker 2: I think this is kind of the first thing I

910
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:05,279
Speaker 2: learned about you as a person in person, Okay, because

911
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:07,080
Speaker 2: you came to the writer's room and I don't even

912
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:08,440
Speaker 2: know how we got onto Disneyland.

913
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:12,399
Speaker 3: Well they know how. You brought it up my chest attic. Yeah.

914
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:15,080
Speaker 2: Are you still a giant Disneyland person?

915
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:16,479
Speaker 3: Huge? Massive? Yeah.

916
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:18,600
Speaker 2: I recently learned there's some sort of program where you

917
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:21,080
Speaker 2: can pay seven hundred dollars an hour for someone to

918
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:22,520
Speaker 2: kind of guide you through Disneyland.

919
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:26,200
Speaker 3: The VIP tour. Yes, yeah, that's yeah, it's a fluctuating price.

920
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:30,040
Speaker 3: Is it is costly, It's it has gotten it used

921
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:31,920
Speaker 3: to be not that costly. And I grew up here

922
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:35,319
Speaker 3: in southern California, so I was like in groups of

923
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:38,000
Speaker 3: friends who would go to town hall and be like,

924
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:40,560
Speaker 3: our friend has broke their knee. We need a wheelchair

925
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:43,240
Speaker 3: and that's how you'd get to the front bypass things

926
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:47,120
Speaker 3: they've They're like, yeah, yeah, doctor's noted.

927
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:48,359
Speaker 2: Right, and they have a doctor there.

928
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:50,759
Speaker 3: Doctor he comes out to kick you in the lake

929
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:54,759
Speaker 3: to make sure, like he's such a goof. Yeah. No,

930
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:58,319
Speaker 3: the VIP tour is is it's a real amazing it's

931
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:01,960
Speaker 3: get you get a VIP tour guide with their tartan vests.

932
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:05,480
Speaker 3: So they got the blue slackser skirt and then the

933
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:06,200
Speaker 3: tartan vest.

934
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:07,880
Speaker 2: Do you have to make conversation with them?

935
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:12,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I've I have. I'm a true freak.

936
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:15,319
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I know you are all right, you said

937
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:16,160
Speaker 2: this the last time.

938
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:17,919
Speaker 3: No, you're not that bad.

939
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:20,279
Speaker 2: No, you owned it annos. Now I'm owning it for you.

940
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:22,640
Speaker 2: I'm exposing you in the worst way.

941
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:27,640
Speaker 3: So I've had different calibers of of VIP tour guides

942
00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:30,200
Speaker 3: and honestly, like they all start at eight and a.

943
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:33,880
Speaker 2: Half, right, Yeah, they must have some sort of personality.

944
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:37,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, we have landed on a true ten who we

945
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:43,160
Speaker 3: try to work request every time. Filander is that's a

946
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:47,400
Speaker 3: great name. If Disney Magic took human form, this is

947
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:48,840
Speaker 3: the Nextander.

948
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:51,000
Speaker 2: And he's like a career tour guide.

949
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:54,840
Speaker 3: Yeah he is. He he became I don't want to

950
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:57,520
Speaker 3: get it wrong, but either a legacy or legendary member

951
00:45:57,560 --> 00:46:00,920
Speaker 3: he got in h he has a special blue or

952
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:05,120
Speaker 3: a special tag that says like voted by your peers. Wow,

953
00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:07,239
Speaker 3: as someone who is really spectacular.

954
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:09,960
Speaker 2: Do you think his coworkers hate him?

955
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:14,879
Speaker 3: I don't think they're allowed to on property. But the

956
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:17,319
Speaker 3: reason all of us love Disney is because of how

957
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:18,919
Speaker 3: much darkness we're pushing down.

958
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:23,400
Speaker 2: Yes, there's a giant, gaping void. Yes that you you know,

959
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:25,680
Speaker 2: you get the somebody cutting you in line at the

960
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:27,799
Speaker 2: Splash mountain or whatever, and for a moment.

961
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:30,040
Speaker 3: I can't feel it there. It's the same way where

962
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:33,879
Speaker 3: they won't pronounce someone dead on Disney property. They take

963
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:36,600
Speaker 3: the body of that right and they go, oh, this

964
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:38,920
Speaker 3: is the time he actually died. That's right, So that

965
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:42,000
Speaker 3: nobody has ever perished, no one on Disney property. Well,

966
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:43,040
Speaker 3: we all know that.

967
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:43,720
Speaker 2: There's so many bodies.

968
00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:50,280
Speaker 3: There's so many ghost bodies, murdered of ununionized animators.

969
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:53,359
Speaker 2: If someone hasn't been killed in a somewhere in Disney,

970
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:55,680
Speaker 2: then somebody, a murderer is missing an opportunity.

971
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:57,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, give them a shot.

972
00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:58,279
Speaker 2: Give everybody the thrill of that.

973
00:46:58,640 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 3: Not to go back to Hulu, but that would make

974
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:01,000
Speaker 3: a great Hulu doc.

975
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:04,200
Speaker 2: There we go. The murderer declared.

976
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:05,440
Speaker 3: The happiest murderer on earth.

977
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:09,280
Speaker 2: What's your favorite Disneyland ride?

978
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:15,799
Speaker 3: Now Tiana and Friends formerly Splash, but it hasn't opened yet. No,

979
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:23,160
Speaker 3: Tiana's Palace open. The Eatery opened September ninth. You're the one.

980
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:25,120
Speaker 2: That I mean, you're giving a lot of proof to

981
00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:25,600
Speaker 2: what I said.

982
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:31,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I watched me eclips. What you thought?

983
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:36,399
Speaker 3: What you thought? You knew? You didn't realize. I thought

984
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:39,680
Speaker 3: I was breaking deep. The well goes, this is a lake,

985
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:43,399
Speaker 3: and then and then that'll open probably sometimes summer fall

986
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:43,879
Speaker 3: next year.

987
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:45,600
Speaker 2: Oh so not that far. But there's just gonna be

988
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:47,320
Speaker 2: kind of this sery that makes no sense.

989
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:51,880
Speaker 3: For a little while, the eateries closed down for a while.

990
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:56,399
Speaker 3: It used to cafe. They've shuddered it. And then they'll

991
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:59,359
Speaker 3: reopen as Tiana's Palace and it's going to be like

992
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:01,879
Speaker 3: the Princess and the Frog and they'll have you knowns

993
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:04,560
Speaker 3: and gumbo and right. I think the menu will probably

994
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:06,960
Speaker 3: be similar with a couple of highlights maybe.

995
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:07,960
Speaker 2: Kind of like the ride.

996
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:11,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, the ride, Well, my reasoning for the ride is

997
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:14,400
Speaker 3: that you get many shades of what Disney does best.

998
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:17,439
Speaker 3: You get the dark ride experience. I love that part,

999
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:21,200
Speaker 3: consume demersed into a world of animatronics come to life.

1000
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:25,040
Speaker 3: They're tangibly, and then you get the thrill, which I love.

1001
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:27,680
Speaker 3: And that's a that's a space, that's a that's a

1002
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:30,239
Speaker 3: big thunder right in Credit Coaster.

1003
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:32,360
Speaker 2: Matter Horn, let's not leave the matter Horn out.

1004
00:48:32,239 --> 00:48:34,400
Speaker 3: That I hate the matter Horn.

1005
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:37,560
Speaker 2: That is, everyone leaves injured.

1006
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:39,840
Speaker 3: I refuse have you done? Disney World?

1007
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:43,160
Speaker 2: A long time ago middle school.

1008
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:46,319
Speaker 3: Animal Kingdom has a ride called Expedition Everest, which is

1009
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:49,080
Speaker 3: kind of what the matter Horn should be, what we

1010
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:50,279
Speaker 3: all wish it were. Right.

1011
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:52,360
Speaker 2: It was built post nineteen seventy nine.

1012
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:56,160
Speaker 3: When like, yeah, when when theme park rides are just

1013
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:57,399
Speaker 3: like we got steel.

1014
00:48:57,160 --> 00:49:02,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've got hard angles and steel enjoy.

1015
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:04,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, matter horn like, I love the history and I

1016
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:06,759
Speaker 3: love when Tinkerbell flies out of it. So on I

1017
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:10,520
Speaker 3: will I refuse to write on that one. The thing

1018
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:14,520
Speaker 3: about for the or the ride formerly known as Splash,

1019
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:18,960
Speaker 3: is that it's also a water flume. It's a water.

1020
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:22,319
Speaker 2: Love water anywhere. Getting on a water flume, I'm out

1021
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:26,040
Speaker 2: of my mind, a little bit of splash, the floating sensation,

1022
00:49:26,719 --> 00:49:29,400
Speaker 2: the like weird styrofoam seats that you can squish.

1023
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:30,640
Speaker 3: Where did you grow up?

1024
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:31,759
Speaker 2: Utah?

1025
00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:32,200
Speaker 3: Are there?

1026
00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:34,400
Speaker 2: There's a place called Lagoon?

1027
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:35,080
Speaker 3: Okay.

1028
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:40,799
Speaker 2: Lagoon is not ideal, Okay, not your ideal thing, but

1029
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 2: perfect well serviceable.

1030
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:44,120
Speaker 3: It's no Disney It's all you know.

1031
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:46,439
Speaker 2: It's it is name dropped in a Beach Boys song.

1032
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:48,080
Speaker 3: Give it that? Okay?

1033
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:52,560
Speaker 2: So is there a Disneyland Beach Boys mentioned?

1034
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:55,040
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I think they've performed at concerts

1035
00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:57,120
Speaker 3: on properties, so.

1036
00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:58,520
Speaker 2: Maybe they didn't perform at Lagoon.

1037
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:01,080
Speaker 3: Big Fish eats Little Fish kind of thing, right.

1038
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:05,680
Speaker 2: Right, Okay, So Splash Mountain was my favorite as well. Yeah,

1039
00:50:05,719 --> 00:50:07,680
Speaker 2: and I love the look of the animals. It's too

1040
00:50:07,719 --> 00:50:10,120
Speaker 2: bad they're tied to some sort of racist movie. Yes,

1041
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:12,480
Speaker 2: where will those animals go? That's the big question.

1042
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:15,440
Speaker 3: It'll be interesting to see what kind of re skinning

1043
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:18,600
Speaker 3: this ride gets, right, because it is such a smart

1044
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:23,759
Speaker 3: thematic shift right, Right, you're in New Orleans Square. You

1045
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:28,240
Speaker 3: don't have a Princess thrill ride. It's swampy and loggy,

1046
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:30,879
Speaker 3: just like in the movie Princess and the Like. It's

1047
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:34,360
Speaker 3: and it's only on animals, right, So it's very smart.

1048
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:37,920
Speaker 3: So are they just like literally resurfacing a rabbit in

1049
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:42,239
Speaker 3: frost probably probably a bear into an alligator.

1050
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:46,560
Speaker 2: Right, that's all right? Yeah, and you know there'll be

1051
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:49,520
Speaker 2: the fireflies, what have you. It'll this makes sense to me.

1052
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:51,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's it's the genius of Disney.

1053
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:54,839
Speaker 2: I have a hard time at Disneyland. Okay, extremely hard time,

1054
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:57,040
Speaker 2: but I feel like I'm like getting you know, I'll

1055
00:50:57,200 --> 00:51:00,960
Speaker 2: like forget a lot of the bad feeling. They'll go away,

1056
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,359
Speaker 2: as I've heard about pregnancy or whatever. Then you want

1057
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:05,920
Speaker 2: to do it again. And it's starting to come for me.

1058
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:08,319
Speaker 2: I'm like kind of craving being at Disneyland at night.

1059
00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:11,920
Speaker 2: But because my favorite ride is closed down. It'll probably

1060
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:12,719
Speaker 2: be a year a year.

1061
00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:15,120
Speaker 3: Are you able to tap in at all?

1062
00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:15,239
Speaker 1: Like?

1063
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:16,920
Speaker 3: Is it the crowds?

1064
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:21,000
Speaker 2: I mean it's almost every element. Okay, it's uh the price,

1065
00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:25,240
Speaker 2: the price, yeah, immediately, I'm mad. The travel distance, travel distance,

1066
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:28,959
Speaker 2: I don't really standing walking. Those two are okay, what's

1067
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:30,040
Speaker 2: crowds and money?

1068
00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:30,399
Speaker 3: Money?

1069
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:35,400
Speaker 2: Money, yes, and I think that's essentially and then just

1070
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:40,320
Speaker 2: other people like crowds and other people are individual yes, yes,

1071
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:42,440
Speaker 2: because I'm looking at individuals, I'm thinking is that me?

1072
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:45,480
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's the sort of person I am. And

1073
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:47,600
Speaker 2: then the crowd is uncomfortable. It's like a concert going

1074
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 2: right right, right, right right, I'm not thrilled about.

1075
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:55,839
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I find that I'm so dyed in the wall.

1076
00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:58,800
Speaker 3: I have consumed all the Disneyland kool aid kind of

1077
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:04,160
Speaker 3: thing that I do. I'm with you any normal day

1078
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 3: people like avoided all costs at Disneyland. I see the

1079
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:12,840
Speaker 3: best of humanity. Wow, I And I'm sure it's artificial.

1080
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:14,479
Speaker 3: I'm certain, and I do not care.

1081
00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:17,880
Speaker 2: Well, when you just spent two hundred dollars on a ticket,

1082
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:20,080
Speaker 2: you are going to be your best self no matter

1083
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:24,400
Speaker 2: the costs. Yes, you have to have a best self day, yes,

1084
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:27,640
Speaker 2: or an absolute meltdown day. Yes, nobody's just having kind

1085
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:28,920
Speaker 2: of an average even.

1086
00:52:28,719 --> 00:52:31,440
Speaker 3: The meltdown day. If you if you really like when

1087
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:33,799
Speaker 3: you're there in a year and if you happen upon

1088
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:37,440
Speaker 3: a meltdown, look around, nobody's like going rolling their eyes.

1089
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:40,480
Speaker 3: They're all kind of chuckling. They're all like so empathetic

1090
00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:43,800
Speaker 3: of that meltdown, right, They're all like, oh, we've been there.

1091
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:47,640
Speaker 3: It's a long day here. If I had to wait

1092
00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:50,000
Speaker 3: to meet Peter Van, I'd be upset to like, it's

1093
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:51,520
Speaker 3: that it is? It really is.

1094
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:54,319
Speaker 2: Well, then you look at me, Look at how I'm

1095
00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:56,480
Speaker 2: looking at this. First, that guy's looking at me like

1096
00:52:56,520 --> 00:53:01,520
Speaker 2: he thinks I'm him. Are there handcuffs? Take this person away?

1097
00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:02,759
Speaker 2: I can't look at this act.

1098
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:05,720
Speaker 3: Guy looked at my shirt and then adjusted his own shirt,

1099
00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:09,360
Speaker 3: And now I'm thinking about my shirt.

1100
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:13,799
Speaker 2: Well, I'll give it another shot. I've got to ride

1101
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:16,920
Speaker 2: the new version of that, right of course. Yeah, I

1102
00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:17,760
Speaker 2: think we should play.

1103
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:19,200
Speaker 3: A game I would love to play time.

1104
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:22,040
Speaker 2: We're gonna play a game called Analisa's Today Gift Master.

1105
00:53:22,239 --> 00:53:23,680
Speaker 3: How do you play on Aalise? Did I give?

1106
00:53:24,719 --> 00:53:27,120
Speaker 2: That's a new game. That game is still in develope

1107
00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:27,319
Speaker 2: is it.

1108
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:29,239
Speaker 3: I love a good game. I love a complicated game.

1109
00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:31,720
Speaker 2: I love to give listeners a peek behind the curtain.

1110
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:34,239
Speaker 2: That's in the future. We're still developing the rules for

1111
00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:36,640
Speaker 2: that game. No, today's gift master. I need a number

1112
00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:37,600
Speaker 2: between one and ten from you.

1113
00:53:38,239 --> 00:53:38,479
Speaker 3: Four.

1114
00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:40,479
Speaker 2: Okay, I have to do some light calculating, right, Okay,

1115
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:42,759
Speaker 2: So right now, I guess you can recommend. I don't

1116
00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:47,160
Speaker 2: know that you can promote unless there's some non I'll promote.

1117
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:52,160
Speaker 3: I'll recommend the strike what we're striking for. The solidarity

1118
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:54,400
Speaker 3: that I've seen in the crossover from the Riders Guild

1119
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:58,839
Speaker 3: and Actors Guild has been inspiring. I feel excited. I

1120
00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:01,279
Speaker 3: feel grateful to be a member of people who've been

1121
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:06,480
Speaker 3: so proactive and so fairly stubborn. Like not they're fairly stubborn,

1122
00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:11,640
Speaker 3: but like stubborn towards fairness, because what's really important is

1123
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:15,799
Speaker 3: fair compensation of art, Because whether you realize it or not,

1124
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:19,760
Speaker 3: we as humans need art. It is not a luxury.

1125
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:21,600
Speaker 3: It is not a want or a desire. It is

1126
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:27,560
Speaker 3: a necessity to process. To feel catharsis to explore and

1127
00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:34,839
Speaker 3: discover this undefined made up chaotic existence of life, and

1128
00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:39,080
Speaker 3: without recognizing and honoring art, we lose our souls.

1129
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:45,200
Speaker 2: Go to a monster truck rally. Art's garbage. I'm kidding. No,

1130
00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:49,640
Speaker 2: that a beautiful what an absolutely beautiful use of that time.

1131
00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:50,120
Speaker 3: Thank you.

1132
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:53,200
Speaker 2: And I can't believe we're still fighting for this sort

1133
00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:56,160
Speaker 2: of stuff the world. I guess we're just on a treadmill,

1134
00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:59,839
Speaker 2: never ending treadmill. That's fine. I have to recommend something

1135
00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:02,360
Speaker 2: to today that I promised last week. Last week I

1136
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:04,439
Speaker 2: recommended a coffee shop that most of our listeners probably

1137
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:06,480
Speaker 2: don't have immediate access to. That was a little unfair

1138
00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:08,600
Speaker 2: of me. So now I'm going to recommend a bakery

1139
00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:10,200
Speaker 2: that I have no access to, that I've never even

1140
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:12,040
Speaker 2: been to before, but I've been following on Instagram for

1141
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:15,160
Speaker 2: a long time. It's called Fox in the Snow Cafe,

1142
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:19,440
Speaker 2: I believe in Columbus, Ohio. It looks incredible. I've been

1143
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:21,880
Speaker 2: following it and I recently mentioned it in our house

1144
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,040
Speaker 2: and my boyfriend said, oh, I've been there, and I felt,

1145
00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:26,120
Speaker 2: it's like, what life have you been living?

1146
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:26,920
Speaker 3: Ohio?

1147
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,600
Speaker 2: He had been on tour in Ohio and had they

1148
00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:32,759
Speaker 2: had stopped there, But he's just suddenly he didn't even

1149
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:34,759
Speaker 2: mention this place to me. I've made their cookies at home,

1150
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:37,719
Speaker 2: I've used their recipe, and he hasn't mentioned a word.

1151
00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:39,200
Speaker 3: What's the book? What's the recipe?

1152
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:43,440
Speaker 2: The recipe they put online for chocolate chip cocies there's

1153
00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:47,520
Speaker 2: delicious yet not yet just they're generous, although when restaurants

1154
00:55:47,520 --> 00:55:49,640
Speaker 2: give you the recipe, it's almost like, oh, yeah, you tried,

1155
00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:53,359
Speaker 2: see if you can do this exactly. But I'm looking.

1156
00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:55,360
Speaker 2: I'm trying to find a reason to go to Ohio

1157
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:58,360
Speaker 2: and I haven't quite found a super solid reason to

1158
00:55:58,360 --> 00:55:59,319
Speaker 2: be in Ohio yet.

1159
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:00,400
Speaker 3: Cedars.

1160
00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:02,560
Speaker 2: Oh that's not a bad idea.

1161
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:04,560
Speaker 3: You know, I don't know. I don't know my Ohio

1162
00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:06,520
Speaker 3: geography as well as I should. But I don't know

1163
00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:11,040
Speaker 3: if Columbus is close to Cedar Point or what point

1164
00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:13,880
Speaker 3: is like right on the top side of the state. Okay,

1165
00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:15,320
Speaker 3: Columbus might be a bit lower.

1166
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:20,920
Speaker 2: But going to Ohio, yeah, okay, maybe that's uh that's

1167
00:56:21,040 --> 00:56:24,480
Speaker 2: the first real reason I was like looking at concerts. Yeah,

1168
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:26,680
Speaker 2: the sickness for me, I'm trying to get to a bakery.

1169
00:56:27,239 --> 00:56:30,040
Speaker 3: Coffee house, bakery combo. That is the best I've ever

1170
00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:34,600
Speaker 3: been to Cannon Beach, Oregon, an hour and a half

1171
00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:37,200
Speaker 3: two hour drive to the coast from Portland.

1172
00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:38,560
Speaker 2: Right, I've been to Cannon Beach.

1173
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:44,360
Speaker 3: Okay, beautiful, Sleepy Monk Cafe, Sleepy Monk, Sleepy Sleepy Monk Cafe.

1174
00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:46,640
Speaker 3: They roast their own beans right there. You watch them roast.

1175
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:50,920
Speaker 3: They bake all their own pastries in house. One of

1176
00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:53,200
Speaker 3: the best doonuts I've ever had in my life. And

1177
00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:56,560
Speaker 3: and and the mugs I got from these handmade clay mugs.

1178
00:56:56,719 --> 00:56:59,320
Speaker 3: Sleepy Monk. It's my It's my go to every morning

1179
00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:00,000
Speaker 3: for my more.

1180
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:04,480
Speaker 2: Cannon Beach is kind of a no offense to Ohio. No,

1181
00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:06,640
Speaker 2: we love Ohio, but Kennon Beach is more of a

1182
00:57:06,719 --> 00:57:07,759
Speaker 2: vacation destination.

1183
00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:10,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, you go to the beach well, and if you're

1184
00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:13,880
Speaker 3: a Goonies fan, they've got the rock. They got Haystack Rock, right, Yeah, you.

1185
00:57:13,920 --> 00:57:15,759
Speaker 2: Gotta see the rock even if you haven't seen them.

1186
00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:22,960
Speaker 3: See, I'm testing this new I'm testing the friendship They're

1187
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:25,919
Speaker 3: going like, where do I you know I'm a disney freak. Okay,

1188
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:27,919
Speaker 3: how about this? Oh no, I lost a little visitor.

1189
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:29,680
Speaker 2: She couldn't be friends. He doesn't like taffy.

1190
00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:33,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. That's my makor break.

1191
00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:37,400
Speaker 2: Okay, let's play the game. This is how you play

1192
00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:40,440
Speaker 2: gift Master. I'm gonna name three celebrities, three famous people,

1193
00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:43,800
Speaker 2: and three gifts, three things you can give away. Okay,

1194
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:46,000
Speaker 2: you're gonna tell me which gift you'll give which person

1195
00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:46,720
Speaker 2: and why?

1196
00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:46,680
Speaker 3: Why?

1197
00:57:47,120 --> 00:57:48,160
Speaker 2: That makes perfect sense? Right?

1198
00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:48,840
Speaker 3: Yep? Okay.

1199
00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:52,600
Speaker 2: The gifts you'll be giving away today are a silver

1200
00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:55,840
Speaker 2: medal in the snowboard halfpipe. It's a nice gift. Not

1201
00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:58,120
Speaker 2: the best s gift, but a nice gift. Number two

1202
00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:01,440
Speaker 2: kind of an unofficial sponsor of the pod cast, cottage cheese.

1203
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:06,920
Speaker 2: And number three malware malware on their computer protect from

1204
00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:09,600
Speaker 2: oh they got they opened a bad email.

1205
00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:11,440
Speaker 3: To something.

1206
00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:12,800
Speaker 2: They went to a website they shouldn't have been at,

1207
00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:15,880
Speaker 2: Icy Icy Icy. And the three people are Gail King

1208
00:58:15,920 --> 00:58:18,439
Speaker 2: we love gayl Mary Barry, who.

1209
00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:18,880
Speaker 3: We also love.

1210
00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:20,800
Speaker 2: She's left The Great British Bake Off. God knows where

1211
00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:21,280
Speaker 2: she is now.

1212
00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:22,480
Speaker 3: Okay, okay.

1213
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:25,960
Speaker 2: And number three is leather Face. Leather Face from Texas

1214
00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:26,960
Speaker 2: chainsaw Massacre.

1215
00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:30,440
Speaker 3: I love her. Okay. This just feels like an easy.

1216
00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:32,600
Speaker 2: One, okay to me, I'd like to know why.

1217
00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:37,520
Speaker 3: It feels like, Oh boy, now I'm second guessing, but

1218
00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:40,120
Speaker 3: it feels like Gail is the only one who would

1219
00:58:40,760 --> 00:58:43,440
Speaker 3: have access to someone who would give a silver medal

1220
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:48,240
Speaker 3: in snowboard there, and he's like, Gail, we did this

1221
00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:50,919
Speaker 3: one on one interview and you've helped me work through

1222
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:52,880
Speaker 3: some stuff and you're the best. And I have a

1223
00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:56,440
Speaker 3: ton of gold medals but also the silver one, and

1224
00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:59,280
Speaker 3: I feel like you're like a second mother to me.

1225
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:02,400
Speaker 3: So this is my silver medal to you. It's really

1226
00:59:02,440 --> 00:59:04,800
Speaker 3: for It has a surfboard on it, but imagine that's

1227
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:06,960
Speaker 3: just like a like a tray for cookies or something.

1228
00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:09,640
Speaker 3: You are my second place mom. So I say that

1229
00:59:09,640 --> 00:59:12,480
Speaker 3: the metal goes to Gail. Okay, so I got cottage

1230
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:16,080
Speaker 3: cheese and I got malware. I'm my first instinct was like,

1231
00:59:16,080 --> 00:59:19,280
Speaker 3: you give leather phase a handful of malware? Interesting, But

1232
00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:22,600
Speaker 3: then I was like that guy a computer I've got

1233
00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:25,720
Speaker 3: I've flipped back. Wait. So first thought was give him.

1234
00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:28,240
Speaker 2: The bad he's a bad dude, right right, Well, you

1235
00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:29,760
Speaker 2: know we've only seen one side of.

1236
00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:30,680
Speaker 3: Him between you and I.

1237
00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:33,960
Speaker 2: It's kind of mean, but we've seen it. I mean

1238
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:37,439
Speaker 2: that we all know how it works. Yeah, you thinkitting

1239
00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:39,720
Speaker 2: on film and suddenly that's all anybody cares about.

1240
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:45,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you have or never meet your heroes exactly. Yeah,

1241
00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:49,640
Speaker 3: I think, yeah, this is why I'm gonna This is

1242
00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:51,960
Speaker 3: what I originally thought, and I'm sticking to it. You

1243
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:54,440
Speaker 3: give Mary Berry the cottage cheese. She's gonna whip up

1244
00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:56,920
Speaker 3: something wonderful. She can do something. She's gonna use cottage

1245
00:59:56,960 --> 00:59:59,919
Speaker 3: cheese in a way you never knew. You should have. Right,

1246
01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:01,920
Speaker 3: a lot of that recently, with some sort of shoe

1247
01:00:01,960 --> 01:00:04,600
Speaker 3: pastry with cottage cheese, like that.

1248
01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:06,720
Speaker 2: Could make sense, you know, right. I follow a woman

1249
01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:09,400
Speaker 2: on Instagram who makes a lot of recipes that are

1250
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:11,840
Speaker 2: like how to make chocolate cake with cottage cheese and

1251
01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:14,960
Speaker 2: a chocolate bar, and then it always looks disgusting. There's

1252
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:16,240
Speaker 2: something wrong happening in that.

1253
01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:18,280
Speaker 3: I haven't tried it for flavor yet.

1254
01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:19,800
Speaker 2: But everyone in the comments has.

1255
01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:23,240
Speaker 3: And they're roasting is leather facing the comments because that

1256
01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:28,000
Speaker 3: will help me finish this game, sending him malware. You'll

1257
01:00:28,080 --> 01:00:30,160
Speaker 3: never look at an online recipe again.

1258
01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:35,920
Speaker 2: LF Leatherface is just trolling the internet for recipes. He

1259
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,200
Speaker 2: goes to one bad website and now he can't bake

1260
01:00:38,240 --> 01:00:40,840
Speaker 2: at home. He's not making the Fox and the snow cookies.

1261
01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:43,440
Speaker 3: This is the grossest thing I've ever had. And I

1262
01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:48,360
Speaker 3: eat human face like silly face, chainsaw, chainsaw.

1263
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:54,680
Speaker 2: That makes perfect sense. You played that laser focus. Yeah,

1264
01:00:54,760 --> 01:00:56,240
Speaker 2: you really nailed it.

1265
01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:57,400
Speaker 3: I like giving gifts.

1266
01:00:57,760 --> 01:00:59,320
Speaker 2: You're very good at it. You've got me drinking on

1267
01:00:59,360 --> 01:00:59,920
Speaker 2: the podcast.

1268
01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:01,400
Speaker 3: That feels like a first.

1269
01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:04,440
Speaker 2: That is a first that has not happened, and it's

1270
01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:06,840
Speaker 2: just gonna get worse and worse until people are concerned.

1271
01:01:07,480 --> 01:01:10,040
Speaker 2: They're asking guests not to bring Please don't take alcohol

1272
01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:12,520
Speaker 2: to this podcast. Bring him a nice tea.

1273
01:01:12,760 --> 01:01:17,040
Speaker 3: The title becomes I said no rehab, please, please, John,

1274
01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:19,400
Speaker 3: don't make me go. You got a new theme song

1275
01:01:20,040 --> 01:01:20,840
Speaker 3: from wine House.

1276
01:01:22,520 --> 01:01:25,120
Speaker 2: Okay, so you played the game perfectly. That's great. The

1277
01:01:25,160 --> 01:01:29,160
Speaker 2: police are coming. It sounds like way length much. This

1278
01:01:29,240 --> 01:01:30,800
Speaker 2: is the final segment of the podcast. It's called I

1279
01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:33,640
Speaker 2: said no emails. People write into I said no gifts

1280
01:01:33,640 --> 01:01:36,760
Speaker 2: at gmail dot com, desperate for answers. These people are

1281
01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:40,400
Speaker 2: begging for help, and so I, of course, the out

1282
01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:44,120
Speaker 2: of the bigness of my heart, you reach out, reach out.

1283
01:01:44,240 --> 01:01:45,480
Speaker 2: I drag the guest into it.

1284
01:01:45,520 --> 01:01:46,800
Speaker 3: Can you help me? Yes? Please?

1285
01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:51,600
Speaker 2: Okay, let's read Okay, this is hello Bridger and Genius guests.

1286
01:01:52,160 --> 01:01:53,800
Speaker 2: We've got a I don't know what they were thinking.

1287
01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:55,720
Speaker 2: They were thinking the whole family was going to be here,

1288
01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:59,440
Speaker 2: but just you love the show so much. I tell

1289
01:01:59,480 --> 01:02:01,960
Speaker 2: everyone about it, but my family as I work on

1290
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:04,160
Speaker 2: building up my secret life, they know nothing about. But

1291
01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:07,360
Speaker 2: we'll discover upon my death. Okay, we didn't need that detail.

1292
01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:11,200
Speaker 2: You're giving yourself away, but I support a secret life.

1293
01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:13,720
Speaker 2: Since the age of three, I have had the classic

1294
01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:17,120
Speaker 2: fairy tale evil step mom who was horrible to my

1295
01:02:17,160 --> 01:02:19,400
Speaker 2: siblings and I. She has been around for more than

1296
01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:24,200
Speaker 2: thirty years. She's been around. She's been circling the block

1297
01:02:24,840 --> 01:02:27,200
Speaker 2: for thirty years, so it's safe to say she is

1298
01:02:27,240 --> 01:02:30,680
Speaker 2: sticking around. My family is Midwest polite, so even though

1299
01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:33,360
Speaker 2: no one likes her, we will all put up with

1300
01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:35,680
Speaker 2: her at Christmas when we get together. What is a

1301
01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:37,560
Speaker 2: gift I can give her that says I don't like you,

1302
01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:39,400
Speaker 2: but it would be rude to show up empty handed.

1303
01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:42,880
Speaker 2: Thank you in advance. It's from MM. She her. Okay,

1304
01:02:42,920 --> 01:02:46,680
Speaker 2: so Mm's got this got and will continue to have

1305
01:02:46,760 --> 01:02:50,680
Speaker 2: evil step mom. Yes for the time being. Yes, And

1306
01:02:50,720 --> 01:02:53,560
Speaker 2: apparently Dad loves this person. Who the whole family has

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01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:57,200
Speaker 2: hated for decades. Yeah, that's a deep love, or it's

1308
01:02:57,240 --> 01:02:59,000
Speaker 2: a trap, it's a complicated love.

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01:02:59,120 --> 01:03:03,880
Speaker 3: It's a complicated. It's a complicated love because from Dad's side,

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01:03:03,920 --> 01:03:08,920
Speaker 3: just using the wicked stepmother metaphor, you know, Dad is

1311
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:11,680
Speaker 3: looking for someone to help him right the ship. The dad.

1312
01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:14,880
Speaker 3: Dad's forlorn, right, Dad's heartbroken, distraught.

1313
01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:19,400
Speaker 2: He's just like a huntsman or a lumberjack or whatever

1314
01:03:19,440 --> 01:03:20,480
Speaker 2: they are in the very.

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01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:23,320
Speaker 3: Past, a gentle farmer. He just has a crop of

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01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:25,200
Speaker 3: Midwestern kids.

1317
01:03:24,920 --> 01:03:26,960
Speaker 2: And he's looking at there's one single lady in town,

1318
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:28,360
Speaker 2: and she happens, she said.

1319
01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:33,600
Speaker 3: And she's around. She's the only one who's been around consistently.

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01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:38,200
Speaker 3: Something to occupy her is my first thought, Like is

1321
01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:42,000
Speaker 3: it a book of like Sudoku or cross words.

1322
01:03:41,960 --> 01:03:43,720
Speaker 2: Something you can do in the corner activity.

1323
01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:46,000
Speaker 3: And then if she talks to you, maybe it's something

1324
01:03:46,080 --> 01:03:48,200
Speaker 3: like what is a word for blah blah? And then

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01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:51,280
Speaker 3: you keep you're still giving her gifts, right, you know

1326
01:03:51,320 --> 01:03:53,760
Speaker 3: what I mean? For like what is a what is

1327
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:57,560
Speaker 3: the five letter word for handcover? And you're like it's glove,

1328
01:03:57,880 --> 01:03:59,920
Speaker 3: and she's like, thank you so much. And then she

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01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:01,080
Speaker 3: back to it.

1330
01:04:01,280 --> 01:04:03,960
Speaker 2: King's a distracted Yeah, and you're building a gratitude bond

1331
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:05,720
Speaker 2: between the two of you. And she's like, oh, maybe

1332
01:04:05,760 --> 01:04:07,960
Speaker 2: there's something I see in MM that I didn't see before,

1333
01:04:07,960 --> 01:04:10,320
Speaker 2: and maybe I've beent. She's I made her mop the

1334
01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:13,600
Speaker 2: floors for no reason. Yeah, trapped her in her room.

1335
01:04:13,640 --> 01:04:16,240
Speaker 2: This kind of thing. That's not a bad idea.

1336
01:04:16,880 --> 01:04:21,000
Speaker 3: Well, the other thought was a roomba. Oh you're saying,

1337
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:22,320
Speaker 3: mop the floor is a room, And I was like,

1338
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:26,240
Speaker 3: that's not bad for an evil stepmother. Here here is

1339
01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:29,360
Speaker 3: your new like, here's your new worker bee.

1340
01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:31,600
Speaker 2: Right, army of mice or birds flying through the window.

1341
01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:33,680
Speaker 3: And the reason it's good for someone you don't like

1342
01:04:34,080 --> 01:04:39,800
Speaker 3: because she's gonna be watching Yellowstone and cole House is

1343
01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:41,960
Speaker 3: gonna kick in the door and grab this as the

1344
01:04:42,040 --> 01:04:54,160
Speaker 3: character and and you're gonna hear the babe and it's

1345
01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:56,440
Speaker 3: gonna spoil her downtime.

1346
01:04:57,400 --> 01:05:00,320
Speaker 2: God damn it, Chuck, that's the your kid's room behind.

1347
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:03,800
Speaker 3: A room again. But honey, he always wanted clean floors.

1348
01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:08,320
Speaker 2: That's a perfect gift that that really is the modern

1349
01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:14,000
Speaker 2: evil stepmother on the palace steps washing absolutely get her. Yeah,

1350
01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:16,560
Speaker 2: throw some bad are those batteries off, you know they're charging.

1351
01:05:16,400 --> 01:05:18,080
Speaker 3: And that she can be as mean as she wants

1352
01:05:18,160 --> 01:05:18,440
Speaker 3: the room.

1353
01:05:18,600 --> 01:05:20,840
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you can to be a beast to that

1354
01:05:20,840 --> 01:05:22,400
Speaker 2: thing and still have gained sentience.

1355
01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:25,880
Speaker 3: And then the robot kills back and he does the

1356
01:05:25,920 --> 01:05:30,000
Speaker 3: big vacuums now and you just see a digital tear

1357
01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:32,840
Speaker 3: roll down the room is front panel.

1358
01:05:32,880 --> 01:05:34,200
Speaker 2: I thought you were going to say, it's going to

1359
01:05:34,200 --> 01:05:38,880
Speaker 2: suck her in gathering strength goodbye stepmother. Yeah, I don't

1360
01:05:38,880 --> 01:05:41,320
Speaker 2: know if that's well. I mean, that's technology. The room

1361
01:05:41,560 --> 01:05:44,240
Speaker 2: had a good run too, She's had thirty years get

1362
01:05:44,320 --> 01:05:46,000
Speaker 2: rid of her room.

1363
01:05:46,080 --> 01:05:47,720
Speaker 3: But mom not my real mom.

1364
01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:51,040
Speaker 2: Okay, well we answered that well, I mean you answered

1365
01:05:51,040 --> 01:05:51,800
Speaker 2: that question perfectly.

1366
01:05:51,840 --> 01:05:54,680
Speaker 3: You had two perfect gifts right off the top of Okay,

1367
01:05:55,360 --> 01:05:55,880
Speaker 3: we hate.

1368
01:05:55,720 --> 01:05:57,400
Speaker 2: The and I mean we should just say we hate

1369
01:05:57,400 --> 01:06:00,000
Speaker 2: the step mom. She's not gonna listen because obviously she's

1370
01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:02,040
Speaker 2: not being told about the podcast. I really hate her.

1371
01:06:02,160 --> 01:06:08,040
Speaker 3: No, right, yeah, she's trash. She's absolutely now die soon.

1372
01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:12,440
Speaker 3: And then if this were a sketch show, you would

1373
01:06:12,520 --> 01:06:17,440
Speaker 3: dissolve to Midwestern step mom listening to this podcast single

1374
01:06:17,480 --> 01:06:21,520
Speaker 3: tear down her cheek as a room bug is activated

1375
01:06:22,160 --> 01:06:26,280
Speaker 3: and ruins listening Double Ruin listening to her favorite podcast.

1376
01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:30,960
Speaker 2: She navigates to the review page one star lost a listener.

1377
01:06:31,680 --> 01:06:33,560
Speaker 3: If you hadn't named all four of your children with

1378
01:06:33,600 --> 01:06:35,400
Speaker 3: them names, I would know who to blame for this.

1379
01:06:36,120 --> 01:06:37,240
Speaker 2: Now it's a murder mystery.

1380
01:06:37,360 --> 01:06:38,800
Speaker 3: It could be Meredith, Margaret.

1381
01:06:38,880 --> 01:06:43,360
Speaker 2: This is an evolving situation for sure. Okay, well you

1382
01:06:43,440 --> 01:06:46,760
Speaker 2: answered the question perfectly. Thank you, God bless you brought

1383
01:06:46,760 --> 01:06:50,160
Speaker 2: me this beautiful bottle, and I'm going to let it

1384
01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:53,840
Speaker 2: stand as a a reminder that I'm going to demand

1385
01:06:53,920 --> 01:06:56,120
Speaker 2: a bottle of the other that i'll take one sip from.

1386
01:06:56,240 --> 01:06:57,120
Speaker 3: It's a placeholder.

1387
01:06:57,240 --> 01:06:57,840
Speaker 2: Placeholder.

1388
01:06:57,880 --> 01:06:59,680
Speaker 3: And this is the last thing I'll say about whiskey.

1389
01:07:00,520 --> 01:07:04,240
Speaker 3: You're consuming time. That's why it's my favorite spirit. Oh

1390
01:07:04,280 --> 01:07:08,240
Speaker 3: that's a beautiful thing. It's really special. It's anything it

1391
01:07:08,280 --> 01:07:11,360
Speaker 3: gets aged like that. And this being a bourbon, it

1392
01:07:11,360 --> 01:07:14,680
Speaker 3: has to aged five years in an unused white oak

1393
01:07:14,760 --> 01:07:19,560
Speaker 3: American barrel. You're consuming minimum five years of time. You

1394
01:07:19,600 --> 01:07:20,360
Speaker 3: couldn't in history.

1395
01:07:20,440 --> 01:07:23,160
Speaker 2: You couldn't end the podcast without explaining one more thing

1396
01:07:23,240 --> 01:07:30,640
Speaker 2: to me. Unbelievable, disgusting. This is the problem with America.

1397
01:07:30,760 --> 01:07:33,200
Speaker 2: Oh no, Tarran, I've had such a wonderful time with you.

1398
01:07:33,280 --> 01:07:34,400
Speaker 3: Likewise, thank you for that time.

1399
01:07:35,320 --> 01:07:39,320
Speaker 2: Listener. The podcast is over. You knew it was over,

1400
01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:41,840
Speaker 2: probably in the last three minutes, you know how the

1401
01:07:41,880 --> 01:07:46,320
Speaker 2: structure of the podcast. I'm turning away. I'm absolutely turning

1402
01:07:46,320 --> 01:07:49,000
Speaker 2: away from Tarran. I'm asking him to go home. I'm

1403
01:07:49,080 --> 01:07:51,000
Speaker 2: just waiting. I'm gonna look at the wall until he's

1404
01:07:51,080 --> 01:07:57,880
Speaker 2: left a property listener, it's over. I love you, goodbye,

1405
01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:03,560
Speaker 2: I said, No Gifts is an exactly right production. It's

1406
01:08:03,560 --> 01:08:06,880
Speaker 2: produced by our dear friend Analise Nelson, and it's beautifully

1407
01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:09,640
Speaker 2: mixed by Ben Holliday. And we couldn't do it without

1408
01:08:09,680 --> 01:08:13,800
Speaker 2: our guest booker, Patrick Coottner. The theme song, of course,

1409
01:08:14,040 --> 01:08:18,280
Speaker 2: could only come from miracle worker Amy Mann. You must

1410
01:08:18,280 --> 01:08:21,200
Speaker 2: follow the show on Instagram at I said no gifts.

1411
01:08:21,240 --> 01:08:23,439
Speaker 2: I don't want to hear any excuses. That's where you

1412
01:08:23,479 --> 01:08:25,960
Speaker 2: get to see pictures of all these gorgeous gifts I'm getting.

1413
01:08:26,040 --> 01:08:27,719
Speaker 2: And don't you want to see pictures of the gifts?

1414
01:08:29,720 --> 01:08:36,679
Speaker 1: Well, I invit, did you hear Thuna man myself perfectly clear?

1415
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:43,240
Speaker 1: But you're a guest to Ma, you gotta come to

1416
01:08:43,400 --> 01:08:50,640
Speaker 1: me empty And I said, no guests, your presences, presents

1417
01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:56,640
Speaker 1: enough and I'm already too much stuff, So how do

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01:08:56,800 --> 01:09:05,640
Speaker 1: you dare to survey me? Became within a