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This hour is 31 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:17,560 Speaker 1: from the game, and oh what a game it was. 32 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:20,359 Speaker 1: Were you watching? Did you know? Maybe not? I don't know. 33 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:24,200 Speaker 1: We'll start out Value of the Sun, Glintondale, Arizona. There 34 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:27,600 Speaker 1: that was the stage for the big college football matchup, 35 00:02:27,639 --> 00:02:33,360 Speaker 1: the Orphans of Ole Miss dumped by Lane Kiffen for 36 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:37,400 Speaker 1: that sexier lady in Baton Rouge taking on the you 37 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:41,360 Speaker 1: from Miami. I'm old enough to remember when Michael Irvin 38 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:45,239 Speaker 1: was a playmaker. Now he's like Spike Lee or something 39 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:47,880 Speaker 1: like that. He's a cheerleader on the sideline. He's going 40 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:50,520 Speaker 1: for it, going all in, man, come on now, all right, 41 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:53,760 Speaker 1: But it was a winner into the national title game 42 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:57,840 Speaker 1: winner gets a date at hard Rock in South Florida. 43 00:02:57,840 --> 00:03:00,240 Speaker 1: There and they would take on the winner of the 44 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:04,800 Speaker 1: Oregon Indiana game, the Canes. If you like to gamble 45 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:07,880 Speaker 1: on such things, a three point favorite coming in. You 46 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:12,040 Speaker 1: had Herbie Kirk, Kirkstreet and Chris Father there yapping into 47 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:17,440 Speaker 1: microphones on the broadcast in Island game. Did you watch again? 48 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:18,800 Speaker 1: I don't know if he did not, I have no 49 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:22,320 Speaker 1: idea we watched. Still, that's all we care about. Carson Beck. 50 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:27,160 Speaker 1: Carson Beck, who, Yeah, he's been around forever. He scrambled 51 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:31,400 Speaker 1: for a three yard touchdown with eighteen seconds left. Is 52 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:35,240 Speaker 1: Miami matriculated the ball down the field all the way 53 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:38,400 Speaker 1: you assumed that, well, let's just get a field goal. 54 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:41,680 Speaker 1: This game's gonna go over to No no, no, no, 55 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:45,960 Speaker 1: no no. Carson Beck not known as the most mobile quarterback, 56 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:48,040 Speaker 1: but he got into the end zone, hit pay dirt, 57 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:53,080 Speaker 1: and Miami punching their ticket back to their home base 58 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:57,440 Speaker 1: and they have a shot at their first national championship 59 00:03:57,480 --> 00:04:02,120 Speaker 1: since way back in twenty one. I will not tell 60 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:05,720 Speaker 1: you what I was doing after Miami won their championship. 61 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:09,320 Speaker 1: And yeah, I've been right here behind these microphones anyway, 62 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:13,240 Speaker 1: nonetheless the big win there for the Canes. They beat 63 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:18,279 Speaker 1: Old Miss thirty one to twenty seven in an exhilaration 64 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:22,640 Speaker 1: situation there the College Football Playoffs semi final at the 65 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:27,440 Speaker 1: Fiesta Bowl, and then afterwards Carson Beck was a sports 66 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:34,240 Speaker 1: cliche machine, was like nuke Lusha there. We never flinched, 67 00:04:34,279 --> 00:04:38,600 Speaker 1: he said, in the face of adversity, we had to respond, 68 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:41,400 Speaker 1: and we respond. Went all the quotes, all the sports 69 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:44,640 Speaker 1: cliche quotes, and Beck finished with two hundred and sixty 70 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:46,919 Speaker 1: eight yards, had a couple of touchdowns, did have an interception, 71 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:51,120 Speaker 1: and so the Hurricanes. Remember there was this great uproar, 72 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:53,920 Speaker 1: the hullabaloo before the college football play Well, I don't 73 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:57,160 Speaker 1: understand why Miami was let's get another big ten team 74 00:04:57,640 --> 00:05:00,599 Speaker 1: got on the SEC team in there. Well, all the 75 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:03,799 Speaker 1: whining and the bitching and the complaining from Notre Dame 76 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:08,839 Speaker 1: and Alabama and all that, and it's Miami that ends 77 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:11,520 Speaker 1: up not winning the a SEC. They didn't play in 78 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:14,160 Speaker 1: the ACC title game. Try to win the ACC title game, 79 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:17,080 Speaker 1: we don't play in it. And they didn't play in 80 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:20,760 Speaker 1: that title game, and they were the controversial pick, and 81 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:23,880 Speaker 1: they have made their way through. Well, let's hear before 82 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:27,119 Speaker 1: we move on, we must celebrate the cliche. Here's Carson Beck, 83 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:31,880 Speaker 1: who just is like an empty vessel, just spewing out 84 00:05:31,960 --> 00:05:35,120 Speaker 1: sports cliches. Tago, listen, I'm so proud of this team. 85 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:38,680 Speaker 3: We never played swee. I mean, thanks the adversity. When 86 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:41,760 Speaker 3: we responded, we responded, but we never gave up. You know, 87 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:43,919 Speaker 3: I looked at the guys on the sideline and you 88 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:45,400 Speaker 3: could just see it in their eye. You can see 89 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:47,800 Speaker 3: it in their eye. Just we all had a good 90 00:05:47,839 --> 00:05:50,120 Speaker 3: feeling that what just happened was about to happen. All 91 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:51,960 Speaker 3: the work that we put in, all the preparation that 92 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,560 Speaker 3: goes into this as for moments like these, you know, 93 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:56,279 Speaker 3: you played this game for moments like these. 94 00:05:56,279 --> 00:05:59,599 Speaker 1: You lived for moments like these. You know, I'm so 95 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:01,320 Speaker 1: proud of this team. I'm so proud of the way 96 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:04,800 Speaker 1: that we fought. The great thing about that is he 97 00:06:04,839 --> 00:06:09,080 Speaker 1: didn't mention any of the schools, and he can't. He's, 98 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:11,039 Speaker 1: you know, because he's changed schools. So you just got 99 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:13,360 Speaker 1: to keep a generic. He got to get we call 100 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:15,359 Speaker 1: that in the business, we call that evergreen is what 101 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:20,360 Speaker 1: we call all right. So the two lost Hurricanes will 102 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:25,719 Speaker 1: face either Indiana or Number five Oregon, Nike you in 103 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:29,160 Speaker 1: the national title game that'll be coming up on January nineteenth. 104 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:32,000 Speaker 1: All right, very exciting, But that's good jumping off points. 105 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:36,400 Speaker 1: So let us discuss the question, does this Carson Beck 106 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:43,360 Speaker 1: championship run for Miami does it count as a Cinderella story? 107 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:44,440 Speaker 4: Woo? 108 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:48,760 Speaker 1: Everyone loves their Cinderella story. So I've got funions, shake 109 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:54,239 Speaker 1: and Bake and Walmart Greeter, and we will combine all 110 00:06:54,279 --> 00:06:58,440 Speaker 1: of these things together and we are going to have 111 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:02,760 Speaker 1: a pa rt Why party. We're gonna have a party, 112 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:05,440 Speaker 1: all right, So a to ask the question, does this 113 00:07:05,520 --> 00:07:08,080 Speaker 1: count as a Cinderella story? No, of course no, what 114 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:11,160 Speaker 1: are you stupid? This is not some rags to riches. 115 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:17,000 Speaker 1: It's rich person changing banks. That's what that's positifically what 116 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:19,600 Speaker 1: it's in. Carson Beck was already making a lot of 117 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:22,960 Speaker 1: money on the n NIL. Good for him. It's semi 118 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:27,200 Speaker 1: pro football. And so think of this like a designer remake, 119 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,560 Speaker 1: if you will, for Carson Beck. That's what this was, 120 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:33,680 Speaker 1: a designer remaking. You zoom out wide angle lens on 121 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:36,880 Speaker 1: all of this, and it is a sign of the times. 122 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:42,960 Speaker 1: It is a modern remix on a fairy tale where 123 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:47,920 Speaker 1: the pumpkin in this version of Cinderella is leased and 124 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:51,560 Speaker 1: the carriage has a big swoosh on it. There's a 125 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:56,080 Speaker 1: big sponsor logo. Carson Beck obviously did not come from rags. 126 00:07:56,080 --> 00:08:00,320 Speaker 1: He came from the Georgia Bulldogs and sec power house 127 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:06,240 Speaker 1: with room service and trophies and servants and all that. 128 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:10,520 Speaker 1: This was not a rescue mission. This was another bank 129 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:14,960 Speaker 1: heist for the quarterback, Carson Beck. Good for him in 130 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,440 Speaker 1: the nil era. This is what it's all about. The 131 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:23,120 Speaker 1: glass slipper is a big fat collective deal and Beck 132 00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:26,960 Speaker 1: dancing straight to the ball and mo what the ball 133 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:30,640 Speaker 1: he had chasing? I suppose there were four million dollars. 134 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:34,680 Speaker 1: That's a four million dollar quarterback. That's a nice payday 135 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:38,239 Speaker 1: for the Hurricanes. There he grabbed a bag of funions 136 00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:41,360 Speaker 1: on his way out as well. Enjoined those funions, had 137 00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:44,560 Speaker 1: a fun time. And that's not Cinderella. It's more Oceans 138 00:08:44,559 --> 00:08:48,000 Speaker 1: eleven wearing shoulder pads is what this is. And it's 139 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,920 Speaker 1: savvy capitalism, whatever way you want to frame it, but 140 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:54,160 Speaker 1: it's what we have today. We have free agency in 141 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:58,280 Speaker 1: college football and you don't really have to do tern papers. 142 00:08:58,280 --> 00:09:00,319 Speaker 1: I don't think I can't imagine you think, when's the 143 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:03,080 Speaker 1: last time Carson Beck went to class? Does it? Matt? 144 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:06,199 Speaker 1: Who cares? We watched some semi pro football. We don't 145 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:07,440 Speaker 1: care if these guys go to school. We don't care. 146 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:10,080 Speaker 1: They're idiots. Who cares. Just catch the damn ball or 147 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:13,480 Speaker 1: throw the damn ball. Don't call it magic though, Don't 148 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:16,360 Speaker 1: call it. No, don't do that. Carson Beck did not 149 00:09:16,559 --> 00:09:21,080 Speaker 1: stumble into into midnight. He set a bunch of alarms, 150 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:23,439 Speaker 1: took a bunch of calls, He negotiated and went back 151 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:26,600 Speaker 1: and forth, and to his credit, he actually has played 152 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:30,400 Speaker 1: pretty well well enough in this college football playoff to 153 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:33,640 Speaker 1: justify the price tag. Right, you pay if you're the 154 00:09:33,679 --> 00:09:37,000 Speaker 1: Boosters at Miami, you pay four million dollars to get 155 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,240 Speaker 1: to the National Championship Game and to win it. They 156 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:41,760 Speaker 1: haven't won it yet, but they're there now, one win away, 157 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:47,600 Speaker 1: and the ledger at Miami reads money well spent. They 158 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,640 Speaker 1: purchased the ring. They just might have to return it, 159 00:09:50,679 --> 00:09:53,320 Speaker 1: but at this point they have it, so we'll see 160 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:55,760 Speaker 1: what happens there now. Staying with the theme of the hour, 161 00:09:56,320 --> 00:10:00,079 Speaker 1: on the lose ers side, this space mountain ride, it 162 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:04,640 Speaker 1: has come to a stop. It is ov R for 163 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:07,880 Speaker 1: the Cindo rel. It's hard to call Old missus Cinderella 164 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:12,080 Speaker 1: because in the SEC it's like, like SEC Cinderella would 165 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:15,400 Speaker 1: be Vanderbilt. That would be kinda that would be kind 166 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:19,400 Speaker 1: of that. But looking at the long term weather models here, 167 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:22,880 Speaker 1: let's let's break this down. Is the future bright as 168 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:26,720 Speaker 1: the dust settles? Is the future bright? For coach Pete Goldings, 169 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:31,800 Speaker 1: Old Miss team after the college football run is now 170 00:10:32,679 --> 00:10:37,360 Speaker 1: dun skies is the future bright. So you pop onto 171 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:38,920 Speaker 1: the hood here and again you look at the long 172 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,280 Speaker 1: term weather models, because not only do we do sports here, 173 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:43,320 Speaker 1: we do weather. And if you look at the forecast, 174 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:46,439 Speaker 1: you see some clouds, there's a little bit of drizzle, 175 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:52,840 Speaker 1: and maybe some some stray thunderclaps out there. So this 176 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:56,439 Speaker 1: is not a clear blue sky situation. It is not. 177 00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:59,840 Speaker 1: I don't think you'd say that either. Old Miss has 178 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:04,840 Speaker 1: has been a college football wasteland for decades, a place 179 00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:08,720 Speaker 1: where dreams go and take a nice nap in Oxford 180 00:11:09,559 --> 00:11:13,040 Speaker 1: and forget the alarm clock and just snooze. And then 181 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:18,280 Speaker 1: Lane Kiffin showed up like a red bull IV drip. 182 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:21,920 Speaker 1: He would do the shaken bake and the Bugie will 183 00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:24,840 Speaker 1: Gee on the camera and as they say in that 184 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:28,040 Speaker 1: commercial that kept getting played during the game, he was 185 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:31,600 Speaker 1: the hotty toddy Lane Kiffin there at all miss and 186 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:35,680 Speaker 1: he's sold hope like it was a late night infomercial. 187 00:11:35,679 --> 00:11:39,360 Speaker 1: But wait, there's more now. Golding I don't know much 188 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:41,440 Speaker 1: about him. There's a couple of sound bites that I like. 189 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,839 Speaker 1: The early read is though, that he's much more of 190 00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:50,160 Speaker 1: an instructional manual kind of a coach. It's necessary, nobody's 191 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:55,840 Speaker 1: that excited about it. Though it's standard issue, solid, dependable. 192 00:11:56,480 --> 00:12:03,000 Speaker 1: Golding's not bad. It's not that he's conference room oatmeal 193 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:05,800 Speaker 1: is what he is. That's what he's conference has bland 194 00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:09,480 Speaker 1: and it's not that warm, and it's there for if 195 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:13,200 Speaker 1: you want it. In today's college football, though the economy 196 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:16,560 Speaker 1: it doesn't make it tingle. And this always comes back 197 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:20,160 Speaker 1: to three letters nil, name, image, likeness. You got to 198 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:21,559 Speaker 1: pay the man to be the man. To be the man, 199 00:12:21,559 --> 00:12:23,559 Speaker 1: you got to pay the man. And that's the gas 200 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:27,000 Speaker 1: pedal without the bags of cash. You're riding on a 201 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:30,280 Speaker 1: tricycle and you're trying to win the Daytona five hundred. 202 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:32,400 Speaker 1: Good Luck on that. Good luck on trying to win 203 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:35,880 Speaker 1: the daytona five hundred on a tricycle. Now, the thing is, 204 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:38,040 Speaker 1: the boosters are still there. There's obviously a fair amount 205 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:40,920 Speaker 1: of money at All Miss and they got nothing else 206 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:43,559 Speaker 1: to spend it on other than their football team. But 207 00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:47,000 Speaker 1: yet the future it's not it's not dark. I'll say 208 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,720 Speaker 1: it's overcast. How about that, because you're you're still in 209 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:54,200 Speaker 1: the SEC. Although that's it's not quite as good right now, 210 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:56,640 Speaker 1: at this moment, Right at this moment, the SEC is 211 00:12:56,679 --> 00:12:59,079 Speaker 1: not looking as good as it did a year ago 212 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:01,559 Speaker 1: or two years ago, three years ago, whatever. So might 213 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:04,440 Speaker 1: want to bring the umbrella if you're a fan and 214 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:08,360 Speaker 1: the sun is not guarantee. It is not guaranteed, all right? 215 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:15,000 Speaker 1: Last word to the Lane train, true true, yeah so 216 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:19,320 Speaker 1: Lane commenting at the end. There was a controversial play, 217 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:22,719 Speaker 1: the final play for Old Miss, where there was some 218 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:27,000 Speaker 1: serious wrestling going on. You make the call, is that 219 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:30,560 Speaker 1: a pass interference penalty in the end zone? And then 220 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:33,000 Speaker 1: you have one more play. It wouldn't you know, it's 221 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,480 Speaker 1: not the NFL, so it wouldn't have been the one 222 00:13:34,559 --> 00:13:36,839 Speaker 1: yard line, but they would have picked up a trunk 223 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:39,440 Speaker 1: of yards and moved the ball closer and had one 224 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:44,440 Speaker 1: last play or is it a non call? So it's 225 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:47,160 Speaker 1: Lane was like, ah, that was a penalty. And if 226 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:48,800 Speaker 1: I was laying kiff And I would have said the 227 00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:50,800 Speaker 1: same thing. Because he had a quarter of a million 228 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:55,280 Speaker 1: dollar wager, not on DraftKings. That was at Old Miss, 229 00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:59,760 Speaker 1: that was a university, Louisiana State University. A quarter of 230 00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:03,040 Speaker 1: a million dollars. Now, an Old Miss win would have 231 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:07,480 Speaker 1: earned Lane Kiffen another two hundred fifty thousand dollars. Now, 232 00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:09,600 Speaker 1: I watched it and I was like, I really wanted 233 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:12,480 Speaker 1: to go passing deference passing inference, but they were both 234 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:14,559 Speaker 1: grabbing each other. So it's like, you know, and they 235 00:14:14,559 --> 00:14:16,520 Speaker 1: almost never call that at the end of the game, right, 236 00:14:16,559 --> 00:14:19,240 Speaker 1: They almost never call that because let them decide the 237 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:21,280 Speaker 1: game on the field and all that. And if it 238 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:24,280 Speaker 1: had been completely one sided where it was just the 239 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:26,840 Speaker 1: Miami player grabbing the Old Mess player, I said, okay, 240 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:28,440 Speaker 1: that you gotta call that, but it was they were 241 00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:32,520 Speaker 1: grabbing each other, all right. Question, are you bummed out? 242 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:35,280 Speaker 1: I want you to be honest, Are you bummed out 243 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:39,160 Speaker 1: that former Old Miss coach Lane Kiffen missed out on 244 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:45,160 Speaker 1: two hundred and fifty thousand dollars in a bonus. Yeah, 245 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:46,920 Speaker 1: so I'll go first. I gotta tell you I am 246 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:52,080 Speaker 1: absolutely I'm for klemped here. I've already lit a candle 247 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:56,040 Speaker 1: in the remote studio. Here. Lane Kiffin is down to 248 00:14:56,160 --> 00:15:00,000 Speaker 1: his last yacht payment. Think about that. This is tragedy. 249 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:04,960 Speaker 1: It's absolutely tragic. This is like Grapes of Wrath stuff. 250 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:08,160 Speaker 1: If you know that movie back in there. Lane's gone, 251 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:12,120 Speaker 1: He's gone from Old miss He's now in Baton Rouge. 252 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:15,800 Speaker 1: And I'm thinking he probably went out after the game 253 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:19,120 Speaker 1: and started rattling a tin cump and said, you know, 254 00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:22,040 Speaker 1: send me money like our friend weed man, hippie. You know, 255 00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:24,400 Speaker 1: got some spare nil money. I need some help here. 256 00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:28,000 Speaker 1: Of course, it's it's all fake hardship, right, this is 257 00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:34,600 Speaker 1: Instagram influencer, poor hard scrabble streets unless it's not. And 258 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:37,600 Speaker 1: Lane didn't lose any money. He just got extra bonus 259 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:40,360 Speaker 1: on top of bonus on top of bonus. Because the 260 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:44,480 Speaker 1: people at Louisiana State have They've got some have you 261 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:47,400 Speaker 1: got some issues? Anyway? It's like you tell like when 262 00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:49,480 Speaker 1: you back in the day, people used to have this 263 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:51,160 Speaker 1: thing called change, and every once in a while in 264 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:55,680 Speaker 1: the old days, people would drop some change into the sofa, 265 00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:59,560 Speaker 1: into the couch cushions, and you decide is it worth 266 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:03,520 Speaker 1: my truble to dig around and find it? And oftentimes no, 267 00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:06,400 Speaker 1: And then like once every couple of years, you'd dig 268 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:08,920 Speaker 1: through the sofings. Oh man, I got like I got 269 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:12,360 Speaker 1: two dollars and thirty five cents. That's pretty good. That's 270 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:17,000 Speaker 1: pretty good. Now. My favorite part is that he's you 271 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,480 Speaker 1: don't get the money, but I guess he gets his 272 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:20,200 Speaker 1: staff back, right, that's the thing. They all head to 273 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:23,320 Speaker 1: batal rugs now and they'll have a big meeting, big 274 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:25,640 Speaker 1: pow wow where and that's how it goes. So it's 275 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:28,040 Speaker 1: not really a loss. It was like a coupon, buy 276 00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:32,200 Speaker 1: one coordinator, get the rest for free. And so Lane Kiffin, 277 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:36,640 Speaker 1: who always has fallen up, he always falls up. The 278 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:40,480 Speaker 1: guy's the deluxe snake oil salesman, Lane Kiffin. In a 279 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:43,480 Speaker 1: business filled with people who are all cut out of 280 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:46,880 Speaker 1: the same cloth, Lane just as a little more sleazy 281 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:51,480 Speaker 1: and that drives the other snake oil salesman, Battie, drives 282 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:54,160 Speaker 1: a Battie and he's the kind of guy Lane that 283 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:57,400 Speaker 1: would have no problem selling flood insurance in the middle 284 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:59,760 Speaker 1: of a drought in the desert and he'd be fine 285 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:02,320 Speaker 1: with it. And so the two hundred and fifty thousand, 286 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:06,440 Speaker 1: he's likely going to make that back by the end 287 00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:09,560 Speaker 1: of the day on Friday before actually not even the 288 00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:13,639 Speaker 1: end it before lunch by flirting with some LSU boosters 289 00:17:14,359 --> 00:17:17,840 Speaker 1: and sub tweeting some recruits and Lane as a snake charmer. 290 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:24,359 Speaker 1: He's a Walmart greeter, big smile, kind of dead eyes, 291 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:28,000 Speaker 1: kind of dead eyes. There, welcome in. Also, Hey, what's 292 00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:31,400 Speaker 1: your forty time and your GPA? And how much would 293 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:34,439 Speaker 1: it cost for you to come to school here? How 294 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:37,880 Speaker 1: would you feel about transferring? Yeah, Boutton Rouge is really 295 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:41,120 Speaker 1: nice in the winter, it's really nice. So he'll get 296 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:44,159 Speaker 1: back and Lane will be poaching talent. How many of 297 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:47,199 Speaker 1: these Old Miss players? How many of these guys are 298 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:51,120 Speaker 1: going to transfer to follow Lane Kiffin to LSU. What's 299 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:53,680 Speaker 1: the number is? Do we have an over under on that? 300 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:58,600 Speaker 1: Is it four? If I said over under four players 301 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:01,959 Speaker 1: that played in the championship game for Old Miss end 302 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:05,879 Speaker 1: up playing for LSU in the portal, I'll sit the 303 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:08,240 Speaker 1: over on earth. It's not zero, right? Can we agree 304 00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:11,320 Speaker 1: it's not zero? At least a couple of players will 305 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:13,919 Speaker 1: go and Lane will be out there poaching talent like 306 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:18,560 Speaker 1: a raccoon in a dumpster behind Whole Foods, just going 307 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:22,439 Speaker 1: for it, just having a grand old time. And why not, 308 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:26,480 Speaker 1: why the bleepity bleep nod. 309 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:29,040 Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maler 310 00:18:29,119 --> 00:18:32,639 Speaker 2: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on 311 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:35,680 Speaker 2: Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio app. 312 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:39,399 Speaker 5: Hey it's Rob Parker and Calvin Washington from The Odd 313 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:42,399 Speaker 5: Couple on Fox Sports Radio. 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That's 324 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:19,800 Speaker 1: our lead store. If you somehow miss this, I don't 325 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:22,240 Speaker 1: know how you would have a day or so after 326 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:26,159 Speaker 1: saying hey I'm back, baby, I'm back, the Dolphins said no, 327 00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:30,199 Speaker 1: you're not loser, and the Dolphins gave Mike McDaniel the 328 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:33,359 Speaker 1: old heave. Ho told them to take a long walk 329 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:36,600 Speaker 1: off a short peer, and he did so. This after 330 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:40,000 Speaker 1: he said he would be sticking around in Miami. They 331 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:44,159 Speaker 1: cut ties with their coach after a second straight season 332 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:47,240 Speaker 1: where they did not make the postseason. Dolphins, if my 333 00:19:47,359 --> 00:19:49,000 Speaker 1: math is right, is it the eighth team? 334 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:49,119 Speaker 5: Now? 335 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:52,359 Speaker 1: I believe it is. He's the eighth NFL team that 336 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:56,560 Speaker 1: has decided to say bye bye to their head coach. 337 00:19:56,960 --> 00:20:02,280 Speaker 1: So twenty five percent, twenty five percent failure rate in 338 00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:05,640 Speaker 1: the NFL. Twenty five percent of coaches have been let 339 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:07,760 Speaker 1: go and we're not even done yet. There's more coming 340 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:10,560 Speaker 1: after wildcard weekend. Somehow, Aaron Glenn is not one of 341 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:15,719 Speaker 1: those coaches. So all right now. Stephen Ross issued a 342 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:18,640 Speaker 1: prepared statement. That's the rich guy that owns the Dolphins. 343 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:23,720 Speaker 1: He said, quote after careful evaluation and extensive discussion since 344 00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:26,840 Speaker 1: the season ended, I have made the decision that our 345 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:33,560 Speaker 1: organization is in need of comprehensive change. That's the money 346 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:36,480 Speaker 1: quote from that also a good jumping off points. So 347 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:44,359 Speaker 1: let us discuss the question after firing Stephen Ross. After 348 00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:48,520 Speaker 1: firing mister McDaniel, Stephen Ross said, Stephen Ross, the owner 349 00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:53,400 Speaker 1: said that the Dolphins need a quote, comprehensive change after 350 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:55,480 Speaker 1: they let go of Mike McDaniels. So how do you 351 00:20:55,560 --> 00:21:03,119 Speaker 1: unpack this one? So my observations, I've got kombucha, Wendy's, 352 00:21:04,359 --> 00:21:08,840 Speaker 1: and Picky Eater, and well combined all of these things 353 00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:12,040 Speaker 1: together and we were going to play connect three now 354 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:23,480 Speaker 1: number enough. Well, when Stephen Rass says the Dolphins need 355 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:27,119 Speaker 1: comprehensive change, that's his quote. That those are his words 356 00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:30,840 Speaker 1: or somebody wrote them for them, but they were pretending 357 00:21:31,119 --> 00:21:34,000 Speaker 1: that that's what he said. So fine, that is not 358 00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:39,080 Speaker 1: corporate jargon. That is a concession speech. It is that 359 00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:43,760 Speaker 1: is a billionaire the billionaire version of uh, yeah, this 360 00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:47,080 Speaker 1: ain't it, dude, Yeah, this ain't it, dude, It's not it. 361 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:50,919 Speaker 1: He rolled the dice. He hired the guy that looked 362 00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:53,760 Speaker 1: like he shouldn't be a head coach. He hired the 363 00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:56,760 Speaker 1: guy that looked like he should be doing a podcast 364 00:21:57,040 --> 00:22:02,400 Speaker 1: at south By Southwest or serving you coffee at Starbucks. 365 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:07,480 Speaker 1: And what did he get? He got a lukewarm tuna 366 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:11,960 Speaker 1: fish sandwich, which, for some of you is edible. It's 367 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:16,959 Speaker 1: also forgettable and they didn't even include a pickle. Finished 368 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:21,560 Speaker 1: up thirty five and thirty three. Not exactly evolution. That 369 00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:24,480 Speaker 1: is like the screensaver on your laptop. It just keeps 370 00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:26,600 Speaker 1: popping up when you step away for a couple of minutes. 371 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:32,159 Speaker 1: Four years zero playoff wins now Ross finally admitting the 372 00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:36,320 Speaker 1: owner there that Mike McDaniel was in over his jet 373 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:39,720 Speaker 1: skis if you know what I'm saying. There supposedly a 374 00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:42,800 Speaker 1: great play caller, smart guy and all that, but the 375 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:51,840 Speaker 1: head coach not so much. And it's watching him coach. 376 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:55,639 Speaker 1: It was always bizarre because he just didn't look like 377 00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:59,760 Speaker 1: it and his team's performed often like he didn't know 378 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:02,359 Speaker 1: what he is doing, and it was kind of like 379 00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:07,720 Speaker 1: asking your valet to fly the plane. Why would you 380 00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:09,800 Speaker 1: ask the valet to fly the plane as well, because 381 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:11,240 Speaker 1: he knows where the keys are. I know, he knows 382 00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:12,399 Speaker 1: where the keys are, but he didn't know how to 383 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:13,919 Speaker 1: fly plane. But he knows where the keys are, and 384 00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:15,240 Speaker 1: then you can put the key in the thing, and 385 00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:18,119 Speaker 1: the planes even half keys. I don't know. But the 386 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:21,760 Speaker 1: issue was the fire in the belly. The fire in 387 00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:25,720 Speaker 1: the belly. Mike McDaniel has a small belly, the fire 388 00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:30,000 Speaker 1: in the belly. It's just kombucha, lots of kombucha, as 389 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:34,119 Speaker 1: in kombucha tea. Being a leader of men generally speak, 390 00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:38,040 Speaker 1: not always, there are exceptions, but generally speaking requires edge, 391 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:43,040 Speaker 1: some snarl. Is there any snarl in mcdang? I don't 392 00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:46,439 Speaker 1: think so. Instead, what they got there was no kombucha. There. 393 00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:48,720 Speaker 1: There was a lot of flax seeds and vibes. That's it. 394 00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:53,680 Speaker 1: And then Stephen Ross doesn't sound mad, just sounded disappointed. 395 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,240 Speaker 1: And that's worse. Isn't that worse than being mad? Disappointed 396 00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:59,719 Speaker 1: is worse than being mad. And this is him saying, 397 00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:06,840 Speaker 1: the experiment is ov r ov are over. The dolphins 398 00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:10,520 Speaker 1: want now a real coach, be careful what you wish for. 399 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:14,800 Speaker 1: Less silicon valley, more hard hat, lunch pale type coach, 400 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:20,639 Speaker 1: less wellness, seminar, more whistle whistle whistle. And so they 401 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:27,439 Speaker 1: say comprehensive change. Comprehensive change, which means stop mistaking clever 402 00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:31,680 Speaker 1: for commanding. That is not commanding. That is the mumbling 403 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,680 Speaker 1: and the blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, the 404 00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:37,119 Speaker 1: stumbling and the mumbling, the whole thing there and pretending 405 00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:43,199 Speaker 1: like the positivity is a win in January, it is not. 406 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:48,439 Speaker 1: Now page two, continuing the frame by frame in depth 407 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:52,000 Speaker 1: team coverage breakdown of the coaching change in Miami. So 408 00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:59,520 Speaker 1: the question what's next for Mike McDaniel after the Dolphins firing? 409 00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:02,000 Speaker 1: So he got Is he gonna be selling you weight 410 00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:04,480 Speaker 1: loss drugs? Now? Is he gonna be working at the 411 00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:07,960 Speaker 1: coffee shop? Well, Daniel is living the life. You'll be 412 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,840 Speaker 1: getting a nice big check from the Dolphins. And in 413 00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:14,159 Speaker 1: this business, if you want to call what they do 414 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:17,800 Speaker 1: a business, you don't soul search. You don't have a 415 00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:20,840 Speaker 1: pity party. You repack your duffel bag and you splash 416 00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:23,800 Speaker 1: some water on your face, and you shove off to 417 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:27,680 Speaker 1: the next township. And you're a carpetbagger. You're toting your 418 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:31,440 Speaker 1: pack down the dusty winnemuck a road. More planes, trains 419 00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:35,640 Speaker 1: and automobiles, round and round and round and round, round 420 00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:37,600 Speaker 1: and then round and round and round the coaching carols. 421 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:42,320 Speaker 1: Then one of the early whispers has the Cleveland Browns 422 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:47,879 Speaker 1: sniffing around. Yeah, that's uh, that would be good punishment 423 00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:51,399 Speaker 1: for Mike McDaniel. You've just been fired by Miami Dolphins. 424 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:56,520 Speaker 1: We're gonna send you not to Siberia. Cleveland, Okay, good 425 00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:59,280 Speaker 1: luck on that. You got no quarterback, they got a 426 00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:03,240 Speaker 1: bad owner. What could possibly happen there? And if you 427 00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:06,320 Speaker 1: believe the interweb, there are roughly seven or eight people 428 00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:08,440 Speaker 1: the Browns are going to hire as coach. Mike McDaniel 429 00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:11,520 Speaker 1: lee latest name to pop up. He does have a 430 00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:14,359 Speaker 1: history there. He was sentenced to a season back in 431 00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:19,639 Speaker 1: twenty fourteen, twelve years ago under Kyle Shanahan, who was 432 00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:24,160 Speaker 1: the OC in Cleveland at the time. And so the Browns, 433 00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:26,560 Speaker 1: he's done that, He's been there, he's been part of 434 00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:30,639 Speaker 1: that operation. And you can chalk that up to what 435 00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:36,080 Speaker 1: plausible deniability with interest you would think. Now the other question, 436 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:39,280 Speaker 1: would Cleveland be a good landing spot, Well, that would 437 00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:43,160 Speaker 1: be a reach. That would be a reach. The one 438 00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:46,560 Speaker 1: positive it keeps you with a seat at the table, 439 00:26:47,359 --> 00:26:50,840 Speaker 1: and once you lose those gigs, it's hard to get 440 00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:53,280 Speaker 1: another one and you normally have to wait a while. 441 00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:56,679 Speaker 1: And if you can hop, skip and jump in the line, 442 00:26:56,800 --> 00:27:01,040 Speaker 1: that would be the way to go. However, it's double jeopardy. 443 00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:03,399 Speaker 1: If you go to Cleveland and you suck more than 444 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:06,040 Speaker 1: you did in Miami, then that's it. You're destined to 445 00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:09,080 Speaker 1: just be a coordinator the rest of your time. That's 446 00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:15,119 Speaker 1: how that goes. And so he looked when the Dolphins 447 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:19,680 Speaker 1: played in cold weather, which happened usually once or twice 448 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:22,359 Speaker 1: a year, Mike McDaniel looked like a man trapped on 449 00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:25,080 Speaker 1: the Windy's menu board when you go through the drive through, 450 00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:28,800 Speaker 1: and what item Not the chicken sandwich, not the Nuggies? No, no, no, 451 00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:31,720 Speaker 1: that would be a frosty. That would be a frosty. Now, 452 00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:34,720 Speaker 1: imagine December on the shores of Lake I'd say January, 453 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,080 Speaker 1: but the Browns would have to make the playoffs to 454 00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:39,960 Speaker 1: play in January. So a good luck, good luck. That 455 00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:41,040 Speaker 1: hoodie's not saving you. 456 00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:41,199 Speaker 3: Now. 457 00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:44,320 Speaker 1: The real answer, though, is that McDaniel, he's not gonna 458 00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:48,400 Speaker 1: I don't think he's gonna rush. You just get an 459 00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:52,280 Speaker 1: offensive coordinator job on a good team. On a good team, 460 00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:54,240 Speaker 1: a team is gonna be a winning team. Handpicked that 461 00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:58,520 Speaker 1: and rehab the old resume. Do that, and then wait 462 00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:01,360 Speaker 1: for the right temperature in the room on the thermostat. 463 00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:05,800 Speaker 1: You do that, and the right owner comes a call in, 464 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,399 Speaker 1: and you just go get an offensive coordinator job and 465 00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:12,479 Speaker 1: have the announcers lick your toes like Robert Salom with 466 00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:15,399 Speaker 1: the forty nine ers. Right, every time I watch the 467 00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:18,080 Speaker 1: forty nine ers play and they make a good defensive play, 468 00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:21,359 Speaker 1: they always show Robert Salah clap on, clap off the 469 00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:24,119 Speaker 1: sala And then when they make a bonhead play or 470 00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:26,200 Speaker 1: they get burned the forty nine or defense. I don't 471 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,440 Speaker 1: know why they don't show Salad. It doesn't make any sense. 472 00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:32,320 Speaker 1: I don't understand. All right, Now back to South Florida. 473 00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:36,399 Speaker 1: What are the gambling odds on the Dolphins next coach? 474 00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:40,800 Speaker 1: What are the odds? So based on the percentages, I'm 475 00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:44,520 Speaker 1: gonna go from reverse to first. So the Broncos defensive 476 00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:47,840 Speaker 1: Cordner of Advance Joseph, believe it or not, is a 477 00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:52,120 Speaker 1: fifteen percent chance on the gambling market. The positive for 478 00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:56,840 Speaker 1: the Broncos is that the NFL devalues black coaches, so 479 00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:59,840 Speaker 1: they have to give teams that have them multiple drafting 480 00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:02,400 Speaker 1: Anyone think that's a good idea. By the way, I've 481 00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:04,120 Speaker 1: been blown away by this. They've know this for years, 482 00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:07,480 Speaker 1: the last few years. Anyway, where if you have a 483 00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:09,760 Speaker 1: minority coach and they go to a different team, the 484 00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:12,520 Speaker 1: team that had them gets two draft picks. This compensation, 485 00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:15,880 Speaker 1: which is to me, it just seems like a tremendous 486 00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:19,200 Speaker 1: lap in the face. I don't it's continued on anyway, 487 00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:22,880 Speaker 1: Robert Sala, who he coofed on because it's just ridiculous. 488 00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:25,440 Speaker 1: The forty nine are coverage he gets, He's a seventy 489 00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:28,480 Speaker 1: percent chance, same as Kevin Stefanski, the old Browns coach. 490 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,840 Speaker 1: Now then number two on the big board that would 491 00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:36,360 Speaker 1: be Jesse Minter, the Chargers defensive coordinator, a twenty percent chance. 492 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:39,800 Speaker 1: And at number one at the very top of the board, 493 00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:44,800 Speaker 1: that would be Ravens' former coach, John Harbaugh at forty 494 00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:50,720 Speaker 1: five percent. So this is the classic combo. You've got Harball, 495 00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:55,200 Speaker 1: top test kitchen, Jesse Minter, and then three bags of 496 00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:59,120 Speaker 1: leftovers that didn't work out very well. So good luck 497 00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:03,240 Speaker 1: on that all right. Now, question do you buy John 498 00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:08,400 Speaker 1: Harbaugh as the gambling odds leader for the Miami Dolphins 499 00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:12,600 Speaker 1: coaching job? So I'm I'm shaking my head. No, I 500 00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:16,280 Speaker 1: am skeptical on this. And here's why. The Dolphins coaching 501 00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:21,920 Speaker 1: odds board looks like a South Beach art installation. Right. 502 00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:25,600 Speaker 1: It's very loud, chaotic, there's a lot going on. There's 503 00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:30,280 Speaker 1: some interesting stuff and it's open to interpretation. That's open 504 00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:34,160 Speaker 1: to interpretation. John harbaughd forty five percent. How could that be? 505 00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:36,160 Speaker 1: He's supposedly not talk to them. I know a lot 506 00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:37,600 Speaker 1: of this stuff is going on right now. They're just 507 00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:41,560 Speaker 1: not announcing it. They have zoom interviews and things like that, 508 00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:44,400 Speaker 1: but they don't talk about that stuff. And he's the 509 00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:48,320 Speaker 1: headline act and you know he's got the neon buzzing 510 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:51,640 Speaker 1: in the window and all that stuff. I don't buy it. 511 00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:56,400 Speaker 1: And here's why. John Harbaugh as a picky eater and 512 00:30:56,480 --> 00:31:01,240 Speaker 1: the Dolphins are a plate of broccoli and carrots at 513 00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:04,640 Speaker 1: I don't know if I want that. I want to eat, 514 00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:06,360 Speaker 1: but I don't know. I want the Broccolian, the cares, well, 515 00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:08,000 Speaker 1: why don't you want the Brocolian? The carts, Well, I'd 516 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,240 Speaker 1: like to steak, but we serve Broccolian carts. But I 517 00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:13,320 Speaker 1: need a steak. Okay, we don't have that. Okay, Well, 518 00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:16,320 Speaker 1: then if you go to Buffalo or Philadelphia, is John 519 00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:18,480 Speaker 1: Harbor going to be actively rooting for certain teams to 520 00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:20,880 Speaker 1: lose so he can get a head coaching job in 521 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:24,920 Speaker 1: one of those places? Stay tuned developing hot dot dot 522 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:30,720 Speaker 1: Dot and so Miami wants him John Harbaugh more than 523 00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:34,440 Speaker 1: he wants Miami, it would appear. And so this is 524 00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:39,240 Speaker 1: what's known as a WT situation, wishful thinking with some 525 00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:43,840 Speaker 1: teal ink on it. Of those listed, the sharper play 526 00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:46,200 Speaker 1: would be, it's a starter job in Miami. So why 527 00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:51,280 Speaker 1: not start with jess Minter. Jesse Minter, the twenty percent odds, 528 00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:55,360 Speaker 1: the supposed quiet assassin. He's on the come, as they 529 00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:57,800 Speaker 1: say in gambling, and he's got the Michigan ties. We 530 00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:00,760 Speaker 1: know Steven Ross is a Michigan man. In fact, if 531 00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:02,680 Speaker 1: you cut him open, he bleeds maze and blue. He 532 00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:05,719 Speaker 1: might want to see a doctor. And then there's the 533 00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:10,840 Speaker 1: nostalgia Nudwicks, the nut Nicks out there pouncing around, pounding 534 00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:16,120 Speaker 1: the table. We want Shula, we want Shula, the Rams 535 00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:21,960 Speaker 1: defensive coordinator, Chris Shula. Nothing says, nothing at all says progress, 536 00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:26,600 Speaker 1: Like rewinding the VHS tape from back in the day 537 00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:31,080 Speaker 1: and the starter jacket with Don Shula and the teal jacket. 538 00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:35,880 Speaker 1: The teal is literally in the bloodstream of the Rams 539 00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:40,240 Speaker 1: defensive coordinator. Now, Don Shula was not just the godfather 540 00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:44,120 Speaker 1: now when he was the godfather who ran the family 541 00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:47,480 Speaker 1: business is what he was. And Chris Shula is just 542 00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:50,920 Speaker 1: kind of hanging on. There's a bit of a spotty 543 00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:53,600 Speaker 1: track record on the Sean McVay coaching tree. He does 544 00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:55,320 Speaker 1: so much. Now. The good news is Shula is a 545 00:32:55,360 --> 00:33:00,520 Speaker 1: defensive guy for the Rams. Imagine coaching the Dolph and 546 00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:03,360 Speaker 1: your grandfather was the all time winning his coach in 547 00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:06,880 Speaker 1: dolphin history. You think that's gonna shadow you around a 548 00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:09,280 Speaker 1: little bit? If me thinks it will. But what do 549 00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:10,240 Speaker 1: I know? What do I know? 550 00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:12,760 Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maler 551 00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:15,920 Speaker 2: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. 552 00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:19,240 Speaker 1: Here we go, it's smaller. How about that? 553 00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:24,600 Speaker 2: To the third degree? This is one big Ben gets 554 00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:25,840 Speaker 2: grilled good. 555 00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:30,280 Speaker 6: With John Harbaugh getting fired, many assumed that Lamar Jackson 556 00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:33,640 Speaker 6: won the power struggle in Baltimore. However, a report this 557 00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:36,160 Speaker 6: week suggested that the Ravens could still receive offers from 558 00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:39,280 Speaker 6: Lamar Jackson and that they would listen. Ben, Do you 559 00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:41,480 Speaker 6: think there's any chance that they could still trade him? 560 00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:43,880 Speaker 1: Well? Yeah, of course. If somebody calls up and says, 561 00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:46,480 Speaker 1: I'll offer you twelve first round draft picks and you know, 562 00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:50,120 Speaker 1: six players or whatever, yeah, of course you'd listen. The 563 00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:55,840 Speaker 1: chances are not zero, but they're below two percent that 564 00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:58,680 Speaker 1: Lamar would be traded. No, I mean they're gonna. They 565 00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:02,640 Speaker 1: made their decision keeping him and hopefully he'll continue to 566 00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:06,000 Speaker 1: be a astonishing, breathtaking player and all that he wasn't 567 00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:07,680 Speaker 1: that this year next. 568 00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:10,040 Speaker 6: It is being reported that Bobashett is looking for a 569 00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:12,520 Speaker 6: contract worth three hundred million dollars. 570 00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:14,520 Speaker 1: So am i, Coop, I would also like that. 571 00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:18,080 Speaker 6: Now, there are some that think these demands are ridiculous 572 00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:19,400 Speaker 6: and could deter teams. 573 00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:20,520 Speaker 4: Do you think it will? 574 00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:25,000 Speaker 1: No, because the teams have money to burn and Boba 575 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,799 Speaker 1: Schet's a good player. He's not a great player, he's 576 00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:29,640 Speaker 1: a good player. He actually played pretty well in the 577 00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:31,959 Speaker 1: World Series against the Dodgers where the Blue Jays choked 578 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:35,319 Speaker 1: it away against the Dodgers. Someone will pay him, and 579 00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:37,920 Speaker 1: it might even be the Dodgers, Coop. It might even 580 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,720 Speaker 1: be my Dodgers, because they they'll give him a contract 581 00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:42,319 Speaker 1: for ten dollars a year and the rest will be 582 00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:46,160 Speaker 1: paid until twenty one hundred or whatever. But it's it's 583 00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:47,879 Speaker 1: crazy what they're doing out there. But he'll get he'll 584 00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:50,120 Speaker 1: get his money. That's the going rate. 585 00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:52,640 Speaker 6: Next the Greek freaks at in an interview. There will 586 00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:54,360 Speaker 6: be never be a chance, and there will never be 587 00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:55,799 Speaker 6: a moment that I will come out and say I 588 00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:56,520 Speaker 6: want to trade. 589 00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:56,839 Speaker 1: Ben. 590 00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:58,080 Speaker 4: Does this quiet the trade talk? 591 00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:01,200 Speaker 1: No, it doesn't matter if you actually say it. His 592 00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:04,239 Speaker 1: actions have indicated he would like out of Milwaukee. How 593 00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:04,960 Speaker 1: did we do? 594 00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:05,719 Speaker 4: You passed us asition? 595 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,000 Speaker 1: That's a weird put it on the four. I won 596 00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:10,200 Speaker 1: the game, nature boy, I won the game. 597 00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:13,400 Speaker 2: Fox Sports Radio has the best sports talk lineup in 598 00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:16,800 Speaker 2: the nation. Catch all of our shows at Foxsports Radio 599 00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:21,000 Speaker 2: dot com and within the iHeartRadio app. Search FSR to 600 00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:27,600 Speaker 2: listen live. Knock Knock, Who's there? Blame weed Blame week too. 601 00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:32,480 Speaker 1: It's big Ben's lame joke of the week, Actual jokes 602 00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:38,440 Speaker 1: by actual listeners. Buy the people there. Oh there's weed Man. 603 00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:39,360 Speaker 1: High weed Man. 604 00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,000 Speaker 2: Hey Ben, This is my job. 605 00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:46,240 Speaker 1: I work with you from Mondays and Thursday night. That's 606 00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:50,560 Speaker 1: my job. All I work for you, ten minutes a week. 607 00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:52,640 Speaker 1: This man, what dedication you have to. 608 00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:55,680 Speaker 4: Go? 609 00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:58,239 Speaker 1: We were national, We were all over the world, Me 610 00:35:58,280 --> 00:35:59,799 Speaker 1: and you, weed Man. Unbelievable. 611 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,560 Speaker 4: The biggest commitment he's made in the last twenty years. 612 00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:08,520 Speaker 1: And in many ways you're getting paid on your EBT 613 00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:10,640 Speaker 1: card by the government, so you are getting paid for this. 614 00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:14,920 Speaker 1: So congratulations. Sorry, OK, these are actual jokes again. You 615 00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:17,239 Speaker 1: want to send jokes in care of benmallor Show at 616 00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:21,160 Speaker 1: gmail dot com. Benmaalorshow at gmail dot com. What was 617 00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:27,720 Speaker 1: weed Man's New Year's resolution? What two words do nothing? 618 00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:35,680 Speaker 1: That's Brendan from Boston. Exciting news here. Did you hear 619 00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:38,920 Speaker 1: that Weedman was in the church choir for Christmas? 620 00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:40,200 Speaker 2: Wow? 621 00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:40,680 Speaker 5: No? 622 00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:45,480 Speaker 1: Really? Yeah, they needed someone to reach those high notes 623 00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:49,040 Speaker 1: and so they brought you in there. That's Tom. A 624 00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:53,200 Speaker 1: joke by Tom in Indiana. What's more bizarre than weed Man? 625 00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:59,200 Speaker 1: Hippie losing all of his teeth? What John Harbaugh losing 626 00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:02,400 Speaker 1: an entire locker room? Weed Man? How is that possible? 627 00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:06,239 Speaker 1: That's Gordon because it didn't happen. That's Gordon in Tacoma. 628 00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:10,560 Speaker 1: Why was weed Man upset when he learned that what 629 00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:13,400 Speaker 1: weymo was? Why was the upset when even what weymo was? 630 00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:14,480 Speaker 2: Why? 631 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:18,200 Speaker 1: Well, because weed Man thought it was the answer to 632 00:37:18,239 --> 00:37:22,160 Speaker 1: the question how much money should people send weed Man? 633 00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:27,400 Speaker 1: That's Eric in cam Weimo. Come on, all right, Uh, 634 00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:31,960 Speaker 1: that's a good one. Eric's a funny guy. Eric's good guy. 635 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:35,960 Speaker 1: What's weed man hoping? The first question is on a 636 00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:45,560 Speaker 1: rebooted Mallard spelling bee. What spell your email address? That's Eric? 637 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:48,600 Speaker 1: In case? Do you have an email address yet? Weed Man? 638 00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:48,840 Speaker 6: Have you? 639 00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:51,640 Speaker 1: Have you picked up a you have not no email yet? 640 00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:51,840 Speaker 2: No? 641 00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:57,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's hard to get I know, I gotta do 642 00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:59,120 Speaker 1: it for you, all right. Why did weed Man hippies 643 00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:04,640 Speaker 1: sign up with if tea Mobile? Why? Well, you heard 644 00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:08,520 Speaker 1: that they're offering two lines for thirty dollars. He got excited. 645 00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:13,480 Speaker 1: I had two lines of them, George and Uvaldi Texas. Interesting. 646 00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:15,680 Speaker 1: I guess. I guess that guy before was wrong in 647 00:38:15,719 --> 00:38:18,759 Speaker 1: Boston because John from Youngstown, Ohio says, if you heard 648 00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:22,400 Speaker 1: Weedman Hippie made a new New Year's resolution in twenty 649 00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:26,960 Speaker 1: twenty six, yeah, apparently you're going to continue to be 650 00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:31,600 Speaker 1: a lazy, weed smoking, bust out loser. According to John, 651 00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:36,399 Speaker 1: that's not very nice John, although you did laugh, all right. 652 00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:39,520 Speaker 1: Why did Weedman Hippie use powdered soap when he was 653 00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:40,040 Speaker 1: in jail? 654 00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:41,280 Speaker 2: Wow? 655 00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:45,280 Speaker 1: Why? Well, apparently takes longer to pick up in the shower, 656 00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:47,000 Speaker 1: So I don't know what that's about George and your 657 00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:53,560 Speaker 1: Valdi Texas. George, feel good. You gotta that terrible if. 658 00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:58,239 Speaker 1: If Lizzo is on a seafood diet, what kind of 659 00:38:58,280 --> 00:38:59,319 Speaker 1: diet is weedman on? 660 00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:00,560 Speaker 2: Wow? 661 00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:06,920 Speaker 1: Wa, well he's on a sea weed diet. See weed 662 00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:11,960 Speaker 1: and smoke it. That's Noah in Austin. Thank you. No, 663 00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:14,960 Speaker 1: he also sent this one in What kind of expectations 664 00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:16,279 Speaker 1: does weed man have? 665 00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:18,439 Speaker 2: What kind? 666 00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:21,040 Speaker 1: Oh? Come on, weed man? This is We've had this 667 00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:25,120 Speaker 1: joke before, very high expectations from all the weed Come on, 668 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:28,640 Speaker 1: now you know that weed man big Ben's lame jokes 669 00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:31,440 Speaker 1: of the week. Did you hear that weed as go? 670 00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:34,879 Speaker 1: Did you hear that weed man hippie had trouble adjusting 671 00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:40,480 Speaker 1: after he joined the newdest colony? Yeah? Yeah, apparently the 672 00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:44,359 Speaker 1: first few days were the hardest for you. But after 673 00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:50,600 Speaker 1: that things calm down. There there's a weed man. Your 674 00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:55,560 Speaker 1: roommate good, no problems with your room man, Everything good there? Yes, No, 675 00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:59,040 Speaker 1: I'm by now, I know so you That's what I'm saying. 676 00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:02,759 Speaker 1: You're happier by your So that's good right now. You 677 00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:04,400 Speaker 1: don't need Joey the bellman to hook you up or 678 00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:08,680 Speaker 1: anything like that. Now, you're good all right? When I 679 00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:11,640 Speaker 1: do okay? All right? Why I know you're never bashful 680 00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:13,839 Speaker 1: about that. Why did weed Man quit his job as 681 00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:19,680 Speaker 1: a Walmart greeter? Why apparently you realize that they wanted 682 00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:24,000 Speaker 1: you to say hi all day and not stay high. 683 00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:30,480 Speaker 1: That's Chip in Maine. Good joke, Bye Chip. That is 684 00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:33,239 Speaker 1: a good one, all right. What is weed Man's favorite food? 685 00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:38,080 Speaker 1: What baked goods? From Mike the Leprechaun thinking of that? 686 00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:43,320 Speaker 1: Why did weed Man get fired from Amazon? Why you 687 00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:46,160 Speaker 1: kept stealing all the cardboard boxes? Why were you doing that? 688 00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:49,840 Speaker 1: It's Michael Leprechaun, all right. Did you hear that Lizzo 689 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:54,960 Speaker 1: got into some legal trouble? Really? Yeah? Yeah, well apparent 690 00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:58,360 Speaker 1: she had to call her whale bondsman. That's a brandan 691 00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:03,640 Speaker 1: from Boston. What was Marcel's favorite toy? What was Marcell's 692 00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:05,040 Speaker 1: favorite toy as a child? 693 00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:05,520 Speaker 5: What? 694 00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:10,960 Speaker 1: Building blocks? Building blocks? What do you call it? When 695 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,760 Speaker 1: the rain up blows out her birthday candles and Michael 696 00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:18,120 Speaker 1: Leprechaun disappears a look of the wish. There you go. 697 00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:20,080 Speaker 1: That's a shippin' man. I screwed up the punchline, but 698 00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:20,640 Speaker 1: you got the joke. 699 00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:20,920 Speaker 2: Thank you. 700 00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:21,359 Speaker 1: We Man. 701 00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:24,000 Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller 702 00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:27,200 Speaker 2: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. 703 00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:29,520 Speaker 5: Well believe Coop. 704 00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:30,600 Speaker 2: Scoop on Entertainment. 705 00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:34,560 Speaker 1: The first segment of twenty twenty six starts right now, 706 00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:38,120 Speaker 1: and here is the only one who covers pop culture. 707 00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:42,640 Speaker 3: Like oh Ma, alm My Man, Pumpty and Bob Ruffle. 708 00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:44,120 Speaker 1: Fan on that take it away. 709 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:50,440 Speaker 4: Thank you, Marcel, I appreciate it. All right, bye bye bye. 710 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,520 Speaker 6: All right, if we're gonna start off in theaters like 711 00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:54,800 Speaker 6: we always do on Coop Scoop and Entertainment. And a 712 00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:56,279 Speaker 6: couple of movies that I want to point out. The 713 00:41:56,320 --> 00:42:01,239 Speaker 6: first one is a sequel. It is called Greenland two Migration. 714 00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:02,279 Speaker 1: Now. 715 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:05,440 Speaker 6: I'm not sure if you remember the first Greenland movie, 716 00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:10,640 Speaker 6: but it was a one of those comet apocalypse movies 717 00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:15,719 Speaker 6: spoiler alert. Since there's a sequel, they survived, at least 718 00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:18,520 Speaker 6: the main family did in the first movie, and they're 719 00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:22,320 Speaker 6: back with Gerard Butler leading the way in the cast. 720 00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:25,880 Speaker 6: And in the aftermath of that comic strike that decimated 721 00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:28,800 Speaker 6: most of the planet, the family must leave the safety 722 00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:31,560 Speaker 6: of their Greenland bunker to traverse a shattered world in 723 00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:36,120 Speaker 6: search of a new home. It's got middling reviews. Also 724 00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:40,440 Speaker 6: out this weekend in theaters is a movie called Primate, 725 00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:45,640 Speaker 6: and this is a horror movie with a chimpanzee. So 726 00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:49,359 Speaker 6: in Primate, a group of friends tropical vacation turns into 727 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:54,480 Speaker 6: a terrifying primal tale of horror, horror and survival. That 728 00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:58,399 Speaker 6: one's actually got better reviews than Greenland two. So check 729 00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:02,600 Speaker 6: that out. That's in theaters right now. Moving over to television, 730 00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:06,120 Speaker 6: we have and this is already it's already premiered, but 731 00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:08,720 Speaker 6: it's available on HBO Max right now. The second season 732 00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:13,440 Speaker 6: of The Pit. That is the smash hit drama series 733 00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:14,040 Speaker 6: on each. 734 00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:17,560 Speaker 1: Of about the New Mexico Lobos that play their basketball games. 735 00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:18,440 Speaker 1: Of the Pit it is not. 736 00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:25,640 Speaker 6: It is about a Pittsburgh hospital and it is. The 737 00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:28,680 Speaker 6: cast is led by Noah Wiley from er Fame and 738 00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:32,080 Speaker 6: this show actually won Outstanding Drama Series at the Emmys 739 00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:36,960 Speaker 6: last year. And basically the cool thing about this show 740 00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:39,479 Speaker 6: is each episode it plays out in real time. 741 00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:42,600 Speaker 4: So each episode is one hour of. 742 00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:48,120 Speaker 6: A fifteen hour shift at a Pittsburgh emergency room, and 743 00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:51,360 Speaker 6: so the second season will be another shift. 744 00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:53,880 Speaker 1: This one is that for Pete and Pittsburgh, see if 745 00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:54,399 Speaker 1: he's in there. 746 00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:56,400 Speaker 4: Yeah yeah. 747 00:43:56,000 --> 00:44:00,239 Speaker 6: This season takes place on the fourth of July holiday, 748 00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:02,600 Speaker 6: So check that out on HBO Max. 749 00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:06,719 Speaker 1: Burns Fireworks oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. 750 00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:08,000 Speaker 4: Oh that's that should be good. 751 00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:10,799 Speaker 6: Uh yeah, so that is available on HBO Max right now. 752 00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:14,040 Speaker 6: This second season has great reviews. Uh, you know, following 753 00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:18,680 Speaker 6: the first season. Then on Sunday, after the NFC Wild 754 00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:21,600 Speaker 6: Card broadcast on Fox. 755 00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:23,719 Speaker 1: On Fox, You Better Watch. 756 00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:28,920 Speaker 6: Will be the latest reboot of Fear Factor. Yes, this 757 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:32,720 Speaker 6: one is Fear Factor House of Fear. This time around 758 00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:36,920 Speaker 6: Johnny Knoxville. No, no, not Joe Rogan. Johnny Knoxville will 759 00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:39,759 Speaker 6: be the Hostgan's making too much money to do that, 760 00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:41,880 Speaker 6: you can. I kind of like that it's Johnny Knoxville 761 00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:44,319 Speaker 6: because now it's like it's hosted by somebody that would 762 00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:46,919 Speaker 6: actually do all of the crazy crap that they're doing 763 00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:50,200 Speaker 6: in the show, right, you know, jack ass that. 764 00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:52,640 Speaker 1: Show because of legal reasons. I thought they were got 765 00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:55,520 Speaker 1: in trouble, people were getting damaged. I thought I have 766 00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:58,960 Speaker 1: read that somewhere. No, maybe I shoul that two thousands 767 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:03,680 Speaker 1: early two thousands, yeah, thank yeah, yeah, but the premiere 768 00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:05,640 Speaker 1: is after the NFC wild Card broadcast. 769 00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:08,560 Speaker 6: But then after that it's a special premiere. After that, 770 00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:12,560 Speaker 6: it'll be on Wednesdays at nine pm on Fox. Oh okay, 771 00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:14,960 Speaker 6: and that's ah, that's all we have time for. So 772 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:16,160 Speaker 6: that's Coop Scoop Entertainment.