WEBVTT - Ep83: Anal Orgasms And Proper Nude Etiqutte

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, guys, welcome to another episode. It's horrible decisions, y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>This your girl, Mandy b So you're just not gonna talk,

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<v Speaker 1>so you so you just And I'm sitting here next

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<v Speaker 1>to a bitch and how I had met across from me.

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<v Speaker 1>Ain't got a name, so that shall not be named.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you watch the Game of Thrones? No? I don't,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, never mind, John, And I know it's like

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<v Speaker 1>so cool you dropped the crown if you know that reference,

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<v Speaker 1>uh dropped the crown? Oh my god. I when that

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<v Speaker 1>ship was like in like the last season or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>I just kept reading my timeline and I just kept

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<v Speaker 1>saying God, and I'm like, what is everyone talking about? Guy?

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<v Speaker 1>What is it? What's your guy? And then I was

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<v Speaker 1>like okay. Then I saw the hashtag and was like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>love brow. I went to um Croatia with my friends.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm conor something. No. I went to Croatia with my friends,

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<v Speaker 1>and the palace or the castle where Denares kept her

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<v Speaker 1>dragons is there, and I I was bugging the funk out,

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<v Speaker 1>like people really come all the way just to see

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<v Speaker 1>that ship, but when they have their chair back in

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<v Speaker 1>New York. Um, I want to go to the Javit

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<v Speaker 1>Center and sitting the motherfuck Well that's just like when

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<v Speaker 1>I went to Thailand. Um the Bond JD Island. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like everyone like goes. I never watched Bond is what

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<v Speaker 1>James Bond like? When I no, no no, no, when I

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<v Speaker 1>went to the island, I had never seen anything to

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<v Speaker 1>do with that island. Oh well they say this is

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<v Speaker 1>where it was filmed. Yeah, I mean that's you know. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>So I guess how we like to start off the

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<v Speaker 1>solo episode that you guys like, is like with it

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<v Speaker 1>like a little quick catch up. I thought maybe this

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<v Speaker 1>catch up we could do with maybe our dating slash

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<v Speaker 1>relationship slash non existent. Let me just um, since it's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna take a lot of time, pussy still not fucked

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<v Speaker 1>and you I'm getting the best sex of my life.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even gonna hold you. Um it's so crazy

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<v Speaker 1>because I so look at you, dog, I'm getting like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna lie. So I was. Of course, we

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<v Speaker 1>had the so to where I talked about my freakiest,

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<v Speaker 1>nastiest sex. Um this episode I've kind of teased on

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<v Speaker 1>Instagram a little bit. I'm gonna um kind of talk

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<v Speaker 1>about my annal orgasm during the kink of the week.

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<v Speaker 1>But I've literally, I don't know how blessed, Like even

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<v Speaker 1>the niggas they're so fine. I just literally when they

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<v Speaker 1>get done sucking me, I just look at them like,

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<v Speaker 1>how am I so blessed to get fucked and come

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<v Speaker 1>like this? Like I'm blessed? Like I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>I should thank God or not for blessing me with

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<v Speaker 1>the dickens in my life right now. Well, I say,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my God when I'm fucking. Do you do I say,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my God? That bad? Okay, So is it worse

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<v Speaker 1>that you say oh my God while you fucking or

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<v Speaker 1>if I thank God after I'm done sucking that it

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<v Speaker 1>was so good while I was fucking. You know What't

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<v Speaker 1>be saying God damn whilere you goddamn is not to God.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, but I'm literally episode titled Jesus Got

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<v Speaker 1>the Juice? No, I'm not gonna lie. I just um,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm you know, at seven and even through the year

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<v Speaker 1>and a half that we've had this podcast, I thought

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<v Speaker 1>that I had had some pretty good sex and like

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<v Speaker 1>even when I was just seven, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>how am I still having like new experiences in the

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<v Speaker 1>bedroom of course, the freakiest, nastiest one where I went

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<v Speaker 1>to the sex club and ten nights in a row. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm literally having the best sex life of my life.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that we can really stop having new experiences. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to mention something that kind of piste

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<v Speaker 1>me off. Oh here we go, don't get in your hotep. Ways,

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<v Speaker 1>I was just having a great time talking about my vagina. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so do you remember the dom I used to suck,

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<v Speaker 1>the one that hend we turned away from the door,

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<v Speaker 1>the one I used to do this club? Yes, so

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<v Speaker 1>sends me a message. How are you? Um, he's I said,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I was just thinking of you. He said, Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>time to get out the ring again. Talking about the

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<v Speaker 1>gagg ring. I'm like, I'm doing well. I just went

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<v Speaker 1>out to let this weekend. Actually been really busy with

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<v Speaker 1>my podcast. I hope all as well. He's like, great,

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<v Speaker 1>Ian Bushwick, you know, just got a new place. I said, Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd love to come by and bring your house forming

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<v Speaker 1>gift with a wink. This is what he said, people gifts,

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<v Speaker 1>will it be presented in the gloves you used to wear?

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<v Speaker 1>And if so, consider yourself invited, so I sent the

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<v Speaker 1>rolling eyes emoji. He said, what, well, I mean at

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<v Speaker 1>least something fun. It's been ages. You should have loads

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<v Speaker 1>of new ship, right, What would you bring over? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>So he pretty much wants you to bring over that

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<v Speaker 1>pussy with some toys. You have to do something outlandish

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<v Speaker 1>just to give you some pussy. But this might that

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<v Speaker 1>was your kind of fun thing. Yes, you're tripping like

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<v Speaker 1>that would be like, okay, so that's exactly equivalent to

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<v Speaker 1>like you fucking a nigga for a long time and

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<v Speaker 1>him wanting to come over. You're like, you ain't gonna

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<v Speaker 1>invite me to the movies. That's what that is. You

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<v Speaker 1>sat here and had that type of dom playful relationship

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<v Speaker 1>with him, and now you're mad that he's hitting you

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<v Speaker 1>up to be over a year. That's whine. I funk

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<v Speaker 1>all my nigga's years later. So now I gotta like

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<v Speaker 1>bring something over that's so crazy interesting. You can't just

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<v Speaker 1>want to fuck me? Could you being mad? That's so cute?

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<v Speaker 1>This tex what you were doing. You just said you

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<v Speaker 1>fucked him and he made you turn around when he

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<v Speaker 1>blindfolded you, like y'all that type of ship bro. I

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<v Speaker 1>just said, hey, like, listen, do you really have to

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<v Speaker 1>jump from a Like I'm like, maybe I could bring

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<v Speaker 1>you again? Yeah, what else are you gonna bring? Is

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<v Speaker 1>that tripping? Get tripping about tripping trip nation? You don't

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<v Speaker 1>think what he said was tacky? It might have been tacky,

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<v Speaker 1>but maybe your whole relationship a year ago was tacky.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't. Well maybe he saw you don't see it

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<v Speaker 1>that that saying And I'm like, hey, would love to

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<v Speaker 1>come over some time and bring you a house room

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<v Speaker 1>and get Yeah, and what else you gonna bring? It?

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<v Speaker 1>In the gloves you used to wear? Oh you don't

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<v Speaker 1>have those, but what else you got? Well, maybe maybe

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<v Speaker 1>the person he's currently fucking is not allowing him to explore.

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<v Speaker 1>So why he text me? So? Why he text me?

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<v Speaker 1>He said, that's what y'all used to do be here?

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<v Speaker 1>So why he had to talk to me like that,

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<v Speaker 1>like you know about to fund when I come over there?

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<v Speaker 1>Is just why you ain't getting exacting way too hard

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<v Speaker 1>now that you used to one a year ago. Now

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<v Speaker 1>you're like, well I need you to talk better to me, Like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I screenshot it. I sent her to Colette. She was like, ah,

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely not. He could have at least say yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 1>well she doesn't count. She doesn't count because she eats

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<v Speaker 1>your pussy. I'll eat each other's pussy. She's gonna stick

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<v Speaker 1>up for you regardless. All niggas a ship to your

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<v Speaker 1>home girls. It don't matter what they do. Girl, he

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<v Speaker 1>ain't shit. How dare he has to all of your friends?

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<v Speaker 1>By the way I look, even the guy shaking a

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<v Speaker 1>hit shout out to a k cream pie. Um, she

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<v Speaker 1>hates that joke. Um No, But we went out last weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>We had a fucking great time together. We went to

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<v Speaker 1>dinner together, and it was like flirty and this weird

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<v Speaker 1>like sisterhood of like I always want to bang you,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm always going to be into you, I'm always attracted

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<v Speaker 1>to you, but like we just are friends and it's great.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I've never had this with anyone in my life.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was saying to her when I was sucked

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<v Speaker 1>up and drunk at five am, I was like, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, Like I feel like you will never go anywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>Like here's my question, why why not make her your girlfriend?

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<v Speaker 1>Like why not be girlfriend girlfriend? Because she's definitely not okay.

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<v Speaker 1>She just likes like she's seeing like this girl right

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<v Speaker 1>and She's like, I'm my god, Like we were playing

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<v Speaker 1>together and I was like, no, what she needs dick

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<v Speaker 1>at all? And I honestly, I think it was just

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<v Speaker 1>really refreshing to be around her because Collette is super

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<v Speaker 1>like she's European and super bougie. Right. And it's funny

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<v Speaker 1>because I said recently, I've never been with a white girl.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if she counts. Definitely she does, but

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<v Speaker 1>I totally disregarded that I've been with Colette and like,

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<v Speaker 1>I never it never hit me until then. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, I have trying to think she knows

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<v Speaker 1>as ratchet as I am. We got to the club,

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<v Speaker 1>they started playing sycamod and I was like, back left

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<v Speaker 1>it with my friend. She was like, Okay, you know

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<v Speaker 1>that's just what if that's what she does? You know,

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<v Speaker 1>she's just she'. I really do miss having a woman

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<v Speaker 1>around that I've attracted to and get to flirt with

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<v Speaker 1>and have fun with. And her and I actually went

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<v Speaker 1>out looking for a guy to work together. But I

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<v Speaker 1>told you, I'm really trying to find a friend that

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<v Speaker 1>I could have fun with like that, like, because I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like all of my friends be wanting checks so

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<v Speaker 1>they like joy, I wanted to collect with flu check

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<v Speaker 1>oh lord, and he was into it, and like she

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<v Speaker 1>was just like does she black guys? I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if she ever has, but like, I think it's more

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<v Speaker 1>so like I don't think she wants to be brought in,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I think she really is going to get off

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<v Speaker 1>at the idea of us choosing a guy choosing together. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to bring my friend in with seven

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<v Speaker 1>this weekend because she was in town and I just

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<v Speaker 1>kind of wanted her to watch actually because she happens

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<v Speaker 1>to fuck one of his friends. So I guess I

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<v Speaker 1>was kind of being a bad friend by trying to

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<v Speaker 1>get her to sun him too. But I was like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll just watch, and then he was like, oh, well,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't need no witnesses, uh unless she's joined. We

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<v Speaker 1>haven't had a threesome, but it's like it just if

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<v Speaker 1>it happens, it happens, Like no, but it's not me

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<v Speaker 1>like I've been I've told him he could bring another like,

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<v Speaker 1>but we just I think we get really nasty, and

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<v Speaker 1>I know the sex that we have he doesn't have

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<v Speaker 1>with everybody, So I mean, I don't know. He just

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<v Speaker 1>enjoys having sex to me like and he even said

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<v Speaker 1>like he listened. We had a deep best talk. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>be wrong with your eyes, bitch. Um, he fox with

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<v Speaker 1>me the long way. We have great sex, thank you

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<v Speaker 1>very much. Actually, speaking of the great sex we have,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna jump into the kink of the week because

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<v Speaker 1>I want to share you get so I'm not getting

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<v Speaker 1>your feelings like trap money Benny. That's my new headline.

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<v Speaker 1>Every time you're at like a fucking little emo. Fuck you,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry that I experience organs like none other. Love

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<v Speaker 1>him as I don't love himself because he foxing me

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<v Speaker 1>with this plissy. Bitch. You're so annoying. You're so annoyed.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate you so much. Got you and your feelings.

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<v Speaker 1>You're done. You gotta be real with it. I am dog.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey do you love Mandy? Not fuck you? You you? Um. Anyways, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna go ahead and happ into the kink of

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<v Speaker 1>the week this week. Um, this kink I haven't even

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<v Speaker 1>looked like, Yeah, well, I guess it can be anal.

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<v Speaker 1>So we talk a lot about anal and storms of fashion.

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<v Speaker 1>Whether it's um gay sex, whether it's anal bees, whether

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<v Speaker 1>it's um licking as whether it's fingering ass and so

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to discuss something that I didn't know existed

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<v Speaker 1>until I felt it. Um So, I wanted to bring

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<v Speaker 1>helt it the kink this week. It's actually an anal

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<v Speaker 1>orgasm um So. An anal orgasm is an orgasm that

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<v Speaker 1>is achieved by stimulation of the anus. The type of

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<v Speaker 1>orgasm is usually brought on by anal penetration, such as

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<v Speaker 1>with the penis of finger, anal bees, or an anal vibrator.

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<v Speaker 1>The type of penetration can directly indirectly simulate the G

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<v Speaker 1>spot in women and directly simulate the prostrate in men.

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<v Speaker 1>Some men and women, however, may even experience anal orgasms

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<v Speaker 1>through analingus. So I wanted to bring this up. It's

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<v Speaker 1>crazy because like I've been hearing you talk about this,

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<v Speaker 1>I've never been sucked in the ass, but I've I

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<v Speaker 1>mean fucked hard, right, but I've had one just from

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<v Speaker 1>being stimulated with at the same time. So it's funny

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<v Speaker 1>because I brought this up because when I when I

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<v Speaker 1>mentioned it on my live um, there was a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of like women and men that were confused because they

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<v Speaker 1>were like, wait, women don't have prostates. I thought only

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<v Speaker 1>men have g spots in their ass, And so I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if this was triggered because he had already

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<v Speaker 1>made me come through my through my pussy, like I

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<v Speaker 1>had already had maybe like three vaginal orgasms and so

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<v Speaker 1>like to where I was shaking and everything, so finally

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<v Speaker 1>like and this was one of those rounds where after

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<v Speaker 1>he came, I realized he was still hard, so I

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<v Speaker 1>would suck his dick. He was still hard, so he'd

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<v Speaker 1>put another condom on and we'd keep sucking. So after

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<v Speaker 1>a while I was like, damn, you sucking out my

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<v Speaker 1>pussy and I was just so turned on. And say,

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<v Speaker 1>you watched that, Um what I am talking to Chris

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<v Speaker 1>Shuser Engineering there by the way, didn't me and you

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<v Speaker 1>both watched that? Female orgasms explained and didn't they talk

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<v Speaker 1>about how anal orgasms were directly related to the clip

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<v Speaker 1>because the clip extends to your crazy too, because I

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't playing with my clip, no no no no no no,

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<v Speaker 1>but just that the clash like that's it's stimulated somehow

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<v Speaker 1>indirectly through the clip, which is something I really want

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about when we have someone that's experienced female

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<v Speaker 1>general mutilation because they can have anal orgasms, right. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So with with this, I don't know if it was

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<v Speaker 1>triggered by already having the orgasms through my um vagina,

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<v Speaker 1>but I ended up just wanting him to fund me

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<v Speaker 1>in my ass because he gets to fun ask maybe

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<v Speaker 1>once every six months. So it's like, you know, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let's go ahead and sunk me in my ass because

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<v Speaker 1>it's so big. My booty hole ends up feeling differently

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<v Speaker 1>for the next couple of days. What's your ship like?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it like? No, it's regular ship, But I just

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<v Speaker 1>be scared how I'm going to come out. Do my

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<v Speaker 1>farts be wet? No? I don't think so. No, but

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<v Speaker 1>my booty hole just be feeling kind of like um.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyways, I wanted to explain um kind of about

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<v Speaker 1>your ask at this point. You know what's crazy. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. You interrupt my goddamn story. Don't you rupt everybody?

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<v Speaker 1>Young people? No? No, because that's what you do with

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<v Speaker 1>the guests. No, because then with the guests. Wait, excuse me.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't mean to interrupt you, but but you're still interrupting.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm talking about my goddamn story. One more about shut

0:13:19.679 --> 0:13:24.920
<v Speaker 1>the funk up? Well, I question, no, did you need lub? Anyways?

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<v Speaker 1>Going back, bitch, my pussy was wet and he spent

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<v Speaker 1>we used no loop. Anyways, it wasn't planned. Now that's

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<v Speaker 1>my goddamn story. So it wasn't planned. No, it wasn't planned.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't plan, like I didn't plan to have anal

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<v Speaker 1>sex person. Was that? Yes, it was moved up enough

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<v Speaker 1>and I came out. Whether I scored it or not,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Is this like a it's something that

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<v Speaker 1>you think is it because you've fucked in your ass before?

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<v Speaker 1>Or do you think like in the beginning, because it's

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<v Speaker 1>still very like it hurts going in. I mean he

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<v Speaker 1>has to be very very in the beginning. Did you

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<v Speaker 1>need lube? Yes? Okay, um so now, but I think

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<v Speaker 1>even the loupe was just the idea, like you're sucking

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<v Speaker 1>me in my ass, I need lube. Like it's also

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<v Speaker 1>to the point where if you're that aroused and everything

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<v Speaker 1>down there is what like I get really well? Probably also,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm way more relaxed with one out of ten

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<v Speaker 1>ten being advanced anal one being I could handle a finger.

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<v Speaker 1>Where would you say you're at? Clearly I just if

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<v Speaker 1>you let me finish my story. Measures if you, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean clearly, I took got a big Absolutely, I took

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<v Speaker 1>it good. I was throwing my ass back while he

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<v Speaker 1>was in my asshole. Yes, so I would say I'm

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<v Speaker 1>pretty good now in my writing. I mean, I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>saying I'm throwing my ass back with the dick in

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<v Speaker 1>my ass. I'm a nine point seven at least, got

0:14:48.280 --> 0:14:52.600
<v Speaker 1>damn ship. But no, Um, it was actually one of

0:14:52.640 --> 0:14:57.320
<v Speaker 1>those feelings where um, and it felt almost like a

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<v Speaker 1>vaginal orgasm, which made it really weird. So um, we

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<v Speaker 1>started off, he slid and it was from the back,

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<v Speaker 1>so he was sucking me from the back, and then

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<v Speaker 1>my legs just started shaking, so I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>calm down. So he put me back on the bed

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<v Speaker 1>and then inserted his dick into my ass missionary style, inserted, inserted,

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<v Speaker 1>missionary style. And this is where I felt like I

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<v Speaker 1>had never felt in my life. I'm not gonna lie.

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<v Speaker 1>I shut a thug tear and I had to cover

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<v Speaker 1>my eyes because I didn't want him to think he

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<v Speaker 1>made my you know, O g M bitch, not fuck you,

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<v Speaker 1>but no, so um, the orgasm was so intense, like

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<v Speaker 1>my eyes water, like I felt like I was crying

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<v Speaker 1>out of but it was like I was crying out

0:15:38.520 --> 0:15:42.560
<v Speaker 1>of sheer happiness. Yeah, and it wasn't that. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't even that it hurt anymore, Like, but my

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<v Speaker 1>legs just started trembling, and I told him I was like,

0:15:48.000 --> 0:15:49.680
<v Speaker 1>I started yelling him. I was like, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what's happening, Like my legs were shaking, and I was like,

0:15:52.360 --> 0:15:55.480
<v Speaker 1>holy shit, holy shit, fuck, Like what's going on? Mind you?

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<v Speaker 1>At this point, I just feel so like I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I just I felt so good. I didn't know if

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<v Speaker 1>anything came out because everything at this point is wet,

0:16:07.560 --> 0:16:10.960
<v Speaker 1>everything is woife, And I'm like, as he slides up

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<v Speaker 1>to get on the bed with me, anything came out.

0:16:13.440 --> 0:16:15.280
<v Speaker 1>I was scared to look at the sheets, and I

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<v Speaker 1>told him, I said, these sheets might be a mess.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't because yes, because I felt an orgasm. I

0:16:21.040 --> 0:16:22.520
<v Speaker 1>didn't know if anything came out of my ass. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know where this orgasm came from. And I'm like, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>when I orgasm out of my vagina, I know I

0:16:28.800 --> 0:16:30.760
<v Speaker 1>can squirt or I know. Why get you think that

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<v Speaker 1>ship is a reaction because I felt like it was

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<v Speaker 1>so wet, and I came and I didn't know what

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<v Speaker 1>the funk else would come out of your ass except shit?

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<v Speaker 1>And I literally told I looked up at him. I

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<v Speaker 1>looked up at him, and I was like, I didn't

0:16:46.560 --> 0:16:49.720
<v Speaker 1>smell shit. I didn't smell anything. I was just like,

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<v Speaker 1>at this point, I was just or I was scared

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<v Speaker 1>there was blood one or the other. I didn't know

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<v Speaker 1>if he tore something, because I had never felt this

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<v Speaker 1>with a dick in my ask before. How was your ask?

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<v Speaker 1>The next day? It was actually fine. I'm not gonna lie.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just smiling so much. The next day. Was

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<v Speaker 1>it his house or a hotel? We did a hotel? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well you ain't got worry about Yeah, no, we didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have to worry about yeah. No, no, no no, we didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have to worry about the hotel. Um. No, it depends.

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<v Speaker 1>It depends like who's at his house where I'm at.

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<v Speaker 1>He doesn't like coming to the Bronx anymore because he's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of lit. People be seeing him and ship, so

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<v Speaker 1>I just go to him. Who is in his house?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean she had a girlfriend? No, you

0:17:29.200 --> 0:17:31.600
<v Speaker 1>don't have a girlfriend. Calling that ship down? You asking

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<v Speaker 1>way too much. Question we like a quality. No, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna say no. Names of the hotel regular one.

0:17:41.080 --> 0:17:44.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna say, does the staff know? You know

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<v Speaker 1>we'll switch up? Well, wait, have you ever been to

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<v Speaker 1>the hotel? You're not going to ask me? And people

0:17:51.040 --> 0:17:54.240
<v Speaker 1>ask if they did they recognize these questions? Do they

0:17:54.240 --> 0:17:56.520
<v Speaker 1>recognize him? Why are you asking me? Because people want

0:17:56.520 --> 0:17:58.680
<v Speaker 1>to know, bro, people No one wants to know except you,

0:17:58.680 --> 0:18:00.880
<v Speaker 1>because he knows these helps about my ass and you're

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<v Speaker 1>worried about the fucking quality of the sheet. No, it's

0:18:04.520 --> 0:18:07.280
<v Speaker 1>not we fucked. We don't sucked everywhere at this point.

0:18:07.440 --> 0:18:09.800
<v Speaker 1>We don't. The only place we probably haven't fucked is

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<v Speaker 1>in the goddamn studio. But we don't fund everywhere. He

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<v Speaker 1>sucked me in my room, my kitchen, my living room.

0:18:15.280 --> 0:18:18.480
<v Speaker 1>I sucked him in just about every house. I'm not

0:18:18.520 --> 0:18:21.840
<v Speaker 1>sucking in my roommates to him. No. Um, but it was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was absolutely great. It was one of the best feelings.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if any of you guys have experienced this. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>A couple of people did right into me and say

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<v Speaker 1>that they have achieved this, because of course I bragged

0:18:31.240 --> 0:18:35.240
<v Speaker 1>about it on Twitter. Um. But it was honestly, Monnie,

0:18:35.359 --> 0:18:39.040
<v Speaker 1>this came two weeks after the freakiest, nastiest sex I've

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<v Speaker 1>ever had, So no, three weeks after what's happening to

0:18:42.119 --> 0:18:43.680
<v Speaker 1>it was? It was like three weeks might come from

0:18:43.680 --> 0:18:45.880
<v Speaker 1>your mouth. I'm not even gonna lie. It was like

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<v Speaker 1>after experiencing what I experienced with the sex club and

0:18:48.920 --> 0:18:54.080
<v Speaker 1>the pegging with with six seven, and then for seven

0:18:54.119 --> 0:18:56.399
<v Speaker 1>to make me experience this, which is something we had

0:18:56.440 --> 0:18:57.920
<v Speaker 1>never experienced before I even told him. I was like,

0:18:58.400 --> 0:19:00.640
<v Speaker 1>it ain't never happened to me, Bro, Like you want

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<v Speaker 1>something like, that's not the thing having with as sex

0:19:05.640 --> 0:19:09.720
<v Speaker 1>have we ever really at the same time had is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Just like you were talking about you you bragged about

0:19:13.080 --> 0:19:19.199
<v Speaker 1>the sex with love and way more between, Like I

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<v Speaker 1>just want to make sure I'm not going to go

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<v Speaker 1>through a drop because they gotta be one of the other.

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<v Speaker 1>It ain't it ain't gotta be one of the other.

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<v Speaker 1>J was giving you some good. Seven has been in

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<v Speaker 1>the pictures since that. I haven't seen a big dick

0:19:30.240 --> 0:19:33.560
<v Speaker 1>since like like that since Bro, it was just like

0:19:34.080 --> 0:19:37.040
<v Speaker 1>really really fucking good. Um. I also really quickly want

0:19:37.080 --> 0:19:43.440
<v Speaker 1>to read this last part for it relaxtion, relaxtion, relaxation, bitch.

0:19:43.600 --> 0:19:47.679
<v Speaker 1>Probably relaxation and plenty of lubrication are the keys to

0:19:47.760 --> 0:19:50.800
<v Speaker 1>having or giving an anal orgasm. Start slowly with an

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<v Speaker 1>animal sage or ana lingus. I will say, Um, he

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<v Speaker 1>did start with a finger um. And again it probably

0:19:56.880 --> 0:20:00.160
<v Speaker 1>also helped that I had already came vaginally. So if

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<v Speaker 1>you are having sex with a female um and she

0:20:03.600 --> 0:20:07.600
<v Speaker 1>does come you know from her vagina, that may actually

0:20:07.640 --> 0:20:10.600
<v Speaker 1>be the hint to you that maybe you should try

0:20:10.640 --> 0:20:12.040
<v Speaker 1>to funk her and they ask because at that point

0:20:12.080 --> 0:20:14.240
<v Speaker 1>she's a lot more relaxed and her her ask will

0:20:14.280 --> 0:20:15.760
<v Speaker 1>open up a little bit back because we are the

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, men can possibly have multiple orgasms, but we

0:20:19.880 --> 0:20:22.880
<v Speaker 1>are capable of doing that doing it and I probably

0:20:22.960 --> 0:20:26.080
<v Speaker 1>had at least six with the session with him. But

0:20:26.359 --> 0:20:29.640
<v Speaker 1>like I said, he he would come and stay hard

0:20:29.760 --> 0:20:32.080
<v Speaker 1>and he did this three times. So we fucked three

0:20:32.119 --> 0:20:33.760
<v Speaker 1>times back to back. It was amazing. I said, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what the funk you want right now, but

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<v Speaker 1>it was absolutely amazing, and I was like, oh, lleluvia. Um. Anyways,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess we're gonna go ahead and get into vanillas. Shit. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>this is something that actually I've been seeing a couple

0:20:46.680 --> 0:20:50.800
<v Speaker 1>of people right into Wheezy asking um, and she found

0:20:51.200 --> 0:20:56.280
<v Speaker 1>a what an article on it from salty world dot net.

0:20:56.880 --> 0:20:59.359
<v Speaker 1>It actually has to do with nudes and how to

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<v Speaker 1>avoidoid revenge porn. UM. I think it's interesting, especially considering

0:21:04.720 --> 0:21:07.680
<v Speaker 1>revenge porn has been a common topic, but more so

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<v Speaker 1>with like reality TV stars celebrities. But it does also

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<v Speaker 1>happen within I guess I don't. I hate to call

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<v Speaker 1>them regular people, but civilians. That's what my sister calls them.

0:21:18.600 --> 0:21:21.920
<v Speaker 1>She's in the army, So civilians people, you know, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>regular people. Um. And so somehow there's a way to

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<v Speaker 1>copyright your nudes so that in the case that revenge

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<v Speaker 1>porn does come out, you have a lawsuit. UM. Here's

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<v Speaker 1>how to submit your images or you have to submit

0:21:38.359 --> 0:21:41.000
<v Speaker 1>these news to the U S Copyright Office. Did you

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<v Speaker 1>read this? But but now other people are going to

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<v Speaker 1>see your nudes, I mean at the office, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>people the doctor. UM, I do want to see here

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<v Speaker 1>and say this is interesting. UM, You're gonna fill out

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<v Speaker 1>a registration application under register a group of photographs. UM.

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<v Speaker 1>You can preview the application. The pay registration of this

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<v Speaker 1>is thirty five to fifty five dollars, depending on the

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<v Speaker 1>type of photos that is honestly worth your nudes, not

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<v Speaker 1>getting lima like ro this is always You only have

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<v Speaker 1>to pay the registration fee once for the batch you upload,

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<v Speaker 1>so upload as many as you can to be cost effective.

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<v Speaker 1>Copyrights last seventy years after the all. Let me show

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<v Speaker 1>you this new that I send out. I wouldn't care

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<v Speaker 1>if after I'm dead. Go ahead and post it a camera.

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<v Speaker 1>If you don't care, camera right, this is a new

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to see you nude. Wheezy. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know why you'd be trying to sell me. Someone screenshott

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<v Speaker 1>come back and go ahead, show me to it. Can

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<v Speaker 1>you tell this is me? I don't know. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>see it. Look at it, bro. I don't want to

0:22:39.200 --> 0:22:41.320
<v Speaker 1>look at your because someone shot at it, and I

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<v Speaker 1>want to tell you how I freaked out right, I

0:22:42.720 --> 0:22:44.640
<v Speaker 1>don't want to look at your vagina. Go ahead, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>covering the pussy. Tell me, okaye, girl. Please, you sent

0:22:49.080 --> 0:22:51.320
<v Speaker 1>me a video, you second dick, so you looked at

0:22:51.359 --> 0:22:53.160
<v Speaker 1>it through my phone. I ain't send it to your phone. Hole.

0:22:53.920 --> 0:22:55.359
<v Speaker 1>I did not send it to your phone. Pull it up.

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<v Speaker 1>Right now. Then send it up right now, pull it

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<v Speaker 1>up and butt you it ain't pull it up here,

0:23:00.320 --> 0:23:02.239
<v Speaker 1>pull it up. I don't know how you remember this.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's a dick involved. I ain't showing you my

0:23:04.359 --> 0:23:06.879
<v Speaker 1>pussy wide open. You won't. They're spreading your ship with fingers.

0:23:06.880 --> 0:23:09.920
<v Speaker 1>The show my pussy with lover boy and I got

0:23:09.920 --> 0:23:11.639
<v Speaker 1>that video. But there's a dick in it. That's what

0:23:11.640 --> 0:23:12.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying. Do you think I want to see you

0:23:12.840 --> 0:23:15.600
<v Speaker 1>eagle spread open right now? No, you can't just confirm

0:23:15.640 --> 0:23:19.560
<v Speaker 1>there's a dick if I sent you a picture, both

0:23:19.600 --> 0:23:21.440
<v Speaker 1>to be looking at the dick anyway. So my point

0:23:21.640 --> 0:23:23.960
<v Speaker 1>was someone screenshot at this nude when I snapped it

0:23:23.960 --> 0:23:26.800
<v Speaker 1>to him on Instagram. I've been like sending it to

0:23:26.840 --> 0:23:29.080
<v Speaker 1>my friends, like can you tell us with me? Bro,

0:23:29.160 --> 0:23:33.199
<v Speaker 1>I gotta know, like I am freaked out. She was like, oh,

0:23:34.000 --> 0:23:35.879
<v Speaker 1>my tattoos are in it. I was wearing a robe

0:23:36.200 --> 0:23:37.639
<v Speaker 1>and if you would have looked at the photo, I

0:23:37.640 --> 0:23:39.320
<v Speaker 1>wasn't gonna look at you like I opened the road.

0:23:39.400 --> 0:23:42.280
<v Speaker 1>My titties are out, my pusseys in it spread but

0:23:42.840 --> 0:23:45.080
<v Speaker 1>you can't see my face. You could just see like

0:23:45.160 --> 0:23:49.320
<v Speaker 1>my mouth a little bit. No, tasso have a beauty

0:23:49.320 --> 0:23:51.439
<v Speaker 1>mark on your chin at the hair was covering You're so,

0:23:52.520 --> 0:23:57.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna look. Let me tell you how I

0:23:57.640 --> 0:24:00.239
<v Speaker 1>was so the person that I sent it to right

0:24:00.920 --> 0:24:03.280
<v Speaker 1>Van knows them. And I said, oh my god, this

0:24:03.280 --> 0:24:05.760
<v Speaker 1>bitch blah blah blah blah blah. He's like, I'm like,

0:24:05.800 --> 0:24:07.680
<v Speaker 1>I think that he sends it to a bit. Yeah,

0:24:07.960 --> 0:24:09.760
<v Speaker 1>that's why she screenshot it. She ain't your friends. So

0:24:09.800 --> 0:24:12.119
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, no, her, and I you know no. So

0:24:12.160 --> 0:24:13.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm telling him. I'm like, yo, I don't know what

0:24:13.520 --> 0:24:15.560
<v Speaker 1>to do. I think it looks like me. He's like, well,

0:24:15.600 --> 0:24:18.040
<v Speaker 1>let me see if so I could tell you say

0:24:18.560 --> 0:24:21.520
<v Speaker 1>Van ain't ship. Van would say, let me see the pussy.

0:24:21.560 --> 0:24:23.160
<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you if I let me see to see

0:24:23.160 --> 0:24:25.719
<v Speaker 1>your face in it. Bro. I was so freaked out

0:24:25.760 --> 0:24:27.679
<v Speaker 1>about it, and honestly I thought about it and I

0:24:27.720 --> 0:24:29.480
<v Speaker 1>was like, you know what, this is my best nude.

0:24:30.000 --> 0:24:34.080
<v Speaker 1>If it gets out, it gets out. I'm honestly convinced.

0:24:34.080 --> 0:24:35.920
<v Speaker 1>And I'm just gonna sit here and say it because

0:24:35.920 --> 0:24:39.439
<v Speaker 1>it is honestly how I feel. You didn't mistakenly posted

0:24:39.520 --> 0:24:41.359
<v Speaker 1>nudes about three times in the last because I'll be

0:24:41.440 --> 0:24:43.840
<v Speaker 1>sending that that, Bro, I feel like you just you,

0:24:43.920 --> 0:24:45.719
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna have a new leak, and I feel like

0:24:46.200 --> 0:24:49.520
<v Speaker 1>I ain't even gonna ask who leaked. It would be

0:24:49.560 --> 0:24:51.040
<v Speaker 1>like I don't want to leak my own. I don't

0:24:51.040 --> 0:24:53.520
<v Speaker 1>want to have nude out of me, obviously, but I do.

0:24:53.880 --> 0:24:56.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't have Snapchat, so I send nudes through the

0:24:56.600 --> 0:24:59.760
<v Speaker 1>inst story why And I would put the view why

0:25:00.080 --> 0:25:03.520
<v Speaker 1>because I can, Oh my god, get Snapchat. That's where

0:25:03.520 --> 0:25:06.040
<v Speaker 1>I talked to all my creep niggas I don't want

0:25:06.600 --> 0:25:08.760
<v Speaker 1>and I literally have it. I don't even post stories.

0:25:08.840 --> 0:25:11.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm on there just to talk to creep niggas. Blue

0:25:11.200 --> 0:25:13.440
<v Speaker 1>check want me to get one? Oh yeah, I don't

0:25:13.440 --> 0:25:17.640
<v Speaker 1>think have blue checks are wives? Absolutely. Um. Anyways, those

0:25:17.640 --> 0:25:20.919
<v Speaker 1>are the niggas that talked about Snapchat. Um Um. I

0:25:21.080 --> 0:25:23.080
<v Speaker 1>really like that you chose this as the vanilla ship

0:25:23.119 --> 0:25:26.320
<v Speaker 1>because this is actually going to lead us into our

0:25:26.320 --> 0:25:29.080
<v Speaker 1>horrible decision for the week. Um. The horrible decision for

0:25:29.080 --> 0:25:33.480
<v Speaker 1>the week is taking nudes. UM. Tips for how to

0:25:33.520 --> 0:25:38.119
<v Speaker 1>take nudes, also receiving nudes, um, etiquette of asking for nudes.

0:25:38.200 --> 0:25:41.159
<v Speaker 1>I also want to talk about being catfished by some

0:25:41.160 --> 0:25:44.879
<v Speaker 1>of y'all's dick picks. So we'll start with taking nudes,

0:25:44.960 --> 0:25:49.159
<v Speaker 1>nude etiquette, maybe some tips for the lates. So I

0:25:49.320 --> 0:25:51.840
<v Speaker 1>have the purse nude, the one I was talking about,

0:25:51.880 --> 0:25:53.600
<v Speaker 1>And let me tell you if you have tattoos like

0:25:53.680 --> 0:25:55.960
<v Speaker 1>me or Mandy. I was trying to figure out, like

0:25:56.000 --> 0:25:58.200
<v Speaker 1>I want to get naked and I want to show myself,

0:25:58.200 --> 0:25:59.879
<v Speaker 1>but I don't want to show my arms. How do

0:26:00.000 --> 0:26:02.800
<v Speaker 1>I do this? Plus even on my hips? Right? So

0:26:03.680 --> 0:26:05.800
<v Speaker 1>let me try to show what it looked like. So

0:26:05.920 --> 0:26:08.440
<v Speaker 1>you put the phone down, right, you get on the floor,

0:26:08.600 --> 0:26:11.760
<v Speaker 1>you put the phone down against the wall, right, Like

0:26:11.800 --> 0:26:13.840
<v Speaker 1>I did, wear a robe like something satin and kind

0:26:13.840 --> 0:26:17.439
<v Speaker 1>of slotty, and you open it so you could just

0:26:17.480 --> 0:26:20.080
<v Speaker 1>expose your titties and your pussy. And I had like

0:26:20.119 --> 0:26:22.320
<v Speaker 1>a fresh wax. It was a really good one. So

0:26:22.359 --> 0:26:26.240
<v Speaker 1>you just get in front of the you know it

0:26:26.400 --> 0:26:29.280
<v Speaker 1>is right, and you just get the tits, you get

0:26:29.320 --> 0:26:32.440
<v Speaker 1>the pussy and like you know, you put a little

0:26:32.480 --> 0:26:34.040
<v Speaker 1>lip or a little tongue in there. But you take

0:26:34.080 --> 0:26:36.159
<v Speaker 1>the camera angle down to where it only hits like

0:26:36.240 --> 0:26:39.240
<v Speaker 1>the bottom of your nose, and if you get your face,

0:26:39.320 --> 0:26:41.359
<v Speaker 1>you could just like crop the top of it and

0:26:41.400 --> 0:26:44.280
<v Speaker 1>then everything just look at there. So I don't think

0:26:44.320 --> 0:26:47.240
<v Speaker 1>that will work for me because I have the gun

0:26:47.280 --> 0:26:49.520
<v Speaker 1>tattoo right over my puss. So all you have to

0:26:49.560 --> 0:26:52.400
<v Speaker 1>do is take the robe and you tie it around.

0:26:53.200 --> 0:26:55.000
<v Speaker 1>You use the rope. That's what I did to cover

0:26:55.080 --> 0:26:58.959
<v Speaker 1>the hip tattoos. Alf by the way, um, and might

0:26:59.000 --> 0:27:02.480
<v Speaker 1>not really tiny ones, but still they're identified with. Another

0:27:02.520 --> 0:27:04.639
<v Speaker 1>way that I really like to take nudes. Self timer

0:27:04.920 --> 0:27:09.160
<v Speaker 1>is your friend. I like, really liked the look of

0:27:09.240 --> 0:27:12.840
<v Speaker 1>my pussy when I'm bent over, Like, I just like it.

0:27:12.880 --> 0:27:15.320
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I'm sorry, So I take my phone,

0:27:15.440 --> 0:27:18.080
<v Speaker 1>I prop it up on my nightstand, put the self

0:27:18.080 --> 0:27:25.960
<v Speaker 1>tim represent a second scraped into the bit like but

0:27:26.359 --> 0:27:29.400
<v Speaker 1>you you take the self timer bend over, and honestly,

0:27:29.440 --> 0:27:31.359
<v Speaker 1>I really like this angle too because it covers my

0:27:31.400 --> 0:27:34.200
<v Speaker 1>stomach when I'm not feeling like, you know, like and

0:27:34.359 --> 0:27:37.680
<v Speaker 1>you bend over, you can't see face, you can't see ship.

0:27:38.440 --> 0:27:41.440
<v Speaker 1>Sometimes I like pull the pant a little bit, and uh, yeah,

0:27:41.480 --> 0:27:43.919
<v Speaker 1>it's pretty good. So I want to give some tips

0:27:43.960 --> 0:27:47.800
<v Speaker 1>to the thick bitches out there. Um, there is an

0:27:47.880 --> 0:27:52.440
<v Speaker 1>angle that will make you look tiny at all times. Um,

0:27:52.440 --> 0:27:54.760
<v Speaker 1>It'll make your waist looks super tiny. They get a

0:27:54.800 --> 0:27:56.880
<v Speaker 1>picture of your tits and they also get a picture

0:27:56.920 --> 0:27:59.680
<v Speaker 1>of your vagina all in one. Um, if you're worried

0:27:59.680 --> 0:28:02.920
<v Speaker 1>about has two's, this probably isn't the one for you. Um,

0:28:02.960 --> 0:28:06.600
<v Speaker 1>but it's really good. So basically what you do wheezy

0:28:06.640 --> 0:28:08.960
<v Speaker 1>skinny holes like to stand up for nudes. When you're

0:28:08.960 --> 0:28:11.399
<v Speaker 1>thick and have some rolls and ship to cover, you

0:28:11.480 --> 0:28:14.639
<v Speaker 1>lay down because all that ship flattens out. So you

0:28:14.760 --> 0:28:18.000
<v Speaker 1>lay on your bed and lift your arm above but

0:28:18.080 --> 0:28:20.960
<v Speaker 1>to an angle and get the side of you. So

0:28:21.080 --> 0:28:23.359
<v Speaker 1>when you're getting the side, your waist looks really small,

0:28:23.440 --> 0:28:24.880
<v Speaker 1>your tips are there, and like I said, it still

0:28:24.920 --> 0:28:27.800
<v Speaker 1>gets your vagina, but it also just gives the silhouette

0:28:27.880 --> 0:28:30.720
<v Speaker 1>with your asks. It pretty much covers all parts of

0:28:30.720 --> 0:28:34.600
<v Speaker 1>your body that anyone when the sheet Um. No, So

0:28:34.680 --> 0:28:35.960
<v Speaker 1>you can lay on a bed, you can lay on

0:28:36.000 --> 0:28:37.800
<v Speaker 1>your couch, but you can lay on the floor. Just

0:28:37.880 --> 0:28:40.680
<v Speaker 1>lay down, lay your ass fucking down, and you're literally

0:28:40.720 --> 0:28:44.200
<v Speaker 1>posing it like this. So you're getting the side of you,

0:28:44.400 --> 0:28:46.880
<v Speaker 1>but chicken in your pussy and bitch listen, when a

0:28:46.920 --> 0:28:52.880
<v Speaker 1>bitch was sixty pounds ago, I was still looking snatched. Okay, angles,

0:28:53.000 --> 0:28:58.720
<v Speaker 1>but there's definitely that. There's definitely angles when you take nudes. Um. Also,

0:28:58.840 --> 0:29:01.520
<v Speaker 1>I do want to see here and drop some etiquette

0:29:01.600 --> 0:29:05.200
<v Speaker 1>for nigga's real quick when y'all are requesting nudes. So

0:29:05.320 --> 0:29:09.160
<v Speaker 1>first off, you know, well we can talk about that

0:29:09.480 --> 0:29:12.080
<v Speaker 1>getting your toes and the dirt. Oh I hate that. Yeah,

0:29:12.280 --> 0:29:15.040
<v Speaker 1>don't listen. We'll talk about that right after. So there

0:29:15.160 --> 0:29:17.640
<v Speaker 1>is etiquette fellas with asking for news. But I also

0:29:17.680 --> 0:29:19.160
<v Speaker 1>want to sit here and tell you how y'all could

0:29:19.160 --> 0:29:22.920
<v Speaker 1>be annoying as the funk. First off, getting a nude,

0:29:23.520 --> 0:29:26.200
<v Speaker 1>getting a nude. Listen, once again, getting a nude is

0:29:26.240 --> 0:29:31.600
<v Speaker 1>a privilege from us women. Okay, listen, A lot of

0:29:31.680 --> 0:29:34.000
<v Speaker 1>us don't even like sending nudes. And if we send

0:29:34.000 --> 0:29:36.480
<v Speaker 1>you your send nudes with all of this revenge point

0:29:36.560 --> 0:29:38.479
<v Speaker 1>going on, that means we kind of trust you. By

0:29:38.520 --> 0:29:40.960
<v Speaker 1>the way, I don't be taking new nudes. Actually sent

0:29:41.080 --> 0:29:45.480
<v Speaker 1>a nude to Blue Check and I was like, oh,

0:29:45.680 --> 0:29:47.360
<v Speaker 1>you keep it up. You can get one for yourself,

0:29:47.360 --> 0:29:49.480
<v Speaker 1>like you can get a special one. I don't like him.

0:29:54.000 --> 0:29:55.440
<v Speaker 1>But if you don't want to nigger to think that

0:29:55.480 --> 0:30:03.239
<v Speaker 1>you are recycling shots, you got Okay, some of these

0:30:03.320 --> 0:30:05.160
<v Speaker 1>niggas one nigger got smart. I was like, bitch, this

0:30:05.200 --> 0:30:07.480
<v Speaker 1>ship is for eight months ago. You still look like this.

0:30:07.640 --> 0:30:10.360
<v Speaker 1>So first off, so this is what y'all, ladies do

0:30:10.680 --> 0:30:13.040
<v Speaker 1>video How are if you if you are, oh bitch,

0:30:13.080 --> 0:30:15.560
<v Speaker 1>I do that too. Now if you are a male listener,

0:30:15.600 --> 0:30:19.040
<v Speaker 1>please cover your ears at this time remove your headphones. So, ladies,

0:30:19.320 --> 0:30:21.200
<v Speaker 1>if you got a catalog of news that you like

0:30:21.280 --> 0:30:24.040
<v Speaker 1>sending these niggas now be trying to check time stamps

0:30:24.040 --> 0:30:28.200
<v Speaker 1>and ship. So just screen shot that ship. Screenshot it

0:30:28.240 --> 0:30:31.200
<v Speaker 1>and you do know what y'all do, So screenshot it,

0:30:31.240 --> 0:30:32.920
<v Speaker 1>crop it so a look like a regular picture again

0:30:32.960 --> 0:30:34.280
<v Speaker 1>because you don't want the black on the top and

0:30:34.320 --> 0:30:36.640
<v Speaker 1>the bottom. Crop it down and then it becomes a

0:30:36.720 --> 0:30:38.400
<v Speaker 1>nude and it has the new date on it. So

0:30:38.720 --> 0:30:43.320
<v Speaker 1>I sent the fucking nude, bitch. And when I was

0:30:43.400 --> 0:30:45.800
<v Speaker 1>in l a uh huh, and I was like, oh,

0:30:45.880 --> 0:30:48.400
<v Speaker 1>thinking about you? Show me how this nigger was like

0:30:48.840 --> 0:30:50.960
<v Speaker 1>thinking about me? From are you back in New York?

0:30:51.120 --> 0:30:55.320
<v Speaker 1>Question mark? It shows your location too, that's right, y'all, y'all.

0:30:55.320 --> 0:30:58.080
<v Speaker 1>So y'all so lame. I got right on chrome. I

0:30:58.160 --> 0:31:03.320
<v Speaker 1>was like, how to remote tag from photos? Goddamn iPhone?

0:31:03.320 --> 0:31:05.840
<v Speaker 1>Be telling my mom would be lying to Ship my

0:31:05.880 --> 0:31:07.680
<v Speaker 1>mama sent me. Let me tell you my mom and Ship.

0:31:07.840 --> 0:31:10.320
<v Speaker 1>This is unrelated to nudes. But my mom, you know,

0:31:10.320 --> 0:31:12.000
<v Speaker 1>I would said to my mom money and I said,

0:31:12.000 --> 0:31:14.760
<v Speaker 1>my mom money every month or whatever. My mom sends

0:31:14.760 --> 0:31:17.000
<v Speaker 1>me a picture of something wrong with the window in

0:31:17.000 --> 0:31:20.320
<v Speaker 1>her car. I'm like, when did this happen? She's like, girl,

0:31:20.480 --> 0:31:21.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't know they're talking about was gonna be a

0:31:21.880 --> 0:31:24.680
<v Speaker 1>hundred fifty? Do you know this picture was from eight

0:31:24.720 --> 0:31:29.840
<v Speaker 1>months ago. It was from fucking January? And I said, so,

0:31:29.880 --> 0:31:33.640
<v Speaker 1>when did this happen? I just told you, And I said,

0:31:33.680 --> 0:31:35.440
<v Speaker 1>you know, I mean, well, I mean I'm trying to

0:31:35.440 --> 0:31:36.640
<v Speaker 1>I just want to show you what it looked like.

0:31:36.640 --> 0:31:40.080
<v Speaker 1>Secret ordered the part. No, but that's definitely a thing.

0:31:40.120 --> 0:31:44.160
<v Speaker 1>But back to the etiquette of these photos. So my

0:31:44.320 --> 0:31:46.800
<v Speaker 1>issue and why I stopped liking to send nudes to

0:31:46.920 --> 0:31:49.280
<v Speaker 1>certain guys is because they didn't have the etiquette of

0:31:49.320 --> 0:31:52.560
<v Speaker 1>receiving them. And when I say that is, if a

0:31:52.640 --> 0:31:57.320
<v Speaker 1>woman decides to send you, let's be let's start PG. Thirteen.

0:31:58.400 --> 0:32:02.200
<v Speaker 1>Say she sends you her TI is full tips, like

0:32:02.280 --> 0:32:06.720
<v Speaker 1>n full tips, nipple, maybe even you know, tongue involved,

0:32:06.760 --> 0:32:10.120
<v Speaker 1>maybe even looking her own titty. Okay, what you don't

0:32:10.160 --> 0:32:13.080
<v Speaker 1>do then is be like, I'm just saying that's that's

0:32:13.120 --> 0:32:16.920
<v Speaker 1>elementary starting. Then then what a niggle do next is

0:32:17.000 --> 0:32:19.680
<v Speaker 1>be like, now let me see that ass. So then

0:32:20.120 --> 0:32:22.680
<v Speaker 1>if she's nice, she's like, okay, let me go take

0:32:22.840 --> 0:32:25.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna send you a picture of my ass. Then

0:32:25.240 --> 0:32:27.120
<v Speaker 1>you sign a picture of your ass and he's like, oh,

0:32:27.200 --> 0:32:29.040
<v Speaker 1>now let me see that pussy. This is where it

0:32:29.120 --> 0:32:32.480
<v Speaker 1>becomes annoying. Like now it becomes a whole fucking production.

0:32:32.920 --> 0:32:35.040
<v Speaker 1>Now I don't feel like you're happy with anything I

0:32:35.080 --> 0:32:37.480
<v Speaker 1>sent you before. So now you know what I've done

0:32:37.480 --> 0:32:39.720
<v Speaker 1>sending you pictures because you're not enjoying this. Not only that,

0:32:39.760 --> 0:32:41.520
<v Speaker 1>A lot of times when this happens, it's not a

0:32:41.560 --> 0:32:44.320
<v Speaker 1>cent to receive type of exchange. It's me sending you

0:32:44.440 --> 0:32:47.360
<v Speaker 1>all these motherfucking nudes at one time and me all

0:32:47.360 --> 0:32:51.320
<v Speaker 1>you got is your dick. You're saying, but people are

0:32:51.360 --> 0:32:53.400
<v Speaker 1>writing me right now saying that they've seen a clip

0:32:53.440 --> 0:32:56.200
<v Speaker 1>of us on HBO. No, alway, it's not supposed to

0:32:56.200 --> 0:32:58.800
<v Speaker 1>post until Friday. I've seen a clip of you in

0:32:58.840 --> 0:33:01.880
<v Speaker 1>the vice piece on Age. My god, it's probably the

0:33:02.080 --> 0:33:04.480
<v Speaker 1>most Holy sh it, you guys are on HBO. It

0:33:04.600 --> 0:33:08.640
<v Speaker 1>posts Friday. We just sent our release letters today. Wow. Yeah,

0:33:08.960 --> 0:33:11.840
<v Speaker 1>maybe the commercial posted. Dude, I have like ten messages

0:33:11.880 --> 0:33:14.400
<v Speaker 1>about this. Well, let me take my phone. Don't give

0:33:14.440 --> 0:33:18.760
<v Speaker 1>a about you business. By the way, you guys, we

0:33:19.200 --> 0:33:20.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna sidetracks, so we're gonna tell you what

0:33:20.920 --> 0:33:22.520
<v Speaker 1>we're talking about. I just saw a bunch of my

0:33:22.680 --> 0:33:27.720
<v Speaker 1>d m Um we recorded with Michelle Hope. She was

0:33:27.920 --> 0:33:31.360
<v Speaker 1>um being followed for a me Too documentary just people

0:33:31.400 --> 0:33:34.520
<v Speaker 1>in the Movement, and Mandy and I got to have

0:33:34.600 --> 0:33:36.720
<v Speaker 1>some of our live show recorded for the Vice Report

0:33:36.760 --> 0:33:38.280
<v Speaker 1>on HBO. So if you guys want to watch that

0:33:38.640 --> 0:33:41.120
<v Speaker 1>exciting us. Yes, it's gonna be really fun. Um it

0:33:41.160 --> 0:33:44.280
<v Speaker 1>actually airs on the twenty eight, so they're probably talking

0:33:44.360 --> 0:33:46.479
<v Speaker 1>maybe a commercial that was posted. I don't know. Does

0:33:46.600 --> 0:33:49.600
<v Speaker 1>HBO have commercials. I don't know, but um it's post.

0:33:49.680 --> 0:33:54.600
<v Speaker 1>It actually airs on September at eleven pm. If I'm

0:33:54.600 --> 0:33:57.760
<v Speaker 1>not mistaken, Um, we'll go ahead and post that information.

0:33:57.880 --> 0:34:01.520
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, we're on HBO ship not just so you know,

0:34:00.520 --> 0:34:07.520
<v Speaker 1>we got a whole goddamn show. I mean, the price

0:34:07.600 --> 0:34:14.440
<v Speaker 1>is going up double double taxi holes on Patreon not um.

0:34:14.480 --> 0:34:17.240
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, so I want to get into how when

0:34:17.239 --> 0:34:22.000
<v Speaker 1>like guys ask you for um pictures right because you well,

0:34:22.000 --> 0:34:25.239
<v Speaker 1>actually you just missed that whole car. I heard what

0:34:25.280 --> 0:34:28.040
<v Speaker 1>you said. They're asking like the language you're asking, right,

0:34:28.080 --> 0:34:30.839
<v Speaker 1>Like when someone says like I want to see you

0:34:31.680 --> 0:34:34.239
<v Speaker 1>or take a sexy picture for me, I hate it

0:34:34.320 --> 0:34:39.640
<v Speaker 1>things like that. I don't jump into nudes. And actually

0:34:39.840 --> 0:34:42.600
<v Speaker 1>a lot of women think like that means I gotta

0:34:42.640 --> 0:34:45.200
<v Speaker 1>do something so crazy. Now, I will say that a

0:34:45.239 --> 0:34:47.440
<v Speaker 1>lot of guys actually just like a nice selfie, even

0:34:47.480 --> 0:34:49.759
<v Speaker 1>if you just have a little hints of cleavage, Like

0:34:50.000 --> 0:34:52.040
<v Speaker 1>they like seeing your face too. Like I would say,

0:34:52.080 --> 0:34:56.080
<v Speaker 1>just maybe do a teaser um text, I said, to

0:34:56.080 --> 0:34:58.560
<v Speaker 1>send me something I want to see, Yeah, just send

0:34:58.600 --> 0:35:00.799
<v Speaker 1>on your face, so aways want to see your face?

0:35:00.880 --> 0:35:03.719
<v Speaker 1>I said, so you wanted something else question mark. No,

0:35:03.960 --> 0:35:07.040
<v Speaker 1>I would definitely say, um, if someone comes out of

0:35:07.040 --> 0:35:10.120
<v Speaker 1>the blue and asked for a picture of you, definitely

0:35:10.280 --> 0:35:12.919
<v Speaker 1>don't jump to nudes because then, yeah, then you lead

0:35:12.920 --> 0:35:15.000
<v Speaker 1>to them being all fucking well, let me see this, well,

0:35:15.080 --> 0:35:17.319
<v Speaker 1>let me see that, like even and then it goes

0:35:17.400 --> 0:35:19.600
<v Speaker 1>from pictures to videos, Well, let me see a play

0:35:19.640 --> 0:35:21.399
<v Speaker 1>with it. Real quick. We'll bend over from it, we'll

0:35:21.400 --> 0:35:24.960
<v Speaker 1>shake it from me, and dog, I'll be so goddamn

0:35:24.960 --> 0:35:26.680
<v Speaker 1>a noois we y'all asking for all this ship when

0:35:26.680 --> 0:35:27.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm just trying to send you a nude to my

0:35:27.960 --> 0:35:30.440
<v Speaker 1>goddamn titty. Just take my titty and be happy. That's

0:35:30.440 --> 0:35:35.200
<v Speaker 1>all you need. It is. I'm just saying, I like

0:35:35.440 --> 0:35:38.799
<v Speaker 1>sending my favorite part of my news to send. It's

0:35:38.840 --> 0:35:41.080
<v Speaker 1>like I just get really frequent waxes. I have a

0:35:41.200 --> 0:35:43.880
<v Speaker 1>nice package deal and so I get them all the time,

0:35:43.960 --> 0:35:45.600
<v Speaker 1>rights right by my office. I'm like getting wax all

0:35:45.600 --> 0:35:47.640
<v Speaker 1>the time. Like I feel like my pussy stays on

0:35:47.719 --> 0:35:49.880
<v Speaker 1>fleek and i'd be just ready. And I know you

0:35:49.880 --> 0:35:51.719
<v Speaker 1>shouldn't be jumping into pussy, but I don't want to

0:35:51.719 --> 0:35:53.520
<v Speaker 1>show that ship front. You know, I have a lot

0:35:53.560 --> 0:35:55.120
<v Speaker 1>of guys that do like to see my pussy. So

0:35:55.200 --> 0:35:57.960
<v Speaker 1>this is Oh, I got another tip for you ladies. Okay,

0:35:58.280 --> 0:36:02.759
<v Speaker 1>here's another one. So I masturbate nightly, as you guys know.

0:36:02.800 --> 0:36:05.480
<v Speaker 1>That's how I go to sleep at night. Um, and

0:36:05.760 --> 0:36:08.680
<v Speaker 1>when I masturbate is when I become my wettest because

0:36:08.680 --> 0:36:11.560
<v Speaker 1>I always come. And so even though I'm really exhausted

0:36:11.560 --> 0:36:13.759
<v Speaker 1>and ready to go to sleep. What I do is

0:36:14.120 --> 0:36:17.080
<v Speaker 1>I like archives some ship, So I like play with

0:36:17.120 --> 0:36:18.759
<v Speaker 1>my pussy right then and there and be like, see

0:36:18.760 --> 0:36:21.000
<v Speaker 1>what you did, even though the porn did it. So

0:36:21.560 --> 0:36:23.520
<v Speaker 1>i'd be like, you did this, see what you did?

0:36:24.360 --> 0:36:27.160
<v Speaker 1>Um Or I'll like take pictures of it looking really wet.

0:36:27.280 --> 0:36:28.920
<v Speaker 1>So then when a nigga I'm talking to want some

0:36:28.920 --> 0:36:31.000
<v Speaker 1>pictures of my pussy being really wet, I can act

0:36:31.080 --> 0:36:33.600
<v Speaker 1>like they made it wet. And so there's another tip

0:36:33.640 --> 0:36:38.480
<v Speaker 1>that you guys can do. If what you're living I'm

0:36:38.480 --> 0:36:40.879
<v Speaker 1>serious it works, bro, I'd be like, look what you did,

0:36:40.920 --> 0:36:43.760
<v Speaker 1>and I'll be sending it to all the names. You spit,

0:36:43.800 --> 0:36:46.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, my should be like it like pulls up

0:36:46.239 --> 0:36:51.400
<v Speaker 1>in you spit on your pussy. It looks like spit

0:36:51.440 --> 0:36:54.920
<v Speaker 1>though No I'm I don't look. I don't want to

0:36:54.920 --> 0:36:59.560
<v Speaker 1>see your pussy, bron So what is it? I ain't

0:37:00.360 --> 0:37:02.440
<v Speaker 1>what is damn? I hope I never sucked somebody to

0:37:02.520 --> 0:37:06.880
<v Speaker 1>listen to this. So I was talking like we were

0:37:07.040 --> 0:37:08.640
<v Speaker 1>me and blue Check. We're texting back and forth, and

0:37:08.719 --> 0:37:10.320
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh my god, you're making me so excited.

0:37:10.360 --> 0:37:13.359
<v Speaker 1>But he's like, oh am I really so, I sent

0:37:14.280 --> 0:37:16.200
<v Speaker 1>this is a picture of my panties down to my

0:37:16.239 --> 0:37:20.479
<v Speaker 1>ankles with heels on. You see my hand, that's spit.

0:37:21.760 --> 0:37:24.520
<v Speaker 1>I can't because I'm petty and phony. But he was

0:37:24.560 --> 0:37:27.200
<v Speaker 1>just like, damn, that's that's what I did. I was like, yeah,

0:37:27.200 --> 0:37:30.560
<v Speaker 1>an you doing? And oh my god, Mama, how you'd

0:37:30.560 --> 0:37:32.960
<v Speaker 1>be real arty with your goddamn nudes. So bro, I

0:37:33.000 --> 0:37:35.040
<v Speaker 1>don't play games. Look like a lot of working nudes.

0:37:35.640 --> 0:37:37.800
<v Speaker 1>You showed me her news. She'd be getting in lingerine

0:37:37.840 --> 0:37:40.680
<v Speaker 1>on this. She loves that ship, she's getting ready. I

0:37:40.800 --> 0:37:42.800
<v Speaker 1>love doing it though, like it's so much more fun,

0:37:42.920 --> 0:37:44.600
<v Speaker 1>and like, you gotta put more effort into news and

0:37:44.719 --> 0:37:46.960
<v Speaker 1>just pussy, you know, especially when you know because it's

0:37:47.040 --> 0:37:49.239
<v Speaker 1>getting I will say, so if we go, if we

0:37:49.680 --> 0:37:52.520
<v Speaker 1>transpired this into say this is spit, but it looks

0:37:52.560 --> 0:37:54.719
<v Speaker 1>like a little bit of it is me. But I

0:37:54.760 --> 0:37:58.560
<v Speaker 1>just added spit for like consistency. Oh yeah, that looks

0:37:58.600 --> 0:38:01.080
<v Speaker 1>like spit. Sorry, it doesn't look like my pussy. It

0:38:01.120 --> 0:38:03.840
<v Speaker 1>totally no, I don't think. I definitely it looks like

0:38:03.880 --> 0:38:06.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't think. Okay, Anyways, we're gonna get to now

0:38:06.719 --> 0:38:09.759
<v Speaker 1>talking about dick picks, because we all get them. I'm

0:38:09.760 --> 0:38:12.239
<v Speaker 1>not gonna lie. I think I've enjoyed getting um dick

0:38:12.280 --> 0:38:16.640
<v Speaker 1>picks a lot more lately. Just massive. I want to

0:38:16.640 --> 0:38:19.520
<v Speaker 1>show you a dusty asked dick that you know. Wait,

0:38:19.560 --> 0:38:21.640
<v Speaker 1>it's a dusty dick that I know. Can I show

0:38:21.680 --> 0:38:28.839
<v Speaker 1>you how big this dick is? See, that's just I mean,

0:38:29.080 --> 0:38:32.080
<v Speaker 1>it's an okay looking dick. It's really dark, so it

0:38:32.080 --> 0:38:34.399
<v Speaker 1>makes it look a little gray, which means it's looking

0:38:34.400 --> 0:38:39.800
<v Speaker 1>a little Look. I think that he made. Bitch, that's

0:38:39.800 --> 0:38:44.640
<v Speaker 1>a horse dick hole. Look, that's the type of that's

0:38:44.680 --> 0:38:46.879
<v Speaker 1>the type of scroll. Bitch. He got videos this ship

0:38:46.880 --> 0:38:49.680
<v Speaker 1>he sent me. I screen grabbed all them ships from snapchat.

0:38:50.760 --> 0:38:54.359
<v Speaker 1>He knows right, Yeah, he knows, he knows you screen grab. Yeah,

0:38:55.480 --> 0:38:57.560
<v Speaker 1>Danny got his face up in it. Yep, I said,

0:38:59.280 --> 0:39:01.759
<v Speaker 1>because I told him I want you wanted that? Yeah,

0:39:01.960 --> 0:39:03.399
<v Speaker 1>I told him I want to see his booty hale.

0:39:04.160 --> 0:39:07.440
<v Speaker 1>Damn be fine, fine as fun with a big old dick,

0:39:06.600 --> 0:39:12.560
<v Speaker 1>Big old dude, don't be scold. I don't need to

0:39:12.560 --> 0:39:15.520
<v Speaker 1>seeing my pussy and ship did I'm trying to go back. No,

0:39:15.719 --> 0:39:18.000
<v Speaker 1>you're seeing this one. I don't like showing you my dicks.

0:39:18.000 --> 0:39:19.480
<v Speaker 1>You don't need to look at my dicks this long.

0:39:19.960 --> 0:39:26.120
<v Speaker 1>The ship just I'm just he rubbed it a wow,

0:39:26.600 --> 0:39:33.799
<v Speaker 1>look at that thing. So I'm sorry, No, not yet.

0:39:34.040 --> 0:39:37.480
<v Speaker 1>I want to though. Wait did you show me green eyes? Oh?

0:39:37.560 --> 0:39:39.960
<v Speaker 1>Let me show you green eyes? Green eyes? Dick is

0:39:40.000 --> 0:39:44.480
<v Speaker 1>like this, bitch, green eyes got a bigger No, green

0:39:44.480 --> 0:39:48.239
<v Speaker 1>eyes gotta day like fourteen inches. Don't be sitting here

0:39:48.280 --> 0:39:50.680
<v Speaker 1>making motherfucker's think I'm taking fourteen inch dicks. No, it's

0:39:50.719 --> 0:39:54.120
<v Speaker 1>probably not fourteen, but it's big. Fourteen is not normal, bro,

0:39:54.520 --> 0:39:56.799
<v Speaker 1>Chill now, you're just trying to make it seem like

0:39:57.160 --> 0:40:01.239
<v Speaker 1>you're pussy messy. Ellvin, I take it, bro, you are

0:40:01.280 --> 0:40:04.960
<v Speaker 1>taking it away. You're really taking for Is your booty

0:40:05.000 --> 0:40:09.960
<v Speaker 1>hole open because you really fuck in your ass? Is

0:40:09.960 --> 0:40:16.600
<v Speaker 1>it like a ten or one? So about to say here,

0:40:16.640 --> 0:40:19.239
<v Speaker 1>create the narrative, and I'm sucking fourteenage dicks. She could

0:40:19.239 --> 0:40:21.520
<v Speaker 1>be like, your pussy can't be that. I am not

0:40:22.200 --> 0:40:24.719
<v Speaker 1>because you patty like that. There's no way nobody can

0:40:24.760 --> 0:40:27.440
<v Speaker 1>take that dick. He's never been in a woman. He

0:40:27.520 --> 0:40:29.360
<v Speaker 1>had all the way, No, he has not all the

0:40:29.400 --> 0:40:31.239
<v Speaker 1>way sending me. He'd be sending me videos of him

0:40:31.280 --> 0:40:35.000
<v Speaker 1>sucking bitches, that's what a guy a tilt uterus. See

0:40:35.040 --> 0:40:36.520
<v Speaker 1>what I'm talking about. This is what I was talking about.

0:40:36.560 --> 0:40:37.880
<v Speaker 1>So if I thought that you was gonna think I

0:40:37.920 --> 0:40:40.640
<v Speaker 1>had a tilt to uterus, no, bit no, I mean

0:40:41.680 --> 0:40:44.279
<v Speaker 1>hold on, let me see you ain't slick, bitch. I

0:40:44.320 --> 0:40:46.680
<v Speaker 1>caught your little I'm looking at your arm and if

0:40:46.719 --> 0:40:48.799
<v Speaker 1>he that distance, his dick is like the side. So

0:40:48.840 --> 0:40:51.120
<v Speaker 1>I want to tell you guys with this look like

0:40:51.160 --> 0:40:54.600
<v Speaker 1>he was pushing his dick downward to like touch the

0:40:54.920 --> 0:40:57.439
<v Speaker 1>counter time. Yeah you did. I didn't show you him before.

0:40:57.640 --> 0:40:59.080
<v Speaker 1>Didn't you want to suck him? And you saw him

0:40:59.080 --> 0:41:01.440
<v Speaker 1>at a fashion show? No? No, no, no, no no,

0:41:01.480 --> 0:41:07.319
<v Speaker 1>that was the Wilhemina model. This is I'll be wha,

0:41:07.400 --> 0:41:10.880
<v Speaker 1>How am I so lucky? God dawn bitch with a

0:41:10.920 --> 0:41:14.879
<v Speaker 1>big as dick like seven caliber sex with him? He's

0:41:14.920 --> 0:41:21.359
<v Speaker 1>context no. Um but yeah, famous famous bit you got

0:41:21.360 --> 0:41:23.600
<v Speaker 1>a bit blue checkmark. I got all blue checkmark dick.

0:41:23.840 --> 0:41:28.160
<v Speaker 1>Um anyways, all my checkmark blue. So no, let me

0:41:28.200 --> 0:41:30.800
<v Speaker 1>just go through this. And I'm getting tired. Long been recording.

0:41:32.320 --> 0:41:35.120
<v Speaker 1>Just real quick, just so y'all know, I know y'all

0:41:35.120 --> 0:41:38.080
<v Speaker 1>just hit us t God, we need to pay, y'all. Um,

0:41:38.120 --> 0:41:39.960
<v Speaker 1>so this y'all can have longer episodes. We just gave

0:41:40.040 --> 0:41:42.719
<v Speaker 1>you all thirteen extra minutes a couple of episodes ago. Um,

0:41:42.719 --> 0:41:45.879
<v Speaker 1>so we gave me like she'd be like real quick

0:41:46.080 --> 0:41:50.520
<v Speaker 1>fifty minutes. Okay, Um, they go with fifty minutes. I

0:41:50.520 --> 0:41:53.279
<v Speaker 1>don't like this picture, so I feel like you're trying

0:41:53.320 --> 0:41:55.439
<v Speaker 1>to play me out with the size with this dark

0:41:55.440 --> 0:41:57.640
<v Speaker 1>gast photo. And I don't like that. Well, not only

0:41:57.640 --> 0:42:00.840
<v Speaker 1>that he's dark, scam bro, so let the dark skinned

0:42:00.840 --> 0:42:02.799
<v Speaker 1>dick live because see this with a light skinned dick,

0:42:02.880 --> 0:42:06.840
<v Speaker 1>look like I forgot we I don't really like red dudes,

0:42:06.880 --> 0:42:08.880
<v Speaker 1>like it. I like red dudes, y'all know. I like

0:42:08.920 --> 0:42:12.279
<v Speaker 1>my little paper bag brown niggers. So I don't like

0:42:12.640 --> 0:42:15.400
<v Speaker 1>nudes when you guys are in the bathroom and you

0:42:15.440 --> 0:42:17.920
<v Speaker 1>take them like around the toilet and like I'll be

0:42:17.960 --> 0:42:20.960
<v Speaker 1>looking at the floor. I also don't like nudes where

0:42:21.120 --> 0:42:23.920
<v Speaker 1>you need to put your dick next to something for measure.

0:42:23.960 --> 0:42:26.280
<v Speaker 1>Although I think that's a black guy thing, it makes sense.

0:42:26.760 --> 0:42:28.399
<v Speaker 1>I told you I got one with a breeze can.

0:42:31.440 --> 0:42:33.800
<v Speaker 1>There's the fa breeze can, the water bottle of the

0:42:33.840 --> 0:42:36.799
<v Speaker 1>remote control. We get it, guys, we get it, like

0:42:36.880 --> 0:42:39.720
<v Speaker 1>those three objects. I don't want to get dick fished

0:42:39.719 --> 0:42:41.680
<v Speaker 1>from like a fake like you thought it was bigger.

0:42:41.719 --> 0:42:44.720
<v Speaker 1>But the thing is like that ship just looks really weird.

0:42:44.760 --> 0:42:46.440
<v Speaker 1>Just put your hand at the bottom of it. Let

0:42:46.440 --> 0:42:51.360
<v Speaker 1>me gauge another one. I don't like that one. I

0:42:51.400 --> 0:42:53.840
<v Speaker 1>like the meat mail conversation. This is fun. I showed

0:42:53.840 --> 0:42:56.319
<v Speaker 1>you jeeves dick. Yeah, but you know I don't be looking.

0:42:56.320 --> 0:42:58.319
<v Speaker 1>I don't even watch bigger porn. I don't know why

0:42:58.360 --> 0:42:59.839
<v Speaker 1>you'd be trying to show me paint dick all the time.

0:43:00.120 --> 0:43:02.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't want I don't his dick is so great

0:43:02.640 --> 0:43:04.000
<v Speaker 1>that I just want to go to the gate Club

0:43:04.080 --> 0:43:06.560
<v Speaker 1>sometimes to be like, ha ha see, I ain't even

0:43:06.560 --> 0:43:07.800
<v Speaker 1>gonna show you. I do got a video on me

0:43:07.840 --> 0:43:11.360
<v Speaker 1>sucking dick. But now that you didn't talk toilet one, no,

0:43:11.840 --> 0:43:13.600
<v Speaker 1>the one that I paid anyway, we might need to

0:43:13.600 --> 0:43:17.479
<v Speaker 1>explain what the first off, I don't like to see.

0:43:17.719 --> 0:43:19.360
<v Speaker 1>I don't have to explain ship. You're the one that

0:43:19.480 --> 0:43:21.960
<v Speaker 1>keeps saying it, I said the toilet what. I don't

0:43:22.000 --> 0:43:23.400
<v Speaker 1>like that you keep saying that I don't like I

0:43:23.440 --> 0:43:25.160
<v Speaker 1>suck the niked dick while he sat on the toilet.

0:43:25.239 --> 0:43:29.719
<v Speaker 1>What's the problem. What is the motherfucking problem? Then no,

0:43:29.840 --> 0:43:31.640
<v Speaker 1>there's no reason to set the scene because I don't

0:43:31.680 --> 0:43:34.000
<v Speaker 1>know because I didn't believe you, remember you, she didn't

0:43:34.000 --> 0:43:40.480
<v Speaker 1>believe me. So I'm gonna tell you what said. I

0:43:40.560 --> 0:43:43.319
<v Speaker 1>was horny. So I came from spend class. We was

0:43:43.400 --> 0:43:46.920
<v Speaker 1>both coming well, I went to spend class at the

0:43:46.960 --> 0:43:49.799
<v Speaker 1>time that he was coming off work, and we were

0:43:49.800 --> 0:43:51.400
<v Speaker 1>gonna go and grab drinks. But I didn't want to

0:43:51.400 --> 0:43:52.960
<v Speaker 1>suck his dick because in New York there's a lot

0:43:52.960 --> 0:43:54.800
<v Speaker 1>of co ed stalls. I didn't want to suck his

0:43:54.880 --> 0:43:57.880
<v Speaker 1>dick in a bar in a bar um bathroom because

0:43:57.920 --> 0:44:01.160
<v Speaker 1>those be a little bit dirtier. So I was like, okay,

0:44:01.200 --> 0:44:04.239
<v Speaker 1>well there's Matt hotels in New York. They got lobby bathrooms.

0:44:04.520 --> 0:44:06.839
<v Speaker 1>Let's go to and we went to one on Park

0:44:06.920 --> 0:44:09.120
<v Speaker 1>Avenue and it was really nice. It was a single store.

0:44:10.120 --> 0:44:11.600
<v Speaker 1>If they were the spin clad you went to fell

0:44:11.760 --> 0:44:12.960
<v Speaker 1>I did go to fly a little that day. So

0:44:13.040 --> 0:44:14.719
<v Speaker 1>he made me right at the game before and which

0:44:14.760 --> 0:44:18.960
<v Speaker 1>I sucked to dick in that bathroom, And what's the problem?

0:44:19.000 --> 0:44:22.439
<v Speaker 1>Because which when you sit here, and let me tell you,

0:44:22.440 --> 0:44:24.359
<v Speaker 1>you sit on the toilet like it ain't nothing, even

0:44:24.360 --> 0:44:29.920
<v Speaker 1>though man sit on that you do You're yeah, you're

0:44:29.960 --> 0:44:33.480
<v Speaker 1>not gonna see her actor. So Mandy tells me this

0:44:33.480 --> 0:44:35.080
<v Speaker 1>ship and I'm like, no, you didn't. She's like, yes,

0:44:35.120 --> 0:44:39.120
<v Speaker 1>I did, and I took a video. She's like, big, watch,

0:44:41.040 --> 0:44:44.879
<v Speaker 1>there's no problem at the hotel because my home girl

0:44:44.960 --> 0:44:47.359
<v Speaker 1>stayed there. But not only that, I had spin class there,

0:44:47.400 --> 0:44:49.480
<v Speaker 1>so it just was very convenent, like my home girls.

0:44:49.520 --> 0:44:53.239
<v Speaker 1>Just what she tricked, and yeah, home girl trick. You know,

0:44:53.600 --> 0:44:56.120
<v Speaker 1>you know she begetting that money. But that's why I

0:44:56.160 --> 0:44:57.520
<v Speaker 1>knew it was a good That's why I knew where

0:44:57.560 --> 0:45:00.279
<v Speaker 1>the bathroom was. I knew like the camera setting, I

0:45:00.360 --> 0:45:01.759
<v Speaker 1>knew we wouldn't be caught. I knew it was all

0:45:01.840 --> 0:45:03.600
<v Speaker 1>you knew the camera said. I knew it just all

0:45:03.600 --> 0:45:07.720
<v Speaker 1>would work out. Well, okay, um, so that was fine.

0:45:07.840 --> 0:45:09.879
<v Speaker 1>And you're a whole ass bitch because you always wanted

0:45:10.160 --> 0:45:11.680
<v Speaker 1>you remember when you suck the gave quurse that you

0:45:12.680 --> 0:45:14.919
<v Speaker 1>shut the funk up. Well, I know what the funk

0:45:14.960 --> 0:45:16.719
<v Speaker 1>I did, and I don't already told the people. Do

0:45:16.840 --> 0:45:18.520
<v Speaker 1>people know if they want to go back and listen,

0:45:18.560 --> 0:45:25.520
<v Speaker 1>didn't know they didn't help anyways, So I guess we'll

0:45:25.560 --> 0:45:27.400
<v Speaker 1>go ahead and jump right into the whole mail were

0:45:27.480 --> 0:45:29.320
<v Speaker 1>about to show me. I wasn't gonna show you ship.

0:45:29.440 --> 0:45:30.879
<v Speaker 1>I was gonna show you how it sucks some dick.

0:45:30.920 --> 0:45:32.719
<v Speaker 1>But now I ain't showing you no more. Why not

0:45:34.080 --> 0:45:35.840
<v Speaker 1>the nigga who I pegged so you could see like

0:45:35.880 --> 0:45:40.360
<v Speaker 1>it was? It was so big. Hold on, y'all, I

0:45:40.360 --> 0:45:42.960
<v Speaker 1>didn't imagine him having a big dick. It was so big,

0:45:43.000 --> 0:45:49.000
<v Speaker 1>and he like was super shaved, was so big dog.

0:45:49.040 --> 0:45:52.600
<v Speaker 1>He was so clean that why are you black? A

0:45:52.600 --> 0:45:55.759
<v Speaker 1>little cinemax? I was editing my little Yeah you like

0:45:55.800 --> 0:46:02.320
<v Speaker 1>the little edit on there, bitch, I was after that.

0:46:01.840 --> 0:46:04.600
<v Speaker 1>It wasn't that I was sweating. We fucked in the

0:46:04.600 --> 0:46:08.720
<v Speaker 1>shower at the sex club, so my hair was wet,

0:46:08.800 --> 0:46:10.720
<v Speaker 1>like we fucked in the shower with all the shower

0:46:10.719 --> 0:46:12.719
<v Speaker 1>heads that you kept wanting to ask about. Bit I

0:46:12.760 --> 0:46:14.080
<v Speaker 1>just want to know how many people could fit in

0:46:14.120 --> 0:46:16.640
<v Speaker 1>the shower, by the way me and said, yes, it

0:46:16.680 --> 0:46:18.560
<v Speaker 1>was important to know if it was a prison shower

0:46:18.640 --> 0:46:20.400
<v Speaker 1>or not. It wasn't a prison shower. It was actually

0:46:20.400 --> 0:46:22.239
<v Speaker 1>really nice. But here we go. I'm gonna go ahead

0:46:22.280 --> 0:46:25.040
<v Speaker 1>and read this. This is quite interesting. Um, I got

0:46:25.120 --> 0:46:28.439
<v Speaker 1>this in my DM on Twitter, so it says, hey, there,

0:46:28.520 --> 0:46:30.600
<v Speaker 1>you ladies are freaking amazing. Made me start a new

0:46:30.640 --> 0:46:33.840
<v Speaker 1>Twitter just so I can be me, follow all the

0:46:33.880 --> 0:46:35.719
<v Speaker 1>porn stars, say what I want when I want, and

0:46:35.760 --> 0:46:38.759
<v Speaker 1>just let my hair down. So my bff decides he

0:46:38.800 --> 0:46:41.920
<v Speaker 1>wants to be my side piece. Oh lord, me and

0:46:42.000 --> 0:46:45.799
<v Speaker 1>my man barely get it in, so I'm like cool. Well,

0:46:46.160 --> 0:46:48.680
<v Speaker 1>he had sent me dick picks before, and I was hyped.

0:46:49.080 --> 0:46:51.279
<v Speaker 1>First night we met. All he wanted to do was

0:46:51.320 --> 0:46:54.080
<v Speaker 1>lick my pussy and eat my ass. Upon the field test,

0:46:54.160 --> 0:46:57.399
<v Speaker 1>I was saying to myself, Hum, he'd been down there

0:46:57.400 --> 0:47:00.279
<v Speaker 1>about forty five minutes. He ain't hard, ain't no way,

0:47:00.560 --> 0:47:02.680
<v Speaker 1>that's his monster dick in those pixie sent This is

0:47:02.680 --> 0:47:06.560
<v Speaker 1>so on brand. Well, I left with no sex because

0:47:06.560 --> 0:47:10.200
<v Speaker 1>I didn't want the disappointment. Fast forward two weeks later,

0:47:10.400 --> 0:47:12.800
<v Speaker 1>we're at his place and he's rubbing on my tits

0:47:13.040 --> 0:47:15.440
<v Speaker 1>and goes back again, and I go back again for

0:47:15.480 --> 0:47:20.040
<v Speaker 1>a touch. It's hard, but then I'm a size queen. Yes,

0:47:20.160 --> 0:47:22.719
<v Speaker 1>you know the pencil dicks. I'm a size queen and

0:47:22.760 --> 0:47:24.799
<v Speaker 1>I love girth. But hey, let me check it out.

0:47:25.120 --> 0:47:27.200
<v Speaker 1>I pull it out of his boxers and commenced to

0:47:27.200 --> 0:47:31.360
<v Speaker 1>giving firehead. I almost swallowed this man. After about two minutes,

0:47:31.400 --> 0:47:34.120
<v Speaker 1>he is ready to fuck now. In the words of

0:47:34.160 --> 0:47:37.000
<v Speaker 1>Miss Bado, take it in count, I'm an artist and

0:47:37.000 --> 0:47:40.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm serious about my ship. He gets in and I'm

0:47:40.320 --> 0:47:43.520
<v Speaker 1>soaked because having dick in my mouth makes me wet.

0:47:43.640 --> 0:47:46.200
<v Speaker 1>Girl me too, and I'm throwing it back legs on

0:47:46.239 --> 0:47:48.080
<v Speaker 1>his shoulder and not feeling Listen, do you want be

0:47:48.080 --> 0:47:50.040
<v Speaker 1>able to ask for your number after this? Like? What

0:47:51.160 --> 0:47:55.160
<v Speaker 1>is not you this person to say? I'm I'm I'm

0:47:57.120 --> 0:48:00.960
<v Speaker 1>He's gonna with your vibrations. He be careful about your bitch. Hello,

0:48:01.480 --> 0:48:03.799
<v Speaker 1>he wants doggie. So I turned over two it up

0:48:03.800 --> 0:48:06.080
<v Speaker 1>and he's in. I'm throwing it to the left hand,

0:48:06.200 --> 0:48:09.280
<v Speaker 1>right and ate and before I'm about to know, he stops.

0:48:10.760 --> 0:48:14.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, nigga, what he said his mind wasn't right?

0:48:14.840 --> 0:48:17.040
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck? So up and out I go. We

0:48:17.160 --> 0:48:19.719
<v Speaker 1>stay in contact because that's the homies. So we good.

0:48:19.880 --> 0:48:23.000
<v Speaker 1>I went back for round three and we chatted about

0:48:23.040 --> 0:48:25.560
<v Speaker 1>this and that. Then he let me know, he lets

0:48:25.640 --> 0:48:29.480
<v Speaker 1>he likes his ass eight Well, I have never in

0:48:29.480 --> 0:48:32.600
<v Speaker 1>my forty years done that. He told me, I could

0:48:32.760 --> 0:48:34.919
<v Speaker 1>also stick a finger in it if I go slow.

0:48:35.000 --> 0:48:37.319
<v Speaker 1>Oh bitch, he was ready, Well I am ready, she

0:48:37.360 --> 0:48:40.440
<v Speaker 1>said she wasn't ready. But he gets up, goes to

0:48:40.480 --> 0:48:43.880
<v Speaker 1>the bathroom, and comes back with clippers and asks me

0:48:43.960 --> 0:48:48.120
<v Speaker 1>to shave his ass crack. I did what I did,

0:48:48.280 --> 0:48:50.480
<v Speaker 1>and I even blew on it to remove the hair,

0:48:50.560 --> 0:48:59.759
<v Speaker 1>to which he got excited. Hold on he did, hold

0:48:59.800 --> 0:49:02.320
<v Speaker 1>on it. He then tells me that he was not

0:49:02.480 --> 0:49:05.279
<v Speaker 1>a full capacity when we fused a week ago, and

0:49:05.360 --> 0:49:07.600
<v Speaker 1>he needs a night with me to show me how

0:49:07.640 --> 0:49:10.880
<v Speaker 1>great he really is. Does he deserve another chance? Should

0:49:10.880 --> 0:49:13.719
<v Speaker 1>I chill and let the whole thing go? Or shall

0:49:13.840 --> 0:49:15.759
<v Speaker 1>I eat? Or should I eat that ass? And it

0:49:15.840 --> 0:49:17.960
<v Speaker 1>hopes that the thing grows from a string brain to

0:49:18.000 --> 0:49:22.479
<v Speaker 1>an eggplane. I honestly think that if you didn't shave

0:49:22.560 --> 0:49:26.160
<v Speaker 1>this man ass already, that you need to go ahead

0:49:26.200 --> 0:49:29.000
<v Speaker 1>and just let the whole thing happen. Do whatever you

0:49:29.280 --> 0:49:31.480
<v Speaker 1>change his ask. Let me ask would you ever shave

0:49:31.600 --> 0:49:34.239
<v Speaker 1>your man's ass crack? That's a different thing. I want

0:49:34.239 --> 0:49:37.800
<v Speaker 1>to say. Have been looking for love and when people

0:49:37.840 --> 0:49:45.360
<v Speaker 1>say like, oh, what do you do for words? I'm like, um, yeah,

0:49:45.480 --> 0:49:51.280
<v Speaker 1>So I thought it was good, bro, so hard. Question

0:49:51.360 --> 0:49:53.680
<v Speaker 1>is she like, try at it even though the dick

0:49:53.719 --> 0:49:55.839
<v Speaker 1>clearly is not big, but hasn't been able to stay

0:49:55.840 --> 0:49:57.360
<v Speaker 1>hard enough for her to really feel it. So she

0:49:57.400 --> 0:49:59.480
<v Speaker 1>wants to know if maybe she plays with his ass

0:49:59.560 --> 0:50:01.880
<v Speaker 1>that his dick make grow bigger, because clearly he's into this.

0:50:02.400 --> 0:50:04.319
<v Speaker 1>I don't know how. You just see here, they got

0:50:04.320 --> 0:50:07.640
<v Speaker 1>to be real good friends. Like I would shave like

0:50:07.719 --> 0:50:12.080
<v Speaker 1>my man man's ass, And no, I'm not shaving his ass.

0:50:12.440 --> 0:50:18.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to think what I shaved? Why not? You

0:50:18.960 --> 0:50:21.520
<v Speaker 1>might be right, I probably shaves. I don't know if

0:50:21.520 --> 0:50:25.200
<v Speaker 1>I would blow to put the hair away when I'm done.

0:50:27.920 --> 0:50:30.040
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's like giving a whole hand. I feel

0:50:30.040 --> 0:50:31.840
<v Speaker 1>like if I shave it, I'm not doing the cleanup.

0:50:33.000 --> 0:50:35.319
<v Speaker 1>Oh you know that makes sense. That makes sense, but

0:50:35.440 --> 0:50:37.840
<v Speaker 1>it makes sense. I don't know. I don't. I don't know.

0:50:37.920 --> 0:50:40.200
<v Speaker 1>It's like a very intimate thing to do. Like I've

0:50:40.239 --> 0:50:41.960
<v Speaker 1>never had someone shaved me. I kind of want that.

0:50:42.160 --> 0:50:45.200
<v Speaker 1>I watched it on Sex in the City, kid. I

0:50:45.200 --> 0:50:49.560
<v Speaker 1>don't know if anyone shave me either. Um. I do think, ma'am,

0:50:49.680 --> 0:50:51.560
<v Speaker 1>that you should go for it. I think you should

0:50:51.600 --> 0:50:54.160
<v Speaker 1>definitely go ahead and just see what the sex is, Like,

0:50:54.360 --> 0:50:57.600
<v Speaker 1>y'all know, I like because and apparently I'm obsessed with

0:50:57.640 --> 0:50:59.440
<v Speaker 1>booty hole. So if a nigga like want me to

0:50:59.480 --> 0:51:03.879
<v Speaker 1>like shave booty hole, that's real freaking kind of right.

0:51:04.160 --> 0:51:06.320
<v Speaker 1>But I think it's also that she she's not getting

0:51:06.360 --> 0:51:10.320
<v Speaker 1>pleased by her partner, so this is like maybe something different.

0:51:10.360 --> 0:51:13.399
<v Speaker 1>But I'm not gonna lie. If matters. If you're gonna

0:51:13.440 --> 0:51:15.279
<v Speaker 1>go out though and cheat on your nigga, it needs

0:51:15.320 --> 0:51:16.920
<v Speaker 1>to be with a nigga that's actually gonna please. I

0:51:16.960 --> 0:51:19.239
<v Speaker 1>can't believe she shaved his ass. She shaved his ass, bro,

0:51:20.200 --> 0:51:23.120
<v Speaker 1>I don't think oh anyway. I mean, you know what,

0:51:23.160 --> 0:51:24.520
<v Speaker 1>if it's like, hey, you want to get in it,

0:51:24.520 --> 0:51:25.719
<v Speaker 1>I need you to help me. But you know what,

0:51:25.800 --> 0:51:27.840
<v Speaker 1>so I'm not gonna lie because i'd be looking ass.

0:51:27.840 --> 0:51:31.080
<v Speaker 1>There's definitely levels to the hair of a man's ass,

0:51:31.160 --> 0:51:35.319
<v Speaker 1>and so I think it depends, dog. I think I

0:51:35.360 --> 0:51:39.960
<v Speaker 1>think it depends like how hairy they are seven asshole,

0:51:40.080 --> 0:51:41.520
<v Speaker 1>isn't that hairy? Like there's a little bit of here,

0:51:41.560 --> 0:51:44.080
<v Speaker 1>but I'll still look if there's hair there, like, but

0:51:44.400 --> 0:51:47.080
<v Speaker 1>if it's too hairy, I'm not looking through like feeling

0:51:47.080 --> 0:51:49.560
<v Speaker 1>like I'm looking with his head, bro, It'll feel like

0:51:49.600 --> 0:51:51.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm looking yo, got damn scout. I think the main

0:51:52.080 --> 0:51:54.400
<v Speaker 1>thing though, with like any kind of like anal play

0:51:54.440 --> 0:52:01.360
<v Speaker 1>at all, for maintained, it has to be super or

0:52:01.360 --> 0:52:03.440
<v Speaker 1>at least do it after the shower, if ship or

0:52:03.480 --> 0:52:05.640
<v Speaker 1>peico matter comes out of it, like, it's just gotta be.

0:52:05.840 --> 0:52:08.879
<v Speaker 1>It's gotta be. Yeah, it has to be. So. Ironically,

0:52:09.040 --> 0:52:12.160
<v Speaker 1>the second one that I had chose, um damn both

0:52:12.160 --> 0:52:15.000
<v Speaker 1>of these letters this week. Um the women are cheating

0:52:15.000 --> 0:52:19.719
<v Speaker 1>on their man. Oh okay, um. So this one is

0:52:19.719 --> 0:52:24.080
<v Speaker 1>titled the Horrible Wife. Jesus, I freaking love you ladies.

0:52:24.160 --> 0:52:26.880
<v Speaker 1>You were like, can y'all send pictures with your I

0:52:26.920 --> 0:52:29.880
<v Speaker 1>want to know, send a picture you, Patty, I'm not

0:52:29.920 --> 0:52:33.319
<v Speaker 1>gonna post nothing, No, but you still be like judge, No,

0:52:33.400 --> 0:52:36.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't who was judging that We said, we said

0:52:36.200 --> 0:52:37.520
<v Speaker 1>we got to cut this out. He was like, she's

0:52:37.880 --> 0:52:41.799
<v Speaker 1>that was? He just mean, no, I want to know

0:52:41.880 --> 0:52:45.239
<v Speaker 1>what your little nick I want to I want to see. Yeah.

0:52:45.280 --> 0:52:46.960
<v Speaker 1>But then when we get sucking d m s of

0:52:47.080 --> 0:52:52.200
<v Speaker 1>fucking piss on people in our dms, whole ass dick

0:52:52.239 --> 0:52:56.000
<v Speaker 1>out one we chose. Okay, So it says I freaking

0:52:56.040 --> 0:52:57.840
<v Speaker 1>love you, ladies. You were like my soul sisters, and

0:52:57.840 --> 0:53:00.600
<v Speaker 1>I feel like only y'all can understand me. Don't act

0:53:00.600 --> 0:53:04.280
<v Speaker 1>like we just be cheating down Apparently we only understand

0:53:04.360 --> 0:53:08.080
<v Speaker 1>cheating as maybe she's just a period. Let's get What

0:53:08.200 --> 0:53:10.600
<v Speaker 1>I want to share with you is my horrible ways.

0:53:10.760 --> 0:53:12.560
<v Speaker 1>I am a married woman. Oh, I been with her

0:53:12.640 --> 0:53:17.200
<v Speaker 1>husband for twenty years. It was bound to happen. This

0:53:17.280 --> 0:53:20.960
<v Speaker 1>is my horrible ways. Kick in. I married my high

0:53:21.000 --> 0:53:23.960
<v Speaker 1>school sweetheart, so we've been together since my pussy started

0:53:23.960 --> 0:53:27.160
<v Speaker 1>growing pubes. Well, he ain't freaky, not the freak I

0:53:27.200 --> 0:53:29.239
<v Speaker 1>need him to be. So I stepped out and I

0:53:29.280 --> 0:53:31.840
<v Speaker 1>did it with my side Nigga, in which he was

0:53:31.880 --> 0:53:37.320
<v Speaker 1>in the picture for ten years. Okay ten years half

0:53:37.320 --> 0:53:41.640
<v Speaker 1>of the time. Okay. Me and my side love, Me

0:53:41.760 --> 0:53:44.000
<v Speaker 1>and my side, love our sex. I told him my

0:53:44.040 --> 0:53:48.840
<v Speaker 1>sexual fantasies and he's helped me achieved them. From DPS

0:53:48.840 --> 0:53:51.680
<v Speaker 1>that I wanted to try to v D s M

0:53:51.920 --> 0:53:54.399
<v Speaker 1>two role playing to everything we can come up with

0:53:54.440 --> 0:53:57.920
<v Speaker 1>sexually makes me sad. He is my perfect sex partner.

0:53:58.320 --> 0:54:01.080
<v Speaker 1>Not only that he is might be a fef. He

0:54:01.200 --> 0:54:04.080
<v Speaker 1>knows all my deep dark secrets. Knows all the men

0:54:04.120 --> 0:54:08.640
<v Speaker 1>I sucked behind my husband's back. Okay, well it's still

0:54:08.680 --> 0:54:13.400
<v Speaker 1>my side rider. That's a new name. Well, plot twist

0:54:13.560 --> 0:54:17.399
<v Speaker 1>writer or diving on the side I like that side writer. Yeah,

0:54:17.440 --> 0:54:19.719
<v Speaker 1>that's kind of lit. Here goes the plot twist bit.

0:54:19.800 --> 0:54:23.160
<v Speaker 1>You ready, Well, the plot twists when one of the

0:54:23.320 --> 0:54:28.919
<v Speaker 1>dudes we had DP with caught feelings. After we did

0:54:28.960 --> 0:54:31.960
<v Speaker 1>the DP together, I wanted to do a one on

0:54:31.960 --> 0:54:36.400
<v Speaker 1>one with his friend. Well, wrong move. I became friendly

0:54:36.440 --> 0:54:38.879
<v Speaker 1>with him for the purpose of keeping him around. So

0:54:38.960 --> 0:54:41.520
<v Speaker 1>whenever I wanted to do t P again or do

0:54:41.640 --> 0:54:44.000
<v Speaker 1>other sexual ship together along with my main side, he

0:54:44.040 --> 0:54:48.080
<v Speaker 1>was there. Yes, I'm a horrible wife. Well homeboy caught feelings,

0:54:48.480 --> 0:54:51.600
<v Speaker 1>knowing well enough, I'm married, not leaving my husband and family.

0:54:51.920 --> 0:54:55.560
<v Speaker 1>I just want to have fun. Nigga felt so hard.

0:54:55.680 --> 0:54:59.560
<v Speaker 1>He contacted my husband through social media to let him

0:54:59.600 --> 0:55:07.560
<v Speaker 1>know his life is a wore. You are he His

0:55:07.600 --> 0:55:10.680
<v Speaker 1>feelings was because I don't like how you read like

0:55:11.960 --> 0:55:15.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm this is dramatics here, what's instagram? My husband? This

0:55:15.080 --> 0:55:18.399
<v Speaker 1>is this is in our email? My husband flipped. It

0:55:18.480 --> 0:55:22.480
<v Speaker 1>was ugly, but we got through it. I confessed to

0:55:22.600 --> 0:55:26.440
<v Speaker 1>my husband, but I confessed to my husband while we

0:55:26.920 --> 0:55:30.000
<v Speaker 1>quote unquote separated, I went and did things I was

0:55:30.080 --> 0:55:32.560
<v Speaker 1>curious about and that was it and it's out of

0:55:32.600 --> 0:55:34.759
<v Speaker 1>my system now, so let's just either break up or

0:55:34.800 --> 0:55:37.600
<v Speaker 1>move forward. He chose to stick with me and be

0:55:37.719 --> 0:55:41.160
<v Speaker 1>more sexual with me. It's been one year since the incident.

0:55:41.600 --> 0:55:43.520
<v Speaker 1>He is not as sexual as I need him to be.

0:55:44.200 --> 0:55:46.680
<v Speaker 1>The news of his wife being gang bang coming from

0:55:46.719 --> 0:55:50.360
<v Speaker 1>one of my gangbangers directly has scarred him. He's told

0:55:50.400 --> 0:55:52.880
<v Speaker 1>me he don't feel comfy fucking me because all he

0:55:52.920 --> 0:55:56.040
<v Speaker 1>can think about is how you fucking and sucking other

0:55:56.160 --> 0:56:00.960
<v Speaker 1>niggas out there, then coming home to do the same time. Mate, Now,

0:56:01.560 --> 0:56:04.759
<v Speaker 1>come the bleep on. We already chose to stick it

0:56:04.840 --> 0:56:06.920
<v Speaker 1>together and move forward, but he has to chase it.

0:56:06.960 --> 0:56:11.600
<v Speaker 1>Come to yeah, I ain't say bleep Come to bleep on.

0:56:12.280 --> 0:56:14.400
<v Speaker 1>We already chose to stick together and move forward, but

0:56:14.440 --> 0:56:17.840
<v Speaker 1>he hasn't changed sexually. Instead, I don't feel like sucking

0:56:17.920 --> 0:56:20.200
<v Speaker 1>him because I know he's judging me. But still we

0:56:20.239 --> 0:56:23.040
<v Speaker 1>have regular sex, not the funk I want. What do

0:56:23.120 --> 0:56:26.320
<v Speaker 1>you suggest I do at this point? Help horrible wife

0:56:26.320 --> 0:56:29.240
<v Speaker 1>and some guidance from my new BFFs. I look forward

0:56:29.280 --> 0:56:36.600
<v Speaker 1>to hearing from you from your Latin crazy Listen. I

0:56:36.640 --> 0:56:39.759
<v Speaker 1>need to know how rich your husband is. I feel

0:56:39.800 --> 0:56:41.600
<v Speaker 1>like he I don't think he's rich at all. Otherwise

0:56:41.640 --> 0:56:43.400
<v Speaker 1>he would have been trying to google her email on it.

0:56:43.520 --> 0:56:46.040
<v Speaker 1>I need to know, don't we see you'd be so

0:56:46.480 --> 0:56:48.759
<v Speaker 1>you'd be trying to play investor gadget and ship. It's

0:56:48.840 --> 0:56:52.160
<v Speaker 1>really interested in Like, I need to see what looks

0:56:52.160 --> 0:56:54.880
<v Speaker 1>like invest gadget. This doesn't even feel like a real story,

0:56:54.920 --> 0:56:56.279
<v Speaker 1>but I know it's a real story because it's a

0:56:56.320 --> 0:56:59.319
<v Speaker 1>real email. No, it's it's so crazy because I think

0:56:59.360 --> 0:57:02.000
<v Speaker 1>people you can tell from the email this is real ship,

0:57:02.280 --> 0:57:06.200
<v Speaker 1>So I think honestly, So this is what I've mentioned before.

0:57:06.560 --> 0:57:11.319
<v Speaker 1>So as you guys know, monogamy is not for everyone. Um,

0:57:11.360 --> 0:57:14.200
<v Speaker 1>we've talked about the alternative lifestyles that you could have

0:57:14.239 --> 0:57:16.760
<v Speaker 1>with your partner. If monogamy may not be the part

0:57:16.800 --> 0:57:18.840
<v Speaker 1>for you. The fact that you're saying you're cheating but

0:57:18.880 --> 0:57:20.880
<v Speaker 1>you're not being sexually fulfilled, and you're going out to

0:57:20.880 --> 0:57:24.640
<v Speaker 1>seek these sexual um arousals and stuff from other men.

0:57:24.720 --> 0:57:26.320
<v Speaker 1>I feel like this needs to be a conversation with

0:57:26.360 --> 0:57:28.680
<v Speaker 1>your husband. I don't feel like maybe you're telling him

0:57:28.680 --> 0:57:32.200
<v Speaker 1>exactly the things that you are enjoying. You're clearly enjoying DP. Well,

0:57:32.200 --> 0:57:34.840
<v Speaker 1>the problem is like you're feeling guilty about what you've done,

0:57:34.880 --> 0:57:36.520
<v Speaker 1>so now you feel I don't think he's feeling guilty.

0:57:36.560 --> 0:57:39.000
<v Speaker 1>He's making her feel guilty. No, no, no, she's enjoying it. Bro,

0:57:39.160 --> 0:57:41.080
<v Speaker 1>she's feeling guilty about what she's done. So now she

0:57:41.080 --> 0:57:42.480
<v Speaker 1>can't just sit there and be like I need this, this,

0:57:42.560 --> 0:57:44.520
<v Speaker 1>and this, because you know you heard him. So it's like,

0:57:44.560 --> 0:57:47.160
<v Speaker 1>how much can you really pull from someone that give you?

0:57:47.280 --> 0:57:52.080
<v Speaker 1>I also, so my advice to you would be honestly, um,

0:57:52.720 --> 0:57:54.320
<v Speaker 1>one or two things. At this point, you can really

0:57:54.320 --> 0:57:56.560
<v Speaker 1>only do one of two things. You need to open

0:57:56.640 --> 0:58:00.160
<v Speaker 1>up and express that maybe you're interested in swinging, are

0:58:00.240 --> 0:58:03.560
<v Speaker 1>going to a sex party or expressing these sexual fantasies

0:58:03.600 --> 0:58:06.400
<v Speaker 1>outside of the bedroom without him, or maybe he can watch.

0:58:06.520 --> 0:58:07.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you would want to partake in that,

0:58:08.000 --> 0:58:10.040
<v Speaker 1>because he's clearly judging that you've done it and come

0:58:10.040 --> 0:58:13.320
<v Speaker 1>back to him. The only alternative to this would be

0:58:13.600 --> 0:58:18.000
<v Speaker 1>to suggest an alternative lifestyle with your marriage or possibly

0:58:18.080 --> 0:58:19.640
<v Speaker 1>leave him. It sounds like all you're gonna do is

0:58:19.680 --> 0:58:22.800
<v Speaker 1>cheat that's what it sounds like ten out of twenty

0:58:22.840 --> 0:58:27.760
<v Speaker 1>you've been cheating but not know. I don't I don't

0:58:27.760 --> 0:58:31.880
<v Speaker 1>want that's a lot, that's that's goddamn No. I just

0:58:31.920 --> 0:58:34.040
<v Speaker 1>don't want it. I just don't want it. Um. I

0:58:34.080 --> 0:58:36.000
<v Speaker 1>feel like you either need to have a really deep

0:58:36.000 --> 0:58:38.720
<v Speaker 1>talk with him, possibly even therapy if it's look at

0:58:38.720 --> 0:58:42.360
<v Speaker 1>me with a therapy quote if you feel different, But

0:58:42.440 --> 0:58:44.200
<v Speaker 1>if you feel like you want to stay with him

0:58:44.520 --> 0:58:46.240
<v Speaker 1>and you feel like maybe you don't know how to

0:58:46.320 --> 0:58:50.520
<v Speaker 1>get your no bitch your thoughts across to him and

0:58:50.800 --> 0:58:54.120
<v Speaker 1>how to that's to how to discuss this to him

0:58:54.120 --> 0:58:57.000
<v Speaker 1>to where he's not going to keep bashing you for

0:58:57.080 --> 0:58:59.800
<v Speaker 1>what you enjoy doing sexually. Um, you may need to

0:58:59.800 --> 0:59:04.280
<v Speaker 1>find a median like someone to intervene with the conversation

0:59:04.360 --> 0:59:06.920
<v Speaker 1>so that he can understand how you feel and you

0:59:06.920 --> 0:59:10.320
<v Speaker 1>can understand that you did hurt him. So you got

0:59:10.360 --> 0:59:16.560
<v Speaker 1>motto bit I'm choking, I don't choke on it. Um,

0:59:16.600 --> 0:59:18.800
<v Speaker 1>But now I really think that, Yeah, it's a conversation

0:59:18.800 --> 0:59:20.080
<v Speaker 1>you need to have with him, because it really doesn't

0:59:20.120 --> 0:59:22.800
<v Speaker 1>sound like you're gonna stop sucking. You clearly like double penetration,

0:59:22.840 --> 0:59:24.960
<v Speaker 1>you like getting gang bang, um, and you like this

0:59:25.080 --> 0:59:28.640
<v Speaker 1>sexual the sexual you know ship that you're doing with.

0:59:29.400 --> 0:59:31.200
<v Speaker 1>She didn't say that their kids, right, um, I think

0:59:31.240 --> 0:59:34.240
<v Speaker 1>she actually did. She said she's been married. She said family. Okay,

0:59:34.360 --> 0:59:36.280
<v Speaker 1>So I can see how you don't want to leave

0:59:36.320 --> 0:59:38.240
<v Speaker 1>because the family. I wouldn't leave if my kids, you know,

0:59:38.400 --> 0:59:40.400
<v Speaker 1>really needed me to be I I can understand not

0:59:40.480 --> 0:59:42.880
<v Speaker 1>leaving for that. But I mean, your relationship doesn't sound

0:59:42.920 --> 0:59:45.320
<v Speaker 1>healthy and you don't sound happy and bit if you've

0:59:45.360 --> 0:59:47.200
<v Speaker 1>been married twenty years, you might be a little bit

0:59:47.520 --> 0:59:50.120
<v Speaker 1>getting up though, don't do that. I'm just teasing, don't

0:59:50.120 --> 0:59:53.320
<v Speaker 1>do that. But high school sweethearts, so I say, probably

0:59:53.320 --> 0:59:55.280
<v Speaker 1>about short bros. Calmed down. She might only be like

0:59:55.320 --> 0:59:57.520
<v Speaker 1>thirty eight. Oh, but life is short. Like if you listen,

0:59:57.520 --> 0:59:59.720
<v Speaker 1>if I'm approaching my forties, I don't want to sit

0:59:59.800 --> 1:00:02.560
<v Speaker 1>here and waste ever, man, especially while you're listening to

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<v Speaker 1>horrible decisions and here you're out, awesome, just good. At

1:00:06.960 --> 1:00:10.120
<v Speaker 1>forty forty is an age where you should be. I'll

1:00:10.120 --> 1:00:12.480
<v Speaker 1>be so excited, like I'll be talking to my friends

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<v Speaker 1>like how am I so blessed? Like I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>how I get this good as dick in real life bro,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't need it. And what he is an age

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<v Speaker 1>where I think that you should be able to know

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<v Speaker 1>yourself and get what you want. And it's just too

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<v Speaker 1>much older to be like unhappy, like I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>this is ship like young bitches? Are you really looking

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<v Speaker 1>for us on HBO right now? I'm just HBO? It's

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<v Speaker 1>called Vice on HBO at eleven pm? Wait do you

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<v Speaker 1>see us? Bitch? Wait? I want to see Look the

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<v Speaker 1>whole time she's been looking for us on HBO? Oh my,

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<v Speaker 1>what did he say? That was talk too much? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>He talked? Just who did talk? You said? Thank you bitch?

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<v Speaker 1>That stop talking. That's exactly what's Anyways, we're gonna go

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<v Speaker 1>hit it. We're gonna go ahead and lock this up.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm gonna go ahead and shout out Google Play

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<v Speaker 1>for y'all Android Green Bubble Ask users, since apparently y'all

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<v Speaker 1>think i'd be shaded. Android uses a lot bich I

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<v Speaker 1>put all the hashtags to where they can find us

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<v Speaker 1>and was like, oh, you're just not gonna put Google play.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, my bad with your green bubble an,

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't gonna lie. This one nigga that I talked to, well,

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<v Speaker 1>actually I blocked him, but I told him I wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>gonna unblock him because he took I message off his phone.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I don't want to see your green bubbles.

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<v Speaker 1>So we can talk on WhatsApp, because what what's the

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<v Speaker 1>problem what you send to me? I'm just saying, like

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<v Speaker 1>I understand that, like some people need androids. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>puts another like some people are heightened security. They need

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<v Speaker 1>to hack their ship, like I mean smartening. So you

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<v Speaker 1>think your face matches mind that you could just log

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<v Speaker 1>into my photo like on this phone. Oh yeah no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's an ex bitch. Get I don't want that facial ship.

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<v Speaker 1>I want facials, just not facial ideas. But these iPhones,

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<v Speaker 1>like none of them have a fucking finger I'm fine

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<v Speaker 1>without the finger print. Um, what else did I want

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<v Speaker 1>to update you guys on? What did you want to see? Picture?

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<v Speaker 1>You can't screenshot? Well, can we finish recording and then

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<v Speaker 1>because I know you'll be licking run out of here.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me get let me get a proper audios to

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<v Speaker 1>you're in New York on October, me and Jessie are

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<v Speaker 1>that is and me really and in Atlanta. It's going

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<v Speaker 1>to be on December eighth with Tahoe Miami. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's gonna be nasty, it's gonna be cool. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>And and also I will be in Chicago, um November

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<v Speaker 1>for a week for work and a lot of you

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<v Speaker 1>guys are still hitting me up about Chicago. Um, and

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I'm gonna be a hole there, although

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<v Speaker 1>I am trying to get these Bears tickets, so I

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<v Speaker 1>hope I go. I do want to go to a game, um,

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<v Speaker 1>but I am trying to meet some of y'all, so

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I'm going to do it at

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<v Speaker 1>a bar. I don't know if I'm gonna get something,

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<v Speaker 1>but I am gonna probably meet you out not. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to do brunch. I can't eat a lot, bro,

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<v Speaker 1>my stomach is small. I hate when people want to

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<v Speaker 1>invite me to brunch. I can't eat, so let just

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<v Speaker 1>drink um. But I am gonna be going ahead and

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<v Speaker 1>posting for news on how you guys can meet me

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<v Speaker 1>in Chicago. Um so um again, thank you guys yet

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<v Speaker 1>again for tuning in to another episode of horrible decisions

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