Speaker 1: Hey, guys, welcome to another episode. It's horrible decisions, y'all.
Speaker 1: This your girl, Mandy b So you're just not gonna talk,
Speaker 1: so you so you just And I'm sitting here next
Speaker 1: to a bitch and how I had met across from me.
Speaker 1: Ain't got a name, so that shall not be named.
Speaker 1: Do you watch the Game of Thrones? No? I don't,
Speaker 1: all right, never mind, John, And I know it's like
Speaker 1: so cool you dropped the crown if you know that reference,
Speaker 1: uh dropped the crown? Oh my god. I when that
Speaker 1: ship was like in like the last season or whatever.
Speaker 1: I just kept reading my timeline and I just kept
Speaker 1: saying God, and I'm like, what is everyone talking about? Guy?
Speaker 1: What is it? What's your guy? And then I was
Speaker 1: like okay. Then I saw the hashtag and was like, okay,
Speaker 1: love brow. I went to um Croatia with my friends.
Speaker 1: I'm conor something. No. I went to Croatia with my friends,
Speaker 1: and the palace or the castle where Denares kept her
Speaker 1: dragons is there, and I I was bugging the funk out,
Speaker 1: like people really come all the way just to see
Speaker 1: that ship, but when they have their chair back in
Speaker 1: New York. Um, I want to go to the Javit
Speaker 1: Center and sitting the motherfuck Well that's just like when
Speaker 1: I went to Thailand. Um the Bond JD Island. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like everyone like goes. I never watched Bond is what
Speaker 1: James Bond like? When I no, no no, no, when I
Speaker 1: went to the island, I had never seen anything to
Speaker 1: do with that island. Oh well they say this is
Speaker 1: where it was filmed. Yeah, I mean that's you know. Um,
Speaker 1: So I guess how we like to start off the
Speaker 1: solo episode that you guys like, is like with it
Speaker 1: like a little quick catch up. I thought maybe this
Speaker 1: catch up we could do with maybe our dating slash
Speaker 1: relationship slash non existent. Let me just um, since it's
Speaker 1: gonna take a lot of time, pussy still not fucked
Speaker 1: and you I'm getting the best sex of my life.
Speaker 1: I don't even gonna hold you. Um it's so crazy
Speaker 1: because I so look at you, dog, I'm getting like
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. So I was. Of course, we
Speaker 1: had the so to where I talked about my freakiest,
Speaker 1: nastiest sex. Um this episode I've kind of teased on
Speaker 1: Instagram a little bit. I'm gonna um kind of talk
Speaker 1: about my annal orgasm during the kink of the week.
Speaker 1: But I've literally, I don't know how blessed, Like even
Speaker 1: the niggas they're so fine. I just literally when they
Speaker 1: get done sucking me, I just look at them like,
Speaker 1: how am I so blessed to get fucked and come
Speaker 1: like this? Like I'm blessed? Like I don't know if
Speaker 1: I should thank God or not for blessing me with
Speaker 1: the dickens in my life right now. Well, I say,
Speaker 1: oh my God when I'm fucking. Do you do I say,
Speaker 1: oh my God? That bad? Okay, So is it worse
Speaker 1: that you say oh my God while you fucking or
Speaker 1: if I thank God after I'm done sucking that it
Speaker 1: was so good while I was fucking. You know What't
Speaker 1: be saying God damn whilere you goddamn is not to God.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I'm literally episode titled Jesus Got
Speaker 1: the Juice? No, I'm not gonna lie. I just um,
Speaker 1: I'm you know, at seven and even through the year
Speaker 1: and a half that we've had this podcast, I thought
Speaker 1: that I had had some pretty good sex and like
Speaker 1: even when I was just seven, and I was like,
Speaker 1: how am I still having like new experiences in the
Speaker 1: bedroom of course, the freakiest, nastiest one where I went
Speaker 1: to the sex club and ten nights in a row. Like,
Speaker 1: I'm literally having the best sex life of my life.
Speaker 1: I don't think that we can really stop having new experiences. Oh,
Speaker 1: I didn't want to mention something that kind of piste
Speaker 1: me off. Oh here we go, don't get in your hotep. Ways,
Speaker 1: I was just having a great time talking about my vagina. Okay,
Speaker 1: so do you remember the dom I used to suck,
Speaker 1: the one that hend we turned away from the door,
Speaker 1: the one I used to do this club? Yes, so
Speaker 1: sends me a message. How are you? Um, he's I said,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I was just thinking of you. He said, Wow,
Speaker 1: time to get out the ring again. Talking about the
Speaker 1: gagg ring. I'm like, I'm doing well. I just went
Speaker 1: out to let this weekend. Actually been really busy with
Speaker 1: my podcast. I hope all as well. He's like, great,
Speaker 1: Ian Bushwick, you know, just got a new place. I said, Wow,
Speaker 1: I'd love to come by and bring your house forming
Speaker 1: gift with a wink. This is what he said, people gifts,
Speaker 1: will it be presented in the gloves you used to wear?
Speaker 1: And if so, consider yourself invited, so I sent the
Speaker 1: rolling eyes emoji. He said, what, well, I mean at
Speaker 1: least something fun. It's been ages. You should have loads
Speaker 1: of new ship, right, What would you bring over? Oh?
Speaker 1: So he pretty much wants you to bring over that
Speaker 1: pussy with some toys. You have to do something outlandish
Speaker 1: just to give you some pussy. But this might that
Speaker 1: was your kind of fun thing. Yes, you're tripping like
Speaker 1: that would be like, okay, so that's exactly equivalent to
Speaker 1: like you fucking a nigga for a long time and
Speaker 1: him wanting to come over. You're like, you ain't gonna
Speaker 1: invite me to the movies. That's what that is. You
Speaker 1: sat here and had that type of dom playful relationship
Speaker 1: with him, and now you're mad that he's hitting you
Speaker 1: up to be over a year. That's whine. I funk
Speaker 1: all my nigga's years later. So now I gotta like
Speaker 1: bring something over that's so crazy interesting. You can't just
Speaker 1: want to fuck me? Could you being mad? That's so cute?
Speaker 1: This tex what you were doing. You just said you
Speaker 1: fucked him and he made you turn around when he
Speaker 1: blindfolded you, like y'all that type of ship bro. I
Speaker 1: just said, hey, like, listen, do you really have to
Speaker 1: jump from a Like I'm like, maybe I could bring
Speaker 1: you again? Yeah, what else are you gonna bring? Is
Speaker 1: that tripping? Get tripping about tripping trip nation? You don't
Speaker 1: think what he said was tacky? It might have been tacky,
Speaker 1: but maybe your whole relationship a year ago was tacky.
Speaker 1: It wasn't. Well maybe he saw you don't see it
Speaker 1: that that saying And I'm like, hey, would love to
Speaker 1: come over some time and bring you a house room
Speaker 1: and get Yeah, and what else you gonna bring? It?
Speaker 1: In the gloves you used to wear? Oh you don't
Speaker 1: have those, but what else you got? Well, maybe maybe
Speaker 1: the person he's currently fucking is not allowing him to explore.
Speaker 1: So why he text me? So? Why he text me?
Speaker 1: He said, that's what y'all used to do be here?
Speaker 1: So why he had to talk to me like that,
Speaker 1: like you know about to fund when I come over there?
Speaker 1: Is just why you ain't getting exacting way too hard
Speaker 1: now that you used to one a year ago. Now
Speaker 1: you're like, well I need you to talk better to me, Like, well,
Speaker 1: I screenshot it. I sent her to Colette. She was like, ah,
Speaker 1: absolutely not. He could have at least say yeah, well,
Speaker 1: well she doesn't count. She doesn't count because she eats
Speaker 1: your pussy. I'll eat each other's pussy. She's gonna stick
Speaker 1: up for you regardless. All niggas a ship to your
Speaker 1: home girls. It don't matter what they do. Girl, he
Speaker 1: ain't shit. How dare he has to all of your friends?
Speaker 1: By the way I look, even the guy shaking a
Speaker 1: hit shout out to a k cream pie. Um, she
Speaker 1: hates that joke. Um No, But we went out last weekend.
Speaker 1: We had a fucking great time together. We went to
Speaker 1: dinner together, and it was like flirty and this weird
Speaker 1: like sisterhood of like I always want to bang you,
Speaker 1: I'm always going to be into you, I'm always attracted
Speaker 1: to you, but like we just are friends and it's great.
Speaker 1: Like I've never had this with anyone in my life.
Speaker 1: And I was saying to her when I was sucked
Speaker 1: up and drunk at five am, I was like, you
Speaker 1: know what, Like I feel like you will never go anywhere.
Speaker 1: Like here's my question, why why not make her your girlfriend?
Speaker 1: Like why not be girlfriend girlfriend? Because she's definitely not okay.
Speaker 1: She just likes like she's seeing like this girl right
Speaker 1: and She's like, I'm my god, Like we were playing
Speaker 1: together and I was like, no, what she needs dick
Speaker 1: at all? And I honestly, I think it was just
Speaker 1: really refreshing to be around her because Collette is super
Speaker 1: like she's European and super bougie. Right. And it's funny
Speaker 1: because I said recently, I've never been with a white girl.
Speaker 1: I don't know if she counts. Definitely she does, but
Speaker 1: I totally disregarded that I've been with Colette and like,
Speaker 1: I never it never hit me until then. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I have trying to think she knows
Speaker 1: as ratchet as I am. We got to the club,
Speaker 1: they started playing sycamod and I was like, back left
Speaker 1: it with my friend. She was like, Okay, you know
Speaker 1: that's just what if that's what she does? You know,
Speaker 1: she's just she'. I really do miss having a woman
Speaker 1: around that I've attracted to and get to flirt with
Speaker 1: and have fun with. And her and I actually went
Speaker 1: out looking for a guy to work together. But I
Speaker 1: told you, I'm really trying to find a friend that
Speaker 1: I could have fun with like that, like, because I
Speaker 1: feel like all of my friends be wanting checks so
Speaker 1: they like joy, I wanted to collect with flu check
Speaker 1: oh lord, and he was into it, and like she
Speaker 1: was just like does she black guys? I don't know
Speaker 1: if she ever has, but like, I think it's more
Speaker 1: so like I don't think she wants to be brought in,
Speaker 1: Like I think she really is going to get off
Speaker 1: at the idea of us choosing a guy choosing together. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was trying to bring my friend in with seven
Speaker 1: this weekend because she was in town and I just
Speaker 1: kind of wanted her to watch actually because she happens
Speaker 1: to fuck one of his friends. So I guess I
Speaker 1: was kind of being a bad friend by trying to
Speaker 1: get her to sun him too. But I was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll just watch, and then he was like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: we don't need no witnesses, uh unless she's joined. We
Speaker 1: haven't had a threesome, but it's like it just if
Speaker 1: it happens, it happens, Like no, but it's not me
Speaker 1: like I've been I've told him he could bring another like,
Speaker 1: but we just I think we get really nasty, and
Speaker 1: I know the sex that we have he doesn't have
Speaker 1: with everybody, So I mean, I don't know. He just
Speaker 1: enjoys having sex to me like and he even said
Speaker 1: like he listened. We had a deep best talk. Don't
Speaker 1: be wrong with your eyes, bitch. Um, he fox with
Speaker 1: me the long way. We have great sex, thank you
Speaker 1: very much. Actually, speaking of the great sex we have,
Speaker 1: we're gonna jump into the kink of the week because
Speaker 1: I want to share you get so I'm not getting
Speaker 1: your feelings like trap money Benny. That's my new headline.
Speaker 1: Every time you're at like a fucking little emo. Fuck you,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that I experience organs like none other. Love
Speaker 1: him as I don't love himself because he foxing me
Speaker 1: with this plissy. Bitch. You're so annoying. You're so annoyed.
Speaker 1: I hate you so much. Got you and your feelings.
Speaker 1: You're done. You gotta be real with it. I am dog.
Speaker 1: Hey do you love Mandy? Not fuck you? You you? Um. Anyways, guys,
Speaker 1: we're gonna go ahead and happ into the kink of
Speaker 1: the week this week. Um, this kink I haven't even
Speaker 1: looked like, Yeah, well, I guess it can be anal.
Speaker 1: So we talk a lot about anal and storms of fashion.
Speaker 1: Whether it's um gay sex, whether it's anal bees, whether
Speaker 1: it's um licking as whether it's fingering ass and so
Speaker 1: I wanted to discuss something that I didn't know existed
Speaker 1: until I felt it. Um So, I wanted to bring
Speaker 1: helt it the kink this week. It's actually an anal
Speaker 1: orgasm um So. An anal orgasm is an orgasm that
Speaker 1: is achieved by stimulation of the anus. The type of
Speaker 1: orgasm is usually brought on by anal penetration, such as
Speaker 1: with the penis of finger, anal bees, or an anal vibrator.
Speaker 1: The type of penetration can directly indirectly simulate the G
Speaker 1: spot in women and directly simulate the prostrate in men.
Speaker 1: Some men and women, however, may even experience anal orgasms
Speaker 1: through analingus. So I wanted to bring this up. It's
Speaker 1: crazy because like I've been hearing you talk about this,
Speaker 1: I've never been sucked in the ass, but I've I
Speaker 1: mean fucked hard, right, but I've had one just from
Speaker 1: being stimulated with at the same time. So it's funny
Speaker 1: because I brought this up because when I when I
Speaker 1: mentioned it on my live um, there was a lot
Speaker 1: of like women and men that were confused because they
Speaker 1: were like, wait, women don't have prostates. I thought only
Speaker 1: men have g spots in their ass, And so I
Speaker 1: don't know if this was triggered because he had already
Speaker 1: made me come through my through my pussy, like I
Speaker 1: had already had maybe like three vaginal orgasms and so
Speaker 1: like to where I was shaking and everything, so finally
Speaker 1: like and this was one of those rounds where after
Speaker 1: he came, I realized he was still hard, so I
Speaker 1: would suck his dick. He was still hard, so he'd
Speaker 1: put another condom on and we'd keep sucking. So after
Speaker 1: a while I was like, damn, you sucking out my
Speaker 1: pussy and I was just so turned on. And say,
Speaker 1: you watched that, Um what I am talking to Chris
Speaker 1: Shuser Engineering there by the way, didn't me and you
Speaker 1: both watched that? Female orgasms explained and didn't they talk
Speaker 1: about how anal orgasms were directly related to the clip
Speaker 1: because the clip extends to your crazy too, because I
Speaker 1: wasn't playing with my clip, no no no no no no,
Speaker 1: but just that the clash like that's it's stimulated somehow
Speaker 1: indirectly through the clip, which is something I really want
Speaker 1: to talk about when we have someone that's experienced female
Speaker 1: general mutilation because they can have anal orgasms, right. So yeah,
Speaker 1: So with with this, I don't know if it was
Speaker 1: triggered by already having the orgasms through my um vagina,
Speaker 1: but I ended up just wanting him to fund me
Speaker 1: in my ass because he gets to fun ask maybe
Speaker 1: once every six months. So it's like, you know, okay,
Speaker 1: let's go ahead and sunk me in my ass because
Speaker 1: it's so big. My booty hole ends up feeling differently
Speaker 1: for the next couple of days. What's your ship like?
Speaker 1: Is it like? No, it's regular ship, But I just
Speaker 1: be scared how I'm going to come out. Do my
Speaker 1: farts be wet? No? I don't think so. No, but
Speaker 1: my booty hole just be feeling kind of like um.
Speaker 1: But anyways, I wanted to explain um kind of about
Speaker 1: your ask at this point. You know what's crazy. I
Speaker 1: don't know. You interrupt my goddamn story. Don't you rupt everybody?
Speaker 1: Young people? No? No, because that's what you do with
Speaker 1: the guests. No, because then with the guests. Wait, excuse me.
Speaker 1: I don't mean to interrupt you, but but you're still interrupting.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about my goddamn story. One more about shut
Speaker 1: the funk up? Well, I question, no, did you need lub? Anyways?
Speaker 1: Going back, bitch, my pussy was wet and he spent
Speaker 1: we used no loop. Anyways, it wasn't planned. Now that's
Speaker 1: my goddamn story. So it wasn't planned. No, it wasn't planned.
Speaker 1: I didn't plan, like I didn't plan to have anal
Speaker 1: sex person. Was that? Yes, it was moved up enough
Speaker 1: and I came out. Whether I scored it or not,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Is this like a it's something that
Speaker 1: you think is it because you've fucked in your ass before?
Speaker 1: Or do you think like in the beginning, because it's
Speaker 1: still very like it hurts going in. I mean he
Speaker 1: has to be very very in the beginning. Did you
Speaker 1: need lube? Yes? Okay, um so now, but I think
Speaker 1: even the loupe was just the idea, like you're sucking
Speaker 1: me in my ass, I need lube. Like it's also
Speaker 1: to the point where if you're that aroused and everything
Speaker 1: down there is what like I get really well? Probably also,
Speaker 1: and I'm way more relaxed with one out of ten
Speaker 1: ten being advanced anal one being I could handle a finger.
Speaker 1: Where would you say you're at? Clearly I just if
Speaker 1: you let me finish my story. Measures if you, I
Speaker 1: mean clearly, I took got a big Absolutely, I took
Speaker 1: it good. I was throwing my ass back while he
Speaker 1: was in my asshole. Yes, so I would say I'm
Speaker 1: pretty good now in my writing. I mean, I'm just
Speaker 1: saying I'm throwing my ass back with the dick in
Speaker 1: my ass. I'm a nine point seven at least, got
Speaker 1: damn ship. But no, Um, it was actually one of
Speaker 1: those feelings where um, and it felt almost like a
Speaker 1: vaginal orgasm, which made it really weird. So um, we
Speaker 1: started off, he slid and it was from the back,
Speaker 1: so he was sucking me from the back, and then
Speaker 1: my legs just started shaking, so I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: calm down. So he put me back on the bed
Speaker 1: and then inserted his dick into my ass missionary style, inserted, inserted,
Speaker 1: missionary style. And this is where I felt like I
Speaker 1: had never felt in my life. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: I shut a thug tear and I had to cover
Speaker 1: my eyes because I didn't want him to think he
Speaker 1: made my you know, O g M bitch, not fuck you,
Speaker 1: but no, so um, the orgasm was so intense, like
Speaker 1: my eyes water, like I felt like I was crying
Speaker 1: out of but it was like I was crying out
Speaker 1: of sheer happiness. Yeah, and it wasn't that. I was like,
Speaker 1: it wasn't even that it hurt anymore, Like, but my
Speaker 1: legs just started trembling, and I told him I was like,
Speaker 1: I started yelling him. I was like, I don't know
Speaker 1: what's happening, Like my legs were shaking, and I was like,
Speaker 1: holy shit, holy shit, fuck, Like what's going on? Mind you?
Speaker 1: At this point, I just feel so like I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just I felt so good. I didn't know if
Speaker 1: anything came out because everything at this point is wet,
Speaker 1: everything is woife, And I'm like, as he slides up
Speaker 1: to get on the bed with me, anything came out.
Speaker 1: I was scared to look at the sheets, and I
Speaker 1: told him, I said, these sheets might be a mess.
Speaker 1: I didn't because yes, because I felt an orgasm. I
Speaker 1: didn't know if anything came out of my ass. I
Speaker 1: didn't know where this orgasm came from. And I'm like, wait,
Speaker 1: when I orgasm out of my vagina, I know I
Speaker 1: can squirt or I know. Why get you think that
Speaker 1: ship is a reaction because I felt like it was
Speaker 1: so wet, and I came and I didn't know what
Speaker 1: the funk else would come out of your ass except shit?
Speaker 1: And I literally told I looked up at him. I
Speaker 1: looked up at him, and I was like, I didn't
Speaker 1: smell shit. I didn't smell anything. I was just like,
Speaker 1: at this point, I was just or I was scared
Speaker 1: there was blood one or the other. I didn't know
Speaker 1: if he tore something, because I had never felt this
Speaker 1: with a dick in my ask before. How was your ask?
Speaker 1: The next day? It was actually fine. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: I was just smiling so much. The next day. Was
Speaker 1: it his house or a hotel? We did a hotel? Okay,
Speaker 1: well you ain't got worry about Yeah, no, we didn't
Speaker 1: have to worry about yeah. No, no, no no, we didn't
Speaker 1: have to worry about the hotel. Um. No, it depends.
Speaker 1: It depends like who's at his house where I'm at.
Speaker 1: He doesn't like coming to the Bronx anymore because he's
Speaker 1: kind of lit. People be seeing him and ship, so
Speaker 1: I just go to him. Who is in his house?
Speaker 1: What do you mean she had a girlfriend? No, you
Speaker 1: don't have a girlfriend. Calling that ship down? You asking
Speaker 1: way too much. Question we like a quality. No, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna say no. Names of the hotel regular one.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say, does the staff know? You know
Speaker 1: we'll switch up? Well, wait, have you ever been to
Speaker 1: the hotel? You're not going to ask me? And people
Speaker 1: ask if they did they recognize these questions? Do they
Speaker 1: recognize him? Why are you asking me? Because people want
Speaker 1: to know, bro, people No one wants to know except you,
Speaker 1: because he knows these helps about my ass and you're
Speaker 1: worried about the fucking quality of the sheet. No, it's
Speaker 1: not we fucked. We don't sucked everywhere at this point.
Speaker 1: We don't. The only place we probably haven't fucked is
Speaker 1: in the goddamn studio. But we don't fund everywhere. He
Speaker 1: sucked me in my room, my kitchen, my living room.
Speaker 1: I sucked him in just about every house. I'm not
Speaker 1: sucking in my roommates to him. No. Um, but it was.
Speaker 1: It was absolutely great. It was one of the best feelings.
Speaker 1: I don't know if any of you guys have experienced this. Um.
Speaker 1: A couple of people did right into me and say
Speaker 1: that they have achieved this, because of course I bragged
Speaker 1: about it on Twitter. Um. But it was honestly, Monnie,
Speaker 1: this came two weeks after the freakiest, nastiest sex I've
Speaker 1: ever had, So no, three weeks after what's happening to
Speaker 1: it was? It was like three weeks might come from
Speaker 1: your mouth. I'm not even gonna lie. It was like
Speaker 1: after experiencing what I experienced with the sex club and
Speaker 1: the pegging with with six seven, and then for seven
Speaker 1: to make me experience this, which is something we had
Speaker 1: never experienced before I even told him. I was like,
Speaker 1: it ain't never happened to me, Bro, Like you want
Speaker 1: something like, that's not the thing having with as sex
Speaker 1: have we ever really at the same time had is it?
Speaker 1: Just like you were talking about you you bragged about
Speaker 1: the sex with love and way more between, Like I
Speaker 1: just want to make sure I'm not going to go
Speaker 1: through a drop because they gotta be one of the other.
Speaker 1: It ain't it ain't gotta be one of the other.
Speaker 1: J was giving you some good. Seven has been in
Speaker 1: the pictures since that. I haven't seen a big dick
Speaker 1: since like like that since Bro, it was just like
Speaker 1: really really fucking good. Um. I also really quickly want
Speaker 1: to read this last part for it relaxtion, relaxtion, relaxation, bitch.
Speaker 1: Probably relaxation and plenty of lubrication are the keys to
Speaker 1: having or giving an anal orgasm. Start slowly with an
Speaker 1: animal sage or ana lingus. I will say, Um, he
Speaker 1: did start with a finger um. And again it probably
Speaker 1: also helped that I had already came vaginally. So if
Speaker 1: you are having sex with a female um and she
Speaker 1: does come you know from her vagina, that may actually
Speaker 1: be the hint to you that maybe you should try
Speaker 1: to funk her and they ask because at that point
Speaker 1: she's a lot more relaxed and her her ask will
Speaker 1: open up a little bit back because we are the
Speaker 1: I mean, men can possibly have multiple orgasms, but we
Speaker 1: are capable of doing that doing it and I probably
Speaker 1: had at least six with the session with him. But
Speaker 1: like I said, he he would come and stay hard
Speaker 1: and he did this three times. So we fucked three
Speaker 1: times back to back. It was amazing. I said, I
Speaker 1: don't know what the funk you want right now, but
Speaker 1: it was absolutely amazing, and I was like, oh, lleluvia. Um. Anyways,
Speaker 1: I guess we're gonna go ahead and get into vanillas. Shit. Um,
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Speaker 1: getting lima like ro this is always You only have
Speaker 1: to pay the registration fee once for the batch you upload,
Speaker 1: so upload as many as you can to be cost effective.
Speaker 1: Copyrights last seventy years after the all. Let me show
Speaker 1: you this new that I send out. I wouldn't care
Speaker 1: if after I'm dead. Go ahead and post it a camera.
Speaker 1: If you don't care, camera right, this is a new
Speaker 1: I don't want to see you nude. Wheezy. I don't
Speaker 1: know why you'd be trying to sell me. Someone screenshott
Speaker 1: come back and go ahead, show me to it. Can
Speaker 1: you tell this is me? I don't know. I can't
Speaker 1: see it. Look at it, bro. I don't want to
Speaker 1: look at your because someone shot at it, and I
Speaker 1: want to tell you how I freaked out right, I
Speaker 1: don't want to look at your vagina. Go ahead, I'm
Speaker 1: covering the pussy. Tell me, okaye, girl. Please, you sent
Speaker 1: me a video, you second dick, so you looked at
Speaker 1: it through my phone. I ain't send it to your phone. Hole.
Speaker 1: I did not send it to your phone. Pull it up.
Speaker 1: Right now. Then send it up right now, pull it
Speaker 1: up and butt you it ain't pull it up here,
Speaker 1: pull it up. I don't know how you remember this.
Speaker 1: So that's a dick involved. I ain't showing you my
Speaker 1: pussy wide open. You won't. They're spreading your ship with fingers.
Speaker 1: The show my pussy with lover boy and I got
Speaker 1: that video. But there's a dick in it. That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Do you think I want to see you
Speaker 1: eagle spread open right now? No, you can't just confirm
Speaker 1: there's a dick if I sent you a picture, both
Speaker 1: to be looking at the dick anyway. So my point
Speaker 1: was someone screenshot at this nude when I snapped it
Speaker 1: to him on Instagram. I've been like sending it to
Speaker 1: my friends, like can you tell us with me? Bro,
Speaker 1: I gotta know, like I am freaked out. She was like, oh,
Speaker 1: my tattoos are in it. I was wearing a robe
Speaker 1: and if you would have looked at the photo, I
Speaker 1: wasn't gonna look at you like I opened the road.
Speaker 1: My titties are out, my pusseys in it spread but
Speaker 1: you can't see my face. You could just see like
Speaker 1: my mouth a little bit. No, tasso have a beauty
Speaker 1: mark on your chin at the hair was covering You're so,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna look. Let me tell you how I
Speaker 1: was so the person that I sent it to right
Speaker 1: Van knows them. And I said, oh my god, this
Speaker 1: bitch blah blah blah blah blah. He's like, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I think that he sends it to a bit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's why she screenshot it. She ain't your friends. So
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, her, and I you know no. So
Speaker 1: I'm telling him. I'm like, yo, I don't know what
Speaker 1: to do. I think it looks like me. He's like, well,
Speaker 1: let me see if so I could tell you say
Speaker 1: Van ain't ship. Van would say, let me see the pussy.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you if I let me see to see
Speaker 1: your face in it. Bro. I was so freaked out
Speaker 1: about it, and honestly I thought about it and I
Speaker 1: was like, you know what, this is my best nude.
Speaker 1: If it gets out, it gets out. I'm honestly convinced.
Speaker 1: And I'm just gonna sit here and say it because
Speaker 1: it is honestly how I feel. You didn't mistakenly posted
Speaker 1: nudes about three times in the last because I'll be
Speaker 1: sending that that, Bro, I feel like you just you,
Speaker 1: You're gonna have a new leak, and I feel like
Speaker 1: I ain't even gonna ask who leaked. It would be
Speaker 1: like I don't want to leak my own. I don't
Speaker 1: want to have nude out of me, obviously, but I do.
Speaker 1: I don't have Snapchat, so I send nudes through the
Speaker 1: inst story why And I would put the view why
Speaker 1: because I can, Oh my god, get Snapchat. That's where
Speaker 1: I talked to all my creep niggas I don't want
Speaker 1: and I literally have it. I don't even post stories.
Speaker 1: I'm on there just to talk to creep niggas. Blue
Speaker 1: check want me to get one? Oh yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: think have blue checks are wives? Absolutely. Um. Anyways, those
Speaker 1: are the niggas that talked about Snapchat. Um Um. I
Speaker 1: really like that you chose this as the vanilla ship
Speaker 1: because this is actually going to lead us into our
Speaker 1: horrible decision for the week. Um. The horrible decision for
Speaker 1: the week is taking nudes. UM. Tips for how to
Speaker 1: take nudes, also receiving nudes, um, etiquette of asking for nudes.
Speaker 1: I also want to talk about being catfished by some
Speaker 1: of y'all's dick picks. So we'll start with taking nudes,
Speaker 1: nude etiquette, maybe some tips for the lates. So I
Speaker 1: have the purse nude, the one I was talking about,
Speaker 1: And let me tell you if you have tattoos like
Speaker 1: me or Mandy. I was trying to figure out, like
Speaker 1: I want to get naked and I want to show myself,
Speaker 1: but I don't want to show my arms. How do
Speaker 1: I do this? Plus even on my hips? Right? So
Speaker 1: let me try to show what it looked like. So
Speaker 1: you put the phone down, right, you get on the floor,
Speaker 1: you put the phone down against the wall, right, Like
Speaker 1: I did, wear a robe like something satin and kind
Speaker 1: of slotty, and you open it so you could just
Speaker 1: expose your titties and your pussy. And I had like
Speaker 1: a fresh wax. It was a really good one. So
Speaker 1: you just get in front of the you know it
Speaker 1: is right, and you just get the tits, you get
Speaker 1: the pussy and like you know, you put a little
Speaker 1: lip or a little tongue in there. But you take
Speaker 1: the camera angle down to where it only hits like
Speaker 1: the bottom of your nose, and if you get your face,
Speaker 1: you could just like crop the top of it and
Speaker 1: then everything just look at there. So I don't think
Speaker 1: that will work for me because I have the gun
Speaker 1: tattoo right over my puss. So all you have to
Speaker 1: do is take the robe and you tie it around.
Speaker 1: You use the rope. That's what I did to cover
Speaker 1: the hip tattoos. Alf by the way, um, and might
Speaker 1: not really tiny ones, but still they're identified with. Another
Speaker 1: way that I really like to take nudes. Self timer
Speaker 1: is your friend. I like, really liked the look of
Speaker 1: my pussy when I'm bent over, Like, I just like it.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm sorry, So I take my phone,
Speaker 1: I prop it up on my nightstand, put the self
Speaker 1: tim represent a second scraped into the bit like but
Speaker 1: you you take the self timer bend over, and honestly,
Speaker 1: I really like this angle too because it covers my
Speaker 1: stomach when I'm not feeling like, you know, like and
Speaker 1: you bend over, you can't see face, you can't see ship.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I like pull the pant a little bit, and uh, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's pretty good. So I want to give some tips
Speaker 1: to the thick bitches out there. Um, there is an
Speaker 1: angle that will make you look tiny at all times. Um,
Speaker 1: It'll make your waist looks super tiny. They get a
Speaker 1: picture of your tits and they also get a picture
Speaker 1: of your vagina all in one. Um, if you're worried
Speaker 1: about has two's, this probably isn't the one for you. Um,
Speaker 1: but it's really good. So basically what you do wheezy
Speaker 1: skinny holes like to stand up for nudes. When you're
Speaker 1: thick and have some rolls and ship to cover, you
Speaker 1: lay down because all that ship flattens out. So you
Speaker 1: lay on your bed and lift your arm above but
Speaker 1: to an angle and get the side of you. So
Speaker 1: when you're getting the side, your waist looks really small,
Speaker 1: your tips are there, and like I said, it still
Speaker 1: gets your vagina, but it also just gives the silhouette
Speaker 1: with your asks. It pretty much covers all parts of
Speaker 1: your body that anyone when the sheet Um. No, So
Speaker 1: you can lay on a bed, you can lay on
Speaker 1: your couch, but you can lay on the floor. Just
Speaker 1: lay down, lay your ass fucking down, and you're literally
Speaker 1: posing it like this. So you're getting the side of you,
Speaker 1: but chicken in your pussy and bitch listen, when a
Speaker 1: bitch was sixty pounds ago, I was still looking snatched. Okay, angles,
Speaker 1: but there's definitely that. There's definitely angles when you take nudes. Um. Also,
Speaker 1: I do want to see here and drop some etiquette
Speaker 1: for nigga's real quick when y'all are requesting nudes. So
Speaker 1: first off, you know, well we can talk about that
Speaker 1: getting your toes and the dirt. Oh I hate that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't listen. We'll talk about that right after. So there
Speaker 1: is etiquette fellas with asking for news. But I also
Speaker 1: want to sit here and tell you how y'all could
Speaker 1: be annoying as the funk. First off, getting a nude,
Speaker 1: getting a nude. Listen, once again, getting a nude is
Speaker 1: a privilege from us women. Okay, listen, A lot of
Speaker 1: us don't even like sending nudes. And if we send
Speaker 1: you your send nudes with all of this revenge point
Speaker 1: going on, that means we kind of trust you. By
Speaker 1: the way, I don't be taking new nudes. Actually sent
Speaker 1: a nude to Blue Check and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you keep it up. You can get one for yourself,
Speaker 1: like you can get a special one. I don't like him.
Speaker 1: But if you don't want to nigger to think that
Speaker 1: you are recycling shots, you got Okay, some of these
Speaker 1: niggas one nigger got smart. I was like, bitch, this
Speaker 1: ship is for eight months ago. You still look like this.
Speaker 1: So first off, so this is what y'all, ladies do
Speaker 1: video How are if you if you are, oh bitch,
Speaker 1: I do that too. Now if you are a male listener,
Speaker 1: please cover your ears at this time remove your headphones. So, ladies,
Speaker 1: if you got a catalog of news that you like
Speaker 1: sending these niggas now be trying to check time stamps
Speaker 1: and ship. So just screen shot that ship. Screenshot it
Speaker 1: and you do know what y'all do, So screenshot it,
Speaker 1: crop it so a look like a regular picture again
Speaker 1: because you don't want the black on the top and
Speaker 1: the bottom. Crop it down and then it becomes a
Speaker 1: nude and it has the new date on it. So
Speaker 1: I sent the fucking nude, bitch. And when I was
Speaker 1: in l a uh huh, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: thinking about you? Show me how this nigger was like
Speaker 1: thinking about me? From are you back in New York?
Speaker 1: Question mark? It shows your location too, that's right, y'all, y'all.
Speaker 1: So y'all so lame. I got right on chrome. I
Speaker 1: was like, how to remote tag from photos? Goddamn iPhone?
Speaker 1: Be telling my mom would be lying to Ship my
Speaker 1: mama sent me. Let me tell you my mom and Ship.
Speaker 1: This is unrelated to nudes. But my mom, you know,
Speaker 1: I would said to my mom money and I said,
Speaker 1: my mom money every month or whatever. My mom sends
Speaker 1: me a picture of something wrong with the window in
Speaker 1: her car. I'm like, when did this happen? She's like, girl,
Speaker 1: I don't know they're talking about was gonna be a
Speaker 1: hundred fifty? Do you know this picture was from eight
Speaker 1: months ago. It was from fucking January? And I said, so,
Speaker 1: when did this happen? I just told you, And I said,
Speaker 1: you know, I mean, well, I mean I'm trying to
Speaker 1: I just want to show you what it looked like.
Speaker 1: Secret ordered the part. No, but that's definitely a thing.
Speaker 1: But back to the etiquette of these photos. So my
Speaker 1: issue and why I stopped liking to send nudes to
Speaker 1: certain guys is because they didn't have the etiquette of
Speaker 1: receiving them. And when I say that is, if a
Speaker 1: woman decides to send you, let's be let's start PG. Thirteen.
Speaker 1: Say she sends you her TI is full tips, like
Speaker 1: n full tips, nipple, maybe even you know, tongue involved,
Speaker 1: maybe even looking her own titty. Okay, what you don't
Speaker 1: do then is be like, I'm just saying that's that's
Speaker 1: elementary starting. Then then what a niggle do next is
Speaker 1: be like, now let me see that ass. So then
Speaker 1: if she's nice, she's like, okay, let me go take
Speaker 1: I'm gonna send you a picture of my ass. Then
Speaker 1: you sign a picture of your ass and he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: now let me see that pussy. This is where it
Speaker 1: becomes annoying. Like now it becomes a whole fucking production.
Speaker 1: Now I don't feel like you're happy with anything I
Speaker 1: sent you before. So now you know what I've done
Speaker 1: sending you pictures because you're not enjoying this. Not only that,
Speaker 1: A lot of times when this happens, it's not a
Speaker 1: cent to receive type of exchange. It's me sending you
Speaker 1: all these motherfucking nudes at one time and me all
Speaker 1: you got is your dick. You're saying, but people are
Speaker 1: writing me right now saying that they've seen a clip
Speaker 1: of us on HBO. No, alway, it's not supposed to
Speaker 1: post until Friday. I've seen a clip of you in
Speaker 1: the vice piece on Age. My god, it's probably the
Speaker 1: most Holy sh it, you guys are on HBO. It
Speaker 1: posts Friday. We just sent our release letters today. Wow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe the commercial posted. Dude, I have like ten messages
Speaker 1: about this. Well, let me take my phone. Don't give
Speaker 1: a about you business. By the way, you guys, we
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna sidetracks, so we're gonna tell you what
Speaker 1: we're talking about. I just saw a bunch of my
Speaker 1: d m Um we recorded with Michelle Hope. She was
Speaker 1: um being followed for a me Too documentary just people
Speaker 1: in the Movement, and Mandy and I got to have
Speaker 1: some of our live show recorded for the Vice Report
Speaker 1: on HBO. So if you guys want to watch that
Speaker 1: exciting us. Yes, it's gonna be really fun. Um it
Speaker 1: actually airs on the twenty eight, so they're probably talking
Speaker 1: maybe a commercial that was posted. I don't know. Does
Speaker 1: HBO have commercials. I don't know, but um it's post.
Speaker 1: It actually airs on September at eleven pm. If I'm
Speaker 1: not mistaken, Um, we'll go ahead and post that information.
Speaker 1: But yeah, we're on HBO ship not just so you know,
Speaker 1: we got a whole goddamn show. I mean, the price
Speaker 1: is going up double double taxi holes on Patreon not um.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so I want to get into how when
Speaker 1: like guys ask you for um pictures right because you well,
Speaker 1: actually you just missed that whole car. I heard what
Speaker 1: you said. They're asking like the language you're asking, right,
Speaker 1: Like when someone says like I want to see you
Speaker 1: or take a sexy picture for me, I hate it
Speaker 1: things like that. I don't jump into nudes. And actually
Speaker 1: a lot of women think like that means I gotta
Speaker 1: do something so crazy. Now, I will say that a
Speaker 1: lot of guys actually just like a nice selfie, even
Speaker 1: if you just have a little hints of cleavage, Like
Speaker 1: they like seeing your face too. Like I would say,
Speaker 1: just maybe do a teaser um text, I said, to
Speaker 1: send me something I want to see, Yeah, just send
Speaker 1: on your face, so aways want to see your face?
Speaker 1: I said, so you wanted something else question mark. No,
Speaker 1: I would definitely say, um, if someone comes out of
Speaker 1: the blue and asked for a picture of you, definitely
Speaker 1: don't jump to nudes because then, yeah, then you lead
Speaker 1: to them being all fucking well, let me see this, well,
Speaker 1: let me see that, like even and then it goes
Speaker 1: from pictures to videos, Well, let me see a play
Speaker 1: with it. Real quick. We'll bend over from it, we'll
Speaker 1: shake it from me, and dog, I'll be so goddamn
Speaker 1: a noois we y'all asking for all this ship when
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to send you a nude to my
Speaker 1: goddamn titty. Just take my titty and be happy. That's
Speaker 1: all you need. It is. I'm just saying, I like
Speaker 1: sending my favorite part of my news to send. It's
Speaker 1: like I just get really frequent waxes. I have a
Speaker 1: nice package deal and so I get them all the time,
Speaker 1: rights right by my office. I'm like getting wax all
Speaker 1: the time. Like I feel like my pussy stays on
Speaker 1: fleek and i'd be just ready. And I know you
Speaker 1: shouldn't be jumping into pussy, but I don't want to
Speaker 1: show that ship front. You know, I have a lot
Speaker 1: of guys that do like to see my pussy. So
Speaker 1: this is Oh, I got another tip for you ladies. Okay,
Speaker 1: here's another one. So I masturbate nightly, as you guys know.
Speaker 1: That's how I go to sleep at night. Um, and
Speaker 1: when I masturbate is when I become my wettest because
Speaker 1: I always come. And so even though I'm really exhausted
Speaker 1: and ready to go to sleep. What I do is
Speaker 1: I like archives some ship, So I like play with
Speaker 1: my pussy right then and there and be like, see
Speaker 1: what you did, even though the porn did it. So
Speaker 1: i'd be like, you did this, see what you did?
Speaker 1: Um Or I'll like take pictures of it looking really wet.
Speaker 1: So then when a nigga I'm talking to want some
Speaker 1: pictures of my pussy being really wet, I can act
Speaker 1: like they made it wet. And so there's another tip
Speaker 1: that you guys can do. If what you're living I'm
Speaker 1: serious it works, bro, I'd be like, look what you did,
Speaker 1: and I'll be sending it to all the names. You spit,
Speaker 1: Oh no, my should be like it like pulls up
Speaker 1: in you spit on your pussy. It looks like spit
Speaker 1: though No I'm I don't look. I don't want to
Speaker 1: see your pussy, bron So what is it? I ain't
Speaker 1: what is damn? I hope I never sucked somebody to
Speaker 1: listen to this. So I was talking like we were
Speaker 1: me and blue Check. We're texting back and forth, and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, you're making me so excited.
Speaker 1: But he's like, oh am I really so, I sent
Speaker 1: this is a picture of my panties down to my
Speaker 1: ankles with heels on. You see my hand, that's spit.
Speaker 1: I can't because I'm petty and phony. But he was
Speaker 1: just like, damn, that's that's what I did. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: an you doing? And oh my god, Mama, how you'd
Speaker 1: be real arty with your goddamn nudes. So bro, I
Speaker 1: don't play games. Look like a lot of working nudes.
Speaker 1: You showed me her news. She'd be getting in lingerine
Speaker 1: on this. She loves that ship, she's getting ready. I
Speaker 1: love doing it though, like it's so much more fun,
Speaker 1: and like, you gotta put more effort into news and
Speaker 1: just pussy, you know, especially when you know because it's
Speaker 1: getting I will say, so if we go, if we
Speaker 1: transpired this into say this is spit, but it looks
Speaker 1: like a little bit of it is me. But I
Speaker 1: just added spit for like consistency. Oh yeah, that looks
Speaker 1: like spit. Sorry, it doesn't look like my pussy. It
Speaker 1: totally no, I don't think. I definitely it looks like
Speaker 1: I don't think. Okay, Anyways, we're gonna get to now
Speaker 1: talking about dick picks, because we all get them. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna lie. I think I've enjoyed getting um dick
Speaker 1: picks a lot more lately. Just massive. I want to
Speaker 1: show you a dusty asked dick that you know. Wait,
Speaker 1: it's a dusty dick that I know. Can I show
Speaker 1: you how big this dick is? See, that's just I mean,
Speaker 1: it's an okay looking dick. It's really dark, so it
Speaker 1: makes it look a little gray, which means it's looking
Speaker 1: a little Look. I think that he made. Bitch, that's
Speaker 1: a horse dick hole. Look, that's the type of that's
Speaker 1: the type of scroll. Bitch. He got videos this ship
Speaker 1: he sent me. I screen grabbed all them ships from snapchat.
Speaker 1: He knows right, Yeah, he knows, he knows you screen grab. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Danny got his face up in it. Yep, I said,
Speaker 1: because I told him I want you wanted that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I told him I want to see his booty hale.
Speaker 1: Damn be fine, fine as fun with a big old dick,
Speaker 1: Big old dude, don't be scold. I don't need to
Speaker 1: seeing my pussy and ship did I'm trying to go back. No,
Speaker 1: you're seeing this one. I don't like showing you my dicks.
Speaker 1: You don't need to look at my dicks this long.
Speaker 1: The ship just I'm just he rubbed it a wow,
Speaker 1: look at that thing. So I'm sorry, No, not yet.
Speaker 1: I want to though. Wait did you show me green eyes? Oh?
Speaker 1: Let me show you green eyes? Green eyes? Dick is
Speaker 1: like this, bitch, green eyes got a bigger No, green
Speaker 1: eyes gotta day like fourteen inches. Don't be sitting here
Speaker 1: making motherfucker's think I'm taking fourteen inch dicks. No, it's
Speaker 1: probably not fourteen, but it's big. Fourteen is not normal, bro,
Speaker 1: Chill now, you're just trying to make it seem like
Speaker 1: you're pussy messy. Ellvin, I take it, bro, you are
Speaker 1: taking it away. You're really taking for Is your booty
Speaker 1: hole open because you really fuck in your ass? Is
Speaker 1: it like a ten or one? So about to say here,
Speaker 1: create the narrative, and I'm sucking fourteenage dicks. She could
Speaker 1: be like, your pussy can't be that. I am not
Speaker 1: because you patty like that. There's no way nobody can
Speaker 1: take that dick. He's never been in a woman. He
Speaker 1: had all the way, No, he has not all the
Speaker 1: way sending me. He'd be sending me videos of him
Speaker 1: sucking bitches, that's what a guy a tilt uterus. See
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. This is what I was talking about.
Speaker 1: So if I thought that you was gonna think I
Speaker 1: had a tilt to uterus, no, bit no, I mean
Speaker 1: hold on, let me see you ain't slick, bitch. I
Speaker 1: caught your little I'm looking at your arm and if
Speaker 1: he that distance, his dick is like the side. So
Speaker 1: I want to tell you guys with this look like
Speaker 1: he was pushing his dick downward to like touch the
Speaker 1: counter time. Yeah you did. I didn't show you him before.
Speaker 1: Didn't you want to suck him? And you saw him
Speaker 1: at a fashion show? No? No, no, no, no no,
Speaker 1: that was the Wilhemina model. This is I'll be wha,
Speaker 1: How am I so lucky? God dawn bitch with a
Speaker 1: big as dick like seven caliber sex with him? He's
Speaker 1: context no. Um but yeah, famous famous bit you got
Speaker 1: a bit blue checkmark. I got all blue checkmark dick.
Speaker 1: Um anyways, all my checkmark blue. So no, let me
Speaker 1: just go through this. And I'm getting tired. Long been recording.
Speaker 1: Just real quick, just so y'all know, I know y'all
Speaker 1: just hit us t God, we need to pay, y'all. Um,
Speaker 1: so this y'all can have longer episodes. We just gave
Speaker 1: you all thirteen extra minutes a couple of episodes ago. Um,
Speaker 1: so we gave me like she'd be like real quick
Speaker 1: fifty minutes. Okay, Um, they go with fifty minutes. I
Speaker 1: don't like this picture, so I feel like you're trying
Speaker 1: to play me out with the size with this dark
Speaker 1: gast photo. And I don't like that. Well, not only
Speaker 1: that he's dark, scam bro, so let the dark skinned
Speaker 1: dick live because see this with a light skinned dick,
Speaker 1: look like I forgot we I don't really like red dudes,
Speaker 1: like it. I like red dudes, y'all know. I like
Speaker 1: my little paper bag brown niggers. So I don't like
Speaker 1: nudes when you guys are in the bathroom and you
Speaker 1: take them like around the toilet and like I'll be
Speaker 1: looking at the floor. I also don't like nudes where
Speaker 1: you need to put your dick next to something for measure.
Speaker 1: Although I think that's a black guy thing, it makes sense.
Speaker 1: I told you I got one with a breeze can.
Speaker 1: There's the fa breeze can, the water bottle of the
Speaker 1: remote control. We get it, guys, we get it, like
Speaker 1: those three objects. I don't want to get dick fished
Speaker 1: from like a fake like you thought it was bigger.
Speaker 1: But the thing is like that ship just looks really weird.
Speaker 1: Just put your hand at the bottom of it. Let
Speaker 1: me gauge another one. I don't like that one. I
Speaker 1: like the meat mail conversation. This is fun. I showed
Speaker 1: you jeeves dick. Yeah, but you know I don't be looking.
Speaker 1: I don't even watch bigger porn. I don't know why
Speaker 1: you'd be trying to show me paint dick all the time.
Speaker 1: I don't want I don't his dick is so great
Speaker 1: that I just want to go to the gate Club
Speaker 1: sometimes to be like, ha ha see, I ain't even
Speaker 1: gonna show you. I do got a video on me
Speaker 1: sucking dick. But now that you didn't talk toilet one, no,
Speaker 1: the one that I paid anyway, we might need to
Speaker 1: explain what the first off, I don't like to see.
Speaker 1: I don't have to explain ship. You're the one that
Speaker 1: keeps saying it, I said the toilet what. I don't
Speaker 1: like that you keep saying that I don't like I
Speaker 1: suck the niked dick while he sat on the toilet.
Speaker 1: What's the problem. What is the motherfucking problem? Then no,
Speaker 1: there's no reason to set the scene because I don't
Speaker 1: know because I didn't believe you, remember you, she didn't
Speaker 1: believe me. So I'm gonna tell you what said. I
Speaker 1: was horny. So I came from spend class. We was
Speaker 1: both coming well, I went to spend class at the
Speaker 1: time that he was coming off work, and we were
Speaker 1: gonna go and grab drinks. But I didn't want to
Speaker 1: suck his dick because in New York there's a lot
Speaker 1: of co ed stalls. I didn't want to suck his
Speaker 1: dick in a bar in a bar um bathroom because
Speaker 1: those be a little bit dirtier. So I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: well there's Matt hotels in New York. They got lobby bathrooms.
Speaker 1: Let's go to and we went to one on Park
Speaker 1: Avenue and it was really nice. It was a single store.
Speaker 1: If they were the spin clad you went to fell
Speaker 1: I did go to fly a little that day. So
Speaker 1: he made me right at the game before and which
Speaker 1: I sucked to dick in that bathroom, And what's the problem?
Speaker 1: Because which when you sit here, and let me tell you,
Speaker 1: you sit on the toilet like it ain't nothing, even
Speaker 1: though man sit on that you do You're yeah, you're
Speaker 1: not gonna see her actor. So Mandy tells me this
Speaker 1: ship and I'm like, no, you didn't. She's like, yes,
Speaker 1: I did, and I took a video. She's like, big, watch,
Speaker 1: there's no problem at the hotel because my home girl
Speaker 1: stayed there. But not only that, I had spin class there,
Speaker 1: so it just was very convenent, like my home girls.
Speaker 1: Just what she tricked, and yeah, home girl trick. You know,
Speaker 1: you know she begetting that money. But that's why I
Speaker 1: knew it was a good That's why I knew where
Speaker 1: the bathroom was. I knew like the camera setting, I
Speaker 1: knew we wouldn't be caught. I knew it was all
Speaker 1: you knew the camera said. I knew it just all
Speaker 1: would work out. Well, okay, um, so that was fine.
Speaker 1: And you're a whole ass bitch because you always wanted
Speaker 1: you remember when you suck the gave quurse that you
Speaker 1: shut the funk up. Well, I know what the funk
Speaker 1: I did, and I don't already told the people. Do
Speaker 1: people know if they want to go back and listen,
Speaker 1: didn't know they didn't help anyways, So I guess we'll
Speaker 1: go ahead and jump right into the whole mail were
Speaker 1: about to show me. I wasn't gonna show you ship.
Speaker 1: I was gonna show you how it sucks some dick.
Speaker 1: But now I ain't showing you no more. Why not
Speaker 1: the nigga who I pegged so you could see like
Speaker 1: it was? It was so big. Hold on, y'all, I
Speaker 1: didn't imagine him having a big dick. It was so big,
Speaker 1: and he like was super shaved, was so big dog.
Speaker 1: He was so clean that why are you black? A
Speaker 1: little cinemax? I was editing my little Yeah you like
Speaker 1: the little edit on there, bitch, I was after that.
Speaker 1: It wasn't that I was sweating. We fucked in the
Speaker 1: shower at the sex club, so my hair was wet,
Speaker 1: like we fucked in the shower with all the shower
Speaker 1: heads that you kept wanting to ask about. Bit I
Speaker 1: just want to know how many people could fit in
Speaker 1: the shower, by the way me and said, yes, it
Speaker 1: was important to know if it was a prison shower
Speaker 1: or not. It wasn't a prison shower. It was actually
Speaker 1: really nice. But here we go. I'm gonna go ahead
Speaker 1: and read this. This is quite interesting. Um, I got
Speaker 1: this in my DM on Twitter, so it says, hey, there,
Speaker 1: you ladies are freaking amazing. Made me start a new
Speaker 1: Twitter just so I can be me, follow all the
Speaker 1: porn stars, say what I want when I want, and
Speaker 1: just let my hair down. So my bff decides he
Speaker 1: wants to be my side piece. Oh lord, me and
Speaker 1: my man barely get it in, so I'm like cool. Well,
Speaker 1: he had sent me dick picks before, and I was hyped.
Speaker 1: First night we met. All he wanted to do was
Speaker 1: lick my pussy and eat my ass. Upon the field test,
Speaker 1: I was saying to myself, Hum, he'd been down there
Speaker 1: about forty five minutes. He ain't hard, ain't no way,
Speaker 1: that's his monster dick in those pixie sent This is
Speaker 1: so on brand. Well, I left with no sex because
Speaker 1: I didn't want the disappointment. Fast forward two weeks later,
Speaker 1: we're at his place and he's rubbing on my tits
Speaker 1: and goes back again, and I go back again for
Speaker 1: a touch. It's hard, but then I'm a size queen. Yes,
Speaker 1: you know the pencil dicks. I'm a size queen and
Speaker 1: I love girth. But hey, let me check it out.
Speaker 1: I pull it out of his boxers and commenced to
Speaker 1: giving firehead. I almost swallowed this man. After about two minutes,
Speaker 1: he is ready to fuck now. In the words of
Speaker 1: Miss Bado, take it in count, I'm an artist and
Speaker 1: I'm serious about my ship. He gets in and I'm
Speaker 1: soaked because having dick in my mouth makes me wet.
Speaker 1: Girl me too, and I'm throwing it back legs on
Speaker 1: his shoulder and not feeling Listen, do you want be
Speaker 1: able to ask for your number after this? Like? What
Speaker 1: is not you this person to say? I'm I'm I'm
Speaker 1: He's gonna with your vibrations. He be careful about your bitch. Hello,
Speaker 1: he wants doggie. So I turned over two it up
Speaker 1: and he's in. I'm throwing it to the left hand,
Speaker 1: right and ate and before I'm about to know, he stops.
Speaker 1: I'm like, nigga, what he said his mind wasn't right?
Speaker 1: What the fuck? So up and out I go. We
Speaker 1: stay in contact because that's the homies. So we good.
Speaker 1: I went back for round three and we chatted about
Speaker 1: this and that. Then he let me know, he lets
Speaker 1: he likes his ass eight Well, I have never in
Speaker 1: my forty years done that. He told me, I could
Speaker 1: also stick a finger in it if I go slow.
Speaker 1: Oh bitch, he was ready, Well I am ready, she
Speaker 1: said she wasn't ready. But he gets up, goes to
Speaker 1: the bathroom, and comes back with clippers and asks me
Speaker 1: to shave his ass crack. I did what I did,
Speaker 1: and I even blew on it to remove the hair,
Speaker 1: to which he got excited. Hold on he did, hold
Speaker 1: on it. He then tells me that he was not
Speaker 1: a full capacity when we fused a week ago, and
Speaker 1: he needs a night with me to show me how
Speaker 1: great he really is. Does he deserve another chance? Should
Speaker 1: I chill and let the whole thing go? Or shall
Speaker 1: I eat? Or should I eat that ass? And it
Speaker 1: hopes that the thing grows from a string brain to
Speaker 1: an eggplane. I honestly think that if you didn't shave
Speaker 1: this man ass already, that you need to go ahead
Speaker 1: and just let the whole thing happen. Do whatever you
Speaker 1: change his ask. Let me ask would you ever shave
Speaker 1: your man's ass crack? That's a different thing. I want
Speaker 1: to say. Have been looking for love and when people
Speaker 1: say like, oh, what do you do for words? I'm like, um, yeah,
Speaker 1: So I thought it was good, bro, so hard. Question
Speaker 1: is she like, try at it even though the dick
Speaker 1: clearly is not big, but hasn't been able to stay
Speaker 1: hard enough for her to really feel it. So she
Speaker 1: wants to know if maybe she plays with his ass
Speaker 1: that his dick make grow bigger, because clearly he's into this.
Speaker 1: I don't know how. You just see here, they got
Speaker 1: to be real good friends. Like I would shave like
Speaker 1: my man man's ass, And no, I'm not shaving his ass.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think what I shaved? Why not? You
Speaker 1: might be right, I probably shaves. I don't know if
Speaker 1: I would blow to put the hair away when I'm done.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's like giving a whole hand. I feel
Speaker 1: like if I shave it, I'm not doing the cleanup.
Speaker 1: Oh you know that makes sense. That makes sense, but
Speaker 1: it makes sense. I don't know. I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's like a very intimate thing to do. Like I've
Speaker 1: never had someone shaved me. I kind of want that.
Speaker 1: I watched it on Sex in the City, kid. I
Speaker 1: don't know if anyone shave me either. Um. I do think, ma'am,
Speaker 1: that you should go for it. I think you should
Speaker 1: definitely go ahead and just see what the sex is, Like,
Speaker 1: y'all know, I like because and apparently I'm obsessed with
Speaker 1: booty hole. So if a nigga like want me to
Speaker 1: like shave booty hole, that's real freaking kind of right.
Speaker 1: But I think it's also that she she's not getting
Speaker 1: pleased by her partner, so this is like maybe something different.
Speaker 1: But I'm not gonna lie. If matters. If you're gonna
Speaker 1: go out though and cheat on your nigga, it needs
Speaker 1: to be with a nigga that's actually gonna please. I
Speaker 1: can't believe she shaved his ass. She shaved his ass, bro,
Speaker 1: I don't think oh anyway. I mean, you know what,
Speaker 1: if it's like, hey, you want to get in it,
Speaker 1: I need you to help me. But you know what,
Speaker 1: so I'm not gonna lie because i'd be looking ass.
Speaker 1: There's definitely levels to the hair of a man's ass,
Speaker 1: and so I think it depends, dog. I think I
Speaker 1: think it depends like how hairy they are seven asshole,
Speaker 1: isn't that hairy? Like there's a little bit of here,
Speaker 1: but I'll still look if there's hair there, like, but
Speaker 1: if it's too hairy, I'm not looking through like feeling
Speaker 1: like I'm looking with his head, bro, It'll feel like
Speaker 1: I'm looking yo, got damn scout. I think the main
Speaker 1: thing though, with like any kind of like anal play
Speaker 1: at all, for maintained, it has to be super or
Speaker 1: at least do it after the shower, if ship or
Speaker 1: peico matter comes out of it, like, it's just gotta be.
Speaker 1: It's gotta be. Yeah, it has to be. So. Ironically,
Speaker 1: the second one that I had chose, um damn both
Speaker 1: of these letters this week. Um the women are cheating
Speaker 1: on their man. Oh okay, um. So this one is
Speaker 1: titled the Horrible Wife. Jesus, I freaking love you ladies.
Speaker 1: You were like, can y'all send pictures with your I
Speaker 1: want to know, send a picture you, Patty, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna post nothing, No, but you still be like judge, No,
Speaker 1: I don't who was judging that We said, we said
Speaker 1: we got to cut this out. He was like, she's
Speaker 1: that was? He just mean, no, I want to know
Speaker 1: what your little nick I want to I want to see. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But then when we get sucking d m s of
Speaker 1: fucking piss on people in our dms, whole ass dick
Speaker 1: out one we chose. Okay, So it says I freaking
Speaker 1: love you, ladies. You were like my soul sisters, and
Speaker 1: I feel like only y'all can understand me. Don't act
Speaker 1: like we just be cheating down Apparently we only understand
Speaker 1: cheating as maybe she's just a period. Let's get What
Speaker 1: I want to share with you is my horrible ways.
Speaker 1: I am a married woman. Oh, I been with her
Speaker 1: husband for twenty years. It was bound to happen. This
Speaker 1: is my horrible ways. Kick in. I married my high
Speaker 1: school sweetheart, so we've been together since my pussy started
Speaker 1: growing pubes. Well, he ain't freaky, not the freak I
Speaker 1: need him to be. So I stepped out and I
Speaker 1: did it with my side Nigga, in which he was
Speaker 1: in the picture for ten years. Okay ten years half
Speaker 1: of the time. Okay. Me and my side love, Me
Speaker 1: and my side, love our sex. I told him my
Speaker 1: sexual fantasies and he's helped me achieved them. From DPS
Speaker 1: that I wanted to try to v D s M
Speaker 1: two role playing to everything we can come up with
Speaker 1: sexually makes me sad. He is my perfect sex partner.
Speaker 1: Not only that he is might be a fef. He
Speaker 1: knows all my deep dark secrets. Knows all the men
Speaker 1: I sucked behind my husband's back. Okay, well it's still
Speaker 1: my side rider. That's a new name. Well, plot twist
Speaker 1: writer or diving on the side I like that side writer. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's kind of lit. Here goes the plot twist bit.
Speaker 1: You ready, Well, the plot twists when one of the
Speaker 1: dudes we had DP with caught feelings. After we did
Speaker 1: the DP together, I wanted to do a one on
Speaker 1: one with his friend. Well, wrong move. I became friendly
Speaker 1: with him for the purpose of keeping him around. So
Speaker 1: whenever I wanted to do t P again or do
Speaker 1: other sexual ship together along with my main side, he
Speaker 1: was there. Yes, I'm a horrible wife. Well homeboy caught feelings,
Speaker 1: knowing well enough, I'm married, not leaving my husband and family.
Speaker 1: I just want to have fun. Nigga felt so hard.
Speaker 1: He contacted my husband through social media to let him
Speaker 1: know his life is a wore. You are he His
Speaker 1: feelings was because I don't like how you read like
Speaker 1: I'm this is dramatics here, what's instagram? My husband? This
Speaker 1: is this is in our email? My husband flipped. It
Speaker 1: was ugly, but we got through it. I confessed to
Speaker 1: my husband, but I confessed to my husband while we
Speaker 1: quote unquote separated, I went and did things I was
Speaker 1: curious about and that was it and it's out of
Speaker 1: my system now, so let's just either break up or
Speaker 1: move forward. He chose to stick with me and be
Speaker 1: more sexual with me. It's been one year since the incident.
Speaker 1: He is not as sexual as I need him to be.
Speaker 1: The news of his wife being gang bang coming from
Speaker 1: one of my gangbangers directly has scarred him. He's told
Speaker 1: me he don't feel comfy fucking me because all he
Speaker 1: can think about is how you fucking and sucking other
Speaker 1: niggas out there, then coming home to do the same time. Mate, Now,
Speaker 1: come the bleep on. We already chose to stick it
Speaker 1: together and move forward, but he has to chase it.
Speaker 1: Come to yeah, I ain't say bleep Come to bleep on.
Speaker 1: We already chose to stick together and move forward, but
Speaker 1: he hasn't changed sexually. Instead, I don't feel like sucking
Speaker 1: him because I know he's judging me. But still we
Speaker 1: have regular sex, not the funk I want. What do
Speaker 1: you suggest I do at this point? Help horrible wife
Speaker 1: and some guidance from my new BFFs. I look forward
Speaker 1: to hearing from you from your Latin crazy Listen. I
Speaker 1: need to know how rich your husband is. I feel
Speaker 1: like he I don't think he's rich at all. Otherwise
Speaker 1: he would have been trying to google her email on it.
Speaker 1: I need to know, don't we see you'd be so
Speaker 1: you'd be trying to play investor gadget and ship. It's
Speaker 1: really interested in Like, I need to see what looks
Speaker 1: like invest gadget. This doesn't even feel like a real story,
Speaker 1: but I know it's a real story because it's a
Speaker 1: real email. No, it's it's so crazy because I think
Speaker 1: people you can tell from the email this is real ship,
Speaker 1: So I think honestly, So this is what I've mentioned before.
Speaker 1: So as you guys know, monogamy is not for everyone. Um,
Speaker 1: we've talked about the alternative lifestyles that you could have
Speaker 1: with your partner. If monogamy may not be the part
Speaker 1: for you. The fact that you're saying you're cheating but
Speaker 1: you're not being sexually fulfilled, and you're going out to
Speaker 1: seek these sexual um arousals and stuff from other men.
Speaker 1: I feel like this needs to be a conversation with
Speaker 1: your husband. I don't feel like maybe you're telling him
Speaker 1: exactly the things that you are enjoying. You're clearly enjoying DP. Well,
Speaker 1: the problem is like you're feeling guilty about what you've done,
Speaker 1: so now you feel I don't think he's feeling guilty.
Speaker 1: He's making her feel guilty. No, no, no, she's enjoying it. Bro,
Speaker 1: she's feeling guilty about what she's done. So now she
Speaker 1: can't just sit there and be like I need this, this,
Speaker 1: and this, because you know you heard him. So it's like,
Speaker 1: how much can you really pull from someone that give you?
Speaker 1: I also, so my advice to you would be honestly, um,
Speaker 1: one or two things. At this point, you can really
Speaker 1: only do one of two things. You need to open
Speaker 1: up and express that maybe you're interested in swinging, are
Speaker 1: going to a sex party or expressing these sexual fantasies
Speaker 1: outside of the bedroom without him, or maybe he can watch.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you would want to partake in that,
Speaker 1: because he's clearly judging that you've done it and come
Speaker 1: back to him. The only alternative to this would be
Speaker 1: to suggest an alternative lifestyle with your marriage or possibly
Speaker 1: leave him. It sounds like all you're gonna do is
Speaker 1: cheat that's what it sounds like ten out of twenty
Speaker 1: you've been cheating but not know. I don't I don't
Speaker 1: want that's a lot, that's that's goddamn No. I just
Speaker 1: don't want it. I just don't want it. Um. I
Speaker 1: feel like you either need to have a really deep
Speaker 1: talk with him, possibly even therapy if it's look at
Speaker 1: me with a therapy quote if you feel different, But
Speaker 1: if you feel like you want to stay with him
Speaker 1: and you feel like maybe you don't know how to
Speaker 1: get your no bitch your thoughts across to him and
Speaker 1: how to that's to how to discuss this to him
Speaker 1: to where he's not going to keep bashing you for
Speaker 1: what you enjoy doing sexually. Um, you may need to
Speaker 1: find a median like someone to intervene with the conversation
Speaker 1: so that he can understand how you feel and you
Speaker 1: can understand that you did hurt him. So you got
Speaker 1: motto bit I'm choking, I don't choke on it. Um,
Speaker 1: But now I really think that, Yeah, it's a conversation
Speaker 1: you need to have with him, because it really doesn't
Speaker 1: sound like you're gonna stop sucking. You clearly like double penetration,
Speaker 1: you like getting gang bang, um, and you like this
Speaker 1: sexual the sexual you know ship that you're doing with.
Speaker 1: She didn't say that their kids, right, um, I think
Speaker 1: she actually did. She said she's been married. She said family. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I can see how you don't want to leave
Speaker 1: because the family. I wouldn't leave if my kids, you know,
Speaker 1: really needed me to be I I can understand not
Speaker 1: leaving for that. But I mean, your relationship doesn't sound
Speaker 1: healthy and you don't sound happy and bit if you've
Speaker 1: been married twenty years, you might be a little bit
Speaker 1: getting up though, don't do that. I'm just teasing, don't
Speaker 1: do that. But high school sweethearts, so I say, probably
Speaker 1: about short bros. Calmed down. She might only be like
Speaker 1: thirty eight. Oh, but life is short. Like if you listen,
Speaker 1: if I'm approaching my forties, I don't want to sit
Speaker 1: here and waste ever, man, especially while you're listening to
Speaker 1: horrible decisions and here you're out, awesome, just good. At
Speaker 1: forty forty is an age where you should be. I'll
Speaker 1: be so excited, like I'll be talking to my friends
Speaker 1: like how am I so blessed? Like I don't know
Speaker 1: how I get this good as dick in real life bro,
Speaker 1: I don't need it. And what he is an age
Speaker 1: where I think that you should be able to know
Speaker 1: yourself and get what you want. And it's just too
Speaker 1: much older to be like unhappy, like I feel like
Speaker 1: this is ship like young bitches? Are you really looking
Speaker 1: for us on HBO right now? I'm just HBO? It's
Speaker 1: called Vice on HBO at eleven pm? Wait do you
Speaker 1: see us? Bitch? Wait? I want to see Look the
Speaker 1: whole time she's been looking for us on HBO? Oh my,
Speaker 1: what did he say? That was talk too much? Yeah?
Speaker 1: He talked? Just who did talk? You said? Thank you bitch?
Speaker 1: That stop talking. That's exactly what's Anyways, we're gonna go
Speaker 1: hit it. We're gonna go ahead and lock this up.
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Speaker 1: I was like, my bad with your green bubble an,
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna lie. This one nigga that I talked to, well,
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Speaker 1: I understand that, like some people need androids. It's like
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Speaker 1: think your face matches mind that you could just log
Speaker 1: into my photo like on this phone. Oh yeah no,
Speaker 1: it's an ex bitch. Get I don't want that facial ship.
Speaker 1: I want facials, just not facial ideas. But these iPhones,
Speaker 1: like none of them have a fucking finger I'm fine
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Speaker 1: guys are still hitting me up about Chicago. Um, and
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Speaker 1: but I am trying to meet some of y'all, so
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm going to do it at
Speaker 1: a bar. I don't know if I'm gonna get something,
Speaker 1: but I am gonna probably meet you out not. I
Speaker 1: don't want to do brunch. I can't eat a lot, bro,
Speaker 1: my stomach is small. I hate when people want to
Speaker 1: invite me to brunch. I can't eat, so let just
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