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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret for your dirty little secret. Remember

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Speaker 1: text in four one oh six one. If you have

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret, you can tell us anything because

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Speaker 1: we don't even ask what your name is. Everybody's anonymous.

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Speaker 1: That's why everybody who calls in to tell us a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret, it's a fake anonymous nickname. So on

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Speaker 1: the phone right now, is the Three Musketeers or the

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Speaker 1: Three Amigos, Three Amigos or the three anyway, you're on

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Speaker 1: the phone already, So what's up man? How are you? Yeah? Hi? Good?

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Speaker 1: So you I love my nude nickname because we can't

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Speaker 1: decide what it is the freeton Yeah, I didn't figured

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Speaker 1: it out. Three Stooges Company, three Stooges three company. There

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Speaker 1: you go. Yeah, anyway, you have a dirty little secret. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's kind of weird. Um, I uh, I have this

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Speaker 1: difficulty sometimes I'm a little shorter. So yeah, oh you too,

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Speaker 1: huh yeah, yeah, there's there's a few of us out there. Um,

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Speaker 1: but yeah, I did something kind of kind of questionable,

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Speaker 1: a little bit weird with a couple of friends of

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Speaker 1: mine when we were at a concert. Um, okay, it

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Speaker 1: sounds like it's getting strange seeing you know, I'm usually

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Speaker 1: like I'm in a sea of shoulders. I'm nipple hype,

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Speaker 1: so I'm seeing a lot of armpits, you know. But yes,

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Speaker 1: a bunch of friends of mine were at a sam

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Speaker 1: Hunt show and I've decided to try to get on

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Speaker 1: someone's shoulders so I could see better. How tall are you?

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Speaker 1: How short are you? I'm five five? Okay, what'd you

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Speaker 1: do with the sam Hunt concert because you're short? What's

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret? Well, so I pretended to be

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Speaker 1: a girl so that a guy would put me on

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Speaker 1: his shoulders. Yeah, drunk. I mean I'm smaller, and uh,

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Speaker 1: I'm a swimmer, so sometimes you know, I'm not super

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Speaker 1: hairy either, so that wasn't really an issue. And my

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Speaker 1: friend she had an extra pair of shorts in her backpack.

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Speaker 1: They were like little SPANDEXI shorts. Oh and yeah, so

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Speaker 1: I just kind of put on some shorts. Hold on,

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Speaker 1: there was there was no bubble, there was no bulge. Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean I was wearing a Fannie pack. Oh yeah, right, okay,

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Speaker 1: excuse before, so you we sessirized a lot to really,

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Speaker 1: so so you went to a concert, a Sam Han concert,

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Speaker 1: and pretended like you were a girl, because you're a

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Speaker 1: small dude and sat on a guy's shoulders to watch

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Speaker 1: the show. That's an amazing idea. I'll do that maybe

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Speaker 1: next time I've go to concerts. M do you recommend it?

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Speaker 1: I really loved watching that show from the shoulders of

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Speaker 1: this guy named Dave, I believe. So it's just you

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Speaker 1: on top of Dave's shoulders. Here's the sam Hant song.

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Speaker 1: This is the sam Honi talks and then things just

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Speaker 1: a little bit and then go back to talking Mike.

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Speaker 1: Right now he's about to talk. Shout out to that

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Speaker 1: sweet lady on that guy's shoulders over there. This one's

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Speaker 1: for you, Dave. They're starting to sing a little bit,

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Speaker 1: but I'm not gonna fully sing just yet. I'm about

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Speaker 1: to talking now. It's fanny pack to keep, you know,

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Speaker 1: like a little bit of this is a little bit

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Speaker 1: of that. And then he's like keeping your toes and

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Speaker 1: then he starts to get into it. He's talking to

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Speaker 1: I like Dave in my guy shoulders, and then it's

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Speaker 1: like all of a sudden, I just gotta sing. But

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Speaker 1: I never thought to give that guy Dave on that

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Speaker 1: guy shoulders. I think he's having fun and he's watching

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Speaker 1: the show. That dude doesn't know. It's just a little guy.

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Speaker 1: So many Wow, all right, I'm done. That was terrible.

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Speaker 1: I'm really upset at myself. I could have done a

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Speaker 1: way better. Anyway, that's what Samon does. You probably got PTSD.

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Speaker 1: You're reliving it. Yeah, I don't think. I don't feel

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Speaker 1: like I did you justice, little guy. Little guy, but

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Speaker 1: you're the same height, I know, but it's about this

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Speaker 1: little guy, not this not me the little guy. Which

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Speaker 1: little guy are you talking about both of us? I

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Speaker 1: didn't feel like I did either a little guy's justice

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Speaker 1: on this one further either way, thank you, very dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret. Thank you. Yeah, enjoy your day, that little guy. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I will know what you're talking to about. What's your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret.