Speaker 1: Hey, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. And you know,
Speaker 1: we get all the credit for all these second dates,
Speaker 1: but really it's our listeners and they're terrible dating decisions
Speaker 1: that we have to think. Yes, yeah, and the people
Speaker 1: who ghost people.
Speaker 2: Yes, your toxicity has made us so funny.
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Speaker 1: second date Brooke.
Speaker 3: And Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Second date updates.
Speaker 4: I feel like this gets brought up a lot after
Speaker 4: you match with someone online. How long should you wait
Speaker 4: before meeting up with them?
Speaker 2: Two to three hours?
Speaker 1: I feel like people typically talk like a week or two.
Speaker 2: Hey, I'm at your window right now. Can you open it.
Speaker 2: I'll climb right in. I brought over some special juice
Speaker 2: for us to splin.
Speaker 1: No sounds sketchy. I don't see any red flugs. Jeff's weird.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna imag the weird one. I'm just saying.
Speaker 4: The woman on the phone apparently isn't quite as eager
Speaker 4: as some of us, because she waited much much longer
Speaker 4: than two hours to meet up with her guy. Her
Speaker 4: name is Gail. Gail, Welcome to the show, Gail three hours.
Speaker 2: How long did you wait before you met up with
Speaker 2: the guy from online?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I mean we chatted on and off for like a
Speaker 5: month before we actually went out.
Speaker 1: Why why a month? I mean, is that like something
Speaker 1: you typically do?
Speaker 3: I guess.
Speaker 5: I mean that we didn't like chat every day, and
Speaker 5: I had like some work stuff going on, and I
Speaker 5: feel like it took him a while to ask me out.
Speaker 1: And after you talk for a month, is there a
Speaker 1: lot of anxiety going into that first meeting because you've
Speaker 1: you've invested quite a bit of time at that point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean a little, but I was more excited.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what the special juice is for that I
Speaker 4: mentioned earlier.
Speaker 5: Keep you loose, But I think a lot of people
Speaker 5: know what you mean, because also the longer you talk,
Speaker 5: the more you have gotten to know each other and
Speaker 5: form chemistry.
Speaker 1: So it's kind of I don't I would be worried
Speaker 1: that I'd run out of things to say when I
Speaker 1: finally met has already covered everything.
Speaker 2: I mean, what do you talk about with a guy
Speaker 2: for a month?
Speaker 5: I don't know, like what we're doing TV shows, We're
Speaker 5: watching stuff going on at work.
Speaker 6: Yeah, drama.
Speaker 5: The weird thing he kept like bringing up.
Speaker 3: He kept saying like, oh.
Speaker 5: You seem so mature for your age, Like he said
Speaker 5: it like three separate occasions.
Speaker 2: Is that a compliment or a diss?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean depends on how old you are.
Speaker 3: Are you like twenty one or twenty five?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, so.
Speaker 2: I could kind of see that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean twenty five, you could go either way
Speaker 1: for sure. Is he an older guy? Is that why?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What did he mean by that?
Speaker 3: Now he's like a couple of years older. I mean,
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Maybe it's the way I talk, or like I direct grammar.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Maybe if I your name is Gail.
Speaker 1: But okay, so it sounds to me like he meant
Speaker 1: it as a compliment.
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess.
Speaker 5: And then at one point he asked me how old
Speaker 5: I really was, with like a smiley face, like as
Speaker 5: if I was lying on my profile or something.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I thought it was kind of rude.
Speaker 2: It could be a joke though, where you know, would
Speaker 2: tell me the real age.
Speaker 5: Make you laugh.
Speaker 1: I don't know, yeah, because he's looking at your pictures,
Speaker 1: like I mean, it's all based on photos, Like it'd
Speaker 1: be like, uh, thank you.
Speaker 4: No, Well no, they've been talking a few weeks though,
Speaker 4: so they have that familiarity.
Speaker 2: What did you say to them?
Speaker 5: I said, you'll have to meet me to find out?
Speaker 1: Was it right after? Like the conversation about your high cholesterol?
Speaker 1: Is that year old?
Speaker 2: So what did you end up doing for your date?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 5: Yeah, we made plans to get dinner, and because I'm hilarious,
Speaker 5: I decided to show up in an old lady costume.
Speaker 2: Just to troll him for asking.
Speaker 1: How old you were you would, Yeah, you went in
Speaker 1: full costume, the whole thing.
Speaker 3: I got a white wig. I wore this like flowery dress,
Speaker 3: a flower something. I had a cane.
Speaker 2: Oh what did Jonathan think when you showed up looking
Speaker 2: like that?
Speaker 5: He was like finishing a conversation on the phone, and
Speaker 5: he like looked confused as to why, Like I was
Speaker 5: approaching him and I was, you know, I committed to
Speaker 5: the bin and I was like, oh, hello Jonas and
Speaker 5: this is Gail.
Speaker 1: What was his reaction?
Speaker 3: I mean he freaked out?
Speaker 5: And then I like immediately like took off the wig
Speaker 5: and was laughing and was like.
Speaker 3: This is a joke. I'm just kidding. And I was like,
Speaker 3: poke fun at you.
Speaker 4: And I'm a little older than I said, that's really funny.
Speaker 1: Actually didn't laugh so much.
Speaker 5: He like figured out it was actually me he was.
Speaker 5: He was like, Okay, this is funny, and we joked
Speaker 5: about it.
Speaker 3: I like ordered a prune juice to you.
Speaker 2: I think it was that was.
Speaker 4: Kind of funny at first, that you don't want to
Speaker 4: over commit to being like a regular outfit on underneath.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, it's not very hot.
Speaker 3: I had like a cute dress on Andy, and they.
Speaker 1: Were at the pancake house at four o'clock.
Speaker 2: I really going in on it.
Speaker 4: I mean, other than that, was there anything weird or
Speaker 4: awkward that happened while you were at the restaurant?
Speaker 3: I mean, conversation was good.
Speaker 5: I did kind of slip up a couple of times,
Speaker 5: and I accidently called him my ex's name.
Speaker 3: Oh, what's your name, Jared?
Speaker 1: Oh that's I could see that to Jsy.
Speaker 2: My ex name is Jonathan.
Speaker 3: You didn't know that that was my ex his name?
Speaker 3: He just like corrected me, and he was like, no,
Speaker 3: it's Jonah and I'm like, oh, I'm so sorry. I
Speaker 3: don't know why.
Speaker 1: Oh that was That's a good cover though, that you
Speaker 1: didn't delve into Oh I keep calling I guess it
Speaker 1: was name wrong multiple times. That's so rude.
Speaker 4: I think a lot of people would think like, oh,
Speaker 4: she must be going on a lot of dates.
Speaker 2: Then if I'm just like, which one are you?
Speaker 1: But isn't that like competition for guys? Like oh, a
Speaker 1: lot of people want to some guy.
Speaker 2: I would probably just cry, guys, give her a break.
Speaker 4: She's a senior citizen. So how did you end things
Speaker 4: with Jonathan that night?
Speaker 3: I mean we had a good date. There was a
Speaker 3: little kiss.
Speaker 2: Did you take your teeth out before the kiss?
Speaker 6: Sir?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 5: We've been like talking, but it's more like friendly and
Speaker 5: he hasn't asked me out again.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I don't know how he's feeling.
Speaker 4: I mean, well, we can find out exactly how he's feeling.
Speaker 4: It's a good play by using this old timey landline
Speaker 4: that we have in studio, Jeffrey, We're gonna do the
Speaker 4: roto dial on this, so we're going to get your
Speaker 4: second date update right after this thank you.
Speaker 2: We said right after that, don't fall asleep. Coming up next.
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Second date update.
Speaker 4: We got to knock out this second date quick so
Speaker 4: we can make it over to the community room and
Speaker 4: watch People's Court. I've seen this episode before, Judge Judge
Speaker 4: Wapner is.
Speaker 2: Gonna give it to him this time. Teach you to jaywalk,
Speaker 2: throw him in the slammer.
Speaker 1: Okay, it is down.
Speaker 6: It is eight am.
Speaker 2: About get out of here. It's almost nip done.
Speaker 4: Let's bring it up because our listener, Gail, who is
Speaker 4: twenty five years old by the way, decided to prank
Speaker 4: her date Jonathan by showing up to dinner dressed as
Speaker 4: a little old granny.
Speaker 2: Why did she do that?
Speaker 4: Because he kept saying she seems so mature during their
Speaker 4: online chats and even asked how old are you really,
Speaker 4: and so decided to rank him with the old lady
Speaker 4: costume and the date went really well, minus the part
Speaker 4: where she called him her ex's name a couple.
Speaker 1: Of times, but they still shared a cute kiss at
Speaker 1: the end.
Speaker 2: I didn't hear cute kiss. I just heard kiss. I
Speaker 2: don't know what was.
Speaker 1: It, Gail, What was the kiss?
Speaker 3: Was a little kiss, A little little okay.
Speaker 4: A little yeah, like as tightly puckered lips as you
Speaker 4: can get.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's not sexy. Maybe that's more grandma style. That's
Speaker 1: a problem.
Speaker 4: Maybe you leaned a little bit too hard into the
Speaker 4: grandma thing and it kind of turned him off.
Speaker 1: You have to go with pigtails next time and a
Speaker 1: schoolgirl outfitting.
Speaker 2: I mean, what do you think, Gail?
Speaker 3: I really have no idea why.
Speaker 5: And I just if it is, like if he like
Speaker 5: snooped around and like found out that my ex was Jared,
Speaker 5: I just would want a chance to explain myself and apologize.
Speaker 1: Oh, because you didn't tell him that it was your
Speaker 1: ex's name?
Speaker 3: No, but you know, I really don't know.
Speaker 4: Not a good Yeah, Well, let's ask him what the
Speaker 4: real deal was. I'm gonna call his number right now,
Speaker 4: and we're gonna do it. That's how I say it
Speaker 4: on the radio.
Speaker 2: That's really Jeff, Let's do this. Hello, Hey is this Jonathan?
Speaker 6: Uh? Yeah? Who is this?
Speaker 2: I don't believe you that you're Jonathan.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 1: I can't believe he didn't go in with the old
Speaker 1: man voice. I thought for sure that we're going to
Speaker 1: hear Alan Winterbottom.
Speaker 6: I played old man. What what's up? Actually?
Speaker 2: What you're happy now?
Speaker 4: Brooke?
Speaker 6: Anyway, Uh, I'm a little confused, but I'm good.
Speaker 4: No, we're doing something with you right now, Jonathan. You're
Speaker 4: on Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning on a second date.
Speaker 2: Update.
Speaker 6: I don't those words mean nothing to me. I don't
Speaker 6: know what you're talking what you're talking about.
Speaker 4: Honestly, I don't really know what I'm talking about either,
Speaker 4: but our.
Speaker 2: Radio show, and we're on a task right.
Speaker 6: I'm on the radio right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah cool.
Speaker 4: Say hello to the six listeners we have Hey, Hey,
Speaker 4: they say hi back, trust me. Anyway, we were trying
Speaker 4: to get some help for one of our listeners named Gail,
Speaker 4: who you went out on a date with recently.
Speaker 6: Ok. Yeah, yeah, I remember Gail.
Speaker 1: Okay, she sounds pretty funny. Did you think she was fun?
Speaker 6: Yeah? You know, it was a it was a cute date,
Speaker 6: you know, I mean, yeah, I like her. She's she's cool.
Speaker 1: Oh that's good.
Speaker 6: Good.
Speaker 4: We did hear about your date because she told us
Speaker 4: that you went to a restaurant and she was dressed
Speaker 4: up as an old grandma.
Speaker 6: She told you that, Yeah, it was funny.
Speaker 1: We all laughed.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was. It was definitely interesting.
Speaker 1: Oh you didn't you didn't like the joke.
Speaker 6: It's not that I didn't like it. I kind of
Speaker 6: don't know how to tell her. This is gonna I'm
Speaker 6: just gonna come out it's good. This is gonna sound weird.
Speaker 4: I think she understands that something odd is going on
Speaker 4: because she told us, you guys haven't really reconnected very
Speaker 4: much after the date happened, right.
Speaker 1: Like, It's more, it felt like it moved into the
Speaker 1: friend zone, she said.
Speaker 4: And so she's ready to hear whatever the reason is
Speaker 4: for that, but she'd just like to get a little closure.
Speaker 1: We're man, me fix it.
Speaker 6: I can definitely offer closure.
Speaker 1: Okay, But.
Speaker 6: After the date something changed. What I mean, well, okay,
Speaker 6: I got in my car and I was driving home,
Speaker 6: and all of a sudden, I couldn't help but realize
Speaker 6: that I was more attracted it to her as the grandma.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, when she was dressed up.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and I didn't know how. I didn't know how
Speaker 6: to feel about it. Yeah, it just it just did
Speaker 6: something for me.
Speaker 4: Kay, Yeah, what what about it was more attractive to you?
Speaker 6: I don't know, I don't know. It just uh, it
Speaker 6: unlocks something. I guess I think it was. There's something
Speaker 6: about the way her voice. I don't know the voice.
Speaker 6: I liked the maturity, I liked the prune juice. I
Speaker 6: don't know it was. It just seemed like this seemed
Speaker 6: like she knew what she was doing, and I found
Speaker 6: that a really hot.
Speaker 4: I've heard of big D energy, but not big G energy,
Speaker 4: big Grandma energy.
Speaker 2: You're into that.
Speaker 6: It's not so much the grandma bang. It's just like
Speaker 6: the older woman stuff. I mean, like a.
Speaker 1: Woman in charge, a woman who just makes decisions.
Speaker 6: Yeah, makes decisions, tells me what to do.
Speaker 2: You know, so hearing Brooks talk to you right now,
Speaker 2: it is definitely.
Speaker 1: Hands Okay, it's got a gray hair. I don't have
Speaker 1: great hair, a lexus.
Speaker 6: I don't know. It makes me feel taken.
Speaker 1: Care of, Okay, Well, she sounds like a confident woman.
Speaker 1: It doesn't sound like you should shut the door on it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but there's more. After the date, I went back
Speaker 6: online and I've been talking to more mature woman. I
Speaker 6: bumped it. I bumped it up a little.
Speaker 2: Oh god.
Speaker 4: I mean, no judgment, but I'm just I'm trying to
Speaker 4: think of how Gail must feel. Hearing all of this
Speaker 4: right now.
Speaker 6: Well, I was hoping you all would tell wait, oh,
Speaker 6: what do you mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, what do I mean?
Speaker 4: I mean, Gail's actually on the other line right now listening.
Speaker 6: Oh oh Gail, Yeah, hey.
Speaker 3: Hi Jonathan.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it sounds like you guys have a lot to
Speaker 2: talk about here.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Look, I mean, you're cool and all, but I'm there's
Speaker 6: something that dy. It just made me realize I want
Speaker 6: someone older.
Speaker 5: I'm just confused, and it's kind of shocked. I don't
Speaker 5: really have to say, like you want you want someone
Speaker 5: like fifty years older than you like?
Speaker 3: Is that why you kept up?
Speaker 6: Oh, exactly fifty would be great.
Speaker 1: Wait, fifty years older or exactly fifty years back?
Speaker 6: Exactly fifty years old?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that's the sweet spot for him.
Speaker 1: I mean again, it is a good age for women.
Speaker 3: I'm out there.
Speaker 6: It is a good age for women. Some of the
Speaker 6: people I'm talking to online are amazing.
Speaker 2: What about what about the woman you're talking to on
Speaker 2: the phone line right.
Speaker 6: Now, Gail, you're gayl You're great. It's not like I
Speaker 6: don't It's not like I don't like you. It's just
Speaker 6: I'm I don't see us in a in a relationship.
Speaker 1: He wants to be with someone who can't have pregnancy scares, because.
Speaker 6: Some woman get pregnant at fifty. It's possible, Gai.
Speaker 2: I'd love to hear what you're thinking right now.
Speaker 5: I mean, I guess, I guess I'm kind of like
Speaker 5: offended that you thought I was more attractive when I
Speaker 5: had a wig on and glasses.
Speaker 6: And it's not that I'm not attracted to you, Gail,
Speaker 6: it's just like you're too young for me.
Speaker 2: You never heard that ever on this show.
Speaker 5: I guess that I'm glad I could assist in you
Speaker 5: figuring out your stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 4: It was a very mature thing for you to say
Speaker 4: five years old.
Speaker 3: High, I am mature.
Speaker 6: I'm excited to see you turn into the mature woman.
Speaker 4: It's heard a lot before it goes in farther. But
Speaker 4: I am going to ask kind of a weird question.
Speaker 4: Would you be interested in going out with Gail one
Speaker 4: more time? If she dressed up as the old lady?
Speaker 1: I don't know that Cayle's volunteered.
Speaker 6: For just the voice would be good, Jail.
Speaker 2: How about you give him a little flavor right now?
Speaker 3: I don't think it's going to work out.
Speaker 2: Did it for me too.
Speaker 6: What okay, so you're feeling what I'm feeling that.
Speaker 2: I'm getting hot flashes.
Speaker 3: It's brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Well, if this is a trend, I think it bodes
Speaker 4: very well for somebody in this room, Alexis, because.
Speaker 2: Now your mom will be hit on by more of.
Speaker 1: Your Please don't think my mom is twenty.
Speaker 4: Five and we should have hooked Jonathan up with Alexis' mom.
Speaker 1: It would have been perfect. It's always good to hear.
Speaker 1: Though it's nothing you did. I mean, honestly, the only
Speaker 1: thing she could have done to fix it was just
Speaker 1: to wait, wait till she got.
Speaker 4: Old, or you know, invented a time machine and aged
Speaker 4: herself by thirty years.
Speaker 1: And then gone back opposite of botox, inject yourself with
Speaker 1: wrinkles it motox.
Speaker 4: But yeah, really no chance for her in that one.
Speaker 4: Nothing she could have done, but a big.
Speaker 1: Self discovery for him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it helped him. Something good did come out of this.
Speaker 4: And if you ever want to get a second date
Speaker 4: up that you can always email.
Speaker 2: The show will help you out.
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