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Speaker 1: What's up, y'all? Eddie Sindrey Mundo. I'm from the North.

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Speaker 1: I'm an alpha male. I live on the West Side

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Speaker 1: with Bazer. On the weekends we shot gun white Clause.

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Speaker 1: We also have a lot of fun usually Monday to

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Speaker 1: does it to a stranger, like, they're gonna be like,

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00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:26,720
Speaker 1: what did you say? What do you say? Part of

422
00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:28,240
Speaker 1: me is like he knows he's eight. He's like, what

423
00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:29,920
Speaker 1: are you gonna do to me? Like you're gonna do

424
00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:32,960
Speaker 1: You're right? The kids kids get away with it. They're fine.

425
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:35,720
Speaker 1: Kids can do anything they want a kid card. Now

426
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:38,679
Speaker 1: do your kids like? I mean embarrassing moments like I

427
00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:43,680
Speaker 1: was at Target and my pants down, No, that's draw

428
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:49,960
Speaker 1: string right, No. And there was a there's a woman

429
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:53,080
Speaker 1: with her daughter in the shopping cart and they're walking

430
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:57,919
Speaker 1: down the aisle and there's a rather large woman, large,

431
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:06,320
Speaker 1: really terminal fat, and the girl, the daughter was probably

432
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:10,320
Speaker 1: seven or eight years old, right, And she says, Mama,

433
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:16,320
Speaker 1: why is that woman so big? Awkward. What did you do?

434
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:21,240
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, I was about to happen.

435
00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:24,639
Speaker 1: And I mean that mom, she took that cart, and

436
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:25,960
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know what she was looking for

437
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,239
Speaker 1: in that aisle, but I guarantee she didn't get on

438
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:31,159
Speaker 1: that aisle. I've never seen someone get off an aisle

439
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:36,480
Speaker 1: so fast. I mean she was literally running down the like,

440
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:40,040
Speaker 1: get me off this aisle. And it was like, oh man,

441
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:43,600
Speaker 1: and we I think are getting to that stage. We're

442
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:46,200
Speaker 1: getting to the state I am because my kid is three,

443
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:49,399
Speaker 1: and he started noticing things like we were at the

444
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,280
Speaker 1: grocery store and there was a guy that had a

445
00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:54,000
Speaker 1: frow and he had his pick in the fron right

446
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:58,720
Speaker 1: and my son goes, keep your finger on the button.

447
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:02,040
Speaker 1: And my son goes, Dad, he has something in his hair.

448
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:07,560
Speaker 1: Did you excuse me, mr, you have something in your hair? No,

449
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:11,280
Speaker 1: that's that's a comb. Sometimes your dad does that. See

450
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:13,280
Speaker 1: he grabs a comb from the aisle and puts it

451
00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:15,200
Speaker 1: in his hand, like that's weird. That can comb that

452
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:18,200
Speaker 1: Sometime I do that, but I I didn't know how

453
00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:21,640
Speaker 1: to because the guy, the guy I absolutely heard because

454
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:25,720
Speaker 1: he's three ft from us, So we weren't maintaining six ft.

455
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:28,240
Speaker 1: But that's a funny one. What did he laugh? The

456
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:31,800
Speaker 1: guy really says kind of looked. It kind of looked,

457
00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:33,040
Speaker 1: but it says that one is not as bad as

458
00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:35,000
Speaker 1: the fat one. There's no coming back from that one.

459
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:38,720
Speaker 1: She eats a little bit too much. You know how

460
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:40,480
Speaker 1: when we have a dinner and we have it all,

461
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:42,879
Speaker 1: we have our our our one or two helpings. She

462
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,240
Speaker 1: has a couple more than we do when we're at dinner.

463
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:48,120
Speaker 1: And how many cheeseburgers do you eat? Half of one?

464
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:52,240
Speaker 1: E four? You know when we go to McDonald's and

465
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:55,200
Speaker 1: I always order for me, you and dad. She probably

466
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,840
Speaker 1: does that, but just for herself the same amount of food.

467
00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:00,760
Speaker 1: That's like my brother when he was a kid. Yeah,

468
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:03,919
Speaker 1: batter's box, Let me hit it, Let hit it. Everybody

469
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:07,280
Speaker 1: box here. He was riding in the car with my grandma,

470
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,760
Speaker 1: my grandpa, I think, my dad and my uncle and

471
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:13,960
Speaker 1: maybe my mom. And thanks for the roll call, coach.

472
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:16,560
Speaker 1: It does unless you're gonna reference everyone in the story.

473
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:19,600
Speaker 1: And our two our dog Skippy was in there and

474
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:24,320
Speaker 1: they're all talking or Jane in there, remember, and Aunt

475
00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:27,280
Speaker 1: Martha was there too. According to my grandpa my dad

476
00:23:27,359 --> 00:23:29,920
Speaker 1: that my brother goes, Grandma, why are you so fat?

477
00:23:33,359 --> 00:23:35,959
Speaker 1: And my dad said, the car goes dead silent. We're

478
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:39,919
Speaker 1: about turn the music. About three minutes, no talk whatever

479
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,520
Speaker 1: is being played on the radio. Turn it up tendescible levels.

480
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:46,000
Speaker 1: And finally, after about three minutes, my grandpa goes, well,

481
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:47,720
Speaker 1: damn it, ever, you're gonna tell him? Are you gonna

482
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:52,879
Speaker 1: answer him? That's his sister though, this is her his wife.

483
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:56,400
Speaker 1: As my grandpa said that, his grandpa said, oh, that's funny.

484
00:23:56,840 --> 00:24:00,920
Speaker 1: And I mean my dad said, oh, grandpa just sat

485
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:02,840
Speaker 1: there in three minutes. There he goes, well, damnit ever,

486
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:08,920
Speaker 1: you're gonna answer him? Did she remember? Answered, he doesn't

487
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,400
Speaker 1: remember the best part of the story. That's the best part.

488
00:24:15,359 --> 00:24:18,720
Speaker 1: How she explained that, I don't know how you explain that,

489
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:21,679
Speaker 1: Like what do you say, how do you explain that

490
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:24,359
Speaker 1: to a four or five year old? Like, um, well,

491
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:27,520
Speaker 1: I eat and then I eat, and then I remember

492
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:30,440
Speaker 1: my aunt she would joke. She was big, and she

493
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:32,680
Speaker 1: she would joke and say she was on a seafood

494
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:38,720
Speaker 1: diet and she eats everything she sees, and like that

495
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:41,399
Speaker 1: was her joke, and it was like funny. I was

496
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:43,800
Speaker 1: I thought it was funny. Because like you know, she's

497
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:48,240
Speaker 1: big and she's making fun of herself. But deep inside,

498
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:49,639
Speaker 1: I don't think she thought that was funny. She just

499
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:51,800
Speaker 1: kind of I guess how she handled all that. Guys,

500
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:55,280
Speaker 1: speaking of weight, excuse me, are you gonna pull your

501
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:57,080
Speaker 1: weight in Vegas? Is that what we're gonna saying her, Yes,

502
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:59,159
Speaker 1: I definitely am gonna do that. Don't worry about that.

503
00:24:59,359 --> 00:25:01,640
Speaker 1: You you were worry about, you, coach. I'm worried about

504
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:04,080
Speaker 1: my weight will be pulled. She's worried about the whole thing.

505
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:05,960
Speaker 1: I'm worried about the whole thing. I mean, we're a

506
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,920
Speaker 1: few weeks away. We're a few weeks away. I'll pull

507
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:11,800
Speaker 1: my weight, but probably no more than that. I'm pulling

508
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:14,040
Speaker 1: the entire event. But no, let me see this about weight,

509
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:15,680
Speaker 1: and I think I may prep this for the big show.

510
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:18,639
Speaker 1: It's such a great bit. Anyways, my dad says, and

511
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:22,359
Speaker 1: he found some article that says big that COVID is

512
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:26,439
Speaker 1: associated with weight, and so because he read this article

513
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:30,640
Speaker 1: and he fully believes in it, he goes the family member. So,

514
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:32,960
Speaker 1: like the families, you're gonna keep track of how much

515
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,800
Speaker 1: weight you lose over the next year, and the family

516
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:38,320
Speaker 1: that loses the most collective weight. So like me and

517
00:25:38,359 --> 00:25:40,879
Speaker 1: my wife, my dad, and my mom, my sister and

518
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:43,159
Speaker 1: her maybe kids. I don't know if she's dieting Boomer,

519
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:46,520
Speaker 1: but anyways, whoever loses the most weight because we're trying

520
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:49,080
Speaker 1: to avoid COVID, we'll get a free trip. My dad's

521
00:25:49,119 --> 00:25:53,280
Speaker 1: paying for the trip. If he wins. That's pointless because whatever. Anyways,

522
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:55,359
Speaker 1: but you don't have any weight to lose your you

523
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:57,640
Speaker 1: got nothing between me and Baser. Guys, you're gonna see

524
00:25:57,680 --> 00:25:59,800
Speaker 1: me about eighty pounds because I gotta I gotta win

525
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:01,159
Speaker 1: this trip, you know what I'm saying. I'm like, I'm

526
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:03,880
Speaker 1: gonna come in here looking like a freaking dead man walking.

527
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:07,159
Speaker 1: Where's where's the trip to coach anywhere? He said, you

528
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:09,600
Speaker 1: can't get a trip at the end of next year

529
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:11,399
Speaker 1: whoever lost the most weight. So I was like, Mazie,

530
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:13,720
Speaker 1: let's go get on that bike, come on, get a ride,

531
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:15,359
Speaker 1: and we got weight to lose. That's funny. I mean,

532
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:18,320
Speaker 1: that's just a fun game in general. But he also

533
00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:20,639
Speaker 1: a kind of he goes this this text is not

534
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:22,800
Speaker 1: My mom must have been like, please do a clarification,

535
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:24,639
Speaker 1: because he goes he said it to the entire family,

536
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:26,840
Speaker 1: twenty people. He goes this text was not meant to

537
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:30,680
Speaker 1: offend anyone. It's just a fun competition. That's my dad.

538
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:35,600
Speaker 1: You're calling people in this family fat but who he uh?

539
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:38,879
Speaker 1: And Aunt Martha, this is this is gonna be you.

540
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:42,640
Speaker 1: This is your kind of competition. So it includes aunts

541
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:45,240
Speaker 1: and uncles and cousins. Yeah, and I mean obviously yeah,

542
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:48,320
Speaker 1: they're gonna my parents. Yeah, they're gonna easily win the competition.

543
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:50,240
Speaker 1: But who knows. But all I know is the text

544
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:52,760
Speaker 1: was sent and it was awkward and hilarious, all wrapped

545
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:54,640
Speaker 1: up in the one. And you'll hang up and listen,

546
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:57,080
Speaker 1: and I'll hang up and listen. I've never I wish

547
00:26:57,200 --> 00:27:00,200
Speaker 1: my family would give away a trip. You've never gone

548
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:02,439
Speaker 1: on a family trip. I mean we've gone to know,

549
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:04,919
Speaker 1: we went to see grandparents when we were kids. You

550
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:07,600
Speaker 1: all never went to like a like a state or

551
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:11,719
Speaker 1: like we're gonna go to California. We're gonna tell me this.

552
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:14,760
Speaker 1: Have you lunch? Have you taken your kids somewhere besides

553
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,920
Speaker 1: the good questioning family, because they're gonna you're about to

554
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:19,760
Speaker 1: repeat history because you know, we just talked about what

555
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:21,879
Speaker 1: he does. He all he does is everything is family.

556
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:24,440
Speaker 1: He's repeating history because I'm pretty sure the kid's first

557
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:26,560
Speaker 1: trip was to Austin and it's not and it's not

558
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:28,880
Speaker 1: against you. This is everyone. This is what we do.

559
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:32,160
Speaker 1: We only do what we know. It's rare. They never

560
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:35,480
Speaker 1: taken over. I'm thinking about it. I'm trying to think.

561
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:45,160
Speaker 1: I'm taking him to Florida family, family, Carolina, Austin family, Houston.

562
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:52,440
Speaker 1: Where else have they gone? Nashville they live with their family. Wow,

563
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:55,960
Speaker 1: but they're three. Here's the thing, they're too young to remember.

564
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:58,080
Speaker 1: You can change history eventually. We got to do it

565
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:00,920
Speaker 1: in the next year. No, no, it's three years old.

566
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:04,280
Speaker 1: There's no point in taking them somewhere really cool because

567
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:06,400
Speaker 1: they're not going to remember it. We can't do very

568
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:08,479
Speaker 1: many things with a three year old or two year

569
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,600
Speaker 1: old and now a six week old, so you gotta

570
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:13,040
Speaker 1: wait until they can actually do stuff. So why take

571
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:17,000
Speaker 1: them to the soccer game? So why take them to

572
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:21,600
Speaker 1: the bouncy house? Well that's fun. I mean, he's not

573
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:24,720
Speaker 1: gonna remember it. Well, it's not about them remembering, kind

574
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:28,000
Speaker 1: of like the house myself. It's kind of fun. I mean,

575
00:28:28,359 --> 00:28:29,679
Speaker 1: I can't wait to have a kid and go to

576
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:33,159
Speaker 1: the trampoline park talking about Okay, let's go. Did I

577
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:35,400
Speaker 1: tell you about the guys? Okay, I mean, I'll break

578
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:39,880
Speaker 1: my leg, but I'm gonna have a My wife and

579
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:42,800
Speaker 1: I were dating, Uh we were over at my buddy

580
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 1: Garrett's house right for us, and there's a bunch of

581
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:48,200
Speaker 1: us there and we're having a few drinks and some

582
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 1: of those hey, you guys know they opened a trampoline

583
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:53,080
Speaker 1: park right down the street. We're like, wait, wait, they

584
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:55,360
Speaker 1: opened a trampoline park right down the street in no way,

585
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:58,520
Speaker 1: like yeah, let's go. Let's go. So we call him like, hey,

586
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:01,120
Speaker 1: our adults allowed to come to this thing? Or do

587
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:03,120
Speaker 1: you got to provide proof you have a kid? And

588
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:05,040
Speaker 1: they're like, no, adults are you know you can come?

589
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:08,640
Speaker 1: So we all who let's go? We all go. I

590
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:12,120
Speaker 1: mean yes, absolutely, you got twelve of us, twelve of

591
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:15,280
Speaker 1: us adults walking into this place on a Friday night,

592
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:18,480
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Eight pm and we signed

593
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 1: the releases. I'm like, this is gonna be the most

594
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:25,680
Speaker 1: fun ever. One jump, two jumps, three jumps, four and

595
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:28,440
Speaker 1: my wife lands on the metal part, rolls her ankle

596
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,880
Speaker 1: and we have to carry her out of a trampoline park.

597
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:34,080
Speaker 1: No more, she break it. No, the doctor said she

598
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:37,200
Speaker 1: would have been better off breaking it here. Let me

599
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:40,720
Speaker 1: break it. I mean, you want to talk about a

600
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:45,000
Speaker 1: big disappointment, like, come on. And I looked at my

601
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,080
Speaker 1: I looked at Garrett, and I said, do you think

602
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:48,960
Speaker 1: we can just give her ice and we can keep going?

603
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:55,400
Speaker 1: And so they all stayed. They all stayed to the hospital,

604
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:57,880
Speaker 1: taking to the house like, I mean, what's the hospital

605
00:29:57,920 --> 00:29:59,640
Speaker 1: gonna do. They're just gonna look and say, oh, it's swollen,

606
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:01,680
Speaker 1: needed the swelling to go down to get X rays.

607
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:03,320
Speaker 1: I mean it was huge. But also was she and

608
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 1: crazy pain or you crazy pain, crazy prain? She was

609
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:10,959
Speaker 1: crying and I was just like I was crying. I was,

610
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:15,520
Speaker 1: I was. I was frustrated because I was like four

611
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:18,360
Speaker 1: jumps and we had to go home. But smash cut.

612
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:21,480
Speaker 1: I don't know if I told us you were a

613
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 1: month ago, my one of the kids and my kids,

614
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:27,640
Speaker 1: my son's daycare class was having her birthday party and

615
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:32,320
Speaker 1: it was at a trampoline place, and I was like, no, no,

616
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:36,479
Speaker 1: so we go and we're here and you got a

617
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:38,360
Speaker 1: bunch of three year olds, three year olds and four

618
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,960
Speaker 1: year olds right here playing right, and there's this one

619
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,520
Speaker 1: like matt or bouncy thing. They're kind of playing on it.

620
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:48,560
Speaker 1: There are two grown ass adults men and they're like,

621
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:50,440
Speaker 1: all right, you ready, you're ready, and they'd get up

622
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:53,040
Speaker 1: there and they go one, two, three and they start.

623
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 1: They're wrestling, full out wrestling in the middle of the

624
00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:59,080
Speaker 1: three and four year olds and all of us parents

625
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:01,680
Speaker 1: are looking at me like like are you kidding me? Like

626
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:07,360
Speaker 1: are you serious? It was it was two o'clock on

627
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 1: a Sunday. Some of those people never really take off

628
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 1: the level, and they looked like, okay, let's just put

629
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:13,800
Speaker 1: it this way. They looked like they came out of

630
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:19,240
Speaker 1: the sticks, like they came into town wearing camo. You

631
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:23,400
Speaker 1: know what I mean. You can talk like me. Yeah,

632
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:26,400
Speaker 1: And I mean they were full on wrest sell link

633
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:30,880
Speaker 1: like trying to suplex each other, and they wrestled for

634
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 1: a good three minutes, you know what I mean. I

635
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:38,320
Speaker 1: hope it eventually ended. And you get in there, like

636
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 1: they literally started opposite of the mat and run and

637
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:43,200
Speaker 1: like try to wrestle, and they go and they get

638
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:45,360
Speaker 1: some water and right, all right, that's it. Then they

639
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 1: start doing it again. Dude. Then I'm like guys, And

640
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 1: finally they look at we look at them and go really,

641
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:53,120
Speaker 1: and they go okay, and they went to like farther

642
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:56,280
Speaker 1: down the place. You said really to them, yes, because

643
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:58,120
Speaker 1: I mean the three and four year olds are sitting

644
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:00,160
Speaker 1: there and directly at them. Or do you do on

645
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 1: your breath like me style? No, No, we were all

646
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:05,400
Speaker 1: the parents were just looking at him and siltaneously. All

647
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:07,920
Speaker 1: you guys said really, No, I think I said really

648
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:11,480
Speaker 1: I to the second match ended, I said, really, guys,

649
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:15,640
Speaker 1: And I don't really do the confrontation where I would

650
00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:17,280
Speaker 1: say to the guys, hey, what are you guys doing?

651
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:18,520
Speaker 1: I would do it under my breath. I'd be like,

652
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:21,120
Speaker 1: are you getting kidding here right now? Like really, I mean,

653
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:22,959
Speaker 1: it's just like it was crazy to me that they

654
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:26,800
Speaker 1: were wrestling. I mean, I'm talking these guys were probably

655
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:35,880
Speaker 1: older than us. Yes, oh I was picturing like you know, twenties, thirties. Okay,

656
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:39,760
Speaker 1: maybe one was, other one was but Trump to get

657
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:45,720
Speaker 1: in a semi the next day, you know it was

658
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:48,080
Speaker 1: did you see one guy's bringing his truck. He's driving

659
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:52,200
Speaker 1: his truck to Vegas, like literally literally he said, look, guys,

660
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 1: I'm coming to Vegas. This is what I'll be driving.

661
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 1: Get a tour of the truck. That's exactly what I said. Dude.

662
00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 1: Can you imagine we take the rig up and down?

663
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:04,480
Speaker 1: Since what's it called the strip stripe sunset? Go in

664
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 1: l a man? We should? Hey, but if we do

665
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 1: this tour this truck, I mean, is it? Is it

666
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,880
Speaker 1: kind of interesting? Coach? I mean lunch acts like it's

667
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:15,959
Speaker 1: an interesting tour because theold just honks the horn. That's

668
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,040
Speaker 1: about it. Have you ever been in an eighteen wheeler? Well,

669
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:19,960
Speaker 1: some of them sucks. Some of them I've never been in.

670
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:23,440
Speaker 1: Have you ever been in an eighteen wheeler? Log trucks

671
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:25,960
Speaker 1: but not an eighteen wheeler I mean no, I mean

672
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,320
Speaker 1: not the ones that are more so your answer is no.

673
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:30,080
Speaker 1: Your answers no, lunch box. Have you ever been in

674
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:32,840
Speaker 1: I've never been in an eighteen wheeler. Guys, this will

675
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:35,000
Speaker 1: be the coolest thing in the world. But some of

676
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:41,560
Speaker 1: them have extra amenities. Some are like bare necessities. Necessities

677
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:46,520
Speaker 1: are my bare necessities? Guys? All his seat, a wheel,

678
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:49,280
Speaker 1: and a horn. Now most of them have beds, right,

679
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:51,320
Speaker 1: some of them in the bat Hey, now what if

680
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:55,120
Speaker 1: he lets us drive it? That would be illegal. I'm

681
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:57,640
Speaker 1: gonna get my seat in the next two weeks. This

682
00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:00,960
Speaker 1: is what it would be headline. Ah, eighteen wheeler crashes

683
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:05,960
Speaker 1: into Tropicana. Well whatever, I mean, hopefully we go get

684
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:08,200
Speaker 1: we don't enter the West Gate. But I mean there's

685
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:10,200
Speaker 1: a picture of Eddie driving the eight team wheeler right

686
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:15,320
Speaker 1: into the Tropicana over. He knocked over three blackjack tables

687
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:17,760
Speaker 1: and people started grabbing chips and running for the exits.

688
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:24,240
Speaker 1: Rugs is going on? Were going slow mode. It slowly

689
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:26,680
Speaker 1: took down the whole casino. They released the video footage.

690
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:28,960
Speaker 1: It's so depressing. Yeah, he never hit the breaks and

691
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:33,160
Speaker 1: he was shifting years. You know that? All right? Now

692
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 1: that's it sounds like quote of the Years, and you

693
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:39,440
Speaker 1: guys both knew it. I don't know what memorize all

694
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:41,440
Speaker 1: the lyrics of every song. You might want to delete

695
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:46,480
Speaker 1: this clip. Yeah, embarrassing because of But yes, I don't

696
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:49,000
Speaker 1: know how where you parked at in Vegas? When he's like,

697
00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 1: is there somewhere to park there? I hope I can

698
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:52,440
Speaker 1: buy a spot. Yeah, that's a good question. I mean

699
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:55,000
Speaker 1: they've got they have huge lots, are you kidding? Mean?

700
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,759
Speaker 1: When you stay stay, I mean there's the Marquis ones

701
00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:59,440
Speaker 1: where all you see is a strip. But sometimes me

702
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 1: and Bazer have stayed in some hotels where it's a

703
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 1: little off. Dude, there's parking lots that go for miles

704
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:07,480
Speaker 1: in that place. Dude. What if he tells the hotel

705
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:09,920
Speaker 1: that he's here to deliver something for the sore losers

706
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 1: and they give him a dock like an actual from

707
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:19,319
Speaker 1: the at Westgate. Yeah, he just backs it up and

708
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:22,200
Speaker 1: there's nothing in He like, maybe delivers us a Teddy

709
00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:24,359
Speaker 1: Bear or something, or you could have pallets of beer

710
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,440
Speaker 1: in there to put him in people's hotels rooms. Everybody.

711
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:29,240
Speaker 1: Everybody's part of the sore losers. That already false marketing,

712
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:32,160
Speaker 1: but this is also great marketing. The marketing was incredible,

713
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:35,920
Speaker 1: but also probably not happening. Maybe some mattresses, he can

714
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,520
Speaker 1: drop off some mattresses. Guys, we should say that we're

715
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:40,880
Speaker 1: giving them all a crate of beer. Why don't we

716
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:42,840
Speaker 1: stick to one or two beers? Coach, I don't know

717
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 1: if we're gonna do that either, and I can't but listen,

718
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:50,200
Speaker 1: I can't promise anything. I can't promise anything. Yeah, confirmation soon,

719
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:53,600
Speaker 1: But right now she's on the picture of cheese on toast,

720
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:56,480
Speaker 1: ripped down the festival. She's on. Toast isn't bad, It

721
00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:58,719
Speaker 1: doesn't sound bad. Girl cheese is great. You guys don't

722
00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:00,920
Speaker 1: like girl cheese? Are you kidding? Meet five guys. I

723
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:02,879
Speaker 1: go there for grilled cheese. I have baz or order

724
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:05,719
Speaker 1: this grilled cheep from grilled cheesery all the time that

725
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:09,399
Speaker 1: grilled cheeser replaces really good, dude, they're pimento cheese. Grilled

726
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:12,480
Speaker 1: cheesery is bombed for show. Wait you go to five

727
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 1: guys to get a grilled cheese sandwich. Yes, they don't

728
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:16,840
Speaker 1: like making it. They're more for burgers, but you know

729
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:18,680
Speaker 1: I order it. I'm a man. I stand up telling

730
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:20,239
Speaker 1: my guys grilled cheese. I got a kid in the car.

731
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 1: Thank you. The windows are down. It's not hot. Car

732
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:26,680
Speaker 1: issue and short. The best meal. Grilled cheese dipping tomato soup.

733
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:32,399
Speaker 1: Yeah that's good. Panera bread, Panara. That's where I do that. Yeah,

734
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:34,560
Speaker 1: I mean I do it in my house. Make you

735
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:39,960
Speaker 1: make tomato soup, you make it? We mean making you

736
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 1: poured out of the canon. Used. Is that good? Like

737
00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:45,560
Speaker 1: the canned tomato soup? Yeah? I mean I don't like tomatoes,

738
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:48,919
Speaker 1: but tomato soup is delicious. Ray, How are you guys doing?

739
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,319
Speaker 1: Come on over, I got some tomato soup boiling. How

740
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:53,360
Speaker 1: are you guys doing? Let's watch the game? Soups on

741
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:55,680
Speaker 1: the stone. I mean, I'm shocked this dude makes tomatoes soup.

742
00:36:56,800 --> 00:37:03,759
Speaker 1: I mean very rarely. No. No, you like pizza, Yeah, yeah,

743
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:06,800
Speaker 1: it's got tomato sauce on it. Yeah, I like salsa.

744
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:09,799
Speaker 1: Do you like salsa's tomatoes? But I don't most Do

745
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:12,240
Speaker 1: you like um? But you're starting to sound like your kids.

746
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:16,640
Speaker 1: I like salsa sounded like. Look we're me. Me and

747
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:18,640
Speaker 1: Lunch were talking about this the other day. All we

748
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:20,400
Speaker 1: do is hang out with her damn kids. But that's

749
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:22,040
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, is it is it making you dumber?

750
00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:25,919
Speaker 1: So we are slowly turning into freaking ten year old

751
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:28,160
Speaker 1: eight year old children. Because I don't know what Eddie

752
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:30,480
Speaker 1: did and he said something, I was like, oh you

753
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:32,040
Speaker 1: need to do this, goes, I just told you I

754
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:34,440
Speaker 1: did it. I was like, man, I already forgot. I mean,

755
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:36,880
Speaker 1: it's so hard to remember things. And I'm like, if

756
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:38,520
Speaker 1: I can get one more person in my life to

757
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:40,719
Speaker 1: forget when I tell him to do something like here

758
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:42,560
Speaker 1: you go like because my kids, I tell them to

759
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:45,279
Speaker 1: do something and they literally forget two seconds after I

760
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:47,360
Speaker 1: told him. And so you also have to repeat yourself

761
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:50,200
Speaker 1: a lot. That's gonna be so annoying, so annoying. So

762
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:52,840
Speaker 1: then I'm playing golf with this dumbass and he's forgetting

763
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:54,919
Speaker 1: what I'm telling him, and I'm like, really, one more

764
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 1: person in my life. And then Eddie complains that his

765
00:37:57,719 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 1: kids are taking out the trash wrong. And he tells

766
00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:02,960
Speaker 1: me he his kid, what does he do to look?

767
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,000
Speaker 1: I got one kid literally, when I tell him to

768
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,160
Speaker 1: take the trash out, he pulls the bag out of

769
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,920
Speaker 1: the trash can, he ties it up, he takes it

770
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:12,520
Speaker 1: outside and puts it in the so far coach. He

771
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:15,719
Speaker 1: grabs the dumpster the bin, rolls it out of the

772
00:38:15,719 --> 00:38:17,759
Speaker 1: street even though it's not trash day, I mean, and

773
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:19,799
Speaker 1: then he comes in and he's done. It's awesome. Wow,

774
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:22,720
Speaker 1: that's like above and beyond right, that's a free maid service.

775
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:24,879
Speaker 1: I got another kid who I say, take the trash out.

776
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 1: He pulls it out of the bag and puts it

777
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 1: right outside the front door and doesn't replace a freaking

778
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:32,160
Speaker 1: trash bag in the in the trash can. I'm like,

779
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:35,600
Speaker 1: he got bears and coyotes all digging in it, because

780
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:37,680
Speaker 1: the next day of the raccoons destroyed it all. There's

781
00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:40,120
Speaker 1: trash all over the front yard. What does he think?

782
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:41,560
Speaker 1: But I mean, they're not gonna come get it at

783
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:44,359
Speaker 1: your door, Coach. He's not thinking, that's my point. He's

784
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:46,959
Speaker 1: not to day dreams while he's doing She just picks

785
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 1: it up. It's like it's like, um, autopilot, autopilot picks

786
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:52,000
Speaker 1: it up, puts out the door because oh yeah, let

787
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,600
Speaker 1: me get back to my movie I was watching. Thanks

788
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:55,719
Speaker 1: son for doing that. I think, just grab that bag

789
00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:58,560
Speaker 1: and carry it ten feet myself. I mean, there's more

790
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:00,480
Speaker 1: motions and movements that need to go on. And then

791
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:03,640
Speaker 1: I got another kid who argues about everything everything, like

792
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:06,160
Speaker 1: even though it's wrong. I'm like, oh, give me some water.

793
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:09,440
Speaker 1: That's not water. Yes it is, No, it's not. So

794
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:12,799
Speaker 1: then I go play lunchboy golf with lunchbox and he's arguing. Then, dude,

795
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:14,759
Speaker 1: I don't need anyone else in my life to argue

796
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:19,359
Speaker 1: with me. But I was like, I won't argue about

797
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:22,120
Speaker 1: your cowboys. Take I tell Eddie, Eddie, hey, your ball

798
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:23,960
Speaker 1: hit the car bath. No it didn't. I'm like, Okay,

799
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:25,799
Speaker 1: why do we have to argue about everything like he

800
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:28,400
Speaker 1: wants to. I'd be like Eddie starts half the arguments.

801
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:30,600
Speaker 1: So I don't know if I believe Eddie. With his kids,

802
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:34,200
Speaker 1: I'm slowly That's what I'm saying. We're slowly turning into them,

803
00:39:34,239 --> 00:39:36,600
Speaker 1: because coach, when all you do is hang out with kids,

804
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 1: you become like them. Like like I tell my kid,

805
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:42,960
Speaker 1: that's deeper. On another level, my three year old, you

806
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:44,759
Speaker 1: need to go potty, you know what I mean? And yeah,

807
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:46,839
Speaker 1: I need to go potty. So like it's my wife,

808
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:49,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm gonna go potty. Man, I'm gonna go

809
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:51,440
Speaker 1: to the bathroom like I say potty because I'm used

810
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 1: to saying potty. You don't say potty to your wife.

811
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:55,279
Speaker 1: So you're on a double day with some friends and

812
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:58,080
Speaker 1: you excuse me, guys, I'm gonna go potty. Yeah, waiter,

813
00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:01,520
Speaker 1: where's the potty? Coach. That's when you know it's bad.

814
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:04,480
Speaker 1: That's bad. You're sitting in the in the toilet stall.

815
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:13,520
Speaker 1: I'm ready, White me, I'm done. I'm done. You know

816
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:16,600
Speaker 1: one thing that my family does and and me included,

817
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:20,000
Speaker 1: I'm guilty of this, UH is always going into the bathroom,

818
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:22,280
Speaker 1: start taking it dump and forget that there's no toilet paper.

819
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:26,000
Speaker 1: And and I'm telling you, at least once every other

820
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:29,680
Speaker 1: day someone's yelling, can you get me toilet paper? And

821
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:32,520
Speaker 1: it's like, why can we not remember to check? I

822
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:35,280
Speaker 1: don't know where a state penitentiary. I mean, I always

823
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:37,160
Speaker 1: make sure there's toilet paper, which we've got six people

824
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:40,120
Speaker 1: in the house, Coach, toilet paper goes fast, and then

825
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:44,560
Speaker 1: the baby. You ever thought about getting the wipes like

826
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:47,400
Speaker 1: baby wipes, and yes, but you can't. I mean you

827
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:49,879
Speaker 1: flushed too many of those. You're you're not supposed to flush. Yeah,

828
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. So and you got a nasty

829
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:58,319
Speaker 1: one they have on the hotels in Vegas. I thought about, Coach, Yeah,

830
00:40:58,360 --> 00:40:59,719
Speaker 1: but then you do that, then my babies can start

831
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:01,600
Speaker 1: drinking like a water fountain. I'm like, there's a lot

832
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:04,719
Speaker 1: of dangerous things for that. I mean, to shoot water

833
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:08,239
Speaker 1: up my butt. Do they work with the bidet's I

834
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:10,239
Speaker 1: would assume they work better than toilet paper. I mean,

835
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:12,000
Speaker 1: you had an epic. We had one in a Ruba.

836
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 1: The entire week. I mean, I've never had a better

837
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:16,279
Speaker 1: week in my life. It just felt so much better.

838
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:18,120
Speaker 1: And then came back to America. In my normal life,

839
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 1: hang up and list did you do to wash your butt?

840
00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:27,520
Speaker 1: Or for enjoyment? Wash his hand? Hey, he's brushing his

841
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:33,520
Speaker 1: teeth on it. Because my cousin Andrew, he swears by

842
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:39,200
Speaker 1: the and he tells me that it is a game changer,

843
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:41,920
Speaker 1: that once you use it, you will never go back

844
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:44,120
Speaker 1: to using toilet paper. And he goes, dude, you can

845
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:46,440
Speaker 1: get him at like home depot forty bucks and just

846
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:49,600
Speaker 1: attach it to your toilet. And so he tells me this,

847
00:41:49,719 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 1: and I talked to all his buddy. He convinced all

848
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 1: his buddies they would go over to his house and

849
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 1: use his and then they would go home and buy

850
00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:58,160
Speaker 1: one for themselves. And they say, dude, you've got to

851
00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:01,440
Speaker 1: get coach. I mean, think about it. We scrape our

852
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:05,400
Speaker 1: butts with paper. Your buddy's a bidet salesman or what. No,

853
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:09,319
Speaker 1: he just he spears that he used it, and then

854
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:11,520
Speaker 1: he got one for his toilet, and then all his

855
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:13,239
Speaker 1: buddies would go over there and try it, because how

856
00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 1: he how much he talked about it. And in our

857
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:18,040
Speaker 1: fantasy baseball thread, we talk about it and they're like, dude,

858
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:19,960
Speaker 1: you're the only one that has not got one. You

859
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 1: need to get on it. And they tell me it

860
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:24,759
Speaker 1: is a game changer. I'll say this and I'll hang

861
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:27,200
Speaker 1: up and listen. Like, when you're washing your car, would

862
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:29,279
Speaker 1: you rather go through the car wash that has like

863
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:32,359
Speaker 1: high powered water spray or would you rather just get

864
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:34,719
Speaker 1: a piece of paper and just clean your car off

865
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:42,160
Speaker 1: with it? The exactly, that's like the terrible options. I've

866
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 1: better go with the high power water Well, that's like

867
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:48,000
Speaker 1: wiping your butt with dry paper or washing it with

868
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:51,040
Speaker 1: a high power water sprayer. Okay, I'm going to Biday

869
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:55,960
Speaker 1: dot Com. I've already hung up and listen. All right,

870
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:58,960
Speaker 1: you guys ready to go home? Guys, we recorded this

871
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:01,319
Speaker 1: way and what day is I don't know. We're we're

872
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:04,279
Speaker 1: on vacation, but we're recording. It's an advance So, I mean,

873
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:07,920
Speaker 1: you had no idea. So winter Wonderland out here, the

874
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:10,920
Speaker 1: frozen tun drop. People keep asking me about New Year's Eve?

875
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:12,799
Speaker 1: Hey is that fun? And Nashville? I mean, yeah, now,

876
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:14,840
Speaker 1: the idea of it is fun, But when the day comes,

877
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:17,000
Speaker 1: you're gonna be tired. It's gonna be at least forty

878
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:19,759
Speaker 1: degrees colder, and you're probably not gonna want to leave

879
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:21,759
Speaker 1: your house. Have you been to that coach? I mean,

880
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:24,920
Speaker 1: we lived downtown, so we would go out walk outside

881
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:27,120
Speaker 1: to the fireworks, But now they do it at By Centennial,

882
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:28,880
Speaker 1: so it's a haul to get over there. And I

883
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:31,680
Speaker 1: swear to God, the past five New Year's outside of

884
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 1: last year, I can't remember what went on. It was

885
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:36,200
Speaker 1: something big in our country. But anyways, all the other ones,

886
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:40,640
Speaker 1: it's been cold as balls. Yeah, dude, it's been negative

887
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:43,440
Speaker 1: for fourth Jil or New Year's Eve, so it's a

888
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:45,640
Speaker 1: hard pass for me. I haven't done a let's go

889
00:43:45,719 --> 00:43:48,799
Speaker 1: out for New Year's Eve? And I don't know fifteen years,

890
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:52,080
Speaker 1: fifteen years probably it hadn't been that long for me.

891
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:55,360
Speaker 1: But now we usually we're usually not in town. Usually

892
00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:57,279
Speaker 1: we're in Austin and we go over to Garrett's and

893
00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:01,640
Speaker 1: we have gambling night. We have Vegas os Vegas, awesome Vegas.

894
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:03,720
Speaker 1: So we gamble at his house. We play in between,

895
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:07,120
Speaker 1: we play right left center, We drink, uh, he cooks,

896
00:44:07,239 --> 00:44:09,080
Speaker 1: he is on the grill. Do you tell them how

897
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:12,760
Speaker 1: to play black jack? I do when we're in Vegas together.

898
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:16,440
Speaker 1: I would not hit on that ray. I'm not awesome Vegas, Garrett,

899
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:18,799
Speaker 1: I would I would hold there now os Vegas. We

900
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:20,680
Speaker 1: don't play black check. We just play right, left, center

901
00:44:20,719 --> 00:44:22,359
Speaker 1: and in between. What do you do with your kids?

902
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:25,080
Speaker 1: Leave at home? Leaving my parents? Yeah, because they go

903
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:26,920
Speaker 1: to bed so they don't need to be up and

904
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:28,960
Speaker 1: they're not staying up till midnight. So we go over

905
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:32,040
Speaker 1: there until they go to bed, hang out till one

906
00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:34,080
Speaker 1: two in the morning, go home. Have you ever played

907
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:37,080
Speaker 1: in Between with Bones? Yes, that's what the game is called, right,

908
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,920
Speaker 1: It's a blast. It's the best, is it? Until you

909
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:46,839
Speaker 1: freaking got four? Ye? Another four? It comes down, dude,

910
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:50,160
Speaker 1: you can win so much money you can't lose really down.

911
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:53,400
Speaker 1: Excuse you want to go? You want you want to

912
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:56,680
Speaker 1: You're you're forgetting the game. No. I played really aggressive,

913
00:44:56,719 --> 00:44:58,560
Speaker 1: lost a hundred bucks, called it good. My wife was

914
00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:02,080
Speaker 1: fine with it. But other buddy a mod buys in. Dude,

915
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:06,080
Speaker 1: he won hundreds. Coach he was he was down eight hundred.

916
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:10,200
Speaker 1: He was Yes, he was down eight hundred and he

917
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:12,839
Speaker 1: came back out of the hole. Yeah, he wanted all back.

918
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:16,160
Speaker 1: The game is a blast. He kept saying, Hey, hey, dug,

919
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:18,640
Speaker 1: can I borrow somebody? The thing about in Between is.

920
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:20,680
Speaker 1: You're just trying to pick if the cards in between, right,

921
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:22,680
Speaker 1: bet and you keep annie and up and stuff. It

922
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:24,759
Speaker 1: seems so simple. It's just like black jackers, like oh

923
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:29,080
Speaker 1: he's gotta bust. Oh no, nic it's card one is

924
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:31,880
Speaker 1: a three card too, is a king. So you're thinking

925
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:35,400
Speaker 1: like in between, the next card is gonna land in

926
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:39,319
Speaker 1: between these, or it's a king and you gotta pay

927
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:42,960
Speaker 1: double what it is. That's okay, alright, well it depends.

928
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:45,080
Speaker 1: You gotta pay double what you pay you bet, so

929
00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:49,160
Speaker 1: like if you say pot you gotta pay, means you

930
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:52,200
Speaker 1: gotta pay four. That's what happened to him. That's what

931
00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:54,000
Speaker 1: get you see. I never did pot. I was just

932
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:56,799
Speaker 1: losing on the individual ones. I never How do you

933
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:59,000
Speaker 1: not do a pot when it's too I don't think

934
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,480
Speaker 1: I had the shouldn't to do pot. You always have

935
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:05,040
Speaker 1: options to any number, any number you want. But if

936
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 1: it's a bad in between, well yes, that then you

937
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:09,239
Speaker 1: probably shouldn't do it. That's that's like one time we

938
00:46:09,239 --> 00:46:12,640
Speaker 1: were playing this guy read he's hammered, right, is that

939
00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:15,240
Speaker 1: his real name or fake name? Real name? Okay, interesting,

940
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:17,319
Speaker 1: fake name if it was, because you never know this

941
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:20,920
Speaker 1: guy was it was bones his house and he's hammered.

942
00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:26,799
Speaker 1: Show it was a four and a nine. Okay, four

943
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:32,320
Speaker 1: and nine, I'll go half. There was like three hundred

944
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:35,560
Speaker 1: and fifty dollars in the I wouldn't go half because

945
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:37,560
Speaker 1: then you got to pay double that. I've got bucks,

946
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:41,279
Speaker 1: and Read goes it was maybe four and eight. It

947
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:43,839
Speaker 1: was such a small window and he goes pot. Oh

948
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:47,319
Speaker 1: my god, and we're like wait, wait, wait, are you

949
00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:50,879
Speaker 1: sure you want to do pot? Read and he said yeah, man,

950
00:46:51,719 --> 00:46:54,279
Speaker 1: lunch box coaching people on how to game. Everybody is

951
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:56,239
Speaker 1: his girl. Uns. When our drug dealer friend came out

952
00:46:56,280 --> 00:47:01,319
Speaker 1: and brought the weed out, his girlfriends like do you

953
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:03,440
Speaker 1: understand what you're doing? He was like yeah, yeah, I

954
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:06,120
Speaker 1: just want the number to be outside those two numbers. No,

955
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:10,120
Speaker 1: And we're like no, no, no, And we've been playing

956
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:12,040
Speaker 1: for an hour and a half and he still did

957
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:15,480
Speaker 1: not understand the rules. He's so drunk. He's tanked and

958
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:20,080
Speaker 1: he's like, no, I still want to pot and his

959
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:22,239
Speaker 1: girlfriend's like no, no, no. He's like fine, I won't

960
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 1: bet flips it over six. Gambling always goes should and

961
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:32,960
Speaker 1: that's like, I mean, like Greg, we're over at Garrett's house,

962
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:37,480
Speaker 1: on Warriors. No, Greg, and he you tell them to

963
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:39,480
Speaker 1: sending clips. I want to play clips. When we talk

964
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:43,479
Speaker 1: about I need Chess Day to say something. I need

965
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:48,040
Speaker 1: Garrett Forest, Greg Kid, I need no teeth, no teeth,

966
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:53,840
Speaker 1: your dad, and I need clips. Actually, I could just

967
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:58,520
Speaker 1: go to an old podcast. I mean, you could work coach.

968
00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:00,719
Speaker 1: Are you thinking about doing a show with those guys, Yeah,

969
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:03,719
Speaker 1: I'm probably gonna do a show with those guys. Guys. Also,

970
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:06,200
Speaker 1: I just want to address this. I think I'm filibustering

971
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:07,759
Speaker 1: for a second for lunch and I'm trying to find

972
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:10,799
Speaker 1: Greg's clip. When we sound lazy with this show, it's

973
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:13,879
Speaker 1: because we do this on top of our regular nine

974
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:17,040
Speaker 1: to five full time John, you don't have to, I know.

975
00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:19,200
Speaker 1: But some of the listeners said, hey, you guys really

976
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:21,479
Speaker 1: should do a video from every episode. Yeah, that would

977
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:25,000
Speaker 1: be nice, But Eddie already does fifty videos for the

978
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:28,360
Speaker 1: big show. So when he's at his most tired, you

979
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:32,799
Speaker 1: one more video seems like a hundred more. That's great.

980
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:34,839
Speaker 1: Like if I'm a construction worker and I just built

981
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:36,680
Speaker 1: two houses and I'm on my way home and somebody says, hey,

982
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:38,440
Speaker 1: can you build another one? Can you help me with

983
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:44,120
Speaker 1: my doorframe, ah couch create analogy. I got a buddy

984
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:45,719
Speaker 1: that's like, hey, I'm trying to hang something up in

985
00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:48,000
Speaker 1: my garage, Like, get the hell out. I do that

986
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:51,160
Speaker 1: Monday through Friday. Yeah, it's like someone washes cars for

987
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 1: a living, like you work at the car wash and

988
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:54,799
Speaker 1: then your buddy comes over, Hey, man, can you help

989
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:56,960
Speaker 1: me detail this thing? Like no, you're not gonna help

990
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:58,960
Speaker 1: him detail it? Like I've been doing that all week.

991
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,040
Speaker 1: I don't want to do that. I'm my time off. Look,

992
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:03,319
Speaker 1: we try, but it's hard. But yeah, I was trying

993
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:05,960
Speaker 1: to find the video of Greg on New Year's one year.

994
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:08,920
Speaker 1: So the plots at a hundred and fifty bucks, right,

995
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:12,440
Speaker 1: and coaches probably accurate on that amount, and my memory

996
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:15,759
Speaker 1: is perfect. It is pretty good. He yells pot and

997
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:19,239
Speaker 1: it was like a four and a king. It's in

998
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:21,600
Speaker 1: an ace, so he has to pay the one fifty.

999
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:29,320
Speaker 1: Next time around, the pots at three six dollars and

1000
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:35,400
Speaker 1: he had a two and a queen and he's like,

1001
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:46,200
Speaker 1: but pot, its gonna hurt flips over queen. Oh dude.

1002
00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:49,040
Speaker 1: That that that's how mean this game is. It's brutal.

1003
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:52,240
Speaker 1: I was fine with it, though I had venmode throughout

1004
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:53,920
Speaker 1: the night. I've been twenty five to get back in,

1005
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,040
Speaker 1: twenty five to get back in. It was a hundred bucks.

1006
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:58,080
Speaker 1: I had a blast for a hundred dollars. You're right,

1007
00:49:58,200 --> 00:50:00,560
Speaker 1: you can control it by not being eating. Okay, so

1008
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:03,120
Speaker 1: you can control it by not going pot. But I

1009
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:05,440
Speaker 1: mean you want to talk. I mean back sometimes you

1010
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:07,759
Speaker 1: really have the whole spread where it's only one car

1011
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:11,640
Speaker 1: that can scribe one car. I mean he went back

1012
00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:14,759
Speaker 1: to back pots, and one he had to, you know,

1013
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:16,160
Speaker 1: pay the pot, and then the next time he had

1014
00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:19,960
Speaker 1: to double it. You want to dude, He yells, buck

1015
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:24,720
Speaker 1: and he runs out the back door. Coach, keep it longer, longer,

1016
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:31,440
Speaker 1: I mean, here, it is here, it is here. We're

1017
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:33,239
Speaker 1: gonna listen to this clip through your phone. Coach. You

1018
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:40,239
Speaker 1: The sad thing is you saved it, Coach. This party

1019
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:46,520
Speaker 1: sounds there's three people there. It was a two king

1020
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:51,919
Speaker 1: and it was another king. That's it. Actually, I would

1021
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 1: save a clip like that. That's pretty cool. Who is

1022
00:50:57,719 --> 00:51:05,800
Speaker 1: the high boys? Heart? Is he gone yet? Are you gone?

1023
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:09,440
Speaker 1: Everybody's laughing. Your guy friends sound like a bunch of chicks.

1024
00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:12,279
Speaker 1: There's a lot of chicks. They're all My girlfriends have

1025
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:21,919
Speaker 1: high voices. Oh my god, great coach uhach's going on. Man.

1026
00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:31,360
Speaker 1: They's also your friend being miserable in your laugh. But

1027
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:34,279
Speaker 1: what's crazy too, is that, like we gotta yeah, yeah,

1028
00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:36,080
Speaker 1: it's just crazy. You have to pay that. You gotta

1029
00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:39,800
Speaker 1: pay that just a regular one house. Hey man, you

1030
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:42,000
Speaker 1: don't know that money. It's Christmas and all. I get it.

1031
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:44,279
Speaker 1: It's just sucks. It sucks. All right, have a great day, guys.

1032
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:50,920
Speaker 1: We'll video is hilarious. Oh that clip was my wife

1033
00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:53,920
Speaker 1: and me. Oh sorry audio. Hur