Speaker 1: It is time for today's prank phone call with the nephew.
Speaker 2: What you got asked this one right here, Shirley.
Speaker 1: You know sometimes that's some gentlemen out there that's just
Speaker 1: not They just don't have what they need. So the
Speaker 1: wife is called and let me know what he needs.
Speaker 1: This is right here is go big or go home.
Speaker 1: Go big or go home. Your wife has letting me
Speaker 1: know that you are not exactly what she's needing, and
Speaker 1: we're gonna try to get you some help so you
Speaker 1: can I can help you get to a better size.
Speaker 1: Let's see if I can say, yeah, yeah, you're not
Speaker 1: keen Kong. You more like bubbles. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: That's you're right in now. You're not who you thank
Speaker 1: y'all strong, strong as hell, doom being. Bubbles might be plenty,
Speaker 1: ain't lot to you? You have one of them chimps
Speaker 1: grabbed your hands is full. Let'm tell you right now
Speaker 1: you you're not gonna be thinking monkey no mode.
Speaker 2: If that let me out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's that's what a champion is right here.
Speaker 1: That ain't no, That ain't no. Really, that's a chimp's see,
Speaker 1: go bigger, go home, Let's go get down.
Speaker 2: Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Darnell. Darnell, let's see, Darnell.
Speaker 2: How you doing this? Is Scott with Bigger, Bigger and better, uh,
Speaker 2: where we make you larger in charge? How you doing today? Scott?
Speaker 2: Who I mean the scop And I'm with Bigger and Better,
Speaker 2: where we make you larger in charge?
Speaker 3: I'm good, Scott? What's up?
Speaker 2: We were actually, uh given a phone call by your wife,
Speaker 2: your wife is Is that correct? Yeah? Okay, well you
Speaker 2: know your wife's your wife's birthday is coming up pretty soon?
Speaker 2: Is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so a couple of weeks, yeah, it's coming out.
Speaker 2: Okay, have you have you decided on getting or anything
Speaker 2: or have you purchased anything yet?
Speaker 3: No? A lot a couple of days in line.
Speaker 2: Well, actually, uh, we got a call from uh from
Speaker 2: I think we've got something that's gonna that's gonna really
Speaker 2: help you guys. And and something I think that she
Speaker 2: wanted to recommend that something that you probably wouldn't wouldn't
Speaker 2: think about getting.
Speaker 3: Okay, recking my brain.
Speaker 2: So I'm all is actually gave us a call. She's
Speaker 2: actually had an idea you know what she would really
Speaker 2: really like for her birthday present?
Speaker 3: So what's the name of your coming.
Speaker 2: Bigger and Better?
Speaker 3: Like I said, she called you. I'm sorry, she called
Speaker 3: you to get me idea on what I should get
Speaker 3: here for her birthday. Uh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well this is this is something that's a little
Speaker 2: a little different, and it's something that you probably would
Speaker 2: never in a million years think of. But here it
Speaker 2: Bigger and Better, where we make you large and in charge.
Speaker 2: We actually do some things that we definitely know you
Speaker 2: wouldn't have thought of. So I I definitely understand her
Speaker 2: giving up call what's you think?
Speaker 3: What's the name against? Sam?
Speaker 2: Scott?
Speaker 3: Scott Scott. You're to the point.
Speaker 2: Actually let us know that there's some things that are
Speaker 2: really really lacking between you guys, and she would very
Speaker 2: much like for her birthday. Well, you can be a
Speaker 2: lot more well in Dowed. So you know that's what
Speaker 2: we do here at Bigger and Better We actually hello,
Speaker 2: what I could be?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: What more well in Dowed? Sure? So I think really
Speaker 2: what's going on is Beyonca is really not satisfied right.
Speaker 3: Now and call you to tell you that I'm not
Speaker 3: what do you mean willing doubt my junk?
Speaker 2: So you're you're you're you're you're you're inadequate. You know
Speaker 2: what I mean, You're you're uh. I guess maybe may
Speaker 2: be very impotent. I'm not sure, but.
Speaker 3: You gidding me, what's the name of this company?
Speaker 2: Here? Bigger and better, where we make you large and
Speaker 2: in charge? And right now you know you're not You're
Speaker 2: not large and in charge, and we want to get
Speaker 2: you that we're able to come in for consultation, your consultation.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what. I'm gonna call her right now,
Speaker 3: because there's a right now. Okay, I'm gonna call her.
Speaker 2: Well, and we're we're trying to do because do you
Speaker 2: not do you not think you need to come in?
Speaker 3: I don't even think. I don't even need to be
Speaker 3: talking to you, mister Scott, about whatever is going on
Speaker 3: in my bedroom. I'm keen, so I'm not even I'm
Speaker 3: not even I don't even know what's going on. Whatever.
Speaker 3: When I say this, whatever services first for me, it's
Speaker 3: gonna increase me in the bedroom.
Speaker 2: Is the first sign of denial, Right, I don't have
Speaker 2: no I don't have no problems in the bedroom. Well,
Speaker 2: you know, I don't even why am I even still
Speaker 2: on the phone with you? Okay? But sir, I mean
Speaker 2: you and I.
Speaker 3: You only have to worry about hearing from MERV she
Speaker 3: got something to kind of account with you. Then you
Speaker 3: ain't go ahead and close that.
Speaker 2: Outa Let me say this. You have a you have
Speaker 2: a very big ego, sir. But what I want to
Speaker 2: do is is you know, but you're not You're not
Speaker 2: as big as your ego. I want to get you
Speaker 2: to that point.
Speaker 3: This is some crazy I've heard some crazy things people
Speaker 3: sail online, but you're gonna call me talk about My
Speaker 3: wife called you saying that I'm actuate in the bedroom, sir,
Speaker 3: you know what? And and once again you're trying to
Speaker 3: you're you're just doing your jobs, got but I'm gonna
Speaker 3: have to call her right now.
Speaker 2: Okay, don't worry.
Speaker 3: You're in denial. I'm in denial you Hello, sir.
Speaker 2: I really want to help you as much as I can.
Speaker 3: Listen, man, listen, I'm trying to get my wife on
Speaker 3: the phone right now.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: I know you you've got a job to do, but
Speaker 3: what I need you to do right now is stop
Speaker 3: calling me.
Speaker 2: All right. I'm trying.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to be nice to you because I'm sure
Speaker 3: whatever it is she calls you, and you're just doing
Speaker 3: your job.
Speaker 2: All right. I'm trying to get you in here to
Speaker 2: get a consultation so we can get you further along
Speaker 2: the where you are.
Speaker 3: Consultation, the consultation. I don't need no consultation. I don't
Speaker 3: need no sisters from your start, sir.
Speaker 2: You call me no more?
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: Hey, you're small and I want to make you bigger.
Speaker 3: You want to make me bigger?
Speaker 2: What's what?
Speaker 3: What's is just anyway? Huh?
Speaker 2: What kind of job is that?
Speaker 3: How do you even get a job like that? You
Speaker 3: apply for this job? You're idiot when you're a high
Speaker 3: school job.
Speaker 2: I'm trying me.
Speaker 3: You stop calling me.
Speaker 2: Man, mister Darnell. I'm still trying to help you get
Speaker 2: through this situation. Okay, Are you willing to come in
Speaker 2: for a consultation. At least we're coming for a consultation.
Speaker 2: We can get further on where you are?
Speaker 3: Are you listening to me? The only consultation we gonna
Speaker 3: have is my fist in your face that you call
Speaker 3: me again.
Speaker 2: Tell you what.
Speaker 3: I will come in for a consultation. Give me give
Speaker 3: me your address and everything like that, all your information,
Speaker 3: and I will come down for a consultation. You're gonna
Speaker 3: be there.
Speaker 2: I'm here, I'm here, I'm here the first eight hours
Speaker 2: of the day. Sir. What I want to do is
Speaker 2: get you lined up, We get your pety and let
Speaker 2: me call my wife.
Speaker 3: You I don't need no procedures, give me your info
Speaker 3: and you got the web by hand from us. No more, okay,
Speaker 3: but right now you get up call me. I don't
Speaker 3: want to hang up on you, and I understand you
Speaker 3: trying to do your job.
Speaker 2: Darnell. You're small. You're small, and I'm trying to make
Speaker 2: you bigger. Thank you, sir. You know what I'm trying
Speaker 2: to know. That's a little small guy. I'm trying to
Speaker 2: help you with your problem. Now. If you're not going
Speaker 2: to be appreciative of it, then I don't even understand
Speaker 2: why your wife knows you're.
Speaker 3: Handing your address. Why would that we can have this
Speaker 3: conversation face to face.
Speaker 2: Why would your wife call here?
Speaker 3: So it doesn't matter. If I can get on the line,
Speaker 3: I can figure out why she calls you.
Speaker 2: Because you're inadequate. Man. Hey, sir, sir, here's the problem.
Speaker 2: You're tiny and you don't want to admit it.
Speaker 3: I get you to know me, man, You never seen me.
Speaker 3: You don't know anything about me. Alli, I can't even
Speaker 3: believe my wife's be even called you. But just this
Speaker 3: is just how you do business. You don't call me
Speaker 3: and call me.
Speaker 2: I'm tiny, sir, So I'm explaining something to you. I'm
Speaker 2: not owning the president, but I'm also a client, sir.
Speaker 2: I don't give up what you are, Okay, okay, then
Speaker 2: there are some other things that let us know as well.
Speaker 3: What the would that mean?
Speaker 2: She also wanted me to tell you that this is
Speaker 2: nephew Tommy from the steel hobby. More than itself. Your
Speaker 2: wife just pray phone calls you bad man.
Speaker 3: It's funny, man, I'm all here over here looking at
Speaker 3: in the mirror. Yeah, it's kind of great talk to
Speaker 3: start her. I thought it was good, but I got
Speaker 3: a little.
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