WEBVTT - Go Big Or Go Home - 11.27.25

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<v Speaker 1>It is time for today's prank phone call with the nephew.

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<v Speaker 2>What you got asked this one right here, Shirley.

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<v Speaker 1>You know sometimes that's some gentlemen out there that's just

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<v Speaker 1>not They just don't have what they need. So the

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<v Speaker 1>wife is called and let me know what he needs.

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<v Speaker 1>This is right here is go big or go home.

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<v Speaker 1>Go big or go home. Your wife has letting me

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<v Speaker 1>know that you are not exactly what she's needing, and

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna try to get you some help so you

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<v Speaker 1>can I can help you get to a better size.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's see if I can say, yeah, yeah, you're not

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<v Speaker 1>keen Kong. You more like bubbles. You know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>That's you're right in now. You're not who you thank

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<v Speaker 1>y'all strong, strong as hell, doom being. Bubbles might be plenty,

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<v Speaker 1>ain't lot to you? You have one of them chimps

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<v Speaker 1>grabbed your hands is full. Let'm tell you right now

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<v Speaker 1>you you're not gonna be thinking monkey no mode.

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<v Speaker 2>If that let me out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's that's that's what a champion is right here.

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<v Speaker 1>That ain't no, That ain't no. Really, that's a chimp's see,

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<v Speaker 1>go bigger, go home, Let's go get down.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Darnell. Darnell, let's see, Darnell.

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<v Speaker 2>How you doing this? Is Scott with Bigger, Bigger and better, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>where we make you larger in charge? How you doing today? Scott?

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<v Speaker 2>Who I mean the scop And I'm with Bigger and Better,

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<v Speaker 2>where we make you larger in charge?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm good, Scott? What's up?

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<v Speaker 2>We were actually, uh given a phone call by your wife,

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<v Speaker 2>your wife is Is that correct? Yeah? Okay, well you

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<v Speaker 2>know your wife's your wife's birthday is coming up pretty soon?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that right? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so a couple of weeks, yeah, it's coming out.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, have you have you decided on getting or anything

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<v Speaker 2>or have you purchased anything yet?

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<v Speaker 3>No? A lot a couple of days in line.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, actually, uh, we got a call from uh from

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<v Speaker 2>I think we've got something that's gonna that's gonna really

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<v Speaker 2>help you guys. And and something I think that she

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to recommend that something that you probably wouldn't wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>think about getting.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, recking my brain.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm all is actually gave us a call. She's

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<v Speaker 2>actually had an idea you know what she would really

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<v Speaker 2>really like for her birthday present?

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<v Speaker 3>So what's the name of your coming.

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<v Speaker 2>Bigger and Better?

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<v Speaker 3>Like I said, she called you. I'm sorry, she called

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<v Speaker 3>you to get me idea on what I should get

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<v Speaker 3>here for her birthday. Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well this is this is something that's a little

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<v Speaker 2>a little different, and it's something that you probably would

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<v Speaker 2>never in a million years think of. But here it

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<v Speaker 2>Bigger and Better, where we make you large and in charge.

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<v Speaker 2>We actually do some things that we definitely know you

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't have thought of. So I I definitely understand her

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<v Speaker 2>giving up call what's you think?

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<v Speaker 3>What's the name against? Sam?

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<v Speaker 2>Scott?

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<v Speaker 3>Scott Scott. You're to the point.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually let us know that there's some things that are

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<v Speaker 2>really really lacking between you guys, and she would very

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<v Speaker 2>much like for her birthday. Well, you can be a

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<v Speaker 2>lot more well in Dowed. So you know that's what

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<v Speaker 2>we do here at Bigger and Better We actually hello,

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<v Speaker 2>what I could be?

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<v Speaker 3>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>What more well in Dowed? Sure? So I think really

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<v Speaker 2>what's going on is Beyonca is really not satisfied right.

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<v Speaker 3>Now and call you to tell you that I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>what do you mean willing doubt my junk?

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<v Speaker 2>So you're you're you're you're you're you're inadequate. You know

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<v Speaker 2>what I mean, You're you're uh. I guess maybe may

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<v Speaker 2>be very impotent. I'm not sure, but.

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<v Speaker 3>You gidding me, what's the name of this company?

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<v Speaker 2>Here? Bigger and better, where we make you large and

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<v Speaker 2>in charge? And right now you know you're not You're

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<v Speaker 2>not large and in charge, and we want to get

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<v Speaker 2>you that we're able to come in for consultation, your consultation.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll tell you what. I'm gonna call her right now,

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<v Speaker 3>because there's a right now. Okay, I'm gonna call her.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, and we're we're trying to do because do you

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<v Speaker 2>not do you not think you need to come in?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even think. I don't even need to be

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<v Speaker 3>talking to you, mister Scott, about whatever is going on

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<v Speaker 3>in my bedroom. I'm keen, so I'm not even I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not even I don't even know what's going on. Whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>When I say this, whatever services first for me, it's

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<v Speaker 3>gonna increase me in the bedroom.

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<v Speaker 2>Is the first sign of denial, Right, I don't have

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<v Speaker 2>no I don't have no problems in the bedroom. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I don't even why am I even still

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<v Speaker 2>on the phone with you? Okay? But sir, I mean

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<v Speaker 2>you and I.

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<v Speaker 3>You only have to worry about hearing from MERV she

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<v Speaker 3>got something to kind of account with you. Then you

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<v Speaker 3>ain't go ahead and close that.

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<v Speaker 2>Outa Let me say this. You have a you have

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<v Speaker 2>a very big ego, sir. But what I want to

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<v Speaker 2>do is is you know, but you're not You're not

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<v Speaker 2>as big as your ego. I want to get you

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<v Speaker 2>to that point.

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<v Speaker 3>This is some crazy I've heard some crazy things people

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<v Speaker 3>sail online, but you're gonna call me talk about My

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<v Speaker 3>wife called you saying that I'm actuate in the bedroom, sir,

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<v Speaker 3>you know what? And and once again you're trying to

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<v Speaker 3>you're you're just doing your jobs, got but I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 3>have to call her right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, don't worry.

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<v Speaker 3>You're in denial. I'm in denial you Hello, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>I really want to help you as much as I can.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, man, listen, I'm trying to get my wife on

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<v Speaker 3>the phone right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>I know you you've got a job to do, but

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<v Speaker 3>what I need you to do right now is stop

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<v Speaker 3>calling me.

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<v Speaker 2>All right. I'm trying.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to be nice to you because I'm sure

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<v Speaker 3>whatever it is she calls you, and you're just doing

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<v Speaker 3>your job.

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<v Speaker 2>All right. I'm trying to get you in here to

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<v Speaker 2>get a consultation so we can get you further along

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<v Speaker 2>the where you are.

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<v Speaker 3>Consultation, the consultation. I don't need no consultation. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>need no sisters from your start, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>You call me no more?

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<v Speaker 3>Man.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, you're small and I want to make you bigger.

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<v Speaker 3>You want to make me bigger?

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<v Speaker 2>What's what?

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<v Speaker 3>What's is just anyway? Huh?

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<v Speaker 2>What kind of job is that?

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<v Speaker 3>How do you even get a job like that? You

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<v Speaker 3>apply for this job? You're idiot when you're a high

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<v Speaker 3>school job.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying me.

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<v Speaker 3>You stop calling me.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, mister Darnell. I'm still trying to help you get

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<v Speaker 2>through this situation. Okay, Are you willing to come in

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<v Speaker 2>for a consultation. At least we're coming for a consultation.

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<v Speaker 2>We can get further on where you are?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you listening to me? The only consultation we gonna

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<v Speaker 3>have is my fist in your face that you call

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<v Speaker 3>me again.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell you what.

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<v Speaker 3>I will come in for a consultation. Give me give

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<v Speaker 3>me your address and everything like that, all your information,

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<v Speaker 3>and I will come down for a consultation. You're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>be there.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm here, I'm here, I'm here the first eight hours

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<v Speaker 2>of the day. Sir. What I want to do is

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<v Speaker 2>get you lined up, We get your pety and let

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<v Speaker 2>me call my wife.

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<v Speaker 3>You I don't need no procedures, give me your info

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<v Speaker 3>and you got the web by hand from us. No more, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>but right now you get up call me. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>want to hang up on you, and I understand you

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<v Speaker 3>trying to do your job.

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<v Speaker 2>Darnell. You're small. You're small, and I'm trying to make

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<v Speaker 2>you bigger. Thank you, sir. You know what I'm trying

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<v Speaker 2>to know. That's a little small guy. I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 2>help you with your problem. Now. If you're not going

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<v Speaker 2>to be appreciative of it, then I don't even understand

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<v Speaker 2>why your wife knows you're.

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<v Speaker 3>Handing your address. Why would that we can have this

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<v Speaker 3>conversation face to face.

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<v Speaker 2>Why would your wife call here?

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<v Speaker 3>So it doesn't matter. If I can get on the line,

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<v Speaker 3>I can figure out why she calls you.

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<v Speaker 2>Because you're inadequate. Man. Hey, sir, sir, here's the problem.

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<v Speaker 2>You're tiny and you don't want to admit it.

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<v Speaker 3>I get you to know me, man, You never seen me.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't know anything about me. Alli, I can't even

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<v Speaker 3>believe my wife's be even called you. But just this

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<v Speaker 3>is just how you do business. You don't call me

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<v Speaker 3>and call me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm tiny, sir, So I'm explaining something to you. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not owning the president, but I'm also a client, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't give up what you are, Okay, okay, then

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<v Speaker 2>there are some other things that let us know as well.

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<v Speaker 3>What the would that mean?

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<v Speaker 2>She also wanted me to tell you that this is

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<v Speaker 2>nephew Tommy from the steel hobby. More than itself. Your

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<v Speaker 2>wife just pray phone calls you bad man.

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<v Speaker 3>It's funny, man, I'm all here over here looking at

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<v Speaker 3>in the mirror. Yeah, it's kind of great talk to

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<v Speaker 3>start her. I thought it was good, but I got

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<v Speaker 3>a little.

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<v Speaker 2>Nervous, and I was like, man, what's the baddest radio

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<v Speaker 2>show in the lane?

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<v Speaker 3>Come on? Now you know it's just your Harvey radio show, man,

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<v Speaker 3>and now you have it.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you have it, now you have it.

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<v Speaker 3>You're listening.

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<v Speaker 2>She's a stave Harvey Morning show