Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Camera Judge.
Speaker 2: All Right, hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two
Speaker 2: Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp.
Speaker 3: And Cambrah Judge.
Speaker 2: And today we are going to be talking all about
Speaker 2: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Real Housewives of Miami.
Speaker 3: All right, let's get into it.
Speaker 2: Erica arrives doctor Jen's matching mcmanson with mine and Deret's
Speaker 2: and Anna Marie's house. It's so funny.
Speaker 3: I'm like, when they showed outside, I'm like, Okay, Who's
Speaker 3: how is this?
Speaker 2: You're like, well, Her therapist says, it feels like yesterday
Speaker 2: that Erica was saying her life was over. Erica says
Speaker 2: her legal issues of down. Her therapist says closure needs
Speaker 2: to come from Erica.
Speaker 3: I think Erica just wants everybody to apologize to her
Speaker 3: and take accountability for what they said. And I think
Speaker 3: she's pretty pissed off at her cast members for not
Speaker 3: I mean, we did say flashback of what Crystal apologizing?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Erica is saying that Crystal was the only
Speaker 2: one who actually apologized. It's hard because last night I
Speaker 2: just watched Housewife and the Hustler too, which I don't
Speaker 2: even think we need to recap, but you guys can
Speaker 2: go watch it over on Hulu. But like, look, if
Speaker 2: I went through what Erica went through, I'd have to
Speaker 2: sell those seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars earrings to
Speaker 2: afford the amount of therapy that I needed to go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but she didn't sell it, she had just hand
Speaker 3: them back right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wait, is there?
Speaker 3: Where are they?
Speaker 2: I think?
Speaker 3: Are they being held? Are they they?
Speaker 2: They're not according to Housewife and the Hustler too, they're
Speaker 2: not in Erica's person right now.
Speaker 3: Well we know that. But how accurate do you think
Speaker 3: that this Housewife in the Hustler is?
Speaker 2: Is it just another Well I thought it wasn't going
Speaker 2: to be accurate. I thought it was going to be
Speaker 2: like the first one that we watched where but the
Speaker 2: difference is Erica's lawyer and remember the guy that everybody
Speaker 2: thought was Erica's boyfriend, but then we found out it
Speaker 2: wasn't Erica's boyfriend. That Jim Wilkes I think his name
Speaker 2: is Yeah, he's in it too. So both those guys,
Speaker 2: her actual lawyer and her friend that he said he
Speaker 2: spent millions of dollars helping her and that you know
Speaker 2: essentially what they said. We don't have to get more
Speaker 2: into it than this, but essentially what they said is
Speaker 2: Erica has to do the television show because without being
Speaker 2: on Beverly Hills, she wouldn't have money to buy bread?
Speaker 2: Is her what they said on this And so I think,
Speaker 2: you know there's fear.
Speaker 3: I hate to break it to you. You don't have to
Speaker 3: be on a Hulu show to know that ninety percent
Speaker 3: of the girls on Housewives have to do Housewives or
Speaker 3: they can't afford bread. Yeah, I made them do it
Speaker 3: because this is their only which is fine, that's their
Speaker 3: only income. But when this show's over, you know, make
Speaker 3: a game plan.
Speaker 2: Make a game plan like the twats. Yeah, you just
Speaker 2: continue to.
Speaker 3: Talk about show, like all things like.
Speaker 2: All in My Teddy, like LTK, like on tap here,
Speaker 2: like the cameos that I keep forgetting to do for
Speaker 2: Valentine's Day.
Speaker 3: Oh, you better get on those.
Speaker 2: And now Valentine's has passed, So happy Valentine.
Speaker 3: I am now on the top three percent and cameo,
Speaker 3: you are a.
Speaker 2: Way to brag. My six of mine just expired.
Speaker 3: Damn, I dropped my price.
Speaker 2: To nine. That's how much my price is. So you
Speaker 2: guys go to my cameo, maybe I may or may
Speaker 2: not get to it.
Speaker 3: I don't go to her cameo. She doesn't fulfill them.
Speaker 3: I've had some expire before purely on accident, like I
Speaker 3: just didn't have my notifications on. But now I thought
Speaker 3: the notifications on.
Speaker 2: Well, I gotta say if I'm going to be posted
Speaker 2: anything about my time on Real Housewives at Beverly Hills.
Speaker 2: It's that Sutton gets a riding horses storyline, and I
Speaker 2: didn't like she wear her hair down while riding.
Speaker 3: She also didn't know that the horse when she came up,
Speaker 3: she thought another horse is her horse. That when they
Speaker 3: show her her looks nothing like her horse. Her horse
Speaker 3: doesn't have her horse has white on it. Right, this
Speaker 3: horse had no whit.
Speaker 2: She has a paint. It is half white, half bay.
Speaker 2: The horse that's walking by is a full bay. I
Speaker 2: it was a huge offense to me. I was like,
Speaker 2: I believe it, Like I'm fine for personal storyline, but
Speaker 2: I'm like the fact that this is now we have
Speaker 2: seen can you great carots to her horse multiple times?
Speaker 3: Can you rate her riding? Because when she got on
Speaker 3: the horse, I thought, oh shit, But she looked like
Speaker 3: to me, I don't ride horses, but she looked like
Speaker 3: she did pretty good job. Well, I would say, for
Speaker 3: someone that hasn't been on a horse in a long time, Uh.
Speaker 2: Well, I think if you and I'm not, if you
Speaker 2: want to go ride for pleasure and all of those things,
Speaker 2: then great, But it's it's not It's not somebody who
Speaker 2: rode all growing up like that, because it's kind of
Speaker 2: like riding a bike like I cannot. I didn't ride
Speaker 2: for ten years and then kind of got back on
Speaker 2: within a couple of weeks. I was back feeling one
Speaker 2: hundred percent like but I it looked listen, I want
Speaker 2: her to enjoy it. But yes, it looked quite novice.
Speaker 3: Okay, I would know to what I would look like
Speaker 3: riding a horse. But what we did learn is her
Speaker 3: old horse, Christian, lives down the street.
Speaker 2: Her old horse, her old husband.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the one she used to ride. So her old horse, Christian,
Speaker 3: who the old mayor, lives down the street and now
Speaker 3: she can no longer rely on him if she needs
Speaker 3: him because he's moving out of the country. So I
Speaker 3: feel like it sounds like she doesn't really talk too
Speaker 3: much about him, but she really relied on him being
Speaker 3: down the street and knowing that she can lean on him.
Speaker 3: And now she's upset because it's done, like there's nothing left.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean when she said, like, you know, if
Speaker 2: I were to fall or something were to happen, Christian
Speaker 2: would always be there, which I didn't know they still
Speaker 2: had that type.
Speaker 3: I didn't either. I was the relationship happy to hear that.
Speaker 2: But that makes sense, like now that she doesn't have
Speaker 2: that fallback person, and you know, she's also said, you know,
Speaker 2: I don't have you know, I don't have my father,
Speaker 2: I don't have Christians. Like I feel like I'm in
Speaker 2: this place where I'm having to figure it all out
Speaker 2: on it.
Speaker 3: And the divorce correct me if I'm wrong. It is
Speaker 3: like six seven years something like that. They've been divorced, Yeah,
Speaker 3: six seven years. And how long were they married?
Speaker 2: I mean quite a long time, quite a long time.
Speaker 3: What happened? Has she ever said what happened in their marriage?
Speaker 2: No, she's only said I mean I think, I mean,
Speaker 2: she talks about it a little bit in this scene
Speaker 2: with Kyle. I think you know, when they met, they
Speaker 2: were kind of here and then Christian's career kept going,
Speaker 2: going going, and I think the control had just what
Speaker 2: I've what I've gathered was my time speaking to her.
Speaker 2: And this isn't in a negative way. This is just
Speaker 2: what I think happens oftentimes in marriage is when one
Speaker 2: person is financially in charge of the other person, there
Speaker 2: just starts to be a loss of I don't know,
Speaker 2: you're not a team and a certain aspect, and.
Speaker 3: She's not working. I read something other day on Instagram
Speaker 3: that they hit home. I would rather be a rich
Speaker 3: wife than a wife of a rich man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, me too.
Speaker 3: Yeah so is she did she she didn't work well?
Speaker 2: I think she took it. I mean, I think taking
Speaker 2: care of your kids as well.
Speaker 3: For sure. But I didn't know, like she had no
Speaker 3: other income. For some strange reason, I just assumed she
Speaker 3: grew up rich and had money.
Speaker 2: No, the income came from Christian as they grew, he grew,
Speaker 2: and that's why she got such a significant amount of
Speaker 2: money when they got a divorce, because California, you know,
Speaker 2: you're entitled to whatever it is half or I don't
Speaker 2: know if it's half, but a big chunk chunk.
Speaker 3: But she's going on a second date with Steve, which
Speaker 3: was good and I thought it was cute. It didn't
Speaker 3: look like the date that I would expect setting to
Speaker 3: go on. It kind of kind of normalized that in
Speaker 3: a little bit, she's playing darts, she's, you know, hanging
Speaker 3: out in the bar. I didn't expect that.
Speaker 2: Well, part of me respects her commitment to Ocean Spray,
Speaker 2: but a part of me thinks pink grapefruit juice in
Speaker 2: your bag is also a red flag on the a
Speaker 2: little bit of.
Speaker 3: A red flag. But I'm pretty sure Ocean Spray will
Speaker 3: be reaching out shortly to give her her own deal.
Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like I haven't had an Ocean
Speaker 2: Spray grapefruit juice and quite some time, and I'm curious,
Speaker 2: is that grapefruit juice so far above any other grapefruit
Speaker 2: juice that you need to carry your own?
Speaker 3: Maybe a lot of places don't carry grape I never
Speaker 3: order it, so.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think it's grapefruit juice. It's called no,
Speaker 2: that's a screwdriver. But what's the drink that has grapefruit juice?
Speaker 3: A greyhound?
Speaker 2: A greyhound? I feel like people order greyhounds, So there
Speaker 2: is a great fruit je juice option. Maybe it just
Speaker 2: doesn't give what she needs it to be giving.
Speaker 3: Then you kind of much storyline is more tiring at
Speaker 3: this point, parenting lessons from Garcel or to date a
Speaker 3: different guy in each episode with Sutton.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and also I don't know if you noticed this,
Speaker 2: Sutton was with Sanjit and her Super Bowl post about
Speaker 2: that she was with Garcel and Cynthia, But Sanja was
Speaker 2: the original guy from last season that she was doing.
Speaker 3: O is she dating him again?
Speaker 2: Well, she didn't say so, and watch What Happens Live
Speaker 2: she said she was just on the bumble. So I'm
Speaker 2: curious if they just became friends, like if the guy
Speaker 2: she dates just turn into friends. And I read a
Speaker 2: film on camera.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that Steve and Sutton look cute together.
Speaker 3: I really do, but it's not looking like they did.
Speaker 2: Did I make this up or did we discover that
Speaker 2: Steve's an actor?
Speaker 3: I think that he had said in one episode that
Speaker 3: he was an actor. Not positive though.
Speaker 2: But the parenting storyline is a little bit hard for
Speaker 2: me because it's the same thing over and over again.
Speaker 2: And do I think those are things that you struggle with.
Speaker 2: I also realized that on both episodes of the shows
Speaker 2: that we watched Beverly Hills and Miami. There was an
Speaker 2: Uber storyline, which leads me to my next question. Do
Speaker 2: you let Sophia take an Ober by yourself?
Speaker 3: I didn't until no. I don't want her to ever.
Speaker 3: Teach doesn't have to now because she has her own car.
Speaker 3: But at seventeen is when I said, Okay, I'll let
Speaker 3: you take an Uber, but I want you to take
Speaker 3: it with your friend.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean they do have all these apps where
Speaker 2: you can track your kids now, so yeah, I mean
Speaker 2: that limits it. But I was just it's interesting. I
Speaker 2: was like, it's Uber paying for these spots and both
Speaker 2: Beverly Hills and Miami.
Speaker 3: But when it comes Sofia, I'm not afraid for Sophia.
Speaker 3: I'm more afraid for the Uber driver. She's that girl.
Speaker 2: Than Kyle and Mauricio are having a drink together. Kyle
Speaker 2: says couple's therapy has been very helpful.
Speaker 3: You could see like there's just such a huge disconnect.
Speaker 3: It's really sad. Do you think Marisa is in denial?
Speaker 3: Do you think he's just trying to act like everything
Speaker 3: is good for the cameras because he's trying to act
Speaker 3: like it, but body language and all that is not
Speaker 3: at a malle ain't mathon.
Speaker 2: I feel like that's kind of his personality type, you know,
Speaker 2: like he's always like I've never seen him and him
Speaker 2: appear to be in a bad mood where like I
Speaker 2: feel like I've seen Eddie or I've seen Edwin and
Speaker 2: you're like, they're in a mood today.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because in a mood, they're.
Speaker 2: In a mood. So I think if you are constantly
Speaker 2: in that like positive mindset, happy, go lucky, it's hard
Speaker 2: to have real deep conversations. And I think that's what
Speaker 2: we're seeing play out. I think, I mean, especially when
Speaker 2: you're like watching you know, like the non alcoholic beer,
Speaker 2: which is like the kale of beverages, Like I don't understand.
Speaker 2: And I don't understand that either, But my friend Kelly
Speaker 2: drinks one all the time too, like she loves even.
Speaker 3: Was Kyle a beer drinker?
Speaker 2: No, she was a margarita drinker, But I guess they
Speaker 2: probably it's probably hard to make a delicious mocktail at it.
Speaker 3: Well, I'll send her some of my new Margarita Vina Margarita,
Speaker 3: oh you have na. We're working on them right now.
Speaker 3: We have Margarita a citrus one and I think a
Speaker 3: Moscow mule.
Speaker 2: Well, I want to try all those.
Speaker 3: Do you remember to eat FaceTime with her husband p K?
Speaker 2: Yeah? But then I remembered that. I went over to
Speaker 2: the Instagram and just saw that they were on vacation
Speaker 2: together in Mexico. So I don't know what's going on there.
Speaker 3: I know it just definitely feels like there's something different
Speaker 3: going on between them. But was he gone twelve days?
Speaker 2: What is he?
Speaker 3: Where is he? He's in London or.
Speaker 2: Something, London trying to get a deal done. Remember he
Speaker 2: had that show in London?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember Traders. We had very basic cable TV
Speaker 3: for UK TV there and one of he has a
Speaker 3: home decorating show or so. It's very bizarre and it's
Speaker 3: funny because I asked the girl that worked on the
Speaker 3: production there. I'm like, oh, do you know this guy?
Speaker 3: She goes Camra. Everybody in London knows p K just
Speaker 3: like that, and I'm like, oh, okay.
Speaker 2: I mean I think BK's fun and I think, I mean,
Speaker 2: what do you do you think big effort needs to
Speaker 2: be made for you on Mother's Day?
Speaker 3: I'm not a big holiday girl, like I feel like
Speaker 3: every day is a holiday.
Speaker 2: Every every day, every day it is like a holiday.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, every day married to me is a holiday.
Speaker 2: I don't for me, it doesn't have to fall in
Speaker 2: the actual day. But I really do appreciate a card.
Speaker 3: Well, I appreciate my cinnamon role. One of your spencer
Speaker 3: always gives me a cinnamon roll for Mother's Day. So yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean I do what I do like about Mother's
Speaker 3: Days having all my kids together because it doesn't happen
Speaker 3: very often. Yeah, everybody's everywhere at.
Speaker 2: This point, but PK says, well, you're not my mother,
Speaker 2: and you can see Ji like trying to laugh it
Speaker 2: off but really not thinking that it's funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's funny, not funny.
Speaker 2: Then we get to Anna Marie's brunch, which, hold on,
Speaker 2: I have to take you back. Do you remember on
Speaker 2: Beverly Hills when Denise had a diamond ice sculpture and
Speaker 2: everyone mocked it.
Speaker 3: Yes, is it the same one?
Speaker 2: I don't know if it was the same one, but
Speaker 2: I mean I was even at that original diamond and
Speaker 2: everybody's like all of us were like, oh no, you're
Speaker 2: on bever It would be like you having a big
Speaker 2: orange ice sculpture at one of your events.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get that, it's a shay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get that. It's here's the good thing I am.
Speaker 3: I am not going to have any ice sculptures at
Speaker 3: my house. I am just not that fancy. No, I'd
Speaker 3: be like, I don't know how much that costs, but
Speaker 3: it's just gonna melt, and I don't want to I
Speaker 3: don't know, melt my money away.
Speaker 2: I mean, but this was an I mean, I was
Speaker 2: for a first season housewife. She's going all out on.
Speaker 3: That was a great party. I get I get it
Speaker 3: the diamond because it was diamonds and champagne. But just
Speaker 3: I thought it was great. I thought visually it looked beautiful.
Speaker 2: It did look beautiful, But I also need to know
Speaker 2: if anybody bought any diamonds. Sutton arrives late to Anna
Speaker 2: Marie's brunch. She brought her own drink, which the girl thinks,
Speaker 2: the girls think is weird. You can start to see
Speaker 2: Crystal and Garcel panicking, in my opinion, when Sutton arrives
Speaker 2: and you can tell she's a touch sauce.
Speaker 3: She came with her own drink, She had a roady
Speaker 3: and I love the obvis, like, do you need a roady.
Speaker 3: I don't like, I don't think I've ever been like, hey, Eddie,
Speaker 3: can you get me a roadie?
Speaker 2: No, we may have snuck it from Eddie and poured
Speaker 2: ourselves a little bit, But after an event is different
Speaker 2: than on the way to the event, and like you're.
Speaker 3: Taking a party bus or a limo or something like that,
Speaker 3: and you're going to a party like okay.
Speaker 2: But then they like editors are so shady. They're showing
Speaker 2: her poor the vodka and the juice and it's like
Speaker 2: she over poured. She has to pour out. It's just
Speaker 2: this is I mean, we're on our fifth like solo
Speaker 2: scene of set. In this episode, Anna Marie tells Crystal
Speaker 2: that she wants to work through their differences. Crystal wants
Speaker 2: them to just move on. They hug it out. Are
Speaker 2: we glad they squashed their beef? I've already forgotten what
Speaker 2: their beef was.
Speaker 3: I honestly already forgotten what their beef was. But I
Speaker 3: mean I'm glad because on Houseway shows, the whole thing
Speaker 3: is you know, to fight resolution, all that making up,
Speaker 3: fighting making up, Like if you when you have a
Speaker 3: housewife that holds a grudge, that's they need to.
Speaker 2: Leave yeah, And then Erica talks about how she's feeling
Speaker 2: about the group. She thinks she should they should stick
Speaker 2: up for each other. She says some of her wants
Speaker 2: an apology and some of her doesn't. Durit says it
Speaker 2: was difficult to support Erica in the past. Kyle says
Speaker 2: her issue was how Erica handled it. Garcel says she
Speaker 2: has had opinions, and then Sutton apologizes to Erica for
Speaker 2: the hurt it caused her. Were you surprised Sutton apologized
Speaker 2: and Garcel didn't. I think Sudden's like I've had a
Speaker 2: couple of drinks. I'm not here to fight, Like, sorry, how.
Speaker 3: Can you not apologize? That's that's my feeling. Like Erica
Speaker 3: went through a lot of shit. Yes, everybody was suspicious
Speaker 3: of her, her participation in it, and now that it's
Speaker 3: coming out where she's getting off the hook for the
Speaker 3: most part. Yeah, I think that everybody owes for an apology.
Speaker 3: I didn't quite understand Garcela. I mean I think she
Speaker 3: could say, like, like give her some slack. The girl's
Speaker 3: gone through so much shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but then they keep doing like flashbacks to you
Speaker 2: know that Asspen trip.
Speaker 3: You know, you're like I know, but had Renna been there,
Speaker 3: she would have made sure Erica have gotten apology from everybody.
Speaker 3: I know she was an asshole back in the day,
Speaker 3: like you know, a couple episodes or seasons ago, but
Speaker 3: she this girl was like going through the thick of it.
Speaker 3: I couldn't even imagine. Yeah, like I've said, I've been
Speaker 3: in a lawsuit and I had a million dollar lawsuit
Speaker 3: holding over my head. Could you imagine a multi million
Speaker 3: dollar lawsuit not knowing where you're gonna get the money
Speaker 3: or how you're going to live your life? Yeah, your
Speaker 3: husband's gone your mouth?
Speaker 2: How do you even have the money to leave him?
Speaker 2: Like in that?
Speaker 3: How do you have the money to support yourself? How
Speaker 3: do you have the money to play for these legal fees?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's a very powerful person. It's not like
Speaker 2: we're talking about Like, no, I'm not that plastic surgeons
Speaker 2: aren't powerful people, But it's very different when you have
Speaker 2: somebody that is in bed with all of these you know,
Speaker 2: top lawyers, top people in politics, Like it is a
Speaker 2: completely different ballgame.
Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure, for sure.
Speaker 2: But I do feel like what this show is still missing,
Speaker 2: which I hope it starts. I mean, I guess we're
Speaker 2: only I have like one or two episodes left. But
Speaker 2: they need to have fun together, Like everybody needs to
Speaker 2: lighten up a touch.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean even in Miami, which we're about to get to,
Speaker 2: like they're all fighting, but then in that last scene
Speaker 2: they're having fun and laughing and able to do it work.
Speaker 3: I feel like none of them are really friends. The
Speaker 3: chemistry is off now this they have one more episode,
Speaker 3: is that correct?
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the issue. They look like cast members.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they look like cast members. They need to bring
Speaker 3: you back.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not saying that.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying I am because you have you have
Speaker 3: a friendship with them. But then they go on to
Speaker 3: a three part reunion, So this is maybe things get
Speaker 3: cleared up, but the reunion, maybe there's a lot to
Speaker 3: be talked about.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Because all in.
Speaker 3: All, and the good thing is is their ratings are
Speaker 3: still high. Yeah, the season wasn't that great, but the
Speaker 3: ratings are still high. I think people really like to
Speaker 3: tune in, Like we've said before, like it's a lifestyle show.
Speaker 3: People love to see what they're wearing, where they're going.
Speaker 3: Things like that that I don't think they necessarily care
Speaker 3: too much about trauma.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so kudos to you Anna Marie because you threw
Speaker 2: a beautiful party.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 2: AnyWho, we'll take a quick break and we'll come back
Speaker 2: to talk about Miami. All right, we are back to
Speaker 2: talk about real houswives in Miami. Starts with Lisa on
Speaker 2: the phone with Jodi. She said signing the divorce papers
Speaker 2: was closing a big part of her life. Then she's
Speaker 2: having a conversation with Nicole where she shares that she
Speaker 2: left home at sixteen because her home was abusive. She
Speaker 2: then would move and with different boyfriends. She says she's
Speaker 2: had daddy issues.
Speaker 3: Finally, finally, finally we hear about Lisa's family. I don't
Speaker 3: recall ever hearing a better family.
Speaker 2: She said.
Speaker 3: Her mom was old school and we'll be seeing her
Speaker 3: for the first time in a couple of years. Like
Speaker 3: have have you do you remember ever hearing a better family?
Speaker 2: I mean, this is this is the Lisa I wish
Speaker 2: she would have shared with all the women sooner, not
Speaker 2: once she was like backed into a hole, saying, you know,
Speaker 2: acting out and not taking accountability like that shows Like listen, guys,
Speaker 2: this is all I've ever known.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I she reminded me that she's from Canada.
Speaker 3: I totally forgot about that as well. I feel like
Speaker 3: I understand Lisa a little bit better after hearing about
Speaker 3: her upbringing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we it feels a little bit better. But then
Speaker 2: they get in the sprinter vans and Marisol shares her
Speaker 2: story where she's like, Lisa's just Lisa, you know, like
Speaker 2: she doesn't really care about anyone but herself. And then
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, Marisa, don't need to go there. And
Speaker 2: then they panned to Marisol being like, guess what, Lisa,
Speaker 2: I'm getting my vals renewed in Scotland, and like goes
Speaker 2: into the whole story, and then Lisa goes, who are.
Speaker 3: We talking about? I know, I'm lost, who are we
Speaker 3: talking about? Oh my god.
Speaker 2: But then they arrive at the shops in Mexico, tries
Speaker 2: at grasshopper and says it's not her first time eating
Speaker 2: an insect?
Speaker 3: Have you eaten an insect?
Speaker 2: I think I have.
Speaker 3: I mean I'm sure i have, not on purpose, like
Speaker 3: riding my motorcycle or something. But no, there was like
Speaker 3: a tequila that had you ever do like the worm
Speaker 3: and the Yeah.
Speaker 2: I've done that. Yeah, I've done the tequila.
Speaker 3: I don't think I have. I can't remember. If I have,
Speaker 3: it was probably thirty years ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I'm not just on a daily basis.
Speaker 2: Even if it had protein, I probably wouldn't be pounding insects.
Speaker 3: But well, I'm with Alexia. I didn't get my protein.
Speaker 2: Other ways blowjobs. You don't do that either, Did I
Speaker 2: say that?
Speaker 3: I never said that.
Speaker 2: That's why she was alluding to tam.
Speaker 3: Okay, well that's good. I'm just saying I get my
Speaker 3: protein other ways.
Speaker 2: The Kiki and Lisa makeup scene is again proof how
Speaker 2: Miami just gets it right every single time. M hm.
Speaker 2: They should make all the franchises sit down and watch
Speaker 2: them and go, Okay, this is how to move on
Speaker 2: from a situation, even if you think that you're right,
Speaker 2: because we don't want to keep hearing about it, and
Speaker 2: you know, you guys both want to coexist on the show.
Speaker 3: Okay, here's something change gears a little bit that was
Speaker 3: pretty confusing to me. So Lisa signed a paper with
Speaker 3: Lenny agreeing to let him build her a house. Yeah,
Speaker 3: where where would this ever happen? What would the court?
Speaker 3: I just don't see the court ever going. Oh, sure,
Speaker 3: go take your time, build your ex a house. Wouldn't
Speaker 3: it be? I mean that just sounds very weird to me.
Speaker 2: Well something she I mean she just buy one? Well,
Speaker 2: apparently they can't find they were unable to find one
Speaker 2: that fit Lisa's needs.
Speaker 3: Then give Lisa the amount of money that you're gonna
Speaker 3: give her that you're gonna put in a house and
Speaker 3: give it to her. I just don't I just shot
Speaker 3: that be, like, yes, you're gonna what problem she's in connection?
Speaker 3: She's gonna have with him for however long two years
Speaker 3: it takes to build a house. Why would you put
Speaker 3: yourself through that because she really wants to And what
Speaker 3: if it's a ship sandwich house?
Speaker 2: What if it's J's it's Jody's design, which also is
Speaker 2: a whole nother ship sandwich. What's gonna happen if it
Speaker 2: breaks up with Jody? And I also have a question,
Speaker 2: because I'm not in this line of business. If he
Speaker 2: designed the house and they pulled that from online, does
Speaker 2: that mean that he's still a part Jody will be
Speaker 2: a part of building the house.
Speaker 3: Why is his house plans online? Are they just stock
Speaker 3: house plans? You can just go on to a website
Speaker 3: and go, yep, I like that house.
Speaker 2: I like that. Well, clearly that's what they did with
Speaker 2: my house to Read's house, Henry's.
Speaker 3: I have some Miami information. What Marcus unfollowed me today?
Speaker 2: I have some additional information.
Speaker 3: He never followed you, he never followed. He also unfollowed Lisa. Yeah,
Speaker 3: unfollowed Lisa Hackstein.
Speaker 2: Well, Larsa never sent me a text back. But guess what.
Speaker 2: He still follows bars Yeah, Bill follows.
Speaker 3: Does he follow anybody else on that cast?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: And Yeah, Melissa Gorga and Marisol he follows.
Speaker 2: And Lisa Barlow but maybe he doesn't know. He's getting
Speaker 2: around to it, but he doesn't realize who all he
Speaker 2: follows intil.
Speaker 3: Well, it did take him a good hour to unfollow
Speaker 3: his girlfriend or ex girlfriend or whatever.
Speaker 2: Well, can we talk about so all the girls try
Speaker 2: Larsis tequila. Larsa tells Alexia that she knows they butt heads,
Speaker 2: but asks her for support. Larsa there sure share a
Speaker 2: little bit cringey for me. Larsa gives diamond necklaces of
Speaker 2: her tequila bottle to Alexia, Kiki and Julia Listen, I
Speaker 2: love you, Tamra. I want all the Vina CBD product
Speaker 2: you ever want to give me. I would be happy
Speaker 2: to wear a hoodie. But if you gave me a
Speaker 2: diamond necklace that said Vina with like a little gummy
Speaker 2: on it, no, thank you? Yeah?
Speaker 3: That was that was something else.
Speaker 2: I feel like instead of diamond necklaces, Larsa could have
Speaker 2: gifted them all bottles so they could post those on Instagram.
Speaker 2: It would have saved some money and it would have
Speaker 2: been better promotion. Why these necklaces they're never gonna wear,
Speaker 2: I know, or was this a different collab?
Speaker 3: I don't know. But why do you think so many
Speaker 3: housewives go into the booze business?
Speaker 2: Because I think those companies are already in business and
Speaker 2: they just bring people in.
Speaker 3: Do you think people see what it did for Bethany
Speaker 3: so they think why not me?
Speaker 2: Yeah? But I just think, and I mean, I I
Speaker 2: hate to give props to Bethany, but I think she
Speaker 2: was the first to do it, and she did it
Speaker 2: in such a different way, and I gotta say, like.
Speaker 3: She just did it the right way. That's the same
Speaker 3: like if you do. There's so many housewives out there
Speaker 3: that just put their names on things that they have
Speaker 3: no investment in whatsoever, and they're not successful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I think a collab is very different. And
Speaker 2: I also, I mean skinny girl margarita, Like that is
Speaker 2: it's so easy you shake it up, you have a margarita.
Speaker 2: It tastes good, like she sold to her audience. I
Speaker 2: have to be honest. The last time I went and
Speaker 2: purchased my own bottle of tequila any brand, I don't
Speaker 2: do that. The ED does that, Like I'm not going
Speaker 2: out buying bottles at tequila.
Speaker 3: I'll buy the last time I went to the grocery
Speaker 3: store and even bought alcohol period.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I just I don't. So it's a different market.
Speaker 2: I think it's tricky, but now doesn't Marisol and Larsa
Speaker 2: both have a tequila brand.
Speaker 3: Marisol and Larsa. I don't know what Marisol's brand is.
Speaker 3: I think Marisol's is cockies, and I don't know what
Speaker 3: that means. Maybe mixed drinks.
Speaker 2: Oh it's her her cockies with Pitbull is like a
Speaker 2: mixed margarita.
Speaker 3: I think, so some kind of mixed drink. I don't
Speaker 3: know either way.
Speaker 2: It's nobody sent it to us. So if you guys
Speaker 2: want us to properly know about your businesses, go ahead
Speaker 2: slide into our DMS. We'll give you our addresses and
Speaker 2: we'll give it a little try on the spot. But
Speaker 2: then Larsa asked the group if she they could take
Speaker 2: anything from anyone at the table, what would it be.
Speaker 2: I thought she meant like aesthetically or like a purse.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but she was.
Speaker 2: Saying like a good personality trait, which I don't know
Speaker 2: she actually came up with. I think somebody else was like,
Speaker 2: you mean something.
Speaker 3: Well, this is very telling because Adrianna said that she
Speaker 3: would take Marcus from Larsa.
Speaker 2: Larsa didn't laugh, She didn't even give a courtesy laugh.
Speaker 3: I mean she the stuff that comes out of Adriana's mouth,
Speaker 3: I'm like, do you think before you speak at all?
Speaker 2: Ever, Well, she could have said it with a funnier delivery,
Speaker 2: but Julia, being in her I'm going to create mess
Speaker 2: every single time I talk. Asking if Michael Jordan approves
Speaker 2: of the relationship, Larsa says his mom comments hearts on
Speaker 2: photos together and says his dad is fine with it.
Speaker 2: Julia thinks Larsa is hiding something about the relationship.
Speaker 3: Do you think that mom's approval is more important than
Speaker 3: dad's approval.
Speaker 2: With a son? Probably? But also Julia is going to
Speaker 2: need a new time card for the amount she has
Speaker 2: clocked in this collection.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I you know what, I don't really care who
Speaker 3: my kids are dating as long as they're like a
Speaker 3: good person. I know that there's a lot that goes
Speaker 3: into that, the history of you know, the Pippens and
Speaker 3: the Jordan's and all that stuff. So I don't know,
Speaker 3: I mean, is it really that important? Like if I'm
Speaker 3: dating somebody and their parents don't like me, is that
Speaker 3: a deal break? Is it the age difference? Is it
Speaker 3: because Michael Jordan didn't like Scottie Pippen, Like who knows?
Speaker 2: Well they try to get more information when they're playing
Speaker 2: Cadal and Larsa's like, listen, I don't even want to
Speaker 2: use Michael Jordan's name, Like I don't want to talk
Speaker 2: about his name. So it's it's going in with the
Speaker 2: same as the Kardashian type of thing. Like She's like,
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 3: You guys, listen, there's certain people in your life that
Speaker 3: do not want to be brought up on camera, and
Speaker 3: just because you're on a reality show, they're not and
Speaker 3: you don't have to talk about them and you don't
Speaker 3: have to bring them up.
Speaker 2: Well, you could also just say the parent You don't
Speaker 2: need to keep saying Michael Jordan, Michael Jordan, Michael Jordan.
Speaker 2: But Adriana said, you know, before, she was the one
Speaker 2: to keep bring up Kanye and those types of things.
Speaker 2: So I think that she just wants something to talk about. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but then Lenny, we get back into Lenny talking about
Speaker 2: them signing paperwork. I feel like Lenny's probably watching this
Speaker 2: episode going plans changed.
Speaker 3: I just don't understand which I just gonna say, Yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: you want to build your ex wife a water front
Speaker 3: home for your kids and to know that, oh, nothing's
Speaker 3: going to go wrong there.
Speaker 2: But also I'm trying to but when I got a divorce,
Speaker 2: I didn't have kids, so it's different.
Speaker 3: But I thought you just split your assets like you
Speaker 3: split your assets.
Speaker 2: Yeah, get that, But it says they still need to
Speaker 2: finalize the division of marital assets and the parenting plan.
Speaker 2: For me, the parenting plan would be the first thing
Speaker 2: I needed organized.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, the the visitation and the financial part. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like you got quickly.
Speaker 2: Yeah so why so so for now we've hired a
Speaker 2: contractor to build a home and do all this. We're
Speaker 2: years into this.
Speaker 3: And then the thing is that like ties him, ties
Speaker 3: Lisa to him, But that.
Speaker 2: What happens in these types of relationships. Break get off
Speaker 2: on fighting.
Speaker 3: But break free. Do not agree to have him build
Speaker 3: your house, Just have him give you the money and
Speaker 3: then when you find a house, buy it.
Speaker 2: She can't. But then Nicole is meeting with her father
Speaker 2: and girlfriend, who is thirty eight. Nicole says it's weird
Speaker 2: meeting her because it feels like roles are reversed and
Speaker 2: Nicole is the parent. Listen, I can speak from experience
Speaker 2: on this one. The joy of meeting your father's much
Speaker 2: younger girlfriend for the first time. I know it. Well,
Speaker 2: good times.
Speaker 3: Hey, so do I My mom's boyfriend is the same
Speaker 3: age as me, actually a year younger. Yeah, but did
Speaker 3: you notice how many times Nicole took a drink of
Speaker 3: her wine and kept drinking. It was the same shot
Speaker 3: over and over again. Then when she put her wine down,
Speaker 3: it didn't go down any it was still the same amount.
Speaker 3: She was like, Yeah, it made it look like she
Speaker 3: was just downing that wine because she was nervous to
Speaker 3: meet her dad's girlfriend, who actually was pretty pleasant.
Speaker 2: I mean I.
Speaker 3: Thought she I expected her to be way more ognoxious.
Speaker 2: I mean she didn't give me the been fuzzies. She
Speaker 2: wasn't like overly warm.
Speaker 3: I didn't think she was bad. I thought she was
Speaker 3: pretty nice to Nicole, and Nicole even said, like I
Speaker 3: like her.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I mean, she was definitely you could
Speaker 2: tell she saw the things in Nicole's dad, which is
Speaker 2: just so feels bizarre to even talk about because now
Speaker 2: we know her dad's passed away, but them wanting to
Speaker 2: have kids together, and but I'm glad we finally got
Speaker 2: to see her. She didn't cancel this time. And then
Speaker 2: this next part is just back to them playing pickleball,
Speaker 2: which is actually padal pad al. They're talking about the
Speaker 2: video of Michael Jordan. Larsa says he was laughing when
Speaker 2: he said no. Kiki says, it didn't sound like that.
Speaker 2: It sounds very serious. Our Adriana thinks this is deflecting
Speaker 2: the fact that this episode came out the same week
Speaker 2: as Larsa and Marcus news. Is either like the worst
Speaker 2: luck or a strange coincidence.
Speaker 3: No, but they were just not watch What Happens Live.
Speaker 3: You know, he was the bartender with Jody and they
Speaker 3: talked about how they had sex five times a day.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean if somebody had if I had to have
Speaker 2: sex five times a day, we would have broken up
Speaker 2: after the first day.
Speaker 3: I know, trust me, five times a day?
Speaker 2: No thank you, even if I'm on bottom every time, No,
Speaker 2: thank you very much.
Speaker 3: Nope, they only have one more episode this is. They
Speaker 3: have their season finales after is next week and then
Speaker 3: we'll see the reunion.
Speaker 2: Also, I need to understand what happens when you have
Speaker 2: Like if we were to break up me and you, Tam,
Speaker 2: what would come of too tees in a pod? Like,
Speaker 2: what's going to happen with separation anxiety?
Speaker 3: We'd have to well to teas in the pod, we'd
Speaker 3: have to give it to Travis whatever his name is.
Speaker 3: And what's the other tea? Who's the girl's name? The singer?
Speaker 2: What are you talking about? Who are you talking Taylor?
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift and her boyfriend mus Kelsey and Taylor. Oh
Speaker 2: my gosh, I could take over. It was a little long,
Speaker 2: but good work. I couldn't remember her name, Taylor the singer.
Speaker 2: I thought you were talking about someone from Housewives.
Speaker 3: No, we just give they would be the new two
Speaker 3: teas in a pod.
Speaker 2: But I mean, really, how does that go? Because you
Speaker 2: have to think about it. We're under contract.
Speaker 3: I hate to take it to you, but you're talking
Speaker 3: about their podcast. It hasn't been there's no new episodes
Speaker 3: since October, so I'm pretty sure it's done already.
Speaker 2: No, I'm saying maybe they stopped doing it because they knew.
Speaker 2: Maybe at the reunion we will see that they were
Speaker 2: actually broken up and they've just been hiding it and
Speaker 2: they decided to It's very smart to break up during
Speaker 2: the super Bowl because it gets less press.
Speaker 3: I think it got more press. I thought it was.
Speaker 3: It was like halftime show for housewives.
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, but then it's like then then they want
Speaker 2: then the Chiefs won and everybody got all.
Speaker 3: Do I unfollow Marcus because he unfollowed me?
Speaker 2: Yes? Because if you want to be friends with Larsa,
Speaker 2: because Larsa said you should, your friends still follow your acts.
Speaker 2: Oh that's right, Okay, you better get on.
Speaker 3: The unfollow I didn't even I rarely would communicate with him,
Speaker 3: like he would like some of my photos. That was
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 2: Unfollowed. Well that's the end of that. Oh, love does exist.
Speaker 2: In closing, do you feel like Lisa and Jodie have
Speaker 2: sexual chemistry?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know because I feel like
Speaker 3: she's always on the show. She's always talking about Lenny,
Speaker 3: and it's kind of hard to see the chemistry between
Speaker 3: her and her boyfriend if she's always talking about Lenny.
Speaker 3: And I don't know if it's just a show thing
Speaker 3: like they wanted to talk about it or what. But
Speaker 3: I mean, the girls have that concerned like you stop,
Speaker 3: he's gonna go running for the hills.
Speaker 2: And then and final closing, just because it's rare that
Speaker 2: we just throw out compliments. The kind of mother that
Speaker 2: Alexia is to Frankie does warm my heart every single up,
Speaker 2: my cold, dried up heart. It's like the grunch it
Speaker 2: grows in three sizes when I see how much he
Speaker 2: loves her and looking back at her, and I just
Speaker 2: it really does make me appreciate, I know, in a
Speaker 2: different way. So good job, Alexia. All right, Well let's
Speaker 2: into the twats, all right,