WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Playing Possum

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<v Speaker 1>Second date update. We got an email from a guy

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<v Speaker 1>wanting a second date update who says he thinks he's

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<v Speaker 1>finally cracked the dating matrix. Honestly, I have no idea

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<v Speaker 1>what that means.

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<v Speaker 2>If this has to have someone taken a blue pill

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<v Speaker 2>instead of the red pill, I'm going to be upset.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just taking Keanu Reeves is on the phone right

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<v Speaker 1>now asking us to help him with his love life.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's difficult for him taking the little blue pill.

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<v Speaker 1>Wants to know is that you.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, not quite as hot Evan, but okay, we'll probably.

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<v Speaker 4>Would have said more than one word.

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<v Speaker 5>I can't live up.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Sorry, I didn't mean to be that disappointed. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. Maybe Keana will call in later, but tell

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<v Speaker 1>us about this. Uh, what's this dating matrix thing that

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<v Speaker 1>you've cracked? What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 5>My friends and I came up with this. It's this

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<v Speaker 5>kind of prospective thing, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Where say that again?

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<v Speaker 5>What it's like a trifecta? Okay, so there's three points

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<v Speaker 5>that women can have. You can only have two, never

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<v Speaker 5>the third.

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<v Speaker 4>I've seen this is brilliant.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't get it.

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<v Speaker 4>What kind of points?

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<v Speaker 3>What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 5>So they can be hot, they can be sane, or

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<v Speaker 5>they can be single. They can be hot insane, but

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<v Speaker 5>then they're not single.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, Oh, okay, it's perfect. They can be sane and single,

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<v Speaker 3>but then they won't be hot.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you can only have two of the three points.

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<v Speaker 2>That works for men too. I don't think that it's

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<v Speaker 2>just a women exclusion.

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<v Speaker 1>There ye look over here, Brook, Hello, the trifecta right

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<v Speaker 1>in front of you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, you're not very sane though, any of the three points, Jeff, So.

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<v Speaker 3>I appreciate it stepped up for the rest of the team.

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<v Speaker 1>I opened myself up to that.

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<v Speaker 4>Sorry, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well, anyway back to Evan and your dating matrix.

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<v Speaker 1>You think that you found a girl who's all three?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I definitely hope she's all three. Seems like she is.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, now, just real quick, before we learn about her,

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<v Speaker 2>are you able to offer all three?

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<v Speaker 5>I'd like to think I do.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, but Jeff makes sense.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So what's her name?

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<v Speaker 5>Tara?

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<v Speaker 1>Tara Tara?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, where'd you meet her?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh? We went on a dating app.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you list this trifecta theory on your bio?

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<v Speaker 5>No, not bio?

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<v Speaker 1>Probably offend people. Probably not the right way to lure people.

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<v Speaker 3>People do all sorts of weird things.

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<v Speaker 1>Would be like shocking, Yeah, you would know, Brooke, I guess. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>tell us more about Tara. Would you like about her?

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<v Speaker 5>She's super fun, she's really cute, and she she seems

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<v Speaker 5>down to earth.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, what do you guys do on your date?

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<v Speaker 5>We went to a bar hats and drinks, and we

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<v Speaker 5>mostly told bad dating stories that we've had bonding over.

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<v Speaker 4>Like the bad dating stories is good, but.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't you think it gets to a point in that

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<v Speaker 2>conversation where it just it's a little tiresome, like almost

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<v Speaker 2>like it like, how many stories do you have? I

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<v Speaker 2>feel like maybe the common denominator is.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, the lastores. In one day, all we talked

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<v Speaker 4>about was bad dates.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you do you remember any of the stories?

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<v Speaker 5>Uh? She told me about this first date she went

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<v Speaker 5>on where the guy she's going out with brought his

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<v Speaker 5>mom with him.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god, impressive, that's an impressive start.

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<v Speaker 5>And he introduced her as his girlfriend mom, not the mom.

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<v Speaker 1>He introduced the new girl to.

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<v Speaker 5>Ta Yeah, he introduced as his girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, oh my god, what's wrong with that? Exactly? Like

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<v Speaker 1>it's not like the worst thing that a guy could do, though.

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<v Speaker 3>It's pretty bad. Jeff, Yeah, don't bring your mom. You're

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<v Speaker 3>I know your mom wants to come.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna make it. Don't bring mom.

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<v Speaker 4>Talk about my mom, but she thinks any girl that

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<v Speaker 4>talks to me is my girlfriend girlfriend, No mom, that

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<v Speaker 4>it's just a friend.

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<v Speaker 1>What about you, Evan, did you have a bad dating story?

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<v Speaker 5>Most of my bad dates have been kind of boring,

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<v Speaker 5>so I tried to tell them her One of my

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<v Speaker 5>roommates bad dates where they found an injured possum just

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<v Speaker 5>lying there and he insisted on taking it home with them.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of it's a lot trying to take home wild.

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<v Speaker 3>Possa, Like how was your night last night?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I took home a wild possum was high five

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<v Speaker 2>and night.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah literally, So okay, that sounds fun like bonding over

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<v Speaker 1>the stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 4>It is kind of sad that you don't have that

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<v Speaker 4>bad of a dating story.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, I meant.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what is right?

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<v Speaker 4>That is good overall?

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<v Speaker 3>There any bad moments in the date.

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<v Speaker 5>It really didn't feel like there were. There wasn't a

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<v Speaker 5>lull in the conversation. We both just kept talking. It

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<v Speaker 5>didn't end with a kiss or anything.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, okay, so how did you leave it?

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<v Speaker 5>Uh? I asked if I could see her again, and

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<v Speaker 5>she said, yeah, sure, but every time I try to

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<v Speaker 5>text her she gets because she's busy.

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<v Speaker 1>Here.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm surprised the possible didn't get her all yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>sure you can see me again?

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<v Speaker 3>Sure, yes, Because.

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<v Speaker 6>The trifecta, the same part is pretty easy to hide

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<v Speaker 6>the first.

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<v Speaker 4>The third part hasn't come up for years.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah for that. The single part is actually pretty high

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<v Speaker 3>for one day, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>But that is why he said that it was hopeful

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<v Speaker 1>that she was all three things of the dating matrix.

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<v Speaker 1>Trying to maybe we can. When we come back, we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna call Tara for you and try and get you

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<v Speaker 1>your second date update right after this. All right, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>right now, hold on second date update. We're about to

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<v Speaker 1>find out if the dating matrix can actually be broken. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>because we learned about it in the first part from

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<v Speaker 1>our listener Evan. Apparently it works kind of like a

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<v Speaker 1>triangle where there's three qualities about a person. They're hot,

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<v Speaker 1>they're saying they're single, but the rule is you can

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<v Speaker 1>only have two of them. Yes, if you're hot, insane

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<v Speaker 1>then you're probably not single. If you're hot and single,

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<v Speaker 1>you're probably not saying. If you're saying and single, then

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<v Speaker 1>you're probably not hot. Yes, man, can you have all three?

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<v Speaker 4>I just single has none of them. We've gone over this,

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<v Speaker 4>so it's it's still kind of an honor.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, yeah, breaking it down is really depressing, just internally

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<v Speaker 1>in the room.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, honestly, there's no good look, not any of

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<v Speaker 2>those combinations.

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<v Speaker 1>Finding more and more reasons every day to give up

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<v Speaker 1>and move to Colombia to find the met But Evan,

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<v Speaker 1>Evan thinks maybe Tara could actually break the matrix and

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<v Speaker 1>be all three qualities all at once. They're about to

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<v Speaker 1>call her and find out. Yeah, we'll see.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't know if she thinks the same, since she's not

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<v Speaker 2>calling him back.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you know of him.

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<v Speaker 4>She's not perfect, she's not good at texting back home.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to find out the reason you're ready to

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<v Speaker 1>do this, Evan, Yep, I'm already.

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<v Speaker 2>If this doesn't work out, are you going to like

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<v Speaker 2>give up on dating altogether? Like this is the last chance,

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<v Speaker 2>bitch effort to find the perfect girl.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean it depends, you know, if she's not single,

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<v Speaker 5>then yeah, I'll keep going.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, that's the easiest one to swallow.

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<v Speaker 1>But if she's not hot, that'd be a weird one

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<v Speaker 1>to find out after the day.

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<v Speaker 3>But you never know.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, weird. Yeah, what's fine out here?

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<v Speaker 6>We go?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Hey, we're looking for.

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<v Speaker 6>Tara hid This is she?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Perfect? My name is jeff from the radio show Brook

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<v Speaker 1>and Jeffrey in the Morning, the whole shows.

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<v Speaker 3>Here Tara. We're excited to have you on.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the show.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, thanks, what show? I'm sorry from where.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a radio show.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, I.

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<v Speaker 5>Wed.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's a little weird, but uh, we do this

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<v Speaker 1>segment called the Second Date Update, and we're trying to

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<v Speaker 1>help out one of our listeners score another meet up

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<v Speaker 1>with you.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, my goodness. Who is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I was just gonna have you guests for

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<v Speaker 1>a long time. But maybe I'll just tell you.

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<v Speaker 3>His name's Evan's Like, do we get to know? Yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 3>you get to know? You remember Evan?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh my god, yes I do.

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<v Speaker 1>We've heard about the date from Evan's perspective about going

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<v Speaker 1>to a bar and having drinks and having it seemed

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<v Speaker 1>like a good night.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he said, you guys commiserated over all your bad

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<v Speaker 3>dating experiences.

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<v Speaker 6>Right, Oh my gosh, yes, yeah we did. That's kind

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<v Speaker 6>of the reason why I just cannot get over what happened.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm really, honestly just embarrassed. What kind of annoyed?

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, embarrassed and annoyed?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>He said he couldn't think of one thing that went

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<v Speaker 3>wrong in the day.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh gosh.

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<v Speaker 7>I mean I probably was doing my best to like

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<v Speaker 7>just hold it in and not let it show up

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<v Speaker 7>my face.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, what happened? Do you mind telling us?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, it just it just really sucks because I felt

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<v Speaker 7>like we had a good connection, and then I got

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<v Speaker 7>awkward because we were sharing our worst funny date stories

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<v Speaker 7>and it was like going really well.

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<v Speaker 6>I told a story about how I went on a

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<v Speaker 6>date with this guy and he brought his mom along.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, heard this? He said that he told you a

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<v Speaker 3>story about his roommate.

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<v Speaker 6>Right, So, yeah, that story about his roommate. How his

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<v Speaker 6>roommate took a girl out for drinks and they were

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<v Speaker 6>like really tipsy and they were walking over a bridge.

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<v Speaker 6>He kind of got the story a little bit wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>How would he get the story wrong? How do you

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<v Speaker 3>know the story.

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<v Speaker 6>Because the girl. So the girl tried to bring home

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<v Speaker 6>the possum in her purse, right, And as I'm hearing

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<v Speaker 6>this story in my like drunken like catalog of a

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<v Speaker 6>brain I'm going through, and I'm like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 6>that girl was me.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, you're possible girl?

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<v Speaker 6>What I'm the girl?

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<v Speaker 1>He uses? Your story has the worst possible date that

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<v Speaker 1>somebody's ever been on.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, So you dated his roommate for a

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<v Speaker 2>hot like you went on one date with his roommate.

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<v Speaker 6>We went on one day and I wasn't even trying

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<v Speaker 6>to bring the possum home. I was trying to dig

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<v Speaker 6>in my purse, like in my drinking state for like

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<v Speaker 6>you try to give it some food, to maybe give

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<v Speaker 6>it some life back.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you one second.

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<v Speaker 1>When you realized that it was about you, did you

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<v Speaker 1>tell Evan like anything?

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<v Speaker 6>No, no, no, not at all. I literally shut down.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, Wow, I'm talking to this guy like

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<v Speaker 2>you didn't want to talk to him again because he

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<v Speaker 2>thinks you're a horrible dater or because you dated his roommate.

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<v Speaker 3>Little mix of bole, both just both.

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<v Speaker 6>I was like and then and to think also too

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<v Speaker 6>that his like roommate was kind of exaggerating the story.

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<v Speaker 6>So I'm like, wait, I don't want to like kind of,

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<v Speaker 6>you know, put them in a weird situation. But then

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<v Speaker 6>this is it weird that I went on a date

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<v Speaker 6>with his roommate.

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<v Speaker 1>First, Well, now's your chance to finally set the record

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<v Speaker 1>straight the story with Evan, because he's actually on the

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<v Speaker 1>other line, and you could tell him, all.

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<v Speaker 3>My god, that's good, that's good.

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<v Speaker 6>Sure, girl, Oh my gosh, I like to have my

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<v Speaker 6>face to my palm. Literally, that was me. Yeah, it was.

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<v Speaker 6>The story was a little off, and I didn't want

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<v Speaker 6>to like correct you right then and there because I

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<v Speaker 6>was just so mortified. But that was me.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you have any idea, Evan?

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<v Speaker 5>No, I had no idea. A great poker, faith, I

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<v Speaker 5>had no idea.

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<v Speaker 4>That girl sounds awful.

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<v Speaker 1>So, Tara, what part of the story wasn't right? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>part did the roommate it wrong?

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<v Speaker 6>So he exaggerated, saying that I was trying to bring

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<v Speaker 6>the possum home in my purse. I was definitely not

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<v Speaker 6>going to bring the possum in my purse. I didn't

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<v Speaker 6>want to touch it. I just simply was bent down

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<v Speaker 6>by it to try to feed it. My left over, like,

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know if it was trail mixed or granola.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know what I had in my first It didn't.

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<v Speaker 3>Attack you, like, don't go near injured animals.

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<v Speaker 1>She wasn't trying to adopt the injured possum. She was

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<v Speaker 1>trying to nurse it. Oh my gosh, does that make

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<v Speaker 1>you look at her differently?

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<v Speaker 4>Evan?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, yeah, if that's true, then yeah, it's a

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<v Speaker 5>really different story.

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<v Speaker 2>People.

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<v Speaker 5>I trust my roommates on this thing. He said, after

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<v Speaker 5>he had in your purse, you started walking it back home.

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<v Speaker 2>Her story makes more sense, but more fun at a party.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to tell the story at a party. It's

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<v Speaker 3>way more fun to.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, Tara was actually trying to help the possum. If

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<v Speaker 1>it was Brooks, you would have tried to cook it

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<v Speaker 1>right down on the side of.

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<v Speaker 3>The road, possive taste like chicken.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, maybe would a bit right into it uncooked.

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<v Speaker 4>Brooke actually has a roadkill for us for these situations.

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<v Speaker 3>That'd be so amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>Tarah. I mean, it looks like maybe you should have

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<v Speaker 1>said something. You should have spoken up when Evan got

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<v Speaker 1>the story wrong.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, oh gosh, I mean I guess, but I really

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<v Speaker 6>couldn't get over the fact that I just was frozen,

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<v Speaker 6>like oh no, oh no, oh no, like shinking in

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<v Speaker 6>my seat.

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<v Speaker 7>Like this is me.

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<v Speaker 6>He's talking about me.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't know how he's going to react. Dude, what

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<v Speaker 4>do you think about this?

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<v Speaker 5>Looking packed on it? Now? It's kind of funny. She

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<v Speaker 5>just kept saying how horrible it sounded.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, she meant it. It sounded horrible, but just not in

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<v Speaker 3>this way.

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<v Speaker 2>You thought, Yeah, this is horrible that I'm even listening

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<v Speaker 2>to you retell this.

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<v Speaker 1>And I mean, now that we've kind of come to

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<v Speaker 1>an understanding here, maybe there is actually a path forward

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<v Speaker 1>for the two of you. And we'd like to offer

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<v Speaker 1>to send you on a second date, Tara some girl. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we we'd love to give you another shot with Evan,

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<v Speaker 1>and we'd pay for that date. You guys can go

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<v Speaker 1>out somewhere and nurse another like sick injured animal back

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<v Speaker 1>to health together.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, I would love to go again. And now

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<v Speaker 6>that I'm kind of just trying to get over being

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<v Speaker 6>so mortified over this whole thing, Okay.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, now that I know the entire story, I really

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<v Speaker 5>cannot wait to go out again. And I really cannot

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<v Speaker 5>wait to tell my roommate about this.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so you are going to tell him then, because

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<v Speaker 1>we could do it in an awkward Tuesday phone call.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a dating possum girl.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, I think we would just hear two dudes laughing.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, man, sure, you give her a stuffed awesome on

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<v Speaker 4>your first data as a present.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, one with the stuffing pulled out of it.

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<v Speaker 5>We'll do.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right. So congratulations you guys.

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<v Speaker 2>You got a second day, all right, and the matrix

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<v Speaker 2>is still intact.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we sort of morning. I think it is good

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<v Speaker 1>that they agreed to go out on another date. But

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, I can't stop thinking about. I couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>something about it the.

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<v Speaker 3>Entire time, as me, I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 1>It's when someone in the room said the dating matrix

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<v Speaker 1>applies to guys too. Oh yeah, yeah, I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>that's true.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you don't hear a.

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<v Speaker 1>Lot of like. You don't hear a lot about guys

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<v Speaker 1>being like sane and hot, Like sanity is not usually

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<v Speaker 1>the main point for guys. Just hear me out. I

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<v Speaker 1>think you replace it with funny, cute, and rich. For guys,

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<v Speaker 1>you only get two of them. Funny and rich, then

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<v Speaker 1>he's probably not cute, cute and funny, and he's probably

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<v Speaker 1>not rich, then he's definitely not funny.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sticking with sane.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, Jeff, there's a lot of dudes out there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's not you, it's us. I think that it

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<v Speaker 1>needs to be adjusted for guys to three different rules

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<v Speaker 1>text in seventy five nine two. What do you think

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<v Speaker 1>the three quality should be for the men's dating matrix?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I think there's a stereotype of I've been

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<v Speaker 2>looking for rich guys, but I don't think it's as

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<v Speaker 2>like actually prevalent.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's I never want that. Yeah, I mean

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<v Speaker 3>this is coming from me.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never dated anyone who made more money than me,

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<v Speaker 2>and that was when I was making minimum wag.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's fine, but remember you get all of our

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<v Speaker 1>part and check out our second dates. Wherever you get

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<v Speaker 1>here is at Brooke and

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<v Speaker 3>Jeffery Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,