Speaker 1: Second date update. We got an email from a guy
Speaker 1: wanting a second date update who says he thinks he's
Speaker 1: finally cracked the dating matrix. Honestly, I have no idea
Speaker 1: what that means.
Speaker 2: If this has to have someone taken a blue pill
Speaker 2: instead of the red pill, I'm going to be upset.
Speaker 1: I'm just taking Keanu Reeves is on the phone right
Speaker 1: now asking us to help him with his love life.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's difficult for him taking the little blue pill.
Speaker 1: Wants to know is that you.
Speaker 3: Hey, not quite as hot Evan, but okay, we'll probably.
Speaker 4: Would have said more than one word.
Speaker 5: I can't live up.
Speaker 1: Okay, Sorry, I didn't mean to be that disappointed. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe Keana will call in later, but tell
Speaker 1: us about this. Uh, what's this dating matrix thing that
Speaker 1: you've cracked? What does that mean?
Speaker 5: My friends and I came up with this. It's this
Speaker 5: kind of prospective thing, you know.
Speaker 1: Where say that again?
Speaker 5: What it's like a trifecta? Okay, so there's three points
Speaker 5: that women can have. You can only have two, never
Speaker 5: the third.
Speaker 4: I've seen this is brilliant.
Speaker 3: I don't get it.
Speaker 4: What kind of points?
Speaker 3: What does that mean?
Speaker 5: So they can be hot, they can be sane, or
Speaker 5: they can be single. They can be hot insane, but
Speaker 5: then they're not single.
Speaker 3: Right, Oh, okay, it's perfect. They can be sane and single,
Speaker 3: but then they won't be hot.
Speaker 1: Okay, you can only have two of the three points.
Speaker 2: That works for men too. I don't think that it's
Speaker 2: just a women exclusion.
Speaker 1: There ye look over here, Brook, Hello, the trifecta right
Speaker 1: in front of you.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, you're not very sane though, any of the three points, Jeff, So.
Speaker 3: I appreciate it stepped up for the rest of the team.
Speaker 1: I opened myself up to that.
Speaker 4: Sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, anyway back to Evan and your dating matrix.
Speaker 1: You think that you found a girl who's all three?
Speaker 5: Well, I definitely hope she's all three. Seems like she is.
Speaker 2: Okay, now, just real quick, before we learn about her,
Speaker 2: are you able to offer all three?
Speaker 5: I'd like to think I do.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, but Jeff makes sense.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So what's her name?
Speaker 5: Tara?
Speaker 1: Tara Tara?
Speaker 3: Okay, where'd you meet her?
Speaker 5: Oh? We went on a dating app.
Speaker 2: Do you list this trifecta theory on your bio?
Speaker 5: No, not bio?
Speaker 1: Probably offend people. Probably not the right way to lure people.
Speaker 3: People do all sorts of weird things.
Speaker 1: Would be like shocking, Yeah, you would know, Brooke, I guess. Anyway,
Speaker 1: tell us more about Tara. Would you like about her?
Speaker 5: She's super fun, she's really cute, and she she seems
Speaker 5: down to earth.
Speaker 3: Okay, what do you guys do on your date?
Speaker 5: We went to a bar hats and drinks, and we
Speaker 5: mostly told bad dating stories that we've had bonding over.
Speaker 4: Like the bad dating stories is good, but.
Speaker 2: Don't you think it gets to a point in that
Speaker 2: conversation where it just it's a little tiresome, like almost
Speaker 2: like it like, how many stories do you have? I
Speaker 2: feel like maybe the common denominator is.
Speaker 4: You know, the lastores. In one day, all we talked
Speaker 4: about was bad dates.
Speaker 1: Do you do you remember any of the stories?
Speaker 5: Uh? She told me about this first date she went
Speaker 5: on where the guy she's going out with brought his
Speaker 5: mom with him.
Speaker 3: Oh god, impressive, that's an impressive start.
Speaker 5: And he introduced her as his girlfriend mom, not the mom.
Speaker 1: He introduced the new girl to.
Speaker 5: Ta Yeah, he introduced as his girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Okay, oh my god, what's wrong with that? Exactly? Like
Speaker 1: it's not like the worst thing that a guy could do, though.
Speaker 3: It's pretty bad. Jeff, Yeah, don't bring your mom. You're
Speaker 3: I know your mom wants to come.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna make it. Don't bring mom.
Speaker 4: Talk about my mom, but she thinks any girl that
Speaker 4: talks to me is my girlfriend girlfriend, No mom, that
Speaker 4: it's just a friend.
Speaker 1: What about you, Evan, did you have a bad dating story?
Speaker 5: Most of my bad dates have been kind of boring,
Speaker 5: so I tried to tell them her One of my
Speaker 5: roommates bad dates where they found an injured possum just
Speaker 5: lying there and he insisted on taking it home with them.
Speaker 1: A lot of it's a lot trying to take home wild.
Speaker 3: Possa, Like how was your night last night?
Speaker 2: Well, I took home a wild possum was high five
Speaker 2: and night.
Speaker 1: Yeah literally, So okay, that sounds fun like bonding over
Speaker 1: the stuff like that.
Speaker 4: It is kind of sad that you don't have that
Speaker 4: bad of a dating story.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I meant.
Speaker 1: You know what is right?
Speaker 4: That is good overall?
Speaker 3: There any bad moments in the date.
Speaker 5: It really didn't feel like there were. There wasn't a
Speaker 5: lull in the conversation. We both just kept talking. It
Speaker 5: didn't end with a kiss or anything.
Speaker 1: But you know, okay, so how did you leave it?
Speaker 5: Uh? I asked if I could see her again, and
Speaker 5: she said, yeah, sure, but every time I try to
Speaker 5: text her she gets because she's busy.
Speaker 1: Here.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised the possible didn't get her all yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: sure you can see me again?
Speaker 3: Sure, yes, Because.
Speaker 6: The trifecta, the same part is pretty easy to hide
Speaker 6: the first.
Speaker 4: The third part hasn't come up for years.
Speaker 3: Yeah for that. The single part is actually pretty high
Speaker 3: for one day, you know.
Speaker 1: But that is why he said that it was hopeful
Speaker 1: that she was all three things of the dating matrix.
Speaker 1: Trying to maybe we can. When we come back, we're
Speaker 1: gonna call Tara for you and try and get you
Speaker 1: your second date update right after this. All right, okay,
Speaker 1: right now, hold on second date update. We're about to
Speaker 1: find out if the dating matrix can actually be broken. Wow,
Speaker 1: because we learned about it in the first part from
Speaker 1: our listener Evan. Apparently it works kind of like a
Speaker 1: triangle where there's three qualities about a person. They're hot,
Speaker 1: they're saying they're single, but the rule is you can
Speaker 1: only have two of them. Yes, if you're hot, insane
Speaker 1: then you're probably not single. If you're hot and single,
Speaker 1: you're probably not saying. If you're saying and single, then
Speaker 1: you're probably not hot. Yes, man, can you have all three?
Speaker 4: I just single has none of them. We've gone over this,
Speaker 4: so it's it's still kind of an honor.
Speaker 1: Hey, yeah, breaking it down is really depressing, just internally
Speaker 1: in the room.
Speaker 2: I mean, honestly, there's no good look, not any of
Speaker 2: those combinations.
Speaker 1: Finding more and more reasons every day to give up
Speaker 1: and move to Colombia to find the met But Evan,
Speaker 1: Evan thinks maybe Tara could actually break the matrix and
Speaker 1: be all three qualities all at once. They're about to
Speaker 1: call her and find out. Yeah, we'll see.
Speaker 2: Don't know if she thinks the same, since she's not
Speaker 2: calling him back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know of him.
Speaker 4: She's not perfect, she's not good at texting back home.
Speaker 1: We're going to find out the reason you're ready to
Speaker 1: do this, Evan, Yep, I'm already.
Speaker 2: If this doesn't work out, are you going to like
Speaker 2: give up on dating altogether? Like this is the last chance,
Speaker 2: bitch effort to find the perfect girl.
Speaker 5: I mean it depends, you know, if she's not single,
Speaker 5: then yeah, I'll keep going.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's the easiest one to swallow.
Speaker 1: But if she's not hot, that'd be a weird one
Speaker 1: to find out after the day.
Speaker 3: But you never know.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, weird. Yeah, what's fine out here?
Speaker 6: We go?
Speaker 1: Hello, Hey, we're looking for.
Speaker 6: Tara hid This is she?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: Perfect? My name is jeff from the radio show Brook
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning, the whole shows.
Speaker 3: Here Tara. We're excited to have you on.
Speaker 1: That's the show.
Speaker 6: Yeah, thanks, what show? I'm sorry from where.
Speaker 3: It's a radio show.
Speaker 6: Okay, I.
Speaker 5: Wed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a little weird, but uh, we do this
Speaker 1: segment called the Second Date Update, and we're trying to
Speaker 1: help out one of our listeners score another meet up
Speaker 1: with you.
Speaker 6: Okay, my goodness. Who is it?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I was just gonna have you guests for
Speaker 1: a long time. But maybe I'll just tell you.
Speaker 3: His name's Evan's Like, do we get to know? Yes, yes,
Speaker 3: you get to know? You remember Evan?
Speaker 6: Oh my god, yes I do.
Speaker 1: We've heard about the date from Evan's perspective about going
Speaker 1: to a bar and having drinks and having it seemed
Speaker 1: like a good night.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he said, you guys commiserated over all your bad
Speaker 3: dating experiences.
Speaker 6: Right, Oh my gosh, yes, yeah we did. That's kind
Speaker 6: of the reason why I just cannot get over what happened.
Speaker 6: I'm really, honestly just embarrassed. What kind of annoyed?
Speaker 3: Wait, embarrassed and annoyed?
Speaker 6: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: He said he couldn't think of one thing that went
Speaker 3: wrong in the day.
Speaker 6: Oh gosh.
Speaker 7: I mean I probably was doing my best to like
Speaker 7: just hold it in and not let it show up
Speaker 7: my face.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what happened? Do you mind telling us?
Speaker 7: Yeah, it just it just really sucks because I felt
Speaker 7: like we had a good connection, and then I got
Speaker 7: awkward because we were sharing our worst funny date stories
Speaker 7: and it was like going really well.
Speaker 6: I told a story about how I went on a
Speaker 6: date with this guy and he brought his mom along.
Speaker 3: Yeah, heard this? He said that he told you a
Speaker 3: story about his roommate.
Speaker 6: Right, So, yeah, that story about his roommate. How his
Speaker 6: roommate took a girl out for drinks and they were
Speaker 6: like really tipsy and they were walking over a bridge.
Speaker 6: He kind of got the story a little bit wrong.
Speaker 3: How would he get the story wrong? How do you
Speaker 3: know the story.
Speaker 6: Because the girl. So the girl tried to bring home
Speaker 6: the possum in her purse, right, And as I'm hearing
Speaker 6: this story in my like drunken like catalog of a
Speaker 6: brain I'm going through, and I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 6: that girl was me.
Speaker 3: Wait, you're possible girl?
Speaker 6: What I'm the girl?
Speaker 1: He uses? Your story has the worst possible date that
Speaker 1: somebody's ever been on.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, So you dated his roommate for a
Speaker 2: hot like you went on one date with his roommate.
Speaker 6: We went on one day and I wasn't even trying
Speaker 6: to bring the possum home. I was trying to dig
Speaker 6: in my purse, like in my drinking state for like
Speaker 6: you try to give it some food, to maybe give
Speaker 6: it some life back.
Speaker 4: Did you one second.
Speaker 1: When you realized that it was about you, did you
Speaker 1: tell Evan like anything?
Speaker 6: No, no, no, not at all. I literally shut down.
Speaker 2: I was like, Wow, I'm talking to this guy like
Speaker 2: you didn't want to talk to him again because he
Speaker 2: thinks you're a horrible dater or because you dated his roommate.
Speaker 3: Little mix of bole, both just both.
Speaker 6: I was like and then and to think also too
Speaker 6: that his like roommate was kind of exaggerating the story.
Speaker 6: So I'm like, wait, I don't want to like kind of,
Speaker 6: you know, put them in a weird situation. But then
Speaker 6: this is it weird that I went on a date
Speaker 6: with his roommate.
Speaker 1: First, Well, now's your chance to finally set the record
Speaker 1: straight the story with Evan, because he's actually on the
Speaker 1: other line, and you could tell him, all.
Speaker 3: My god, that's good, that's good.
Speaker 6: Sure, girl, Oh my gosh, I like to have my
Speaker 6: face to my palm. Literally, that was me. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 6: The story was a little off, and I didn't want
Speaker 6: to like correct you right then and there because I
Speaker 6: was just so mortified. But that was me.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Did you have any idea, Evan?
Speaker 5: No, I had no idea. A great poker, faith, I
Speaker 5: had no idea.
Speaker 4: That girl sounds awful.
Speaker 1: So, Tara, what part of the story wasn't right? Well,
Speaker 1: part did the roommate it wrong?
Speaker 6: So he exaggerated, saying that I was trying to bring
Speaker 6: the possum home in my purse. I was definitely not
Speaker 6: going to bring the possum in my purse. I didn't
Speaker 6: want to touch it. I just simply was bent down
Speaker 6: by it to try to feed it. My left over, like,
Speaker 6: I don't know if it was trail mixed or granola.
Speaker 6: I don't know what I had in my first It didn't.
Speaker 3: Attack you, like, don't go near injured animals.
Speaker 1: She wasn't trying to adopt the injured possum. She was
Speaker 1: trying to nurse it. Oh my gosh, does that make
Speaker 1: you look at her differently?
Speaker 4: Evan?
Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, if that's true, then yeah, it's a
Speaker 5: really different story.
Speaker 2: People.
Speaker 5: I trust my roommates on this thing. He said, after
Speaker 5: he had in your purse, you started walking it back home.
Speaker 2: Her story makes more sense, but more fun at a party.
Speaker 3: I'm going to tell the story at a party. It's
Speaker 3: way more fun to.
Speaker 1: Like, Tara was actually trying to help the possum. If
Speaker 1: it was Brooks, you would have tried to cook it
Speaker 1: right down on the side of.
Speaker 3: The road, possive taste like chicken.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, maybe would a bit right into it uncooked.
Speaker 4: Brooke actually has a roadkill for us for these situations.
Speaker 3: That'd be so amazing.
Speaker 1: Tarah. I mean, it looks like maybe you should have
Speaker 1: said something. You should have spoken up when Evan got
Speaker 1: the story wrong.
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh gosh, I mean I guess, but I really
Speaker 6: couldn't get over the fact that I just was frozen,
Speaker 6: like oh no, oh no, oh no, like shinking in
Speaker 6: my seat.
Speaker 7: Like this is me.
Speaker 6: He's talking about me.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: You don't know how he's going to react. Dude, what
Speaker 4: do you think about this?
Speaker 5: Looking packed on it? Now? It's kind of funny. She
Speaker 5: just kept saying how horrible it sounded.
Speaker 3: Well, she meant it. It sounded horrible, but just not in
Speaker 3: this way.
Speaker 2: You thought, Yeah, this is horrible that I'm even listening
Speaker 2: to you retell this.
Speaker 1: And I mean, now that we've kind of come to
Speaker 1: an understanding here, maybe there is actually a path forward
Speaker 1: for the two of you. And we'd like to offer
Speaker 1: to send you on a second date, Tara some girl. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we we'd love to give you another shot with Evan,
Speaker 1: and we'd pay for that date. You guys can go
Speaker 1: out somewhere and nurse another like sick injured animal back
Speaker 1: to health together.
Speaker 6: I mean, I would love to go again. And now
Speaker 6: that I'm kind of just trying to get over being
Speaker 6: so mortified over this whole thing, Okay.
Speaker 5: Yeah, now that I know the entire story, I really
Speaker 5: cannot wait to go out again. And I really cannot
Speaker 5: wait to tell my roommate about this.
Speaker 1: Oh so you are going to tell him then, because
Speaker 1: we could do it in an awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 1: That's a dating possum girl.
Speaker 2: Now, I think we would just hear two dudes laughing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, sure, you give her a stuffed awesome on
Speaker 4: your first data as a present.
Speaker 3: Okay, one with the stuffing pulled out of it.
Speaker 5: We'll do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right. So congratulations you guys.
Speaker 2: You got a second day, all right, and the matrix
Speaker 2: is still intact.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we sort of morning. I think it is good
Speaker 1: that they agreed to go out on another date. But
Speaker 1: you know what, I can't stop thinking about. I couldn't
Speaker 1: something about it the.
Speaker 3: Entire time, as me, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: It's when someone in the room said the dating matrix
Speaker 1: applies to guys too. Oh yeah, yeah, I don't think
Speaker 1: that's true.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't hear a.
Speaker 1: Lot of like. You don't hear a lot about guys
Speaker 1: being like sane and hot, Like sanity is not usually
Speaker 1: the main point for guys. Just hear me out. I
Speaker 1: think you replace it with funny, cute, and rich. For guys,
Speaker 1: you only get two of them. Funny and rich, then
Speaker 1: he's probably not cute, cute and funny, and he's probably
Speaker 1: not rich, then he's definitely not funny.
Speaker 3: I'm sticking with sane.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Jeff, there's a lot of dudes out there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not you, it's us. I think that it
Speaker 1: needs to be adjusted for guys to three different rules
Speaker 1: text in seventy five nine two. What do you think
Speaker 1: the three quality should be for the men's dating matrix?
Speaker 2: I mean, I think there's a stereotype of I've been
Speaker 2: looking for rich guys, but I don't think it's as
Speaker 2: like actually prevalent.
Speaker 3: I think it's I never want that. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 3: this is coming from me.
Speaker 2: I've never dated anyone who made more money than me,
Speaker 2: and that was when I was making minimum wag.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fine, but remember you get all of our
Speaker 1: part and check out our second dates. Wherever you get
Speaker 1: here is at Brooke and
Speaker 3: Jeffery Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,