WEBVTT - Hey Stop Stealing My Garbage

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone's happened?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Danielle, It's all up to you. What do

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<v Speaker 1>you have? All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Nicole emailed us and she says, my mother is always

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<v Speaker 2>garbage picking. I want you to call and make believe

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<v Speaker 2>that you're the owner of one of the items and

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<v Speaker 2>tell her you saw her running across the street with

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<v Speaker 2>something that belongs.

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<v Speaker 1>To you out of the garbage ca Yeah. You know

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<v Speaker 1>when you throw.

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<v Speaker 2>Away your stuff and you know, sometimes the neighbors pick

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<v Speaker 2>it up and they call it a treasure. That's what

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<v Speaker 2>we did.

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<v Speaker 1>So who are you calling here? We are calling Nicole's mom, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're calling her, I'm calling her. Is Nicole listening

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<v Speaker 1>in on the other line? Oh, Nicole is listening in. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Uh yeah, Can I talk to Philip's Pochia please?

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<v Speaker 2>This is Michelle Lobby. I live above the Image.

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<v Speaker 1>Place, Phillips. You've been stealing some stuff from in front

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<v Speaker 1>of the Image Place. Excuse me, you know what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, people put things in front of the building,

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<v Speaker 2>some TV, some VCRs on garbage day and you've been

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<v Speaker 2>taking this and taking them up to your house. Are

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<v Speaker 2>you crazy?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not crazy. You and your slippers and your

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<v Speaker 1>hair clip. Never happened. I know what you I've been

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<v Speaker 1>asking around the neighborhood. I don't understand what you're talking about. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>here's my problem, Phyllis. I put a television out there

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<v Speaker 1>and you took it, so you stole it from me.

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<v Speaker 2>Never happen. You're wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not wrong. Yes, you are wrong. I got it

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<v Speaker 1>on tape, honey, it was a while ago.

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<v Speaker 2>I like to know who gave you my phone number.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't worry about who.

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<v Speaker 2>Gave me your phone number. Who else's trash and I

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<v Speaker 2>would go out on their slippers.

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<v Speaker 1>Excuse me? You always pick up the garbage and take

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<v Speaker 1>it in your house.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what you're talking about. You don't remember

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<v Speaker 2>coming outside and picking up trash and taking it in

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<v Speaker 2>your house. No, I swear to God, No, that's stealing.

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<v Speaker 2>The only thing I ever picked up, and it was

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<v Speaker 2>a little TV. We plugged it and the thing didn't work,

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<v Speaker 2>and I pulled it back out again.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that's my TV.

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<v Speaker 2>It was old, I mean old. They were relicks.

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<v Speaker 1>They were relics.

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<v Speaker 2>They were old TV to you some people, but to.

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<v Speaker 1>Me, it was my cherished property. No, these these were

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<v Speaker 1>in the garbage.

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<v Speaker 2>These were at the curb.

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<v Speaker 1>You're wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, the next time you want to steal from me,

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<v Speaker 1>ring the bell, I'll let you in.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you're wrong, You're totally wrong. What color was it?

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<v Speaker 1>What color is your TV?

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<v Speaker 2>I have a wood one.

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<v Speaker 1>What did you steal that one too? No? Unfortunately somebody

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<v Speaker 1>gave it to me because I'm so awkless, I'm trash. Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, next time you want to steal something, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>sell it to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Nobody sold nothing, sweetheart, not me. Okay, you don't know

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<v Speaker 2>what them it's talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>Look I know what I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I have it on video.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, if it's near the curb, it's garbage.

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<v Speaker 1>No it's not.

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<v Speaker 2>I had no place to put it in my house,

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<v Speaker 2>so I placed it there until I found a place

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<v Speaker 2>to put it.

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<v Speaker 1>That don't mean it's garbage.

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<v Speaker 2>It's outside. People assume it's garbage. It's common sense.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't throw things a way to support your habit.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, is that refrigerating yours? Outside?

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<v Speaker 1>Too. It's on the curb.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you leaving it out there because you have no room?

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's not. But it's a friend of mine and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure she'll be back for it when she needs it.

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<v Speaker 2>You're pullish, lady.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna pick it up anyway because you think it's garbage,

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<v Speaker 1>so you'll wind up stealing it later on. Yeah, right,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, whatever, whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>Give me a boake.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you want me to take you shopping for a

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<v Speaker 1>new wardrobe. I can help you out, maybe do a

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<v Speaker 1>little makeover on you. You have no clue who I am. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I do know who you are. You don't know you're

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<v Speaker 1>a PJ slippers lady. Everybody knows who you are. No, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>you got me mixed up with somebody. I'm warning you.

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<v Speaker 2>You definitely do. Aliyah do I.

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<v Speaker 1>Got you got brown hair? You're wrong?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I don't what color?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, you got none of your business?

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<v Speaker 2>You seem to know me so well.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh stop it, just stop y'all. Don't have brown hair?

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<v Speaker 1>What color? You got that? No hair?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I'm bull You're right, that's it. Stop breaking my balls.

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<v Speaker 2>I got things to do. I don't have time for you, all.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, I got things to do too like tell you

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<v Speaker 1>this is Danielle. You just been phone taped. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I go.

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<v Speaker 2>How boessing. You're gonna get a kicking your.

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<v Speaker 1>Blvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by

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