Speaker 1: You're listening to Comedy Central. When you listening about it's
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Speaker 1: him night, you get counting the Daily Show. If you
Speaker 1: watch the show last night, you'll know that I was
Speaker 1: on ecstasy and I was very too high to find
Speaker 1: my way out of the building. So I am back
Speaker 1: here again tonight, and I am now on ayahuasca. And
Speaker 1: let me tell you, I can now see that all
Speaker 1: of us are part of one infinite consciousness together in
Speaker 1: one soul. All of us are part of the same
Speaker 1: holy universe, except for Tucker Carlson, which brings us to
Speaker 1: tonight's sad vines. Here's what Dipsy Doodle had to say
Speaker 1: about Joe Biden's court appointments. So the point of diversity,
Speaker 1: equity inclusion, as you often heard, is to wind up
Speaker 1: with the leadership class That quote looks like America. Now,
Speaker 1: we think you should hire in the basis of merit.
Speaker 1: But that's kind of an appealing idea that people who
Speaker 1: run the country should look like the country. That's not
Speaker 1: what it's about at all, because no administration has ever
Speaker 1: looked less like America just by the numbers than the
Speaker 1: Biden administration. Is not about making the invisional Americans, but
Speaker 1: discriminated against certain classes of people who don't vote for them, period,
Speaker 1: And now it's provable. Federal judges confirmed under Joe Biden
Speaker 1: total number of white men five twenty two are black women.
Speaker 1: So this is race based hiring. It's illegal, But it's
Speaker 1: also not about looking like America. I wish Tucker Carlson
Speaker 1: would go back to talking about which eminem's he likes
Speaker 1: to find what? What are you even complaining about? Having
Speaker 1: diversity in power is a dream come true for guys
Speaker 1: like you. Now you can blame all of your problems
Speaker 1: on women and black people. Maybe if you're inbred fingers
Speaker 1: could work a calculator, you would see that the reason
Speaker 1: Biden is nominating so many black women is to make
Speaker 1: up for having men having a two hundred year head start.
Speaker 1: Even after Joe Biden's appointment, there are only forty four
Speaker 1: Black women serving as federal judges out of seven hundred
Speaker 1: and eighty four. I mean, what is this wall conduct?
Speaker 1: Forty four out of seven hundred and eighty four That
Speaker 1: is not a lot. You need twenty black women just
Speaker 1: to make up for Clarence Thomas and this raises a
Speaker 1: more important question, Tucker, which is, why are you always
Speaker 1: such a whiney little bitch? All I didn't do is complain, complain, complain,
Speaker 1: And now I have to spend my time here complaining
Speaker 1: about you. I could have been up here talking about
Speaker 1: real issues, like how celebrities were filling up their asses
Speaker 1: and faces with fat, but now suddenly they're all taking
Speaker 1: out the fat in their asses and faces and where
Speaker 1: does all that fat go? And how do I get
Speaker 1: in on it. I'm forty seven and I need to
Speaker 1: start figuring out what direction I'm going in. And I
Speaker 1: wanted to use this time to get some audience feedback
Speaker 1: on it, but no, now I have to spend my
Speaker 1: time talking about how you're mad that white men only
Speaker 1: control almost all of the country. Do you have any
Speaker 1: idea how hard it is to be a woman. How
Speaker 1: long am I supposed to keep this charade going and
Speaker 1: pretend that my face isn't melting in front of everyone's eyes. Anyhow,
Speaker 1: Let's move on, because speaking of dissatisfied men, a man
Speaker 1: in Singapore is suing a woman for putting him in
Speaker 1: the friend zone. That's right. He wants to point three
Speaker 1: million dollars because he says her rejection caused him sustained trauma.
Speaker 1: And this is why I don't date anyone from Singapore.
Speaker 1: He said getting friend zone caused him sustained trauma. How
Speaker 1: hard is this guy masturbating? This would ever happened the
Speaker 1: other way around. Women would never file a lawsuit just
Speaker 1: because a man goes to us. No, we would just
Speaker 1: spread a rumor, you know that that he's got a
Speaker 1: small penis that's riddled with STDs because we are adults.
Speaker 1: I just hope this guy doesn't win, because if rejecting
Speaker 1: losers becomes a crime, I'm looking at a class action
Speaker 1: lawsuit against myself. Let's move on to some fashion news.
Speaker 1: Even though it's only February, a lot of people are
Speaker 1: already starting to wonder if they're going to be ready
Speaker 1: for a bikini season, and if this is the bikini
Speaker 1: everyone's wearing. I'm starting to wonder the same thing. A
Speaker 1: woman is going viral for her reaction to a micro
Speaker 1: bikini that she brought from Kim kardashians skims line. The
Speaker 1: twenty eight dollar bikini claimth that fit everybody, but it's
Speaker 1: barely covering a trader. Joel's tortilla chip. So if you've
Speaker 1: been eyeing the skims micro bikini and wondering about the size,
Speaker 1: these are tortia chips f a scale. I can't really
Speaker 1: bring this up any higher normally a bikini we're like
Speaker 1: probably up to here. This is the most comfortable at
Speaker 1: this level because if you look, this is all string.
Speaker 1: It's not gonna work for anyone. Okay, first of all,
Speaker 1: that's not a helpful comparison. Okay, nobody who can fit
Speaker 1: into a bikini that small has ever eaten a tortilla
Speaker 1: chick and matt a side. Who is this bikini for?
Speaker 1: It doesn't even cover all of your genitals. If someone
Speaker 1: is someone sitting around going my volvo's extroverted, but my
Speaker 1: clatrus is shine. In order to wear that bikini, you
Speaker 1: have to borrow a baby's vagina. This thing is also
Speaker 1: going to go right up your Pikachu. It's the only
Speaker 1: bikini that comes with a box of Monaster, because you're
Speaker 1: gonna need it. I'm speaking from personal experience when I
Speaker 1: say this feels like a bottom that you are going
Speaker 1: to have to throw in the garbage right after you
Speaker 1: wear it. I feel like you're pranking us. Kim Ka
Speaker 1: I mean, one day you're wearing a tortilla chip bikini,
Speaker 1: the next you're showing up in a Batman onesie. Which
Speaker 1: one is it, Kim? You need to tell us you
Speaker 1: are later. Anyway, I bought one. And finally, let's talk
Speaker 1: about a group that's definitely not buying any tortilla kinis
Speaker 1: the Taliban. These assholes fought for twenty years to get
Speaker 1: back in control of the Afghan government, but now that
Speaker 1: they have it, it's not nearly as fulfilling as they thought. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: to the Taliban, it's been almost a year to a
Speaker 1: half since the US left Afghanistan, and apparently the ruling
Speaker 1: Taliban is uh. Other board interviews with former mujahideen revealed
Speaker 1: that they're not happy holding down government jobs in the city.
Speaker 1: We had a great degree of freedom during the war,
Speaker 1: said one fighter. However, these days you have to go
Speaker 1: to the office before eight am and stay there till four. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Others complained about traffic and crime rates in the city
Speaker 1: and worried that easy internet access has gotten everyone addicted
Speaker 1: to social media. Okay, before you laugh, I follow a
Speaker 1: bunch of jihadas on TikTok and they do really have
Speaker 1: good life. Hacks. I mean a lot of it involves
Speaker 1: actual hacking, but still it's something to think about. I
Speaker 1: can't believe this. The holly Ban is addicted to social media,
Speaker 1: hates traffic, and they're scared of the crime rate in
Speaker 1: the city. Are they a terrorist group or a white
Speaker 1: girl from the valley who knew the tolly Ban or
Speaker 1: such whiny bitches? You sound like Tucker Carlson. Actually, you
Speaker 1: guys do have a lot in common on No Matchmaker,
Speaker 1: but it sounds like a swipe to the right, the
Speaker 1: far right. Apparently the tolly Ban really hate living in
Speaker 1: the city. Will guess what, None of the Afghan people
Speaker 1: in the city wanted you there in the first place.
Speaker 1: All the women who liked going to school and driving
Speaker 1: and working won't miss you. If you hate the city
Speaker 1: so much, go back to your cave and work by
Speaker 1: zoom like the rest of us. Okay, I'm not even
Speaker 1: in the studio right now. I'm using a zoom background
Speaker 1: because I'm really at Burning Man, and that's why I'm
Speaker 1: on Iahwaska for more on the Taliban. We go to Afghanistan,
Speaker 1: where Daddie L. Dick is reporting live. That's right, Chelsea,
Speaker 1: I'm here on the front lines with the Taliban. And
Speaker 1: for the record, these guys are not like them all Santa.
Speaker 1: Their beards are one percent. Reel found that out the
Speaker 1: hard way the front lines of what I mean. I
Speaker 1: thought the war is over. Yes, the war with the
Speaker 1: United States is over, But an office job is its
Speaker 1: own type of war. That the Taliban is not prepared for.
Speaker 1: Getting hit by America missiles is bad. But compared to
Speaker 1: everyone finding out that you're the office pooper, I think
Speaker 1: we'd all rather take the drones. But isn't this what
Speaker 1: the tolly bon wanted? Why would you spend twenty years
Speaker 1: taking over a country if you didn't want to run
Speaker 1: the country. Oh, they want to run the country, but
Speaker 1: they didn't know what working is like these days. I
Speaker 1: saw one veteran fighter accidentally logged himself out of slack.
Speaker 1: Then he tried to log in, but it said he
Speaker 1: had to verify with his phone, but his phone said
Speaker 1: that he had to verify the phone with slack. And
Speaker 1: then he tried to call I T but they only
Speaker 1: use slack, And long story short, by the end of
Speaker 1: the day he beheaded himself. Not to mention, this is
Speaker 1: a whole new power structure for them, and they have
Speaker 1: to answer to an HR person. Now the tolly ban
Speaker 1: has HR. Yah, someone's got to handle all the complaints
Speaker 1: about the women in the office, mainly that there's women
Speaker 1: in the office. This that makes sense. It's bad, Chelsea,
Speaker 1: and they can't do anything right. They try to throw
Speaker 1: an office party, but they don't allow alcohol here. No alcohol?
Speaker 1: So what just beer and wine? No? No, I mean
Speaker 1: no alcohol. Can you imagine having to interact with coworkers
Speaker 1: without drinking. No, that sounds awful, miserable. Well, now that
Speaker 1: that's holly gone, is demoralized, maybe this is America's chance
Speaker 1: to go back in and defeat them. Well, the beauty
Speaker 1: of this is that we don't need to do that, Chelsea.
Speaker 1: We can just sit back and let the monotony of
Speaker 1: the nine to five office culture take its toll as
Speaker 1: their cubicle walls closed in on them and the fluorescent
Speaker 1: lights drain them of their will to live. So what
Speaker 1: Americans basically did to ourselves, No, that's totally different because
Speaker 1: in America we let women do it too. Thank you
Speaker 1: so much, Daddy, and I will we come back and
Speaker 1: we'll bring some other people to tell Joe. So don't
Speaker 1: go away, Welcome back to the Daily Show. Um, there
Speaker 1: are a few more stories out there that I'd like
Speaker 1: to talk about, so I thought i'd bring in some
Speaker 1: friends to discuss it with me. Please welcome Larry Owens,
Speaker 1: Matteo Lane, and Sam Jay Welcome. Welcome to the show,
Speaker 1: you guys, thanks for being here tonight. Thank you, thanks
Speaker 1: for having us. Um, there's some stuff in the news
Speaker 1: that I would like to get your takes on. First
Speaker 1: of all, Leo DiCaprio is rumored to be dating a
Speaker 1: nineteen year old woman, but then it said he may
Speaker 1: not be dating a nineteen year old woman. But I
Speaker 1: think that the truth is that he probably is dating
Speaker 1: a nineteen year old woman. And he has this pattern right,
Speaker 1: And a lot of people get upset that he only dates.
Speaker 1: His number went from twenty five if this is true,
Speaker 1: to nineteen, so he's always dated women that are twenty five.
Speaker 1: I have the opposite problem. I've only dated men that
Speaker 1: are in their fifties. Whether I'm in my twenties, in
Speaker 1: my thirties, or in my forties, I always like older man.
Speaker 1: So I have like a glass ceiling and he has
Speaker 1: a glass basement. But did you take a Fenmi obviously.
Speaker 1: I mean, do you take offense to what I mean?
Speaker 1: I don't understand what the problem is when a man
Speaker 1: can only date somebody that is like that young, like
Speaker 1: they don't matured with their own age. You know, well
Speaker 1: that's a gay person on glinder. They always say it's
Speaker 1: just a preference. It's just a preference, you know. For real.
Speaker 1: I feel like Leo always does it, like he keeps
Speaker 1: it right above the you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 1: he doesn't go too low, were like criminal. I don't
Speaker 1: have a problem with him specifically because i'm his age.
Speaker 1: I'm forty seven. I think he's forty eight. I'll be
Speaker 1: forty eight at some point hopefully. But I don't have
Speaker 1: a problem with him doing that because I think he's
Speaker 1: just does so much you know, good stuff too, Like
Speaker 1: he's such a big environmentalist, you know, it's not like
Speaker 1: he's a scientologist or something. My question is like he's
Speaker 1: on set, he's dealing with agents, he's in some movie,
Speaker 1: and then he's like, how's your day. She's like my
Speaker 1: lockermates the worst. Like Tom Brady is also in the
Speaker 1: news today because he posted a picture yesterday. It was
Speaker 1: kind of a thirst trap picture just on the record,
Speaker 1: tom Brady has not come out as gay. Okay, when
Speaker 1: he does, tell me, pictures speak louder than words. Well,
Speaker 1: my issue with Tom Brady is less about his gayness,
Speaker 1: about the fact that he let his wife leave him
Speaker 1: with his children. He broke up his entire family so
Speaker 1: he could play an extra season on whatever team he's on,
Speaker 1: the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Is that way? Is that the
Speaker 1: team he's on. She's from Boston, so offended by whatever
Speaker 1: this is, he let his wife leave him so he
Speaker 1: could go play where he achieved greatness. He became a
Speaker 1: football god. That takes time. Yeah, but not yes, Okay,
Speaker 1: you can go ahead, but that's not what happened this year.
Speaker 1: He didn't achieve greatness this year. And that's why he's
Speaker 1: showing half his package. And it's the half package. Why
Speaker 1: are you covering up the goods? I know he's sitting
Speaker 1: there like a kid who's got to be like a
Speaker 1: seven year old in church rest a pee like that
Speaker 1: was his sexy poe? Are you sitting there like a
Speaker 1: Greek Adonis with a lot to show you? Okay, let's
Speaker 1: not say things we can't take back the ground underwear
Speaker 1: those look like skims quality product. He's every gay Instagram
Speaker 1: and just in one photo. Uh, there's a nine year
Speaker 1: old named David Bolligan. He graduated from Reach Cyber Charter
Speaker 1: School after taking online classes, So he's nine. He started
Speaker 1: high school right before COVID hit, and then he graduated
Speaker 1: in three years with a four point o g p
Speaker 1: A and he wants to be an astrophysicist. I mean,
Speaker 1: this kid is annoying the ship out of here. I
Speaker 1: mean he completed a semester at Bucks County Community College,
Speaker 1: which is the only thing I have in common with him.
Speaker 1: I also completed one semester at community college. I don't
Speaker 1: like when kids get like this, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I just want to say I was nine years old.
Speaker 1: I was watching X Men, pretending I was storm and
Speaker 1: eating tricks for kids, Like, I don't know, Like, how
Speaker 1: is he already graduating college? Well, also during COVID, when
Speaker 1: everybody else is making excuses about not getting anything done
Speaker 1: because of whatever, because we're sad or lonely or alone
Speaker 1: or we're not alone enough, and this kid is just
Speaker 1: hitting it out of the park. This is another reason
Speaker 1: not to have kids. Did not send him to college,
Speaker 1: send him to the streets. Okay, we need no more
Speaker 1: geniuses making a I okay, we need gangsters. There's been
Speaker 1: another do new discovery Jupiter. The planet has two moons,
Speaker 1: twelve of which they had missed prior, and they just
Speaker 1: found twelve more moons surrounding Jupiter. This is a very
Speaker 1: confusing time for me because if you know me, well,
Speaker 1: you know that I'm very confused about the galaxy. I
Speaker 1: just wish like we would all get to a point
Speaker 1: with scientists would just be like, hey, y'all, we don't
Speaker 1: know ship and just stop there. Yeah, it's just all
Speaker 1: it's like, y'all don't know. I don't like finding out
Speaker 1: about planets or that aliens are coming. I know that
Speaker 1: there are aliens out there, but I don't want to
Speaker 1: commingle with them, you know what I mean. I'm not
Speaker 1: looking to meet them, and I don't want to find
Speaker 1: out any more surprising things about the galaxy. It just
Speaker 1: all kind of annoys me. It's just like NASA is
Speaker 1: like a really expensive program to look at rocks. I agree.
Speaker 1: I agree. Why are we sending all this money to
Speaker 1: Japlina or whatever and we can't get there. We can't
Speaker 1: get the pis smell out of the subway pities people.
Speaker 1: I know, they're they're like, look at all this water
Speaker 1: that's on this mood off Jupiter. I'm like, doesn't Flint
Speaker 1: need better water? Like? What are we doing? Thank you?
Speaker 1: Because when we come back to the Little Last Graham
Speaker 1: will be joining us on the show. Welcome back to
Speaker 1: the Dairy Show. My guest tonight is a supermodel and
Speaker 1: designer who has become a fixture on every major magazine
Speaker 1: cover and fashion runway. Please welcome my friend Ashley Graham.
Speaker 1: I loved this audience so Niceaid Lively. I know, isn't
Speaker 1: it a wonderful, beautiful audience? Lord, audience? Now am I'm
Speaker 1: just sitting really tall and you're sitting short, um because
Speaker 1: I feel like, yeah, you feel like you're a little
Speaker 1: taller than me. Yeah, that's okay. Are you? Are you?
Speaker 1: You want to go down now? It's okay. It's fine.
Speaker 1: You want to go downtown? You know, it's like whatever,
Speaker 1: it's fine, it doesn't matter. I don't mind that you're
Speaker 1: overpowering me. Sometimes sometimes I need to be cut down
Speaker 1: to size. Actually right, yeah, I do. Thank you for
Speaker 1: being here today. I'm so excited to talk to you.
Speaker 1: Because I always love talking to you because you're real
Speaker 1: and you're not full of ship like all these other models.
Speaker 1: Well thank you. Um, I don't like to keep it honest,
Speaker 1: keep it real. I don't know what the other models
Speaker 1: are lying about, but I do know what I'm telling
Speaker 1: the truth about, and it's me. So I mean, I
Speaker 1: think that everybody needs to just have a little honest,
Speaker 1: honest truth on Instagram and social media. Yeah, And I
Speaker 1: feel absolutely I feel the same way because I find
Speaker 1: it very frustrating, especially when we think about young girls
Speaker 1: coming up and growing up and watching everybody on social media.
Speaker 1: Now that everybody's dirty laundry is there to see. It's
Speaker 1: it's such a crappy example to like let them believe
Speaker 1: that everybody looks perfect all the time, where people are
Speaker 1: walking around in those tortilla chip pikini's, you know, without
Speaker 1: getting some major things done to their bodies to afford
Speaker 1: that to happen, you know what I mean. And you're
Speaker 1: all about body positivity, yeah, I mean, I like um
Speaker 1: to represent myself as someone who's just happy with who
Speaker 1: I am. And I've had a journey, like it is
Speaker 1: a journey body confidence, being okay with who you are,
Speaker 1: is a journey, and um, there's been waves of it
Speaker 1: that I've had, you know, mental issues with my body
Speaker 1: or just physical issues with my body, and um, but
Speaker 1: you go through it, and I think that that's the
Speaker 1: whole thing is like talk about it and I don't
Speaker 1: ever want to lie because I think about myself. Right,
Speaker 1: I think we think about when we were younger, what
Speaker 1: were the celebrities and influencers and those people that we
Speaker 1: were looking up to, And there wasn't enough being talked
Speaker 1: about then. But now we have the platform and we
Speaker 1: have the we have the space to be able to
Speaker 1: talk about it, so we don't have to deal with it.
Speaker 1: But it just is such a problem. Well, there was
Speaker 1: no phrase. First of all, there weren't influencers when we
Speaker 1: were growing up. Nobody was in that. Yeah, and that
Speaker 1: was a more pleasant time, I would argue, but love it.
Speaker 1: But I I know before it's also medium was easier,
Speaker 1: wasn't it. It was a lot easier. But I mean
Speaker 1: there's a term and and the and the term body
Speaker 1: positivity wasn't even around when we were growing up. So
Speaker 1: now there's body positivity, which means you know, you're very
Speaker 1: happy or you embrace all of your your your short
Speaker 1: I feel positive about where I am in life and
Speaker 1: it has gone up and down. Then there's body neutrality,
Speaker 1: which is what their body neutrality is, Like I'm just
Speaker 1: happy to be in my body like period, like I
Speaker 1: wake up. On my podcast, pretty pretty big deal, I
Speaker 1: interviewed Demilovado and she said, I can't lie to myself,
Speaker 1: like I just want to wake up and know that
Speaker 1: my body is surviving and working. I'm not gonna lie
Speaker 1: and say like thick thighs, I love you and that
Speaker 1: all so is very honest, and I think that that's
Speaker 1: the most important thing, is that you're being honest yourself.
Speaker 1: You're being honest to the people that you're speaking to.
Speaker 1: So you're not giving this idea of perfection, um, because
Speaker 1: I mean the whole Like altering your body through just
Speaker 1: one click or one pinch, that's a lie. That's a
Speaker 1: lie to everybody that's following you. It's not nice. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it's not. It's not nice. But body neutrality, I don't
Speaker 1: think I'm even there yet. Like I don't wake up
Speaker 1: and go, oh my god, my body's a vessel, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like there are layers to it,
Speaker 1: even for a grown woman like myself. I mean, I
Speaker 1: can't believe I just referred myself as a grown woman,
Speaker 1: but I guess I'll what I am. That's how we say.
Speaker 1: We always we just always go in for the tennis.
Speaker 1: Back we were just like, ah, well, we're both well
Speaker 1: known for our boots for separate reasons. You're feeding your
Speaker 1: family and I'm just entertaining people, and we aren't still
Speaker 1: here for aren't comfy. So's it's more you have you
Speaker 1: have a set of twins and you have another son,
Speaker 1: so you have three children. And that happened quick and
Speaker 1: that was a little bit like a blitz creeg for me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was overnight. My whole life changed. And yes, it
Speaker 1: felt like I was just like feeding a nation, but
Speaker 1: um on Instagram because she's very you know, you're normalizing
Speaker 1: breastfeeding for a lot of people that are not comfortable
Speaker 1: with it. You have your boobs out, you're constantly pumping
Speaker 1: feeding these kids, are not pumping feeding them. You know,
Speaker 1: it's all of the above. There's not one thing that
Speaker 1: I wanted to kind of be left in the dark,
Speaker 1: especially with like how your body is changing when you're
Speaker 1: pregnant and stretch marks and then snaggy skin and um
Speaker 1: formula breastfeeding because there's also this whole thing with people
Speaker 1: telling you how to feed your child. So it's my
Speaker 1: first kid, I was like, I could only breastfeed. This
Speaker 1: is the right way. And then I had the twins
Speaker 1: and I was like, I'm not doing this, this is
Speaker 1: this is not working here, like both of you want
Speaker 1: both of these like, um, there's a lot of work.
Speaker 1: So I saw breastfeeding when they were five months, and
Speaker 1: I gave them the best formula that I could find
Speaker 1: in America. Bobby, and these little guys are so strong
Speaker 1: and so happy. So I don't think we should be
Speaker 1: telling people how they should be feeding their kids. But
Speaker 1: my hair fell out, like it was this has been
Speaker 1: a journey. Like now I think I've got like little
Speaker 1: bangs that like they come like that. What is that?
Speaker 1: So your hair falls out when you have a baby, Yes,
Speaker 1: because you get all of these amazing It's like your
Speaker 1: body just fills up with nutrition and then the baby
Speaker 1: sucks it out of you, and then the baby comes
Speaker 1: out and then all of a sudden, you're just fully
Speaker 1: depleted of everything. So your hair falls out. Not everybody,
Speaker 1: I mean, this is just my experience, but I know
Speaker 1: a lot of mothers out there the same thing happened.
Speaker 1: You get acne. I mean, the weight doesn't come off.
Speaker 1: It's just like your boobs go down to here when
Speaker 1: you're done. I have two braws on currently. It's fine,
Speaker 1: and I go Fashion Week starts to week, which, so
Speaker 1: are you walking any shows? I'm gonna walk, I'm gonna sit,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna join the parties. I already did a few things.
Speaker 1: You love fashion week or you know, it's like a
Speaker 1: love hate right because fashion is so much fun, Like
Speaker 1: I'm wearing Balmon dress tonight right now, and it's like,
Speaker 1: thank you Olivier for making my size. And then you
Speaker 1: find a designer that you're obsessed with and they don't
Speaker 1: make your size, and you're like, what am I supposed
Speaker 1: to do? And that's just this performative act of putting
Speaker 1: one curve girl on the runway or one curve girl
Speaker 1: into a campaign, and then you can't find the clothes
Speaker 1: when you go to the store. So there still is
Speaker 1: this this long journey I think ahead of us with
Speaker 1: designers because um, for whatever reason, there's just like this
Speaker 1: cycle of issues when it comes to making sizes. UM
Speaker 1: that can fit the US majority, which is a size
Speaker 1: fourteen sixteen. That's the that's the majority of US women.
Speaker 1: That's the size we are. So why are you missing
Speaker 1: out on this like billion dollar business? Why don't you
Speaker 1: want to address us? I don't understand that. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: and I'm here to support, like I love fashion, but
Speaker 1: the biggest problem is is that there just isn't enough
Speaker 1: designers making close our size. Well, you've done amazing things
Speaker 1: for a lot of models, so um, I appreciate everything
Speaker 1: you're doing on behalf of all women. Yeah. Absolutely, actually
Speaker 1: down every day and we're going to take a quick
Speaker 1: bank and we'll be right back after this. Whatever I
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