Speaker 1: So Evan Felker has just noted the Beargreas Hall of
Speaker 1: Fame plaque here, and Evan, this is like holy ground
Speaker 1: right here.
Speaker 2: Those very serious.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: I got a little growl from Steve no I said,
Speaker 2: uh huh okay.
Speaker 1: So as you can see, we've got some American legends.
Speaker 1: Daniel Boone Warner Glenn Is the Arizona Cowboys, still live
Speaker 1: in his nineties. Now Roy Clark, it's not the singer
Speaker 1: Roy Clark. It's Roy Clark, the plot man in East Tennessee.
Speaker 3: Equally good, the greatest of all time.
Speaker 1: And I have to edit it slightly. Roy Clark one day,
Speaker 1: first time I met him and said, why I'd rather hunt.
Speaker 2: And fish his work.
Speaker 1: We got James Lawrence still alive. Dear friend from Arkansas,
Speaker 1: George mcjonkin found the Folsom site.
Speaker 2: Frederick Gershtaker was a.
Speaker 1: Guy that was involved in the Killed the Bear over
Speaker 1: here in the ozarks or Lee Provence Bluff. Hunter Holt
Speaker 1: Collier was an African American guy guided Teddy Roosevelt Takumsa,
Speaker 1: the Shawnee War leader rose the greatest army Native American
Speaker 1: army ever to stand against American forces. He had most
Speaker 1: of them Ava Barnes, Granny Henderson was a.
Speaker 2: Land martyr here.
Speaker 1: In Arkansas when the National Park Service took all the
Speaker 1: land to make the Buffalo National River. And then lastly
Speaker 1: is David Crockett. And then she is now on the
Speaker 1: bar Greas Hall.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: A little little tie into the song the bird Hunters
Speaker 3: is the chorus parts based on that you can go
Speaker 3: to you can go to Hell, and I'll go to Texas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. So this is a Monumentals render podcast.
Speaker 1: I'm surrounded by people that I of got Giannis Boutellus
Speaker 1: right here, got Brent Reeves, got Evan Felker of the
Speaker 1: Turnpike Trubadours, we got Randall, doctor Randall Williams, and Steve Ranella.
Speaker 2: It's this is this is.
Speaker 1: Incredible to have all you guys here in the office.
Speaker 1: But I'm not sure that any of you got the
Speaker 1: memo that you were supposed to listen to the last
Speaker 1: Bear Grease podcast.
Speaker 2: Now doing it was two hours.
Speaker 4: You didn't tell me that I listened to him. I
Speaker 4: don't listened to him as maybe as prompt.
Speaker 3: Well, what you didn't have to you just get out
Speaker 3: of the off of a two hour drive, had to
Speaker 3: text me on the way.
Speaker 1: I I thought maybe your wife was coming, you had
Speaker 1: your kids. I thought about it, but I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask Evan to do like one more thing. Well, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just briefly tell because on the on the
Speaker 1: Bear Grease Render typically we discussed the last Bear Grease episode.
Speaker 1: Now Evan is connected to this one in a in
Speaker 1: an indirect way, actually fairly directly. Two episodes ago we
Speaker 1: did a podcast called The Unusual Death of Melvin Bucky Garrison.
Speaker 1: And so I was with Evan and Okema, Oklahoma, and
Speaker 1: we were with Evan's friend, now, my friend, Andrew Stubbs.
Speaker 1: Andrew was eating some cottage cheese and peaches at the
Speaker 1: Shonees buffet and a very young man, a very young
Speaker 1: man who spends a lot of time at Shoney's, incredible
Speaker 1: horse trainer cattleman, like a real cowboy. And I was
Speaker 1: talking to him about some of the outlaw stuff on
Speaker 1: Bear Grease, and he was talking to me about some
Speaker 1: of the outlaw episodes and he goes he goes, hey,
Speaker 1: there was a game word and killed over here by
Speaker 1: an old outlaw. And I said really, and he said,
Speaker 1: oh yeah. He said everybody knows that. Everybody talks about it.
Speaker 1: In the nineteen seventies, Bucky Garrison got killed over around
Speaker 1: Tiger Mountain on Lakey Falla and I was like, for
Speaker 1: real and he said, yes, Well I immediately text Hank
Speaker 1: g so you know when I leave. Hank Jinks is
Speaker 1: a wildlife officer in Oklahoma. I say, does the name
Speaker 1: Bucky Garrison mean anything to you? And he was like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, he's like I was talking about Bucky Garrison today.
Speaker 1: And it turns into a really interesting episode where there's
Speaker 1: a mysterious drowning of a young, healthy game wardan in
Speaker 1: Oklahoma December twenty sixth, nineteen seventy one, and he drowns
Speaker 1: in two and a half to three feet of water
Speaker 1: and it is deemed a accidental drowning by the authorities.
Speaker 1: But everybody in that part of the world, if you
Speaker 1: just walk down the street and you said who killed
Speaker 1: what happened to Bucky Garrison, they would say this guy,
Speaker 1: you know, and I'm not going to say his name kill.
Speaker 4: This cause he's never been he's never been he's never
Speaker 4: been prosecuted.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 1: And the guy has since died. But we spent a
Speaker 1: whole episode talking about this.
Speaker 4: No, how come the why why is that not a
Speaker 4: why is that not a Blood Trails episode?
Speaker 2: Well, it just it just fell on my lap, and
Speaker 2: I sometimes you kind of helped team out, you know.
Speaker 1: Well, I actually didn't even think about it till someone
Speaker 1: said thatsh Well, some of us are over here scrapping
Speaker 1: for good stuff too.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, and that's what makes a team a real team.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Well, I had Jordan Sillers on last night.
Speaker 2: He was here. We talked about it. He's cool with it.
Speaker 1: I thought we might have some bad blood, but we didn't.
Speaker 2: He was cool with it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So while I'm interviewing Hank Jinks, Hank Jinks says, oh,
Speaker 1: you need to interview Jared Kramer, who was a modern
Speaker 1: Oklahoma game warden who had to use lethal force too
Speaker 1: to kill a guy that had And if you hadn't
Speaker 1: listened to the episode, I mean, there's really at a spoiler.
Speaker 2: Trying to drown him. Yeah, he's kind of guy.
Speaker 1: Basically for his fishing license, the guy has a felony warrant.
Speaker 1: And I thought it was ironic that the guy was
Speaker 1: from Arkansas and he was in Oklahoma. If this story
Speaker 1: had happened in Arkansas. It would have been a dude
Speaker 1: from Oklahoma in Arkansas. You know, the bad guy's always
Speaker 1: from somewhere else, and it's a tragic story.
Speaker 2: Jukes went, yeah, always from the next county.
Speaker 1: So Jared Kramer's tells the whole story, I mean, very sober,
Speaker 1: serious episode of the thought processes, second by second what
Speaker 1: happened and what he had to do. And then half
Speaker 1: of the episode is about afterwards because it was in
Speaker 1: twenty fifteen, right after the Ferguson riots, Like it was
Speaker 1: kind of the beginning of the police brutality, you know,
Speaker 1: kind of uprise in America. And here he has killed
Speaker 1: an unarmed man and he knows it. I mean he'd
Speaker 1: like he said immediately he was like, this guy.
Speaker 2: Is unarmed and yeah, but.
Speaker 1: He was justified in the court of law. And I
Speaker 1: mean it dis wrecked his life for a long time.
Speaker 1: But really interesting and I mean never done an episode
Speaker 1: like that, So it's interesting.
Speaker 2: Would you, Brentless, did he.
Speaker 5: Know going into it that the guy had the warrant?
Speaker 1: Well, he he came in as backup, so his buddy
Speaker 1: had actually just stopped to do a routine fishing license check.
Speaker 1: The guy gives him his license and runs the license
Speaker 1: and he's like felony warrant, and so Jared comes in
Speaker 1: as backup to help us buddy, but his buddy is
Speaker 1: arresting somebody else. All three of these people got arrested
Speaker 1: for warrants. But the most interesting part of it was
Speaker 1: is that there was one witness to the entire thing.
Speaker 1: So it's Jared and this dude fighting on the ground.
Speaker 6: Go into the water, but there's other wardens nearby, like
Speaker 6: a hundred like one hundred yards away immediately can't see.
Speaker 2: So Jared goes up to two men in.
Speaker 1: There's one witness to the shooting, like other than Jared,
Speaker 1: that's alive, and Jared is very concerned about what this
Speaker 1: witness is gonna say.
Speaker 2: He was associates with the shot man.
Speaker 1: Yes, together, Yeah, the friends, his friend, the guy that
Speaker 1: has deceased. His friend watched the whole thing, the only witness.
Speaker 1: But the whole twist of the story is that the
Speaker 1: year before Jared Kramers had arrested that guy witness.
Speaker 2: The witness had.
Speaker 1: Arrested him because he had a warrant out for his rest.
Speaker 1: While Jared has taken that guy to the police station,
Speaker 1: the guy says, it wasn't me that did it. I'm
Speaker 1: a victim of identity fraud. I don't have a worn
Speaker 1: out for my arrest. Someone stole my identity, committed a crime,
Speaker 1: got out on bail and left, and Jared was like, whatever, dude,
Speaker 1: everybody says that, and he said by the time they
Speaker 1: got to the police station, he actually believed the guy,
Speaker 1: and Jared put him in jail and said, I'm going
Speaker 1: to check on this for you. Sure enough, he goes
Speaker 1: and looks at the mugshot of the guy that was
Speaker 1: put in jail, and the dude was telling the truth.
Speaker 1: So Jared goes to the district attorney and says, this
Speaker 1: guy is innocent and was a victim of identity fraud.
Speaker 1: And so Jared gets this guy out of jail.
Speaker 2: This is a year before, so he earned him a good.
Speaker 1: So the whole like your blood pressure just goes down
Speaker 1: in the episode, and it's told spoiler if you haven't
Speaker 1: listened to it, but you need, you gotta hear Jared
Speaker 1: teld the story is Jared's He's killed this man. The
Speaker 1: next day he has to go in and tell his
Speaker 1: story to the authorities. I mean, like it's a major
Speaker 1: deal and he gives his account, and the prosecutor says,
Speaker 1: would you like to hear the account of the the
Speaker 1: man that witnessed this whole thing, or would you like
Speaker 1: to read it? And Jared was like he knew that
Speaker 1: that was either going to make or break him and
Speaker 1: the and the guy slides over the paper and he
Speaker 1: said it was seen for seen, like basically the exact
Speaker 1: same story. And the guy said, I told the truth
Speaker 1: because Jared is a good guy.
Speaker 2: So it's just wild story.
Speaker 1: But then the guy the people's family pressed charges on him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh he went.
Speaker 1: It went all around, but it set precedents, as I
Speaker 1: understand it, it set legal precedents in America for water
Speaker 1: as a means of murder because before you can use
Speaker 1: a lethal force, someone has to have a way, like
Speaker 1: if they had just been wrestling and just two guys
Speaker 1: duking it out, like you couldn't shoot the guy if
Speaker 1: you had a means and so it had never been
Speaker 1: done before.
Speaker 3: Like effectively a deadly weapon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so it's super interesting. I wish I could
Speaker 1: hurt it. Well, I will hear it, yes for sure,
Speaker 1: ask us to listen.
Speaker 2: Do it about midnight? Yeah, guys, it's okay, it's okay.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have to pivot. Yeah, we're gonna have to pivot. Evan,
Speaker 1: what are you doing here, buddy.
Speaker 3: I am going to do something tonight with you guys
Speaker 3: that is a little bit vague so far. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: play some songs, I know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: So we need to do a better job with our
Speaker 5: special guests, because I think he's the fourth guest in
Speaker 5: a row.
Speaker 2: It's been very puzzy.
Speaker 1: So we are on the live tour, the Meat Eater
Speaker 1: Live Tour, so you'd be listening to this a week later.
Speaker 1: But we're in the in the heart of the Meat
Speaker 1: Eater Live Tour, in the heart of America, in in
Speaker 1: the near the city of Fable, Arkansas, which I might
Speaker 1: add was the only city that completely sold out. All
Speaker 1: the shows are basically sold out. Fadable sold out in
Speaker 1: three days, and the people in Fable in America don't
Speaker 1: yet know that Evan Felker is going to be there tonight.
Speaker 2: Well you did.
Speaker 1: I've been telling everybody it's a massive secret.
Speaker 7: Hinted data.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but uh yeah, Evan's gonna play a little bit
Speaker 1: of music.
Speaker 2: Evan.
Speaker 1: I've been like living in your head brother. The last
Speaker 1: couple of nights, well, the last month. My wife is like,
Speaker 1: she's bird Hunters is like ringing in her ears.
Speaker 2: Cover you know, Clay covers your song.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how I saw that he did a really
Speaker 3: good job.
Speaker 2: You thought, so, I thought, so what about royalties? Who
Speaker 2: pays that play or.
Speaker 3: Clay pays them? Okay out of pocket?
Speaker 2: I think I thought, well, we uh we we I
Speaker 2: do have a meat eater car.
Speaker 7: Uh No.
Speaker 1: So we were on a sixth night tour we've been in.
Speaker 1: We started in Birmingham, went to Nashville, Memphis last night, Fayetteville, Dallas,
Speaker 1: and Austin and it's been a blast so far. Would
Speaker 1: you agree that it was the best person to have
Speaker 1: on tour? Maybe we should rank, maybe we should do
Speaker 1: like best and worst, the best person to be on
Speaker 1: a tour bus with other than Yannie, who's just delightful
Speaker 1: and just always But it's Randall.
Speaker 4: So you're saying he's the best person, Jannie, but you're
Speaker 4: skipping that he's just place.
Speaker 2: It's just kind of no.
Speaker 8: I think he's just saying, Yann, it's is solid. He's
Speaker 8: kind of right down the middle. Nothing bad is.
Speaker 1: Like the coon dog that's like trained in the best.
Speaker 2: But yours. Oh yeah, he's been added so long. He's
Speaker 2: so good. You're kind of working on your second.
Speaker 4: You don't understand he's been added a long time. But
Speaker 4: it's like a golden alt scene.
Speaker 1: It's doctor Randall Williams. I wake up in the morning
Speaker 1: on the bus, crawl out of my little little hole
Speaker 1: sleep in, and I just kind of like starry eyed,
Speaker 1: walk over and just sit in front of Randall and
Speaker 1: just go, okay, talk to me.
Speaker 2: And he just starts telling.
Speaker 1: Story after story, hair sticking straight up, and it never stops.
Speaker 4: And Randall's stories, I get nervous that he's not going
Speaker 4: to land because you always land him. But I find
Speaker 4: myself always a while into it, I started get nervous.
Speaker 4: I remember, like Doug uh Doug Dring, he always said
Speaker 4: when when President Biden was giving a speech, he said
Speaker 4: it always felt to him like he was watching his
Speaker 4: child at the school play, just hoping they don't mess up,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: And when Randall tells the.
Speaker 4: Story, I always feel like I don't think he's gonna
Speaker 4: build land that story, Like I don't know if he knows.
Speaker 8: I feel like I know it ends I feel like
Speaker 8: I know every time, every time he like.
Speaker 4: Every time, he eventually lands the story, and I'm like,
Speaker 4: I don't know why I ever doubted him.
Speaker 2: He's like the Chuck Yeger of stories. He recovers at
Speaker 2: the end no matter what you're like, he's never gonna
Speaker 2: land this one up.
Speaker 8: And know when you're when you're describing that, I can
Speaker 8: picture what it looks like on your face when I'm
Speaker 8: halfway through a story and I'm like, man, he just
Speaker 8: you just start tightening up. You're looking for something else
Speaker 8: to pay attend.
Speaker 2: What am I gonna do? Am I gonna fake?
Speaker 7: Laugh?
Speaker 2: Like? How what am I? How am I gonna deal
Speaker 2: with it? You know?
Speaker 4: And then he lands it and I really laugh, and
Speaker 4: I just such a sense of relief.
Speaker 5: I can't believe you haven't told us a Christmas sweater
Speaker 5: story that your sister knit you.
Speaker 7: Misty was going on and my sister.
Speaker 8: In law and knits everybody sweaters for Christmas, and they
Speaker 8: all have elaborate designs.
Speaker 2: So I have one that's a big ram.
Speaker 8: The one she's thinking of, I believe, is like a
Speaker 8: white cardigan with two buttons and a little leather patch,
Speaker 8: and it's a moose standing in a pond on the
Speaker 8: back and on the front there's something else. But it's
Speaker 8: like a sweater she found in like a nineteen thirties
Speaker 8: you know, like I don't know what you call a
Speaker 8: knitting guide, you know, knitting patterns, and so she spends
Speaker 8: all year knitting everybody sweaters.
Speaker 2: It was the it was the sleeves and how elbow patches.
Speaker 2: But then they were also like, oh that's right. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they were like show, yeah, she doesn't measure us.
Speaker 7: She doesn't measure us.
Speaker 8: There's always like, you know, some minor, you know, mismatches,
Speaker 8: but between you're it's either the torso, you know, the
Speaker 8: shoulders or the arms. But they're incredible. Her dad is
Speaker 8: actually her dad has one that is like the the
Speaker 8: view of the mountains from their house in Idaho, and
Speaker 8: it's like, well, at.
Speaker 1: The Mediator Christmas party, Misty tells this story whenever your
Speaker 1: name comes up at the mediaor Christmas party.
Speaker 2: Last year, we were trying to leave, like it was like.
Speaker 1: All right, everybody, we'll see you later, and we just
Speaker 1: kind of ran into y'all yeah just for a second,
Speaker 1: and Misty goes, oh, Randall, that's a really cute sweater
Speaker 1: and you, and she does it so well. She imitates you.
Speaker 1: You had a drink in your hand and you turned
Speaker 1: to Sydney and you went hold this, and then you
Speaker 1: you started on this like like it was a stand
Speaker 1: up comedy skit.
Speaker 2: It was hilarious.
Speaker 1: We stayed for twenty extra minutes just to listen to
Speaker 1: and I was riveted about this sweater.
Speaker 8: Well, that was the first thing she mentioned to me
Speaker 8: when I walked in the doors. Yeah, I can't believe
Speaker 8: you're not wearing your sweater.
Speaker 2: I can't believe either that.
Speaker 8: That conversation didn't stand out in my memory nearly as clearly.
Speaker 2: As it did in yours. It was good. It was
Speaker 2: a great story. I've just had everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so Evan, on this tour, we we don't tell anybody,
Speaker 1: but we kind of do the same thing for six
Speaker 1: nights in a row, like you're the only thing that's
Speaker 1: different tonight.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's a.
Speaker 3: Lot of I can I can relate with that.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean, do you know.
Speaker 1: Necessarily want to pull back to Curtin. Well, so we
Speaker 1: all every night get to hear each other's story, and
Speaker 1: every night we give each other feedback because you know,
Speaker 1: they heard my first version, my second version, they've now
Speaker 1: heard my third version of the same story. And every
Speaker 1: night there'd be one of us that kind of gets targeted.
Speaker 1: Like last night Steve was like, brand you really screwed
Speaker 1: your story up.
Speaker 2: I don't remember him saying it quite liked it.
Speaker 7: No, he definitely didn't.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, that one of the best parts.
Speaker 4: And tonight I have new stuff from Craigslist sporting goods,
Speaker 4: and I have a video of your junk pile Oh wow,
Speaker 4: which I'm going to tie into that. I've been having
Speaker 4: a hard time finding the Arkansas that fits my impression
Speaker 4: of the state.
Speaker 2: But then when I assume that I arrived.
Speaker 4: In your yard, I was like, oh, there it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: All days I drove around being like, this is the
Speaker 4: nicest place in the world. This is the first place
Speaker 4: we've parked that tour bus. Every time we parked that
Speaker 4: tour bus and you step out of it in the morning,
Speaker 4: it gets light out, you step out of the tour
Speaker 4: bus and you step into garbage. Everywhere we go today
Speaker 4: I step out, it's polished.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there wasn't a crack in that pavement.
Speaker 1: All the grass is cut. Everything's super nice. Steve is
Speaker 1: like telling me He was like, you're such a fraud.
Speaker 1: He's like, you act like.
Speaker 2: Where are these Hillbillies?
Speaker 1: Well, but it's but it's been really, it's it's actually
Speaker 1: you start to see how stand up comedians really get
Speaker 1: their their their their their stories super dial because you know,
Speaker 1: we're giving each other feedback and then you get to
Speaker 1: try the same thing over and over. And I've got
Speaker 1: a great joke, a great joke that just hadn't hit yet,
Speaker 1: and it strike three was last night, and.
Speaker 2: Al those jokes so good that they don't hit that
Speaker 2: nobody laughs. It's one of them jokes. Yeah, how many
Speaker 2: times do you tell a joke and nobody laughs?
Speaker 9: And that you describe it, you should describe it as
Speaker 9: maybe a statement.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean I feel like I just feel like
Speaker 1: my people tonight are gonna get it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they gotta.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's yeah, yeah, try it out.
Speaker 2: You may try it out.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, Evan, let's just just pretend like joke, just
Speaker 1: just pretend pretend like.
Speaker 7: We need his reaction.
Speaker 2: Well, just just pretend.
Speaker 1: Like you're just wanting to have a good time with
Speaker 1: your family right here. Yeah, okay, and I go. I
Speaker 1: want to tell you a story, Evan about my family.
Speaker 4: He's already smiling. So you got you gotta get in character. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you need you don't know what he's telling you.
Speaker 2: You need to be.
Speaker 8: Sitting in a dark auditorium, Uh, skeptical of what you've previously.
Speaker 8: You know, like you don't you You look like.
Speaker 4: You went to see Chappelle and he steps out because
Speaker 4: you're like, why no, I'm gonna laugh.
Speaker 2: I'm as well starting now. But that's not what's going on. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: So hey.
Speaker 1: I always want to tell everybody a little story, kind
Speaker 1: of want to give you a little peek into the
Speaker 1: Nukem world. And you know, it's Christmas time and and uh,
Speaker 1: you know, me and Santa Claus really have a lot
Speaker 1: in common. We're both big into the to the captive
Speaker 1: servid industry.
Speaker 2: You know, he's still waiting for.
Speaker 1: The joke because you know, we're deer deer farmers and
Speaker 1: in my family we raised quite a few deer, and
Speaker 1: so did Santa Claus. He was America's first captive servid operator.
Speaker 2: Wise, he did a joke to do it again.
Speaker 8: When you hit the punchline. I saw him nod as
Speaker 8: if he's like, okay, I get the set up.
Speaker 4: The part about his response is you had him laughing,
Speaker 4: like just the whole setup, knowing he was going to
Speaker 4: get a joke, put him in a good smiley.
Speaker 2: Mood, and well, he's just gonna have it laughed. It's
Speaker 2: not real.
Speaker 4: Your joke took away his joy from the more.
Speaker 2: You wind up less smile.
Speaker 1: It was less funny than just normal.
Speaker 2: Laughter.
Speaker 4: Yours diminished it had you just decided to stay silent,
Speaker 4: but he would have still had more smile on his face.
Speaker 1: But at the end of that period established something Santa
Speaker 1: Clausby in America's Original Captive servid Operator is funny. Would
Speaker 1: you agree?
Speaker 8: Maybe that's that's in Nashville.
Speaker 7: He's first.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 7: He's a European.
Speaker 2: I'm work shopping it. I'm work shopping it. I got
Speaker 2: the seed. I'm in a similar situation.
Speaker 4: I have the seed of a joke, not for the
Speaker 4: live shows, but the seed of a joke which is
Speaker 4: going to be about if I was going to give
Speaker 4: date It's not funny, but I'm trying to make funny.
Speaker 4: If I was going to give dating advice to people,
Speaker 4: I would uh like if.
Speaker 2: I could picture if I was gonna.
Speaker 4: Get married, again, I would want to marry a notary
Speaker 4: public I heard about I heard about this because like
Speaker 4: when you need to get something notarized, it's always a pain.
Speaker 4: And then the other thing is they've been vetted like
Speaker 4: by the like character, right, they're like honest, they'd ever
Speaker 4: commit any crimes they got strong. So if I was single,
Speaker 4: I would just be going to like notary And every
Speaker 4: time I've ever gotten something notarized, it has always been
Speaker 4: a woman. It's not funny. Yeah, that's the only problem.
Speaker 2: With the joy. Well, yeah, you just need to set
Speaker 2: up the way to make joke funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I understand that's where you're at. Well, already heard a joke,
Speaker 2: but there's no funny part.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got the.
Speaker 2: First part of the joke, and it's the part that's
Speaker 2: not funny. I mean suggestions.
Speaker 3: Sometimes the explanation is the punchline, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Ok, the best jokes the next one you see
Speaker 1: it in night because I'm not giving up what kill, Yeah.
Speaker 2: What chill last night? Kill?
Speaker 8: Last night was when we explained that he'd done this
Speaker 8: three times now and no one had laughed.
Speaker 2: That's the best part.
Speaker 1: Well, and the hardest part is it's the opening scene
Speaker 1: of my skit.
Speaker 8: That's what I think it is. That's what people don't know.
Speaker 8: They're supposed to laugh yet is.
Speaker 7: There any way to get something in ahead of it?
Speaker 1: I mean, I just feel like if I took the
Speaker 1: joke out, the whole thing is flat.
Speaker 4: Oh you mean like he'd have a joke that worked
Speaker 4: and then try one that didn't work instead of start
Speaker 4: out work.
Speaker 2: That's half a glass alcohol.
Speaker 7: I know you have lots of stories.
Speaker 2: I do. I do, there's a lot of stories. There's
Speaker 2: a lot of stories, but the rest of the act
Speaker 2: is great. I think tonight what I might do is
Speaker 2: I might hear.
Speaker 5: Just an idea, because we know you have a lot
Speaker 5: of captive servant stories, right, you're really only telling one
Speaker 5: of them. I think you could take a snippet of
Speaker 5: one and could just be, like, you know, some of
Speaker 5: these podcasts sometimes you get like this little thirty seconds
Speaker 5: in the beginning and it just kind of grabs you.
Speaker 7: You could tell that.
Speaker 5: Part of where you're like in a cage or you're
Speaker 5: outside of the cage, and in it there is a
Speaker 5: pet deer getting.
Speaker 7: Chased by a dog.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and you have a mad neighbor and you open
Speaker 5: the door and deer runs out and you get a ticket.
Speaker 5: You could like do that in thirty seconds and people
Speaker 5: be like what, and then you'd be like, yeah, man,
Speaker 5: I was a captive servid guy.
Speaker 7: You know who else was?
Speaker 2: Santa Claus? Yeah, I think that.
Speaker 3: I think that the context was probably the only reason
Speaker 3: that I was a little bit of you're struggling.
Speaker 2: The reason he got sad, I.
Speaker 3: Didn't know that you had ever done anything with like
Speaker 3: captive deer.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's.
Speaker 3: That's a good point. So I didn't have the backstory there,
Speaker 3: and that's why make me say.
Speaker 1: I think we're on to I think I need to
Speaker 1: give more, Like you understand that I have deer and
Speaker 1: that I could. And we talked about how captive servid
Speaker 1: is a big word that maybe people wouldn't understand, but
Speaker 1: that's why it's funny, because it's like a technical term
Speaker 1: for raising deer.
Speaker 4: That's why maybe that's why it's not funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well yeah, yeah either way, I mean, like we're
Speaker 1: gonna work on it.
Speaker 2: Well, you get three people are gonna know what you're.
Speaker 3: Talking about, six people that don't, oh or more three
Speaker 3: more change?
Speaker 4: Maybe you should Maybe it'd be interesting to ask Evan,
Speaker 4: can you picture any scenario in life as a musician
Speaker 4: when you would ever have the words captive servid in
Speaker 4: a song?
Speaker 2: How many have you written?
Speaker 3: How many songs have I written? I don't know, sixty seventy?
Speaker 2: Maybe have how many you have captive served in it?
Speaker 7: Zero?
Speaker 2: Cord?
Speaker 3: I might put something like that in there.
Speaker 2: There's some correlation.
Speaker 7: Evan.
Speaker 2: Are you writing music right now? Yes? Now.
Speaker 1: You you put out something on your Instagram the other
Speaker 1: day that you said, should we release.
Speaker 2: An album in twenty six?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: We we were in uh, California. We've been kind of
Speaker 3: started on a record. We were gonna put together. We
Speaker 3: had some songs sort of put together and we're gonna
Speaker 3: kind of add them onto the last record. And then
Speaker 3: we got the like of them, and so we sort
Speaker 3: of pivoted to, well, let's make another record instead of.
Speaker 2: Like, do you have any songs?
Speaker 7: Well, we haven't.
Speaker 3: We haven't finished it yet, but we will.
Speaker 1: Can you tell a song like uh on the Red
Speaker 1: River and some of these that are are newer when
Speaker 1: you wrote those, did you think this is gonna really
Speaker 1: be good?
Speaker 2: I knew that it was gonna be sad. That's a
Speaker 2: good one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, But and interesting, you know, it's kind of interesting.
Speaker 3: But yeah, the ones that you I was thinking about
Speaker 3: this on the way here, like the ones that you
Speaker 3: know that are finished, that you you know, have that
Speaker 3: story to them that's somewhat original though usually you can
Speaker 3: trust it, you know.
Speaker 2: Just if it's got a story.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that got like an arc, Like it's not just yeah, if.
Speaker 3: You're not just throwing a bunch of sort of making
Speaker 3: the listener connect too many dots, or or maybe you
Speaker 3: just kind of have a rough idea throwing Maybe what's
Speaker 3: wrong with my joke?
Speaker 8: Have you ever had a song that listened the exactly
Speaker 8: opposite reaction from the listeners that you're hoping and you
Speaker 8: did it three times and then you try it before.
Speaker 3: Hey, I'm trying to you that I've never told a
Speaker 3: story or a joke that's gotten to laugh on a
Speaker 3: microphone and my tenure of being on stage, So don't.
Speaker 2: You're just out on the poetry is written in songs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Hey, I've got a really I've got a really
Speaker 1: good I've got a really good story.
Speaker 2: An album question, Okay, have more album questions. Is it.
Speaker 4: A couple of buddies that there musicians were saying that
Speaker 4: now because people consume music so differently that you think
Speaker 4: of if you go back to the to the album era,
Speaker 4: where people were primarily consuming music on terrestrial radio or
Speaker 4: buying a CD, buying a cassette tape, that albums were
Speaker 4: eight songs, ten songs, right, because the whole point was
Speaker 4: that they could sell the album. But in the streaming economy,
Speaker 4: that number keeps just climbing and climb and climb. We're
Speaker 4: now in albums like twenty songs, twenty four songs, becouse
Speaker 4: you get more streams.
Speaker 3: The reason albums were that short initially is because a
Speaker 3: vinyl record would only hold that many.
Speaker 4: Oh oh, I got you, and then it was like
Speaker 4: a functional limitation.
Speaker 3: Then CDs would only hold whatever eighty minutes or whatever
Speaker 3: it is, seventy minut so it became a thirteen song
Speaker 3: thing and now it's unlimited, but it was all limitation
Speaker 3: of the media.
Speaker 2: But do people want more?
Speaker 4: Are you feeling like the pull to big long albums now?
Speaker 9: Like?
Speaker 2: Are you?
Speaker 4: Because your albums are still about like kind of in
Speaker 4: that same old style length.
Speaker 3: I think we'll probably just make more concise, you know,
Speaker 3: concise like twelve thirteen song records. But yeah, it is
Speaker 3: more competitive to be more prolific, which is good. I mean,
Speaker 3: I think that's great. But yeah, it's a it's definitely
Speaker 3: I don't see the point of putting twenty songs on
Speaker 3: a record for me because I think it'll detract from
Speaker 3: some of the other ones. When you have this set,
Speaker 3: you can say, hey, look at these ten songs, give
Speaker 3: them all your full attention, and the next one, you know,
Speaker 3: you can do the same with.
Speaker 2: But mm hmm.
Speaker 3: That's my two cents.
Speaker 1: So this is a personal application of one of your songs,
Speaker 1: your your handiwork. I won't go into the details because
Speaker 1: it was it is. It's a friend of ours had
Speaker 1: a fire house fire. It's true, very true story. In
Speaker 1: the last month.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 1: It was pretty it's pretty traumatic for him. Everybody was, Okay,
Speaker 1: is this a joker. No, this is dead serious, it's not.
Speaker 2: Shifting that it's very true threw me off.
Speaker 1: Well, it's not a joke. Dear friend of ours had
Speaker 1: a fire in their house. And the very night that
Speaker 1: the fire that it happened early in the morning that
Speaker 1: night they came to our house. Misty wanted to cook
Speaker 1: them dinner and just kind of like post fire, yes,
Speaker 1: and just like, Hey, come to our house. We're going
Speaker 1: to take care of you and patch you on the
Speaker 1: back and hug you and all this. And they get there,
Speaker 1: and they're there, and we've fed them and we've given
Speaker 1: them cookies, and and I go, I've got a song
Speaker 1: for you guys. And I turn on you know, Apple,
Speaker 1: Amazon Prime or something on on the TV. I turn
Speaker 1: on house Fire by the Turnpike Troubadours, and we listened
Speaker 1: to the entire house Fire song and we kind of laughed.
Speaker 1: It was actually kind of therapeutic. I've been told a
Speaker 1: misty at the moment was like horrified. Yeah, she was
Speaker 1: like this is wrong move play or she thought a
Speaker 1: little soon, a little soon. But I feel like I
Speaker 1: knew this person well enough that they would It kind
Speaker 1: of lightened the mood. And then in and you know,
Speaker 1: barefoot and just remember smelling smoke.
Speaker 2: December. Yeah you remember Evan and uh.
Speaker 1: Anyway, the person I think I really liked it.
Speaker 2: There was a gamble on your part.
Speaker 1: But it was it was one of the gambles that, like,
Speaker 1: you know, someone in your life would do that, just like, hey,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be okay song.
Speaker 9: They didn't buy it and purchased it because the computer
Speaker 9: burn m hm.
Speaker 1: Well, but Misty was quick to point out that the
Speaker 1: song was really quite redemptive, understand very redemptive, and we
Speaker 1: were like, hey, it's gonna be okay. So that's just
Speaker 1: one way that you can help your friends. So I
Speaker 1: wanted some lighter news on light, no more house fires. Evan,
Speaker 1: you've been you worked cattle just a few days ago.
Speaker 1: What did y'all do?
Speaker 3: We had some calves to work, some fall cavers and
Speaker 3: drunk some calves and moved some stuff around.
Speaker 2: Yeah, are you good? Are you on the are you.
Speaker 4: I keep getting different answers from different producers with beef
Speaker 4: prices so high?
Speaker 2: Is that or is that not trickling to you?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 3: I don't know. Part of the reason beef prices are
Speaker 3: high is because live cattle are high part of the reason.
Speaker 3: And then there's all kinds of politics and other things
Speaker 3: that involved. But but yes, we're having record. Like as
Speaker 3: far as telling urelines, we do good now.
Speaker 4: Had a guy last night telling me it's I don't
Speaker 4: get it, telling me that's not that way.
Speaker 2: Well, I've had a number of guys telling me, you know,
Speaker 2: it is that way. I had an interesting perspective.
Speaker 4: From a from a Nebraska cattle producer, and I said, man,
Speaker 4: when do you think about all these high beef prices.
Speaker 4: He had an interesting thing he said. He goes, it
Speaker 4: has to come down. It has to come down, because
Speaker 4: he said, I think we're going to see a fundamental
Speaker 4: shift in consumption habits. And he goes, I don't want
Speaker 4: beef going the way of caviar, is it. Yeah, he said,
Speaker 4: I want to go on the way a caviar and
Speaker 4: becoming like a rare luxury item. So I think that
Speaker 4: for the long term benefit of the livestock industry, beef
Speaker 4: prices need to come down or else we're going to
Speaker 4: price our customers out there. And then he goes, this
Speaker 4: chicken things is going to keep taking off. Everybody wanting
Speaker 4: all chicken sandwiches all damn time.
Speaker 3: Steaks, kind of like whiskey and or beer or something.
Speaker 3: To me, like people seem to always want it, no
Speaker 3: matter how much.
Speaker 2: You drinking beer, because the prices with it.
Speaker 4: For me, Now, what do you feel about I asked
Speaker 4: this other guy this this question too, and he so
Speaker 4: when he announced bringing in trying to ease restrictions to
Speaker 4: bring in beef from Mexico to bring in beef from
Speaker 4: Argentina in order to drive down beef prices. This guy
Speaker 4: was telling me, he goes, he said, all that's easier
Speaker 4: said than done. He goes, That's that's a hard thing
Speaker 4: to accomplish.
Speaker 3: Thank for it to really hit the supply chaint, especially
Speaker 3: from the South America stuff, it's tricky. It takes a
Speaker 3: long time before it actually gets here and becomes like
Speaker 3: the available product. And then secondly, I'm talking like I
Speaker 3: know something. Don't take it with a grain of salt.
Speaker 3: But secondly, like I don't know how even without the
Speaker 3: tear gariffs, I don't know how competitive it is once
Speaker 3: it it's butchered there and gets here. You know what
Speaker 3: I mean?
Speaker 2: Because I don't know that for sure. You know, yeah,
Speaker 2: Because you just mean all the ad on.
Speaker 3: The problem with the Mexico stuff that we were getting
Speaker 3: beef across the border, and they could cut cut the
Speaker 3: the duty charges on that anytime and it would change
Speaker 3: it somewhat. But the screwworm deal is going on down there,
Speaker 3: so they keep shutting.
Speaker 2: The border down. We got a guy coming on the
Speaker 2: podcast about screwworms.
Speaker 3: But here's the thing. I can't buy year lands from
Speaker 3: Mexico and make money on them, so like I don't know,
Speaker 3: you know, like I can't put them on feed and
Speaker 3: make money on them. So it's made to where our
Speaker 3: stuff's competitive. The reason that beef is high is because
Speaker 3: a few years ago we had a drought and everybody
Speaker 3: had to kill all their cows, and the cattle herd
Speaker 3: is down pretty low. But it was kind of like
Speaker 3: this in twenty fifteen to two, and it was very
Speaker 3: very low for a long time without you know what
Speaker 3: I mean, we were giving them away for a long
Speaker 3: time too, So let's see, and I think that was
Speaker 3: still high when we were giving them.
Speaker 2: Away, got it? Yeah, mm hmm. Tell me about your mule.
Speaker 3: I have a Molly mule. She's about a two year
Speaker 3: old mule that's kind of started at her from Willie.
Speaker 3: You met what you called a donkey, just a mess
Speaker 3: of him. I just it's just a funny thing to say.
Speaker 3: And yes, and it's not a it's funny. It's funny
Speaker 3: to some people.
Speaker 2: So that got more laughs than the service. I don't
Speaker 2: just come out and say that, but no, what are
Speaker 2: you gonna do with it?
Speaker 3: Break and ride and go to the mountains?
Speaker 7: Hang out?
Speaker 3: Yeah, get your tricks.
Speaker 2: I don't know are you are you set up? Where
Speaker 2: are you set up with your music and your ranch
Speaker 2: and all that? Where you can come out and you
Speaker 2: and me can go on a big horse ride to
Speaker 2: your area. I want to go horse riding, probably in Montana.
Speaker 2: Clay won't come.
Speaker 7: Why won't Clay come?
Speaker 4: It's like a dumb reasons, like he won't come because
Speaker 4: his bare bait pile and just dumb stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can get away.
Speaker 2: Probably how many good ones you got? You got a
Speaker 2: good one I could ride to just find a horse.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got a couple of them. We could probably
Speaker 3: find better trail animals out there.
Speaker 2: If having comes, I'll come.
Speaker 7: I had a mule.
Speaker 2: I had already inserted myself as the third wheel.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah, but my.
Speaker 3: Horses are kind of ranch horses. They're okay, they just
Speaker 3: don't travel as fast as those mules and stuff. And
Speaker 3: that's why I got a mule, because I've ridden my
Speaker 3: horses on some pretty somewhat hairy ground, you know, somewhat
Speaker 3: like rough country, and I must rather have been on
Speaker 3: a really broke mule.
Speaker 2: And I've never had one cattle on horseback. And these
Speaker 2: are not like long distance trail horses.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, not really. They'd be they'd be fine, but
Speaker 3: they're just gonna be a little slower and.
Speaker 1: They're just like the way I hear it described is
Speaker 1: in boy, I could make somebody mad. But like some
Speaker 1: of these like roping horses. Wow, this wouldn't make anybody mad.
Speaker 1: It's just true. Like these high dollar roping horses like that.
Speaker 1: Like we're at the NFR, these three four hundred thousand
Speaker 1: dollars horses. These guys are roping on. You probably couldn't
Speaker 1: take that horse like riding through my yard, I mean
Speaker 1: to go down the road. They're just built for the arena,
Speaker 1: Like that's just what they do.
Speaker 3: Would you agree with that? You probably wouldn't want It
Speaker 3: wouldn't be fun to ride. I mean you could take
Speaker 3: them wherever. Most of those quarter horses you could, especially
Speaker 3: stuff these days if it's bread good. But I mean,
Speaker 3: like the head horses are going to be pretty chargy,
Speaker 3: more like a racehorse. Yeah, just so they're gonna they're
Speaker 3: gonna be maybe a little.
Speaker 2: Just high strung.
Speaker 1: Yeah, people aren't aren't like trotting them down county roads
Speaker 1: and putting them around.
Speaker 3: You'd be surprised. Dogs and cars okay, okay, Yeah, I
Speaker 3: think that most of that stuff would handle it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well with all of those performance horses, people
Speaker 1: aren't like going and hunting the mountains. Yeah, but you
Speaker 1: couldn't take my mules that you can go hunt in
Speaker 1: the mountains and put them in even dream of doing
Speaker 1: what they do on their horses.
Speaker 3: One thing about it is when you take a horse
Speaker 3: to a new area, you're changing the altitude possibly and
Speaker 3: they may not be legged up for like, my stuff's
Speaker 3: not in shape for going up mountains. Yeah, so there's
Speaker 3: gonna be a lag there. Yeah, just like a person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got a big ol' mega rade.
Speaker 2: I need to do. Man, I see something to take me.
Speaker 1: At the right the right time I'm in Okay, but yea, honest,
Speaker 1: what's been your favorite part of the week so far? Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask you the same question, and you, Randall.
Speaker 5: Probably just get like the really heartwarming stories that we
Speaker 5: get from the v We do like a VIP thing
Speaker 5: for ninety minutes and is it seventy five people come
Speaker 5: through and uh chat with us, take some pictures, sign
Speaker 5: some autographs and uh like, Randall and I one night
Speaker 5: had I think three different people that basically told us
Speaker 5: that we helped them go through their cancer therapy.
Speaker 7: Mm hm, that's you know that hits home?
Speaker 8: H Yeah, And like just people telling stories about rough
Speaker 8: patches that've been through and how listening to podcasts, watching
Speaker 8: videos stuff like that gets them excited to get outside
Speaker 8: and it really it's meaningful.
Speaker 5: And how many times we've heard you know, we seem
Speaker 5: to attract like a like the adult onset hunter loves
Speaker 5: meat eater. How many times have you heard that this
Speaker 5: week already? We're like I started at sixty. Yeah, Like
Speaker 5: everything I know is because of you guys.
Speaker 1: You know, what about the what about the girl like
Speaker 1: the I don't know, she's probably in her twenties and
Speaker 1: her dad was probably in his sixties.
Speaker 2: Made Yeah was interesting.
Speaker 9: She was.
Speaker 1: She was a Division one basketball player, played for Boston
Speaker 1: College or something, and she like two years ago got
Speaker 1: her dad to start hunting with her with her and
Speaker 1: they're like all in Like he was just bubbling with
Speaker 1: stories of all we we went deer hunting, and we.
Speaker 8: Did this, and we did this, and she picked it
Speaker 8: up on her own because she was a dog trainer
Speaker 8: and then decided, oh, I want to figure out how
Speaker 8: people hunt with dogs.
Speaker 2: You know, and they made her dad start going with her.
Speaker 2: That was a cool story.
Speaker 1: They were super people. Yeah, Brent favorite thing I was
Speaker 1: gonna say. Brent and I had a completely different experience,
Speaker 1: Like two doors down from y'all.
Speaker 10: Our stories were way different. I'm sure glad y'all had that.
Speaker 10: I'm sure we all heard the same stories. But it's
Speaker 10: it makes me think how impactful of your words can be,
Speaker 10: and how serious a lot of folks take what you're saying,
Speaker 10: you know. And that's why I'm so careful, and not
Speaker 10: that I would have been reckless at any point about
Speaker 10: what I was saying, but I'm so mindful of what
Speaker 10: I say now about and I think about how it's
Speaker 10: going to hit people. I'm still saying what I want
Speaker 10: to say, but I want to say it in a
Speaker 10: way that people know that it's sincere and to hear it.
Speaker 10: You know, I don't get to talk to I don't
Speaker 10: get to interview people sell them on my format, so
Speaker 10: I'm just talking into a microphone, and a lot of
Speaker 10: it's memories and things that have happened from long ago
Speaker 10: or somebody else's memory. So but to hear get the
Speaker 10: feedback from people that are really man, I tell you
Speaker 10: that we all may say acren different, we may have
Speaker 10: all grown up in different parts of the country, but
Speaker 10: the commonality between people that grew up in rural Arkansas.
Speaker 9: And rural New York and urban New York are so similar.
Speaker 9: It is that has always been so amazing to me.
Speaker 9: And to get that feedback one on one from people,
Speaker 9: not in an email or a direct message, is really
Speaker 9: I'm fired up. I cannot wait. I can't wait to
Speaker 9: go to the next show, but I can't wait for
Speaker 9: this for me, for it to end so I can
Speaker 9: start writing and talking about it. It's been really good.
Speaker 5: Kind add one more favorite part. It's been singing Grandma
Speaker 5: got going by the reindeer at the end of the show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we gotta First, there's your setup.
Speaker 2: The captain joke. Nobody is very sick. She was a
Speaker 2: she was a victim of the captain.
Speaker 7: The first victim of.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, this joke is gonna get so complex.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna spend my whole ten minutes talking about this show.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 4: I got to interrupt because I just looked up to
Speaker 4: my left and I recognize tell the story. And I'm
Speaker 4: always looking for something that doesn't know it. Me and
Speaker 4: Clay are hunting and we see a double main beam bought.
Speaker 4: Clay then proceeds to shoot one of the beams off.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I turned it right back into a normal.
Speaker 4: Bucks regular and we looked all over and found it.
Speaker 2: Taste it. That's crazy, Clay, It's not a double.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had we had to shoot five. That's the
Speaker 2: best thing in the world.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was a little disappointed when I walked up good.
Speaker 7: I was like, I mean we named it the double
Speaker 7: when that was the first shot, I assume.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was bedded at like four hundred and six
Speaker 1: yards or something for twenty and uh.
Speaker 2: I was trying to get Steve to shoot it.
Speaker 1: But I did spot the deer, and so Steve was like,
Speaker 1: it's your shot.
Speaker 2: Were in Mexico, And.
Speaker 1: I mean my gun's not really that sided in for
Speaker 1: Mexico though, you know, So that was what I was
Speaker 1: gonna say, Yeah, a little man.
Speaker 2: On the metrics.
Speaker 1: No, And I shot, and the deer just like jumped up,
Speaker 1: you know, just like and uh and look startled. I
Speaker 1: hit him in the horn and then and then and
Speaker 1: then dropped him and he he rolls down the hill
Speaker 1: and just luckily we we found the horn.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it. That's a cool cupbug.
Speaker 5: It's interesting because if it was matching the normal side,
Speaker 5: you might not even shoot at him.
Speaker 2: Well, that's one way to look at it. You honest.
Speaker 7: Beam makes incredibly special.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, are kind of a small guy anyway, aren't they.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah they are. Yeah, he's right that like the
Speaker 1: left side wouldn't.
Speaker 2: Medium shooter. You take note of it and talk about it,
Speaker 2: but you wouldn't shoot it.
Speaker 8: I well, I was gonna say if you if you
Speaker 8: doubled that side, it would look exactly like the buck
Speaker 8: that I killed down there.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well I had I had thoughts of doing something more
Speaker 1: with the deer, like fixing the horn, but I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna leave the black tape on it.
Speaker 2: So there's a story there, everybody.
Speaker 1: This one, No, that's Steve. I'm trying to remove this one.
Speaker 1: This one doesn't deserve to be there. That's the deer
Speaker 1: I killed in Texas that you rattled up for me.
Speaker 2: Why can he be there? It's just a little scrawny
Speaker 2: white memory. Yeah, we're closing down here. Derailed Randall.
Speaker 8: Best part of the week, Best part of the week, oh,
Speaker 8: I don't want to repeat Janie's comments because that's for me.
Speaker 8: I think the coolest part. I'm just just connecting with people.
Speaker 8: But I just enjoy life on the road. I enjoy
Speaker 8: being around I enjoyed being around people that are just
Speaker 8: joking all the time. And you wake up and you
Speaker 8: do the same thing every day, and and uh, I
Speaker 8: spent a lot of years like either working from home
Speaker 8: or or you know, just kind of staring into a monitor,
Speaker 8: and it's just would have necessarily predicted what was going
Speaker 8: to go on in your life. No, And I feel
Speaker 8: like I've said this a couple of times. I feel
Speaker 8: like I'm back on the on the school bus playing
Speaker 8: high school football, where we just you know, go around
Speaker 8: every day and we we you know, talk about and
Speaker 8: I also think like we're taking the performance aspect very seriously,
Speaker 8: like we're we're talking about what went well, what what
Speaker 8: didn't go well, what you can prove.
Speaker 2: So it's kind of fun to just have a whole
Speaker 2: crew and there's like a real camaraderie to the whole thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah for sure. Sure. Well, thank you guys all for
Speaker 2: being here. Evan, thanks for being here.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, thank you.
Speaker 2: That's awesome.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm sweating tonight is I want to
Speaker 4: figure out how I can sneak out.
Speaker 2: And go have a seat to sit in to watch
Speaker 2: him play. Yeah, so I don't want to look at
Speaker 2: the side of his head. Yeah, you're definitely side stage.
Speaker 2: I want to be able to go out. Yeah, well you.
Speaker 8: Could put on the Santa Claus beard and do it incogniti.
Speaker 2: I don't mean that. It just means I got to
Speaker 2: figure out how you go, like get down there from
Speaker 2: where we go to to where people go. We'll work
Speaker 2: it out. We'll work it out.
Speaker 7: Yeah, just put on the Santa Claus outfit.
Speaker 2: That'll That's kind of the opposite away I want to.
Speaker 1: I want to just remind, uh, Steve, you have one
Speaker 1: thing tonight. Juju Newcomb is going to be in the audience.
Speaker 2: Don't say those swear words. Just just bring you take
Speaker 2: a joke, just bring it down or not. No, okay, no,
Speaker 2: she can't take.
Speaker 4: If I make a joke about how that kid's my favorite,
Speaker 4: one of my three, that's because I'm her favorite.
Speaker 2: So it's like, no, but don't no swear words.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I had that's the only man I had
Speaker 1: to define for Steve. What swear words were today moment.
Speaker 1: Is it just is it just there's there's no like,
Speaker 1: there's no like adult content. It's just no swear words.
Speaker 1: I mean, and it's your show, I.
Speaker 4: Know, but I'm just wanting, like, I don't want to
Speaker 4: like what would be an example if you remove swear words,
Speaker 4: there's no thing that's left.
Speaker 2: To worry about.
Speaker 7: Is there Is there anything?
Speaker 1: He said so far, you've done watched the great Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's not been anything that that put up the Nukem
Speaker 1: red Flag.
Speaker 8: I had some new material prepared for tonight, but I'm
Speaker 8: gonna cut it out.
Speaker 1: Look at yeah yeah, no, so Joannest talked about having
Speaker 1: the crowd dude the Michigan Hello and Brent and.
Speaker 2: I were like, no, oh well I made yeah, okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: don't do that in the South. Joannis was honking at
Speaker 2: people today in Fable.
Speaker 4: I know that was some of the weirdest driveway parking
Speaker 4: lot etiquette maneuvering I've seen.
Speaker 2: I was humiliated.
Speaker 4: That was the weirdest thing come in Hot Punk that
Speaker 4: Lady Boxer in kind of creeper out.
Speaker 5: This is coming from the only guy that had literally
Speaker 5: a moratorium on being able to drive rental vehicles when
Speaker 5: we both.
Speaker 7: Worked for zero point zero.
Speaker 2: They wouldn't let him no.
Speaker 7: Because every time he did, there'd be a smashed back window.
Speaker 2: Back into a palm tree. One time broke the window.
Speaker 7: Why are you guys letting Steve's ride?
Speaker 2: Well, it's gonna be a lot of fun tonight.
Speaker 1: Yes, thank all, you guys really appreciate it. Keep the
Speaker 1: wild places wild. Excess for the barsl