Speaker 1: Dreams are the you know, the goulash. Dreams are just
Speaker 1: like the chili that you make with your leftover thoughts
Speaker 1: of the day. It's a little bit of I went
Speaker 1: to grocery store. It's a little bit I talked to
Speaker 1: my mom and and then it just goes into the
Speaker 1: pot and that's the stew of in your subconscious I
Speaker 1: always would get scared when I had like regular dreams.
Speaker 1: I got a dream that I just brushed my teeth
Speaker 1: and I woke up and I'm like, oh, welcome to
Speaker 1: cash in the Creepies. Today we have Kyle Canine. Thank
Speaker 1: you for coming on cash and the creepies. You bet
Speaker 1: cash that thanks for having me about them creepies. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love Creepy Ship. And through the grape vine, I've
Speaker 1: heard you also love Creepy Ship. I'm a big fan.
Speaker 1: Got a big old poster of Bigfoot movie in the
Speaker 1: background here and some other weird oddities. Bigfoot's one I
Speaker 1: never have like fully gotten into is that are you
Speaker 1: a believer in Bigfoot? Well? I think all my all
Speaker 1: my beliefs stem from like a real why not, why
Speaker 1: not let the world be a little bit more interesting
Speaker 1: with oddities? Like maybe I don't know. The woods they're
Speaker 1: pretty big. It's true. I mean, I want to believe
Speaker 1: in a Bigfoot. I just have never seen super compelling.
Speaker 1: Every time I see something, it's like so bad that
Speaker 1: I just need one thing that's like, this is pretty compelling.
Speaker 1: Here's a weird like I believe in the Luckness Monster,
Speaker 1: but like Bigfoot, I don't know. I just haven't seen.
Speaker 1: If you know of a documentary or a picture, send
Speaker 1: it to me, because I want to believe in Bigfoot,
Speaker 1: yet I don't know what it is like. The Bigfoot
Speaker 1: hunters can always like get somebody with a helicopter and
Speaker 1: an infrared camera, but then anytime they do see them,
Speaker 1: they're like a flip on from two thousand one. That's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I've never seen a good picture of Bigfoot.
Speaker 1: Here's I'll throw this one at you. Bigfoot is a
Speaker 1: time traveler. He's got portals in the woods. Nobody can
Speaker 1: catch him because he just travels to another dimension. That's
Speaker 1: when I've heard. I love that. See I can totally
Speaker 1: get behind that big Foot. What a Bigfoot's from the
Speaker 1: future already, and he's not an ape, he's a he's
Speaker 1: an advanced human being. Who doesn't even need clothes or
Speaker 1: anything anymore. Like all he's all bio mechanical inside, he's
Speaker 1: got all all his uh, he's got psychic abilities. You
Speaker 1: can throw anything you want a bigfoot. I love this
Speaker 1: because that's how I feel about aliens. So I can
Speaker 1: just transfer it over to a hairy man in the woods,
Speaker 1: which is also one of my favorite things, are harryman
Speaker 1: that are in the woods. So I'm like, I can
Speaker 1: get on board now, thank you for that. I do
Speaker 1: live in Oregon. I'm just letting you know. I'm just
Speaker 1: telling you that now. So I was just in Seattle.
Speaker 1: It's just in Seattle at this like San Juan Island.
Speaker 1: Have you been there. I haven't been to the San
Speaker 1: Juan Islands, but I know of them. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I was just like kayaking with orcas and frolicking with
Speaker 1: baby foxes. It's so magical up there right now. Any
Speaker 1: any weird vibes out there? There were weird vibes in that, Like,
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, I get a little bit of a
Speaker 1: weird vibe, but I kind of chased the weird vibe,
Speaker 1: like I love a weird vibe. Anything that gives me
Speaker 1: like a normal vibe I find to be really boring.
Speaker 1: So me and my best friend were just like, we
Speaker 1: got this thing called a coot scoot. We were cute
Speaker 1: scooting around and getting naked and like jumping in the ocean,
Speaker 1: and then we found this like hobbit house. I was.
Speaker 1: I was out in the desert a few weeks ago,
Speaker 1: letting a letting the stars make up new constellations for themselves.
Speaker 1: Uh so I get it. I'm not gonna I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna poopoo. I would like a clarification of what a
Speaker 1: coot scoot is. Okay, So coot scoot is a two
Speaker 1: person scooter. Because I didn't want to go on a
Speaker 1: one person scooter because I'm codependent. So I made us
Speaker 1: get a two person scooter. And it's really not very cool.
Speaker 1: There's a flag on the back. It's bright red. It's
Speaker 1: like screams like we are tourists, we are losers. But
Speaker 1: it was so fun. Yeah, I a two person scooter.
Speaker 1: You know, by the end of this, of all of
Speaker 1: all the mystical things we're gonna talk about, I think
Speaker 1: I want to convince you to just get a scooter
Speaker 1: for yourself and enjoy the freedom that that allows. That's
Speaker 1: that's I think the goal here. Do you believe in
Speaker 1: the supernatural? I do. I struggle with the proof that's
Speaker 1: presented most of the time, much like you are with Bigfoot.
Speaker 1: I think that I hit. I kind of had to
Speaker 1: stop reading about it because I kept I was reading
Speaker 1: myself out of believing it. And it doesn't hurt and
Speaker 1: it's not hurting anybody if I want to just sit
Speaker 1: and I have my own theories about all of it,
Speaker 1: about aliens, I think, and it was supernatural. I think
Speaker 1: that you know, we consist of you know, electrical energy,
Speaker 1: and these so energy cannot be destroy Yeah, it's only transferred. Now.
Speaker 1: I know a lot of people say that that's the
Speaker 1: when when you decompose, it's the critters that eat you,
Speaker 1: and that where the energy goes. But what about like
Speaker 1: there's electrical synapses in your mind. And I feel like
Speaker 1: that maybe if if someone has taken in an abrupt manner,
Speaker 1: that that elect that electrical energy has to manifest itself somewhere,
Speaker 1: not as like you know, let's see a woman with
Speaker 1: a gown coming down the stairs, but just as you know,
Speaker 1: it's a little extra flash of the lights in your
Speaker 1: house or something like that that I think it does
Speaker 1: go somewhere in a scientific sense, you do. I've had
Speaker 1: all sorts of people on this podcast, but it's people
Speaker 1: that scene weird ship and then also people that can
Speaker 1: explain it in a way that I can't with science backing,
Speaker 1: because I always love hearing how certain things are possible
Speaker 1: backed by science. Big fan of science. Science. But so
Speaker 1: you believe in ghosts, Well, here's one of the things
Speaker 1: that I read that bummed me out is that a
Speaker 1: lot of times people seeing apparitions they've actually figured out,
Speaker 1: like when it's in larger buildings, hotels and such, that
Speaker 1: the air conditioning, large air conditioning units can create a
Speaker 1: frequency that actually will vibrate your eyes to a point
Speaker 1: where that's where you think you're seeing something. And I
Speaker 1: felt like people I see goes this like ghosts in
Speaker 1: these types of buildings, like, oh, it's because these these
Speaker 1: high volume air conditioners, well, like create a frequency that
Speaker 1: resonates with I'm like, well, that's even scarier knowing that
Speaker 1: my eyes can jiggle without me knowing it. Like that's
Speaker 1: terrifying in its own right for sure. And then just
Speaker 1: like see people that aren't there, that's the that's the thing,
Speaker 1: Like like I'm seeing a figure or anything. I Um,
Speaker 1: I have not sleep paralysis, And once I read about sleeper,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, that explains so many things that happens
Speaker 1: because sleep paralysis I don't know if you've ever explain
Speaker 1: Can you explain it? What it is exactly? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it sucks real bad. Quick. It's it's like it's the
Speaker 1: opposite of sleepwalking. Like sleepwalking, your mind's asleep, but your
Speaker 1: body is awake. Sleep paralysis is your bodies asleep, but
Speaker 1: your mind's in between dreaming and being conscious. So you
Speaker 1: can't if I'm falling asleep, well no, if I'm falling asleep,
Speaker 1: I know where I'm at. I'm in my bed, there's
Speaker 1: my glass of water, there's my clock, you know, my
Speaker 1: phone's plugged in a were there, and also there's a
Speaker 1: ten ft tall shadow person in the corner and it's
Speaker 1: just as real as all these other things, because I
Speaker 1: think I'm still awake, and then you're like, well, that's scary,
Speaker 1: maybe I should move and get out of here, and
Speaker 1: then you can't move your body, so that sucks real bad.
Speaker 1: And it's uh what I've heard of. Now that I
Speaker 1: know that it's happening, I kind of try to control,
Speaker 1: because if you can control that, that's where people get
Speaker 1: into lucid dreaming. And I've so I you've heard alucid
Speaker 1: dreaming right where you could basically control your dreams, and
Speaker 1: that's where the sleep paralysis is. Your kind of opening
Speaker 1: the door that possibility. But it's real hard to get
Speaker 1: through because once you realize, oh I'm dreaming, cool, I
Speaker 1: wake up because once I address the reality of it,
Speaker 1: I wake up, come out of it. What about the
Speaker 1: shadow person? Who's the person? Oh, it's it's the it's
Speaker 1: usually now that I know that it's happening, I get
Speaker 1: myself out of that situation because I like being I
Speaker 1: like being scared, like haunted houses everything, but that's too real,
Speaker 1: and then it wakes me up. I can't fall asleep afterwards.
Speaker 1: But it's like it's a lot of times you'll see
Speaker 1: in history, like old drawings of like a demon sitting
Speaker 1: on somebody's chest, or a demon sitting at the end
Speaker 1: of the bed, and it's always an ominous figure. I
Speaker 1: can't only make out features, but it's just as real
Speaker 1: as all the other elements in my room. That's what
Speaker 1: it's like when you're in a dream. Like, well, there's
Speaker 1: a demon, but also I'm flying on the back of
Speaker 1: a giant salmon and you know, like drink dream dream
Speaker 1: ships going on. But it was like, no, I just
Speaker 1: went to bed. I just got my bed ten minutes ago.
Speaker 1: I know where I am. Why is that in my room? Horrifying?
Speaker 1: It's something I can control it. So when I'm in
Speaker 1: a dream and it's scary, because I have a scary
Speaker 1: dreams a lot, but I'm usually like, I know it's
Speaker 1: a dream, I'll pinch myself in the dream and try
Speaker 1: to wake myself out a special only because one time
Speaker 1: I convinced myself this isn't the same as yours. Yours
Speaker 1: sounds really scary. But I convinced myself that I had
Speaker 1: walked over to the toilet and I could pee, and
Speaker 1: I was sleeping on my mom's couch and I just
Speaker 1: peeed all over her couch. And ever since then, I
Speaker 1: was like, I need to figure something out, so maybe
Speaker 1: try this. I pinched myself in my dreams to see
Speaker 1: if I'm really awake, and then if I'm not feeling
Speaker 1: the pinch, then like, don't pee, You're asleep. Your brain
Speaker 1: is tricking you. Don't well at least you've got that
Speaker 1: part under control. That's all I have under control in
Speaker 1: my life. I don't I don't pee in my dreams,
Speaker 1: So I got that going for me. Well, you know,
Speaker 1: there's the one that I think I learned it from
Speaker 1: watching that movie Waking Life. You ever see that? Oh
Speaker 1: my god? Yeah? In high school though, yeah, yeah, well
Speaker 1: also a long time. But the fact that, like, you
Speaker 1: can't read or turn lights on and off in a dream.
Speaker 1: And I just had to dream last night there was
Speaker 1: something where I was dealing with somebody, like they almost
Speaker 1: hit me with their car or something. So I was like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get this license plate. And I remember specifically
Speaker 1: going up to the license plate and realizing it wasn't
Speaker 1: a letter and that the letters were painted over, and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I'm in a dream. I can't
Speaker 1: read this license plate. I would feel so relieved. I
Speaker 1: always feel relieved when I know I'm asleep, because it's
Speaker 1: usually the dreams I remember usually really fucked up. I
Speaker 1: don't know if the same for you, Like you said
Speaker 1: you just got hit in the car or something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's my problem with like dreams are always fucked up,
Speaker 1: because that's what dreams. Dreams are the you know, the ghoulash.
Speaker 1: Dreams are just like the chili that you make with
Speaker 1: your leftover thoughts of the day. It's a little bit
Speaker 1: of I went to grocery store. It's a little bit
Speaker 1: I talked to my mom and so, and then it
Speaker 1: just goes into the pot and that's the stew of
Speaker 1: in your subconscious. I always would get scared when I
Speaker 1: had like regular dreams. I got a dream that I
Speaker 1: just brushed my teeth and I woke up, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh God, that scares me more, because either that means
Speaker 1: my subconscious is so filled with crazy, scary shit that
Speaker 1: even my my being is like, don't give him that.
Speaker 1: That's too much, that's he can't handle that. Or I'm
Speaker 1: just that boring of a person. And even when my
Speaker 1: brain can go wild, it's like I've given the toothbrush
Speaker 1: dream again. That scares me more. If I had a dream,
Speaker 1: I'd be more scared than I'm like, Oh no, am
Speaker 1: I just really boring? Yeah, I'm not creative. I'm an artist.
Speaker 1: Even my dreams are dumb drag No. I have like
Speaker 1: nightmares solidly, like every single night, so it's not fun
Speaker 1: to sleep paralysis. Thank god. I've never had like we
Speaker 1: were talking about, where you can't move. But I do
Speaker 1: scream in my sleep and throw punches when I'm sleeping.
Speaker 1: My buddy does that too, Like we'll fight in his sleep. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: have you hit anybody? Oh ah? And I like kick
Speaker 1: my feet. I'm just like ready to fight in my dreams.
Speaker 1: I'm just like you have. You had to explain it, yeah,
Speaker 1: next day like, oh no, no, I wasn't. I was sleeping. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're cool. I was just asleep, Especially when you're like dating,
Speaker 1: dating and throwing punches in your sleep. Not a cute combo,
Speaker 1: but I just like, like you said, it's kind of
Speaker 1: like a mishmash of everything that's going on in my brain,
Speaker 1: and I guess in my sleep, I just really want
Speaker 1: to punch somebody. So that's what's happening. If you get
Speaker 1: nightmares every night, i'd say, maybe like almost every night,
Speaker 1: do you just go to bed like all right, here
Speaker 1: we go? Yeah? Uh, like you accept it totally. I'll
Speaker 1: like meditate and be like, okay, kitties, we're gonna go
Speaker 1: to this scary place where your mom's gonna throw a punch.
Speaker 1: Just just watch out, like that's every night. It's kind
Speaker 1: of sucked up, like I really hate like I love sleeping,
Speaker 1: but I also hate the process of going to sleep
Speaker 1: because I know there's scary ship waiting for me on
Speaker 1: the other side. That's the I would get that with
Speaker 1: the sleep paralysis, because I'd lay there drifting off to
Speaker 1: sleep and then just oh cool, demons back. Know how
Speaker 1: often does this happen? We have to figure something out.
Speaker 1: This is not okay, not often anymore, because I know,
Speaker 1: like if I even get the sense of it, I
Speaker 1: know I need to move my body because that's the
Speaker 1: paralysis part. It's like all I need to do to
Speaker 1: get this demon to go away is move my body.
Speaker 1: And then you can't move. So I'm awake. I know
Speaker 1: I'm in my room, but I'm paralyzed and there's a
Speaker 1: thing over there. But if have you tried, have you
Speaker 1: messed around like with Valerian root or melotonin done all
Speaker 1: those kind of melotonin gives me worse dreams and Valirian
Speaker 1: I have tried that. I'm not sure if it does
Speaker 1: any thing. Do you think it helps? It calms me down,
Speaker 1: puts my dumb ideas to rest for them, Like I'm
Speaker 1: going to try it. This past year has been a
Speaker 1: little slower on the craziness a little. I liked. I
Speaker 1: liked it. I like just I feel bad that I've
Speaker 1: enjoyed quarantine. Um don't you usually tour? Yeah, that part
Speaker 1: I missed, but I was getting more. I I like.
Speaker 1: I appreciated the force, like slow down, appreciate the things
Speaker 1: in your life, appreciate the people in your life. I
Speaker 1: appreciated the time to appreciate all the things in my
Speaker 1: life that have kind of gone accidentally underappreciated, and like
Speaker 1: the flowers in my yard I noticed and talk to
Speaker 1: and things like that where I do actually get to
Speaker 1: slow down. So I appreciate that. But I also recognize
Speaker 1: it's been a hell of a year and almost a half.
Speaker 1: But there are parts that I think have been really
Speaker 1: helpful for me. Like it's been nice to be able
Speaker 1: to talk to people like you, just I could to
Speaker 1: sit down and have a conversation. Before this, I hadn't
Speaker 1: taken a shower or been able to take a piss
Speaker 1: without somebody being like, you have to be on a
Speaker 1: phone call, You're so busy, you gotta go on stage.
Speaker 1: So it's nice to like be a person I had
Speaker 1: like a joke with somebody. I had like three things
Speaker 1: to do in one day last week. I'm like, what
Speaker 1: am I a CEO? I don't know how to do this.
Speaker 1: I never want to work again. Yeah, I don't want
Speaker 1: to go back to all this stuff like this. I'm
Speaker 1: good with this. I take walks. I smile at dogs.
Speaker 1: I never look at the people. I always smile at
Speaker 1: the dogs. I look like an extra psycho, Like I
Speaker 1: forget that I look like how I look And I'm
Speaker 1: just walking around waving at animals and ships. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's fine. Now I'm in the now, I'm in the
Speaker 1: suburbs and people are like looking at me through their
Speaker 1: blinds and like, oh, I get it. Yeah I look
Speaker 1: Oh crawled out of the ground. Love that. I love
Speaker 1: your look. Just for the record, I have I love
Speaker 1: a beard, always have, always well one, Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1: Um so I think you look excellent. But side note,
Speaker 1: did you know that John Wayne Gacy committed his murders
Speaker 1: thirty minutes away from where you're from? Uh? Yeah, that
Speaker 1: was the big joke because he was also a contractor.
Speaker 1: So it's always like, oh, they're gonna come tear up
Speaker 1: your driveway looking for kids. Oh my god, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm laughing at it because that was the
Speaker 1: joke that I would always serve like barbecues and everything
Speaker 1: like my dad's and uncles would like make jokes about.
Speaker 1: So yeah, there was we had John Wayne Gacy. I mean, listen,
Speaker 1: we're no Wisconsin, alright. Wisconsin has just well it's got
Speaker 1: beer and the friendliest regular just beer drinking folks and
Speaker 1: then real real psychos, and I don't know what the
Speaker 1: split is. Like part of me, I was trying to
Speaker 1: make jokes about how if you live in a city,
Speaker 1: especially an apartment, like you're forced to know your neighbors.
Speaker 1: So there's assholes, but there's not as many psychos because
Speaker 1: like I got shared walls, like I know, if you're
Speaker 1: doing some nefarious stuff. Now I'm in the suburbs with
Speaker 1: distance between people, and there's way more weirdness happening in
Speaker 1: the suburbs than people realize. I used to deliver pizzas
Speaker 1: and you encounter way weirder characters in the suburbs. It's
Speaker 1: always like, well the guy had like nine people caged up,
Speaker 1: not an apartment in a basement in the suburbs, because
Speaker 1: you can have a basement in the suburbs. He had thirty,
Speaker 1: like thirty bodies or or eight of them are under
Speaker 1: the house, all the bodies. And I'm wondering, because you
Speaker 1: live in the suburbs, could you, like, couldn't you smell
Speaker 1: that from next door? I think enough for breeze And uh,
Speaker 1: doesn't anybody know this? Like why do you all straight
Speaker 1: men think for breeze does something good. All it does
Speaker 1: is smell like poop and fa breeze or like cat
Speaker 1: shit and fabreeze. It's so disgusting. Well, okay, so I
Speaker 1: was always a sucker for a little fa breeze and
Speaker 1: a little incense because I figured those two things against
Speaker 1: fixes stuff. It just makes it stayed our works. But
Speaker 1: a window, well all right, so for breeze doesn't work
Speaker 1: because you're trying to keep a bunch of bodies in
Speaker 1: the basement outside of the lime and whatever else they use.
Speaker 1: Don't use for a serial killers, listen to this, don't
Speaker 1: use fabreeze. It just thinks more bregnrant corpses. But I
Speaker 1: love That's why I love delivering pizzas because like any
Speaker 1: kind of weirdo just opened their door. I don't know
Speaker 1: why delivering pizza sounds like a scary job. Maybe I
Speaker 1: was watching movies or something. Tell me the weirdest ship
Speaker 1: you saw delivering pizzas. I want to know. It was
Speaker 1: usually like just getting invited in to do drugs with people.
Speaker 1: People love getting the pizza dude, like getting him a
Speaker 1: beer or getting them stoned because the pizza guy and people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was always appreciative of that kind of generosity. It
Speaker 1: was always weird when I was like with a family though,
Speaker 1: when like I remember I went to one house. We
Speaker 1: would go to this apartment complex and this is a
Speaker 1: bit grotesque. There was this was like it was a
Speaker 1: bad apartment complex. And I don't think like Dominoes or
Speaker 1: Pizza Hut would deliver there because of insurance reasons, because
Speaker 1: that's how bad it was. So I just worked for
Speaker 1: my friend. He's like, oh, cool man, we got add
Speaker 1: percent of the business over at this apartment. We'd go
Speaker 1: there and it was a place where you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I gotta put all my money in different pockets, so
Speaker 1: if I get robbed, I just go to one pocket
Speaker 1: and give him that money. You gotta split up your money.
Speaker 1: My buddy got robbed and they took the pizza I
Speaker 1: think he offered. He's he's like, you want the pizza too,
Speaker 1: and they're like, oh, okay, yeah, I'm sure. You know
Speaker 1: that gets your adrenaline going. You get hungry after a robbery.
Speaker 1: But I delivered to this family. It was like a
Speaker 1: mom and teenagers don't be like a little kid. And
Speaker 1: I get halfway down the staircase, I just hear, hey, pizza, man,
Speaker 1: you want to smoke some killer doge. And I was like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm sure, and I just he let me in and
Speaker 1: then he goes hold I gave me a bowl and
Speaker 1: he goes hold on, and the mom just took the
Speaker 1: Pizza's mom and little kids just eating the pizza in
Speaker 1: the dining room, like how's it going? Like, Hi, I'm
Speaker 1: starting to feel a little bad about this environment, mostly
Speaker 1: for the kid, like you should. And I just hear
Speaker 1: all his glass break in the back room where this
Speaker 1: kid had gone to his teenager. He just just hear fuck.
Speaker 1: He comes out. He's like, I like a five ft
Speaker 1: graphics I was gonna have you hit man. I just
Speaker 1: busted it. So I was the reason this guy hoocus
Speaker 1: five ft graphics ball. But then he's like, I'm real sorry,
Speaker 1: man and he just left me. I just sat on
Speaker 1: their couch smoking a bowl watching TV. They just eight
Speaker 1: pizza in the other room. Oh my god, let's get
Speaker 1: into aliens. I'm going, I can. I'm happy to go
Speaker 1: to but I want you to go first because I'm
Speaker 1: just curious. I know what I think? All right, Um,
Speaker 1: here's my thought on aliens. Uh. That one, It's that
Speaker 1: it's future humans coming back to see you know. Maybe
Speaker 1: it's like it's tourism, you know, it's time travel tourism. Possibly.
Speaker 1: Why do we constantly look at aliens to be of
Speaker 1: a Why do they all have to be like a
Speaker 1: human form or somewhat We're always expecting them to be like, oh,
Speaker 1: we's still got a head and eyes, wears like a
Speaker 1: shiny jacket or something like why why can't aliens be
Speaker 1: my grow organisms that are coming to Earth? They could be?
Speaker 1: I mean, Alice Cooper thinks that COVID is an alien
Speaker 1: kind of blew my mind. Did he just say that
Speaker 1: and just was like pieced out on yet or did
Speaker 1: he have like an explanation. He kind of explained a
Speaker 1: little bit, but he was just like, did you ever
Speaker 1: think that maybe COVID's an alien? And I was like, no,
Speaker 1: I I didn't. Should we call somebody. It's like, I
Speaker 1: don't know octopuses. Look at octopus? Oh my god. I
Speaker 1: love Okay, there genius, and we should not eat them.
Speaker 1: Personal stance. I also think it's weird and it's usually
Speaker 1: a pig butt hole, but I love and they're so
Speaker 1: smart and magical. I really don't think we should be
Speaker 1: eating them. There's like, yeah, I stopped because I found
Speaker 1: out they can like open jars from the inside and escape,
Speaker 1: and then like they're too smart. I already stopped eating
Speaker 1: all the land meat. A little taste gets in there
Speaker 1: maybe once or twice a year, but I stopped eating
Speaker 1: land meat, and I'm like, all right, what is fish?
Speaker 1: And I started learning about different seafood and I learned
Speaker 1: about I love kylamari, but then if it's a pig
Speaker 1: butt holes, I can't have that because well, what did
Speaker 1: they say they're about scallops that it's just like a
Speaker 1: manta ray that they put a cookie cutter. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's so depressing, really, but maybe the manta ray is
Speaker 1: that maybe they let it live and it's just more aerodynamically.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Well, I don't eat those either either
Speaker 1: of the above. So I'm good. But yeah, no, I
Speaker 1: don't think we should be eating things that look like
Speaker 1: the way those things look like. I won't eat an
Speaker 1: ugly creature like I would. Here's the thing. You won't
Speaker 1: eat ugly stuff. No, just cute stuff, what like baby
Speaker 1: horses and things that's only adorable, you know what. I
Speaker 1: went by like, I was like. I was like, if
Speaker 1: I can't kill the animal, yeah, like I went I
Speaker 1: went hunting to find out how like could I do?
Speaker 1: It's so interesting? And I say, I shot the birds
Speaker 1: the sky and then we ate the birds. But I
Speaker 1: had to sit. I was pulling the feathers out and everything,
Speaker 1: and I was like, well, I don't feel great about this.
Speaker 1: I'm going to eat it. But then I think about
Speaker 1: how nonchalantly I would eat other things chicken or beef
Speaker 1: or anything, how casually. I'm like, well, if I don't
Speaker 1: think I could kill it, then maybe I shouldn't eat
Speaker 1: my philosophy too. There is flounders. Everyone out there's listening,
Speaker 1: which we maybe have lost some people at this point.
Speaker 1: If you're listening, google what a flounder's face looks like
Speaker 1: and tell me if you want to eat that because
Speaker 1: I don't. It's better to eat the ugly things. You're
Speaker 1: putting them out of their misery. That's I'll eat. I
Speaker 1: eat what's the one that swims upstream? Salmon go upstream? Yeah,
Speaker 1: like that just sounds dumb to me, So I'll eat
Speaker 1: them because they seem dumb. They're cute. Well, like you still,
Speaker 1: you've got all these years of evolution and what it's
Speaker 1: done for all these other creatures you live. You can
Speaker 1: look at an octopus. You live in the same home
Speaker 1: as an octopus in the sea, and you could look
Speaker 1: at an octopus and go like, look, look what you're
Speaker 1: doing with this environment. Meanwhile, I gotta go back upstream
Speaker 1: to get laid. I gotta go against the force of
Speaker 1: a river so I can bone down in the place
Speaker 1: I was born and then die. I think that's that's
Speaker 1: a romantic I think we're writing a Pixar movie right now.
Speaker 1: I think that's what we're doing. Right There's like one
Speaker 1: fish that's like I got dreams, and the rest of
Speaker 1: them like, you can't. You got to go up the river.
Speaker 1: And I don't know if it's the male or the
Speaker 1: female go up the river. I also think that aliens
Speaker 1: could my mom thinks that they live in the ocean,
Speaker 1: but they're like they take their ships and they're kind
Speaker 1: of like humanoid creatures that live in the ocean. I
Speaker 1: personally think that when you said that earlier, I always
Speaker 1: have thought aliens are us in the future time travel.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's a different dimension, Like they're definitely us evolved
Speaker 1: um coming back. But then when you said that made
Speaker 1: me think, like, are we just like zoo creatures here,
Speaker 1: like and they're coming back? Yeah, the human zoo theory, Well,
Speaker 1: I just wouldn't like people when people say they see it, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: that the people are just coming by and going hoof,
Speaker 1: look at that. One think about how many different um
Speaker 1: universes and galaxies and exist, and how many possibilities for
Speaker 1: a planet similar to Earth to start up on a
Speaker 1: different timeline, to start millions of years ago but had
Speaker 1: had oxygen and water and all the components that could
Speaker 1: create a humanlike creature, and how many of like like
Speaker 1: been developed and then died off, Like we could be
Speaker 1: one of thousands of different Earth type planets millions and
Speaker 1: we don't know. Yeah, So that's the Fermi paradox, is
Speaker 1: the one of like, well, if there's intelligent life out there?
Speaker 1: Why haven't we been visited by it? Like the possibility
Speaker 1: seems obvious that something must have developed similar to ourselves
Speaker 1: or simple an intelligent quote unquote intelligent uh type of being.
Speaker 1: I have to put intelligence in quotes because I tripped
Speaker 1: and fell into the cat's litter box last night. Including
Speaker 1: I'm not including myself and the intelligent being thing here,
Speaker 1: but you know what I'm saying collectively? Were you sleep? Um?
Speaker 1: I was drunk, Kesha, So sam okaya your judgment. I
Speaker 1: thought we weren't judging. I just want the full story
Speaker 1: because I have four cats and one of my main
Speaker 1: quarantine activities has been cleaning litter boxes, so we could
Speaker 1: go to town on that topic. I am. The only
Speaker 1: good news out of this is that it's a stray
Speaker 1: cat that lives in the garage and does not use
Speaker 1: the litter box at all, So I fell into a
Speaker 1: clean one, a fresh litter box. Well did you have fun?
Speaker 1: Is the main question? I think I did, But I
Speaker 1: was more ashamed that I did that than normally. I
Speaker 1: could laugh that stuff off. Just give it like a week.
Speaker 1: I'm laughing about it because it's funny, Kesha. Can we
Speaker 1: leave me falling in a litter box. Out of this
Speaker 1: and get back to the front of paradox. Please we
Speaker 1: get back to the scientific. Sorry shamed, I'm a little embarrassed. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: go back. Ah it was I just had to sweep
Speaker 1: it up before this. Um are you? Are you? Okay?
Speaker 1: I'm very elastic with my drinking some coffee. I got
Speaker 1: a Topo Chico bubble water over here. Be fine. You're
Speaker 1: smashing that. You're smashing this conversation. This isn't my first
Speaker 1: rodeo rodeo, I mean falling into a cat box. Um.
Speaker 1: I think that there's a possibility that, yeah, we're visited
Speaker 1: as a point of reference for other cultures that have
Speaker 1: developed this ability to travel. I get upset when people
Speaker 1: are like, oh, there, I saw the spaceship and then
Speaker 1: I could see through the window there was creatures in it,
Speaker 1: Like why why do we still think spaceships need windows?
Speaker 1: Like oh, is the psychic being? But they still need
Speaker 1: a win no, so they could find out how to land?
Speaker 1: Like what what? I agree with you? There? Aliens could
Speaker 1: be a strange sort of consciousness that exists, or a
Speaker 1: microscopic element that travels and explores, you know, in a
Speaker 1: that that that's all around us right now, and then
Speaker 1: can all then travel as a a gas or a
Speaker 1: cloud or something away into where they're from. So it's beautiful. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the traditional definition of an alien I kind of get.
Speaker 1: That's why I think they're If they're real and people
Speaker 1: are seeing these figures that have two legs and two
Speaker 1: arms and hands, and their eyes are just bigger, and
Speaker 1: their brains inside their head are bigger, that's where I'm like, Oh,
Speaker 1: that's where I feel it's this future human civilization. I
Speaker 1: totally think so too. And when you said like they
Speaker 1: come back, that like, blew my mind. I've never heard
Speaker 1: the human zooth here is what you called it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that just that they would come back to either as
Speaker 1: a tourist, as like a I mean, imagine if you
Speaker 1: had the concept of time travel and you're or or
Speaker 1: dimensional travel. Maybe they're coming here to see mistakes that
Speaker 1: we're making. I was thinking that. I didn't want to
Speaker 1: say it, but I was gonna say, like, maybe they're
Speaker 1: coming back to be like WHOA, well that's sucked up.
Speaker 1: They will sucked up. Why people that's the mix of
Speaker 1: like why people think they see things around military basis.
Speaker 1: Now you can just accredit that to like the military
Speaker 1: working on some top secret stuff, or is it some
Speaker 1: sort of warning from beings or elsewhere, like, hey, we're
Speaker 1: not supposed to mess, you know, the back to the
Speaker 1: future type of thing. You can't really mess with a timeline. Interesting,
Speaker 1: but maybe they're like, hey, don't, maybe don't do that.
Speaker 1: Maybe don't don't come up your weapons. Yeah, no shit,
Speaker 1: I mean in my brain, no ship. But I did
Speaker 1: see some weird thing in the desert. Have you ever
Speaker 1: seen something that you thought was like alien or spaceship
Speaker 1: or UFO anything like that with your own eyeballs? No,
Speaker 1: And that's the one. I don't want to go looking
Speaker 1: for it too much because I feel like the human,
Speaker 1: the mind and the imagination can manifest things if you
Speaker 1: want it bad enough. So I try to go like
Speaker 1: I try to be like, all right, if you're out there,
Speaker 1: let me let me see it. But that's like, okay,
Speaker 1: that's how when I just was up near you in Seattle,
Speaker 1: that's how I have to be. With animals. I'm obsessed with,
Speaker 1: like critters. So there are these baby foxes and I
Speaker 1: was like, okay, don't be thirsty, just like sit here
Speaker 1: and like act like you don't care be cool, but
Speaker 1: like you want it, so I'm putting it. I'm like manifesting,
Speaker 1: like please come and like show yourself to me. But
Speaker 1: I'm not being a thirsty bitch, like on your own time,
Speaker 1: not being like good vibes, yeah, just really good vibes.
Speaker 1: And then the last day almost missed the flight. Five
Speaker 1: baby motherfucking boxes, scampering around, throwing a little dead bunny around,
Speaker 1: having so much fun with like it's tail was the
Speaker 1: cutest it I ever saw, so happy. So I do
Speaker 1: feel that there's an idea of like energy or good
Speaker 1: vibes that you could you could tell when you walk
Speaker 1: into a room where people have just finished arguing room
Speaker 1: that if people have just finished making out or something,
Speaker 1: even if they're even if their faces aren't at you,
Speaker 1: you can like, oh I can feel the energy in
Speaker 1: this room. Yeah, yeah, vibe. So I feel like maybe
Speaker 1: having the right vibe, not quite going into a psychic ability,
Speaker 1: but like people that experienced ghosts, they just have an
Speaker 1: openness and an ability like I don't. I don't necessarily
Speaker 1: believe most people they're like, oh I can see ghosts,
Speaker 1: and I talked to spirits, Like if you could really
Speaker 1: talk to spirits. Spirits could communicate with you, your life
Speaker 1: would be hell oh true. Imagine. I think there was
Speaker 1: like it was like a Matt Damon movie or something
Speaker 1: where he's like he was legit psyche and his because
Speaker 1: people were just hunting him down because they wanted to
Speaker 1: like give messages. Yeah, and so like, oh, you need
Speaker 1: to contact this person. People are like, you know, the
Speaker 1: death of a loved one is a devastating thing. Or
Speaker 1: you would be weaponized by the military if you like
Speaker 1: your psychic, the military is gonna kidnap you, just like
Speaker 1: anybody who was like a hacker or something like, oh
Speaker 1: you can hack into stuff, Well here's your options, prison
Speaker 1: or you work for us. You know, like think I'm
Speaker 1: psychic sometimes and then I'm usually just being paranoid or
Speaker 1: have anxiety. But then some times that anxiety and paranoia
Speaker 1: ends up being right. So then I'm like, is that
Speaker 1: psychic or am I just like a catastrophist that thinks
Speaker 1: of all the worst case scenarios you tell me, I
Speaker 1: like catastrophist as a word. I haven't heard that one before,
Speaker 1: and I dig that as a word. You can have it.
Speaker 1: It's like a special kind of artist, like I like that. Yes,
Speaker 1: I am a special kind of artist, like yeah, I
Speaker 1: think that's another reason why I was saying like I
Speaker 1: don't like to really I kind of like these are
Speaker 1: my opinions. But if somebody goes to a psychic, they're
Speaker 1: already they're already searching for something, so they're already putting
Speaker 1: themselves in a vulnerable place. Yeah, you know, it's when
Speaker 1: it's like I've gone to up haunted houses. I've gone
Speaker 1: to and seeing like one time I was in one
Speaker 1: place where like, oh, and this was the nursery that
Speaker 1: the kids used to be in and if you speak
Speaker 1: to the children, we put toys in here for them
Speaker 1: to play with. And I saw it was Bobby Mackie's
Speaker 1: music World. I don't know if you know about that place.
Speaker 1: It's one of the places that claims to be what
Speaker 1: is Where's that? It's on the border of Kentucky and
Speaker 1: Ohio or Kentucky and Indiana. I think it's right outside
Speaker 1: of Cincinnati, the one that's right on the river there.
Speaker 1: I'm from Tennessee, I should know this. And I used
Speaker 1: to go from Tennessee to Indiana all the time, which
Speaker 1: is like creepy little route. Yeah. Well, this This is
Speaker 1: like a like the river. It's like a it's like
Speaker 1: an old honky tonk bar on the river. But it
Speaker 1: used to be a brothel. It used to be this
Speaker 1: bootlegging stop because it was on the river. And they
Speaker 1: claim it's one of the most haunted places, and every
Speaker 1: place is the most haunted place. What's it called? What's
Speaker 1: it called? I want to go to this place? But
Speaker 1: Bobby's Music World, Music World, and yeah, I went with
Speaker 1: my sister. Yeah, we went to like we're like, all right,
Speaker 1: we're gonna go take this road trip when we go
Speaker 1: to haunted places, and so we went on the money.
Speaker 1: It's still open on the weekends. I don't know about now,
Speaker 1: but like it's a bar with live music and everything
Speaker 1: and just you know, like a bar in Kentucky with
Speaker 1: live music and open dance floor. Yeah, so I'm sure
Speaker 1: on the weekends it's a pretty fun spot. But we
Speaker 1: went on a Monday when this a woman would just
Speaker 1: give tours of the haunted stuff. And so right away
Speaker 1: we get there like, oh, we're doing a fun road trip.
Speaker 1: And the woman she's that answers the door, she's like,
Speaker 1: was there another couple there's supposed to be four people
Speaker 1: are like, oh no, it's just us. We don't know
Speaker 1: about the other couple, and we just so she goes,
Speaker 1: all right, I don't like doing this with less than
Speaker 1: five people. Like now I'm thinking she's trying to put
Speaker 1: it on right. She was just like, I don't like
Speaker 1: doing this without enough people because it's crazy, because because
Speaker 1: it's scary. We're the only people in there. And so
Speaker 1: she's getting this tour and this happened over there and
Speaker 1: a guy got shot there and they see a ghost
Speaker 1: over there and all stuff. But so it used to
Speaker 1: be a brothel and it had a nursery for the
Speaker 1: chill aldren of the working ladies to be looked after
Speaker 1: in this area. And she's like, and if you kick
Speaker 1: the ball, like like like a little toy balls and everything,
Speaker 1: it'll roll back here. This is where the drain is.
Speaker 1: That's the lowest point in the room. That's not like
Speaker 1: a ghost thing. And so I tapped one of these
Speaker 1: balls and it rolls around the floor and comes back
Speaker 1: to where the drain is. But then it goes. It
Speaker 1: wasn't going fast enough in my opinion, to be able
Speaker 1: to go back up the other side, but it came
Speaker 1: back up right two between my feet. That road past
Speaker 1: the low point of the floor and then went uphill
Speaker 1: back towards me. And then did it stop when it
Speaker 1: hit your feet? It stopped? Yeah, I just came there
Speaker 1: and stopped at my feet. And that was the one
Speaker 1: time where I was like, oh, this got me scared. Now.
Speaker 1: I wasn't in there, I didn't measure the floor. I
Speaker 1: wasn't down there doing a golfer stare trying to see
Speaker 1: what the angles were or anything. But me and my
Speaker 1: sister looked at each other like we came here for fun,
Speaker 1: and now we're actually scared. So we got our money's
Speaker 1: worth on that one. I think the most fun emotion
Speaker 1: is being scared. I don't know what that says about me,
Speaker 1: but like, I love scaring the ship out of myself.
Speaker 1: Like if I if that happened to me, I feel
Speaker 1: like I won the lottery. Where have you been, Like,
Speaker 1: what's the most scared you've gotten? Mm hmm okay, they're
Speaker 1: like where you're like, oh, this isn't really fun anymore.
Speaker 1: I feel like I may have tempted something, you know, Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: there's actually a brothel in Fort Worth that I stayed
Speaker 1: at with my band, and I had multiple people be like,
Speaker 1: fuck this ship, I'm going to sleep on the bus.
Speaker 1: There's no light or electric or air conditioning, but like,
Speaker 1: fuck this, I'm going to the bus because one door
Speaker 1: just kept opening and closing. It's the same place that
Speaker 1: I had previously had a weird experience at, like I
Speaker 1: thought I saw a woman at the end of the
Speaker 1: bed and she kind of touched my leg and I
Speaker 1: woke up and I wasn't scared, and I felt sad
Speaker 1: for her. So in my mind, I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I've seen an apparition of a person and I'm not scared,
Speaker 1: and like more channeling hurt. It was just like sad.
Speaker 1: I felt sad because she seemed like stuck, and so
Speaker 1: I just took my band back there and so that
Speaker 1: was scary. And then there's a place in Milwaukee. Have
Speaker 1: you ever been to The Rave? No, I haven't. I
Speaker 1: know of the Rave though, it's like where Jeffrey Dahmer
Speaker 1: across the street used to take people and chop him
Speaker 1: up have some snacks. They tore down everything he was
Speaker 1: a part of in Milwaukee around the building he lived
Speaker 1: in the candy company that the factory worked at. They
Speaker 1: moved over town. Yeah, they tried. They're just trying to erase.
Speaker 1: They don't want any of that kind of notoriety, no
Speaker 1: cannibal behavior. Would you taste of human flesh? Well, so
Speaker 1: I was thinking about this. My sister in law, so
Speaker 1: my brother and his wife had a baby and the
Speaker 1: placenta came out, and I'm the godmother, and so she
Speaker 1: proceeded to paint with the placenta. So she took it out,
Speaker 1: this ugly weird thing that you have kids. Have you
Speaker 1: seen a placenta? They're fucking weird. It's a sack that's
Speaker 1: made in a lady and it's beautiful and it is gorgeous,
Speaker 1: but it's very weird because we were painting with it.
Speaker 1: So we like flopped it on its like it's kind
Speaker 1: of like a jellyfish. I don't know, So we flopped
Speaker 1: it on the canvas. Then we like flopped it on
Speaker 1: another canvas. Everyone had their turn with the placenta to
Speaker 1: make like a it's like a handprint, but with the placenta. Right,
Speaker 1: So then she boils the placenta and was like who's
Speaker 1: going to eat it? And it was like this test
Speaker 1: of like who's who has the balls to eat this placenta,
Speaker 1: and I was like, fuck it, I do I will.
Speaker 1: I am the godparent and the Godfather give me the placenta,
Speaker 1: and I ate the placenta. And I was the only
Speaker 1: one that would do it. I was really proud. Well,
Speaker 1: there's that hangover coming up for me. That's that's something else.
Speaker 1: That's something else. I didn't think I was gonna get
Speaker 1: into here. So I think I ate a piece of
Speaker 1: a person. Did did you? Yeah? Did you get into
Speaker 1: this with Alice Cooper? It seems like he would like,
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, King of Shock Rock, cover this
Speaker 1: with Alice Cooper? All right, so gritty gritty tampon. I mean,
Speaker 1: I've like just eating burritos that I found on truck bumpers,
Speaker 1: but that's mostly more gross. That's mostly I don't like
Speaker 1: food waste than I drink and I get hungry. The
Speaker 1: combination of those beliefs kind of manifest itself, like anybody
Speaker 1: finishing this and I just go for it. I haven't
Speaker 1: found a placenta and any of those you don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know. You may have been eating a human
Speaker 1: remains burrito. You have a podcast, the Boogey Monster, that
Speaker 1: talks about weird ship and fried chicken. Uh well yeah,
Speaker 1: it really starts it about uh, trying to cover supernatural
Speaker 1: and unexplained phenomenon but somehow we always kind of wind
Speaker 1: up talking about food. Well, much like much like this,
Speaker 1: it all comes back to that common that shared experience
Speaker 1: of dining what you dine on. That's the interesting part. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we do the Boogie Monster every week. I'm I'm finally
Speaker 1: starting to tour again. Shamelessly promote yourself right now, tell
Speaker 1: everybody where to find you and what you're up to.
Speaker 1: You go, oh, okay, well my name is Kyle Knine
Speaker 1: and I'm on the internet is Kyle Knine. It's real simple,
Speaker 1: it's everything. It's just my name. Nothing fancy. You go
Speaker 1: to the website. There's gonna be dates up there. I'm
Speaker 1: just I'm excited to get to telling jokes and hopefully
Speaker 1: not being presented with body parts after shows. I don't want,
Speaker 1: I don't. Don't give me like an igglue cooler and
Speaker 1: be like, don't worry, just open it, open it when
Speaker 1: you get back to the hotel, like I'm not. I'm no,
Speaker 1: thank you for that, no thank you. But dot com
Speaker 1: Calcane dot com and the Boogey Monsters podcast and you're
Speaker 1: going on tour. Yeah, we're getting things are getting back
Speaker 1: to normal. Well after that conversation, I don't know if
Speaker 1: we can say that, Hey, you can just consider this
Speaker 1: like the finale of the weirdest fucking year and a
Speaker 1: half of our lifetime, and then it's just gonna get
Speaker 1: really normal, really easy, and really fun after this. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not gonna be like like worldwide spring break and
Speaker 1: people are just gonna go bonkers. Oh I have I
Speaker 1: have a feeling people are just going to go full
Speaker 1: naked orgy crazy. I have one quick question I need
Speaker 1: to ask you before I can let you go. Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: What is a secret conspiracy that you would like to
Speaker 1: start on my show? Well, then I can start, yeah,
Speaker 1: like keeping free Reign. Well, because I had one proven
Speaker 1: Oh we'll go. There was that Trader Joe's parking lots
Speaker 1: are made too small on purpose to make them seem
Speaker 1: more popular. Oh really, And then that got then a
Speaker 1: friend of mine, whoa, what are you doing? Everybody loves
Speaker 1: you Trader Joe's. Don't be shady, but do you love it?
Speaker 1: Because does everybody love it? Or is that parking lot
Speaker 1: just full? Up all the time. There's only five spots. No,
Speaker 1: I love it because they have gummies that are in
Speaker 1: this shape of sea creatures. Well, now we're going back
Speaker 1: to the figure. Now we're looping right back around. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: Okay for joining me today, Kyle name on cashing the creepies.
Speaker 1: So appreciate anybody who's stuck with us through this journey.
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening, thank you for being here. Keep
Speaker 1: on creeping on, keep it creepy, and I'm gonna send
Speaker 1: you some pictures of weird fish. Well, thanks for having
Speaker 1: my cash. I appreciate