WEBVTT - Swimming Upstream with Kyle Kinane 0:00:00.360 --> 0:00:04.160 Dreams are the you know, the goulash. Dreams are just 0:00:04.200 --> 0:00:06.360 like the chili that you make with your leftover thoughts 0:00:06.360 --> 0:00:08.520 of the day. It's a little bit of I went 0:00:08.560 --> 0:00:10.400 to grocery store. It's a little bit I talked to 0:00:10.440 --> 0:00:12.079 my mom and and then it just goes into the 0:00:12.119 --> 0:00:15.640 pot and that's the stew of in your subconscious I 0:00:15.680 --> 0:00:19.200 always would get scared when I had like regular dreams. 0:00:19.560 --> 0:00:21.520 I got a dream that I just brushed my teeth 0:00:21.560 --> 0:00:39.239 and I woke up and I'm like, oh, welcome to 0:00:39.320 --> 0:00:43.040 cash in the Creepies. Today we have Kyle Canine. Thank 0:00:43.080 --> 0:00:46.800 you for coming on cash and the creepies. You bet 0:00:47.120 --> 0:00:50.600 cash that thanks for having me about them creepies. Yeah, 0:00:50.600 --> 0:00:54.080 I love Creepy Ship. And through the grape vine, I've 0:00:54.080 --> 0:00:57.000 heard you also love Creepy Ship. I'm a big fan. 0:00:57.120 --> 0:00:59.280 Got a big old poster of Bigfoot movie in the 0:00:59.320 --> 0:01:03.680 background here and some other weird oddities. Bigfoot's one I 0:01:03.760 --> 0:01:08.600 never have like fully gotten into is that are you 0:01:08.600 --> 0:01:12.959 a believer in Bigfoot? Well? I think all my all 0:01:13.000 --> 0:01:16.679 my beliefs stem from like a real why not, why 0:01:16.680 --> 0:01:19.440 not let the world be a little bit more interesting 0:01:20.080 --> 0:01:23.360 with oddities? Like maybe I don't know. The woods they're 0:01:23.400 --> 0:01:26.920 pretty big. It's true. I mean, I want to believe 0:01:27.360 --> 0:01:30.480 in a Bigfoot. I just have never seen super compelling. 0:01:30.920 --> 0:01:34.040 Every time I see something, it's like so bad that 0:01:35.160 --> 0:01:38.600 I just need one thing that's like, this is pretty compelling. 0:01:38.680 --> 0:01:41.479 Here's a weird like I believe in the Luckness Monster, 0:01:42.760 --> 0:01:45.920 but like Bigfoot, I don't know. I just haven't seen. 0:01:46.040 --> 0:01:48.720 If you know of a documentary or a picture, send 0:01:48.720 --> 0:01:50.560 it to me, because I want to believe in Bigfoot, 0:01:51.600 --> 0:01:53.640 yet I don't know what it is like. The Bigfoot 0:01:53.680 --> 0:01:56.240 hunters can always like get somebody with a helicopter and 0:01:56.280 --> 0:01:59.040 an infrared camera, but then anytime they do see them, 0:01:59.040 --> 0:02:01.480 they're like a flip on from two thousand one. That's 0:02:01.480 --> 0:02:03.720 what I'm saying. I've never seen a good picture of Bigfoot. 0:02:03.920 --> 0:02:06.960 Here's I'll throw this one at you. Bigfoot is a 0:02:07.960 --> 0:02:11.640 time traveler. He's got portals in the woods. Nobody can 0:02:11.639 --> 0:02:13.840 catch him because he just travels to another dimension. That's 0:02:13.840 --> 0:02:16.440 when I've heard. I love that. See I can totally 0:02:16.440 --> 0:02:20.600 get behind that big Foot. What a Bigfoot's from the 0:02:20.639 --> 0:02:23.440 future already, and he's not an ape, he's a he's 0:02:23.440 --> 0:02:27.560 an advanced human being. Who doesn't even need clothes or 0:02:27.600 --> 0:02:31.239 anything anymore. Like all he's all bio mechanical inside, he's 0:02:31.240 --> 0:02:34.640 got all all his uh, he's got psychic abilities. You 0:02:34.639 --> 0:02:38.120 can throw anything you want a bigfoot. I love this 0:02:38.240 --> 0:02:40.160 because that's how I feel about aliens. So I can 0:02:40.200 --> 0:02:42.840 just transfer it over to a hairy man in the woods, 0:02:43.360 --> 0:02:46.079 which is also one of my favorite things, are harryman 0:02:46.440 --> 0:02:49.480 that are in the woods. So I'm like, I can 0:02:49.520 --> 0:02:51.359 get on board now, thank you for that. I do 0:02:51.520 --> 0:02:53.320 live in Oregon. I'm just letting you know. I'm just 0:02:53.360 --> 0:02:56.399 telling you that now. So I was just in Seattle. 0:02:57.040 --> 0:02:59.960 It's just in Seattle at this like San Juan Island. 0:03:01.480 --> 0:03:03.800 Have you been there. I haven't been to the San 0:03:03.880 --> 0:03:05.720 Juan Islands, but I know of them. Oh my god. 0:03:05.840 --> 0:03:10.120 I was just like kayaking with orcas and frolicking with 0:03:10.160 --> 0:03:14.959 baby foxes. It's so magical up there right now. Any 0:03:15.760 --> 0:03:20.079 any weird vibes out there? There were weird vibes in that, Like, 0:03:22.200 --> 0:03:23.880 you know, yeah, I get a little bit of a 0:03:23.919 --> 0:03:26.280 weird vibe, but I kind of chased the weird vibe, 0:03:26.280 --> 0:03:28.680 like I love a weird vibe. Anything that gives me 0:03:28.720 --> 0:03:30.800 like a normal vibe I find to be really boring. 0:03:31.680 --> 0:03:34.920 So me and my best friend were just like, we 0:03:35.000 --> 0:03:37.520 got this thing called a coot scoot. We were cute 0:03:37.560 --> 0:03:41.200 scooting around and getting naked and like jumping in the ocean, 0:03:41.440 --> 0:03:44.160 and then we found this like hobbit house. I was. 0:03:44.320 --> 0:03:45.720 I was out in the desert a few weeks ago, 0:03:45.840 --> 0:03:49.120 letting a letting the stars make up new constellations for themselves. 0:03:49.560 --> 0:03:53.120 Uh so I get it. I'm not gonna I'm not 0:03:53.120 --> 0:03:55.560 gonna poopoo. I would like a clarification of what a 0:03:55.600 --> 0:04:00.240 coot scoot is. Okay, So coot scoot is a two 0:04:00.240 --> 0:04:01.960 person scooter. Because I didn't want to go on a 0:04:02.040 --> 0:04:04.720 one person scooter because I'm codependent. So I made us 0:04:04.760 --> 0:04:07.800 get a two person scooter. And it's really not very cool. 0:04:08.360 --> 0:04:11.280 There's a flag on the back. It's bright red. It's 0:04:11.320 --> 0:04:15.800 like screams like we are tourists, we are losers. But 0:04:16.000 --> 0:04:21.239 it was so fun. Yeah, I a two person scooter. 0:04:23.040 --> 0:04:25.080 You know, by the end of this, of all of 0:04:25.120 --> 0:04:27.040 all the mystical things we're gonna talk about, I think 0:04:27.040 --> 0:04:28.600 I want to convince you to just get a scooter 0:04:28.680 --> 0:04:31.920 for yourself and enjoy the freedom that that allows. That's 0:04:31.680 --> 0:04:36.600 that's I think the goal here. Do you believe in 0:04:36.680 --> 0:04:42.160 the supernatural? I do. I struggle with the proof that's 0:04:42.279 --> 0:04:45.120 presented most of the time, much like you are with Bigfoot. 0:04:46.920 --> 0:04:50.760 I think that I hit. I kind of had to 0:04:50.760 --> 0:04:54.200 stop reading about it because I kept I was reading 0:04:54.200 --> 0:04:58.000 myself out of believing it. And it doesn't hurt and 0:04:58.040 --> 0:04:59.880 it's not hurting anybody if I want to just sit 0:05:00.120 --> 0:05:03.200 and I have my own theories about all of it, 0:05:03.240 --> 0:05:06.360 about aliens, I think, and it was supernatural. I think 0:05:06.360 --> 0:05:10.599 that you know, we consist of you know, electrical energy, 0:05:10.640 --> 0:05:19.479 and these so energy cannot be destroy Yeah, it's only transferred. Now. 0:05:19.480 --> 0:05:21.719 I know a lot of people say that that's the 0:05:22.000 --> 0:05:24.359 when when you decompose, it's the critters that eat you, 0:05:24.440 --> 0:05:26.160 and that where the energy goes. But what about like 0:05:26.360 --> 0:05:29.480 there's electrical synapses in your mind. And I feel like 0:05:30.360 --> 0:05:35.799 that maybe if if someone has taken in an abrupt manner, 0:05:36.040 --> 0:05:39.720 that that elect that electrical energy has to manifest itself somewhere, 0:05:39.960 --> 0:05:43.359 not as like you know, let's see a woman with 0:05:43.440 --> 0:05:47.000 a gown coming down the stairs, but just as you know, 0:05:47.160 --> 0:05:49.160 it's a little extra flash of the lights in your 0:05:49.200 --> 0:05:51.200 house or something like that that I think it does 0:05:51.240 --> 0:05:56.480 go somewhere in a scientific sense, you do. I've had 0:05:57.760 --> 0:05:59.800 all sorts of people on this podcast, but it's people 0:05:59.800 --> 0:06:02.120 that scene weird ship and then also people that can 0:06:02.240 --> 0:06:06.239 explain it in a way that I can't with science backing, 0:06:06.279 --> 0:06:10.640 because I always love hearing how certain things are possible 0:06:10.839 --> 0:06:13.880 backed by science. Big fan of science. Science. But so 0:06:14.120 --> 0:06:16.400 you believe in ghosts, Well, here's one of the things 0:06:16.440 --> 0:06:18.359 that I read that bummed me out is that a 0:06:18.400 --> 0:06:22.920 lot of times people seeing apparitions they've actually figured out, 0:06:22.920 --> 0:06:25.560 like when it's in larger buildings, hotels and such, that 0:06:25.640 --> 0:06:29.560 the air conditioning, large air conditioning units can create a 0:06:29.600 --> 0:06:36.000 frequency that actually will vibrate your eyes to a point 0:06:36.080 --> 0:06:39.000 where that's where you think you're seeing something. And I 0:06:39.040 --> 0:06:41.320 felt like people I see goes this like ghosts in 0:06:41.360 --> 0:06:43.720 these types of buildings, like, oh, it's because these these 0:06:43.800 --> 0:06:48.440 high volume air conditioners, well, like create a frequency that 0:06:48.520 --> 0:06:51.160 resonates with I'm like, well, that's even scarier knowing that 0:06:51.200 --> 0:06:54.560 my eyes can jiggle without me knowing it. Like that's 0:06:54.640 --> 0:06:57.920 terrifying in its own right for sure. And then just 0:06:57.960 --> 0:07:03.040 like see people that aren't there, that's the that's the thing, 0:07:03.120 --> 0:07:07.480 Like like I'm seeing a figure or anything. I Um, 0:07:07.520 --> 0:07:14.880 I have not sleep paralysis, And once I read about sleeper, 0:07:14.960 --> 0:07:18.200 I'm like, oh, that explains so many things that happens 0:07:18.520 --> 0:07:21.040 because sleep paralysis I don't know if you've ever explain 0:07:21.120 --> 0:07:24.600 Can you explain it? What it is exactly? Oh? Yeah, 0:07:24.640 --> 0:07:29.720 it sucks real bad. Quick. It's it's like it's the 0:07:29.720 --> 0:07:34.000 opposite of sleepwalking. Like sleepwalking, your mind's asleep, but your 0:07:34.040 --> 0:07:41.160 body is awake. Sleep paralysis is your bodies asleep, but 0:07:41.320 --> 0:07:49.640 your mind's in between dreaming and being conscious. So you 0:07:49.680 --> 0:07:53.040 can't if I'm falling asleep, well no, if I'm falling asleep, 0:07:54.160 --> 0:07:56.160 I know where I'm at. I'm in my bed, there's 0:07:56.200 --> 0:07:59.160 my glass of water, there's my clock, you know, my 0:07:59.200 --> 0:08:02.640 phone's plugged in a were there, and also there's a 0:08:02.760 --> 0:08:05.760 ten ft tall shadow person in the corner and it's 0:08:05.840 --> 0:08:07.720 just as real as all these other things, because I 0:08:07.760 --> 0:08:11.760 think I'm still awake, and then you're like, well, that's scary, 0:08:12.000 --> 0:08:13.960 maybe I should move and get out of here, and 0:08:14.000 --> 0:08:18.640 then you can't move your body, so that sucks real bad. 0:08:18.800 --> 0:08:23.320 And it's uh what I've heard of. Now that I 0:08:23.360 --> 0:08:27.040 know that it's happening, I kind of try to control, 0:08:27.040 --> 0:08:28.800 because if you can control that, that's where people get 0:08:28.840 --> 0:08:34.240 into lucid dreaming. And I've so I you've heard alucid 0:08:34.280 --> 0:08:38.360 dreaming right where you could basically control your dreams, and 0:08:38.480 --> 0:08:42.360 that's where the sleep paralysis is. Your kind of opening 0:08:42.360 --> 0:08:44.880 the door that possibility. But it's real hard to get 0:08:44.920 --> 0:08:47.960 through because once you realize, oh I'm dreaming, cool, I 0:08:48.040 --> 0:08:51.400 wake up because once I address the reality of it, 0:08:51.440 --> 0:08:54.120 I wake up, come out of it. What about the 0:08:54.160 --> 0:09:00.840 shadow person? Who's the person? Oh, it's it's the it's 0:09:00.920 --> 0:09:02.719 usually now that I know that it's happening, I get 0:09:02.720 --> 0:09:04.720 myself out of that situation because I like being I 0:09:04.760 --> 0:09:07.640 like being scared, like haunted houses everything, but that's too real, 0:09:08.440 --> 0:09:10.600 and then it wakes me up. I can't fall asleep afterwards. 0:09:10.960 --> 0:09:12.880 But it's like it's a lot of times you'll see 0:09:13.120 --> 0:09:16.760 in history, like old drawings of like a demon sitting 0:09:16.800 --> 0:09:19.800 on somebody's chest, or a demon sitting at the end 0:09:19.800 --> 0:09:22.280 of the bed, and it's always an ominous figure. I 0:09:22.360 --> 0:09:25.800 can't only make out features, but it's just as real 0:09:25.960 --> 0:09:28.400 as all the other elements in my room. That's what 0:09:28.400 --> 0:09:29.960 it's like when you're in a dream. Like, well, there's 0:09:29.960 --> 0:09:32.760 a demon, but also I'm flying on the back of 0:09:32.840 --> 0:09:36.200 a giant salmon and you know, like drink dream dream 0:09:36.200 --> 0:09:38.400 ships going on. But it was like, no, I just 0:09:38.440 --> 0:09:40.560 went to bed. I just got my bed ten minutes ago. 0:09:40.760 --> 0:09:44.079 I know where I am. Why is that in my room? Horrifying? 0:09:45.880 --> 0:09:50.200 It's something I can control it. So when I'm in 0:09:50.200 --> 0:09:51.959 a dream and it's scary, because I have a scary 0:09:52.040 --> 0:09:54.559 dreams a lot, but I'm usually like, I know it's 0:09:54.559 --> 0:09:57.640 a dream, I'll pinch myself in the dream and try 0:09:57.679 --> 0:10:01.040 to wake myself out a special only because one time 0:10:01.480 --> 0:10:04.160 I convinced myself this isn't the same as yours. Yours 0:10:04.200 --> 0:10:07.040 sounds really scary. But I convinced myself that I had 0:10:07.120 --> 0:10:10.920 walked over to the toilet and I could pee, and 0:10:10.960 --> 0:10:12.959 I was sleeping on my mom's couch and I just 0:10:13.040 --> 0:10:15.960 peeed all over her couch. And ever since then, I 0:10:16.000 --> 0:10:17.920 was like, I need to figure something out, so maybe 0:10:17.960 --> 0:10:20.360 try this. I pinched myself in my dreams to see 0:10:20.360 --> 0:10:23.800 if I'm really awake, and then if I'm not feeling 0:10:23.840 --> 0:10:28.240 the pinch, then like, don't pee, You're asleep. Your brain 0:10:28.360 --> 0:10:34.040 is tricking you. Don't well at least you've got that 0:10:34.080 --> 0:10:36.360 part under control. That's all I have under control in 0:10:36.360 --> 0:10:40.040 my life. I don't I don't pee in my dreams, 0:10:40.440 --> 0:10:43.920 So I got that going for me. Well, you know, 0:10:44.200 --> 0:10:46.040 there's the one that I think I learned it from 0:10:46.080 --> 0:10:48.319 watching that movie Waking Life. You ever see that? Oh 0:10:48.360 --> 0:10:51.720 my god? Yeah? In high school though, yeah, yeah, well 0:10:51.720 --> 0:10:53.400 also a long time. But the fact that, like, you 0:10:53.440 --> 0:10:59.040 can't read or turn lights on and off in a dream. 0:10:59.080 --> 0:11:00.920 And I just had to dream last night there was 0:11:01.000 --> 0:11:04.600 something where I was dealing with somebody, like they almost 0:11:04.679 --> 0:11:06.160 hit me with their car or something. So I was like, well, 0:11:06.160 --> 0:11:08.439 I'm gonna get this license plate. And I remember specifically 0:11:09.559 --> 0:11:12.480 going up to the license plate and realizing it wasn't 0:11:12.480 --> 0:11:15.360 a letter and that the letters were painted over, and 0:11:15.400 --> 0:11:17.079 I was like, oh, I'm in a dream. I can't 0:11:17.320 --> 0:11:20.800 read this license plate. I would feel so relieved. I 0:11:20.840 --> 0:11:24.000 always feel relieved when I know I'm asleep, because it's 0:11:24.080 --> 0:11:27.280 usually the dreams I remember usually really fucked up. I 0:11:27.280 --> 0:11:29.400 don't know if the same for you, Like you said 0:11:29.400 --> 0:11:32.040 you just got hit in the car or something. Yeah, 0:11:32.080 --> 0:11:34.800 but that's my problem with like dreams are always fucked up, 0:11:34.840 --> 0:11:39.360 because that's what dreams. Dreams are the you know, the ghoulash. 0:11:39.880 --> 0:11:41.640 Dreams are just like the chili that you make with 0:11:41.679 --> 0:11:44.199 your leftover thoughts of the day. It's a little bit 0:11:44.200 --> 0:11:46.200 of I went to grocery store. It's a little bit 0:11:46.240 --> 0:11:47.640 I talked to my mom and so, and then it 0:11:47.679 --> 0:11:49.960 just goes into the pot and that's the stew of 0:11:50.320 --> 0:11:53.360 in your subconscious. I always would get scared when I 0:11:53.360 --> 0:11:56.720 had like regular dreams. I got a dream that I 0:11:56.760 --> 0:11:59.000 just brushed my teeth and I woke up, and I'm like, 0:11:59.040 --> 0:12:02.440 oh God, that scares me more, because either that means 0:12:02.520 --> 0:12:07.520 my subconscious is so filled with crazy, scary shit that 0:12:07.720 --> 0:12:10.679 even my my being is like, don't give him that. 0:12:10.679 --> 0:12:14.080 That's too much, that's he can't handle that. Or I'm 0:12:14.120 --> 0:12:16.160 just that boring of a person. And even when my 0:12:16.240 --> 0:12:18.640 brain can go wild, it's like I've given the toothbrush 0:12:18.800 --> 0:12:22.720 dream again. That scares me more. If I had a dream, 0:12:22.760 --> 0:12:24.320 I'd be more scared than I'm like, Oh no, am 0:12:24.320 --> 0:12:28.080 I just really boring? Yeah, I'm not creative. I'm an artist. 0:12:28.120 --> 0:12:32.040 Even my dreams are dumb drag No. I have like 0:12:32.160 --> 0:12:38.040 nightmares solidly, like every single night, so it's not fun 0:12:38.360 --> 0:12:41.559 to sleep paralysis. Thank god. I've never had like we 0:12:41.559 --> 0:12:44.600 were talking about, where you can't move. But I do 0:12:45.520 --> 0:12:49.120 scream in my sleep and throw punches when I'm sleeping. 0:12:51.440 --> 0:12:56.880 My buddy does that too, Like we'll fight in his sleep. Yeah. Yeah, 0:12:58.600 --> 0:13:01.839 have you hit anybody? Oh ah? And I like kick 0:13:01.920 --> 0:13:05.720 my feet. I'm just like ready to fight in my dreams. 0:13:05.880 --> 0:13:10.360 I'm just like you have. You had to explain it, yeah, 0:13:10.600 --> 0:13:14.320 next day like, oh no, no, I wasn't. I was sleeping. Yeah, 0:13:14.800 --> 0:13:22.320 you're cool. I was just asleep, Especially when you're like dating, 0:13:23.200 --> 0:13:27.360 dating and throwing punches in your sleep. Not a cute combo, 0:13:27.640 --> 0:13:29.760 but I just like, like you said, it's kind of 0:13:29.800 --> 0:13:32.040 like a mishmash of everything that's going on in my brain, 0:13:32.640 --> 0:13:35.520 and I guess in my sleep, I just really want 0:13:35.520 --> 0:13:40.320 to punch somebody. So that's what's happening. If you get 0:13:40.400 --> 0:13:44.800 nightmares every night, i'd say, maybe like almost every night, 0:13:44.840 --> 0:13:47.320 do you just go to bed like all right, here 0:13:47.320 --> 0:13:51.680 we go? Yeah? Uh, like you accept it totally. I'll 0:13:51.720 --> 0:13:55.880 like meditate and be like, okay, kitties, we're gonna go 0:13:56.040 --> 0:13:58.440 to this scary place where your mom's gonna throw a punch. 0:13:58.480 --> 0:14:01.439 Just just watch out, like that's every night. It's kind 0:14:01.440 --> 0:14:05.640 of sucked up, like I really hate like I love sleeping, 0:14:05.720 --> 0:14:07.840 but I also hate the process of going to sleep 0:14:07.840 --> 0:14:10.640 because I know there's scary ship waiting for me on 0:14:10.679 --> 0:14:13.760 the other side. That's the I would get that with 0:14:13.800 --> 0:14:17.520 the sleep paralysis, because I'd lay there drifting off to 0:14:17.600 --> 0:14:21.640 sleep and then just oh cool, demons back. Know how 0:14:21.680 --> 0:14:24.640 often does this happen? We have to figure something out. 0:14:24.760 --> 0:14:28.680 This is not okay, not often anymore, because I know, 0:14:28.880 --> 0:14:30.680 like if I even get the sense of it, I 0:14:31.080 --> 0:14:32.720 know I need to move my body because that's the 0:14:32.720 --> 0:14:35.000 paralysis part. It's like all I need to do to 0:14:35.040 --> 0:14:38.000 get this demon to go away is move my body. 0:14:38.160 --> 0:14:41.640 And then you can't move. So I'm awake. I know 0:14:41.720 --> 0:14:44.760 I'm in my room, but I'm paralyzed and there's a 0:14:44.800 --> 0:14:49.360 thing over there. But if have you tried, have you 0:14:49.400 --> 0:14:52.120 messed around like with Valerian root or melotonin done all 0:14:52.160 --> 0:14:56.920 those kind of melotonin gives me worse dreams and Valirian 0:14:57.560 --> 0:14:59.680 I have tried that. I'm not sure if it does 0:14:59.720 --> 0:15:04.520 any thing. Do you think it helps? It calms me down, 0:15:04.720 --> 0:15:07.000 puts my dumb ideas to rest for them, Like I'm 0:15:07.000 --> 0:15:09.520 going to try it. This past year has been a 0:15:09.520 --> 0:15:13.960 little slower on the craziness a little. I liked. I 0:15:14.000 --> 0:15:16.720 liked it. I like just I feel bad that I've 0:15:16.840 --> 0:15:22.920 enjoyed quarantine. Um don't you usually tour? Yeah, that part 0:15:22.960 --> 0:15:29.000 I missed, but I was getting more. I I like. 0:15:29.720 --> 0:15:33.000 I appreciated the force, like slow down, appreciate the things 0:15:33.000 --> 0:15:35.440 in your life, appreciate the people in your life. I 0:15:35.520 --> 0:15:38.640 appreciated the time to appreciate all the things in my 0:15:38.680 --> 0:15:43.280 life that have kind of gone accidentally underappreciated, and like 0:15:43.560 --> 0:15:46.240 the flowers in my yard I noticed and talk to 0:15:46.480 --> 0:15:49.400 and things like that where I do actually get to 0:15:49.400 --> 0:15:52.280 slow down. So I appreciate that. But I also recognize 0:15:53.040 --> 0:15:56.440 it's been a hell of a year and almost a half. 0:15:57.760 --> 0:16:00.360 But there are parts that I think have been really 0:16:02.680 --> 0:16:06.680 helpful for me. Like it's been nice to be able 0:16:06.720 --> 0:16:08.760 to talk to people like you, just I could to 0:16:08.760 --> 0:16:11.520 sit down and have a conversation. Before this, I hadn't 0:16:11.560 --> 0:16:15.240 taken a shower or been able to take a piss 0:16:15.240 --> 0:16:16.840 without somebody being like, you have to be on a 0:16:16.840 --> 0:16:20.200 phone call, You're so busy, you gotta go on stage. 0:16:20.240 --> 0:16:24.400 So it's nice to like be a person I had 0:16:24.440 --> 0:16:26.840 like a joke with somebody. I had like three things 0:16:26.880 --> 0:16:29.040 to do in one day last week. I'm like, what 0:16:29.080 --> 0:16:31.000 am I a CEO? I don't know how to do this. 0:16:31.760 --> 0:16:35.200 I never want to work again. Yeah, I don't want 0:16:35.200 --> 0:16:37.960 to go back to all this stuff like this. I'm 0:16:38.000 --> 0:16:40.720 good with this. I take walks. I smile at dogs. 0:16:40.800 --> 0:16:42.520 I never look at the people. I always smile at 0:16:42.560 --> 0:16:45.400 the dogs. I look like an extra psycho, Like I 0:16:45.440 --> 0:16:47.360 forget that I look like how I look And I'm 0:16:47.400 --> 0:16:51.160 just walking around waving at animals and ships. Oh my god, 0:16:51.840 --> 0:16:53.400 that's fine. Now I'm in the now, I'm in the 0:16:53.480 --> 0:16:56.320 suburbs and people are like looking at me through their 0:16:56.360 --> 0:16:57.960 blinds and like, oh, I get it. Yeah I look 0:16:58.000 --> 0:17:01.680 Oh crawled out of the ground. Love that. I love 0:17:01.720 --> 0:17:04.640 your look. Just for the record, I have I love 0:17:04.680 --> 0:17:10.199 a beard, always have, always well one, Yeah, I love it. 0:17:10.600 --> 0:17:14.160 Um so I think you look excellent. But side note, 0:17:14.400 --> 0:17:17.520 did you know that John Wayne Gacy committed his murders 0:17:17.560 --> 0:17:21.920 thirty minutes away from where you're from? Uh? Yeah, that 0:17:22.040 --> 0:17:24.560 was the big joke because he was also a contractor. 0:17:24.640 --> 0:17:26.359 So it's always like, oh, they're gonna come tear up 0:17:26.400 --> 0:17:29.879 your driveway looking for kids. Oh my god, I'm like, 0:17:30.040 --> 0:17:31.760 I mean, I'm laughing at it because that was the 0:17:31.840 --> 0:17:35.120 joke that I would always serve like barbecues and everything 0:17:35.880 --> 0:17:38.600 like my dad's and uncles would like make jokes about. 0:17:39.800 --> 0:17:44.359 So yeah, there was we had John Wayne Gacy. I mean, listen, 0:17:44.359 --> 0:17:50.600 we're no Wisconsin, alright. Wisconsin has just well it's got 0:17:50.680 --> 0:17:54.840 beer and the friendliest regular just beer drinking folks and 0:17:54.880 --> 0:18:01.320 then real real psychos, and I don't know what the 0:18:01.560 --> 0:18:05.600 split is. Like part of me, I was trying to 0:18:05.600 --> 0:18:08.280 make jokes about how if you live in a city, 0:18:08.600 --> 0:18:11.119 especially an apartment, like you're forced to know your neighbors. 0:18:11.800 --> 0:18:15.800 So there's assholes, but there's not as many psychos because 0:18:15.800 --> 0:18:17.960 like I got shared walls, like I know, if you're 0:18:17.960 --> 0:18:21.520 doing some nefarious stuff. Now I'm in the suburbs with 0:18:21.760 --> 0:18:25.840 distance between people, and there's way more weirdness happening in 0:18:25.880 --> 0:18:28.680 the suburbs than people realize. I used to deliver pizzas 0:18:29.359 --> 0:18:36.720 and you encounter way weirder characters in the suburbs. It's 0:18:36.720 --> 0:18:39.680 always like, well the guy had like nine people caged up, 0:18:39.760 --> 0:18:42.160 not an apartment in a basement in the suburbs, because 0:18:42.160 --> 0:18:46.040 you can have a basement in the suburbs. He had thirty, 0:18:46.400 --> 0:18:49.920 like thirty bodies or or eight of them are under 0:18:49.960 --> 0:18:53.679 the house, all the bodies. And I'm wondering, because you 0:18:53.720 --> 0:18:57.560 live in the suburbs, could you, like, couldn't you smell 0:18:57.600 --> 0:19:04.200 that from next door? I think enough for breeze And uh, 0:19:06.800 --> 0:19:10.280 doesn't anybody know this? Like why do you all straight 0:19:10.359 --> 0:19:13.240 men think for breeze does something good. All it does 0:19:13.280 --> 0:19:15.480 is smell like poop and fa breeze or like cat 0:19:15.520 --> 0:19:21.680 shit and fabreeze. It's so disgusting. Well, okay, so I 0:19:22.359 --> 0:19:25.040 was always a sucker for a little fa breeze and 0:19:25.080 --> 0:19:28.639 a little incense because I figured those two things against 0:19:29.040 --> 0:19:31.600 fixes stuff. It just makes it stayed our works. But 0:19:31.640 --> 0:19:35.479 a window, well all right, so for breeze doesn't work 0:19:35.480 --> 0:19:37.119 because you're trying to keep a bunch of bodies in 0:19:37.160 --> 0:19:40.960 the basement outside of the lime and whatever else they use. 0:19:41.520 --> 0:19:44.760 Don't use for a serial killers, listen to this, don't 0:19:44.840 --> 0:19:52.760 use fabreeze. It just thinks more bregnrant corpses. But I 0:19:52.840 --> 0:19:54.960 love That's why I love delivering pizzas because like any 0:19:55.000 --> 0:19:59.720 kind of weirdo just opened their door. I don't know 0:19:59.720 --> 0:20:03.680 why delivering pizza sounds like a scary job. Maybe I 0:20:03.720 --> 0:20:06.680 was watching movies or something. Tell me the weirdest ship 0:20:06.720 --> 0:20:10.199 you saw delivering pizzas. I want to know. It was 0:20:10.320 --> 0:20:13.600 usually like just getting invited in to do drugs with people. 0:20:14.440 --> 0:20:17.960 People love getting the pizza dude, like getting him a 0:20:17.960 --> 0:20:22.440 beer or getting them stoned because the pizza guy and people. Yeah, 0:20:22.520 --> 0:20:25.840 I was always appreciative of that kind of generosity. It 0:20:25.880 --> 0:20:27.920 was always weird when I was like with a family though, 0:20:28.040 --> 0:20:31.240 when like I remember I went to one house. We 0:20:31.240 --> 0:20:34.040 would go to this apartment complex and this is a 0:20:34.080 --> 0:20:36.399 bit grotesque. There was this was like it was a 0:20:36.440 --> 0:20:40.920 bad apartment complex. And I don't think like Dominoes or 0:20:41.720 --> 0:20:44.880 Pizza Hut would deliver there because of insurance reasons, because 0:20:44.920 --> 0:20:46.800 that's how bad it was. So I just worked for 0:20:46.880 --> 0:20:48.800 my friend. He's like, oh, cool man, we got add 0:20:48.800 --> 0:20:52.199 percent of the business over at this apartment. We'd go 0:20:52.320 --> 0:20:53.600 there and it was a place where you're like, oh, 0:20:53.720 --> 0:20:56.280 I gotta put all my money in different pockets, so 0:20:56.280 --> 0:20:58.040 if I get robbed, I just go to one pocket 0:20:58.080 --> 0:20:59.880 and give him that money. You gotta split up your money. 0:21:00.720 --> 0:21:04.439 My buddy got robbed and they took the pizza I 0:21:04.440 --> 0:21:06.200 think he offered. He's he's like, you want the pizza too, 0:21:06.200 --> 0:21:08.679 and they're like, oh, okay, yeah, I'm sure. You know 0:21:08.880 --> 0:21:11.880 that gets your adrenaline going. You get hungry after a robbery. 0:21:11.920 --> 0:21:15.600 But I delivered to this family. It was like a 0:21:15.680 --> 0:21:17.560 mom and teenagers don't be like a little kid. And 0:21:17.680 --> 0:21:20.080 I get halfway down the staircase, I just hear, hey, pizza, man, 0:21:20.320 --> 0:21:23.399 you want to smoke some killer doge. And I was like, well, 0:21:24.960 --> 0:21:28.240 I'm sure, and I just he let me in and 0:21:28.280 --> 0:21:30.520 then he goes hold I gave me a bowl and 0:21:30.640 --> 0:21:32.760 he goes hold on, and the mom just took the 0:21:32.760 --> 0:21:34.720 Pizza's mom and little kids just eating the pizza in 0:21:34.760 --> 0:21:38.520 the dining room, like how's it going? Like, Hi, I'm 0:21:38.520 --> 0:21:42.399 starting to feel a little bad about this environment, mostly 0:21:42.480 --> 0:21:45.080 for the kid, like you should. And I just hear 0:21:45.160 --> 0:21:47.399 all his glass break in the back room where this 0:21:47.640 --> 0:21:50.359 kid had gone to his teenager. He just just hear fuck. 0:21:50.880 --> 0:21:54.040 He comes out. He's like, I like a five ft 0:21:54.480 --> 0:21:57.239 graphics I was gonna have you hit man. I just 0:21:57.280 --> 0:22:00.400 busted it. So I was the reason this guy hoocus 0:22:00.440 --> 0:22:04.359 five ft graphics ball. But then he's like, I'm real sorry, 0:22:04.359 --> 0:22:05.879 man and he just left me. I just sat on 0:22:05.920 --> 0:22:09.920 their couch smoking a bowl watching TV. They just eight 0:22:09.920 --> 0:22:13.280 pizza in the other room. Oh my god, let's get 0:22:13.320 --> 0:22:19.800 into aliens. I'm going, I can. I'm happy to go 0:22:19.880 --> 0:22:22.000 to but I want you to go first because I'm 0:22:22.040 --> 0:22:26.400 just curious. I know what I think? All right, Um, 0:22:26.560 --> 0:22:30.000 here's my thought on aliens. Uh. That one, It's that 0:22:30.320 --> 0:22:33.920 it's future humans coming back to see you know. Maybe 0:22:33.920 --> 0:22:37.600 it's like it's tourism, you know, it's time travel tourism. Possibly. 0:22:38.800 --> 0:22:43.320 Why do we constantly look at aliens to be of 0:22:43.440 --> 0:22:47.000 a Why do they all have to be like a 0:22:47.080 --> 0:22:51.120 human form or somewhat We're always expecting them to be like, oh, 0:22:51.280 --> 0:22:54.439 we's still got a head and eyes, wears like a 0:22:54.520 --> 0:22:59.480 shiny jacket or something like why why can't aliens be 0:22:59.760 --> 0:23:02.800 my grow organisms that are coming to Earth? They could be? 0:23:03.119 --> 0:23:06.760 I mean, Alice Cooper thinks that COVID is an alien 0:23:09.720 --> 0:23:13.600 kind of blew my mind. Did he just say that 0:23:13.680 --> 0:23:15.600