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Speaker 1: Dreams are the you know, the goulash. Dreams are just

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Speaker 1: cash in the Creepies. Today we have Kyle Canine. Thank

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Speaker 1: you for coming on cash and the creepies. You bet

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Speaker 1: cash that thanks for having me about them creepies. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I love Creepy Ship. And through the grape vine, I've

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Speaker 1: heard you also love Creepy Ship. I'm a big fan.

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Speaker 1: Got a big old poster of Bigfoot movie in the

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Speaker 1: a believer in Bigfoot? Well? I think all my all

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Speaker 1: with oddities? Like maybe I don't know. The woods they're

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Speaker 1: Here's a weird like I believe in the Luckness Monster,

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Speaker 1: yet I don't know what it is like. The Bigfoot

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Speaker 1: Here's I'll throw this one at you. Bigfoot is a

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Speaker 1: time traveler. He's got portals in the woods. Nobody can

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Speaker 1: an advanced human being. Who doesn't even need clothes or

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Speaker 1: anything anymore. Like all he's all bio mechanical inside, he's

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Speaker 1: because that's how I feel about aliens. So I can

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Speaker 1: which is also one of my favorite things, are harryman

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Speaker 1: that's so depressing, really, but maybe the manta ray is

423
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:35,840
Speaker 1: that maybe they let it live and it's just more aerodynamically.

424
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:39,480
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Well, I don't eat those either either

425
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:42,520
Speaker 1: of the above. So I'm good. But yeah, no, I

426
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:44,800
Speaker 1: don't think we should be eating things that look like

427
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:48,400
Speaker 1: the way those things look like. I won't eat an

428
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:51,800
Speaker 1: ugly creature like I would. Here's the thing. You won't

429
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:55,560
Speaker 1: eat ugly stuff. No, just cute stuff, what like baby

430
00:24:55,600 --> 00:25:02,040
Speaker 1: horses and things that's only adorable, you know what. I

431
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:05,600
Speaker 1: went by like, I was like. I was like, if

432
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:09,679
Speaker 1: I can't kill the animal, yeah, like I went I

433
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:12,200
Speaker 1: went hunting to find out how like could I do?

434
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:16,520
Speaker 1: It's so interesting? And I say, I shot the birds

435
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:20,960
Speaker 1: the sky and then we ate the birds. But I

436
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,080
Speaker 1: had to sit. I was pulling the feathers out and everything,

437
00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:26,160
Speaker 1: and I was like, well, I don't feel great about this.

438
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:29,840
Speaker 1: I'm going to eat it. But then I think about

439
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:35,400
Speaker 1: how nonchalantly I would eat other things chicken or beef

440
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:38,960
Speaker 1: or anything, how casually. I'm like, well, if I don't

441
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,720
Speaker 1: think I could kill it, then maybe I shouldn't eat

442
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:47,440
Speaker 1: my philosophy too. There is flounders. Everyone out there's listening,

443
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:50,840
Speaker 1: which we maybe have lost some people at this point.

444
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:56,240
Speaker 1: If you're listening, google what a flounder's face looks like

445
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:59,280
Speaker 1: and tell me if you want to eat that because

446
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:04,040
Speaker 1: I don't. It's better to eat the ugly things. You're

447
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:06,960
Speaker 1: putting them out of their misery. That's I'll eat. I

448
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:11,399
Speaker 1: eat what's the one that swims upstream? Salmon go upstream? Yeah,

449
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:13,560
Speaker 1: like that just sounds dumb to me, So I'll eat

450
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:20,880
Speaker 1: them because they seem dumb. They're cute. Well, like you still,

451
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:23,080
Speaker 1: you've got all these years of evolution and what it's

452
00:26:23,119 --> 00:26:26,639
Speaker 1: done for all these other creatures you live. You can

453
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:28,520
Speaker 1: look at an octopus. You live in the same home

454
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:31,080
Speaker 1: as an octopus in the sea, and you could look

455
00:26:31,119 --> 00:26:32,880
Speaker 1: at an octopus and go like, look, look what you're

456
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:36,920
Speaker 1: doing with this environment. Meanwhile, I gotta go back upstream

457
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:39,359
Speaker 1: to get laid. I gotta go against the force of

458
00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:42,200
Speaker 1: a river so I can bone down in the place

459
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:45,760
Speaker 1: I was born and then die. I think that's that's

460
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:49,280
Speaker 1: a romantic I think we're writing a Pixar movie right now.

461
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:52,680
Speaker 1: I think that's what we're doing. Right There's like one

462
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:55,760
Speaker 1: fish that's like I got dreams, and the rest of

463
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:57,600
Speaker 1: them like, you can't. You got to go up the river.

464
00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:59,560
Speaker 1: And I don't know if it's the male or the

465
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:03,639
Speaker 1: female go up the river. I also think that aliens

466
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:06,920
Speaker 1: could my mom thinks that they live in the ocean,

467
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,719
Speaker 1: but they're like they take their ships and they're kind

468
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:11,959
Speaker 1: of like humanoid creatures that live in the ocean. I

469
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:16,760
Speaker 1: personally think that when you said that earlier, I always

470
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:20,679
Speaker 1: have thought aliens are us in the future time travel.

471
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,879
Speaker 1: Maybe it's a different dimension, Like they're definitely us evolved

472
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:28,120
Speaker 1: um coming back. But then when you said that made

473
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:30,520
Speaker 1: me think, like, are we just like zoo creatures here,

474
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:36,600
Speaker 1: like and they're coming back? Yeah, the human zoo theory, Well,

475
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:40,080
Speaker 1: I just wouldn't like people when people say they see it, well, yeah,

476
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:42,600
Speaker 1: that the people are just coming by and going hoof,

477
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 1: look at that. One think about how many different um

478
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:53,560
Speaker 1: universes and galaxies and exist, and how many possibilities for

479
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:56,919
Speaker 1: a planet similar to Earth to start up on a

480
00:27:56,960 --> 00:28:01,440
Speaker 1: different timeline, to start millions of years ago but had

481
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:04,800
Speaker 1: had oxygen and water and all the components that could

482
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:10,600
Speaker 1: create a humanlike creature, and how many of like like

483
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:14,080
Speaker 1: been developed and then died off, Like we could be

484
00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:19,320
Speaker 1: one of thousands of different Earth type planets millions and

485
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:23,840
Speaker 1: we don't know. Yeah, So that's the Fermi paradox, is

486
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:26,400
Speaker 1: the one of like, well, if there's intelligent life out there?

487
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:30,280
Speaker 1: Why haven't we been visited by it? Like the possibility

488
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:35,320
Speaker 1: seems obvious that something must have developed similar to ourselves

489
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 1: or simple an intelligent quote unquote intelligent uh type of being.

490
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:44,000
Speaker 1: I have to put intelligence in quotes because I tripped

491
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,800
Speaker 1: and fell into the cat's litter box last night. Including

492
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:53,160
Speaker 1: I'm not including myself and the intelligent being thing here,

493
00:28:53,240 --> 00:29:00,680
Speaker 1: but you know what I'm saying collectively? Were you sleep? Um?

494
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:04,600
Speaker 1: I was drunk, Kesha, So sam okaya your judgment. I

495
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:08,080
Speaker 1: thought we weren't judging. I just want the full story

496
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:11,480
Speaker 1: because I have four cats and one of my main

497
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:14,760
Speaker 1: quarantine activities has been cleaning litter boxes, so we could

498
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:18,640
Speaker 1: go to town on that topic. I am. The only

499
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:20,520
Speaker 1: good news out of this is that it's a stray

500
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:22,479
Speaker 1: cat that lives in the garage and does not use

501
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:25,480
Speaker 1: the litter box at all, So I fell into a

502
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:30,840
Speaker 1: clean one, a fresh litter box. Well did you have fun?

503
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:35,200
Speaker 1: Is the main question? I think I did, But I

504
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:39,080
Speaker 1: was more ashamed that I did that than normally. I

505
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:42,160
Speaker 1: could laugh that stuff off. Just give it like a week.

506
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:46,480
Speaker 1: I'm laughing about it because it's funny, Kesha. Can we

507
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:48,760
Speaker 1: leave me falling in a litter box. Out of this

508
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:52,000
Speaker 1: and get back to the front of paradox. Please we

509
00:29:52,080 --> 00:30:02,000
Speaker 1: get back to the scientific. Sorry shamed, I'm a little embarrassed. Okay, Okay,

510
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:08,920
Speaker 1: go back. Ah it was I just had to sweep

511
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:13,640
Speaker 1: it up before this. Um are you? Are you? Okay?

512
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:21,320
Speaker 1: I'm very elastic with my drinking some coffee. I got

513
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 1: a Topo Chico bubble water over here. Be fine. You're

514
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:29,560
Speaker 1: smashing that. You're smashing this conversation. This isn't my first

515
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 1: rodeo rodeo, I mean falling into a cat box. Um.

516
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:40,800
Speaker 1: I think that there's a possibility that, yeah, we're visited

517
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,960
Speaker 1: as a point of reference for other cultures that have

518
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:47,400
Speaker 1: developed this ability to travel. I get upset when people

519
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:50,000
Speaker 1: are like, oh, there, I saw the spaceship and then

520
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:52,800
Speaker 1: I could see through the window there was creatures in it,

521
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:57,200
Speaker 1: Like why why do we still think spaceships need windows?

522
00:30:57,240 --> 00:30:59,600
Speaker 1: Like oh, is the psychic being? But they still need

523
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:02,560
Speaker 1: a win no, so they could find out how to land?

524
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:07,880
Speaker 1: Like what what? I agree with you? There? Aliens could

525
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:12,200
Speaker 1: be a strange sort of consciousness that exists, or a

526
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:18,240
Speaker 1: microscopic element that travels and explores, you know, in a

527
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:21,360
Speaker 1: that that that's all around us right now, and then

528
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:25,560
Speaker 1: can all then travel as a a gas or a

529
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:32,160
Speaker 1: cloud or something away into where they're from. So it's beautiful. Yeah,

530
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,640
Speaker 1: the traditional definition of an alien I kind of get.

531
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 1: That's why I think they're If they're real and people

532
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:40,000
Speaker 1: are seeing these figures that have two legs and two

533
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:41,920
Speaker 1: arms and hands, and their eyes are just bigger, and

534
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:44,720
Speaker 1: their brains inside their head are bigger, that's where I'm like, Oh,

535
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:51,920
Speaker 1: that's where I feel it's this future human civilization. I

536
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:55,920
Speaker 1: totally think so too. And when you said like they

537
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,280
Speaker 1: come back, that like, blew my mind. I've never heard

538
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:02,040
Speaker 1: the human zooth here is what you called it. Yeah,

539
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:04,400
Speaker 1: that just that they would come back to either as

540
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:08,640
Speaker 1: a tourist, as like a I mean, imagine if you

541
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:12,880
Speaker 1: had the concept of time travel and you're or or

542
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 1: dimensional travel. Maybe they're coming here to see mistakes that

543
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 1: we're making. I was thinking that. I didn't want to

544
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:22,240
Speaker 1: say it, but I was gonna say, like, maybe they're

545
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:26,120
Speaker 1: coming back to be like WHOA, well that's sucked up.

546
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:31,600
Speaker 1: They will sucked up. Why people that's the mix of

547
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,080
Speaker 1: like why people think they see things around military basis.

548
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:36,280
Speaker 1: Now you can just accredit that to like the military

549
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:40,280
Speaker 1: working on some top secret stuff, or is it some

550
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:47,160
Speaker 1: sort of warning from beings or elsewhere, like, hey, we're

551
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:49,320
Speaker 1: not supposed to mess, you know, the back to the

552
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:53,480
Speaker 1: future type of thing. You can't really mess with a timeline. Interesting,

553
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 1: but maybe they're like, hey, don't, maybe don't do that.

554
00:32:56,800 --> 00:33:00,240
Speaker 1: Maybe don't don't come up your weapons. Yeah, no shit,

555
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:05,200
Speaker 1: I mean in my brain, no ship. But I did

556
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:08,960
Speaker 1: see some weird thing in the desert. Have you ever

557
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:12,400
Speaker 1: seen something that you thought was like alien or spaceship

558
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:16,760
Speaker 1: or UFO anything like that with your own eyeballs? No,

559
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:20,200
Speaker 1: And that's the one. I don't want to go looking

560
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:22,240
Speaker 1: for it too much because I feel like the human,

561
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 1: the mind and the imagination can manifest things if you

562
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 1: want it bad enough. So I try to go like

563
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:32,320
Speaker 1: I try to be like, all right, if you're out there,

564
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:35,600
Speaker 1: let me let me see it. But that's like, okay,

565
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:39,440
Speaker 1: that's how when I just was up near you in Seattle,

566
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:43,440
Speaker 1: that's how I have to be. With animals. I'm obsessed with,

567
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:47,479
Speaker 1: like critters. So there are these baby foxes and I

568
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:50,480
Speaker 1: was like, okay, don't be thirsty, just like sit here

569
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:54,120
Speaker 1: and like act like you don't care be cool, but

570
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:57,240
Speaker 1: like you want it, so I'm putting it. I'm like manifesting,

571
00:33:57,320 --> 00:34:00,240
Speaker 1: like please come and like show yourself to me. But

572
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 1: I'm not being a thirsty bitch, like on your own time,

573
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:06,680
Speaker 1: not being like good vibes, yeah, just really good vibes.

574
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:10,520
Speaker 1: And then the last day almost missed the flight. Five

575
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:15,520
Speaker 1: baby motherfucking boxes, scampering around, throwing a little dead bunny around,

576
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:17,400
Speaker 1: having so much fun with like it's tail was the

577
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:21,719
Speaker 1: cutest it I ever saw, so happy. So I do

578
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:26,600
Speaker 1: feel that there's an idea of like energy or good

579
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:28,399
Speaker 1: vibes that you could you could tell when you walk

580
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:33,640
Speaker 1: into a room where people have just finished arguing room

581
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:35,920
Speaker 1: that if people have just finished making out or something,

582
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:39,040
Speaker 1: even if they're even if their faces aren't at you,

583
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:41,920
Speaker 1: you can like, oh I can feel the energy in

584
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 1: this room. Yeah, yeah, vibe. So I feel like maybe

585
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:54,440
Speaker 1: having the right vibe, not quite going into a psychic ability,

586
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:58,359
Speaker 1: but like people that experienced ghosts, they just have an

587
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:04,920
Speaker 1: openness and an ability like I don't. I don't necessarily

588
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:07,680
Speaker 1: believe most people they're like, oh I can see ghosts,

589
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 1: and I talked to spirits, Like if you could really

590
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:12,880
Speaker 1: talk to spirits. Spirits could communicate with you, your life

591
00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:19,160
Speaker 1: would be hell oh true. Imagine. I think there was

592
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:21,080
Speaker 1: like it was like a Matt Damon movie or something

593
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:24,160
Speaker 1: where he's like he was legit psyche and his because

594
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:27,680
Speaker 1: people were just hunting him down because they wanted to

595
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:31,120
Speaker 1: like give messages. Yeah, and so like, oh, you need

596
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:33,399
Speaker 1: to contact this person. People are like, you know, the

597
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 1: death of a loved one is a devastating thing. Or

598
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:40,640
Speaker 1: you would be weaponized by the military if you like

599
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:44,359
Speaker 1: your psychic, the military is gonna kidnap you, just like

600
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,480
Speaker 1: anybody who was like a hacker or something like, oh

601
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 1: you can hack into stuff, Well here's your options, prison

602
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 1: or you work for us. You know, like think I'm

603
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:56,880
Speaker 1: psychic sometimes and then I'm usually just being paranoid or

604
00:35:56,920 --> 00:36:02,120
Speaker 1: have anxiety. But then some times that anxiety and paranoia

605
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 1: ends up being right. So then I'm like, is that

606
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:08,680
Speaker 1: psychic or am I just like a catastrophist that thinks

607
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:12,120
Speaker 1: of all the worst case scenarios you tell me, I

608
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:15,360
Speaker 1: like catastrophist as a word. I haven't heard that one before,

609
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:21,200
Speaker 1: and I dig that as a word. You can have it.

610
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:25,879
Speaker 1: It's like a special kind of artist, like I like that. Yes,

611
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:32,000
Speaker 1: I am a special kind of artist, like yeah, I

612
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:34,440
Speaker 1: think that's another reason why I was saying like I

613
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:38,759
Speaker 1: don't like to really I kind of like these are

614
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:40,560
Speaker 1: my opinions. But if somebody goes to a psychic, they're

615
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:43,840
Speaker 1: already they're already searching for something, so they're already putting

616
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:48,480
Speaker 1: themselves in a vulnerable place. Yeah, you know, it's when

617
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:50,560
Speaker 1: it's like I've gone to up haunted houses. I've gone

618
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:54,279
Speaker 1: to and seeing like one time I was in one

619
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:57,359
Speaker 1: place where like, oh, and this was the nursery that

620
00:36:57,400 --> 00:37:00,640
Speaker 1: the kids used to be in and if you speak

621
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 1: to the children, we put toys in here for them

622
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:06,040
Speaker 1: to play with. And I saw it was Bobby Mackie's

623
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:07,680
Speaker 1: music World. I don't know if you know about that place.

624
00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:10,080
Speaker 1: It's one of the places that claims to be what

625
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:14,880
Speaker 1: is Where's that? It's on the border of Kentucky and

626
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:18,640
Speaker 1: Ohio or Kentucky and Indiana. I think it's right outside

627
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:21,520
Speaker 1: of Cincinnati, the one that's right on the river there.

628
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:25,319
Speaker 1: I'm from Tennessee, I should know this. And I used

629
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:27,680
Speaker 1: to go from Tennessee to Indiana all the time, which

630
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:33,520
Speaker 1: is like creepy little route. Yeah. Well, this This is

631
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:35,799
Speaker 1: like a like the river. It's like a it's like

632
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:37,800
Speaker 1: an old honky tonk bar on the river. But it

633
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:39,239
Speaker 1: used to be a brothel. It used to be this

634
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:42,120
Speaker 1: bootlegging stop because it was on the river. And they

635
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:44,200
Speaker 1: claim it's one of the most haunted places, and every

636
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:47,200
Speaker 1: place is the most haunted place. What's it called? What's

637
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:48,480
Speaker 1: it called? I want to go to this place? But

638
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:53,520
Speaker 1: Bobby's Music World, Music World, and yeah, I went with

639
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:56,520
Speaker 1: my sister. Yeah, we went to like we're like, all right,

640
00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:57,960
Speaker 1: we're gonna go take this road trip when we go

641
00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:01,239
Speaker 1: to haunted places, and so we went on the money.

642
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:03,640
Speaker 1: It's still open on the weekends. I don't know about now,

643
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:05,880
Speaker 1: but like it's a bar with live music and everything

644
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 1: and just you know, like a bar in Kentucky with

645
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:11,359
Speaker 1: live music and open dance floor. Yeah, so I'm sure

646
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:13,200
Speaker 1: on the weekends it's a pretty fun spot. But we

647
00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:16,400
Speaker 1: went on a Monday when this a woman would just

648
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:21,120
Speaker 1: give tours of the haunted stuff. And so right away

649
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 1: we get there like, oh, we're doing a fun road trip.

650
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:26,759
Speaker 1: And the woman she's that answers the door, she's like,

651
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:28,960
Speaker 1: was there another couple there's supposed to be four people

652
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,759
Speaker 1: are like, oh no, it's just us. We don't know

653
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:32,640
Speaker 1: about the other couple, and we just so she goes,

654
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:36,560
Speaker 1: all right, I don't like doing this with less than

655
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Speaker 1: five people. Like now I'm thinking she's trying to put

656
00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:42,160
Speaker 1: it on right. She was just like, I don't like

657
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:46,760
Speaker 1: doing this without enough people because it's crazy, because because

658
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:51,080
Speaker 1: it's scary. We're the only people in there. And so

659
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:53,319
Speaker 1: she's getting this tour and this happened over there and

660
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:55,160
Speaker 1: a guy got shot there and they see a ghost

661
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:56,960
Speaker 1: over there and all stuff. But so it used to

662
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 1: be a brothel and it had a nursery for the

663
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:02,919
Speaker 1: chill aldren of the working ladies to be looked after

664
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,680
Speaker 1: in this area. And she's like, and if you kick

665
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 1: the ball, like like like a little toy balls and everything,

666
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:10,880
Speaker 1: it'll roll back here. This is where the drain is.

667
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:14,600
Speaker 1: That's the lowest point in the room. That's not like

668
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:17,359
Speaker 1: a ghost thing. And so I tapped one of these

669
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:20,200
Speaker 1: balls and it rolls around the floor and comes back

670
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 1: to where the drain is. But then it goes. It

671
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 1: wasn't going fast enough in my opinion, to be able

672
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:27,919
Speaker 1: to go back up the other side, but it came

673
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:33,000
Speaker 1: back up right two between my feet. That road past

674
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:35,280
Speaker 1: the low point of the floor and then went uphill

675
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:39,520
Speaker 1: back towards me. And then did it stop when it

676
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 1: hit your feet? It stopped? Yeah, I just came there

677
00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:44,120
Speaker 1: and stopped at my feet. And that was the one

678
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:49,600
Speaker 1: time where I was like, oh, this got me scared. Now.

679
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:51,960
Speaker 1: I wasn't in there, I didn't measure the floor. I

680
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:54,480
Speaker 1: wasn't down there doing a golfer stare trying to see

681
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:56,640
Speaker 1: what the angles were or anything. But me and my

682
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:59,919
Speaker 1: sister looked at each other like we came here for fun,

683
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:04,320
Speaker 1: and now we're actually scared. So we got our money's

684
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 1: worth on that one. I think the most fun emotion

685
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:09,799
Speaker 1: is being scared. I don't know what that says about me,

686
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:13,000
Speaker 1: but like, I love scaring the ship out of myself.

687
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:14,600
Speaker 1: Like if I if that happened to me, I feel

688
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:16,680
Speaker 1: like I won the lottery. Where have you been, Like,

689
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:21,600
Speaker 1: what's the most scared you've gotten? Mm hmm okay, they're

690
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:23,600
Speaker 1: like where you're like, oh, this isn't really fun anymore.

691
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:26,960
Speaker 1: I feel like I may have tempted something, you know, Yeah, Okay,

692
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:30,720
Speaker 1: there's actually a brothel in Fort Worth that I stayed

693
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 1: at with my band, and I had multiple people be like,

694
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:37,600
Speaker 1: fuck this ship, I'm going to sleep on the bus.

695
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:40,400
Speaker 1: There's no light or electric or air conditioning, but like,

696
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:42,879
Speaker 1: fuck this, I'm going to the bus because one door

697
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:46,279
Speaker 1: just kept opening and closing. It's the same place that

698
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 1: I had previously had a weird experience at, like I

699
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:52,880
Speaker 1: thought I saw a woman at the end of the

700
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:55,319
Speaker 1: bed and she kind of touched my leg and I

701
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:57,719
Speaker 1: woke up and I wasn't scared, and I felt sad

702
00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:00,160
Speaker 1: for her. So in my mind, I was like, oh,

703
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:02,800
Speaker 1: I've seen an apparition of a person and I'm not scared,

704
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:06,640
Speaker 1: and like more channeling hurt. It was just like sad.

705
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 1: I felt sad because she seemed like stuck, and so

706
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 1: I just took my band back there and so that

707
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:16,319
Speaker 1: was scary. And then there's a place in Milwaukee. Have

708
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:18,600
Speaker 1: you ever been to The Rave? No, I haven't. I

709
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:21,600
Speaker 1: know of the Rave though, it's like where Jeffrey Dahmer

710
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 1: across the street used to take people and chop him

711
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:27,520
Speaker 1: up have some snacks. They tore down everything he was

712
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:29,719
Speaker 1: a part of in Milwaukee around the building he lived

713
00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 1: in the candy company that the factory worked at. They

714
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:37,240
Speaker 1: moved over town. Yeah, they tried. They're just trying to erase.

715
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:40,880
Speaker 1: They don't want any of that kind of notoriety, no

716
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:45,879
Speaker 1: cannibal behavior. Would you taste of human flesh? Well, so

717
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:50,120
Speaker 1: I was thinking about this. My sister in law, so

718
00:41:50,239 --> 00:41:54,120
Speaker 1: my brother and his wife had a baby and the

719
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:58,400
Speaker 1: placenta came out, and I'm the godmother, and so she

720
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:01,160
Speaker 1: proceeded to paint with the placenta. So she took it out,

721
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:03,400
Speaker 1: this ugly weird thing that you have kids. Have you

722
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:08,520
Speaker 1: seen a placenta? They're fucking weird. It's a sack that's

723
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:12,840
Speaker 1: made in a lady and it's beautiful and it is gorgeous,

724
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:16,640
Speaker 1: but it's very weird because we were painting with it.

725
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:20,359
Speaker 1: So we like flopped it on its like it's kind

726
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:22,720
Speaker 1: of like a jellyfish. I don't know, So we flopped

727
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:26,520
Speaker 1: it on the canvas. Then we like flopped it on

728
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:29,319
Speaker 1: another canvas. Everyone had their turn with the placenta to

729
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:32,600
Speaker 1: make like a it's like a handprint, but with the placenta. Right,

730
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:36,680
Speaker 1: So then she boils the placenta and was like who's

731
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:38,480
Speaker 1: going to eat it? And it was like this test

732
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:42,360
Speaker 1: of like who's who has the balls to eat this placenta,

733
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:44,719
Speaker 1: and I was like, fuck it, I do I will.

734
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:49,040
Speaker 1: I am the godparent and the Godfather give me the placenta,

735
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:50,879
Speaker 1: and I ate the placenta. And I was the only

736
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:52,799
Speaker 1: one that would do it. I was really proud. Well,

737
00:42:52,840 --> 00:43:02,040
Speaker 1: there's that hangover coming up for me. That's that's something else.

738
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:04,520
Speaker 1: That's something else. I didn't think I was gonna get

739
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 1: into here. So I think I ate a piece of

740
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:11,160
Speaker 1: a person. Did did you? Yeah? Did you get into

741
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:13,239
Speaker 1: this with Alice Cooper? It seems like he would like,

742
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:16,200
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, King of Shock Rock, cover this

743
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:22,399
Speaker 1: with Alice Cooper? All right, so gritty gritty tampon. I mean,

744
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:25,719
Speaker 1: I've like just eating burritos that I found on truck bumpers,

745
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:30,480
Speaker 1: but that's mostly more gross. That's mostly I don't like

746
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:34,400
Speaker 1: food waste than I drink and I get hungry. The

747
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:38,920
Speaker 1: combination of those beliefs kind of manifest itself, like anybody

748
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:42,840
Speaker 1: finishing this and I just go for it. I haven't

749
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:46,080
Speaker 1: found a placenta and any of those you don't know,

750
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:50,000
Speaker 1: I don't know. You may have been eating a human

751
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:54,520
Speaker 1: remains burrito. You have a podcast, the Boogey Monster, that

752
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:59,319
Speaker 1: talks about weird ship and fried chicken. Uh well yeah,

753
00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:03,799
Speaker 1: it really starts it about uh, trying to cover supernatural

754
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:08,000
Speaker 1: and unexplained phenomenon but somehow we always kind of wind

755
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:14,040
Speaker 1: up talking about food. Well, much like much like this,

756
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:17,359
Speaker 1: it all comes back to that common that shared experience

757
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:22,919
Speaker 1: of dining what you dine on. That's the interesting part. Yeah. Yeah,

758
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:26,640
Speaker 1: we do the Boogie Monster every week. I'm I'm finally

759
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:31,640
Speaker 1: starting to tour again. Shamelessly promote yourself right now, tell

760
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:34,319
Speaker 1: everybody where to find you and what you're up to.

761
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:37,880
Speaker 1: You go, oh, okay, well my name is Kyle Knine

762
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:41,640
Speaker 1: and I'm on the internet is Kyle Knine. It's real simple,

763
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:45,400
Speaker 1: it's everything. It's just my name. Nothing fancy. You go

764
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:47,719
Speaker 1: to the website. There's gonna be dates up there. I'm

765
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:54,640
Speaker 1: just I'm excited to get to telling jokes and hopefully

766
00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:57,560
Speaker 1: not being presented with body parts after shows. I don't want,

767
00:44:57,600 --> 00:45:00,520
Speaker 1: I don't. Don't give me like an igglue cooler and

768
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:02,520
Speaker 1: be like, don't worry, just open it, open it when

769
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:04,400
Speaker 1: you get back to the hotel, like I'm not. I'm no,

770
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:08,960
Speaker 1: thank you for that, no thank you. But dot com

771
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:13,399
Speaker 1: Calcane dot com and the Boogey Monsters podcast and you're

772
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:17,640
Speaker 1: going on tour. Yeah, we're getting things are getting back

773
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:20,920
Speaker 1: to normal. Well after that conversation, I don't know if

774
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:24,040
Speaker 1: we can say that, Hey, you can just consider this

775
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:27,480
Speaker 1: like the finale of the weirdest fucking year and a

776
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:31,960
Speaker 1: half of our lifetime, and then it's just gonna get

777
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:36,960
Speaker 1: really normal, really easy, and really fun after this. Oh yeah,

778
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,560
Speaker 1: it's not gonna be like like worldwide spring break and

779
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:42,800
Speaker 1: people are just gonna go bonkers. Oh I have I

780
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:45,000
Speaker 1: have a feeling people are just going to go full

781
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:49,120
Speaker 1: naked orgy crazy. I have one quick question I need

782
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:52,319
Speaker 1: to ask you before I can let you go. Mm hmm.

783
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 1: What is a secret conspiracy that you would like to

784
00:45:57,200 --> 00:46:02,560
Speaker 1: start on my show? Well, then I can start, yeah,

785
00:46:02,719 --> 00:46:09,560
Speaker 1: like keeping free Reign. Well, because I had one proven

786
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:14,040
Speaker 1: Oh we'll go. There was that Trader Joe's parking lots

787
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:16,479
Speaker 1: are made too small on purpose to make them seem

788
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:21,400
Speaker 1: more popular. Oh really, And then that got then a

789
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:27,640
Speaker 1: friend of mine, whoa, what are you doing? Everybody loves

790
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:32,120
Speaker 1: you Trader Joe's. Don't be shady, but do you love it?

791
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:34,560
Speaker 1: Because does everybody love it? Or is that parking lot

792
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:37,520
Speaker 1: just full? Up all the time. There's only five spots. No,

793
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:41,239
Speaker 1: I love it because they have gummies that are in

794
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:44,879
Speaker 1: this shape of sea creatures. Well, now we're going back

795
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:49,680
Speaker 1: to the figure. Now we're looping right back around. I'm sorry,

796
00:46:49,719 --> 00:46:56,840
Speaker 1: Okay for joining me today, Kyle name on cashing the creepies.

797
00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:01,680
Speaker 1: So appreciate anybody who's stuck with us through this journey.

798
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:05,120
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening, thank you for being here. Keep

799
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:08,960
Speaker 1: on creeping on, keep it creepy, and I'm gonna send

800
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,400
Speaker 1: you some pictures of weird fish. Well, thanks for having

801
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 1: my cash. I appreciate