WEBVTT - "Matchmaker Michelle" Recap Season 5, Episode 2

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like we haven't done this in like months, right,

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<v Speaker 1>it was just last week, I know, but I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>how do I do this again? Okay, there we are.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone will tell us if if we're not doing.

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<v Speaker 2>It, so hopefully hopefully Okay, So I don't care about

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<v Speaker 2>anything else right now except for hearing about your epic

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<v Speaker 2>weekend at New Kids on the Blocks opening night of

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<v Speaker 2>their residence. Taw me everything. I need details from the

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<v Speaker 2>whole weekend. Let's start at the beginning. And it was amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm still recovering and not from drinking or anything or debauchery, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just old, and I have trouble to stay here, Like.

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<v Speaker 2>I just disrupted my sleep pattern and I had to

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<v Speaker 2>use a different pillow.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yeah, so like I came home with like a

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<v Speaker 1>scratchy throat and my head's kind of throwing. So sorry

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<v Speaker 1>about the smoker's voice. And I stayed on me too

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<v Speaker 1>because I did.

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<v Speaker 2>I was doing press and then a bunch of live

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<v Speaker 2>shows and so I also, yeah, we've I said, we

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<v Speaker 2>sound like we've smoked two packs already today.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, nothing like starting off the morning right with a

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<v Speaker 1>two packer, right, But no, it was so fun, like

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<v Speaker 1>it was just the ultimate girl's weekend. I love you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I have friends from all around the world, all around

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<v Speaker 1>the world, all around the country, right like my friend

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<v Speaker 1>get me potentially all around the world. I'm sure. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sure I have friends there too, But the ones that

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<v Speaker 1>I go to New Kids events with, I'm Katie from Connecticut,

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<v Speaker 1>A two from Phoenix, Angela from Atlanta, and then Sanal

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<v Speaker 1>from New York.

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<v Speaker 2>We all meet like, Oh, I thought you were going

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<v Speaker 2>to say Sanal from Syracuse. I was really hoping because

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<v Speaker 2>everyone's to have Angela from Atlanta, like and.

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<v Speaker 1>Like you know what I mean, everyone had like there.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, this is like a thing I

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<v Speaker 2>thought you were going to say, like you know, Sarah

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<v Speaker 2>from xandiego.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we do joke because there's two Andreas in the group.

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<v Speaker 1>I call her we call her A two and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a B just to like differentiate. But yeah, we've made

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<v Speaker 1>jokes before about how everyone else will have to change

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<v Speaker 1>their name to Andrea because there's two Andrea's.

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<v Speaker 2>Well keep it going, but I think I think one

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<v Speaker 2>of them needs to change.

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<v Speaker 1>Where they say they're from. That would be a better Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well let them I'll work on it. Katie from Connecticut

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<v Speaker 1>was so son needs.

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<v Speaker 2>Kati from Connecticut, Angela from Atlanta.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, okay, and then you like, from I'll

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<v Speaker 1>tell her to move to Syracuse and that will solve that.

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<v Speaker 1>San Diego, Seattle, San Francisco.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, there's there's options, options, just not she's.

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<v Speaker 1>More East Coast southern, you know. Ye, well she works

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<v Speaker 1>in New York City, so that has to be we

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<v Speaker 1>have Syracuse probably would be the easiest.

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<v Speaker 2>Then yeah, yeah, okay, good let her know that that

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<v Speaker 2>that that she needs to be chosen.

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<v Speaker 1>Her next destination. Okay, yes, So anyways, it's great because

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<v Speaker 1>we don't see each other like on the regular, so

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<v Speaker 1>we have our annual like New Kids concert or crews

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever it is. These are my homeies, my besties

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<v Speaker 1>that I love that we get together, so it's so fun. Luckily,

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<v Speaker 1>usually all these things are on the East Coast. But finally,

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<v Speaker 1>finally Vegas we get something I can drive to. So

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<v Speaker 1>I did. I did the whole road trip on the

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<v Speaker 1>way and I charged at the same station that we charged,

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<v Speaker 1>so yeah, I know it was so I drove out there.

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<v Speaker 1>It was It's a beautiful drive, as you know, like

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<v Speaker 1>it was just just a great ring. But yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>was at the park MGM, so we all met up.

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<v Speaker 1>We had adjoining rooms. It's so fun. It's just I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>Vegas is just a it's unlike any other place in

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<v Speaker 1>the world.

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<v Speaker 2>You know this, it's insane, right, You have to really

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<v Speaker 2>you have to be willing to lean in against you

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<v Speaker 2>know what I mean, Like you have to be there

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<v Speaker 2>and be like.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, it's a it's a lot. Here we go. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a lot. It's people. It's it's people. It's so overstimulating.

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<v Speaker 2>My gosh, yes, it's it's and you just walk and

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<v Speaker 2>if you're like, I'm going here we go, then you're

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<v Speaker 2>fine with it. But if you're like, I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>if I'm up for this, like it just.

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<v Speaker 1>Feels like, you know, you just you have to like

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<v Speaker 1>brace yourself, like especially, be like, okay, right here I go.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm leaving the hotel room. I'm going out here I go.

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<v Speaker 1>Right yeah, And of course it takes like twenty minutes

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<v Speaker 1>to walk anywhere in the hotel, Like you know, you're

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<v Speaker 1>walking and walking and getting Yeah, you're in Disneyland everywhere

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<v Speaker 1>you're like here we Yeah, it all looks the same,

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<v Speaker 1>it all looks the same but different.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, ironically, I'm not I haven't even done to the

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<v Speaker 2>New Kids part yet. Okay, so you know, I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>we're just breaking down Vegas.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. The craziest thing was that my brother Darren, who's

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<v Speaker 1>been on the podcast. He loves Vegas and goes all

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<v Speaker 1>the time. He's he loves to gamble. So he's just like,

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<v Speaker 1>you're in I guess I'm in Vegas, and I'm just like,

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<v Speaker 1>you are not here. At the same time, he's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you doing. I mean he's secretly a New

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<v Speaker 1>Kids fan. No, no, no, absolutely not. He doesn't even

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<v Speaker 1>know their names. He tried to recite their names, and

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<v Speaker 1>he thought he and I would get along.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's like, I know Donnie and then there's a

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<v Speaker 1>Wallberg in there, and that's a Joey you know. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, so we we met up just briefly, like

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<v Speaker 1>he came to gamble at my hotel. I introduced him

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<v Speaker 1>to my friends and then he like, so we went

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<v Speaker 1>to blockhead Headquarters, which is like this experience blockheadquarters, blockhead Headquarters.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, no, but really, if you were smart, it

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<v Speaker 1>would have been block headquarters. Like that's just well they

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<v Speaker 1>did say blockhead HQ. Is that better? No, it's better.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I just feel like you could headquarters with

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<v Speaker 2>the word yeah, blockheadquarters.

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<v Speaker 1>Well i'll pass that note. I'll pass that note A.

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<v Speaker 2>Lot to manage that along with her moving to Syracuse.

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<v Speaker 1>So we went to block Headquarters. I'll just adopt that name, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>which is where they have like all their merch There's

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<v Speaker 1>the larger than life sized doll boxes that it's a

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<v Speaker 1>photo opportunity. You get like stand in the photo box

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<v Speaker 1>with your friends. They had like a confetti room, which

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<v Speaker 1>was a little anti climactic, but you go in there

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<v Speaker 1>for like thirty seconds and then like blow confetti everywhere

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<v Speaker 1>and you can take a photo or a video or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>So that was a little out of control and crowded

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<v Speaker 1>and crazy. But my brother like balcked his way in.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I had to get tickets for this, Like

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<v Speaker 1>I had. You have to like refresh and get tickets.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, how do you have to get tickets and your

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<v Speaker 2>brother got in for nothing?

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<v Speaker 1>What's the other way around?

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<v Speaker 2>At this point, new kids should be like you get

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<v Speaker 2>a cut, you know what I mean? Like you you

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<v Speaker 2>would have been such a dedicated fan. We actually are

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<v Speaker 2>giving you a percentage of tickets in.

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<v Speaker 1>The tickets were free, but you you did have to

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<v Speaker 1>reserve them in advance because it was a capacity okay,

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<v Speaker 1>clearly lot, like seventy five people in at a time

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<v Speaker 1>because it would be like way too crowded. Fire secrets

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<v Speaker 1>were free, but you did have to reserve them. So

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<v Speaker 1>my friends and I reserved unless you're Darren.

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<v Speaker 2>Barber, yeah, which case, well, he tried to talk his

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<v Speaker 2>way in and then someone walked out and said, here,

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<v Speaker 2>take my wristband, and so Darren walked in and tried

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<v Speaker 2>to fire. And I'm like, you were such a fish

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<v Speaker 2>out of water right now at blockhead Quarters.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but that's what you do.

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<v Speaker 2>He's go ahead if you're not really that committed and

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<v Speaker 2>you you'll find a way it'll happen.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh and he did. He did. So anyways, Block Headquarters

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<v Speaker 1>it was fine. It was too crowded and I never

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<v Speaker 1>need to go again. But then the concert, you know concert,

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<v Speaker 1>the opening night was Friday night. There was so much

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<v Speaker 1>uh excitement in the air, like people were just breasing,

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<v Speaker 1>Like blockheads were dressed up, there were sequins, there was

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<v Speaker 1>tool there was just like short dresses, no dresses, there

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<v Speaker 1>was just a whole lot of like everything, well not exactly,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know, you know we're showing some skin. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>this is great for it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Rocket, I've worked its Vegas. Nothing matters you walk around,

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<v Speaker 2>Lord knows, I've walked around like.

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<v Speaker 1>An idiot in Vegas.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm sure, yeah, that's dress, no dress, you know whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>So if you recall the last time we talked, and

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<v Speaker 1>I had said my expectations were very low because they

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<v Speaker 1>only started rehearsals like two weeks in advance, right right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is gonna be It's been like ten days

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<v Speaker 2>of them, six days of them are in four days

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<v Speaker 2>of them rehearsal.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm like, this might just be the same old thing,

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<v Speaker 1>the same old set list, and that's fine. I love

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<v Speaker 1>them all, support them anyways. But my expectations were kind

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<v Speaker 1>of low, and I was like, that's okay. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>the entire Blockhead community was blown away. Like the guys

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<v Speaker 1>stepped it up. They put some money into this show.

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<v Speaker 1>The production value was next level for new kids. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so yeah they had like a subway car. That's how

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<v Speaker 1>they that's oh I should okay. If you're going to

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<v Speaker 1>the concert and you don't want to be spoiled. Don't listen.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't listen from here.

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<v Speaker 2>On out because there's spoiler alert. There's yeah, subway cars.

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<v Speaker 2>There was a subway everything else.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how they like arrive on the stage because that

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<v Speaker 1>was part of their Please Don't Go Girl video, which

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<v Speaker 1>was their number one.

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<v Speaker 2>It was the first video significance of them in the subway.

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<v Speaker 2>Did they start singing in the subway?

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<v Speaker 1>No, they were boys from Boston, so like they rode

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<v Speaker 1>the tea everywhere and it's just a big part of

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<v Speaker 1>the culture and that was a big part of the video.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, so they like, legit step out of the

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<v Speaker 1>subway car. It's an actual what I heard is it's

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<v Speaker 1>an actual subway car from Boston that they somehow got

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<v Speaker 1>to Vegas. Like I don't even know how you okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So it's very authentic. Yeah. And then they had like

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<v Speaker 1>they had a Corvette, like a white not a corvette.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it a corvette? It's a convertible, a convert your car. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know my cars, but they they like another

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<v Speaker 1>part they drive in on white was a.

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<v Speaker 2>White Corvette some significance. What video was invertible that was.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll Be Loving You Forever or was it hanging tough.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was I'll be Loving You forever. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. One of the videos. Yeah, so they

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<v Speaker 1>like go.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, one of the videos was like a white white convertible, convertible,

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<v Speaker 2>white convertible, like an old school Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Like an old school probably like a Cadillac. Yeah, maybe Cadillac.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what. That's like, a big one, like big long trunk. Yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>that's it. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so that was

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<v Speaker 1>part of the number. But okay, the highlight of the show, well,

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<v Speaker 1>there were a lot of highlights. They did some deep cuts,

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<v Speaker 1>they did some numbers that they haven't performed in like

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen years. Oh, they did some Yeah, we were very exciting.

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<v Speaker 1>Was for the fans for sure, This was this is

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<v Speaker 1>for the fans who were like, we have been here

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<v Speaker 1>a long time and they were delivering. But the probably

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<v Speaker 1>the highlight of the whole performance was they had these

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<v Speaker 1>flying phone booths. I'm not kidding. They had they lowered

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<v Speaker 1>these five It was like a phone booth or at

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<v Speaker 1>first I thought it might have been like the doll box,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was.

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<v Speaker 2>Like almost like a British looking sort of phone.

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<v Speaker 1>But like, yeah, it's just like a like like an

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<v Speaker 1>old school phone booth, like an old school phone both.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Right, it was like that we recognized and that

0:10:59.559 --> 0:11:02.360
<v Speaker 2>people young generations are like, well, what is that glass

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<v Speaker 2>box which you stand in exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>Every exactly, So it's like a it's kind of like

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<v Speaker 1>a nod to the nineties. I thought it might have

0:11:07.920 --> 0:11:10.600
<v Speaker 1>been like an old like like a doll box, but whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>whatever you want to call it. Yeah, each each of

0:11:13.240 --> 0:11:16.240
<v Speaker 1>the five guys they strapped themselves in and it took

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<v Speaker 1>them way up to the top of the theater and

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<v Speaker 1>out over the audience. They were like face to face

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<v Speaker 1>with the balcony, with the audience in the balcony, and

0:11:24.120 --> 0:11:26.600
<v Speaker 1>they asked their minds because they're in the balcony. They're

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<v Speaker 1>just like, you know, we got the cheap seats, were

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<v Speaker 1>never going to see them up close, and then they

0:11:29.760 --> 0:11:31.880
<v Speaker 1>were there like right up close. They did a whole

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<v Speaker 1>number from like the sky. It was great. John was very.

0:11:35.440 --> 0:11:37.880
<v Speaker 2>Narouse did that at her at the last concert that

0:11:37.960 --> 0:11:41.120
<v Speaker 2>she did, where she like got on this box thing

0:11:41.240 --> 0:11:43.520
<v Speaker 2>and then it like raised and so it was at

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<v Speaker 2>like sort of level to see.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's so I mean, the things they can do now,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it's it's great. Well, they know, we don't.

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<v Speaker 2>We're not used to this as blockheads because they usually

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<v Speaker 2>tour like they get they put they load everything on

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<v Speaker 2>a tour bus and they go around the pantry. Touring

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<v Speaker 2>is I mean you can do I've seen tours the

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<v Speaker 2>Beyonce tour. I mean there that is going city to

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<v Speaker 2>city and it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Und does she have five flying phone booths that she

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<v Speaker 1>takes with her around the country.

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<v Speaker 2>You would not believe the things that appear in a

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<v Speaker 2>Beyonce concert. I've never been to a Beyonce concert. I

0:12:22.480 --> 0:12:24.000
<v Speaker 2>only go to let me tell you, what do you

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<v Speaker 2>want to talk production value? Oh, I can imagine. I

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<v Speaker 2>can't imagine.

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<v Speaker 1>Hers is just next level. Yeah, but for new kids,

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<v Speaker 1>this was great. They can do a lot more things.

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<v Speaker 1>Flying phone booths. I'm totally for flying phone but it

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<v Speaker 1>was amazing. It was I got a little nervous, I

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<v Speaker 1>have to admit I was a little nervous for them

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<v Speaker 1>because then well, yeah, because you know you got like

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<v Speaker 1>Donnie who's like moving it around. He's like there's always

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<v Speaker 1>one kid that has to like shake the you know,

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<v Speaker 1>shake the phone, swing on. It's like that. So I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, don't do that, you know. Anyways, it was outstanding.

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<v Speaker 1>It was definitely highlight but the whole show, Like I screamed,

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<v Speaker 1>the higher time I stood, the entire time I danced,

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<v Speaker 1>the entire time. It was just the best, Like, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my gosh, I'm so proud of them because it's such

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<v Speaker 1>it's honestly one of their best shows they've ever done,

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<v Speaker 1>if not the best show they've ever done.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's exactly what it should be, you know what

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<v Speaker 2>I mean. And it sounds like they really considered the

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<v Speaker 2>fact that a lot of the people coming to this

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<v Speaker 2>are like die hard fans that have loved them for

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<v Speaker 2>a long time. So like give them stuff that they know,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean, Like give them stuff that's

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<v Speaker 2>not just sort of the surface level, like not just

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<v Speaker 2>best hits, right, Yeah, exactly, play it for the fans

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<v Speaker 2>that like get really excited to hear some of those

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<v Speaker 2>deep cuts.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, it was so good. It was so good.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going back in November because they're doing I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know how many shows, they're doing anything three weekends in

0:13:45.200 --> 0:13:47.320
<v Speaker 1>June and then they take a long break and then

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<v Speaker 1>they come back in November. So I will be back

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<v Speaker 1>in November of course, and yeah, it was just amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>Go see it. Or if you're in Vegas, go see it.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're not in Vegas, go to Vegas and see it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's phenomenal. It was just always a good time,

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<v Speaker 1>even the the you know, they always have like the

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<v Speaker 1>older people who were comps to get in, like the

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<v Speaker 1>people who were in the casino and you're like.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, here, right, we're gonna give your free tickets.

0:14:09.240 --> 0:14:12.640
<v Speaker 1>To something because you've lost all your money gambling or whatever. Right, Yeah,

0:14:12.880 --> 0:14:15.320
<v Speaker 1>older people were totally into it. So I'm just like,

0:14:15.400 --> 0:14:19.600
<v Speaker 1>this is multi generational. It's great. I mean, let's be fair.

0:14:19.760 --> 0:14:23.680
<v Speaker 2>At this point, those people are our parents' age. So

0:14:23.800 --> 0:14:26.320
<v Speaker 2>they had to listen to this crap. Yeah crap, but

0:14:26.440 --> 0:14:28.520
<v Speaker 2>I don't mean it like right, but they listened. This

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<v Speaker 2>was the stuff that they listened to in the car

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<v Speaker 2>with us on the.

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<v Speaker 1>Radio, you know what I mean. It's like, yes, this

0:14:35.640 --> 0:14:38.640
<v Speaker 1>is like the tailor Swift for a side girls, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>so we'd.

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<v Speaker 2>Like seventy five will be like, oh my gosh, I

0:14:41.920 --> 0:14:43.320
<v Speaker 2>remember this Taylor Swift.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah it's so great. Yeah, a great trip. Just I've

0:14:47.000 --> 0:14:49.360
<v Speaker 1>just been floating, even though I have like a head cold.

0:14:49.360 --> 0:14:49.560
<v Speaker 2>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>I've just been floating for days because it was amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>So well, I am so glad that. I'm so glad

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<v Speaker 2>that you had a good time and had a good

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<v Speaker 2>we thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, and me too. I couldn't wait, your doll, I

0:15:03.000 --> 0:15:06.320
<v Speaker 1>couldn't wait to tell you about it and share it

0:15:06.360 --> 0:15:08.400
<v Speaker 1>with our fan read ice. I know well.

0:15:08.440 --> 0:15:10.560
<v Speaker 2>I texted you at one point this weekend and you.

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<v Speaker 1>Were like, oh, I'm driving back. I was like that girl,

0:15:13.120 --> 0:15:17.280
<v Speaker 1>never mind, like go please do not. Don't worry about

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<v Speaker 1>me now.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, you'll go do NKOTB and we will talk when

0:15:23.240 --> 0:15:23.720
<v Speaker 2>you get back.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yep, it's so great. Oh good great, Yes, And

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<v Speaker 1>I know you were You did some traveling yourself. We

0:15:31.120 --> 0:15:33.120
<v Speaker 1>were both out of town. You went to New y

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<v Speaker 1>How was your whirlwind trip to New York? It was lovely.

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<v Speaker 2>I went to New York. Uh for like you know,

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<v Speaker 2>less than forty eight hours. I did Good Morning America

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<v Speaker 2>and what else? Good to New York and people and

0:15:50.320 --> 0:15:52.120
<v Speaker 2>a few other things nice.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was great and I did it.

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<v Speaker 2>It was pressed for my lifetime movie that came out

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<v Speaker 2>on the twenty first.

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<v Speaker 1>It already came out, dang it. I gotta watch it

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<v Speaker 1>Saturday the twenty first.

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<v Speaker 2>It's called Dateless to Dangerous my Son's Secret Life. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to watch the drama, but no, it's about you know,

0:16:08.240 --> 0:16:13.560
<v Speaker 2>young boy, teenage boy that gets radicalized online in these

0:16:14.280 --> 0:16:20.200
<v Speaker 2>sort of manisphere misogynistic, racist, violent areas of the internet

0:16:20.280 --> 0:16:23.320
<v Speaker 2>that are really attracting a lot of young men through

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<v Speaker 2>community and feeling like they belong.

0:16:26.200 --> 0:16:27.040
<v Speaker 1>And all this kind of stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>So I felt like it was a really important topic.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, and also, of course Adolescence had come out

0:16:34.640 --> 0:16:37.960
<v Speaker 2>has come out recently, yea, so people are really talking

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<v Speaker 2>about this topic and sort of you know, what's happening

0:16:42.840 --> 0:16:47.240
<v Speaker 2>to young people in general, but young men in general

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<v Speaker 2>are turning towards violence and hatred and rage and and

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<v Speaker 2>it's very scary, so important and so anyway, I was

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<v Speaker 2>really really happy with it. I haven't watched the whole

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<v Speaker 2>thing yet because I was wondering, I ever do right

0:17:04.440 --> 0:17:07.919
<v Speaker 2>that watch podcasts in thirty years? Is reach Out your

0:17:07.920 --> 0:17:12.560
<v Speaker 2>lifetime movie? But yeah, I I was really you know,

0:17:12.760 --> 0:17:14.680
<v Speaker 2>I've watched that half of it. I was really really

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<v Speaker 2>proud of what we did.

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<v Speaker 1>So and the kids in it.

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<v Speaker 2>Alexander Elliott that plays my son Miles and Nikki Rumel

0:17:21.320 --> 0:17:22.879
<v Speaker 2>who plays my daughter Hayley.

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<v Speaker 1>They were just phenomenal actors. It's a heavy topic. Yeah,

0:17:27.119 --> 0:17:28.520
<v Speaker 1>it's a lovely topic.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know when you read the script, you're like, oh,

0:17:30.600 --> 0:17:31.480
<v Speaker 2>I love this script.

0:17:31.560 --> 0:17:35.680
<v Speaker 1>Like but you know, you're like, I really hope whoever.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, the the young actress that plays Miles, like

0:17:39.359 --> 0:17:41.560
<v Speaker 2>they really have to carry a lot on their shoulders,

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<v Speaker 2>and I hope, you know, and you just want a

0:17:44.119 --> 0:17:45.960
<v Speaker 2>really great actor for it, and we got one.

0:17:46.000 --> 0:17:48.159
<v Speaker 1>So it was it was great. But yeah, I went

0:17:48.200 --> 0:17:49.040
<v Speaker 1>and did pressed for that.

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<v Speaker 2>Saw my friend Josh McBride in New York and we

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<v Speaker 2>went out to a concert thing at his friend's house

0:17:58.160 --> 0:18:00.560
<v Speaker 2>for Juneteenth, which was it was We went down to

0:18:00.560 --> 0:18:05.720
<v Speaker 2>Harlem and his friends they do like this huge concert

0:18:06.000 --> 0:18:09.760
<v Speaker 2>on the stoop of a of a Brownstone on like

0:18:09.800 --> 0:18:14.320
<v Speaker 2>one nineteenth and Lenox and it's his friends Brownstone that

0:18:14.400 --> 0:18:15.560
<v Speaker 2>they have this thing on.

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<v Speaker 1>Like the street was packed. It was just it was

0:18:18.119 --> 0:18:22.439
<v Speaker 1>such a great vibe, really really really amazing. And I

0:18:22.520 --> 0:18:24.640
<v Speaker 1>was such a New York that's such a New York

0:18:24.680 --> 0:18:26.439
<v Speaker 1>thing too, Like this is such a New York thing.

0:18:26.480 --> 0:18:27.720
<v Speaker 2>It was such a and it was you know again

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<v Speaker 2>it was a juneteen celebration, so it was there was just, uh,

0:18:33.040 --> 0:18:37.080
<v Speaker 2>just a really great amount of like black culture represented

0:18:37.200 --> 0:18:41.679
<v Speaker 2>and joy and positivity, and it was I was just

0:18:41.800 --> 0:18:44.840
<v Speaker 2>really honored that I, you know, got to got to

0:18:44.920 --> 0:18:47.040
<v Speaker 2>come down for a little bit and hear some amazing

0:18:47.119 --> 0:18:48.120
<v Speaker 2>music and have some fun.

0:18:48.240 --> 0:18:49.880
<v Speaker 1>And yeah, so I did that.

0:18:49.880 --> 0:18:51.600
<v Speaker 2>That was like my one little bit of sort of

0:18:51.680 --> 0:18:54.160
<v Speaker 2>fun that you know, we got in there. Yeah, and

0:18:54.200 --> 0:18:56.399
<v Speaker 2>then uh yeah, and then I came home and then

0:18:56.440 --> 0:19:00.440
<v Speaker 2>I uh did my live show on Saturday. I did

0:19:00.480 --> 0:19:04.000
<v Speaker 2>my smoke show with Sweet and Comedy Pageant our Pride

0:19:04.160 --> 0:19:06.879
<v Speaker 2>Edition on Saturday. Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>It was great. It was great.

0:19:08.119 --> 0:19:12.960
<v Speaker 2>We had Jessica Michelle Singleton, who's a hilarious comic, Sandy

0:19:13.040 --> 0:19:16.200
<v Speaker 2>Danto who's been on a bunch of Comedy Central and

0:19:16.520 --> 0:19:19.520
<v Speaker 2>Tonight Show and stuff, and then my friend Daniel Webb

0:19:19.760 --> 0:19:22.640
<v Speaker 2>who has been opening for Margaret Show on the road

0:19:22.680 --> 0:19:24.919
<v Speaker 2>for a while. So we had we had a lot

0:19:24.960 --> 0:19:27.400
<v Speaker 2>of fun and you know, it was a great time.

0:19:27.600 --> 0:19:31.200
<v Speaker 2>And we have our next one July nineteenth.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, so that's the one that I'm going to try

0:19:32.960 --> 0:19:33.800
<v Speaker 1>to come. That's the one that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, you're coming to and Kim and yeah.

0:19:37.560 --> 0:19:41.280
<v Speaker 1>Sony, is Melanie coming, I don't know, but we think

0:19:41.320 --> 0:19:44.960
<v Speaker 1>Melo's gonna come anyway. But yeah, it's so July nineteenth.

0:19:45.280 --> 0:19:47.640
<v Speaker 2>We spoke LA if anybody here in the LA area

0:19:47.680 --> 0:19:52.760
<v Speaker 2>wants to come come out support say hello. Yeah, well there,

0:19:52.880 --> 0:19:57.040
<v Speaker 2>So there was one lovely fan and her husband who

0:19:57.119 --> 0:20:01.119
<v Speaker 2>came and they were taking their daughter down to a

0:20:01.400 --> 0:20:06.719
<v Speaker 2>dance competition in San Diego and the show happened to

0:20:06.800 --> 0:20:11.600
<v Speaker 2>be like on their way sort of down there, and

0:20:11.760 --> 0:20:16.080
<v Speaker 2>so they brought the kid and I so we were like, wait, there's.

0:20:15.960 --> 0:20:16.760
<v Speaker 1>A kid in the audience.

0:20:17.440 --> 0:20:22.400
<v Speaker 2>So, but the venue also has these spaces that are

0:20:22.600 --> 0:20:28.000
<v Speaker 2>soundproof podcasting booths, and so the venue had said the

0:20:28.560 --> 0:20:30.680
<v Speaker 2>little girl really just wanted to see me come out

0:20:30.680 --> 0:20:34.280
<v Speaker 2>on stage and get a picture afterwards, and her mom

0:20:34.320 --> 0:20:36.560
<v Speaker 2>was totally fine with her sitting in the soundproof booth

0:20:36.920 --> 0:20:39.240
<v Speaker 2>like to the side of the room on her iPad

0:20:39.280 --> 0:20:42.680
<v Speaker 2>with headphones while we had you know, the completely outrageous

0:20:42.840 --> 0:20:45.240
<v Speaker 2>like Pride comedy show that just made a lot of

0:20:45.240 --> 0:20:50.880
<v Speaker 2>dick jokes. So yeah, but at first I was like, oh, no,

0:20:51.119 --> 0:20:54.119
<v Speaker 2>a child. Yeah, I didn't plan and I was like,

0:20:54.160 --> 0:20:56.280
<v Speaker 2>I mean, you know, I guess I was like nine

0:20:56.320 --> 0:20:58.840
<v Speaker 2>when I went with Bob the the Laugh Factory and

0:20:59.400 --> 0:21:02.160
<v Speaker 2>I turned out, all right, is so, what's the worse

0:21:02.240 --> 0:21:04.919
<v Speaker 2>that could happen? But no, she was she was in

0:21:04.960 --> 0:21:07.359
<v Speaker 2>a soundproof booth, so her innocence has been prolong and

0:21:07.440 --> 0:21:09.600
<v Speaker 2>she was very cute and super sweet and excited to

0:21:09.600 --> 0:21:10.159
<v Speaker 2>get a picture.

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<v Speaker 1>And oh I love that. Yeah it was. The show

0:21:12.880 --> 0:21:13.520
<v Speaker 1>went really great.

0:21:13.600 --> 0:21:16.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm having such an awesome time doing it. And yeah,

0:21:16.400 --> 0:21:16.720
<v Speaker 2>it was fun.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it. Did you make a lot of changes

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<v Speaker 1>from the first show or was it pretty much?

0:21:20.640 --> 0:21:23.840
<v Speaker 2>We we just we have like a rotating where we

0:21:24.000 --> 0:21:28.399
<v Speaker 2>try and kind of rotate out a few different segments

0:21:28.440 --> 0:21:31.280
<v Speaker 2>each time. Yeah, and you know, it's we're still kind

0:21:31.280 --> 0:21:33.479
<v Speaker 2>of in the early stages of this particular show, so

0:21:33.520 --> 0:21:37.920
<v Speaker 2>we're like trying new things out. Things that worked really well. Okay,

0:21:37.960 --> 0:21:39.840
<v Speaker 2>well it's that we like that keep that you know,

0:21:39.920 --> 0:21:42.439
<v Speaker 2>this one Okay, maybe that didn't hit so great, you know,

0:21:42.560 --> 0:21:45.199
<v Speaker 2>but it's, uh, it's going really well.

0:21:45.240 --> 0:21:48.000
<v Speaker 1>I love that. We're very happy with it, and I

0:21:48.000 --> 0:21:49.440
<v Speaker 1>can't wait to see it. So I'll get to see

0:21:49.480 --> 0:21:52.000
<v Speaker 1>it at the show next I cannot wait. It's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be so good.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, since we've done a minie show Chattered.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys want to get to the boy.

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<v Speaker 2>What Literally, it's just like, here's our weekend, let's see.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god if it's twenty two minutes and I am

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<v Speaker 2>so sorry everyone, Sorry, everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>We had a lot to catch up on. We had

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<v Speaker 1>a big weekends, and we've been seen each other in

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<v Speaker 1>like seven days, so we had a lot to catch

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<v Speaker 1>up in a week, and many things have happened.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, here we go, ready, one, two, three, and now welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>Back to How Rude tan Ritos. I'm Andrea Barber and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Jody Sweet, and today we're discussing season five, episode two,

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<v Speaker 1>Matchmaker Michelle. It originally aired September twenty fourth, nineteen ninety one,

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<v Speaker 1>and it goes a little something like this, Michelle and Teddy.

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<v Speaker 2>Schem scheme scheme schem scheme scheme is that schmear it's

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<v Speaker 2>a shitchle right, Like, no, it's not a Yiddish word.

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<v Speaker 1>That is scheme schem scheme.

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<v Speaker 2>Si. I like saying scheme, so schemy.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go. We should do this whole recap pronouncing

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<v Speaker 1>the things wrong. That would be Oh, people would really

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<v Speaker 1>love that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, twenty three minutes in that's what we should

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<v Speaker 2>start doing.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so Michelle and Teddy scheme to couple Danny with

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<v Speaker 1>their kindergarten teacher, which is really Michelle who's scheming or scheming,

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<v Speaker 1>and Teddy's just kind of like going along. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>but Michelle, Michelle has an agenda, she has Teddy's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like kind of be I mean, we'll get that,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll get there. Yeah, he's kind of started this whole thing,

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<v Speaker 1>so gonna start That's kind of Teddy's fault. Blame Teddy.

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<v Speaker 1>It was directed by Joelswick, it was written by Ellen Guiless,

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<v Speaker 1>and we got great guest stars returning. Gary returns as

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<v Speaker 1>Gary Griffin, the Redheaded Ripper. Yeah it was great. I

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<v Speaker 1>think he had a line. I think he's the one

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<v Speaker 1>that yelled at Jesse and the Smash Club or yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>a line, so he gets credit. June Lockhart returns as

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<v Speaker 1>Miss will Trout, and Taj Marie returns as Teddy. And

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<v Speaker 1>oh boys, he the most adorable little living doll. He

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<v Speaker 1>is just so so cuute. We start with the teezer

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<v Speaker 1>in the girls room. Michelle runs into the room and

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<v Speaker 1>makes a bee line for dj who is fast asleep.

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<v Speaker 1>Even though all the lights are still on, very bright house.

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<v Speaker 1>She shakes her sister and shouts, DJ, DJ, wake up.

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<v Speaker 1>DJ groans, oh, it's Saturday morning. I'm sleeping. Michelle questions,

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<v Speaker 1>then why are you talking? And DJ explains I'm talking

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<v Speaker 1>in my sleep. Good night, and throws her pillow over

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<v Speaker 1>her head. Michelle completely disregards DJ's hope for peace and quiet.

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<v Speaker 1>She shouts, you're missing the road Runner cartoon, and then

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<v Speaker 1>she runs around the room mimicking the Roadrunner Meet Me,

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<v Speaker 1>Meet me. DJ interrupts, Hey, looney tune, cut the meeping.

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<v Speaker 1>When you reach a certain age, you're just too mature

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<v Speaker 1>to waste your Saturday morning watching cartoons. Right on cue.

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<v Speaker 1>Joey excitedly runs into the room to tell Michelle that

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<v Speaker 1>she's missing Roadrunner. He gives her a brief rundown on

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<v Speaker 1>what she's missed. Apparently, Wiley Coyote is suspended midair but

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<v Speaker 1>hasn't started to fall just yet. Michelle questions, how come

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<v Speaker 1>he doesn't fall until he looks down, and Joey tells

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<v Speaker 1>her that's how cartoon gravity works. That's kind of true,

0:25:24.359 --> 0:25:29.080
<v Speaker 1>you know, like they all like the suspend air look down.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you imagine if that was really how it was like,

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<v Speaker 1>if you just ran hard enough off of the thing,

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<v Speaker 1>you'd be like, I just don't look down, just look downtown.

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of like that Squid Game episode, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like don't let yeah back down? Yeah yeah, give you

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<v Speaker 1>a dark So Joey grabs her hand and pulls her

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<v Speaker 1>out of the room so they can continue watching. On

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<v Speaker 1>their way out, they both shout meet me, mape me,

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<v Speaker 1>and DJ sighs, Oh well, I'm up, and she trudges

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<v Speaker 1>towards the door and half heartedly copies them, Mate mebe,

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<v Speaker 1>mate mebe. Next to Michelle's room, Joey walks in with

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<v Speaker 1>Teddy and happily tells Michelle that someone came over to play.

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<v Speaker 1>Michelle casually says hi Teddy, and Teddy smiles Hi, Michelle.

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<v Speaker 1>Joey wonders, so what are you too? Crazy kids up

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<v Speaker 1>to a little tea party, and Teddy mischievously grins, We're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna play Terminator two. Joey imitates Arnold Schwarzenegger and responds, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>no problem o asta la vista baby, consider that a divorce.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the party pooper.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't get the last two, but maybe it's because

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't ever seen any of the terminators.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, these are like his classic lines that he

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<v Speaker 1>says that in that same voice. Okay. Michelle and Teddy

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<v Speaker 1>crack up at Joey's silliness, and then Joey tries to

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<v Speaker 1>exit the room, but his muscly stance prevents him from

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<v Speaker 1>doing so. The kids continue to laugh and Joey eyes

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<v Speaker 1>them I'll be back, and then he side steps out

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<v Speaker 1>of the room. Dave really commits to these bits, like

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<v Speaker 1>he just goes for it. I mean, Dave loves a

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<v Speaker 1>good voice, you know, yes, so good at it. So

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<v Speaker 1>Michelle suggests that she and Teddy play house. Teddy agrees

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<v Speaker 1>and offers to play the daddy, and Michelle exclaims, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>play Uncle Jesse. Teddy's face scrunches with confusion. Uncle Jesse,

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<v Speaker 1>you should be the mommy, and Michelle admits I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know how to be a mommy. I know. Heartbreak. We

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<v Speaker 1>basically in the first scene still and it's like starting he's.

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<v Speaker 2>Like my mom's dad, I mean, but at least I

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<v Speaker 2>mean always we're talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>It, and we're talking about it. Really, this is the.

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<v Speaker 2>First time we've ever really seen Michelle deal with it,

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<v Speaker 2>because she's been so little up util that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's true, that's this is a very important episode in

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<v Speaker 1>that respect. Yeah, and Teddy asks why not, and Michelle

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<v Speaker 1>informs him, I don't have a mommy, So Teddy advises her,

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<v Speaker 1>you should get one. Mommies use fabric softener on your pajamas.

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<v Speaker 1>Michelle smiles, My daddy does that.

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<v Speaker 2>See egalitarian from in the early es.

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<v Speaker 1>My dad does the laundry. Yeah, it's like you don't

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<v Speaker 1>need a mom for that. Yeah, Danny Tanner, Teddy ads,

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<v Speaker 1>mommies always have good candy in their purse, and Michelle admits,

0:28:12.560 --> 0:28:15.960
<v Speaker 1>my daddy has wet naps in his wallet. Teddy tells

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<v Speaker 1>her that mommies smell nice and wear pretty dresses, and

0:28:19.280 --> 0:28:22.000
<v Speaker 1>Michelle's I mean, if they want to, sometimes they might

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<v Speaker 1>wear pants. This is the nineties. I know they're very gender,

0:28:25.840 --> 0:28:27.399
<v Speaker 1>but it was yeah, yeah, no, I get it. I

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<v Speaker 1>get it. And Michelle size you got me there. Teddy

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't sugarcoat it. It's too bad you don't have a mommy.

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<v Speaker 1>You're missing something good. Harsh. Oh, this is just brutalil brutal. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Michelle pouts and lays her head in her hands. You're right,

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<v Speaker 1>I need a mommy. Yeah, straight out of the gate.

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<v Speaker 1>This is just like, this is heart wrenching. Yeah. So

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<v Speaker 1>I was reminded of the Honeybee sleepover episode where those

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<v Speaker 1>girls just kept let's do let's wear high heels and

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<v Speaker 1>two right right right, rubbing it in. And I was

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<v Speaker 1>so irritated at those Honeybees. But I'm not irritated, not

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<v Speaker 1>as irritated with Teddy for some reason, because I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know he's.

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<v Speaker 2>Yelling because well he's younger, and also it's one on one. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's so it doesn't feel as obviously.

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<v Speaker 1>Slighting like you're the only one, like when you're.

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<v Speaker 2>The only one left out and it's a mom and

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<v Speaker 2>a daughter thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>They it was almost like a point to be exclusionary

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<v Speaker 2>from everybody else.

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<v Speaker 1>And this just is like a little kid asking a question. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and Teddy he doesn't know any better. He does, he's

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<v Speaker 1>not trying to make her feel bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So like I kind of like, you know, you're

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<v Speaker 2>like damn, but this is what kids do, right, And

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<v Speaker 2>they're like.

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<v Speaker 1>Why is why do you have a weird nose? And

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<v Speaker 1>You're like, oh cool.

0:29:52.640 --> 0:29:58.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah's on their minds, Like yeah about that all my life.

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of a prerequisite for five year olds to

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<v Speaker 1>just blab out whatever's on their mind.

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<v Speaker 2>They say the uncomfortable thing before you learn that sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>you shouldn't say things.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so Teddy gets a pass for this. It was

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<v Speaker 1>made me sad, but I'm not mad at him because

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<v Speaker 1>he's just being a five year old. Next, in the

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<v Speaker 1>girls room, Danny is vacuuming while Steph is doing homework

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<v Speaker 1>on her bed and wearing her cute glasses. Yeah, I'm glad,

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<v Speaker 1>like I look like Arnold. Is that the name of it.

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<v Speaker 2>No, not Arnold Waldo. No, oh, yeah, that's w Waldo.

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<v Speaker 1>There's also weird.

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<v Speaker 2>There's another little cartoon. I think that it has like

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<v Speaker 2>some but the turtle. There's a turtle that wears glasses

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<v Speaker 2>and but it's the little round ones.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah Waldo. Frank Is it Franklin? No, that's what I'm

0:30:46.880 --> 0:30:49.760
<v Speaker 1>thinking of. Franklin. We have My turtle's name is Franklin.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, that's why. That's the only reason why I know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah between yeah, somewhere between Franklin and Waldo.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I love it. So Steph erases something on her

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<v Speaker 1>paper and Danny takes the liberty of vacuuming up the

0:31:02.560 --> 0:31:07.280
<v Speaker 1>eraser shavings. This hate eraser shavings. I know they an

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<v Speaker 1>it's very annoying. I agree. This sparks a brilliant idea

0:31:11.520 --> 0:31:14.040
<v Speaker 1>in her mind, and she tells her dad, just to

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<v Speaker 1>save you some more cleaning, what's the capital of Ecuador?

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<v Speaker 1>Danny insists it'd be better for her to look it

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<v Speaker 1>up instead of him just giving her the answer. Steph

0:31:23.880 --> 0:31:26.560
<v Speaker 1>sees right through him. You don't know, do you, and

0:31:26.640 --> 0:31:31.240
<v Speaker 1>Danny admits, not a clue. It's Keto. By the way. See,

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to say, what is the guy? I

0:31:32.640 --> 0:31:33.880
<v Speaker 1>looked it up. I would like to know. I look

0:31:33.920 --> 0:31:36.760
<v Speaker 1>at I didn't know, but I looked it up. It's Keto. Yeah, okay,

0:31:36.800 --> 0:31:39.240
<v Speaker 1>good to know. Now we all know it's an educational

0:31:39.280 --> 0:31:43.760
<v Speaker 1>podcast here geography. So then DJ walks in and tells

0:31:43.800 --> 0:31:46.160
<v Speaker 1>her dad, I have to write a paper about what

0:31:46.200 --> 0:31:49.320
<v Speaker 1>it's like being another person. So guess what I'm doing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to live in someone else's house for two days,

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<v Speaker 1>and someone else is going to live here. Danny responds

0:31:55.440 --> 0:31:58.000
<v Speaker 1>that sounds like a neat idea. Who's going to live here?

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<v Speaker 2>This is? It feels like something you'd need a permission

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<v Speaker 2>slip for first you know what I.

0:32:04.160 --> 0:32:09.400
<v Speaker 1>Mean, Like the parents don't know we're switching kids.

0:32:09.480 --> 0:32:12.760
<v Speaker 2>What in today's ag you'd have to sign one million

0:32:12.840 --> 0:32:16.600
<v Speaker 2>release forms and like yeah, now all of all of them.

0:32:16.880 --> 0:32:19.960
<v Speaker 2>This is where the idea for the show wife swap came.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I bet from this, from this very right, yeah yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so on cue Jimmy Gibbler comes barging into the room,

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<v Speaker 1>knocking her suitcases against the wall without a care in

0:32:30.040 --> 0:32:32.080
<v Speaker 1>the world. It's such a good interest.

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<v Speaker 2>You are buff because you've got suitcases full as of

0:32:35.520 --> 0:32:36.440
<v Speaker 2>you're slanging them.

0:32:37.280 --> 0:32:41.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah right, Like I love it was great. Like I

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<v Speaker 1>just I'm gonna just brag about myself for just like

0:32:43.600 --> 0:32:46.880
<v Speaker 1>I I'm just so proud of how I embodied like

0:32:46.920 --> 0:32:51.240
<v Speaker 1>the physicality of mcause that was direction, Like that was me.

0:32:51.320 --> 0:32:52.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm just like, I'm going to bang these things again.

0:32:53.040 --> 0:32:55.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm just yeah, because you're like, that's Kimmy is just

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<v Speaker 2>let me come in as loudly and obnoxiously as possible

0:32:59.280 --> 0:33:02.760
<v Speaker 2>and oblivious do my, she's just.

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<v Speaker 1>A bullet and china shop.

0:33:03.880 --> 0:33:07.200
<v Speaker 2>But she doesn't care, so just doesn't Yeah, no idea.

0:33:07.640 --> 0:33:11.160
<v Speaker 1>I freaking love that. So anyways, she greets Danny ola

0:33:11.280 --> 0:33:15.800
<v Speaker 1>mister T, and Stephanie runs up to her dad in horror.

0:33:16.400 --> 0:33:19.800
<v Speaker 2>Do something she's got luggage.

0:33:21.240 --> 0:33:25.320
<v Speaker 1>Danny shakes his head, God save us all. DJ laps

0:33:25.360 --> 0:33:28.720
<v Speaker 1>them off. It's for school. Every good grade helps me

0:33:28.760 --> 0:33:32.040
<v Speaker 1>get into college. Danny then goes back on everything he's

0:33:32.040 --> 0:33:34.440
<v Speaker 1>ever said to his girls about schooling. You know, a

0:33:34.480 --> 0:33:39.160
<v Speaker 1>good education is highly overrated. DJ tells her family members

0:33:39.200 --> 0:33:42.000
<v Speaker 1>to relax, and she assures them that she'll they'll have

0:33:42.040 --> 0:33:45.280
<v Speaker 1>a great time because Kimmy isn't actually Kimmy. She's gonna

0:33:45.280 --> 0:33:48.160
<v Speaker 1>be DJ, and DJ won't be herself because she's gonna

0:33:48.160 --> 0:33:51.560
<v Speaker 1>be Kimmy. Then she stops her rambling and asks, am

0:33:51.600 --> 0:33:55.280
<v Speaker 1>I going too fast? Mister T? Danny demands, I want

0:33:55.320 --> 0:33:58.840
<v Speaker 1>my little girl back. DJ shrugs, don't look at me,

0:33:59.160 --> 0:34:02.120
<v Speaker 1>She's right here, and she points to Kimmy, who gives

0:34:02.200 --> 0:34:06.920
<v Speaker 1>Danny a huge grin in response. Danny tells Kimmy that

0:34:07.360 --> 0:34:09.279
<v Speaker 1>they can give this a try as long as she

0:34:09.480 --> 0:34:13.480
<v Speaker 1>behaves like DJ, but Kimmy tells him there are a

0:34:13.480 --> 0:34:18.080
<v Speaker 1>few slight differences. She doesn't do housework, homework, or anything

0:34:18.120 --> 0:34:21.920
<v Speaker 1>with work in it. DJ smiles, well, enjoy the new

0:34:21.960 --> 0:34:27.080
<v Speaker 1>me audios tan Rito's and she happily walks away. Stephan

0:34:27.160 --> 0:34:29.920
<v Speaker 1>Danny are now left alone with Kimmy, who asks, so

0:34:30.440 --> 0:34:33.160
<v Speaker 1>what do we do now? And then she realizes you

0:34:33.239 --> 0:34:36.000
<v Speaker 1>people like to hug, don't you, and she proceeds to

0:34:36.000 --> 0:34:41.000
<v Speaker 1>give them an unwonted big group hug. And you're O, Kimmy,

0:34:41.080 --> 0:34:44.600
<v Speaker 1>your facial expression kills me in this. In this bit,

0:34:44.719 --> 0:34:48.399
<v Speaker 1>you're just like your face is right to the camera. Yeah, yeah,

0:34:48.520 --> 0:34:53.960
<v Speaker 1>so funny. This is a great little storyline, Like I

0:34:54.000 --> 0:34:56.799
<v Speaker 1>loved this. Oh, this was very funny, so funny. Yeah.

0:34:58.440 --> 0:35:01.000
<v Speaker 2>Then in the your headband was me say, it looked

0:35:01.040 --> 0:35:04.680
<v Speaker 2>really cute covered my entire the entire top of my remember,

0:35:05.080 --> 0:35:06.880
<v Speaker 2>I mean they're kind of coming but yeah, like the

0:35:06.880 --> 0:35:10.080
<v Speaker 2>big fifth band over one use him as a tube

0:35:10.160 --> 0:35:14.600
<v Speaker 2>top or a headband. Yes, that's exactly just glue, some

0:35:14.680 --> 0:35:17.520
<v Speaker 2>fake jewels or something on that exactly what it is

0:35:17.880 --> 0:35:18.360
<v Speaker 2>so great.

0:35:18.880 --> 0:35:22.200
<v Speaker 1>So next in the kitchen, Jesse walks in. He's looking

0:35:22.239 --> 0:35:24.960
<v Speaker 1>down in the dumps. He tells Becky and Joey that

0:35:25.160 --> 0:35:29.120
<v Speaker 1>Jesse and the Rippers got turned down by another record company.

0:35:30.080 --> 0:35:34.759
<v Speaker 1>Didn't they just have a tour, right, didn't they? What

0:35:34.960 --> 0:35:39.719
<v Speaker 1>just happened. That was just the whole problem, Like he

0:35:39.800 --> 0:35:41.320
<v Speaker 1>was going to be away from the babies and the

0:35:41.360 --> 0:35:44.640
<v Speaker 1>pregnancy or whatever.

0:35:45.360 --> 0:35:48.120
<v Speaker 2>So did he go like screwed, I'm not gonna do that,

0:35:48.160 --> 0:35:49.880
<v Speaker 2>but I'm gonna go try and get another record.

0:35:50.120 --> 0:35:53.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm confused, Okay, I don't know. Suddenly he's now having

0:35:53.680 --> 0:35:58.080
<v Speaker 1>a midlife crisis with this with his band. So apparently

0:35:58.280 --> 0:36:01.760
<v Speaker 1>the Rippers image is too soft. That's all those mullets.

0:36:01.840 --> 0:36:05.640
<v Speaker 1>The mullets man Jesse argues that he's tougher than anybody,

0:36:06.200 --> 0:36:08.520
<v Speaker 1>and immediately after saying this, he turns on his baby

0:36:08.600 --> 0:36:11.880
<v Speaker 1>voice and says hello to Becky's baby bump. He touches

0:36:11.880 --> 0:36:15.560
<v Speaker 1>her belly and calls the baby's his twinsy Winsies, which

0:36:15.600 --> 0:36:16.880
<v Speaker 1>snaps him back to reality.

0:36:17.400 --> 0:36:22.359
<v Speaker 2>He asks, and I have to say, it's seeing how

0:36:22.560 --> 0:36:24.240
<v Speaker 2>women rock pregnancy now.

0:36:24.880 --> 0:36:27.200
<v Speaker 1>Like you look at Laurie's outfits, even.

0:36:27.040 --> 0:36:29.360
<v Speaker 2>What I wore when I was pregnant, and I was like, wow.

0:36:29.880 --> 0:36:31.200
<v Speaker 1>It was just like you were just a tent.

0:36:31.520 --> 0:36:34.319
<v Speaker 2>You look it looked like like it was still all

0:36:34.360 --> 0:36:36.000
<v Speaker 2>trapped in like nineteen sixty five.

0:36:36.200 --> 0:36:37.560
<v Speaker 1>It looked very datd Ban.

0:36:37.680 --> 0:36:38.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:36:38.280 --> 0:36:41.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she's just wearing a giant circus. She's like a giant.

0:36:41.760 --> 0:36:44.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I mean, you know, like with the bumps

0:36:44.320 --> 0:36:46.000
<v Speaker 2>and stuff, like you kind of had to give it.

0:36:46.239 --> 0:36:48.160
<v Speaker 2>They didn't look exactly super real, so you had to

0:36:48.160 --> 0:36:51.080
<v Speaker 2>give it a little you know, space. But yeah, but

0:36:51.320 --> 0:36:54.200
<v Speaker 2>that was what was maternity, where you just cover.

0:36:54.080 --> 0:36:56.879
<v Speaker 1>It up like it's not there. But yeah, you don't

0:36:56.880 --> 0:36:59.919
<v Speaker 1>want to hear about those details, see them, just cover

0:37:00.160 --> 0:37:02.520
<v Speaker 1>that up. No, I think No, Kimmy, when I was

0:37:02.560 --> 0:37:06.000
<v Speaker 1>pregnant in a fuller house, they had way more fashionable stuff.

0:37:06.120 --> 0:37:10.719
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I improved, improved dramatically in the last thirty years. So,

0:37:10.840 --> 0:37:14.200
<v Speaker 1>Joey mocks Jesse in a baby voice. Yes he Wessy Jesse.

0:37:15.120 --> 0:37:18.200
<v Speaker 1>Jesse admits he's a woos He asks Becky what he

0:37:18.239 --> 0:37:21.080
<v Speaker 1>should do. He has a showcase tomorrow night for another

0:37:21.160 --> 0:37:24.680
<v Speaker 1>record company. Becky reminds him that he and Joey used

0:37:24.719 --> 0:37:28.160
<v Speaker 1>to be in advertising, right, get that up.

0:37:28.640 --> 0:37:32.400
<v Speaker 2>Didn't they have a whole like recording studio and like

0:37:32.400 --> 0:37:35.160
<v Speaker 2>like didn't they? Yes, what happened to the jingle writing

0:37:35.239 --> 0:37:38.640
<v Speaker 2>and the advertising bits and the company, Well they had

0:37:38.640 --> 0:37:44.040
<v Speaker 2>to turn it into an apartment, the jade into the basement, right,

0:37:44.280 --> 0:37:47.279
<v Speaker 2>So why why is Jesse, I don't know. Yeah, they

0:37:47.360 --> 0:37:49.920
<v Speaker 2>just abandoned the J and J Creative Services or whatever

0:37:49.920 --> 0:37:53.880
<v Speaker 2>it was called. Everything before this episode didn't happen. It

0:37:53.920 --> 0:37:57.399
<v Speaker 2>was all a dreaming. It's did we shoot these out

0:37:57.400 --> 0:37:58.920
<v Speaker 2>of order? I know.

0:38:00.360 --> 0:38:02.560
<v Speaker 1>So Becky suggests they get the old team back together

0:38:02.640 --> 0:38:05.160
<v Speaker 1>and come up with a bad image. Jesse wonders what

0:38:05.239 --> 0:38:08.520
<v Speaker 1>Joey could possibly know about being bad. He watches cartoons

0:38:08.560 --> 0:38:11.680
<v Speaker 1>all day. Joey scoffs, are you trying to tell me

0:38:11.719 --> 0:38:15.520
<v Speaker 1>the Tasmanian Devil isn't bad? Jesse shrugs. What does he do?

0:38:16.440 --> 0:38:19.880
<v Speaker 1>Joey boasts, He spins around and slobbers, and then he

0:38:19.880 --> 0:38:23.239
<v Speaker 1>does a very perfect and very slobbery impression of the

0:38:23.280 --> 0:38:26.320
<v Speaker 1>Tasmanian Devil, which has John breaking.

0:38:27.280 --> 0:38:30.319
<v Speaker 2>I mean, can you imagine just doing that, have Dave

0:38:30.400 --> 0:38:31.280
<v Speaker 2>do that in your face?

0:38:31.280 --> 0:38:34.040
<v Speaker 1>You'd be like, oh, be like, oh gosh, yeah it

0:38:34.160 --> 0:38:36.160
<v Speaker 1>was that was you can tell me.

0:38:36.200 --> 0:38:38.239
<v Speaker 2>I can only imagine the in between my you know

0:38:38.280 --> 0:38:40.000
<v Speaker 2>what I mean, Like what he was saying that that

0:38:40.200 --> 0:38:42.080
<v Speaker 2>just makes it even more be And you.

0:38:42.000 --> 0:38:43.560
<v Speaker 1>Know, Dave went for it and just tried to get

0:38:43.560 --> 0:38:45.759
<v Speaker 1>as much spittle on Scott.

0:38:46.960 --> 0:38:49.759
<v Speaker 2>He was just like I'm gonna just yeah, this is

0:38:49.800 --> 0:38:51.759
<v Speaker 2>for all the time, as you slap me on the head.

0:38:52.640 --> 0:38:56.840
<v Speaker 1>Sweet revenge. So after composing himself, Jesse declares, you're an idiot,

0:38:57.040 --> 0:39:00.680
<v Speaker 1>but I'm desperate, and Joey happily continues his pression as

0:39:00.760 --> 0:39:05.680
<v Speaker 1>Jesse drags him upstairs while Becky's eating her very large lunch.

0:39:06.239 --> 0:39:09.480
<v Speaker 1>Completely it never gets a dressed, by the way, just.

0:39:09.480 --> 0:39:12.200
<v Speaker 2>The whole last turkey right there, a whole turkey dinner,

0:39:12.280 --> 0:39:14.560
<v Speaker 2>and never once is it mentioned.

0:39:14.640 --> 0:39:16.080
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I guess.

0:39:15.880 --> 0:39:19.680
<v Speaker 2>She's got the yams with the marshmows, she's got the turkey.

0:39:20.000 --> 0:39:23.160
<v Speaker 1>Then never once does Joey or Jesse go like a

0:39:24.120 --> 0:39:26.920
<v Speaker 1>whole turkey you know what? Never mind like nothing. You

0:39:26.960 --> 0:39:28.680
<v Speaker 1>know that was a setup for a joke. Did the

0:39:28.760 --> 0:39:32.600
<v Speaker 1>joke get cut? I don't know. But eating for two

0:39:32.840 --> 0:39:34.759
<v Speaker 1>that had to be the setup for a joke. But yes,

0:39:34.920 --> 0:39:38.880
<v Speaker 1>never mentioned. She's just eating out of a giant turkey's cavity.

0:39:38.960 --> 0:39:43.120
<v Speaker 1>It's just stiric, right. I wonder if they brind it.

0:39:43.360 --> 0:39:44.880
<v Speaker 2>I hope so, man, if they put it in an

0:39:44.880 --> 0:39:46.080
<v Speaker 2>orange home deepa bucket like we.

0:39:46.080 --> 0:39:48.680
<v Speaker 1>Did, I don't know that. I think that's special between

0:39:48.719 --> 0:39:49.120
<v Speaker 1>you and me.

0:39:49.239 --> 0:39:49.520
<v Speaker 2>I don't.

0:39:49.560 --> 0:39:53.120
<v Speaker 1>I don't think they went to that kind of effort, right, So,

0:39:53.239 --> 0:39:55.800
<v Speaker 1>while Becky's eating her a very large lunch, Michelle walks in.

0:39:56.560 --> 0:40:00.200
<v Speaker 1>She sweetly asks Aunt Becky can we talk? And Becky

0:40:00.239 --> 0:40:02.480
<v Speaker 1>says yes, so Michelle plops down in the seat next

0:40:02.480 --> 0:40:05.360
<v Speaker 1>to her. Becky asks what she'd like to talk about,

0:40:05.520 --> 0:40:09.360
<v Speaker 1>and Michelle asks, how do I get a mommy. Becky

0:40:09.440 --> 0:40:13.000
<v Speaker 1>is obviously caught off guard, but she says, well, first,

0:40:13.239 --> 0:40:15.560
<v Speaker 1>your daddy needs to fall in love with a nice lady.

0:40:16.440 --> 0:40:19.759
<v Speaker 1>Michelle wonders, how do you fall in love? Becky responds,

0:40:20.080 --> 0:40:22.480
<v Speaker 1>I fell in love with your uncle Jesse over a

0:40:22.520 --> 0:40:27.040
<v Speaker 1>candlelight dinner with flowers and soft music. It was very romantic.

0:40:28.120 --> 0:40:31.160
<v Speaker 1>Michelle Grinson asks, was there kissing?

0:40:32.120 --> 0:40:36.640
<v Speaker 2>This was such a toddler question, but like a five

0:40:36.719 --> 0:40:37.759
<v Speaker 2>year old question, like.

0:40:39.719 --> 0:40:45.000
<v Speaker 1>Right right, Becky Grin's back, Yes, there was. It was

0:40:45.120 --> 0:40:48.600
<v Speaker 1>just a little good night kiss that lasted three hours.

0:40:49.680 --> 0:40:53.520
<v Speaker 1>Then Michelle asks, how come nobody kisses my daddy. Becky

0:40:53.520 --> 0:40:56.640
<v Speaker 1>admits that's a good question and she doesn't have an answer.

0:40:56.960 --> 0:41:00.080
<v Speaker 1>Her dad is a great guy. But then Becky he

0:41:00.120 --> 0:41:03.280
<v Speaker 1>starts to list Danny's flaws. He spends all his time cleaning,

0:41:03.320 --> 0:41:06.840
<v Speaker 1>and he talks too much, especially about himself. So Becky

0:41:06.880 --> 0:41:09.560
<v Speaker 1>comes to a conclusion, all your daddy needs to do

0:41:09.640 --> 0:41:11.840
<v Speaker 1>is find a nice lady who's a good listener and

0:41:11.920 --> 0:41:17.600
<v Speaker 1>needs a housekeeper. Michelle stares at her. Michelle stares at

0:41:17.640 --> 0:41:21.280
<v Speaker 1>her blankly. So Becky tries to assure her she's somewhere

0:41:21.280 --> 0:41:23.719
<v Speaker 1>out there and when he finds her, he'll fall in

0:41:23.760 --> 0:41:25.520
<v Speaker 1>love and then you'll have a new mommy.

0:41:25.800 --> 0:41:30.040
<v Speaker 2>Do you understand? Michelle nods, yes, I do. My daddy

0:41:30.080 --> 0:41:34.359
<v Speaker 2>needs help. I also feel like I don't know it

0:41:34.440 --> 0:41:36.759
<v Speaker 2>was well, and I guess we address that when she

0:41:36.840 --> 0:41:38.040
<v Speaker 2>talks to Danny about it later.

0:41:38.080 --> 0:41:40.400
<v Speaker 1>But that like, it's not that she's getting.

0:41:40.280 --> 0:41:42.640
<v Speaker 2>Like a new mommy, but you know what I mean,

0:41:42.920 --> 0:41:45.479
<v Speaker 2>like that she'll always have a feeling like Becky would

0:41:45.480 --> 0:41:47.680
<v Speaker 2>have been the one to be like, no, you at

0:41:47.719 --> 0:41:49.680
<v Speaker 2>a mommy, but you would get somebody.

0:41:49.320 --> 0:41:51.800
<v Speaker 1>Else that loves you. But I guess we get to

0:41:51.880 --> 0:41:53.640
<v Speaker 1>that at the end. So yeah, that's true, we get

0:41:53.680 --> 0:41:55.040
<v Speaker 1>to that at the end. But yeah, at first, I

0:41:55.120 --> 0:41:58.719
<v Speaker 1>was like, we're not explaining this well people, But yeah,

0:41:58.880 --> 0:42:02.239
<v Speaker 1>we're getting pam shmam, you know what I mean? They

0:42:02.480 --> 0:42:03.080
<v Speaker 1>barely mentioned it.

0:42:03.600 --> 0:42:06.480
<v Speaker 2>This is the one mention of PAM this season. Yeah,

0:42:06.520 --> 0:42:08.160
<v Speaker 2>well you get one a season.

0:42:07.920 --> 0:42:12.120
<v Speaker 1>Right, that's the quota. So in the girls room, Kimmy

0:42:12.200 --> 0:42:15.280
<v Speaker 1>is documenting her life swap experiment on a tape recorder.

0:42:16.200 --> 0:42:20.799
<v Speaker 1>Love that tape recorder. Oh God. She announces what it's

0:42:20.880 --> 0:42:23.920
<v Speaker 1>like to be DJ Tanner Day one. I'm about to

0:42:23.960 --> 0:42:28.080
<v Speaker 1>discover the joy of having a little sister. Stephanie is

0:42:28.080 --> 0:42:31.440
<v Speaker 1>minding her own business, brushing comet on the floor when

0:42:31.520 --> 0:42:36.000
<v Speaker 1>Kimmy demands, hey, squirt, get me two donuts pronto. Steph

0:42:36.120 --> 0:42:40.080
<v Speaker 1>rolls her eyes in your dreams. Kimmy reminds her, don't

0:42:40.080 --> 0:42:42.600
<v Speaker 1>you get it, kid, I'm the big sister. I gave

0:42:42.640 --> 0:42:46.120
<v Speaker 1>you a direct order, now snap to it. Stephanie tells

0:42:46.120 --> 0:42:50.040
<v Speaker 1>her dog to excuse her before addressing Kimmy with the cold,

0:42:50.239 --> 0:42:53.520
<v Speaker 1>hard truth, hibbler, let me tell you how this sister

0:42:53.600 --> 0:42:56.239
<v Speaker 1>thing works. You're a pain in my neck, I'm a

0:42:56.280 --> 0:42:58.799
<v Speaker 1>pain in yours. So if you want a donut, you

0:42:58.880 --> 0:43:01.000
<v Speaker 1>march your little bird leg eggs down to the kitchen

0:43:01.040 --> 0:43:04.920
<v Speaker 1>and get it yourself. Like the confidence.

0:43:05.680 --> 0:43:07.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was like, look, look, look like you have

0:43:08.000 --> 0:43:10.560
<v Speaker 2>this all wrong. This isn't a one way street, my friend.

0:43:10.680 --> 0:43:14.120
<v Speaker 1>Let me break it down. Yeah yeah. Gimmy just glares

0:43:14.160 --> 0:43:16.799
<v Speaker 1>at her, and Steph eggs her on, go ahead, I'll

0:43:16.800 --> 0:43:18.759
<v Speaker 1>time you go go, you're losing time.

0:43:19.280 --> 0:43:21.480
<v Speaker 2>Gimmy falls for this and rushes out of the room

0:43:21.520 --> 0:43:22.320
<v Speaker 2>at her command.

0:43:25.400 --> 0:43:28.080
<v Speaker 1>Do you even remember like little kids into that's.

0:43:27.880 --> 0:43:30.319
<v Speaker 2>Like go go, you're hurry, you're gonna oh my gosh,

0:43:30.400 --> 0:43:32.200
<v Speaker 2>let's see if you can do in thirty seconds.

0:43:32.239 --> 0:43:34.440
<v Speaker 1>And they walk out and be like, oh yeah it anyway, Yeah.

0:43:34.360 --> 0:43:38.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this was a brilliant little scene. Steph shakes her

0:43:38.600 --> 0:43:41.960
<v Speaker 2>head in disbelief and goes back to pampering comment. She

0:43:42.080 --> 0:43:45.279
<v Speaker 2>tells the dog there, goes one human. You're smarter than

0:43:46.640 --> 0:43:47.480
<v Speaker 2>It's a great it's.

0:43:47.320 --> 0:43:49.320
<v Speaker 1>A great little bit. You know, you're very great. Also,

0:43:49.400 --> 0:43:55.000
<v Speaker 1>your outfit was adorable. I I you know, I have

0:43:55.040 --> 0:43:58.640
<v Speaker 1>no words to my outfits are morphine into. I thought

0:43:58.400 --> 0:44:01.399
<v Speaker 1>it was like the little onesie again, right, oh yeah,

0:44:01.400 --> 0:44:04.520
<v Speaker 1>the little orange little orange onesie. Yeah yeah, that was

0:44:04.600 --> 0:44:06.080
<v Speaker 1>that was that was okay, that was cute.

0:44:06.120 --> 0:44:07.920
<v Speaker 2>But it didn't seem like a DJ outfit, you know

0:44:07.960 --> 0:44:11.719
<v Speaker 2>what I mean. They didn't really bring mustard yellow and

0:44:11.760 --> 0:44:14.080
<v Speaker 2>black right pads.

0:44:13.800 --> 0:44:15.960
<v Speaker 1>Bike shorts with the lace at the bottom, not a

0:44:16.000 --> 0:44:17.600
<v Speaker 1>shoulder pad or a blazer to be found.

0:44:17.719 --> 0:44:19.719
<v Speaker 2>I know, I really wish they had dressed so they

0:44:19.760 --> 0:44:22.840
<v Speaker 2>really leaned into Kimmy. Yeah, but I felt like they

0:44:22.880 --> 0:44:25.799
<v Speaker 2>could have leaned in with DJ a little bit.

0:44:25.880 --> 0:44:28.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's my That's one of my biggest complaints about

0:44:28.560 --> 0:44:30.840
<v Speaker 1>this whole episode is that, like, I never got to

0:44:30.880 --> 0:44:33.640
<v Speaker 1>do DJ things like Kandas did great with her oh

0:44:33.719 --> 0:44:36.120
<v Speaker 1>lot Tannerito's and she was dressed like me a little

0:44:36.120 --> 0:44:38.680
<v Speaker 1>bit later on, But yeah, I never got to really

0:44:38.800 --> 0:44:42.280
<v Speaker 1>be DJ. I was just still Kimmy in the Tanner House.

0:44:42.440 --> 0:44:46.959
<v Speaker 1>So that's all right. Next to Joey's room, Joey's back

0:44:47.120 --> 0:44:50.200
<v Speaker 1>is towards us, and he's purposefully blocking our view of

0:44:50.280 --> 0:44:54.680
<v Speaker 1>Jesse while hyping him up. It's macho, it's tough. It's

0:44:54.760 --> 0:44:57.919
<v Speaker 1>that hard edge rock and roll image we've been looking for.

0:44:58.680 --> 0:45:00.520
<v Speaker 1>He moves to the side so we can get a

0:45:00.520 --> 0:45:03.360
<v Speaker 1>glimpse of Jesse head on, and we see a bright

0:45:03.560 --> 0:45:06.480
<v Speaker 1>blonde wig that flows all the way down to his

0:45:06.560 --> 0:45:11.440
<v Speaker 1>belly button. He is seeing very popular back then, they

0:45:11.560 --> 0:45:12.560
<v Speaker 1>mentioned it, Nelson.

0:45:12.880 --> 0:45:17.040
<v Speaker 2>Yes, he is seething as he tells Joey he hates it.

0:45:17.760 --> 0:45:20.560
<v Speaker 2>Camera zooms in on his disgruntled face to prove how

0:45:20.600 --> 0:45:25.160
<v Speaker 2>miserable he really is. Joey tries to persuade him, Come on, it's.

0:45:25.000 --> 0:45:27.320
<v Speaker 1>Totally Nelson Nelson.

0:45:27.400 --> 0:45:30.680
<v Speaker 2>For those of you who weren't born yet, they were

0:45:30.719 --> 0:45:33.760
<v Speaker 2>twins and they had long blonde hair.

0:45:33.640 --> 0:45:35.080
<v Speaker 1>That looked just like that, and they.

0:45:34.920 --> 0:45:37.760
<v Speaker 2>Were like a rock and roll duo of the early

0:45:38.000 --> 0:45:39.080
<v Speaker 2>nineties eighties.

0:45:39.239 --> 0:45:40.080
<v Speaker 1>I love Nelson.

0:45:40.480 --> 0:45:45.320
<v Speaker 2>Terry was was or is friends with them? Or ohy

0:45:45.400 --> 0:45:48.720
<v Speaker 2>makeup artist Terry Groves. Yeah, especshietos everybody.

0:45:49.960 --> 0:45:52.360
<v Speaker 1>So he puts a mirror Jesse's face, and this causes

0:45:52.440 --> 0:45:54.719
<v Speaker 1>Jesse to scream at the sight of his own appearance.

0:45:56.120 --> 0:45:58.080
<v Speaker 1>He immediately did he looks like, oh you know who?

0:45:58.080 --> 0:45:58.520
<v Speaker 1>He looked like.

0:45:58.600 --> 0:46:01.040
<v Speaker 2>He looked kind of like like he's trying to be

0:46:01.280 --> 0:46:04.360
<v Speaker 2>legalists from uh.

0:46:03.800 --> 0:46:04.560
<v Speaker 1>Lord of the Rings.

0:46:05.120 --> 0:46:08.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, elf with the long blond hair or the

0:46:08.600 --> 0:46:12.120
<v Speaker 2>other one I forget what not Gandal, No, that's no,

0:46:12.800 --> 0:46:16.040
<v Speaker 2>the I forget the other who plays him, but the

0:46:16.120 --> 0:46:18.520
<v Speaker 2>long the very elfin sort of half.

0:46:18.239 --> 0:46:20.840
<v Speaker 1>And yeah, it did. It was giving. It was giving

0:46:20.880 --> 0:46:24.760
<v Speaker 1>a lot. John was was he was. He was making

0:46:24.800 --> 0:46:28.759
<v Speaker 1>this joke work very much so so Jesse. Uh immediately

0:46:28.760 --> 0:46:31.120
<v Speaker 1>ditches this wig and claims he looks like cousin it.

0:46:32.000 --> 0:46:34.520
<v Speaker 1>He tries to spit ball some ideas to help Joey

0:46:34.560 --> 0:46:37.120
<v Speaker 1>wish with the vision he's going for. He wants to

0:46:37.160 --> 0:46:41.319
<v Speaker 1>be more like white Snake, rat and poison. I feel

0:46:41.320 --> 0:46:43.440
<v Speaker 1>like there was a joke there a snake.

0:46:43.200 --> 0:46:45.680
<v Speaker 2>A rat, and poison. There should have been a joke

0:46:45.760 --> 0:46:48.280
<v Speaker 2>there didn't this episode long?

0:46:48.400 --> 0:46:50.239
<v Speaker 1>Like, why did they have a bunch of jokes?

0:46:50.280 --> 0:46:50.680
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

0:46:52.040 --> 0:46:54.600
<v Speaker 1>Jesse wants something that will grab the audience by the

0:46:54.640 --> 0:46:57.600
<v Speaker 1>throat and just rip it apart. Joey is nodding his

0:46:57.600 --> 0:47:00.680
<v Speaker 1>head and the gears are turning. He asked, what are

0:47:00.719 --> 0:47:03.480
<v Speaker 1>those birds that swoop down that everyone is afraid of?

0:47:04.239 --> 0:47:08.000
<v Speaker 1>Jesse asks pigeons, and Joey shakes his head. No scarier.

0:47:08.760 --> 0:47:11.799
<v Speaker 1>It finally clicks and he exclaims, I got it. You

0:47:11.920 --> 0:47:17.680
<v Speaker 1>are vulture. Jesse smirks, vulture. I like it. It's dark,

0:47:17.800 --> 0:47:20.440
<v Speaker 1>it's vicious. It's kind of like a buzzard, but it's

0:47:20.480 --> 0:47:24.520
<v Speaker 1>got better hair. Joey turns on his announcer voice and says,

0:47:24.600 --> 0:47:27.920
<v Speaker 1>ladies and gentlemen, cover your heads, hide you're dead, and

0:47:28.040 --> 0:47:34.920
<v Speaker 1>bandage your open wounds. Here comes Vulture. Joey makes weird

0:47:34.960 --> 0:47:37.600
<v Speaker 1>squawky noises to bring it home, and Jesse looks at

0:47:37.680 --> 0:47:40.400
<v Speaker 1>him funny. Joey encourages him to do it too, so

0:47:40.440 --> 0:47:42.960
<v Speaker 1>he takes a whack at it, and after a few attempts,

0:47:43.160 --> 0:47:50.719
<v Speaker 1>Jesse finally nails the Vulture pose. Oh yes, this, this

0:47:51.000 --> 0:47:53.200
<v Speaker 1>was this was a nice rocking hole.

0:47:53.280 --> 0:47:55.080
<v Speaker 2>It was you know, we were coming out of the

0:47:55.200 --> 0:47:59.960
<v Speaker 2>like the eighties glam band sort of era and then.

0:47:59.840 --> 0:48:02.879
<v Speaker 1>It yeah, it was the it was the Motley Crew.

0:48:04.719 --> 0:48:08.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's but Vulture, I mean, it's just it's very

0:48:08.080 --> 0:48:10.920
<v Speaker 2>much like TMU, the TU.

0:48:10.640 --> 0:48:15.040
<v Speaker 1>Version of whatever they're going for. Yeah, it's right.

0:48:15.400 --> 0:48:18.960
<v Speaker 2>I mean, probably anything good has already been taken.

0:48:19.160 --> 0:48:20.759
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's true.

0:48:20.800 --> 0:48:24.720
<v Speaker 2>So Vulture is also hold on, hold on, White Snake?

0:48:24.840 --> 0:48:29.239
<v Speaker 2>Is White Snake really that good? It's it's just we're

0:48:29.320 --> 0:48:30.000
<v Speaker 2>just used to it.

0:48:30.120 --> 0:48:32.760
<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean. But if that's true, if they.

0:48:32.600 --> 0:48:34.959
<v Speaker 2>Had been Vulture, that would sound normal and White Snake

0:48:34.960 --> 0:48:35.880
<v Speaker 2>would sound ridiculous.

0:48:35.880 --> 0:48:39.640
<v Speaker 1>Okay, they both are good point, it gets normalized over time,

0:48:39.760 --> 0:48:42.879
<v Speaker 1>and so Vulture Vulture it is. Yes.

0:48:44.120 --> 0:48:47.800
<v Speaker 2>Over In Michelle's classroom, Miss Wiltrout tells her students it's.

0:48:47.680 --> 0:48:50.960
<v Speaker 1>Time to clean up their desks. Michelle's hand shoots into

0:48:50.960 --> 0:48:54.400
<v Speaker 1>the air and she says, oh. Miss Wiltrout approaches her

0:48:54.600 --> 0:48:58.279
<v Speaker 1>and Michelle explains, I got crayon on my desk. The

0:48:58.320 --> 0:49:00.960
<v Speaker 1>teacher tells her that's all right, A little cleanser will

0:49:00.960 --> 0:49:04.080
<v Speaker 1>clean it right up. Michelle lights up. Do you like

0:49:04.160 --> 0:49:07.959
<v Speaker 1>to clean? Miss Wiltrout nods, Oh, yes. I always say

0:49:08.160 --> 0:49:11.680
<v Speaker 1>a clean room is a happy room, and Michelle exclaims,

0:49:11.840 --> 0:49:16.319
<v Speaker 1>My daddy says that too. I relate to this, Like

0:49:16.360 --> 0:49:18.839
<v Speaker 1>I feel like I've never related to this as a kid,

0:49:18.840 --> 0:49:22.279
<v Speaker 1>but now I'm like, yeah, it's a happy room. I

0:49:22.280 --> 0:49:26.000
<v Speaker 1>don't feel mentally clear unless it's a organized room. I

0:49:26.000 --> 0:49:26.960
<v Speaker 1>know you feel the same way.

0:49:27.040 --> 0:49:30.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh, absolutely, it is a as a young person. Yeah,

0:49:30.200 --> 0:49:34.160
<v Speaker 2>you're like, like, that's a lame right, picks up after themselves.

0:49:34.440 --> 0:49:39.600
<v Speaker 2>I mean we've seen Felicity's room. Oh uh. So.

0:49:39.640 --> 0:49:42.560
<v Speaker 1>The school bell rings and Miss Wiltrout applauds the kids

0:49:42.600 --> 0:49:44.960
<v Speaker 1>for going an entire day without an injury.

0:49:45.560 --> 0:49:47.879
<v Speaker 2>She's one of those signs, you know what I mean,

0:49:47.960 --> 0:49:51.759
<v Speaker 2>Like zero days without it, like.

0:49:51.760 --> 0:49:56.120
<v Speaker 1>A count a counting clock. The parents begin to flood

0:49:56.120 --> 0:49:58.760
<v Speaker 1>into the classroom to pick up their children. Every single

0:49:58.800 --> 0:50:01.719
<v Speaker 1>parent is a mom besides Dannie, who's there to pick

0:50:01.800 --> 0:50:06.040
<v Speaker 1>up Michelle. Michelle grabs her dad's hands and exclaims, guess what.

0:50:06.200 --> 0:50:12.240
<v Speaker 1>Guess what? Guess what, and Danny excitedly responds what. Michelle

0:50:12.239 --> 0:50:14.439
<v Speaker 1>tells him that Miss wil Trout said a clean room

0:50:14.520 --> 0:50:17.640
<v Speaker 1>is a happy room, and Danny admits that sounds like

0:50:17.680 --> 0:50:21.920
<v Speaker 1>my kind of teacher. Michelle nods that is very good news.

0:50:22.800 --> 0:50:24.840
<v Speaker 1>Then Miss will Trout walks up to Danny and shakes

0:50:24.840 --> 0:50:29.120
<v Speaker 1>his hand. The two exchanged pleasantries, and Michelle declares, I'll

0:50:29.200 --> 0:50:32.480
<v Speaker 1>let you to talk. The two adults don't think much

0:50:32.520 --> 0:50:34.840
<v Speaker 1>of this, so Danny begins to make small talk. As

0:50:34.880 --> 0:50:38.680
<v Speaker 1>Miss Wiltrout cleans up her classroom. He asks how Michelle

0:50:38.719 --> 0:50:41.600
<v Speaker 1>is doing, and her teacher says she did very well

0:50:41.640 --> 0:50:45.080
<v Speaker 1>in art class today. However, she points out that most

0:50:45.120 --> 0:50:48.640
<v Speaker 1>of it wound up on her desk. Danny jokingly asks

0:50:48.640 --> 0:50:50.640
<v Speaker 1>if he can bring the entire table home with him

0:50:50.680 --> 0:50:54.200
<v Speaker 1>so he can hang it on the refrigerator, and meanwhile,

0:50:54.520 --> 0:50:57.000
<v Speaker 1>Michelle sings songs to Teddy at the other end of

0:50:57.040 --> 0:51:00.560
<v Speaker 1>the room. I've got a secret, and Teddy grins, what

0:51:00.719 --> 0:51:04.960
<v Speaker 1>tell me? Michelle reveals my daddy and Miss will Trout

0:51:04.960 --> 0:51:08.839
<v Speaker 1>are gonna fall in love. Teddy narrows his eyes. They

0:51:08.880 --> 0:51:12.719
<v Speaker 1>are not, Michelle grins. They are too. I'm getting a

0:51:12.760 --> 0:51:15.719
<v Speaker 1>new mommy, and she excitedly points to her teacher to

0:51:15.760 --> 0:51:19.480
<v Speaker 1>prove it. Teddy questions, are teachers going to be your

0:51:19.480 --> 0:51:23.880
<v Speaker 1>new mommy? And Michelle smirts. Watch this and she's going

0:51:24.640 --> 0:51:32.120
<v Speaker 1>almost Senorita or whatever. It was just like Thisanny's hot

0:51:32.120 --> 0:51:35.560
<v Speaker 1>for teachers. It was a few episodes. I guess it

0:51:35.560 --> 0:51:38.359
<v Speaker 1>was last season he was dating the underage intern and

0:51:38.400 --> 0:51:41.359
<v Speaker 1>now we've got the teacher again. I'm like, Danny has

0:51:41.400 --> 0:51:45.560
<v Speaker 1>such a bad track record of dating, although, to be fair,

0:51:45.680 --> 0:51:48.279
<v Speaker 1>he's actually not dating Miss will Trout. True, he's not

0:51:48.320 --> 0:51:50.640
<v Speaker 1>trying to he's not trying to pick up on her

0:51:50.719 --> 0:51:52.080
<v Speaker 1>like he did with very emotionally.

0:51:52.280 --> 0:51:55.160
<v Speaker 2>So she's like, I know, you think for teachers, so

0:51:56.120 --> 0:51:56.719
<v Speaker 2>they didn't work.

0:51:57.360 --> 0:52:01.560
<v Speaker 1>She's analyzed him in her ecological ways, and she's like.

0:52:01.520 --> 0:52:03.759
<v Speaker 2>Look, if you don't think the rumors spread about you

0:52:03.800 --> 0:52:08.279
<v Speaker 2>and Senorita Mosley, everybody in the house knows cause we're

0:52:08.280 --> 0:52:09.319
<v Speaker 2>making out in the living room.

0:52:09.400 --> 0:52:15.120
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, Danny will live down. So many teachers that

0:52:15.280 --> 0:52:18.520
<v Speaker 1>come to that the dance teacher, Senorita Moseley, like all

0:52:18.520 --> 0:52:21.919
<v Speaker 1>the teachers, are just having meals at the Tanner house,

0:52:23.440 --> 0:52:27.240
<v Speaker 1>so Michelle skips over to Danny and Miss Wiltrout, and naturally,

0:52:27.400 --> 0:52:29.760
<v Speaker 1>Danny is in the middle of giving her some cleaning advice.

0:52:30.360 --> 0:52:33.600
<v Speaker 1>Michelle butts in and asks Daddy, can Miss Wiltrout eat

0:52:33.640 --> 0:52:34.360
<v Speaker 1>at our house.

0:52:35.320 --> 0:52:39.280
<v Speaker 2>Both adults are a bit thrown by this, but Danny answers, sure,

0:52:39.560 --> 0:52:42.880
<v Speaker 2>if Miss Wiltrout is looking for someplace to eat, we'd

0:52:42.880 --> 0:52:46.680
<v Speaker 2>love to have her over. Michelle suggests how about lunch tomorrow,

0:52:47.360 --> 0:52:52.400
<v Speaker 2>and her teacher admits lunch sounds lovely. Danny lightheartedly responds perfect,

0:52:52.719 --> 0:52:55.600
<v Speaker 2>it's a date. Then Michelle pumps her fist with the

0:52:55.640 --> 0:53:00.719
<v Speaker 2>victory and says, yes, oh boy, I'm miss bill Trout

0:53:00.760 --> 0:53:02.960
<v Speaker 2>could have easily said no, I'm just saying.

0:53:02.760 --> 0:53:05.319
<v Speaker 1>She but nobody had to agree with the five year old.

0:53:05.400 --> 0:53:09.279
<v Speaker 2>But that's not we don't, says Goes.

0:53:09.600 --> 0:53:12.320
<v Speaker 1>You know we've we learned this. She's ruling the house,

0:53:12.320 --> 0:53:17.520
<v Speaker 1>she's ruling the classroom, she rules everywhere. Yes, so back

0:53:17.520 --> 0:53:17.759
<v Speaker 1>in the.

0:53:18.000 --> 0:53:21.359
<v Speaker 2>There a couple's counselor too. If it ever does work out, Yeah, yeah, yeah,

0:53:21.400 --> 0:53:22.560
<v Speaker 2>she does. Marriage and family therapy.

0:53:22.600 --> 0:53:25.120
<v Speaker 1>So this is job security for Michelle.

0:53:25.160 --> 0:53:29.800
<v Speaker 2>Basically, yeah, let's break down, Yeah, let's break down your relationship.

0:53:38.000 --> 0:53:40.040
<v Speaker 1>So back in the girls room, Steph is in her

0:53:40.040 --> 0:53:43.560
<v Speaker 1>pj's getting ready for bed when Kimmy bursts in, wearing

0:53:43.800 --> 0:53:48.400
<v Speaker 1>a floral romper. Okay where orange? Yeah yeah, yeah this

0:53:48.560 --> 0:53:51.200
<v Speaker 1>was tame. This, I mean compared comparatively speaking. It was

0:53:51.320 --> 0:53:53.520
<v Speaker 1>no Mermaid, but it was no Mermaid but but yeah,

0:53:53.520 --> 0:53:58.719
<v Speaker 1>I was definitely in a romper era. She tells her

0:53:58.800 --> 0:54:01.800
<v Speaker 1>little sis, you know what I've learned since trading places

0:54:01.840 --> 0:54:05.000
<v Speaker 1>with DJ. Stephanie rolls her eyes and makes her way

0:54:05.040 --> 0:54:09.080
<v Speaker 1>over to DJ's closet as Kimmy continues, There's no one

0:54:09.120 --> 0:54:10.239
<v Speaker 1>I'd rather be than me.

0:54:11.000 --> 0:54:16.360
<v Speaker 2>I love Kimmy right, Like, hell yeah.

0:54:16.280 --> 0:54:18.480
<v Speaker 1>Jimmy, you have skipped all.

0:54:18.440 --> 0:54:22.600
<v Speaker 2>The high school and just been like, you know.

0:54:22.600 --> 0:54:24.560
<v Speaker 1>What, I like being me?

0:54:25.080 --> 0:54:28.200
<v Speaker 2>Yes? Why wasn't this celebrated more in the whole house?

0:54:28.280 --> 0:54:29.880
<v Speaker 2>I was just the butt of all the jokes Off

0:54:30.000 --> 0:54:31.200
<v Speaker 2>to you, Kimmy.

0:54:31.560 --> 0:54:34.000
<v Speaker 1>This is revolutionary for a fourteen or fifteen year old

0:54:34.040 --> 0:54:37.560
<v Speaker 1>whatever age Kimmy is in this season. Uh yeah, this

0:54:37.680 --> 0:54:38.760
<v Speaker 1>is like this is what.

0:54:38.680 --> 0:54:43.000
<v Speaker 2>Every Yes, this is why I love Kimmy, this should

0:54:43.040 --> 0:54:43.799
<v Speaker 2>be celebrated.

0:54:44.120 --> 0:54:46.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, but there's only one other person. Kimmy would

0:54:46.239 --> 0:54:50.320
<v Speaker 1>rather be Madonna because she's really rich. We see Stephanie

0:54:50.360 --> 0:54:53.240
<v Speaker 1>get into the closet and shuts herself inside, while Kimmy

0:54:53.239 --> 0:54:56.680
<v Speaker 1>continues to talk or maybe Julia Roberts. People say, I

0:54:56.719 --> 0:55:00.640
<v Speaker 1>look just like her. Steph shouts from her hiding. But Kimmy,

0:55:01.120 --> 0:55:05.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm in the closet. I've closed the door. Does that

0:55:05.239 --> 0:55:08.880
<v Speaker 1>mean anything to you? Gimmy thinks for a moment and

0:55:08.920 --> 0:55:15.080
<v Speaker 1>then realizes, yeah, I should talk louder. Then I like

0:55:15.120 --> 0:55:17.239
<v Speaker 1>how you just you've just given up? You're like I

0:55:17.320 --> 0:55:18.240
<v Speaker 1>was just so high.

0:55:18.320 --> 0:55:21.080
<v Speaker 2>In the closet.

0:55:22.600 --> 0:55:27.359
<v Speaker 1>So DJ walks in, wearing a very Gibbler style outfit. Yes,

0:55:27.719 --> 0:55:31.000
<v Speaker 1>She sees Kimmy and says, ohl ah, Amiga, give me,

0:55:31.040 --> 0:55:33.920
<v Speaker 1>examines her clothes and admits, Hey, I like your outfit,

0:55:34.400 --> 0:55:37.960
<v Speaker 1>and DJ responds you should, it's yours, and then she

0:55:38.000 --> 0:55:40.840
<v Speaker 1>heads over to her closet and opens the door. Steph

0:55:41.040 --> 0:55:44.760
<v Speaker 1>lights up when she sees her older sister, DJ, you're back.

0:55:45.400 --> 0:55:47.560
<v Speaker 1>She hops out of the closet and notices her change

0:55:47.560 --> 0:55:51.479
<v Speaker 1>of clothes. What have the Gibblers done to you? DJ

0:55:51.560 --> 0:55:54.840
<v Speaker 1>explains she's just trying to get the full Kimmy Gibbler experience,

0:55:55.520 --> 0:55:57.960
<v Speaker 1>and then she channels her best friend as she tells Stephanie,

0:55:58.320 --> 0:56:00.480
<v Speaker 1>now back off, squirt, I just came back to get

0:56:00.480 --> 0:56:04.400
<v Speaker 1>my skates. Then DJ addresses Kimmy, you didn't tell me

0:56:04.440 --> 0:56:07.239
<v Speaker 1>it was Roller Derby night at your house. It's me

0:56:07.320 --> 0:56:09.400
<v Speaker 1>and your dad versus your mom and your brother in

0:56:09.440 --> 0:56:13.640
<v Speaker 1>the ultimate grudge match race. Kimmy gives her some advice

0:56:13.680 --> 0:56:15.719
<v Speaker 1>watch out for my mom. She hides an egg beater

0:56:15.800 --> 0:56:19.479
<v Speaker 1>in her pants. What. I don't know how this would.

0:56:20.200 --> 0:56:22.120
<v Speaker 2>I don't know how that relates to Roller Derby.

0:56:23.120 --> 0:56:26.000
<v Speaker 1>But is it a weatbit and like an egg beater?

0:56:26.520 --> 0:56:30.040
<v Speaker 1>Do you like a whisk or a like those? I

0:56:30.080 --> 0:56:33.279
<v Speaker 1>think but that's a hand mixer mixer, right, So what's

0:56:33.280 --> 0:56:35.200
<v Speaker 1>an egg? Is that different than an egg beater? That's

0:56:35.200 --> 0:56:37.080
<v Speaker 1>how I beat my egg? Oh you know what? You

0:56:37.080 --> 0:56:38.080
<v Speaker 1>know what an egg beater is.

0:56:38.400 --> 0:56:43.040
<v Speaker 2>It's one of those old metal things that you manually

0:56:43.200 --> 0:56:46.080
<v Speaker 2>did that with and it beat the eggs. We're talking

0:56:46.160 --> 0:56:50.120
<v Speaker 2>some nineteen fifties, sixties like like this is old even

0:56:50.120 --> 0:56:52.640
<v Speaker 2>for us. Yeah, yeah, this was this was this was

0:56:52.680 --> 0:56:53.879
<v Speaker 2>one of the writers being like.

0:56:53.800 --> 0:56:57.439
<v Speaker 1>An egg beater. Everyone knows like an egg beater.

0:56:57.640 --> 0:57:00.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, it's they were metal things. And yeah, so

0:57:01.000 --> 0:57:03.480
<v Speaker 2>I guess, I mean, I guess it's a weapon to

0:57:03.520 --> 0:57:07.400
<v Speaker 2>beat off the competitors. I don't it's supposed to be weird?

0:57:07.719 --> 0:57:12.400
<v Speaker 1>What nothing? What are there not? Competitors? Nothing? Didn't you do?

0:57:12.520 --> 0:57:14.000
<v Speaker 1>Who's laughing in the chat?

0:57:14.360 --> 0:57:14.560
<v Speaker 2>Man?

0:57:14.560 --> 0:57:18.800
<v Speaker 1>He's laughing? Why is everyone laughing at me?

0:57:19.200 --> 0:57:21.760
<v Speaker 2>Tell me you said you could use it to beat

0:57:21.800 --> 0:57:23.000
<v Speaker 2>off competitors.

0:57:23.360 --> 0:57:27.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, that's wait what everyone is now? Everyone is

0:57:27.880 --> 0:57:28.880
<v Speaker 1>now laughing in the chat.

0:57:29.800 --> 0:57:31.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry I heard it, and I was like, I

0:57:32.000 --> 0:57:32.840
<v Speaker 2>can't let that go.

0:57:32.920 --> 0:57:35.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. My mind was still stuck on what don't

0:57:35.800 --> 0:57:38.480
<v Speaker 1>I understand about the sport? Because I'm right, I'm not

0:57:39.520 --> 0:57:40.120
<v Speaker 1>roller derby?

0:57:40.200 --> 0:57:43.120
<v Speaker 2>Is you know anything? It's you it's fighting on skates? Right?

0:57:43.200 --> 0:57:47.680
<v Speaker 1>Didn't you do this in a fuller episode or something?

0:57:47.840 --> 0:57:50.040
<v Speaker 2>It was a roller derby with something other, some other

0:57:50.120 --> 0:57:51.880
<v Speaker 2>type of I don't know something competition.

0:57:52.040 --> 0:57:54.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I can't remember. No, it was not roller derby.

0:57:54.160 --> 0:57:55.720
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I mean, I guess it would be a

0:57:55.760 --> 0:58:01.680
<v Speaker 2>heavy metal object, would be an unexpected thing to have

0:58:01.880 --> 0:58:03.240
<v Speaker 2>in your pants, so.

0:58:03.960 --> 0:58:05.280
<v Speaker 1>Off to beat people off.

0:58:05.280 --> 0:58:09.120
<v Speaker 2>It's yeah, it's you know, well, I guess there's no

0:58:09.200 --> 0:58:10.600
<v Speaker 2>better place to put it than in your pants.

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<v Speaker 1>If that's the case, I'm gonna blame my cold, my

0:58:18.040 --> 0:58:18.600
<v Speaker 1>head cold.

0:58:18.680 --> 0:58:21.400
<v Speaker 2>For how long it took me to understand why you

0:58:21.440 --> 0:58:22.640
<v Speaker 2>all were laughing?

0:58:24.560 --> 0:58:28.800
<v Speaker 1>Okay, back to roller Derby. Where the heck were we? Oh? Yeah, okay,

0:58:28.880 --> 0:58:31.520
<v Speaker 1>egg beaters and we're run the beating off of people.

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go, hiding an egg beater in her pants?

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<v Speaker 2>Got it?

0:58:34.600 --> 0:58:37.240
<v Speaker 1>There we go? DJ laughs, got it? You know, Kimmy,

0:58:37.320 --> 0:58:40.560
<v Speaker 1>it's kind of fun being you. DJ turns to leave

0:58:41.000 --> 0:58:44.280
<v Speaker 1>and runs into Danny. On her way out. She says, hey,

0:58:44.320 --> 0:58:47.320
<v Speaker 1>mister t pretty sharp sweater. She gets half way out

0:58:47.360 --> 0:58:51.320
<v Speaker 1>the door before adding not, and that's all I can

0:58:51.360 --> 0:58:53.640
<v Speaker 1>think of? Is that? Is that an egg beater in

0:58:53.680 --> 0:58:58.880
<v Speaker 1>your pants? Or you just happy to see me? This

0:58:58.920 --> 0:59:00.440
<v Speaker 1>could be our next shirt?

0:59:00.760 --> 0:59:01.080
<v Speaker 2>You know?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that an egg beater in your vests?

0:59:05.320 --> 0:59:05.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

0:59:05.560 --> 0:59:08.880
<v Speaker 1>Boy, I need to I need to compose myself with

0:59:08.920 --> 0:59:09.360
<v Speaker 1>my teeth.

0:59:10.160 --> 0:59:13.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I need to drink I mean a water, right,

0:59:13.400 --> 0:59:17.960
<v Speaker 2>we need to, we need I'm parking, clarify that, I'm yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So at the Smash Club, Danny and Becky are in

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<v Speaker 1>a very crowded space filled with rock and roll people.

0:59:25.400 --> 0:59:29.960
<v Speaker 1>Danny even compliments someone on their dog collar accessory. Becky

0:59:30.040 --> 0:59:33.480
<v Speaker 1>jokingly tells Danny, you really fit in that, mister Rogers

0:59:33.480 --> 0:59:35.240
<v Speaker 1>sweater didn't give you away at all.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's true, you really think it really looks Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Then a mop of long blonde hair comes walking out

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<v Speaker 1>from behind the stage. A familiar surfer voice points to

0:59:48.000 --> 0:59:51.520
<v Speaker 1>Danny and Becky, Hey, man, I know you dudes. The

0:59:51.560 --> 0:59:54.560
<v Speaker 1>person flips back their hair and we see it's Joey.

0:59:55.400 --> 0:59:58.520
<v Speaker 1>He excitedly tells them, wait till you see the special effects.

0:59:58.520 --> 1:00:00.880
<v Speaker 1>I rigged. The guys from the record company are going

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<v Speaker 1>to be totally stoked. They got a hell of a budget, right.

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<v Speaker 2>They got a wig budget, they wig budget, got a

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<v Speaker 2>special effects budget, they got a harness budget. They got

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<v Speaker 2>smoke budgets. This is very, very high level. Joey comments

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<v Speaker 2>on danny sweater. He calls it bogus, and Danny responds, thanks, man,

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<v Speaker 2>it's machine washable. They fist bump while shouting all right,

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<v Speaker 2>this is like the nerdiest exchange ever.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, wasn't bogus like a bad thing? I don't remember.

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<v Speaker 2>I was trying to remember, like that bogus, like bogus

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<v Speaker 2>is usually like that's ridiculous, that's bogus. Yeah, maybe I

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<v Speaker 2>felt like that's what he was saying. Maybe, well it

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<v Speaker 2>was Maybe that's the point.

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<v Speaker 1>It was thirty years to get that joke. Yes, Danny

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<v Speaker 1>takes it as a compliment and adds on, oh and

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<v Speaker 1>it's machine washable.

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<v Speaker 2>Got it.

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<v Speaker 1>If you have to explain it, it loses something. Anyways,

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<v Speaker 1>the lights begin to dim, Joey tells them he has

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<v Speaker 1>to go start the show. He says peace Hippies to

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<v Speaker 1>his friends, and Becky responds peace baby. Over the speakers.

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<v Speaker 1>We hear the Smash Club presents the world premiere of Vulture,

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<v Speaker 1>and then a spotlight shines on Jesse, who's dressed in

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<v Speaker 1>a black leather jumpsuit with fringes on the arms to

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<v Speaker 1>make it look like he has wings. He's doing his

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<v Speaker 1>Vulture pose while suspended in the air. A fog looking

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<v Speaker 1>like a Jeans Simmons. Yeah, that's exactly the tongue and everything. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he totally did.

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<v Speaker 2>A fog machine fills the stage before we hear Jesse

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<v Speaker 2>count the band in using a raspy rocker voice as

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<v Speaker 2>they begin the song two small explosions happen on stage,

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<v Speaker 2>which really gets the crowd riled up right pirate technics, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>this is impressive.

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse is dangling just an inch above the stage, but

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<v Speaker 1>he can't put his feet directly on the floor. He's stuck.

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<v Speaker 1>Yells a Joey to put him down, but Joey can't.

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<v Speaker 1>He tells Jesse to sing and go along with it

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<v Speaker 1>while he fixes it. Jesse begins I Want a Rock,

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<v Speaker 1>and his band echoes the lyrics after him. As Jesse

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<v Speaker 1>gets lifted into the air again, he ditches the real

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<v Speaker 1>lyrics and shouts Joey, get me down, and the band

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<v Speaker 1>echoes those lyrics too. Finally, Joey runs onto the stage

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<v Speaker 1>and tries to pull Jesse down himself. Joey asks one

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<v Speaker 1>of the guitarists to hold Jesse for a second. Uncle

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<v Speaker 1>Gary Griffin, Yeah, Uncle Gary Griffin, Yeah. Read the red

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<v Speaker 1>headed ripper, Gary Gibler, Yeah, yeah, Gary Gibler, Yes. But

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<v Speaker 1>Gary Gibler reminds him he's trying to play. He pushes

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse toward the crowd, and Jesse goes flying directly over them.

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<v Speaker 2>He goes back and forth and Becky shouts from the

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<v Speaker 2>crowd be careful sweetheart.

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<v Speaker 1>Joey tells him to keep singing. They love him. Jesse

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<v Speaker 1>snatches the long blonde wig from his head as he

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<v Speaker 1>soars back into the crowd once more. Then we get

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<v Speaker 1>a quick POV shot from Jesse as he's swinging over

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<v Speaker 1>the crowd of people.

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<v Speaker 2>I just want I was like, I I wasn't there

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<v Speaker 2>when they shot this, but I was like, how did

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<v Speaker 2>we do this?

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<v Speaker 1>How did we do this?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't did they just attach it? I guess that.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I mean, cameras weren't small back and handheld

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't I mean that wasn't small either. No, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>How did they have like a not a and they

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<v Speaker 2>didn't even have steady cams back?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how they did this, but that made

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<v Speaker 1>it equally or even more impressive. And then I was afraid,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my gosh, are we going to see like the

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<v Speaker 1>edge of the stage, like I kept like it went

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<v Speaker 1>way out there? So where are we?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>The POV shot. The music stops and Jesse continues to

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<v Speaker 1>swing back and forth in dead silence. Becky shouts, way

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<v Speaker 1>to go, sweetheart. Well, Danny holds up a lighter for him.

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse just laughs at the situation and jokes Vulture lives,

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<v Speaker 1>and that was a thing that we did, and that

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<v Speaker 1>was Vulture. That was Vulture's short lived career. Back in

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<v Speaker 1>the kitchen, Joey is trying to assure Jesse that the

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<v Speaker 1>Vulture performance was great. He even claims the firemen, we're

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<v Speaker 1>happy to get him down after Oh, I bet they were.

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<v Speaker 2>It's going to go to their log book of stupid

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<v Speaker 2>things that they you know what I mean, what's the

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<v Speaker 2>most ridiculous things that you did this week? Cat, you're

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<v Speaker 2>in a fringy jacket down from a ceiling a small club.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know, they were talking crap about that after

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<v Speaker 1>they were done. Yeah. Jesse winces in pain as he

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<v Speaker 1>walks across the floor bow legged. He shouts in Joey's face,

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks to you, I got rock and Roll's biggest wedgie.

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<v Speaker 1>Joey harnesses are not comfortable. I don't blame him for this.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, it feels dangerously close. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And when you were in a lot of harms and

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<v Speaker 1>you don't even have, Joey offers you don't want to fly,

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<v Speaker 1>you can always burrow up from the stage and be

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<v Speaker 1>the gopher. He imitates a gopher, and Jesse just glares

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<v Speaker 1>at him. He question the gopher, Oh, there's a real

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<v Speaker 1>tough image, Joey counters, ask any Gardner who he fears

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<v Speaker 1>the most. And if you remember back to the movie

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<v Speaker 1>Caddie Shack, you know, and then he begins a Carl

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<v Speaker 1>Spackler impression. Yes, a Carl Spackler slash Bill Murray, Bill Murray. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he did the voice for Ghostbusters and stuff. Right, Oh, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's right, he did.

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<v Speaker 1>He's very good at it, very good at I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>And to be fair, if I would have gone with

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<v Speaker 2>a naked mole rat, if we're going for burrowing creatures, terrifying,

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<v Speaker 2>really terrifying. Yeah, so if you're gonna find then a gopher, well,

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<v Speaker 2>have you ever seen a naked mole rat?

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't. No, Well you're gonna have to google that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm afraid they're blind, they got weird teeth, they do

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<v Speaker 2>they wreck your lawn, That's what I want to know,

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<v Speaker 2>because we got you know, I don't. Yeah, but they're like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, they're they're moles. They did they destroy Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna be weirdly terrifying. I feel like I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>regret googling naked mole rat, but I'm going to as

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<v Speaker 2>soon as we're done here. Uh so, Jesse laughs, He

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<v Speaker 2>shakes his head.

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<v Speaker 1>This whole thing was just a big mistake. I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>back to being Jesse and the Rippers. I'm gonna find.

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<v Speaker 2>Some like the band that you were when you had

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<v Speaker 2>a tour two weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Right there was this was like, did the Rippers have

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<v Speaker 1>any input into this vulture transition?

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<v Speaker 2>Like this is just no, No, it's not a democracy.

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<v Speaker 1>They've learned.

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<v Speaker 2>They've learn Jesse and the Rippers right, and we've seen

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<v Speaker 2>the Rippers are replaceable. They cycle in and out, so

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<v Speaker 2>cycle in and out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep uh, He says, I'm gonna just find some record

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<v Speaker 1>company out there who wants me for me, Joey suggests,

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<v Speaker 1>and if not, you can always make a living plain

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<v Speaker 1>Peter Pan. Jesse gives him a death stare and holds

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<v Speaker 1>up a finger before lunging at him. Joey quickly runs away,

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<v Speaker 1>and Jesse can't catch him because of his sore limbs.

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<v Speaker 1>Did somebody just put it? Yes, it's a picture.

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<v Speaker 2>Rachel just posted a picture of a naked mole rat.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't look Yeah, look at it.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't, it says potentially it says potential security issue detected. No,

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<v Speaker 2>it's fine, it'll give you a virus on your computer.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's totally worth it, totally worth that.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, how do.

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<v Speaker 2>I I told you it looks like a body part.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it does.

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<v Speaker 2>It like if it had teeth and like a nose.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's really that is just want Yeah, okay. Well

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<v Speaker 1>we're also known as a sand puppy. Yeah, that's just okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I that's so gross. I don't know whether say thank

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<v Speaker 1>you or to hate you for that, but that.

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<v Speaker 2>Was I'm just saying, if you're going for scary ground

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<v Speaker 2>dwelling things, that or a gopher, gophers are cute compared

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<v Speaker 2>to that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh yeah, they're just yeah. Okay, naked roll map

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<v Speaker 1>mole rat that is the that is.

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<v Speaker 2>Naked roll mat. A naked roll mat is some sort

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<v Speaker 2>of hot yoga I think. Yeah, I feel delirious.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, moving right along. We're in the living room. Michelle

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<v Speaker 1>is sitting in a chair holding a cup of wild

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<v Speaker 1>flowers when the doorbell rings. She looks at her dad,

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<v Speaker 1>who is leisurely walking down the stairs, and says, my

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<v Speaker 1>teacher is here. Hurry up. He approaches Michelle, who gives

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<v Speaker 1>him the cup of flowers to seal the deal. She

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<v Speaker 1>reminds him that women love flowers. Danny takes a cup

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<v Speaker 1>and admits that's very sweet of her. He begins to

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<v Speaker 1>walk toward the door, but Michelle shouts wait a minute.

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<v Speaker 1>She waves him back over and adjusts his hair. After

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<v Speaker 1>she's done, she looks him over and says, you look

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<v Speaker 1>very handsome. Danny's a bit confused as he says, well,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you very much. As he makes his way over

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<v Speaker 1>to the door again, Michelle advises be nice and don't

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<v Speaker 1>talk about yourself. Danny is immediately I do not talk

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<v Speaker 1>about myself, and then he pauses and admits, okay, well

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<v Speaker 1>maybe I do, but that's because when I was five

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't really have any friends.

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<v Speaker 2>Michelle a very bob moment too, such a well, I

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<v Speaker 2>mean it's sort of a thing, and you're like, oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Boy, here we go. That's such a bob thing. Michelle

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<v Speaker 1>cuts some offenses Daddy because he's proving her point, and

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<v Speaker 1>so he sighs, Okay, you're right, I'll do my best.

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<v Speaker 1>Danny opens the door and Miss Wiltrout appears wearing a

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<v Speaker 1>royal blue suit jacket with a humong his shoulder pads,

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<v Speaker 1>and a skirt to match. Quite the outfit.

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<v Speaker 2>This is she dresses up for lunch at her student's house, which,

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<v Speaker 2>you know. I don't know what's in this for Miss Wiltrout.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe she's just really excited for someone to make her lunch.

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<v Speaker 2>But maybe she's just being night. Maybe she's a people pleaser.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Why didn't she agree to this? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. Maybe she has a crush on Danny. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>it's maybe you know what I mean, like maybe she

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, okay, hey, I'll go for it, and then.

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<v Speaker 2>Dan She's like, wow, no, God, of course not, that's

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<v Speaker 2>so weird.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, poor miss Wiltrout. She shakes Danny's hand and says

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<v Speaker 1>hello to Michelle, and Michelle gives her a little wave

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<v Speaker 1>in response. Then Danny hands over the cup of flowers

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<v Speaker 1>and Miss Wiltrout gasps. Dandy lyons my favorite. Michelle chimes in,

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<v Speaker 1>Daddy is the nicest man in the whole world. Danny gushes, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>some people may think I'm the cleanest. In fact, in

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<v Speaker 1>high school I founded the FJA Future Janitors of America.

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<v Speaker 1>Michelle loudly clears her throat to send a signal, and

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<v Speaker 1>Danny gets the hint and pivots, well, enough about me,

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<v Speaker 1>why don't we go eat some lunch. Michelle runs in

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<v Speaker 1>between the adults and grabs each of their hands before

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<v Speaker 1>leading them to the kitchen. Then she stops abruptly and

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<v Speaker 1>connects Danny and missus Wiltrout's hands together. She runs in

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<v Speaker 1>front of them and says, this way, please, wouldn't this

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<v Speaker 1>be the red flag moment? Right here? I was just say.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody was like, why we want Michelle? Yeah? So they

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<v Speaker 1>continue holding hands as they follow Michelle into the kitchen,

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<v Speaker 1>like this is where I'd be like, let's stop for

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<v Speaker 1>a minute and have a conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, what's happening, Michelle go on through her little mind.

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<v Speaker 2>There Michelle, so in the kitchen, then the show would

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<v Speaker 2>be six minutes too.

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<v Speaker 1>Short, right, we have to fill all twenty two minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>So Danny notices that Michelle has set the kitchen table

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<v Speaker 1>all by herself. Miss Wiltrout admits it looks very pretty,

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<v Speaker 1>and then Michelle proceeds to set down half of a

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<v Speaker 1>peanut butter and jelly sandwich on each of their plates.

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<v Speaker 1>She sadly admits there's no candles because I can't play

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<v Speaker 1>with matches. They laugh and Danny pulls out Miss Wiltrout's

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<v Speaker 1>seat for her. Michelle boasts isn't he a gentleman and

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<v Speaker 1>Miss Wiltrout nods yes. He gets a gold star for

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<v Speaker 1>good manners. Danny realizes that Michelle also made lunch all

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<v Speaker 1>by herself. She nods and tells them their lunch menu.

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<v Speaker 1>We have peanut butter and jelly and milk. Danny points

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<v Speaker 1>out that there's only one glass of milk for them,

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<v Speaker 1>and Michelle grins as she pulls two straws out of

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<v Speaker 1>her pocket and places them in the glass. I know,

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<v Speaker 1>She says, now you can share. Have a nice lunch,

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<v Speaker 1>and she begins to walk away. Danny asks, aren't you

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<v Speaker 1>going to eat with us? And Michelle insists you need

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<v Speaker 1>to be alone. Then she presses play on her kiddie

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<v Speaker 1>radio and gives her dad an okay signal with her hands.

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<v Speaker 1>Danny and missus Wiltrout glance at each other in shock.

1:12:34.240 --> 1:12:37.479
<v Speaker 1>Danny frantically runs to turn off the music and awkwardly admits,

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<v Speaker 1>does she sure wit to a lot of trouble for

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<v Speaker 1>this mystery? What could possibly be happening. What is happening?

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<v Speaker 1>Miss Wiltrout responds, you know, she's doing really well in school.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't need to suck up like this. Danny insists,

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<v Speaker 1>we Tanners are not suck ups. Goodie two shoes maybe,

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<v Speaker 1>but not suck ups. Miss will Trout suggests maybe she

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<v Speaker 1>just wants us to be very good friends. Danny shrugs,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess, and then he gestures to the food and

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<v Speaker 1>says bone appetite on cue. Michelle peeks her head through

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<v Speaker 1>the door and asks, are you in love yet? Ah?

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<v Speaker 1>There it is. Danny begins choking on his food at

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<v Speaker 1>the sound of this. Miss will Trout springs into action

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<v Speaker 1>to help, and once he's okay, she pats him on

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<v Speaker 1>the head and calls him a good boy with putting

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<v Speaker 1>his arms in the air. Was that put your arms up?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, does that actually do anything? We're we just doing?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Does that open up the I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know this, sophig I don't know, but I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never actually tried them. So Danny is in a

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<v Speaker 1>disbelief we're just friends. So Michelle suggests, then you better

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<v Speaker 1>start kissing. Danny's eyes widen further your teacher and I

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<v Speaker 1>are not going to kiss and we're not going to

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<v Speaker 1>fall in love. He learned that lesson before. Michelle pau

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<v Speaker 1>now kissing teachers does not know. Oh, not a good idea, Danny.

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<v Speaker 1>Michelle is pouting now I'll never get a new mommy,

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<v Speaker 1>and she sadly walks away. Danny apologizes to Miss Wiltrout,

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<v Speaker 1>admitting he had no idea. This is what Michelle had

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<v Speaker 1>in mind. He excuses himself so he can go talk

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<v Speaker 1>to her, and Miss Wiltrout is very understanding. As Danny

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<v Speaker 1>hurries away, Miss Wiltrout sighs at the heartbreaking situation. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm supprised she's.

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<v Speaker 2>Just because she was like, yeah, goes my shot there.

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<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, I don't get a nice lunch anymore. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't get my chance. Danny Tanner.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Up in Michelle's room, Michelle is slumped on her bed

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<v Speaker 1>when Danny knocks on the door. She sadly says come in,

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<v Speaker 1>and Danny enters. He takes a seat in front of

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<v Speaker 1>her and says, I think we have to talk, and

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<v Speaker 1>Michelle agrees, I think we'd better. He sighs, I'm sorry

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<v Speaker 1>you went to so much trouble today, and Michelle admits

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I had a mommy. Danny tells her, I

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<v Speaker 1>know you don't remember, but you had a wonderful mommy

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<v Speaker 1>and she loved you very very much. Michelle frowns, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not fair all the other kids have mommies, and Danny responds,

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<v Speaker 1>I know it may seem like everybody else has a mommy,

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<v Speaker 1>but the truth is some people just have a mommy,

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<v Speaker 1>or they just have a daddy, or a grandma or

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<v Speaker 1>a grandpa, or an aunt and uncle. There's all different

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<v Speaker 1>kinds of families, and Michelle asks, really, and Danny nods.

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<v Speaker 1>What makes a family is when you have people who

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<v Speaker 1>take care of one another and love each other. You

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<v Speaker 1>have a very special family. Danny names all of the

1:15:38.560 --> 1:15:42.240
<v Speaker 1>special family members Michelle has and she giggles, I bet

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<v Speaker 1>nobody in school has a Joey. Danny laughs and tells

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<v Speaker 1>her that's a pretty safe bet. He admits that in

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<v Speaker 1>a way, Michelle and her sisters are pretty lucky because

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<v Speaker 1>they have four people who love them very very much.

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<v Speaker 1>Michelle grins, I love you very very much. She gives

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<v Speaker 1>her dad a big hug and he kisses her on

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<v Speaker 1>the cheek, telling Michelle that he loves her too. Then

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<v Speaker 1>he picks her up and says, come on, let's go

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<v Speaker 1>have lunch with your teacher. But Michelle wonders, will I

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<v Speaker 1>ever get a new mommy? Danny smiles, well, I hope, so,

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<v Speaker 1>she smirks, have you met the school nurse? She's very hot?

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<v Speaker 1>Danny's interest is piqued. Yes, the five year old? Really?

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<v Speaker 1>How hot is she? What color hair does she have?

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<v Speaker 1>Michelle exclaims hot, pink, And that's our show.

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<v Speaker 2>Like this was going so well, This was going so well,

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<v Speaker 2>going so well. On the plane and Michelle starts talking

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<v Speaker 2>about how hot the nurse is.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, I'm just like, gosh.

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<v Speaker 2>No, But I will say this scene, though, is so

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<v Speaker 2>oh so sweet. I can't tell you how many people

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<v Speaker 2>have told me that this episode really made an impact

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<v Speaker 2>on them, that like they were growing up in a

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<v Speaker 2>house that was an alternative family or was you know,

1:16:57.280 --> 1:17:01.559
<v Speaker 2>a LGBTQ family or whatever. Yeah, and so it didn't

1:17:01.600 --> 1:17:05.240
<v Speaker 2>look like what they everyone thought it was supposed to.

1:17:05.320 --> 1:17:08.479
<v Speaker 2>And how this episode and the Tanner family and the

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<v Speaker 2>fact that they were very clear that a family is

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<v Speaker 2>about a group of people that love each other, whether

1:17:13.640 --> 1:17:16.439
<v Speaker 2>or not they're blood related, you know, right, And I

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<v Speaker 2>love that I had that because that was always the

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<v Speaker 2>biggest message of full houses, like as long as you love.

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<v Speaker 1>Each other, you get you know, your family. This was

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<v Speaker 1>revolutionary in nineteen ninety one and a lot of people

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<v Speaker 1>could relate to that because they're like, my family doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>look like the traditional mom and a dad or twenty

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<v Speaker 1>five kids. Most families, A lot of families don't look

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<v Speaker 1>like that at all, So like this was, yeah, this

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<v Speaker 1>was a great message and why so many people loved

1:17:39.800 --> 1:17:42.720
<v Speaker 1>the Tanners. Yeah, you know, they didn't look like other

1:17:42.760 --> 1:17:47.680
<v Speaker 1>sitcom families, but they loved each other so much. Yeah, yeah,

1:17:47.720 --> 1:17:50.760
<v Speaker 1>I love Yeah. Besides the last few lines, I love

1:17:50.880 --> 1:17:54.960
<v Speaker 1>this scene, right, so very very cute, great lesson.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, so yeah that was that was That was

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<v Speaker 2>a cute one. I liked this and yeah it was.

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<v Speaker 2>There was you know, kind of a little sad moment

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<v Speaker 2>when she's like I need a mommy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, no, that was. This was a great storyline.

1:18:10.000 --> 1:18:13.479
<v Speaker 1>It was age appropriate for Michelle to be wondering how

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<v Speaker 1>does love work? How does right?

1:18:16.600 --> 1:18:18.960
<v Speaker 2>You just should lunch and things go well and then

1:18:19.000 --> 1:18:22.120
<v Speaker 2>you're in love, right, right, that's five year old for you.

1:18:22.200 --> 1:18:24.879
<v Speaker 1>That's that. They just break it down as simple as possible.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, that was sweet. I felt like there were

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<v Speaker 2>a few too many storylines a B in a C storyline.

1:18:32.000 --> 1:18:34.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm like this, this is a little too much. So yeah,

1:18:34.280 --> 1:18:35.760
<v Speaker 1>it did feel like a lot was going on. There

1:18:35.800 --> 1:18:37.559
<v Speaker 1>was a lot going on, So I wish they had

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<v Speaker 1>just I don't know.

1:18:38.320 --> 1:18:42.400
<v Speaker 2>We had a shadows seeing the mom, we had Vulture.

1:18:42.360 --> 1:18:46.360
<v Speaker 1>We had Kimmy, DJ and DJ. Yeah, so there was

1:18:46.439 --> 1:18:49.360
<v Speaker 1>there was a lot there and that's I wish Again

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<v Speaker 1>I said this earlier, but I wish DJ and Kimmy.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish we had I'd gotten more of a chance

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<v Speaker 1>to act like DJ and there would have been more

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<v Speaker 1>funny bits in there. But that's what I feel like.

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<v Speaker 2>Vulture could have been another movie, different episode. Yeah, I agree,

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<v Speaker 2>then we might have had more Vulture, And I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know that anyone needed that.

1:19:06.640 --> 1:19:09.679
<v Speaker 1>That was one scene was enough. One scene of Vulture

1:19:09.920 --> 1:19:13.720
<v Speaker 1>was plenty. Uh. Yeah, that was quite the production for

1:19:13.760 --> 1:19:15.760
<v Speaker 1>a for a B or C storyline. They had a

1:19:15.760 --> 1:19:17.720
<v Speaker 1>lot of special effects, put a lot of money out

1:19:17.720 --> 1:19:20.040
<v Speaker 1>of that, so that was it was quite a bit.

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<v Speaker 2>Vulture was no no cheap gig, no at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so do you have any uh? Did you have

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<v Speaker 1>any everywhere you look?

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<v Speaker 2>So I was looking in the audience and I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>have no an audio for the smash club, and I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't see anybody. Weren't going to be extras in the

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<v Speaker 2>smash club the Vulture, right, our moms with like just

1:19:40.920 --> 1:19:44.160
<v Speaker 2>black makeup on and like rock and roll leather jackets.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I didn't see that. No, I didn't notice.

1:19:47.720 --> 1:19:49.040
<v Speaker 1>I thought. At one point I.

1:19:49.000 --> 1:19:53.080
<v Speaker 2>Saw my Mark Sandrowski as Jesse's POV. He was flying

1:19:53.080 --> 1:19:56.200
<v Speaker 2>over the audience. Oh yeah, saw Mark Sandrowski kind of

1:19:56.240 --> 1:19:59.200
<v Speaker 2>working the the little DJ booth or what of the

1:19:59.280 --> 1:20:00.559
<v Speaker 2>music the booth?

1:20:00.680 --> 1:20:03.719
<v Speaker 1>But maybe not. It was so quick I couldn't really tell.

1:20:04.439 --> 1:20:06.040
<v Speaker 1>But I don't know. I don't think that.

1:20:06.080 --> 1:20:07.840
<v Speaker 2>I don't think he would have been working the sound

1:20:07.840 --> 1:20:10.080
<v Speaker 2>booth because on a day when you have extras, your

1:20:10.080 --> 1:20:12.200
<v Speaker 2>second ad is the one that's.

1:20:12.080 --> 1:20:16.280
<v Speaker 1>He's ranked right, right, So maybe that wasn't him. Now,

1:20:16.360 --> 1:20:19.920
<v Speaker 1>even Michelle's classroom when the moms come in, I didn't

1:20:19.960 --> 1:20:22.639
<v Speaker 1>recognize any of these people. I didn't either. I didn't either,

1:20:22.880 --> 1:20:27.480
<v Speaker 1>So I I am everywhere you look less tonight. Okay, yeah,

1:20:27.600 --> 1:20:30.880
<v Speaker 1>me too. I didn't. Uh, there's there's nothing nothing there. No,

1:20:31.240 --> 1:20:33.320
<v Speaker 1>does the fan Auritos have any everywhere he looks if

1:20:33.320 --> 1:20:34.760
<v Speaker 1>you've noticed anything? I didn't know.

1:20:34.800 --> 1:20:36.679
<v Speaker 2>Ye I didn't notice anything on the wall that change,

1:20:36.760 --> 1:20:38.400
<v Speaker 2>you know, none of that. Yep.

1:20:39.040 --> 1:20:40.040
<v Speaker 1>But there was a lot going on.

1:20:40.080 --> 1:20:43.280
<v Speaker 2>There were a lot of storylines, storyline There was a

1:20:43.320 --> 1:20:45.920
<v Speaker 2>lot going on. We had people flying, we had vultures,

1:20:46.120 --> 1:20:52.439
<v Speaker 2>we had rompers, had like where's Waldo, Danny make it

1:20:52.479 --> 1:20:56.240
<v Speaker 2>out with another teacher or trying to or what have you?

1:20:56.240 --> 1:20:58.679
<v Speaker 1>You know, Danny.

1:20:59.080 --> 1:21:01.760
<v Speaker 2>But no, this was a really cute episode and I love, love,

1:21:01.800 --> 1:21:04.400
<v Speaker 2>love this message because it really gets to the heart

1:21:04.479 --> 1:21:08.240
<v Speaker 2>of what full House was about. So, yeah, it's too

1:21:09.200 --> 1:21:12.519
<v Speaker 2>loved it, loved it. Yeah, And so a next episode

1:21:12.520 --> 1:21:14.880
<v Speaker 2>is season five, episode three, Take my Sister Please.

1:21:15.840 --> 1:21:18.320
<v Speaker 1>I can't remember what that one is, but you is

1:21:18.400 --> 1:21:20.880
<v Speaker 1>that who wants to get rid of?

1:21:20.880 --> 1:21:21.040
<v Speaker 2>Who?

1:21:21.040 --> 1:21:22.640
<v Speaker 1>Do you want to get rid of? Michelle? Or does

1:21:23.080 --> 1:21:24.439
<v Speaker 1>want to get ridybody? Answer rid of me?

1:21:24.479 --> 1:21:28.559
<v Speaker 2>Because that's usually the middle child's middle child. Yeah, we'll

1:21:28.600 --> 1:21:31.480
<v Speaker 2>see you find out next time on how rude Sanato's

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<v Speaker 2>Love you guys, thank you so much for all of

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<v Speaker 2>the amazing comments and questions and all.

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<v Speaker 1>The stuff that we get.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh. And you can also.

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<v Speaker 2>Check out our merch store haard merch dot com. We've

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<v Speaker 2>got some fun shirts on there, and I don't, I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't have the special edition ones anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>No, we don't have them. We don't have the new

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<v Speaker 1>ones up yet. But we don't have the new ones up.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll add the egg beater ad Yeah, the egg beater

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<v Speaker 1>in your pants? I mean, don't actually add an egg

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<v Speaker 1>beater to your pants. That sounds uncomfortable anyway. Yeah, head

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<v Speaker 1>over to the mert shop and check it out. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>And in the meantime, you guys, remember the world is small,

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<v Speaker 2>but the house and your pants are full of egg beaters. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so many egg beaters.

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<v Speaker 1>Beat off the competition.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, yeah, that's what you do with them. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's just everyone everyone. That's what they're ford beating off

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<v Speaker 2>the competition in worlder deby duh.

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<v Speaker 1>Should be the tagline for this.

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<v Speaker 2>Shown a fash