1 00:00:01,080 --> 00:00:05,280 Speaker 1: So official, right, yeah, I mean that's used to do that. 2 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:10,479 Speaker 1: We're back, like, get yourself situated. You know, I'm not filming. 3 00:00:10,480 --> 00:00:15,680 Speaker 1: Look at me right now. We're back on the zoom ship. 4 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:20,040 Speaker 1: Where are you? I am in um Scranton, Pennsylvania for 5 00:00:20,079 --> 00:00:24,239 Speaker 1: a festival. Your voice sounds very deep right now. Well, 6 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:29,000 Speaker 1: I was up to like three am doing any stories 7 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:32,320 Speaker 1: for us. No, there's no no good stories. It was 8 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:36,479 Speaker 1: just like my band Cordia was played until midnight and 9 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:40,200 Speaker 1: then there was the hang on on grounds and then 10 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:43,120 Speaker 1: getting everybody off the grounds and getting to the hotel 11 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:45,320 Speaker 1: and everybody having to drink more beer. And I'm like, 12 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:49,000 Speaker 1: it's Tuesday or Wednesday night, Like what are we doing? 13 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:53,199 Speaker 1: Happy hump Day? Happy hump Day? The life of a 14 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:56,440 Speaker 1: manager has to drink more beer. That's what you said, 15 00:00:56,800 --> 00:01:03,120 Speaker 1: you to drink more beer? And then uh, I sound 16 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:09,040 Speaker 1: like such a pansy like complaining about like that. Um, well, 17 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:12,040 Speaker 1: so you're in screen Pennsylvania. I just said to you, wait, 18 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:14,160 Speaker 1: do you watch The Office? Like? What kind of human 19 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:17,280 Speaker 1: are you? You don't watch the Kardashians, You don't watch 20 00:01:17,319 --> 00:01:21,520 Speaker 1: The Office? I don't understand. Do you live in like 21 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:27,760 Speaker 1: you know? I? Um? I watched a bit of The 22 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:33,200 Speaker 1: British Office and when that was, you know, a thing, 23 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:36,280 Speaker 1: And then when I tried to watch the American Office, 24 00:01:36,319 --> 00:01:38,039 Speaker 1: I didn't think it was as funny. So I kind 25 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:40,399 Speaker 1: of gave up too early, I think, and I think 26 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:42,360 Speaker 1: I was just like playing comparison. So I need to 27 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:44,319 Speaker 1: go back and just watch it. I know, I love it. 28 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:46,479 Speaker 1: I watched it every night before I go to bed. 29 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:47,960 Speaker 1: It's the show I turnal and like before I go 30 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:50,880 Speaker 1: I've seen all the episodes already, I know what happens, 31 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:55,200 Speaker 1: but it's so funny. I still belly laugh every episode 32 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:58,960 Speaker 1: at least once. So funny. Yeah, you gotta do it. Yeah, 33 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:03,200 Speaker 1: I know it's on my list. If anybody listening is 34 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:05,640 Speaker 1: an Office fan, just dm me are some of your 35 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:09,919 Speaker 1: emails about your favorite episodes or funny scenes, because I 36 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,440 Speaker 1: can talk about the Office all day. Um, so you're 37 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:14,960 Speaker 1: at this festival, what are you coming back? I come 38 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:18,560 Speaker 1: back tomorrow. Okay, well then I've tomorrow. Man. We're just 39 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:23,440 Speaker 1: like two ships in where. Well, actually, my boyfriend and 40 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:27,560 Speaker 1: I we have literally since we've dated, had so many 41 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:31,720 Speaker 1: issues with trips, Like we've planned probably six trips and 42 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:36,400 Speaker 1: only gone on two because of COVID or life like 43 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:40,320 Speaker 1: work happening. So we decided that this weekend we were 44 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:44,440 Speaker 1: going to plan a little Fourth of July get away. Um, 45 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:47,080 Speaker 1: there's no kids this weekend, so just the two of 46 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:52,520 Speaker 1: us and I literally looked every single place in the 47 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:56,360 Speaker 1: United States, I think, and and other countries and it's 48 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:58,760 Speaker 1: just super jacked up because of the Fourth of July. 49 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:01,560 Speaker 1: So we found on a place in Amelia Island, which 50 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:04,239 Speaker 1: is in Florida, and um, we're gonna try that out. 51 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:06,919 Speaker 1: I've never been. Were you able to get a rental car? 52 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:13,120 Speaker 1: Rental car? Like, do you need one? Okay, so you 53 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:15,360 Speaker 1: know they're like impossible to find right now. I know. 54 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:19,560 Speaker 1: I'm trying to book one for the end of August 55 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:22,880 Speaker 1: in thirty a and it doesn't matter which airport you 56 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:25,320 Speaker 1: fly into, there's not a car to be had. So 57 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:27,399 Speaker 1: this is the trip I'm also going on. I didn't 58 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:31,960 Speaker 1: that crap. There's no rental cars. It is so interesting. 59 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,920 Speaker 1: That's one of the products of COVID, right, there's not 60 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:39,920 Speaker 1: as many flights available. Excuse me, well, this has always 61 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:45,080 Speaker 1: happened to me. It's too early, it's too early. Um yeah, 62 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:49,920 Speaker 1: so there's not as many flights the places. Everybody is 63 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:53,200 Speaker 1: so ready to travel, so everything is booked so fast, 64 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:55,800 Speaker 1: like you have to go out. The rental car situation 65 00:03:55,880 --> 00:04:00,280 Speaker 1: is a real issue. Yeah. Um, I was with Quarto 66 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:03,080 Speaker 1: was agent yesterday's named CJ. And he said his family 67 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:07,320 Speaker 1: went on a vacation and they tried to charge him, um, 68 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:10,320 Speaker 1: two thousand dollars for a weekend to rent a minivan. 69 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:13,760 Speaker 1: That is insane. Yeah, who can spend that on a minivan? 70 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:17,279 Speaker 1: That's really hopelous for a weekend for a weekend, Oh 71 00:04:17,279 --> 00:04:20,960 Speaker 1: my gosh, that's a mortgage, you know. Seriously. So apparently 72 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,920 Speaker 1: all the rental car companies, I think we've talked about 73 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:24,520 Speaker 1: this on here before, but a lot of the rental 74 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:27,239 Speaker 1: car companies had to sell their cars during COVID because 75 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:30,400 Speaker 1: to keep afloat, and so now the shortage is just 76 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:34,520 Speaker 1: like insanely really. Um, well, if you guys are traveling 77 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:37,760 Speaker 1: this holiday weekend, I hope you guys have fun and 78 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:40,080 Speaker 1: stay safe out there and got a good deal on 79 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:42,640 Speaker 1: a rental car, because apparently that's the thing we need 80 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:47,200 Speaker 1: to talk about these days. Um. Anyway, so you and 81 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:53,240 Speaker 1: I this is really I sometimes really questioned my ability 82 00:04:53,279 --> 00:04:56,120 Speaker 1: as a podcast host because I've completely forgotten to check 83 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:59,479 Speaker 1: our email for like a month, and we have so 84 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:02,960 Speaker 1: many mails backed up that we were like, oh my gosh, 85 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:04,920 Speaker 1: we need to just do a full episode and read 86 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:07,760 Speaker 1: through these. Um some of the best ones that are funny, 87 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:10,080 Speaker 1: because this is our favorite thing. How did I forget 88 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:12,320 Speaker 1: to do this? Our favorite thing is to engage with 89 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:16,400 Speaker 1: you guys. So UM. I also realized people were still 90 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:19,400 Speaker 1: sending emails to act casual at velvet Edge dot com, 91 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:22,280 Speaker 1: and that was also in our show notes as the 92 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:25,960 Speaker 1: email because I forgot to communicate with the producer Mike 93 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:28,880 Speaker 1: that we have changed our email. The new email address, 94 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:30,279 Speaker 1: if you do you want to get in touch with 95 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:33,479 Speaker 1: us is the Edge at Velvet's Edge dot com to 96 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:35,440 Speaker 1: send all your emails there, or you can d M 97 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:39,239 Speaker 1: me at Velvet's Edge. Chip is at chip doorsh Chip. 98 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:41,760 Speaker 1: Should you just go ahead and sell that for us? 99 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:49,279 Speaker 1: I pr hit us up with your questions, your feedback. 100 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:51,960 Speaker 1: We always love getting that from you, guys. I'm just 101 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,280 Speaker 1: gonna dive in. This is gonna be, you know, a 102 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:58,160 Speaker 1: lot of heavy handed reading for me today and start 103 00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:01,360 Speaker 1: early too, So still early. I'm on my second cup 104 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:06,480 Speaker 1: of coffee and um, some of these are a little lengthy. 105 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:11,800 Speaker 1: A couple of people actually even apologize to me because so, guys, 106 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:14,680 Speaker 1: I'm gonna do my best stick with me. Hopefully I 107 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:18,839 Speaker 1: won't perfect agin Um. Okay, So this one is just 108 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:20,680 Speaker 1: I'm gonna start with a little feedback from a couple 109 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:23,039 Speaker 1: of episodes. This one comes from Patrick, Kelly and Chip 110 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:24,960 Speaker 1: f Y. I this may be a little too worthy 111 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:27,480 Speaker 1: for Kelly, but I've been listening to the Edge since 112 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:29,240 Speaker 1: the beginning of this year to help get through the 113 00:06:29,279 --> 00:06:32,560 Speaker 1: duldrums of winter. There have been numerous instances of me 114 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:34,680 Speaker 1: laughing so hard that I cried. But I listened to 115 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:37,000 Speaker 1: the No Regrets episode for the first time the other 116 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:39,520 Speaker 1: week on the plane. So I was headed to Houston, 117 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:41,440 Speaker 1: which is funny because Kelly talks about her visit to 118 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:44,919 Speaker 1: Houston in this exact episode. For work, I got a 119 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:47,560 Speaker 1: free upgrade thanks Delta, and so I was sitting in 120 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:50,440 Speaker 1: first class. It was my first time flying in over 121 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:52,800 Speaker 1: a year due to COVID and Delta just launched their 122 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:55,360 Speaker 1: new cocktails in a can. Let's just say the old 123 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:59,400 Speaker 1: fashions went down like water. Fun fun side note one 124 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:01,640 Speaker 1: drinking us guy equals two notes on the ground. I 125 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:04,279 Speaker 1: didn't realize that. I guess that's like an altitude situation. 126 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:08,719 Speaker 1: So I'm listening to my downloaded episodes and Brittney's story 127 00:07:08,839 --> 00:07:12,880 Speaker 1: comes on. I was not prepared mentally or physically. I 128 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:15,760 Speaker 1: was laughing so hard, I cried and was snorting. Let's 129 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:18,080 Speaker 1: just say I caught not only the attention of my 130 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:21,560 Speaker 1: fellow passengers, but also the stewardest. She asked what it 131 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:23,320 Speaker 1: was wrong, but I could barely breathe because I was 132 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:26,600 Speaker 1: laughed crying so hard. Looking back, that episode needs to 133 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:29,120 Speaker 1: have a do not listen in public warning because it 134 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:31,600 Speaker 1: is too damn funny. It would have saved me from 135 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:34,080 Speaker 1: augurly being stared at the rest of the flight. I 136 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:36,840 Speaker 1: have heard y'all mention this story and passing mustiple times before, 137 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:40,280 Speaker 1: but again, I wasn't prepared for the hysteria that ensued. 138 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:44,480 Speaker 1: Thanks for the laughs, Pat, I was so excited. Patrick 139 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:50,320 Speaker 1: is a dude, right, so we have guy listeners. I 140 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:54,080 Speaker 1: was unaware. I'm so happy. This is amazing, and the 141 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:58,000 Speaker 1: one who starts starts cries does any better? Does it 142 00:07:58,200 --> 00:08:00,960 Speaker 1: better than that? Patrick thinks much for the email. The 143 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,640 Speaker 1: story he's referring to is our friend Brittany. Well, we 144 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:05,560 Speaker 1: say friend because she's become our friend. She was a 145 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:10,200 Speaker 1: listener who shared her story of dislocating her jaw from 146 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:15,560 Speaker 1: giving I guess a pretty epic blow job if you have, Yeah, 147 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:17,480 Speaker 1: I'm bruising your throat her dinner, having to go to 148 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:19,520 Speaker 1: the dentist the next day. The dennist knew. I mean, 149 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:21,520 Speaker 1: there's so many things in that episode. If you guys 150 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:25,679 Speaker 1: haven't listened, it's the no Regrets episode. Also, I spelled 151 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:32,960 Speaker 1: regrets wrong in the title. It was on purpose. Bro Okay, 152 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:35,839 Speaker 1: if there's I can't even remember what movie this is, 153 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:39,000 Speaker 1: but I think it's um, it's not I was about 154 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,520 Speaker 1: to say Father the Brade, what it's like Meet the Fockers, 155 00:08:41,679 --> 00:08:44,160 Speaker 1: or like it's like, no, that's not right either. Some 156 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:47,600 Speaker 1: guy has a daughter who goes on a date with 157 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:50,600 Speaker 1: a guy that's an idiot. He's like a teenager, and 158 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:54,360 Speaker 1: he gets a tattoo and spells it no regrets regrets 159 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:59,760 Speaker 1: spelled r A g R E T s regrets. But 160 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:02,440 Speaker 1: that's funny because you're saying no regrets in life, but 161 00:09:02,559 --> 00:09:07,839 Speaker 1: you should regret, misspelling the word we should. We should watch. 162 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:10,079 Speaker 1: This is sort of an inside joke but we should 163 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:14,160 Speaker 1: do a no regrets r h A Y friend of ours. 164 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:16,600 Speaker 1: A friend of ours name is Reagan and spells it 165 00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:22,480 Speaker 1: r h A Y g e N. There's two. Are 166 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:27,240 Speaker 1: you serious? Yeah? Oh my gosh, this woe time I've 167 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:31,040 Speaker 1: been misspelling it. Yeah. Wow. I mean her parents really 168 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:33,719 Speaker 1: did a doozy on her about every time your name 169 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:36,560 Speaker 1: gets caught out in class or like someone's like, oh 170 00:09:36,559 --> 00:09:39,400 Speaker 1: hey Reagan and she has to spell it, Oh my god, 171 00:09:40,840 --> 00:09:48,880 Speaker 1: and you know people never pronounce that correctly, Reagan. Um, okay, 172 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:51,520 Speaker 1: let me pull up our next email. This comes from Amanda. 173 00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:54,719 Speaker 1: She says, Hey, Chip and Kelly, your podcast came highly recommended. 174 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:57,400 Speaker 1: So I started from the very beginning, all caught up, 175 00:09:57,440 --> 00:10:01,360 Speaker 1: and I have to say one, Chips always sounds incredibly 176 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:06,800 Speaker 1: different now compared to during the first casual episode. I 177 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:10,520 Speaker 1: wonder why. I mean, I wonder if it's just that 178 00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:12,880 Speaker 1: I was nervous the first time. Well right now, I 179 00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:15,880 Speaker 1: feel like you're doing your like sexy voice. I think 180 00:10:15,920 --> 00:10:19,480 Speaker 1: it's just that you know, was up late, and that's 181 00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:23,160 Speaker 1: what they all say. Well, also, I'm recording with headphones 182 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:25,720 Speaker 1: like in my ear, so I wonder if it's doing 183 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:29,920 Speaker 1: like your like catching more of the vibration. I don't 184 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:32,280 Speaker 1: think so. I think that's really just trying to take 185 00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:37,560 Speaker 1: that it's your sleep. I didn't sleep voice um okay. 186 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:40,360 Speaker 1: She also says too, I listened to the aquatic sex 187 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:43,200 Speaker 1: episode while grocery shopping. I laughed so hard that I 188 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:47,280 Speaker 1: embarrassly dropped a carton of milk. That a clean up 189 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:53,280 Speaker 1: on Aisle five moment, but no regrets. But it really 190 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:55,880 Speaker 1: is three. I just watched the new season of Master 191 00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:58,640 Speaker 1: of None and sobbed when it provided a more in 192 00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:02,000 Speaker 1: depth look of what Kelly and other women have gone through. Kelly, 193 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:04,320 Speaker 1: I love you. I think she must be referring to 194 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:08,560 Speaker 1: fertility issues. I've never seen the show. Can you go 195 00:11:08,559 --> 00:11:12,840 Speaker 1: ahead and google that for us? Yeah, And speaking of 196 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:16,960 Speaker 1: googling while recording, she says, I disagree with Susan because 197 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,240 Speaker 1: I think y'all are brilliant just the way y'all are. 198 00:11:19,559 --> 00:11:22,880 Speaker 1: But I do think, thank you, thanks, thanks, thanks, Amanda. 199 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:25,080 Speaker 1: But I do think people need to chill out and 200 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:27,400 Speaker 1: not hate on her so much. We need to all 201 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:30,199 Speaker 1: put the energy we want to receive. So let's promote 202 00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:32,360 Speaker 1: love and life and hope Susan finds her way to 203 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:35,240 Speaker 1: a podcast that better suits her needs if this one 204 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:39,160 Speaker 1: is not itching her scratch like it used to shout 205 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:43,120 Speaker 1: out to the newest episode. Wait, what did we say 206 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:49,960 Speaker 1: in the last episode. I don't know what was No clue, 207 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:52,600 Speaker 1: no clue. Y'all are amazing humans that I love. Y'all. 208 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:54,680 Speaker 1: Wish I had discovered you all earlier, but thankful to 209 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:57,040 Speaker 1: be a part of the party now. Hav an awesome day. 210 00:11:57,040 --> 00:12:00,960 Speaker 1: Babes Ps. She's the one who told me art email 211 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:04,920 Speaker 1: was wrong, so I really appreciate that. Um. Did you 212 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:09,760 Speaker 1: find anything on that showed Chip? Um, Yeah, it looks 213 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:14,280 Speaker 1: like there is somebody's dealing with fertility issues. Yes, yeah, 214 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:17,720 Speaker 1: it's like IVF stuff. Oh gotcha. Yes, I had talked 215 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:20,920 Speaker 1: pretty openly about the fact that I had some fertility 216 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:23,880 Speaker 1: issues when trying to freeze my eggs twice. It's pretty 217 00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:26,360 Speaker 1: brutal process. And for all the women out there going 218 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:29,079 Speaker 1: through that, you are not alone. That is really difficult 219 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:34,400 Speaker 1: and people don't even understand. Yeah, I appreciate a mands 220 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:43,040 Speaker 1: kind words about it. I don't, but I don't thank you. Chip. Yeah, 221 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:45,600 Speaker 1: I mean you would have a if you wanted to 222 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:47,560 Speaker 1: have a kid, you would have a process ahead of yeah, 223 00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:50,559 Speaker 1: it would be a real process. Yeah, but I wouldn't 224 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:53,840 Speaker 1: I wouldn't like it. The one thing that I wouldn't 225 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:57,360 Speaker 1: have to deal with is like internalizing it, you know, 226 00:12:57,520 --> 00:13:00,840 Speaker 1: like it's not my body. You know, you deal with 227 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:03,120 Speaker 1: that too. So yeah, that's been one of the biggest 228 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:05,120 Speaker 1: things I said, is I felt like a failure as 229 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:07,559 Speaker 1: a woman because you're like, this is what I'm supposed 230 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:10,680 Speaker 1: to be able to do, yet I can't do it 231 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:12,679 Speaker 1: for my body doesn't want to do it. And it's 232 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:15,720 Speaker 1: also like for me the one thing in my life 233 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:18,440 Speaker 1: I haven't been able to work hard enough to figure 234 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:21,640 Speaker 1: it out or like to do Like there's literally absolutely 235 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:25,439 Speaker 1: nothing I can do to control it. I've tried everything, um, 236 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:28,160 Speaker 1: and so you have to like let go. But it's 237 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:30,560 Speaker 1: like the first time. It was the biggest realization for 238 00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:32,720 Speaker 1: me of that being the first time in my life 239 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:35,720 Speaker 1: that I've just always been able to like work really 240 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:37,600 Speaker 1: hard and get the things I want or you know, 241 00:13:37,679 --> 00:13:40,120 Speaker 1: just like set my mind to something and that isn't 242 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:42,400 Speaker 1: really how this works. Yeah, and you have to learn 243 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:46,080 Speaker 1: that you have a real limitation is a tough pill 244 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:49,880 Speaker 1: to swallow, totally totally that's out of your control. Yep, 245 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:55,440 Speaker 1: let go and like god though, um okay, this comes 246 00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:57,760 Speaker 1: from Casey, Hello, Kelly, and Chip. I'm all my way 247 00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:00,320 Speaker 1: to a Bachelotte weekend, which means I only had Reday 248 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:02,720 Speaker 1: work week this week. It was clear that my brain 249 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,040 Speaker 1: was already in vacation party mode because I kept trying 250 00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:07,960 Speaker 1: to refresh the podcast feed, wondering why on earth I 251 00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:10,480 Speaker 1: was not getting a new episode of the Edge. It 252 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:12,719 Speaker 1: took me until this morning to realize that yesterday was 253 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:15,720 Speaker 1: only Wednesday. At least. Y'all know now that I rely 254 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:18,280 Speaker 1: on your podcast to put me straight into that weekend mode. 255 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:20,880 Speaker 1: Just trying to act casual over here. Love the pod, 256 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:23,560 Speaker 1: keep them coming. Can't wait to listen on Fridays, although 257 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:25,720 Speaker 1: now it may have to wait till Monday when I'm 258 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:31,240 Speaker 1: in active recovery. Casey from Boston. All right, so we 259 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:33,920 Speaker 1: did get a couple that were like funny stories and 260 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:36,960 Speaker 1: also questions that you know, giving the advice which you 261 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:41,480 Speaker 1: always like to put the precursor on. We don't really 262 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:46,640 Speaker 1: my experts on ship. Definitely, this is personal advice. This 263 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:49,080 Speaker 1: is personal advice as if you were talking to your 264 00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:53,280 Speaker 1: closest friends, and um, we don't claim to be wrong 265 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:57,160 Speaker 1: or right, it's just an opinion. And for the record, 266 00:14:57,320 --> 00:15:01,720 Speaker 1: I haven't seen these questions, so I'm like, right, this 267 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:04,440 Speaker 1: one's actually just a story, but it's sort of it's 268 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:07,240 Speaker 1: sort of a discussion. I think that we brought up 269 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:09,800 Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago on the podcast talking about 270 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:12,360 Speaker 1: the differences between what men can get away with and 271 00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:14,640 Speaker 1: what women can get away with as far as like 272 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:19,040 Speaker 1: what's culturally accepted or um. I can't even think of 273 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:21,680 Speaker 1: some of the examples that we reference, but there was 274 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,480 Speaker 1: a lot that we're bumping up to, and I think 275 00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:25,640 Speaker 1: this is a bigger discussion on a whole in our 276 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:31,720 Speaker 1: society of just you know, equalizing things, having equal rights everywhere. 277 00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:34,920 Speaker 1: But there's still some old programming seemingly in all of 278 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:38,800 Speaker 1: us that kind of uh inhibits that. So this is 279 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:42,280 Speaker 1: what Clara said. She said love last week's episode, and 280 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:45,200 Speaker 1: in a similar vein can we talk about the gender 281 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:48,280 Speaker 1: gap when it comes to farts? This hit close to 282 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:52,320 Speaker 1: home because the chip isn't silent laughing right now. This 283 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:54,920 Speaker 1: is close to home because I accidentally let an audible 284 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:58,360 Speaker 1: couple slip out lately, one at yoga and one at 285 00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:00,560 Speaker 1: work all my way to the sting stall in the 286 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:04,080 Speaker 1: whole damn building both times, I was mortified. On the 287 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:07,840 Speaker 1: flip side, my boyfriend farts all the time. He's not 288 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:10,120 Speaker 1: a farting machine or anything. He just happens to fart 289 00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:13,440 Speaker 1: when he laughs really hard. Sometimes it's actually pretty cute. 290 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:16,960 Speaker 1: So you're made me realize in question why I hate 291 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:20,440 Speaker 1: myself when I accidentally let one slip and why I 292 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:24,120 Speaker 1: excuse my boyfriend when he accidentally lets one slip. Sorry 293 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:27,560 Speaker 1: if this seems totally random, but it didn't seem too 294 00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:29,840 Speaker 1: far from the crotch grab. Oh that's right. When you 295 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:34,880 Speaker 1: were talking about the girls pussy pants. Yeah, well, I mean, 296 00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:37,000 Speaker 1: you know what's funny is like we spent a lot 297 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:42,080 Speaker 1: of time with like seven year old girls, you know, 298 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:45,080 Speaker 1: like are in that range at least, and they far 299 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:48,640 Speaker 1: they think it's funny, Like they're not ashamed of it, 300 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:52,040 Speaker 1: Like they just let him rip. At what age do 301 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:55,400 Speaker 1: girls does that change? You know? Like, because it's not 302 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:57,560 Speaker 1: like the boys that are around these girls are like 303 00:16:57,920 --> 00:17:01,080 Speaker 1: GROLs she farted, Like they think it's funny too. So 304 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,880 Speaker 1: at a certain point that there's a fork in the 305 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:04,800 Speaker 1: road and the guys are allowed to go down fart 306 00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:08,359 Speaker 1: road and the girls can't anymore. But also, should guys 307 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:11,680 Speaker 1: really be going down fart road? Can we talk about 308 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:13,760 Speaker 1: this on a bigger scale? Of course they do. My 309 00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:18,680 Speaker 1: boyfriend is a fart machine, Like literally it's like disgusting 310 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:21,199 Speaker 1: all the time. And I'm like, hey, like, can you 311 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:23,920 Speaker 1: not just walk to the fucking bathroom? Can you walk 312 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,240 Speaker 1: to the other room? Like do you have to do that? 313 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:29,240 Speaker 1: Sitting right next to me? And if I did that, 314 00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:32,120 Speaker 1: he would hate it. Well, the truth is is if 315 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:34,760 Speaker 1: farts were only the audible part of a fart, I 316 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:37,800 Speaker 1: feel like they would be like completely acceptable, But like 317 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:42,320 Speaker 1: a sticky fart is just not cool, and you never 318 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:45,040 Speaker 1: know what you're gonna get. Like I have house guests 319 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:46,639 Speaker 1: right now that are staying with me, and it's a 320 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:50,200 Speaker 1: couple Jimmy and Brittany. And there are times when Jimmy 321 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:53,240 Speaker 1: like and he's just like from day one, just walks 322 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,800 Speaker 1: and starts ripping ass in my house and pretty just 323 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:57,440 Speaker 1: kind of like looks at me and rolls her eyes. 324 00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:59,520 Speaker 1: It's like what she has to live with. But there 325 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:01,320 Speaker 1: are times where I'm like, you're gonna have to clean 326 00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:07,199 Speaker 1: the wall, like that was not that wants and but 327 00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:11,520 Speaker 1: I'm just but he just let some rip. Yeah, I 328 00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:14,080 Speaker 1: don't know why. I do find them funny, and I 329 00:18:14,119 --> 00:18:16,280 Speaker 1: don't think it would be unfunny if a girl was 330 00:18:16,359 --> 00:18:21,439 Speaker 1: doing it, But it's also like a little unnecessary. I 331 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:24,679 Speaker 1: the smell thing is huge. Uh, my boyfriend also does 332 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:26,879 Speaker 1: not have a sense of smell. It's like one of 333 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:30,239 Speaker 1: those random traits. Actually know a couple of guys like that. 334 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:33,960 Speaker 1: I've always wondered if it's a it's a heterosexual man thing. Actually, 335 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,440 Speaker 1: I don't know why it had to be sexual. Why 336 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:39,159 Speaker 1: did I just say that. I just think I was 337 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:41,720 Speaker 1: wondering if it was a gender related thing, like is 338 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:45,280 Speaker 1: it men? Are they more prone to that? Because I've 339 00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:47,400 Speaker 1: never met a woman with no sense of smell, although 340 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:50,000 Speaker 1: I'm sure it exists. But anyway, it's like a torture 341 00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:53,400 Speaker 1: chamber because he can't smell it, and so he doesn't care. 342 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:57,120 Speaker 1: He's like, wait, what the smells and it smells terrible 343 00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:59,159 Speaker 1: and I have to be the one to deal with it, 344 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:02,560 Speaker 1: which is also very unfair. But does he like when 345 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,760 Speaker 1: he's in the country club, does he just walk around 346 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:08,119 Speaker 1: rip and asked to Like, there's an active choice that 347 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,080 Speaker 1: has happened of course he doesn't. He's not in a 348 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:13,919 Speaker 1: meeting being like not a you know what I mean. Like, 349 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,440 Speaker 1: so it's I wish you guys gonna just scene chips 350 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:20,960 Speaker 1: space and may then there's a choice that's happening. That's 351 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,440 Speaker 1: what I say. Rip asked like that he's just too 352 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:28,080 Speaker 1: comfortable at home. I think there. I do think it 353 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:31,439 Speaker 1: is funny if you're laughing and you fart, like whatever. 354 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:35,720 Speaker 1: My mom she always like she and I have the 355 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:38,600 Speaker 1: sing where when I've never sneezed, just once in my life, 356 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,600 Speaker 1: like if I start sneezing, it's going to be like 357 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:43,320 Speaker 1: at least three or four or five sneezes. And but 358 00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:45,720 Speaker 1: my mother on top, she does the same thing, but 359 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:47,520 Speaker 1: on top of it, she usually caps it off of 360 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:51,760 Speaker 1: the fart because it's just something that she's always done. 361 00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:53,760 Speaker 1: And she once started when we were I was in 362 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:56,160 Speaker 1: high school and my sister had gone on a date, 363 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:59,760 Speaker 1: was her first date, and they had come home, and 364 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,359 Speaker 1: I was still up and we were hanging out and 365 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,720 Speaker 1: like our den and my parents bedroom was right above it, 366 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:08,600 Speaker 1: and and my mom started sneezing, and we were like, 367 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:10,520 Speaker 1: don't do it, don't do it. At the end, it 368 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:14,679 Speaker 1: was just like, oh, I went running. I went running 369 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:18,320 Speaker 1: up to their bedroom and my mom was like crying, 370 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:20,640 Speaker 1: she was laughing so hard, and she was like, did 371 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:24,560 Speaker 1: he hear it? And I was like, well, like everybody 372 00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:28,680 Speaker 1: heard it. Everybody heard it, but um yeah, So I 373 00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:30,520 Speaker 1: mean I think in those moments it's funny. I think 374 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,920 Speaker 1: where it gets a little out of hand is when 375 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:35,760 Speaker 1: it's just like a fart machine, like somebody's farting to 376 00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:39,840 Speaker 1: fart on you. Am I to send this episode too, 377 00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:43,359 Speaker 1: and they'll be thrilled. But but maybe maybe women should 378 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,960 Speaker 1: just start farting back and like guys won't think it 379 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:51,119 Speaker 1: so funny anymore. Yeah, one time I did have a 380 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:56,159 Speaker 1: slip one time literally, so I was I had just 381 00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:58,840 Speaker 1: gotten new curtains and I was steaming them because they 382 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:03,520 Speaker 1: were really reeled, and I was on my knees like 383 00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:06,200 Speaker 1: like trying to get the bottom half and I don't 384 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:08,480 Speaker 1: know what we had eaten for dinner, but it didn't 385 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:10,119 Speaker 1: sit well with me, and I didn't know it was 386 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:15,240 Speaker 1: in there, and so I just like he literally got 387 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:17,920 Speaker 1: he he I didn't know it was in there. He goes, 388 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:23,040 Speaker 1: did you start You're like nope, that was the curtains 389 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:25,400 Speaker 1: creaking no, I couldn't cover. I go, oh my god, 390 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:31,200 Speaker 1: you're in here the curtains creaking, because curtains creaked so loud. 391 00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:47,040 Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, next email comes from Haley and 392 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:50,760 Speaker 1: she has a question for us. She says, this is interesting. 393 00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:53,240 Speaker 1: My biggest secret is I don't know what I'm doing, 394 00:21:53,359 --> 00:21:56,240 Speaker 1: from kissing to having sex. And I've heard it all before. 395 00:21:56,359 --> 00:21:59,360 Speaker 1: Everyone's got to start somewhere. There's a learning curve. Practice 396 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:03,080 Speaker 1: makes perfect. My exposure is limited because I honestly haven't 397 00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:04,960 Speaker 1: been with a lot of people. I feel like a 398 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:07,240 Speaker 1: kid admitting this, but most of what I know is 399 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:11,479 Speaker 1: from the movies, girl talks, magazines, articles, and porn. And again, 400 00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:13,960 Speaker 1: I've heard it all before. Sometimes you only hear about 401 00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:16,399 Speaker 1: the good, not the bad and the ugly. Everyone's different. 402 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:20,000 Speaker 1: Don't compare yourself to the movie magic, especially porn. My 403 00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:24,320 Speaker 1: biggest industry insecurity is having sex. I do have a boyfriend, 404 00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:26,280 Speaker 1: and we've been steady for a good minute. He's not 405 00:22:26,359 --> 00:22:28,600 Speaker 1: really the source of my insecurity, but I think I 406 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:32,639 Speaker 1: may have inadvertently become the source of his why because 407 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:35,119 Speaker 1: he asked and I answered. I don't think I've had 408 00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:38,040 Speaker 1: an orgasm with him, but Truthfully, I don't know if 409 00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:40,320 Speaker 1: I've ever had an orgasm, so okay, I have to 410 00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:42,600 Speaker 1: stop here, Haley, if you don't know you have it, 411 00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:48,840 Speaker 1: like do you know what I'm the eight means? But 412 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:52,920 Speaker 1: you know you know. I'm thankful my boyfriend and I 413 00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:56,520 Speaker 1: can talk openly about this topic. He's definitely been with 414 00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:59,200 Speaker 1: more people than me, but lately I've realized that he's 415 00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:02,439 Speaker 1: not exactly an expert either. His idea for play is 416 00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:05,040 Speaker 1: rubbing my clip for thirty seconds like he's trying to 417 00:23:05,119 --> 00:23:11,520 Speaker 1: start He's trying to start a fire. I know exactly 418 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,919 Speaker 1: what she's talking about, Okay, and I don't have to 419 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:16,199 Speaker 1: hold that against him, because I think he's also just 420 00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:18,840 Speaker 1: doing when he learned from other people movies imporn. I 421 00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:21,240 Speaker 1: guess I'm writing this part of a as a confessional 422 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:25,280 Speaker 1: for myself, part as You're not Alone for others, and 423 00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:29,320 Speaker 1: part for you for advice from you and Chip. Please advise. 424 00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:32,440 Speaker 1: We are open to suggestions. We even talk about exploring 425 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:36,840 Speaker 1: different for play, like sensual massage, different positions, still looking 426 00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:40,720 Speaker 1: through the Comma Sutra for inspiration in different environments. Although 427 00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:43,920 Speaker 1: based on your previous podcast, I don't think we're aquatic 428 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:49,280 Speaker 1: sex people looking forward to your response. Hayley, Wow, I 429 00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:52,840 Speaker 1: mean I love that she's open, you know, and trying things, 430 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:58,920 Speaker 1: and like that was a pretty vulnerable email like to send, Um, 431 00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:02,479 Speaker 1: what kind of suggestions do you have for well, oh, 432 00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:12,320 Speaker 1: you're deferring there, so a couple of things for sure, 433 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:15,040 Speaker 1: if you don't know if you had an orgasm, you haven't, 434 00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:18,600 Speaker 1: you would know. Um. And then the click conversation I 435 00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:22,200 Speaker 1: totally get, Like God, bless a man. They don't really 436 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:26,000 Speaker 1: fully understand always how to do that. And so I 437 00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:28,119 Speaker 1: think the interesting part of this email that I read 438 00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:31,679 Speaker 1: was that you know, she hasn't really had a lot 439 00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:35,520 Speaker 1: of sex from what it sounds. UM. But I would 440 00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:40,080 Speaker 1: wonder what the like masturbation situation is because for me, 441 00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,480 Speaker 1: and what was always told to me is how would 442 00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:45,600 Speaker 1: you expect your boyfriend or your partner or your man 443 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:48,280 Speaker 1: or whoever you're with to know how to get you 444 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,240 Speaker 1: off if you don't know how to get you off. 445 00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:55,160 Speaker 1: So I think that's part of the process, is figuring 446 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,919 Speaker 1: out what you like, what feels good to you and 447 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,919 Speaker 1: not Like for me, it's not from a horn perspective, 448 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:04,240 Speaker 1: because I think that porn is a lot of bullshit, 449 00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:06,840 Speaker 1: A lot of times, like they're not really coming the girls, 450 00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:10,200 Speaker 1: Like it's all about the show. It's entertainment, Like we've 451 00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:13,280 Speaker 1: had that, um sex therapist stay on here, and so 452 00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:15,600 Speaker 1: sometimes you know, sure, maybe that's real, but a lot 453 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:17,760 Speaker 1: of times I think it's like gives an even more 454 00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:21,720 Speaker 1: false description of what sex is like or should be 455 00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:24,760 Speaker 1: like for a woman, you know, because it gives men 456 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:28,320 Speaker 1: this like go rub their clip like fire for thirty 457 00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:30,320 Speaker 1: seconds and they'll get off, and like that is not 458 00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:37,520 Speaker 1: what happens, right, a blood blister probably, which is grosser. 459 00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:42,480 Speaker 1: So anyway, I would say start exploring your own body, 460 00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:44,199 Speaker 1: and you can do that with your partner, like if 461 00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:47,679 Speaker 1: you're not super turned on, but masturbation or you know, 462 00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:51,000 Speaker 1: just being with yourself, you could do that together. Like 463 00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:54,800 Speaker 1: you guys individually touch each like touch yourselves in front 464 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:58,119 Speaker 1: of each other. That can be pretty hot. Um. But 465 00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,359 Speaker 1: also yeah, I just think that you have to figure 466 00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:03,480 Speaker 1: out what you like and really start to like embrace 467 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:07,840 Speaker 1: your own feminine power and sexuality. There's so much beauty 468 00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:09,520 Speaker 1: in that, and I think once you do that is 469 00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:11,919 Speaker 1: when the sex gets really great. Well and yeah, I 470 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:16,000 Speaker 1: mean I also think too, it's like the guys her 471 00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:20,160 Speaker 1: boyfriend will be very turned on if she like takes charge, 472 00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:22,960 Speaker 1: you know, but you know what I will say to 473 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:26,520 Speaker 1: about her email, It sounds like they are really communicating 474 00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:29,320 Speaker 1: with each other. They just have a lot to learn. 475 00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:32,639 Speaker 1: And I think that that is it already feels like 476 00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:36,119 Speaker 1: a safe place. So I think the learning part is 477 00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:38,800 Speaker 1: actually like you need to make that as fun as 478 00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:43,040 Speaker 1: possible because that's where you're going to find the magic. Yeah, 479 00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:45,399 Speaker 1: and I think it's like it's so beautiful, just like 480 00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:47,639 Speaker 1: you just were saying like that they're talking about it, 481 00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:50,720 Speaker 1: and also like you don't have to know what you're doing, 482 00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:53,440 Speaker 1: like none of us ever like fully know, and that's 483 00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:56,080 Speaker 1: like the fun of sex right as you're just figuring 484 00:26:56,080 --> 00:27:00,400 Speaker 1: it out as you go and exploring is fun. Lean 485 00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:03,560 Speaker 1: it's okay to say I don't like that. That hurts, 486 00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:06,960 Speaker 1: Like I don't feel that. Yeah, yeah, that's not that's 487 00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:10,439 Speaker 1: not working. Like, let's try this, because if you don't, 488 00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:13,679 Speaker 1: especially when it comes to faking ship, like if you 489 00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:16,119 Speaker 1: act like it's getting you off, like you're going to 490 00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:21,240 Speaker 1: cause someone to think that they're doing something right. Yeah, 491 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:23,480 Speaker 1: you don't want to repeat that if it's not fun 492 00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:26,639 Speaker 1: or not doing its job right. You don't want your 493 00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:29,320 Speaker 1: clip rubs like a fire, starting a fire for three 494 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:40,440 Speaker 1: to work the next day bottling on it. Yeah, so anyway, 495 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:43,760 Speaker 1: before can we just go with coconut oil? Like if 496 00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:46,399 Speaker 1: they also, I'm gonna just put that tip out there, Haley. 497 00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:49,840 Speaker 1: That's a good that's a good start. Um. Okay, So 498 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:52,719 Speaker 1: hopefully that was helpful. Send us your feedback or let 499 00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:56,960 Speaker 1: us know what happens for you, guys. I'm very invested. Now. 500 00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:02,160 Speaker 1: That's okay, pass on, pass on the bid. We're good 501 00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:05,280 Speaker 1: on the bids. Okay, this one comes from Erica. We've 502 00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:07,520 Speaker 1: had an email from Erica before. She was the one 503 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:10,240 Speaker 1: with the insane HR lady. She says, Hey, guys, it's 504 00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:12,920 Speaker 1: me again, the one with the insane HR lady. Yes, 505 00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:17,400 Speaker 1: she's definitely a quote unquote lady. Great news she quit 506 00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:19,399 Speaker 1: so I don't have to deal with her anymore a 507 00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:22,040 Speaker 1: few See. That's really great for Erica. Remember we were 508 00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:24,840 Speaker 1: kind of like, uh, this was the HR lady that 509 00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:29,240 Speaker 1: was really rude and not very HR right. I wonder 510 00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:32,480 Speaker 1: if she quit because we publicly shamed her. We completely 511 00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:36,000 Speaker 1: we did that. You're welcome, Erica. Yeah, she's probably a listener. 512 00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:37,880 Speaker 1: She's like you know what I need to do for Erica. 513 00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:40,320 Speaker 1: I really need to quit my job. I need to 514 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:42,640 Speaker 1: quit my job because as an HR person, I really 515 00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:45,760 Speaker 1: care about my employees. As an HR person, she or. 516 00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:47,840 Speaker 1: She was like, I'm an asshole. I need to clear it. 517 00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:50,600 Speaker 1: Okay anyway, she said, but I wanted to write in 518 00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:55,000 Speaker 1: about fun places I've had sex. Since I'm not dating, 519 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,520 Speaker 1: I don't have any crazy dating stories, so my husband 520 00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:00,720 Speaker 1: and I try to spice it up elsewhere. Most recently, 521 00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:02,480 Speaker 1: in the last few weeks, we've been to a wedding 522 00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:05,280 Speaker 1: and spent the weekend with friends at a cabin. At 523 00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:08,040 Speaker 1: the cabin, we waited until everyone went inside and did 524 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:11,440 Speaker 1: it in the speedboat under the stars. It was brand 525 00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:13,560 Speaker 1: new boat, so I'm pretty sure we broke it in 526 00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:15,960 Speaker 1: because that day was the first time the owner even 527 00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:19,000 Speaker 1: drove it. Hello, Oh it's not even there. It's not 528 00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:21,480 Speaker 1: even there, and they christened it. The other one is 529 00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:24,840 Speaker 1: at a wedding that took place in the eight hundreds village. 530 00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:27,760 Speaker 1: We were offered the master key into all the buildings, 531 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:30,200 Speaker 1: and when exploring one thing led to another, and we 532 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:32,080 Speaker 1: happened to do it in the upper level of a 533 00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:35,040 Speaker 1: nineteen hundreds train car. I gotta say it was pretty 534 00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:37,440 Speaker 1: damn fun. I was wondering if you guys had any 535 00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:40,400 Speaker 1: fun places you've had sex. Since Chip was hiding his 536 00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:46,400 Speaker 1: orgy story, I'm curious to know what else he's siding. Chip, 537 00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:51,960 Speaker 1: do tell I don't know that I I've gotten that adventurous. 538 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,040 Speaker 1: I mean in a car. The first time I ever 539 00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:56,959 Speaker 1: had sex was in my high school car. I mean 540 00:29:57,160 --> 00:30:01,400 Speaker 1: me Toody's boyfriend, you know, because it's like, well, you 541 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:04,840 Speaker 1: can't like go to your it's you know, generally there's 542 00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:07,160 Speaker 1: parents home. So it's like the place that you don't 543 00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:12,120 Speaker 1: have parents. Um, I mean I haven't. I don't have 544 00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:15,240 Speaker 1: any good spicy places that I can think of. Like 545 00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:19,479 Speaker 1: I'm definitely like jealous of people that like are like 546 00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:21,960 Speaker 1: you're at a bar and they're like we just sucked 547 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,640 Speaker 1: in the bathroom, you know, like that kind of ship. 548 00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:31,400 Speaker 1: I've never done any of that. I'm kind of boring. Yeah, yeah, 549 00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:34,160 Speaker 1: I mean it's like around the house, like in the 550 00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:37,360 Speaker 1: kitchen and on the colves and those sorts of things. 551 00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:41,600 Speaker 1: But like, yeah, the shower's got a good, nice big shower. 552 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:45,760 Speaker 1: My showers from sex and it was what I think 553 00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:48,760 Speaker 1: it was made froving sex and it's like big, it's 554 00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:56,320 Speaker 1: got a bench in it, like you have nobody want 555 00:30:56,360 --> 00:31:00,200 Speaker 1: to see that. So I was thinking of at it 556 00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,120 Speaker 1: once I read this email, and it's sort of like 557 00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:06,760 Speaker 1: I actually think I have had some interesting sex experiences. Um, 558 00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:09,400 Speaker 1: but it was blanking. I'm like, wait what. The only 559 00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:13,640 Speaker 1: one I could really remember was it was my boyfriend's 560 00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:17,120 Speaker 1: birthday and we got a party bus. This was years ago. 561 00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:19,040 Speaker 1: I mean, this was like going I think we were 562 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:22,920 Speaker 1: turning thirty and um, yeah, in the bathroom at the 563 00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:28,160 Speaker 1: party bus were on up No. So basically the party 564 00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:31,440 Speaker 1: bus would go to different bars and it was kind 565 00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:34,840 Speaker 1: of like we were like very you know, the night 566 00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:38,480 Speaker 1: was getting like we're dancing and like kissing, and then 567 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:40,920 Speaker 1: like everyone went into one bar and we stayed and 568 00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:42,640 Speaker 1: we went in the bathroom, which is like this tiny, 569 00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:45,120 Speaker 1: like basically the same size as like a tour bust bathroom, 570 00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:49,160 Speaker 1: and somehow we figured it out and then somebody came 571 00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:50,320 Speaker 1: and knocked on the door and I I was like, are 572 00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:54,280 Speaker 1: y'all coming in? What's happening? You're like, he's about to 573 00:31:54,320 --> 00:32:00,920 Speaker 1: come in. My mom was cringing right now, Sorry mom, 574 00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:08,360 Speaker 1: what you get for listening? Sorry, mom um, Yes, where 575 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:11,120 Speaker 1: you're gonna ask me a question? Well, there was, Oh 576 00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:16,280 Speaker 1: what about the duck stands or the deer stands? Yeah, 577 00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:19,160 Speaker 1: I forgot about that. This is what I'm telling you. 578 00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:27,240 Speaker 1: I'm blanked. Uh. Yeah, hunting season has been fun. I 579 00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,760 Speaker 1: mean it's like in public, but not super public. You know, 580 00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:32,800 Speaker 1: you're just like, well, there's no one else there. Yeah, yeah, 581 00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:37,360 Speaker 1: you're just outside. Yeah, you're outside with nature, one with nature, 582 00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:40,080 Speaker 1: one with the animals. The animals have seen it all. 583 00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,600 Speaker 1: Well that's that's what you're doing to distract him from 584 00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:46,920 Speaker 1: killing them. You know, like you're you're like, look at 585 00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:52,800 Speaker 1: us everywhere, the animals. That's what I'm doing. Yeah, I'm 586 00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:59,240 Speaker 1: taking one for the team. Dear, I've got you. Okay. 587 00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:01,719 Speaker 1: So this one is actually I missed this one earlier. 588 00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:04,000 Speaker 1: This is not a question, but this is from Danne. 589 00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:07,120 Speaker 1: She said, this is so funny. I'm sorry the episode 590 00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:09,760 Speaker 1: was so funny this week. Dang, Chip, this must have 591 00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:13,720 Speaker 1: been about your orgy situation, Kelly, just like you, I 592 00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:17,040 Speaker 1: need details, Chip, I just wanted to skate. Chip just 593 00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:19,000 Speaker 1: wanted to skate his way through the story. Is so 594 00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:22,880 Speaker 1: glad you would interject with questions, so interesting, wasn't it, though, 595 00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:25,720 Speaker 1: I mean, it really was. You really dropped a bomb 596 00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:30,200 Speaker 1: on us. Also, I appreciate you using the word territorial 597 00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:33,000 Speaker 1: instead of jealous. So often I think this was me 598 00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:36,280 Speaker 1: that did that. So often, I feel like people confuse 599 00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:38,760 Speaker 1: the two of those when speaking about their significant other. 600 00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:41,560 Speaker 1: I'm not jealous of other girls, but I will protect 601 00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:44,280 Speaker 1: my investment. I will give anyone the shirt off my back. 602 00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:47,120 Speaker 1: I have no problem sharing, but not dick no way, 603 00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:51,240 Speaker 1: no how never was into double dipping. I never casually dated. 604 00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:55,800 Speaker 1: I'm very monogamous. Thanks for keeping me laughing. I like 605 00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:57,880 Speaker 1: that term too, that's I mean, I like that she 606 00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:00,719 Speaker 1: pointed that out because and I like that she said 607 00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:05,280 Speaker 1: her investment because it's true, we spent a lot of 608 00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:09,239 Speaker 1: time like developing relationships with people, and those are investments. 609 00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:13,200 Speaker 1: So I think it's more like a boundary issue. Like 610 00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:15,680 Speaker 1: I actually hate the word jealousy, but I've done a 611 00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:20,160 Speaker 1: podcast with um, a relationship therapist, and she was like, 612 00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:23,040 Speaker 1: every like a little jealousy is normal, and it actually 613 00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:25,400 Speaker 1: can be good for your relationship because it makes you 614 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:28,040 Speaker 1: value the person you know, Like you don't want to 615 00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:32,120 Speaker 1: be jealous and not trusting, but like as human beings, 616 00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:35,520 Speaker 1: there's going to be moments of jealousy in a relationship 617 00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:37,719 Speaker 1: and that's totally normal and it's about how you work 618 00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:40,560 Speaker 1: through with your partner. But I like the word territorial too, 619 00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:44,120 Speaker 1: because you're just like, you're protective of your love and 620 00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:50,279 Speaker 1: that's I think that's fair. Yeah, I mean it's I 621 00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:53,640 Speaker 1: also think too, it's like you have to um, I 622 00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:55,799 Speaker 1: mean not to harp on the word jealousy, but it's 623 00:34:55,840 --> 00:35:00,200 Speaker 1: like you have to be able to trust that the 624 00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:03,200 Speaker 1: other person is more jealous of your situation than you are. 625 00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:07,359 Speaker 1: Of Oh, that's interesting, you know what I mean? Man, 626 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:10,759 Speaker 1: Like they want what you already have, and I think 627 00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:14,360 Speaker 1: it's important to remember that, yeah, and feel confident, hopefully 628 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:19,319 Speaker 1: within your relationship. Um, sometimes it can be kind of 629 00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:21,160 Speaker 1: this is the last little tip it but sometimes yeah 630 00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:23,960 Speaker 1: it could that could maybe make you value what you 631 00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:27,759 Speaker 1: have and remember like, oh, yeah, that person is pretty hot. 632 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,640 Speaker 1: Um Okay. This one comes from Keiley. Hey, Chip and Kelly. 633 00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:35,080 Speaker 1: I love the podcast and discussion of important topics. Here's 634 00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:37,760 Speaker 1: another one for you to chew on. Mask or going away. 635 00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:40,480 Speaker 1: Not going to comment on the politics because it seems 636 00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:44,600 Speaker 1: it all seems increasingly moot, especially in Texas. What I'm 637 00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:47,359 Speaker 1: going to comment on is the damn audacity men seem 638 00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:50,040 Speaker 1: to have now that mask are back off, learning nothing 639 00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:53,960 Speaker 1: from the past year, men have resumed their condescension with 640 00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:57,080 Speaker 1: comments like you look prettier when you smile and you 641 00:35:57,120 --> 00:36:00,360 Speaker 1: look tired. Oh, I would funck a man if you 642 00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:06,239 Speaker 1: told me that. So rude? Are you okay? That's another one? 643 00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:08,799 Speaker 1: Are you okay? Like you just look like and you're like. 644 00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:14,400 Speaker 1: I work as an engineer and a male dominated field, 645 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:16,719 Speaker 1: so it's not uncommon. But I seriously thought this whole 646 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:19,680 Speaker 1: human experience that impacted the whole world would have inspired 647 00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:21,880 Speaker 1: people to grow the funk up and show up in 648 00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:25,120 Speaker 1: the twenty one century and rant. Sorry, this is not 649 00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:30,279 Speaker 1: a perfect email links. I love when people right, just 650 00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:36,719 Speaker 1: hoping you can advocate for men to become more like Chip, kind, educated, eloquent, 651 00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:39,879 Speaker 1: and fun. Definitely have a crush on Chip, even though 652 00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:43,600 Speaker 1: I'm definitely a straight woman. Happily in a relationship stay 653 00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:49,439 Speaker 1: stay edgy, besties, uh reely. I love that she loves 654 00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:53,600 Speaker 1: you so much. That made my day. Well that is true, though, 655 00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:56,600 Speaker 1: because I feel like you have all the qualities that 656 00:36:56,719 --> 00:36:59,480 Speaker 1: she said, and that is what we are looking for 657 00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:06,439 Speaker 1: these heterosexual men. Sorry, I am too. You know, It's 658 00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:10,680 Speaker 1: like I could have had literally the hottest wives ever. 659 00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:16,080 Speaker 1: You're a polygamous now, like all of a said, he 660 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:20,920 Speaker 1: gets one email, He says, he gets one and suddenly 661 00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:24,920 Speaker 1: all the women want to marry me. It's probably cause 662 00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:30,960 Speaker 1: they've seen your kind of lingus skills. We were talking 663 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:34,200 Speaker 1: again last week this week with a friend of ours 664 00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:36,840 Speaker 1: about how it's my favorite thing ever when ship acts 665 00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:41,080 Speaker 1: like he likes tits, look at the tits over there. 666 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,640 Speaker 1: But the thing is is you talk in the exact 667 00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:48,560 Speaker 1: way that many heterosexual men speak, which is exactly what 668 00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:51,040 Speaker 1: Keeley's point is. Is you're doing it as a joke 669 00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:54,640 Speaker 1: because they look like idiots right well, and that's the 670 00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:57,560 Speaker 1: thing is, like there's something I'm like. I feel like 671 00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:01,520 Speaker 1: I can get a laugh out of people totally, you know, 672 00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:07,080 Speaker 1: and you do every time. It works every time. I 673 00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:09,920 Speaker 1: think that. My biggest feedback would be I don't know 674 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:14,480 Speaker 1: how we change this, but if there are heterosexual man listening, Hi, Patrick, 675 00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:18,440 Speaker 1: we're talking to you, it's like our one listener, one 676 00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:22,400 Speaker 1: male listener. Um, I do think it's time to grow up. Gus, 677 00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:26,440 Speaker 1: Like it's just not attractive, you know, Like there's so 678 00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:29,600 Speaker 1: many things you could say to a woman that can 679 00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:33,960 Speaker 1: be about the way she looks, her beauty, her uh anything, 680 00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:36,560 Speaker 1: how attracted you are to her. But it needs to 681 00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:38,400 Speaker 1: be more and it needs to be done in a 682 00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:43,279 Speaker 1: way that is respectful and that you see them as 683 00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:45,520 Speaker 1: a whole person and just like just in a more 684 00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:47,680 Speaker 1: mature way, like you're not fucking twenty one, you don't 685 00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:50,600 Speaker 1: play video games hopefully anymore, and just like live your 686 00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:53,520 Speaker 1: life or your drinking beer with the buddies all the time. 687 00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:56,520 Speaker 1: Like it's just not attractive. That's how I feel. So 688 00:38:56,600 --> 00:39:00,759 Speaker 1: they need to stop up level up level. Women are 689 00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:05,279 Speaker 1: more than their tips. I know, although tips are great, 690 00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:09,799 Speaker 1: we also talk a great Yeah, we love them. I 691 00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:11,719 Speaker 1: was just I went to the I went to the 692 00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:14,360 Speaker 1: Country Music Hall of Famous past weekend with my friends 693 00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:17,759 Speaker 1: that are visiting, and there is you know, they've got 694 00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:20,839 Speaker 1: everyone's like costumes and stuff, and like every time I 695 00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:23,360 Speaker 1: see it, I'm just blown away by the dollar's body 696 00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:28,320 Speaker 1: shape playing her waist is literally the size of my bicep, 697 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:34,600 Speaker 1: and her her breasts are like I don't understand how 698 00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:37,960 Speaker 1: she doesn't fall over. It's insanity, the shape of her body. 699 00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:42,880 Speaker 1: She's really figured out good on her man, on her balance, 700 00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:45,279 Speaker 1: you know what I mean, It's like classic dollar. She 701 00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:47,680 Speaker 1: like flipped the script on it all. She's like, oh yeah, 702 00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:49,920 Speaker 1: I've got She makes the joke about her chips before 703 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:53,120 Speaker 1: you can, so that you know she she owns that. 704 00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:56,920 Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, I put them in my body. What 705 00:39:56,960 --> 00:40:00,839 Speaker 1: you're looking at her quotes about plastics, perjury and all 706 00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:03,600 Speaker 1: the things are so amazing. She's one of my favorites, 707 00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:07,760 Speaker 1: the best. Um. All right, so we're gonna move into 708 00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:11,000 Speaker 1: this Friday Floozy. I mean, I'm still not like totally 709 00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:13,719 Speaker 1: sold on this as a segment, but you love it 710 00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:18,120 Speaker 1: and so and we're getting if somebody's volunteering at then 711 00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:21,200 Speaker 1: you know, it's not like us calling them the flossy. 712 00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:23,920 Speaker 1: They're saying they want to be the floy This is true. 713 00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:26,400 Speaker 1: And we have to Friday Fleozy stories that I was 714 00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:28,600 Speaker 1: going to read today. So, I mean, we got some 715 00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:32,200 Speaker 1: floozies listening. Should we keep it to one and then 716 00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:34,319 Speaker 1: that one's this Friday is Flosi and then the other 717 00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:39,480 Speaker 1: one next Friday. Little teaser action, I see what you ue? Okay, 718 00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:41,920 Speaker 1: Well to this week We're gonna go with Carla because 719 00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:47,640 Speaker 1: I have her pulled up already. Love it is it? What? 720 00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:51,080 Speaker 1: What uh says? Good floozy name to you? I don't 721 00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:54,600 Speaker 1: know that. It's just Carlo sounds spicy. Oh well, she 722 00:40:54,719 --> 00:40:57,799 Speaker 1: looks spicy. She's beautiful in this picture. So let's see 723 00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:00,800 Speaker 1: what Carla has been up to. Hey, Kelly, Chip, I'd 724 00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:03,960 Speaker 1: like this to be this Friday's Floozy since I have 725 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:07,840 Speaker 1: a story to tell. I've been here. We go, Carla. 726 00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:10,520 Speaker 1: I've been dating my boyfriend who was in the military 727 00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:13,360 Speaker 1: and living in the barracks at the time for a year, 728 00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:15,600 Speaker 1: and he'd sneak me into the barracks often and stay 729 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:19,319 Speaker 1: overnight as well, and never had any issues, which is 730 00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:23,160 Speaker 1: highly off limits, right, I would think, so. I mean, 731 00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:26,640 Speaker 1: I've never been in the military, so but thank you 732 00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:31,759 Speaker 1: does sound very risky. The Friday before I flew back home, 733 00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:33,799 Speaker 1: my boyfriend left for work and I stayed in the room, 734 00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:36,560 Speaker 1: still sleeping as usual, until he got off work and 735 00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:40,040 Speaker 1: came back. However, this day, his command decided to do 736 00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:43,320 Speaker 1: a random inspection of their rooms and asked everyone in 737 00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:46,600 Speaker 1: my boyfriend's shop to go back to their building wait 738 00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:48,719 Speaker 1: at the end of the hall and they could not 739 00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:52,560 Speaker 1: go into their rooms. On the way back to his building, 740 00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:55,200 Speaker 1: my boyfriend was calling me frantically over and over, trying 741 00:41:55,239 --> 00:41:56,600 Speaker 1: to wake me up to get out and wait in 742 00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:58,440 Speaker 1: the car, but I was sound asleep and heard his 743 00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:01,400 Speaker 1: message five minutes too late to paint a picture. I 744 00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:05,600 Speaker 1: was in some seat through leggings, a baggy shirt, no magup. 745 00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:08,680 Speaker 1: My hair was in four braids for the wavy looks, 746 00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:12,080 Speaker 1: so I looked like snoop dog and I was just 747 00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:14,759 Speaker 1: able to get my contacts in before they barged in 748 00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:17,080 Speaker 1: the door and dragged me out of the room. We 749 00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:19,239 Speaker 1: got to the end of the hall where all my boyfriends, 750 00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:22,920 Speaker 1: co workers and friends were, and they asked, who's is this. 751 00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:26,400 Speaker 1: My boyfriend stepped up and said mine, L O L, 752 00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:29,360 Speaker 1: and they scolded him and asked him to take me 753 00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:32,240 Speaker 1: somewhere else. To make matters worse. We had dinner planned 754 00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:34,839 Speaker 1: after they got off work with his friends, where they 755 00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:37,080 Speaker 1: all made sure to remind me and joke about how 756 00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:39,319 Speaker 1: I got kicked out and that was how I got 757 00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:48,520 Speaker 1: banned from the barracks backs. Who am I the Barack Obamas. Yeah, 758 00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:51,480 Speaker 1: that's a pretty good one, Carla. That would be so embarrassing. 759 00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:55,600 Speaker 1: Think about the faces of those uh, like the commander 760 00:42:55,680 --> 00:43:02,320 Speaker 1: people are the bosses who's yes, at least you showed 761 00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:10,120 Speaker 1: that he's an honest man. Fine, Oh my god, this 762 00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:12,200 Speaker 1: is so fun. I love hearing from you guys. We 763 00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:14,879 Speaker 1: love your stories and we love the feedback. So any 764 00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:16,960 Speaker 1: episodes that are speaking to you or topics that you 765 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,680 Speaker 1: want to hear more about, always keep the emails coming again. 766 00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:23,200 Speaker 1: The new email is the Edge at velvet's Edge dot com. 767 00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:26,000 Speaker 1: You can slide into my d m s on Instagram 768 00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:32,359 Speaker 1: at Velvet's Edge. Chip is at chip dorsh. You can 769 00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:36,200 Speaker 1: spell it, though he spells that h I P D 770 00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:42,960 Speaker 1: O R S c H before we close. Um, sad news. 771 00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:48,319 Speaker 1: The judge denied Brittany no her request. When did that 772 00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:52,560 Speaker 1: happen this morning? And it's updating this morning? Yeah? What 773 00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:57,200 Speaker 1: she's still in or she has to get evaluated to 774 00:43:57,239 --> 00:44:01,160 Speaker 1: get out? Well, they're they're now her lawyer has to fight, 775 00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:03,520 Speaker 1: is going to file something to try and get her 776 00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:07,440 Speaker 1: out of it? Coor Brittany planting to file a petition 777 00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:11,480 Speaker 1: to terminate. Now that judge is about to get some 778 00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:17,440 Speaker 1: serious hate from the free people. There must be something 779 00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:20,840 Speaker 1: that's exactly what. I just don't know that had like 780 00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:24,000 Speaker 1: whatever you said last week, that kind of solidified that 781 00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:29,280 Speaker 1: to me that there's just something we don't know. Oh man, well, 782 00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:32,120 Speaker 1: that is really sad news for Brittany. I hope that 783 00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:35,839 Speaker 1: she gets out. I really do want her out. Did 784 00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:40,600 Speaker 1: you see Jamie lyndsay about what did she say? I 785 00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:44,520 Speaker 1: didn't watch it. I mean, she basically just said, I 786 00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:49,400 Speaker 1: love Brittany. I was staying silent until she spoke because 787 00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:51,480 Speaker 1: I don't want to put words in her mouth and 788 00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:55,920 Speaker 1: just like repeated how much she's on her sister's side 789 00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:59,640 Speaker 1: and blah blah blah. Okay, it seems like they've still 790 00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:02,719 Speaker 1: mean to into decent relationship through this, so I mean 791 00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:07,080 Speaker 1: she she basically said, like I've only I've never needed 792 00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:09,840 Speaker 1: her for anything other than being a sister, you know, 793 00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:13,080 Speaker 1: except I mean, would Jamie Lyndspears be anything if it 794 00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:14,920 Speaker 1: weren't for Britney spe like being but you know what 795 00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:17,759 Speaker 1: I mean, like she had gotten what would she have 796 00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:20,360 Speaker 1: gotten castle on that if she weren't Britney to your sister? 797 00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:23,920 Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean she was, she was talented too, 798 00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:27,080 Speaker 1: who knows, But yeah, you're right, who knows what would 799 00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:38,000 Speaker 1: have happened poor Brittany. Well, Brittany, family matters. Everyone's got ship, alright. Well, 800 00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:41,440 Speaker 1: as you guys go into this holiday weekend, uh and 801 00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:44,279 Speaker 1: you're living on the edge, I hope you always remember too. 802 00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:49,920 Speaker 1: That's probably the closest I've gotten that. It was a 803 00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:53,480 Speaker 1: little clunky, but you didn't just let a girl have 804 00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:56,960 Speaker 1: a moment. Let a girl have a moment, man. That 805 00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:02,200 Speaker 1: I'll keep practicing as all right, y'all have a good weekend, 806 00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:06,239 Speaker 1: keep it coming. I'm still talking. I'm still talking the 807 00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:11,320 Speaker 1: Edge dot com. Bye, huhm.