1 00:00:00,480 --> 00:00:03,400 Speaker 1: Did you know Zeke's Pizza Delivers. Get a local handcraft 2 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:06,960 Speaker 1: and pizza delivered tonight and leave tasteless national chain pizza behind. 3 00:00:07,120 --> 00:00:12,799 Speaker 1: Download the app or visit Zeke's Pizza dot com The 4 00:00:12,920 --> 00:00:19,880 Speaker 1: twenty five. Hello. Hi, my name is Seth McElroy and 5 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:24,040 Speaker 1: I'm calling from pest Control. Is James Rowen? Oh yeah, 6 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:27,120 Speaker 1: speaking Hey James? How are you today? Not bad? What 7 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:29,040 Speaker 1: can I do for you? Well? I wanted to call 8 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:31,280 Speaker 1: you because of a situation that we're dealing with here. 9 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:33,279 Speaker 1: As you know, we were at your house about two 10 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:36,479 Speaker 1: weeks ago dealing with a rat issue. Yeah. Yeah, you 11 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:39,120 Speaker 1: got rid of them? Well yeah, um, were you happy 12 00:00:39,159 --> 00:00:42,800 Speaker 1: with your service? Yeah, no complaints. I liked it, Thank you, 13 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:44,760 Speaker 1: No problem. We are having an issue here though. The 14 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:49,200 Speaker 1: rat that we caught from your place, right, he's very sad. 15 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:53,479 Speaker 1: What do you mean, Well, we've had him here in 16 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:55,480 Speaker 1: the office ever since we took him from your place, 17 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:58,200 Speaker 1: and every day he's he's in his cage. He's kind 18 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:01,400 Speaker 1: of just moping around. I know it's probably hard to hear. 19 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:06,680 Speaker 1: I don't. I don't understand. You kept the rat, Yeah 20 00:01:06,720 --> 00:01:09,240 Speaker 1: we did. We named him Scraps, and all of us 21 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:11,640 Speaker 1: here really want the best for him, and we think 22 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:16,559 Speaker 1: that Actually the problem is he misses your home. Okay, 23 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:17,880 Speaker 1: wait a minute. You telling me if the rat you 24 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:20,679 Speaker 1: caught it's sad and you want to bring him back 25 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:23,120 Speaker 1: to my house. Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying. One 26 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:25,880 Speaker 1: of my guys, Harold is his name. He's gonna come 27 00:01:25,959 --> 00:01:29,800 Speaker 1: and bring Scraps back to you. No, no, no no, you can't. No, 28 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:31,200 Speaker 1: you can't do that. That's why I paid you to 29 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:32,440 Speaker 1: get rid of him. I can't have a rat in 30 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:34,240 Speaker 1: my house right. No, but did you hear what I said? 31 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:37,600 Speaker 1: He's really sad. I don't care what he is. I 32 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:39,280 Speaker 1: don't want the rat back in my house. That's the 33 00:01:39,319 --> 00:01:40,920 Speaker 1: whole point of me. Haven't you come up to the house. 34 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:42,400 Speaker 1: Is that I pay you and you take care of 35 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:44,200 Speaker 1: the rat. I don't. You don't give you supposed to 36 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:46,959 Speaker 1: keep the rat, sir, if you would. The rat does 37 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:50,040 Speaker 1: have a name. His name is Scraps. I don't give 38 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:51,800 Speaker 1: what his name is. He's gonna be dead if you 39 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:54,120 Speaker 1: bring him back here. Listen, if you refuse to take 40 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:56,360 Speaker 1: Scraps back, I'll just drive him over to your house 41 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:58,960 Speaker 1: myself and let him loose in your backyard. At least 42 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:01,800 Speaker 1: that'll make him happier. I see anybody in my fat yard, 43 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:04,279 Speaker 1: I sweit. I will go to that office and smack 44 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:06,360 Speaker 1: the out of you if you bring this scrat back 45 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:08,840 Speaker 1: coming house. We'll gladly refund your money if we can 46 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:13,120 Speaker 1: just bring Scraps back to your house. Scraps is just homesick. Well, 47 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:14,960 Speaker 1: it's not his house, it's my house, and I don't 48 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:17,360 Speaker 1: want him in it. You know it was both of you, right, 49 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:20,960 Speaker 1: you're kind of like roommates. Really, no, no, no, no 50 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:23,040 Speaker 1: no no. I pay the mortgage. This rather doesn't do 51 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:24,920 Speaker 1: a thing. You keep the rat. Well, look at it 52 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:28,320 Speaker 1: from scraps perspective. Okay, he was all happy living in 53 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:30,760 Speaker 1: your house, eating off for the food that you had 54 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:33,360 Speaker 1: left over and things like that. And now he's in 55 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:36,600 Speaker 1: a cage in a pest control office. That's not fun. 56 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:38,720 Speaker 1: What the fuck is wrong with you? Anyway? I pay 57 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:40,400 Speaker 1: you to do a job to kill us sing rat, 58 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:41,880 Speaker 1: and then you take the rat home, and now you 59 00:02:41,919 --> 00:02:44,000 Speaker 1: want to bring the rat back here. That makes no sense. 60 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:46,960 Speaker 1: Wrong with you? I think it makes perfect sense. If 61 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,960 Speaker 1: you're an animal lover, and I have any kind of 62 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:52,560 Speaker 1: heart at all. You sound just callous. Okay. Number one, 63 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:55,320 Speaker 1: rats are not animals. I have a dog. The dog's animal. 64 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:58,760 Speaker 1: A rat is a rat. I am sorry, sir. A 65 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:01,920 Speaker 1: rat is an animal like everybody else. No, no, no, no, 66 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:05,240 Speaker 1: it's a rat. It's a spread disease and still players 67 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:06,959 Speaker 1: was rat and you want to put him back to 68 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:10,880 Speaker 1: my house. Chill. Oh you're gonna hold that against Scraps. Okay, 69 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:13,920 Speaker 1: that's ancient history. That nobody's died from the Black Plague 70 00:03:13,919 --> 00:03:17,840 Speaker 1: in at least ten years. It's not even supposed to 71 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:20,320 Speaker 1: be in anybody's house. It's not a pet. It's not 72 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:23,000 Speaker 1: a turbo, it's not a hamster. It's a rat. It 73 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:27,160 Speaker 1: has feelings. It's an animal, and it has feelings. Scrat 74 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:28,839 Speaker 1: back to my house. I'm gonna kill him in front 75 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:31,400 Speaker 1: of you and break your head. Listen, Scraps has a 76 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:33,680 Speaker 1: tender heart. You know. I even kissed him on the 77 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:35,400 Speaker 1: lips when he got in here, and you could see 78 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:37,160 Speaker 1: him smile. So I think you need to be a 79 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:39,600 Speaker 1: little bit more respectful. Wait wait, wait, you kissed the 80 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:44,080 Speaker 1: rat on the mouth? Yeah I did, Well, why wouldn't you. 81 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:47,720 Speaker 1: He's a beautiful creature. He's a disease carrying vermin, and 82 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:50,920 Speaker 1: you're disgusting or even doing that nobody should be doing. 83 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:53,720 Speaker 1: I'll have you know, I'll have you know. I've cuddled 84 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:55,840 Speaker 1: with that rat every night since he's been here, and 85 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:58,840 Speaker 1: he has just been the sweetest little animal. You've cuddled 86 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:00,760 Speaker 1: with the rat who's cuddled with the latter? Are you? 87 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:03,640 Speaker 1: Oh my god? Are you having a new relationship with 88 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:05,760 Speaker 1: a wrote it? Well? No, I'm not. I tried. I 89 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:07,880 Speaker 1: actually asked for his little rat hand in marriage, and 90 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:10,080 Speaker 1: he turned me down because he said he wanted to 91 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:13,960 Speaker 1: be home. What the this is actually jewel from Brook 92 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,040 Speaker 1: and Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap on you. 93 00:04:16,279 --> 00:04:19,200 Speaker 1: It's a joke. Your brother Gary set you up. No, 94 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:23,000 Speaker 1: no way, no way, Yeah he did. He told us 95 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:24,880 Speaker 1: about your rat problem and wanted to play a prank 96 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:27,880 Speaker 1: on you. Did you actually think that the company that 97 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:29,640 Speaker 1: took the rat from your place wanted to put it 98 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:37,320 Speaker 1: back because it was sad? I don't know, But seriously, 99 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:39,760 Speaker 1: you've never tried kissing a rat on his lips. It's 100 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:47,159 Speaker 1: very therapeutic. I mean, crazy week up every morning with 101 00:04:47,279 --> 00:05:03,320 Speaker 1: jive and like the the second day girl seems to 102 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:08,480 Speaker 1: like the boys, so don't appreciate bottom and it's on 103 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:12,760 Speaker 1: that it takes to be fine.