1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:06,840 Speaker 1: Donkey date, time of eyes. You get dunk every day. 2 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:14,280 Speaker 1: You are a drection hun, I'm gonna fatten all that 3 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:17,000 Speaker 1: shit around your eye. They want this man to Doten 4 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:21,480 Speaker 1: Blowers man. They waited for Charlomage top bloss judgment. Who 5 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:23,400 Speaker 1: was gonna be on the Donkey of the day. They 6 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:26,800 Speaker 1: chose you. There was a breakfast club. Bitches, Who's donkey 7 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:30,280 Speaker 1: the day today? Wow? Donkey today? For Friday, March thirty first, 8 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:34,560 Speaker 1: Freaky Freaky Freaky Friday goes to a Dutch musician named 9 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:37,199 Speaker 1: Jonathan Jacob Mijor. Now what does this have to do 10 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:41,040 Speaker 1: with Freaky Friday. Well, Jonathan has donated sperm to at 11 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:44,040 Speaker 1: least thirteen clinics, eleven in the Netherlands, where he was 12 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:49,800 Speaker 1: blacklisted in twenty seventeen for fathering a hundred and two children. Jesus, 13 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,880 Speaker 1: that is a lot of baby batter I mean, just 14 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:55,400 Speaker 1: unlimited clam sauce everywhere. Would you like a little gentleman 15 00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:57,920 Speaker 1: is relish with that poom poom pastry? Of course you would, 16 00:00:58,040 --> 00:01:00,639 Speaker 1: That's why you're here. Let's go to Vice News for Plie, 17 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:04,360 Speaker 1: a prolific Dutch sperm donor alleged to have fathered hundreds 18 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:07,240 Speaker 1: of children is being taken to court to stop him 19 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:11,560 Speaker 1: from conceiving any more. The civil suit against Jonathan Jacob Meyer, 20 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:14,679 Speaker 1: a forty one year old musician from the Hague who 21 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:17,480 Speaker 1: now lives in Kenya, has been launched by the donor 22 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:22,160 Speaker 1: Kind Foundation, a Dutch organization which supports donor children, and 23 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:25,120 Speaker 1: a mother who gave birth to a child conceived using 24 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:28,520 Speaker 1: his sperm. They're asking the court to take action to 25 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:32,119 Speaker 1: crack down on Meyer's excessive donation, which is in breach 26 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:35,520 Speaker 1: of existing rules in the Netherlands and many other countries. 27 00:01:35,959 --> 00:01:39,880 Speaker 1: Ties VanderMeer, chair of the donor Kind Foundation, said in 28 00:01:39,959 --> 00:01:42,640 Speaker 1: a statement that Meyer was believed to have fathered at 29 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:46,160 Speaker 1: least five hundred and fifty children, using at least thirteen 30 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:50,120 Speaker 1: clinics around the world and using donation sites and social 31 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:53,640 Speaker 1: media to approach people wishing to conceive. She called him 32 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:56,880 Speaker 1: a prolific Dutch sperm donor that sounds way too dignified. 33 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:59,640 Speaker 1: Listen to me. This week is all about accountability. Okay, 34 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:01,840 Speaker 1: Trump was indicted, which is a great thing because it 35 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:05,120 Speaker 1: shows nobody as above the law. Innocent until proven guilty, 36 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:07,320 Speaker 1: of course, but it still shows it. Some checks and balances, 37 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:09,919 Speaker 1: So the same rules apply to Jonathan. Now, Jonathan didn't 38 00:02:09,919 --> 00:02:12,800 Speaker 1: commit a crime, but he's being sued for allegedly increasing 39 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:17,120 Speaker 1: the risk of accidental incests. See Under Dutch guidelines, donors 40 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:19,359 Speaker 1: are not allowed to father more than twenty five children, 41 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:23,040 Speaker 1: aren't pregnant more than twelve women to prevent inbreeding, incest, 42 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:26,160 Speaker 1: or psychological problems for kids who find out they have 43 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:29,200 Speaker 1: a great number of siblings. Basically, you can't just be 44 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:31,920 Speaker 1: out here sharing all that nizzle drizzle because you might 45 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:34,119 Speaker 1: end up slipping on some nut butter and falling into 46 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:37,480 Speaker 1: your sister's vagina. I don't know how any of that works, y'all. Okay, 47 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:39,639 Speaker 1: I have never in my life even considered the fact 48 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:41,799 Speaker 1: that if you are a person who fathers a whole 49 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:45,720 Speaker 1: bunch of kids, whether through donating penis marmalade or having 50 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:48,400 Speaker 1: kids the good old fashioned nick can away, if you're 51 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:51,040 Speaker 1: doing it all over the globe, the odds are high, 52 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:53,639 Speaker 1: or at least high by a lottery standards, that it's 53 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:55,600 Speaker 1: a one in the two hundred and ninety two point 54 00:02:55,639 --> 00:02:58,560 Speaker 1: million powerball type of chance that you could end up 55 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:01,359 Speaker 1: banging your sibling. Now, the reason he's getting sued is 56 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:04,480 Speaker 1: because the group alleges he has lied about the number 57 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:06,959 Speaker 1: of children he is fathered. Okay, you heard the chairman 58 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:09,600 Speaker 1: of Donor kind. He also said we are taking action 59 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:13,080 Speaker 1: against this man because the government is doing nothing. Okay. 60 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:15,399 Speaker 1: He has global reach via the internet and he does 61 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:21,200 Speaker 1: business with a large amount of international sperm banks. Sidebar. 62 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:23,000 Speaker 1: What does the country doing a sperm bank needs to 63 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:25,720 Speaker 1: bail out think about? It? Didn't get back to me, 64 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:27,680 Speaker 1: but the lawsuit was brought on by a woman who 65 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:30,440 Speaker 1: gave birth to one of his kids in twenty eighteen. 66 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:32,160 Speaker 1: She said that if I had known he had already 67 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:34,880 Speaker 1: fathered more than a hundred children, I would have never 68 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:38,560 Speaker 1: chosen this donor. Now. I know nothing about donating sperm. Okay, 69 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:41,480 Speaker 1: I have only shared my penis collided with one woman 70 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:44,000 Speaker 1: that is my wife. But ladies, I'm just asking, okay, 71 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:45,760 Speaker 1: feel free to let me know in the comments on 72 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:48,400 Speaker 1: social media. When you go to a sperm bank, doesn't 73 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:51,600 Speaker 1: matter how many kids the prick liquid has created. Uh, 74 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:54,000 Speaker 1: this woman says, when I think about the consequences this 75 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:55,960 Speaker 1: could have for my child, I get sick to my stomach. 76 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:58,360 Speaker 1: Going to court is the only way to protect my child. 77 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:00,960 Speaker 1: The reason this man, johnath And is getting sued is 78 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:05,360 Speaker 1: because women pleaded with him to stop donating the daddy sauce. Okay. Now, 79 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:08,200 Speaker 1: the foundation wants to ask the court to order Jonathan 80 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:11,880 Speaker 1: to stop donating and to have all his storage sperm 81 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:15,360 Speaker 1: destroyed unless it is reserved for a woman who has 82 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:18,640 Speaker 1: already given birth to one of his children. How do 83 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:23,880 Speaker 1: you destroy sperm envy? Thirsty? Now there's an Australian couple 84 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:26,400 Speaker 1: who paid over the sixty five hundred dollars for Jonathan's 85 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:29,360 Speaker 1: high fruit toast pawn syrup, and Jonathan did this under 86 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:32,640 Speaker 1: the name Rudd. Women are upset because he just won't stop, 87 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:34,760 Speaker 1: and women don't want to tell their child they have 88 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:38,160 Speaker 1: hundreds of siblings. Now, Jonathan wrote a letter to the 89 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:42,200 Speaker 1: sperm bank. He said, dear JP Morgan, spake, I want 90 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:44,760 Speaker 1: to help people realize their dreams of having kids. I 91 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:47,080 Speaker 1: like to see that there are children of mine all 92 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:51,359 Speaker 1: over the world. This is extremely selfish and irresponsible. Okay. 93 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:53,039 Speaker 1: If you are a person who goes to a sperm 94 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:54,840 Speaker 1: bank to get some pearl jam and you want your 95 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:56,800 Speaker 1: donor to be in the child's life, how Chica could 96 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:59,960 Speaker 1: you possibly be a father to hundreds of children. Jonathan, 97 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:02,160 Speaker 1: not to mention you're probably about to lose millions of 98 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:04,800 Speaker 1: dollars that you don't have in lawsuits. But no reason 99 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:08,640 Speaker 1: other than you can't stop spreading population paste all over 100 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:12,600 Speaker 1: the globe for no reason other than your own ego. 101 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:17,520 Speaker 1: Please give Jonathan Jacob mijor the Sweet Times of the Hamletones. Oh, 102 00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:28,800 Speaker 1: now you are the doge. The day, the dogee, oh 103 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:35,760 Speaker 1: the day. Ye. I hope he loses it all, I 104 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:38,200 Speaker 1: really do. I hope he has to pay a dollar 105 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:42,720 Speaker 1: for every sperm that comes out when he ejaculates. Do 106 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:45,640 Speaker 1: you know that? Normally it's about a hundred million sperm 107 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:50,000 Speaker 1: pur ejaculation. You know that? So think about that matters. 108 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:53,640 Speaker 1: Imagine if the judge charges him at dollar, but every 109 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:58,159 Speaker 1: sperm that comes out throwing a circulation. It's pretty nasty. 110 00:05:59,279 --> 00:06:01,480 Speaker 1: On a freaky k freaky Friday. Oh that's why I 111 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:04,000 Speaker 1: did it on freaky freaky freaky Friday. I figured that. Yes, 112 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:06,560 Speaker 1: all right, well thank you for that donkey today question 113 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:09,240 Speaker 1: you answer the question, though, what happened to you VISI line? 114 00:06:09,640 --> 00:06:11,200 Speaker 1: I don't know. I really don't know what happened to 115 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:12,920 Speaker 1: my visil line. Last night I went to sleep last 116 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:15,560 Speaker 1: night with the top and bottom of my invisil line, 117 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:17,599 Speaker 1: and I woke up this morning with just the bottom. 118 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:21,240 Speaker 1: I just want you to give them an ammunition by 119 00:06:21,279 --> 00:06:22,720 Speaker 1: saying things like this. I just want you to know that. 120 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:24,840 Speaker 1: But I don't know what the top of my visit 121 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:26,400 Speaker 1: line this. But I have a sneaky suspicion one of 122 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:29,440 Speaker 1: my extra terrestrial cousins came and he took my top 123 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:31,600 Speaker 1: invisi line, and I would just ask for them to 124 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:34,080 Speaker 1: give it back. They've collected enough DNA uh in hair 125 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:35,960 Speaker 1: samples and stuff for me over the years. Now you'll 126 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:41,479 Speaker 1: find it later, though not because when whatever what if 127 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:43,760 Speaker 1: you swallow it comes out there. I didn't swallow my 128 00:06:43,839 --> 00:06:47,839 Speaker 1: damn and busy line. It was on my teeth. Okay. 129 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:49,560 Speaker 1: I don't like how you said that you'll find it. 130 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:51,600 Speaker 1: You'll find it. I don't even like what you was implying. 131 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:53,760 Speaker 1: Just all right, I don't think about my butt son, 132 00:06:53,920 --> 00:07:00,200 Speaker 1: I'm not okay. Come morning down now, good morning out 133 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:03,280 Speaker 1: now all right? When we come back, So I clay 134 00:07:03,279 --> 00:07:05,440 Speaker 1: your mind. Let's get serious, act like you got some dance. 135 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:08,680 Speaker 1: Let's get serious. Send it to Nina Turners. Send Nina 136 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:11,040 Speaker 1: Turner will be joined a voice of reason. We need 137 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:13,000 Speaker 1: to hear from Nina Turner this weekend, so we're gonna 138 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,640 Speaker 1: talk to her when we come back. And also Rip 139 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:16,960 Speaker 1: Michaels will be joining us this morning as well, so 140 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:20,760 Speaker 1: don't move. It's a breakfast club. Good morning. A breakfast club. 141 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:25,120 Speaker 1: Donkey to Day is brought to you by the law 142 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:27,800 Speaker 1: office of Michael s Lam and Sauf. Don't be a donkey. 143 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,600 Speaker 1: Dive pound two fifty on your cell and say the bull. 144 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:33,080 Speaker 1: If you've been hurting a construction accident, that's pound two 145 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:34,920 Speaker 1: five all from your cell and say the bull.