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Speaker 1: God that is bilious storming in the morning show. Well,

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Speaker 1: welcome to Friday. Yeah, I know, Friday. I so fabulous.

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Speaker 1: Friday is so festive. Give me another another word that

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Speaker 1: give me more F words for Friday. Anyone breaking awesome?

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Speaker 1: Can we say phenomenal even though it's a pH. You

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Speaker 1: Good morning, gandhi, good morning, Good morning there, Danielle. How

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Speaker 1: about flawful? Good morning? Whose producer? Sam morning, good morning,

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Speaker 1: you gotta fallout boy, who fergie? I feel like we're

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Speaker 1: I want you to wake up slow right, flow right Today,

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Speaker 1: our first caller of the day, Karin. Hey, Karin, welcome

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Speaker 1: I am part of me. I got a stand up

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Speaker 1: a stand up. Gandhi, Gandhi is standing. I just can't tell. Hey.

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Speaker 1: Standing ovation for the teachers. A lot of teachers went

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Speaker 1: What kind of teacher are you? I am a special

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Speaker 1: education teacher? Excellent? Excellent? Yeah, and so have you been

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Speaker 1: We're going to give you our world famous teacher tote.

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Speaker 1: So your teacher tote, your five hundred dollars on the way,

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Speaker 1: for listening, Thanks for being a great teacher. Hey, how

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Speaker 1: wonderful is that? We'll love our teachers. And by the way,

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Speaker 1: You get ten percent off. That's the teacher toote dot

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Speaker 1: What's on your money? Well? I always try to get

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Speaker 1: a fight ever? Oh, we have our little squabbles. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, we'll look thank you you know what, if

419
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Speaker 1: I can make it to three years, then we'll After

420
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Speaker 1: three years, we'll make it another three years and then

421
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Speaker 1: how it works, it really is well, Thank you, John,

422
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:52,840
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. See encouragement kind of I'm afraid

423
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:57,240
Speaker 1: should we go try? Hello Carrie, Hello, Hello Arning. You

424
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Speaker 1: have a wedding problem. I do. I can care well,

425
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:03,600
Speaker 1: I can hear two stories. Actually, um so I heard

426
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:06,760
Speaker 1: about the wedding dress, which is horrifying of course, but

427
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:08,320
Speaker 1: um I think I might be able to top that.

428
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:13,000
Speaker 1: So what happened right before our wedding is the building

429
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:15,960
Speaker 1: that had all of our invitations and completely went up

430
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:21,160
Speaker 1: in place. Oh no, wow, yeah, so burned every invitation

431
00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:26,439
Speaker 1: to the ground. And then after the wedding, the building

432
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:30,119
Speaker 1: that had our giant wedding picture in it went up

433
00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:32,959
Speaker 1: in flames. And there's pistres on the news of our

434
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:38,800
Speaker 1: wedding photo with flame shooting all around there. Oh my god.

435
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:42,280
Speaker 1: So at any point did you think, hey, I think

436
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,280
Speaker 1: the universe is telling us this? Yeah? I mean you

437
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:48,879
Speaker 1: never thought that, right, Like you you know, when our

438
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:51,880
Speaker 1: when our unity candle would not life during the ceremony.

439
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,679
Speaker 1: For a moment there I thought, really, fire is just

440
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:57,560
Speaker 1: not our thing, you know what it is, and fire

441
00:22:57,720 --> 00:22:59,280
Speaker 1: is not your thing. But the good news is is

442
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:01,639
Speaker 1: I think weddings are just like marriages. You got to

443
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,320
Speaker 1: fight to get through them. And you're you're looking at that.

444
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:06,560
Speaker 1: You're stronger because of it. Absolutely. Yeah, we've been married

445
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:10,440
Speaker 1: twenty six years. Okay, well, thank you, thank you. See

446
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:12,880
Speaker 1: it starts, it still works, all right, Let's get into

447
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:16,399
Speaker 1: the Gandhi report, I mean the Danielle report across from Gandhi.

448
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:19,960
Speaker 1: She's over here. I'm ready for it though, are you ready? Yeah? So,

449
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:23,840
Speaker 1: Halsey recently quit smoking after ten years. Now, Halsey's only

450
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:26,800
Speaker 1: twenty four, which means she started when she was fourteen.

451
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,320
Speaker 1: She says she's so happy she did it. She feels

452
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:32,679
Speaker 1: very good. You know what's scary. My dad was nine

453
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:35,639
Speaker 1: when he started smoking, and even possible. I know he

454
00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:39,119
Speaker 1: stopped smoking obviously when I was born, but yeah, sometimes

455
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:43,760
Speaker 1: the damage is already done. Smoking is nothing better than

456
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:47,080
Speaker 1: a pack of cigarette. If you were walking down the

457
00:23:47,119 --> 00:23:49,159
Speaker 1: street and saw nine year old with a cigarette in

458
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:52,480
Speaker 1: their mouth, wouldn't you smack it? On? Would I would?

459
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:55,879
Speaker 1: Did you see? Kelly Clarkson actually sent a message to

460
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:59,520
Speaker 1: Halsey on Instagram. No, she said, girl, I've never met you,

461
00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:04,280
Speaker 1: but congret aratulations. She said, we need your voice is

462
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:05,960
Speaker 1: way too important for us, and we're glad you did it.

463
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:08,920
Speaker 1: I love Kelly Clarkson. She's the most positive, wonderful person

464
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:12,159
Speaker 1: in the world. Utah based communications company is offering one

465
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:15,400
Speaker 1: lucky Friends fan one thousand bucks to watch twenty five

466
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:18,240
Speaker 1: hours of the hit show. The other thing you have

467
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:20,280
Speaker 1: to do is tweet about it and obviously tagged the

468
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:22,879
Speaker 1: company that's paying you. We know Gandhi won't do this

469
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:25,200
Speaker 1: is she does not like Friends. But if you're a

470
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:28,479
Speaker 1: Friends fan, maybe this is the thing for you. So um.

471
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:31,959
Speaker 1: A second person has actually come forward with sexual misconduct

472
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:36,280
Speaker 1: allegations against Katy Perry. Yeah. This is a female TV

473
00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:39,280
Speaker 1: host in Georgia, and she basically said that she was

474
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Speaker 1: harassed at an industry party that Katy Perry was heavily intoxicated,

475
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:47,600
Speaker 1: she inappropriately touched her, tried to kiss her. She said

476
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:51,439
Speaker 1: she rejected her advances, but Katy Perry allegedly continued to

477
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:55,160
Speaker 1: act inappropriately with other event goers. So that's all we're

478
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:57,199
Speaker 1: hearing about that for now, So we'll see what happens.

479
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:01,280
Speaker 1: Justin Timberlake and Lizza only in the studio, and again,

480
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:04,399
Speaker 1: I love this for it. It's the most incredible Instagram.

481
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:08,119
Speaker 1: The Instagram video is so cute. He's in the studio,

482
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:11,240
Speaker 1: he is dancing, he's bopping along, and she's singing and

483
00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:14,000
Speaker 1: it just looks like so much fun. And the collaboration

484
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:16,520
Speaker 1: is going to come out soon, so we cannot wait.

485
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:20,679
Speaker 1: Toy Story four US surpassed the one billion dollar mark globally,

486
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:23,159
Speaker 1: so congratulations there. We knew that was gonna happen. So

487
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:24,840
Speaker 1: it's not like it's a big deal or a big

488
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:27,639
Speaker 1: surprise over the weekend. You do have a lot of

489
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:31,480
Speaker 1: football on television. You do have I fear the Walking Dead.

490
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,480
Speaker 1: Downton Abbey Live. Is that where I'll be fined in?

491
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Speaker 1: You guys? What I'm PBS? I don't know. I don't

492
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Speaker 1: know what it is. Stop stop Downton Abbey Live. I

493
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Speaker 1: don't know exactly what it is. I'll have to google

494
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:45,240
Speaker 1: it for you, but I just looked and it says

495
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:49,119
Speaker 1: Downton Abbey Live, PBS nine pm on Sunday. God, my

496
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:53,400
Speaker 1: nipples are so hard. My nipples can cut glass. Look

497
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:56,840
Speaker 1: a look at it. Look at straight name. Guys, you

498
00:25:56,840 --> 00:26:00,320
Speaker 1: guys are so you go ahead? Okay. Also, you've got

499
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:02,840
Speaker 1: blinded by the light. The lyrics of Bruce Springsteen are

500
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:05,720
Speaker 1: in this movie Angry Birds too, Is it me? Or

501
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:07,840
Speaker 1: is it like Angry Birds is done? Is it me?

502
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:10,720
Speaker 1: I don't remember the last time I even talk about

503
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:13,119
Speaker 1: Angry Birds. Good Boys looks really cute. The trailer for

504
00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:14,760
Speaker 1: that looks really cute. So that's on. Did you find

505
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:17,800
Speaker 1: out what? Uh? Dont Nabbey Live is Sunday at nine

506
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:21,760
Speaker 1: ten thirty PM Deborah Roberts along with the cash members

507
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:27,800
Speaker 1: of Creatives of the Silk at the upcoming feature. Yeah,

508
00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:30,200
Speaker 1: you know, Downton Abby, the film is coming out. I'm

509
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,000
Speaker 1: so excited. Okay, So that's what it is. It's a

510
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:36,160
Speaker 1: sneak peak of the film nine pm, PBS downt Nabbey Live.

511
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:40,119
Speaker 1: It says there will be executive producers, fan questions, series clips,

512
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:42,080
Speaker 1: and then the preview of it is this where we

513
00:26:42,119 --> 00:26:45,880
Speaker 1: will be finding you Elvis, Duran and Nathaniel on Sunday night.

514
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:50,000
Speaker 1: Don't call you because Don't Nabby Live will be fun. Hey,

515
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:52,840
Speaker 1: So did you guys see the picture of Chase Crawford

516
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:57,080
Speaker 1: now in his boy his body suit in the Boys calendar.

517
00:26:57,440 --> 00:27:01,280
Speaker 1: Let me look at this, Look at this and okay,

518
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:06,119
Speaker 1: tune into his crutchel area. What's I see? Put your

519
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:08,240
Speaker 1: fingers on it, make it see, put your fingers on it,

520
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:11,600
Speaker 1: make it bigger. To the left. You look at that, Danielle,

521
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:15,640
Speaker 1: and it goes pretty pretty high there. Shut up. No,

522
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:18,400
Speaker 1: that's not real. That can't be real. Yes, it is real.

523
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:20,360
Speaker 1: Mean I'm not real. What are you gonna do? Put

524
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:22,640
Speaker 1: a salami in his pants? Yeah? Tell me. They didn't

525
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:24,800
Speaker 1: notice that, and they didn't tell him to like center

526
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:27,480
Speaker 1: it a little bit. I don't know. I don't know. Okay,

527
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:30,800
Speaker 1: So Chase Crawford and boys, right, they came out with

528
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:32,840
Speaker 1: the calendar and this I forgot what month this is,

529
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:38,320
Speaker 1: but it's a very well throbbing months. I'm just gonna

530
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:40,800
Speaker 1: leave this month the entire time. I'm not even going

531
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:45,679
Speaker 1: to change the calendar. The deed is. Yeah, I don't know. Anyway.

532
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:48,560
Speaker 1: So it's so Chase Crawford. It's been around for a while,

533
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:50,960
Speaker 1: but he works out at my gym. Have you never

534
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,560
Speaker 1: noticed that? I never noticed that before. Okay, anyway, if

535
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:57,840
Speaker 1: you do a search for Chase Crawford a body suit, Oh,

536
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,920
Speaker 1: let me ask you this Why is this wrong? There's

537
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:02,399
Speaker 1: nothing wrong with it. It's unusual. We don't see this

538
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:04,760
Speaker 1: a lot, right. I always just wonder when when you're

539
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:07,159
Speaker 1: in that situation, a photographer is taking the picture and

540
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:09,560
Speaker 1: they notice that that's happening. Even you know, sometimes things

541
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:12,280
Speaker 1: happen with women too, Why do you just let it go? Well,

542
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:14,080
Speaker 1: how do we know that they didn't mean to do that?

543
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:16,400
Speaker 1: Maybe they did. Well, here's what they're saying. They're saying

544
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,560
Speaker 1: that this is a promotional calendar for the new show

545
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:21,960
Speaker 1: The Boys. Right. So there's other shots in this calendar

546
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:25,000
Speaker 1: of him in that same outfit, but apparently the growing area,

547
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:27,760
Speaker 1: you know, the other shots has been digitally smoothed out

548
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:31,360
Speaker 1: to preserve his modesty. It looks like that one might

549
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:34,560
Speaker 1: have been accidentally missed. There's no way to miss it.

550
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,160
Speaker 1: He could put an eye out with it. The airbrusher

551
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:38,880
Speaker 1: needs to go back in and fix it. Now, this

552
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:41,479
Speaker 1: is a promotional calendar for the Boys. Well you can

553
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 1: see as boys, righting? Yes, you can. My god, we like,

554
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:46,520
Speaker 1: as a dude, what are you supposed to do with that?

555
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:49,160
Speaker 1: You can't do anything. If it's a monster in your pants,

556
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:51,320
Speaker 1: it's a monster in your pants. I look I see

557
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:52,880
Speaker 1: him at the gym, but I don't. I don't. We

558
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:55,280
Speaker 1: don't talk to each other or anything. But I would

559
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:57,280
Speaker 1: never ever have enough nerve to go up to him

560
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:59,800
Speaker 1: and say, hey, did you do that on purpose? Oh?

561
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:03,240
Speaker 1: I think this is a great conversation starter. I think

562
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:10,560
Speaker 1: so your penis so yeah, it's interesting. I think it's

563
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:12,640
Speaker 1: wrong if he's maybe on the treadmill and you just

564
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:15,040
Speaker 1: kind of like walk over like pokru. No, no, no,

565
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:18,080
Speaker 1: I don't do that. There's another guy working out there yesterday,

566
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:27,240
Speaker 1: the Romanian actor who's in Avengers anyone. Yeah, yes, oh Bucket, Yeah,

567
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:30,320
Speaker 1: he's there every day. Oh that's crazy. Another person I

568
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 1: don't talk to. Oh well, no, I'm the DJ. Radio

569
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:34,920
Speaker 1: DJs have to work out in the back. Those are

570
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:37,480
Speaker 1: the superstars. They all work out, all the all those actors,

571
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,600
Speaker 1: they all they all work out together. And my man

572
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:41,800
Speaker 1: from the office, he works out with you too. Yes,

573
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,720
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't know. I know, I don't look.

574
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:48,240
Speaker 1: I mean, I stare. But here's the thing. If Chase

575
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:51,280
Speaker 1: Crawford goes into the like the locker, and you know

576
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:54,480
Speaker 1: he's going in there the change, I'd be right behind that.

577
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 1: That's so crazy. Check let me just check that out.

578
00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:01,480
Speaker 1: Mix that founder is correct. Yeah, So I mean if

579
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:04,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go up to him like, hey, Chase, did

580
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:09,200
Speaker 1: FedEx deliver that package? It's gonna be hard. I think, Well,

581
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:14,080
Speaker 1: do you think it'll be hard? To go back to

582
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:18,640
Speaker 1: my question? You know what, women have been uh posed

583
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 1: provocatively for years? Yes, all right, and men typically aren't

584
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:27,240
Speaker 1: well in this photo he is. Yes, whether it's a

585
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:29,880
Speaker 1: mistake or not, you know, I'm sure we'll find out eventually,

586
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:32,480
Speaker 1: but I don't know. There you go, Maybe it's it's

587
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:35,920
Speaker 1: time for guys to be showing off Wiener. We've been

588
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:38,480
Speaker 1: waiting for this day. There's no way that that's there's

589
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:40,200
Speaker 1: no way they miss that. I mean, even if you

590
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:42,760
Speaker 1: just pull up the image quickly, that's where your your

591
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 1: eyes got. Of course, so they did that on purpose.

592
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:49,280
Speaker 1: I don't believe that bs that they accidentally. People are

593
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:51,360
Speaker 1: texting and thank you for telling me about this picture.

594
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:54,719
Speaker 1: They probably google most Google's picture today, probably, so do

595
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:57,320
Speaker 1: do a search for Chase Crawford and body suit. That's

596
00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:59,840
Speaker 1: all you need. Uh, it is Friday. It feels like

597
00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:03,840
Speaker 1: a Friday. Yeah, it's a thousand dollars free money phone

598
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:05,320
Speaker 1: tap at coming up in thirty minutes. Who does the

599
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:09,520
Speaker 1: phone tap today? Scary? Oh yeah, so what was your

600
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:12,840
Speaker 1: question about my wedding? Scaryum? Would you be offended if

601
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:16,880
Speaker 1: someone just randomly proposed at the wedding my wedding? Yeah,

602
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 1: and then I don't do that. I'm not maybe very clear.

603
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:21,040
Speaker 1: I would not be offended at that. Why are you?

604
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:22,680
Speaker 1: Are you saying you're going to propose to Robin at

605
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:29,720
Speaker 1: our wedding? Sort of what I'm hearing is that what

606
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:31,760
Speaker 1: you guys are hearing. No, if you want to propose

607
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 1: on my wedding, I have no problem with. Some of

608
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:38,920
Speaker 1: these people are just stupid. This is Elvis Durant in

609
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:42,600
Speaker 1: the Morning Show. If you can afford an expensive getaway

610
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:45,960
Speaker 1: this summer, try headphones and the Audible app. I listened

611
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 1: to it with all my favorite stories and celebrity memoirs

612
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:51,120
Speaker 1: wherever I am. There's nothing like diving into a really

613
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:54,200
Speaker 1: good audiobook. Your first one is free at audible dot com.

614
00:31:54,200 --> 00:32:02,720
Speaker 1: Slash Elvis. His computer's out of control to day. Oh,

615
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:13,959
Speaker 1: here comes Captain do Good. Captain, Hello, mister grand Captain

616
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,720
Speaker 1: do Good is here. Obviously he about to do good

617
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:18,720
Speaker 1: for people. He flu he's wearing his U red, white

618
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:20,840
Speaker 1: and blue shorts, his Elvistrey Morning Show shirt and his

619
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:25,280
Speaker 1: cap correct flying high, flying low, No matter what, that's

620
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:32,760
Speaker 1: where I go, Hu, that's stupid, all right. I'm Captain

621
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:36,560
Speaker 1: dog Got everywhere al right, so it shouldn't be Captain

622
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:40,160
Speaker 1: do Well. I'm doing good, yes, for those who cannot

623
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:44,400
Speaker 1: do for themselves. I'm Captain do what'ches up with you? Okay?

624
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 1: Over there? All right? So Captain do Good obviously he

625
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:48,960
Speaker 1: has his cape on. He's going to be doing good

626
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,719
Speaker 1: things for people today, that's correct. And what are you

627
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:54,760
Speaker 1: doing today, Captain do Good Well? Of course if I

628
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:57,280
Speaker 1: tell you now, then the whole world will know. And

629
00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 1: you don't want to tell everybody, Okay, we'll ruin the surprise.

630
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:03,320
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you you are just one of the

631
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:06,920
Speaker 1: finest communicators I've ever met. Ye I try, all right?

632
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:10,640
Speaker 1: So anyway, so you're I did notice a bunch of

633
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 1: boxes of crispy cream donuts, of course, just arrived and

634
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,880
Speaker 1: they're addressed to you, Captain do Good Well. Of course

635
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 1: today I'm gonna take my donuts to people that really

636
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 1: want them, all right. Of course that strikes because who

637
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:30,840
Speaker 1: else likes donut more than the NYPD. Well, no us, no,

638
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:35,560
Speaker 1: we do. Hopefully one will fall out for us. All right, Well,

639
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:38,480
Speaker 1: so when you're gonna do that sometime soon flee, Well,

640
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:40,960
Speaker 1: I'm going to schedule that time with you on the

641
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 1: producer straight straight Nate, He'll tell me straightennit. When do

642
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:50,440
Speaker 1: you want Captain do Good to take donuts? Gna hold

643
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:55,200
Speaker 1: on his second kid, just a French accent. Ready as

644
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:57,600
Speaker 1: soon as miss you, miss you, do good. As soon

645
00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:01,800
Speaker 1: as you're ready, do Good, go to fly flying high,

646
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:06,160
Speaker 1: flying low. You don't know where I will go doing

647
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 1: things for rutherers who cannot do them for themselves. When

648
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 1: the police officers can buy donuts for themselves, they always

649
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 1: buy all the time. So I'm gonna be giving. I'm

650
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:19,120
Speaker 1: so sorry. I didn't know. It's the loan the radio. Okay,

651
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 1: get out of here, Yes, sir, Captain do Good. Captain

652
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:27,040
Speaker 1: drive me nuts. Captain do Goods package is display today.

653
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:32,920
Speaker 1: You have Chase Crawford package your face? All right, go

654
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:34,919
Speaker 1: what did you put in there? Yeah? You got something

655
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:38,919
Speaker 1: in your pants. No it's not, No, it's not we've

656
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:41,880
Speaker 1: seen it. Neither is he a grower or a shower?

657
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:45,000
Speaker 1: All right, there you go Captain do Good on his

658
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:49,000
Speaker 1: way to end I have some U some of those

659
00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:52,160
Speaker 1: Krispy Kreme donuts. I wouldn't mind one of those. Maybe

660
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:54,120
Speaker 1: he'll bring them in here before he takes them all.

661
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 1: I ordered some pizza last night. I didn't know which

662
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:59,399
Speaker 1: flavor I wanted, so I ordered two different pies from

663
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:02,399
Speaker 1: Rubbery Rows. So I love Ruber Rosa pizza and Little

664
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:04,719
Speaker 1: Italy anyway, so I just had one of each, and

665
00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:06,200
Speaker 1: then I brought the rest in for you guys, and

666
00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:09,040
Speaker 1: they're practically almost all gone. Yes, you enjoyed your pizza.

667
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:10,840
Speaker 1: I didn't. I'm gonna have a white slice when we

668
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:13,799
Speaker 1: go to Okay, get a white slice. They're all good.

669
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:16,480
Speaker 1: We also have your one thousand dollars free money phone

670
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:19,399
Speaker 1: tap on the way. Uh what else? What else? What's

671
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 1: on our list? Someone just said I need to ignore

672
00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:25,320
Speaker 1: the timer. What does that mean? Oh? The timer was

673
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:27,840
Speaker 1: was going crazy. The computer was going hey wire. Earlier

674
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:30,560
Speaker 1: I noticed that because I heard a little dead air.

675
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:32,439
Speaker 1: Then I heard three songs playing at the same time.

676
00:35:33,719 --> 00:35:37,360
Speaker 1: What's going on? Yeah, Mercury is not in retrograde anymore,

677
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:40,600
Speaker 1: so I can't blame it on that, all right, So

678
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:43,480
Speaker 1: what time? Is this so okay? So good? We're early? Okay,

679
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:44,879
Speaker 1: good because I have something I want to talk about.

680
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:47,520
Speaker 1: First of all, today is intern Robbie's last day of

681
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:50,480
Speaker 1: this semester, and he says he wants to come in

682
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:52,200
Speaker 1: and talk to us and talk us into bringing him

683
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:54,480
Speaker 1: back next next time he is an intern? Are you

684
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:59,200
Speaker 1: bringing him back? We'll talk about that. Oh boy, As

685
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,680
Speaker 1: you know, day Broad, he's in charge of the intern program.

686
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 1: And I you know, we wished hear your thoughts that

687
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:05,840
Speaker 1: how can you? We don't want Robbie back. Some of

688
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:08,160
Speaker 1: the other interns are jealous about all the airtime he gets.

689
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:10,880
Speaker 1: Why no, but you know what he's been. You know,

690
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:13,200
Speaker 1: he actually is working on some great stuff. He did

691
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:14,799
Speaker 1: the show opener today that you heard when we opened

692
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,359
Speaker 1: the show that he can I hear that he worked

693
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:19,719
Speaker 1: on it. Again, you might notice the first clip. You'll

694
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:21,480
Speaker 1: know that he did it because he's on it. No,

695
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:24,839
Speaker 1: you'll hear it aircuffs. All right, Okay, so he did

696
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:35,319
Speaker 1: the show opener. Intern Robbie did this? D you have

697
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:39,080
Speaker 1: a sexist making. It's time to meet at He will

698
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:42,600
Speaker 1: never not be relevant. I wish I could just complete

699
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:47,520
Speaker 1: the sentence you're getting naked. He no sexual desire right

700
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:55,000
Speaker 1: now at all. It's just down my shirt. Build Storm

701
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:57,840
Speaker 1: in the Morning Show sounds really good. The music is

702
00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:01,680
Speaker 1: a little high. It needs to be remixed. The complaint

703
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:04,080
Speaker 1: the in turn really messed that one up. Actually he

704
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 1: did a great job anyway. So he has a whole

705
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,600
Speaker 1: list of topics, and when he brought in yesterday I

706
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:10,719
Speaker 1: thought was very touching. It's like, are you going through

707
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:13,719
Speaker 1: what he's going through? And that's a grandfather who is

708
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:16,080
Speaker 1: his best friend, is getting older, you know, and it's

709
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:17,680
Speaker 1: something we've all been through. I thought that's a very

710
00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:20,560
Speaker 1: touching topic. It's very relatable. So we have more intern

711
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 1: Robbie topics today about touching other people. So we move on.

712
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:34,239
Speaker 1: Uh so, did you guys read about the guy from

713
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:37,800
Speaker 1: New York went on a first date and afterward, after

714
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:40,600
Speaker 1: the first date, the guy he went out with asked

715
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:43,280
Speaker 1: him to turn on his read receipts for his texts.

716
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:45,920
Speaker 1: Of course, that's that lets him know when you read

717
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:49,680
Speaker 1: their texts, right yeah, which I thought was like, uh,

718
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 1: really that's extra creepy. Now. Well see, even if I'm

719
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 1: dating you for a year, if you asked me to

720
00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:58,960
Speaker 1: turn on my read receipts. I'm know why why do

721
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:01,279
Speaker 1: you need to know if I read your text so

722
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:03,480
Speaker 1: that they can get angry at you when you don't respond? Yeah?

723
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:06,440
Speaker 1: See how fast you respond? Are you paying attention to me? Hello?

724
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:08,920
Speaker 1: That's what that is. That's needing no lesson? Yeah right,

725
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:11,880
Speaker 1: I want to people who want to be able to

726
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:14,520
Speaker 1: see if you've read their text and not respond. That's

727
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:17,960
Speaker 1: the thing I so online. It was like a huge firestorm. Yeah,

728
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,400
Speaker 1: because it's creepy. Well, some people were saying it's not creepy.

729
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:23,000
Speaker 1: They think it's a great idea. I think after one

730
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 1: date it's not a good idea. It's not a good idea. Ever,

731
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:27,719
Speaker 1: Why do you need to know? Danielle? You know what

732
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:30,160
Speaker 1: Gandhi does. She turns on her read receipts so they

733
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:32,359
Speaker 1: know she read their text, and then she purposefully does

734
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:34,360
Speaker 1: not get back to them. That is my response. I

735
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:36,200
Speaker 1: could see that, Yes, so I only use them to

736
00:38:36,239 --> 00:38:38,400
Speaker 1: be passive aggressive and then also to let my sister

737
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:40,319
Speaker 1: know the same thing. I've read your text, I'm not

738
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:44,200
Speaker 1: writing back to you. Kind of puts you in control

739
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 1: because then they know, like, hey, she saw it, so

740
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:48,920
Speaker 1: I'll guess she'll get back to him whenever she's ready. So, gandhi,

741
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:51,239
Speaker 1: your sister is the only person who you read read

742
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 1: receipt on that's it. And then the people who I

743
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,799
Speaker 1: want to know, I'm not writing back to them. Yes, right,

744
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:57,399
Speaker 1: that's it, Danielle. No, I don't have an I don't

745
00:38:57,400 --> 00:39:01,560
Speaker 1: turn my own for anyone. How about you, Froggy, Nope,

746
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:04,680
Speaker 1: there's no need because a lot of times my phone

747
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:08,080
Speaker 1: is not there for sometimes a couple of hours, and

748
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:10,239
Speaker 1: people like, what you didn't see my text? Do you

749
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:12,520
Speaker 1: have a fitbit on your arm that tells you I called,

750
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:14,319
Speaker 1: I go, but I don't have the phone around me

751
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:16,440
Speaker 1: and I can't. Sorry. And also I don't have to

752
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:18,480
Speaker 1: write back to you right away. I'm allowed to think

753
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:20,680
Speaker 1: and breathe and go do something. Look, you know we're

754
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:22,560
Speaker 1: all glued to the phones. The phones are in our faces,

755
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:24,319
Speaker 1: you know, so many hours every day. I get that,

756
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:27,840
Speaker 1: and I understand it, but I think we have totally

757
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:32,440
Speaker 1: lost touch with how we are. We are roped to

758
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:35,320
Speaker 1: other people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you know, if a

759
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:37,880
Speaker 1: text comes in, they expect you to text back immediately,

760
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:40,640
Speaker 1: and if you don't, there's a problem, right, Like it's

761
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:42,680
Speaker 1: a conversation. I must have with you. Basically, what you're

762
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:44,920
Speaker 1: saying is, I'm I'm gonna have a conversation with you

763
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,520
Speaker 1: right now, and you're gonna have a conversation with me.

764
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:48,240
Speaker 1: Doesn't matter what you're doing, You're gonna have a conversation

765
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:49,600
Speaker 1: with me because I want to have one with you. Now.

766
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:52,600
Speaker 1: I hate that and we have totally forgotten it. That's

767
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:55,880
Speaker 1: what has it's become. Yeah, Froggy, my dad is like that.

768
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,920
Speaker 1: My dad is the biggest defender. He'll text me and

769
00:39:57,960 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 1: when I'm with my parents, they see I have my

770
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:01,799
Speaker 1: phone in hand and I'm answering people, so my dad

771
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:03,799
Speaker 1: will text me something. And if I don't answer him

772
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:05,840
Speaker 1: back in the first five minutes, you always got your

773
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:07,440
Speaker 1: phone in your hand when you're with me, I know

774
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:10,200
Speaker 1: you're ignoring me, and I'm like, no, I'm not ignoring you.

775
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:13,080
Speaker 1: I didn't see your text. Like maybe I really truthfully

776
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:14,920
Speaker 1: did not see that. I don't have to answer how

777
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:16,760
Speaker 1: about it? How about this one? I did see your text,

778
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:18,759
Speaker 1: but I'm not really ready to have a conversation with

779
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:20,520
Speaker 1: you right now. And you know, if you put me

780
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:22,400
Speaker 1: in a place where I have to say that to you, sorry,

781
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:26,120
Speaker 1: I'm sorry if I've offended you, but your fault. What

782
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:28,360
Speaker 1: your read receipt it says all of that. I read it.

783
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:31,520
Speaker 1: I'll get back to you. When I read receipts, A

784
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:35,960
Speaker 1: show what time I didn't give a crap exactly one

785
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:39,080
Speaker 1: oh six. I decided this wasn't important. It's true. Yeah,

786
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:42,080
Speaker 1: And if you see three dots, it doesn't always mean.

787
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:43,879
Speaker 1: It could mean I started to send you a text

788
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:47,560
Speaker 1: and I decided not to calm down. Yeah, anyway, leave

789
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:51,200
Speaker 1: me alone. You don't know another thing happened to me yesterday? Okay,

790
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:53,680
Speaker 1: how can we're not texting? That's one thing. Here's another

791
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:56,080
Speaker 1: one that doesn't involve phones. When you meet someone and

792
00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:57,759
Speaker 1: they look at you, they look you in there and go, hey,

793
00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:01,719
Speaker 1: do you remember me? Oh? Uh? And I will now

794
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:06,560
Speaker 1: always say I don't even if I do, because that's

795
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:09,520
Speaker 1: that's something you never say to someone. You Hi, you

796
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:12,920
Speaker 1: remember me? No, I don't. If you have to ask,

797
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:15,240
Speaker 1: the answer is probably not, because if I remembered, you'd

798
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:20,399
Speaker 1: be like, oh, hey you from wherever? Yeah, you say no,

799
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:22,920
Speaker 1: But like you said, if I remembered you, you'd know

800
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:25,000
Speaker 1: someone did that to Danielle. And I are not gonna

801
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,600
Speaker 1: go to me too, yeah, And then she kept going

802
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:30,359
Speaker 1: because we kept being like no, and she's like, from

803
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:33,439
Speaker 1: this date, at this time, you don't remember. I'm like, look,

804
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:35,000
Speaker 1: you can ask me all you want and it's okay,

805
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna tell you the truth. I don't know

806
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 1: a lot of things. I lie and I go. Of course,

807
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:41,640
Speaker 1: don't stop doing it. I'm telling you another thing about

808
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:44,640
Speaker 1: getting older. If you don't, you just don't care. You

809
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:47,400
Speaker 1: sound like Lisa Froggy's wife. She tells me one day, Danielle,

810
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 1: when you get to be a certain age, you're not

811
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:51,319
Speaker 1: going to give a crap. So my question is, why

812
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:53,839
Speaker 1: why wait? Why wait until your certain age to do it? Now?

813
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:57,320
Speaker 1: Now live your life on your terms, by your rules,

814
00:41:57,320 --> 00:41:59,640
Speaker 1: and doesn't mean you're being mean. Yeah, but if someone

815
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 1: comes up says, hey, do you remember me, I'm gonna

816
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:05,880
Speaker 1: tell you. If I do, yeah, I met you Joe's party,

817
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:08,200
Speaker 1: I'll give you as much as I know. That's nice.

818
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:09,880
Speaker 1: But if but if I don't know, I'm gonna say no,

819
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:12,080
Speaker 1: I don't. I think it's also easy when they say, hey,

820
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:13,719
Speaker 1: you remember me, to just be like, oh hey, how

821
00:42:13,719 --> 00:42:19,359
Speaker 1: are you? Don't answer the questions, keep rolling through it anyway. Look,

822
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:21,719
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be a dream with you. I'm

823
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:24,799
Speaker 1: just saying in life, at these little things happen, don't

824
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:26,560
Speaker 1: let don't let them get to you. Just move on.

825
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:29,359
Speaker 1: Especially in our job, we meet so many people all

826
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:31,360
Speaker 1: the time. It's not eat anyone and everyone listening. He

827
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:33,800
Speaker 1: goes to the same thing. They don't remember my kid's names?

828
00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 1: Who are who they are? You called them the wrong

829
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:38,799
Speaker 1: names half the time, call them the wrong names whatever

830
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:44,120
Speaker 1: or not my kids. Anyway, we're gone. The three things

831
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:46,319
Speaker 1: we need to know all right. Breathing polluted air is

832
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:48,360
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Speaker 1: pick him up today, just pick up any tape. Doctor. Hello,

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Speaker 1: So doctor feel good. You're about to go take donuts

877
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Speaker 1: to uh NYPD. Certainly we love him, We love our NYPD.

878
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:05,200
Speaker 1: I love them too. Now here's the thing, as you know,

879
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Speaker 1: every morning, uh Captain do Good has to do his

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Speaker 1: morning duty, that's correct. So he's I keep asking where's

881
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882
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Speaker 1: well he's he's you know, he's in the bathroom taking

883
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890
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891
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892
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Speaker 1: way up and I shove it inside my shirt, so

893
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Speaker 1: then I'm clear to okay. And so he's also wearing

894
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Speaker 1: his big black mask and his cape. So I'm wondering,

895
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:55,359
Speaker 1: what's it like if you accidentally open up a stall

896
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899
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Speaker 1: Somebody would call the authorities if they opened up a

900
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901
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902
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903
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Speaker 1: help carrying the donuts, and nobody he does well, you

904
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Speaker 1: know batman Hen Robin right, Hey, so look, go do

905
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Speaker 1: your thing. Take to donuts to the NYPD. We love

906
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Speaker 1: him and we appreciate them. I know it's just a donut,

907
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:35,960
Speaker 1: but it's it's the gesture. Yeah, I will be communicating

908
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Speaker 1: with you from the police precinct. No, you don't. You

909
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Speaker 1: don't have to do that. Whatever I have to do

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911
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Speaker 1: yes here, I am to save the day. You don't

913
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Speaker 1: just save the day. Just take him donuts? Thank you? Sorry,

914
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916
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917
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918
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 1: I mean I cannot do everything. I tell you. Okay,

919
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Speaker 1: first things, first, walk out that door. There you go, goodbye.

920
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:24,399
Speaker 1: When he has that black mask, got in his nose,

921
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922
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923
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925
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926
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927
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928
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929
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:45,000
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930
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931
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932
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Speaker 1: All right, Danielle, what's your phone tap about? All right?

963
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Speaker 1: So Aaron is phone tapping her good friend Janine. She

964
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Speaker 1: borrowed her Vira Whang dress for an event the other weekend,

965
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Speaker 1: and Aaron was so annoying because she kept saying, now,

966
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Speaker 1: be careful, don't get anything on it. I don't want

967
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Speaker 1: it ruined. So she says, you know, well, why don't

968
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Speaker 1: we call from the dry cleaner you got? You have

969
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Speaker 1: to protect the whang. Yeah, there's a little problem with

970
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:37,399
Speaker 1: the whang. Let's all right, let's listen to Daniel's phone tap.

971
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:42,000
Speaker 1: Here we go. Hello, here's hi. I'm looking for Aaron please. Um,

972
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:44,240
Speaker 1: she's in here right now. Can I take a message.

973
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:47,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this is Liz from Scene Realm Cleaners. I'm

974
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:49,160
Speaker 1: calling her about the vir Whang dress that she dropped off.

975
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:55,160
Speaker 1: So okay, yeah, I can help you with that. Okay,

976
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:57,319
Speaker 1: tell her. I've been trying to get the stain out

977
00:49:57,480 --> 00:49:59,359
Speaker 1: and I really need to get in touch with her

978
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:02,920
Speaker 1: because I need to know exactly what the stain is. Actually,

979
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:06,160
Speaker 1: that's my dress she borrowed. Um, you don't know what's

980
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:08,239
Speaker 1: on the dress? She said it was she just throws

981
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:10,680
Speaker 1: wine on it. It's not wine. I mean I I've

982
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:13,160
Speaker 1: gotten wine stains out of this material before, and this

983
00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:14,960
Speaker 1: is definitely not wine. I don't know what it is,

984
00:50:15,239 --> 00:50:16,920
Speaker 1: but she needs to tell me because I can't obviously

985
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:19,040
Speaker 1: treat it properly and get the stain out, and I

986
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:20,600
Speaker 1: don't even know if the stain is gonna come out,

987
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:23,480
Speaker 1: depending on obviously what it is. It's stain, big. Yeah,

988
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:25,799
Speaker 1: it's a pretty decent stain. It's right on the front

989
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:27,920
Speaker 1: of the dress. All right, I'm gonna I'm gonna call

990
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:31,000
Speaker 1: her now. Thank you. Okay, you're welcome at what it is? Okay, thanks,

991
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:33,920
Speaker 1: bye bye. Oh, Aaron, she is not happy with you

992
00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:36,640
Speaker 1: when she calls. Don't answer it, and then we'll call

993
00:50:36,719 --> 00:50:40,480
Speaker 1: her back. Okay, Okay, okay, okay, she's calling. Okay, here

994
00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:46,920
Speaker 1: we go. Okay, hello, Hey, I just gotta call him

995
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:50,399
Speaker 1: the dry cleaner. Okay, what the hell is that stain

996
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:53,800
Speaker 1: on the dress? She's like some foreign substance. I'm like,

997
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:57,000
Speaker 1: what the hell happened? Like that dress is like five?

998
00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:00,840
Speaker 1: Why you get Callee the dry cleaner because they were

999
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:03,200
Speaker 1: calling you and I was home, because we know on

1000
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:05,239
Speaker 1: the ticket they had with our number at the house.

1001
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:09,560
Speaker 1: So what to have you film dress. I wasn't bass.

1002
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:11,120
Speaker 1: I don't want to tell him what it was. What

1003
00:51:11,239 --> 00:51:13,560
Speaker 1: do you mean you were embarrassed because I think that

1004
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:17,600
Speaker 1: maybe you might get something on my dress. What we

1005
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:21,400
Speaker 1: just started fooling around a little bit, and you know,

1006
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:24,200
Speaker 1: I mean maybe he just maybe he got something on

1007
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:28,880
Speaker 1: the dress. And I'm not sure, but he had sets

1008
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:33,400
Speaker 1: in my dress. That is disgusting to me. We were

1009
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:36,000
Speaker 1: drunk as could be, and I hiked up the dress.

1010
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Speaker 1: But I don't know what happened. You know, I just

1011
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:39,840
Speaker 1: noticed put the stay there and the next morning you

1012
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,360
Speaker 1: hiked up the dress. You couldn't they excuse me? I

1013
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:44,680
Speaker 1: put a hangar on something that's my dress that like,

1014
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:48,560
Speaker 1: we weren't we tasted, We were totally like out of

1015
00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:51,239
Speaker 1: our minds. Wrong. Only was gross and I would have

1016
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:53,719
Speaker 1: bomb it in my map right now. But the lack

1017
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:56,400
Speaker 1: of consideration is mind blowing. I don't want to be

1018
00:51:57,160 --> 00:52:01,840
Speaker 1: bars every detail. So Jessie clean, Well, if you're owing

1019
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:05,360
Speaker 1: me five hundred thirty five dollars, no, well, I do

1020
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:08,840
Speaker 1: not ask me to borrow no thing again. I'm dead serious, Aaron,

1021
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:14,600
Speaker 1: I'm done. I'm dollars for your dress touching the dress,

1022
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:18,400
Speaker 1: touching my dress. I'm taking my dress. It's making me naxious.

1023
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:22,080
Speaker 1: It's like I'm I'm gonna vomit. It's all little being careful, careful.

1024
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:26,919
Speaker 1: Neither one of you a prop my dress. Are you nuts?

1025
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:30,160
Speaker 1: If you pooped in the dress? Okay you didn't, you wasted,

1026
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:33,719
Speaker 1: but that I wasn't. No, I don't think so you're right.

1027
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:39,960
Speaker 1: Maybe Aaron wasn't that wasted. Who are you, Janine? This

1028
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:42,160
Speaker 1: is Danielle Menarrow from Elvis to run in the morning show,

1029
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:48,719
Speaker 1: and you just got phone tapped. What had Actually, she's

1030
00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:50,960
Speaker 1: not a bitch because your dress is fine. It really

1031
00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:52,600
Speaker 1: was a wine stain and it's just that the dry

1032
00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:55,560
Speaker 1: cleaners eron gave me the dress. I just haven't picked

1033
00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:57,520
Speaker 1: it up here, but I asked the car and go

1034
00:52:57,640 --> 00:52:59,240
Speaker 1: get it from me. Let me see it. Yeah, bitch,

1035
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:06,680
Speaker 1: Well that did not end well, Danielle, I know what

1036
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:11,560
Speaker 1: did it? How are we now? He's over it? God,

1037
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:13,520
Speaker 1: that would be so so bright. She was more worried

1038
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:16,200
Speaker 1: about her dress. So now that her fine. She's good. Okay,

1039
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:18,680
Speaker 1: I know, but it's okay because it didn't really happen, right,

1040
00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:21,040
Speaker 1: not happen? Oh, the dress is clean. Dress is clean.

1041
00:53:21,160 --> 00:53:24,680
Speaker 1: Everyone say good morning to Ryan. Good morning, Ryan, good

1042
00:53:24,719 --> 00:53:27,960
Speaker 1: Morning's well you know what's doing a show ready for

1043
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:31,239
Speaker 1: the weekend. And Ryan, you just won one thousand dollars. No,

1044
00:53:32,239 --> 00:53:34,960
Speaker 1: yes you did. You got a thousand dollars thanks to

1045
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,640
Speaker 1: our friends at Poland Spring. There's the Poland Spring free

1046
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:40,719
Speaker 1: money phone tap. Good going man, Thank you. That's going

1047
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:43,319
Speaker 1: to pay for my PreO for your book. Oh nice,

1048
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:44,759
Speaker 1: the pre order for your book is going to pay

1049
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:46,840
Speaker 1: for Hey, well no, it's it's a lot less than

1050
00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:50,759
Speaker 1: a thousand dollars, say, but anyway, I go ahead pay

1051
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:54,959
Speaker 1: a thousand. I appreciate it, and thank you to Poland Spring.

1052
00:53:56,120 --> 00:53:59,239
Speaker 1: Love them. If you want a hashtag not trash, then

1053
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:01,160
Speaker 1: what you do is take a picture of something that's

1054
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:03,520
Speaker 1: like a plastic bottle, anything you want to recycle, hashtag

1055
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:05,360
Speaker 1: it not trash. They'll one let you know if you

1056
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:07,480
Speaker 1: can recycle, and two they'll donate one dollars up to

1057
00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:09,759
Speaker 1: twenty five thousand dollars to the recycling project. And you

1058
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:12,080
Speaker 1: take your grand and have a nice weekend. Ryan, thank

1059
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:14,160
Speaker 1: you so much for listening to us. Thank you guys.

1060
00:54:14,239 --> 00:54:16,160
Speaker 1: Love you guys, Love you more, love you more about

1061
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:17,719
Speaker 1: what you say, we love you more. Thank you very much. Hey,

1062
00:54:17,719 --> 00:54:20,560
Speaker 1: I gotta say a special hello to our friend Carolina. Hi.

1063
00:54:21,239 --> 00:54:23,720
Speaker 1: So you know, Froggy's working out of our Miami studios

1064
00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:25,759
Speaker 1: at Why one hundred today, and of course Carolina is

1065
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:28,239
Speaker 1: our producer and our friend at Why one hundred. I

1066
00:54:28,239 --> 00:54:31,200
Speaker 1: see here on the camera. Hi Carolina. Hi. Yeah, what's

1067
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:33,440
Speaker 1: going on in the in Miami? Is it okay to

1068
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:37,040
Speaker 1: have Froggy back in the studio? Oh? Yeah, but you

1069
00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:44,520
Speaker 1: gotta turn a microphone. There you go, there you are. Yes,

1070
00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:47,000
Speaker 1: I love having Froggy here. We're having a little cafecito,

1071
00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:49,640
Speaker 1: you know, a little Miami breakfast. You gotta get it going.

1072
00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:53,960
Speaker 1: The thing about having one of those cafec Toeslda, it's

1073
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:57,160
Speaker 1: a little little cup of you know, very very sweet espresso,

1074
00:54:57,320 --> 00:55:01,319
Speaker 1: right but boom through the ceiling. Yeah, Danielle had two.

1075
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:03,239
Speaker 1: When we were down there. I was like, whoa, someone

1076
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:06,520
Speaker 1: take it away. It's just so good. We love you.

1077
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:08,319
Speaker 1: Just want to stop by and say hi, I love

1078
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:13,759
Speaker 1: you guys. Froggy buy her breakfast. She bought breakfast. I

1079
00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:16,320
Speaker 1: can hear you. Cheap basket? No, no, no, no, no,

1080
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:19,360
Speaker 1: did I know? I was bawling today? Guys. I'm like, froggy,

1081
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:22,200
Speaker 1: I got you, bro No, try to buy it like

1082
00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:24,040
Speaker 1: it's on me. I'll buy breakfast. She's like, no, I

1083
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:25,480
Speaker 1: got you. I said, no, I'll get it. She's like, no,

1084
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:28,160
Speaker 1: you bought last time. I'm buying this time. Oh my god, Okay,

1085
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:30,480
Speaker 1: all right, cheap bastards. She also saved my life when

1086
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:32,439
Speaker 1: I was an idiot and had to go jet skiing

1087
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:34,520
Speaker 1: and left my passport at the jet ski stand. She

1088
00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:36,520
Speaker 1: went to the hotel, got my passport and sent it

1089
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:39,239
Speaker 1: to me. She's I'm so happy you got have a

1090
00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:44,120
Speaker 1: beautiful weekend. I got bad news now, captain was it?

1091
00:55:44,239 --> 00:55:47,440
Speaker 1: Captain do Good? Captain Do Good? Are you? Uh? Do

1092
00:55:47,520 --> 00:55:49,719
Speaker 1: you have all of your Crispy Cream donuts? Are you

1093
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:53,879
Speaker 1: at the first precinct for the NYPD? I certainly, mister

1094
00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:59,960
Speaker 1: Dan the music every time the music? All right, Captain

1095
00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:04,120
Speaker 1: do Good? He flew over with his uh Krispy Kreme donuts?

1096
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:07,479
Speaker 1: Think you to Krispy Kreme, by the way. So how's

1097
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:09,719
Speaker 1: that going? Men and women here that fights for a

1098
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:13,440
Speaker 1: crime every day, they deserve something because they too are

1099
00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:15,759
Speaker 1: doing good. Because they don't really fight for crime, they

1100
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:24,360
Speaker 1: fight against That's what I said, you have to listen. Also, Captain,

1101
00:56:24,719 --> 00:56:28,080
Speaker 1: Captain do Good getting sassy. Yeah, let's go in now

1102
00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:31,080
Speaker 1: and talk to the men and women of the Armed Forces.

1103
00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:34,839
Speaker 1: Here we go. No, no, no, it's the NYPD. Hello.

1104
00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:40,120
Speaker 1: How are you hello? I wish they would lock you up? Gotham?

1105
00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:43,080
Speaker 1: How are you? Men and women of Gotham. My name

1106
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:46,239
Speaker 1: is Captain do Good. I would like to come in.

1107
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:50,799
Speaker 1: Can I come in? Come in? Please? Say? No? Oh, man,

1108
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:54,319
Speaker 1: I come in. I have something for you guying. Oh

1109
00:56:54,480 --> 00:57:00,680
Speaker 1: my gosh, well disease. Are Krispy Kreme donuts? Yes? Yes,

1110
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:03,120
Speaker 1: I think they like to deliver practiced. I have an

1111
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:06,040
Speaker 1: announcement to make. I have an announcement. Be goody, I

1112
00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:09,160
Speaker 1: come in? May I come in? Almost? Go in? Okay,

1113
00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:14,880
Speaker 1: I'm going into the office here, Ben and women, how

1114
00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:18,560
Speaker 1: are you? Everybody? Let me ask you. Do you know

1115
00:57:18,720 --> 00:57:24,040
Speaker 1: who it is? I am tapted do good. I'm doing

1116
00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:26,880
Speaker 1: good for others that cannot do good for themselves. Now

1117
00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:29,480
Speaker 1: they can do good for them. You are so insulting

1118
00:57:29,560 --> 00:57:32,960
Speaker 1: to these people. Okay, Okay, they're just they're just kind

1119
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:35,520
Speaker 1: of like, well, you keep saying, you keep saying stupid coming,

1120
00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:37,800
Speaker 1: but don't say stupid things to say. Hey on be

1121
00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:39,320
Speaker 1: half of the Elvis Drain Morning Show. We want to

1122
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:41,240
Speaker 1: thank you for all you do for a New York City,

1123
00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:43,520
Speaker 1: and we're leaving using these donuts. I'm come right now.

1124
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:50,120
Speaker 1: Okay city No Elvis Drain Morning Show. We would like

1125
00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:53,240
Speaker 1: to offer all of these Christy cream donuts to each

1126
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:56,160
Speaker 1: and every one of you because you have done so

1127
00:57:56,320 --> 00:58:00,000
Speaker 1: many good things for a Gotham city. It's New York City.

1128
00:58:00,840 --> 00:58:11,200
Speaker 1: Good all right, superhero, We're not donating them were non donuts.

1129
00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:15,600
Speaker 1: Please arrest him? Here we go, sir, what what? What

1130
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:19,920
Speaker 1: is your name? Sir Sean? Will you take off these donuts?

1131
00:58:19,960 --> 00:58:25,960
Speaker 1: All the men and women here? All right? That's what

1132
00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:32,840
Speaker 1: we call it. I don't get anyway, no matter where,

1133
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:35,680
Speaker 1: no matter where you are protecting. It could be a

1134
00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:37,520
Speaker 1: New York City, it could be in Gotham City or

1135
00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:42,360
Speaker 1: anywhere across America. We thank you. Let these donuts symbolize

1136
00:58:42,400 --> 00:58:46,000
Speaker 1: our things. I love it. He's screaming into a megaphone

1137
00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:50,920
Speaker 1: to silence. Hello, silence. I like that. By the way,

1138
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:54,400
Speaker 1: why do they call it Gotham City? It's not I

1139
00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:56,840
Speaker 1: know it's from Batman. Yeah, one of it. It wasn't

1140
00:58:56,880 --> 00:58:59,520
Speaker 1: Gotham City. This is like New York City. Mumbles up

1141
00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:05,040
Speaker 1: through his breath. Oh superhero speak, Oh my god, oh boy,

1142
00:59:05,480 --> 00:59:09,760
Speaker 1: let's see what he's doing. List have no fear, Captain

1143
00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:13,840
Speaker 1: God's a lie. All right, there you go. So that's

1144
00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:17,960
Speaker 1: going on down the street. All right, what do we do?

1145
00:59:18,120 --> 00:59:23,440
Speaker 1: Take a break? All right? I need a Danielle report. Danielle,

1146
00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:25,600
Speaker 1: what do you have coming up? We're gonna talk about

1147
00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:28,920
Speaker 1: Halsey Quinting smoking. I can't believe how early, how young

1148
00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:32,800
Speaker 1: she was when she started. Hey guys, this is Seleni Gummis.

1149
00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:38,520
Speaker 1: What's up? It's Fletchers Duran? How dare Helvis Duran and

1150
00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:42,200
Speaker 1: Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Hey guys, bedtime is

1151
00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:45,160
Speaker 1: sometimes a battle for both you and your kids. For instance,

1152
00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:48,120
Speaker 1: my daughter Ella, she struggles sometimes to fall asleep. Well,

1153
00:59:48,200 --> 00:59:51,680
Speaker 1: fortunately Trish and I have now discovered Vic's pures E's

1154
00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:55,040
Speaker 1: Kids melatonin gummies to help her fall asleep. Naturally find

1155
00:59:55,160 --> 01:00:01,960
Speaker 1: pures E's Kids in stores everywhere. I got you, I

1156
01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:06,040
Speaker 1: got you, I got you. D you have antle sexist

1157
01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:09,400
Speaker 1: makend It's time to meet a stand He will never

1158
01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:13,240
Speaker 1: not be relevant. I wish I could just complete a sentence,

1159
01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:17,640
Speaker 1: you're getting naked. Oh, I feel no sexual desire right

1160
01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:19,280
Speaker 1: now at all. It was just down my shirt. It

1161
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:26,960
Speaker 1: wasn't that scandal still streaming in the morning show Around

1162
01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:29,800
Speaker 1: the room, We'll start with Danielle. What's on your mind?

1163
01:00:30,080 --> 01:00:32,160
Speaker 1: Not self when you have to get up at three

1164
01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:34,880
Speaker 1: thirty four am to do a morning show at nighttime?

1165
01:00:35,040 --> 01:00:37,360
Speaker 1: Robutus um not the thing to take at ten pm,

1166
01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:41,040
Speaker 1: little cloudy. Oh my gosh. So the alarm went off,

1167
01:00:41,120 --> 01:00:44,000
Speaker 1: I guess. But at four thirty. My husband's like, oh

1168
01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:47,480
Speaker 1: it's four thirty. I'm like, huh huh. I get in

1169
01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:49,840
Speaker 1: the bathroom and I told Gandhi. I had my makeup

1170
01:00:50,320 --> 01:00:52,600
Speaker 1: and my toiletrees in front of me, and I looked

1171
01:00:52,640 --> 01:00:54,400
Speaker 1: in the mirror, and I had no idea what to do?

1172
01:00:55,080 --> 01:00:57,400
Speaker 1: What do I need to do? How do? How do?

1173
01:00:57,720 --> 01:01:00,560
Speaker 1: I don't remember that? Funny? Awful? You know it's bad

1174
01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:03,000
Speaker 1: when your routine doesn't kick yet. I call Mustafa, give

1175
01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:06,680
Speaker 1: me extra coffee. You look great, you sound you're married. Hey,

1176
01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:09,480
Speaker 1: froggy and beautiful South of Florida today at our y

1177
01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:12,000
Speaker 1: one hundred studios with Carolina. What's going on? So I

1178
01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:13,640
Speaker 1: stayed in the hotel room last night, and I would

1179
01:01:13,640 --> 01:01:15,000
Speaker 1: like to say the people that stayed in the room

1180
01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:16,919
Speaker 1: next to me, they have to be newly wins because

1181
01:01:16,960 --> 01:01:21,240
Speaker 1: all they were doing it all night long. I'm like, dude,

1182
01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:23,840
Speaker 1: I mean they were in the hallway all over each other.

1183
01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:25,520
Speaker 1: Then they were in the room. I heard him about

1184
01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:27,840
Speaker 1: ten I woke up to go to the bathroom. About

1185
01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:30,080
Speaker 1: one am, I could hear him again. I'm like, dude,

1186
01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:32,760
Speaker 1: there's no way they've been together very long, because there's

1187
01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:34,640
Speaker 1: no possible way they're married and doing it that much.

1188
01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:37,480
Speaker 1: Good for them, Maybe they are. What if they are frog,

1189
01:01:37,640 --> 01:01:39,320
Speaker 1: What if they've been together for ten years and they're

1190
01:01:39,320 --> 01:01:41,240
Speaker 1: still doing it that much? Yeah, cheers to everyone who's

1191
01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:44,280
Speaker 1: doing it. Produce You, Sam, what's up with you today?

1192
01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:46,080
Speaker 1: I am so glad to be living in a day

1193
01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:48,600
Speaker 1: and age where I have proof of awesome things that

1194
01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:51,320
Speaker 1: happened thanks to be overcordings. Yes, like, well, my grandpa's

1195
01:01:51,320 --> 01:01:53,040
Speaker 1: to tell me about his past, he has to lie

1196
01:01:53,080 --> 01:01:55,360
Speaker 1: to me, but now I get to tell my grandkids. Listen.

1197
01:01:55,520 --> 01:01:58,040
Speaker 1: I was super cool because I got to interview three

1198
01:01:58,080 --> 01:02:01,160
Speaker 1: Broadway stars in the Mercedes Benz once and we did

1199
01:02:01,240 --> 01:02:04,080
Speaker 1: the interview series It's up right now it's Broadway driven

1200
01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:06,040
Speaker 1: by Mercedes Benz and I got put in a car,

1201
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:09,040
Speaker 1: you guys with three Disney Broadway stars, and we spoke

1202
01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:12,560
Speaker 1: for an hour. What the hell planet? Where can we

1203
01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:14,600
Speaker 1: see that? It's up right now? We can link over

1204
01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:17,720
Speaker 1: at Elvis Dran dot com. Okay, get it done for you.

1205
01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:20,800
Speaker 1: My grandkids will know I was awesome one. You need

1206
01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:24,120
Speaker 1: kids first, then the grandkids come next. Gandhi, what's up? Okay?

1207
01:02:24,120 --> 01:02:26,720
Speaker 1: So I posted something on my Insta story because about

1208
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:29,120
Speaker 1: a week from not about exactly a week from today,

1209
01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:30,920
Speaker 1: I am off to Venice to do a bunch of

1210
01:02:30,960 --> 01:02:34,000
Speaker 1: really cool stuff thanks to Norwegian. So people were asking

1211
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:35,920
Speaker 1: where are you going? Where is this lovely cruise. It's

1212
01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:39,840
Speaker 1: going from Venice to the Greek Isles, to Croatia and Montenegro,

1213
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:43,000
Speaker 1: and I cannot wait. I'm so excited. If you're asking

1214
01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:44,760
Speaker 1: where I'm going, those are the places. You know what?

1215
01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:47,120
Speaker 1: I love Norwegian. I'll tell you why. It's more than

1216
01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:49,919
Speaker 1: just a beautiful ship. Yeah, it's a bunch of people

1217
01:02:49,960 --> 01:02:51,400
Speaker 1: who are there to make sure you have the best

1218
01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:53,480
Speaker 1: time ever. Yeah. And you know, I think about what

1219
01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:56,120
Speaker 1: people do on these ships. They go there to get away.

1220
01:02:56,320 --> 01:02:59,560
Speaker 1: They go there to relax, but people also bring families

1221
01:02:59,600 --> 01:03:04,560
Speaker 1: on board to celebrate, celebrate weddings, to uh say goodbye

1222
01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:07,000
Speaker 1: to someone in the family who they just lost. Yeah,

1223
01:03:07,040 --> 01:03:09,560
Speaker 1: I mean all the events that happened on that on

1224
01:03:09,720 --> 01:03:12,280
Speaker 1: that beautiful ship thanks to Norwegian I love go Grandma

1225
01:03:12,280 --> 01:03:16,000
Speaker 1: and Grandpa. There you go, and then you stop off

1226
01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:18,680
Speaker 1: at beautiful places like Venice. Oh my gosh, I cannot wait.

1227
01:03:18,680 --> 01:03:21,920
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. I feel like I'm gonna eplode. Yes,

1228
01:03:22,160 --> 01:03:25,160
Speaker 1: you better go see Venice soon because it's slowly, slowly

1229
01:03:25,200 --> 01:03:27,520
Speaker 1: she's slipping a no, that's what everybody says. So I'm

1230
01:03:27,560 --> 01:03:29,160
Speaker 1: really really excited for that. The gondola is it just

1231
01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:31,400
Speaker 1: all looks so gorgeous, like the start to finish, I

1232
01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:34,800
Speaker 1: can't wait. I go to a restaurant called Al Mascarone. Okay,

1233
01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:37,600
Speaker 1: they have the best Spaghettian lobster in Venice. Yeah, okay,

1234
01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:39,800
Speaker 1: it's great. It's just holding them all great, great place.

1235
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:42,960
Speaker 1: All right, So what are we doing? Oh oh oh,

1236
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:44,560
Speaker 1: I know what we need to do. Let's talk about

1237
01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:46,440
Speaker 1: the woman who slipped and fell and she ended up

1238
01:03:46,440 --> 01:03:48,840
Speaker 1: with a cucumber in her lady parts. Come on, what

1239
01:03:48,960 --> 01:03:52,120
Speaker 1: happened there. So oddly enough, it happened in Bangkok, and

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01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:56,720
Speaker 1: apparently she told staffers that she just had a little accident.

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01:03:56,800 --> 01:03:59,160
Speaker 1: She was walking around, slipped fell, oops, the cucumber went

1242
01:03:59,240 --> 01:04:01,040
Speaker 1: up there. But the best part is the way the

1243
01:04:01,080 --> 01:04:03,840
Speaker 1: story is worded is don't worry. The hospital staff was

1244
01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:07,120
Speaker 1: able to rescue the cucumber. Good. Yeah, so the Nate

1245
01:04:07,200 --> 01:04:11,840
Speaker 1: said he doesn't believe this. Did it come out peeled?

1246
01:04:13,800 --> 01:04:16,440
Speaker 1: No way in hell. You fall and a cucumber goes

1247
01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:19,280
Speaker 1: up your lady pots. Okay, he said, that's what happened.

1248
01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:21,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonna believe her. I have no reason not to. Well,

1249
01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:24,560
Speaker 1: and men too. There's a hole down there, right, and

1250
01:04:25,760 --> 01:04:28,080
Speaker 1: thank you Nate. Yeah, so I was talking a friend

1251
01:04:28,080 --> 01:04:30,320
Speaker 1: of mine, he's a proctologist, and he said, at least

1252
01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:32,840
Speaker 1: once a month he gets somebody coming into his office

1253
01:04:32,880 --> 01:04:35,880
Speaker 1: that has something up there that they were walking through

1254
01:04:35,920 --> 01:04:38,120
Speaker 1: their house and slipped and fell and it just went

1255
01:04:38,200 --> 01:04:40,920
Speaker 1: up there. And Okay, what is the possibility if you

1256
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:42,880
Speaker 1: just slipping falling and you end up with a baseball

1257
01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:45,760
Speaker 1: bat up your bond? Zero? If you're even walking with

1258
01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:48,320
Speaker 1: a cucumber or whatever and you fall, it's gonna go

1259
01:04:48,440 --> 01:04:51,320
Speaker 1: on your belly. Don't you have pants on? Right? Exactly?

1260
01:04:51,320 --> 01:04:52,959
Speaker 1: I got an idea. Let's say, even if you're naked,

1261
01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:58,800
Speaker 1: great tea, Come here, do we have a cucumber? Greg Gregory?

1262
01:04:58,920 --> 01:05:01,640
Speaker 1: Can we just have you? What do we have? We

1263
01:05:01,760 --> 01:05:07,360
Speaker 1: need something something that looks here. Here's a plastic water right,

1264
01:05:07,680 --> 01:05:12,560
Speaker 1: So then you need to do it when he's a banana. Okay,

1265
01:05:12,600 --> 01:05:14,520
Speaker 1: So okay, you've got to do it in the other

1266
01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:16,800
Speaker 1: room where we can't see you, because you can't be visible.

1267
01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:20,640
Speaker 1: I need for you to be completely nude, at least

1268
01:05:20,680 --> 01:05:23,280
Speaker 1: from the waist down, and I need for you to

1269
01:05:23,400 --> 01:05:26,280
Speaker 1: accidentally fall on this banana and it has to go.

1270
01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:33,840
Speaker 1: It has to go in oas in your lady parts exactly.

1271
01:05:34,040 --> 01:05:36,640
Speaker 1: How easy is this really? By the way, the stuff

1272
01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:38,480
Speaker 1: we're talking about now is the reason why that station

1273
01:05:38,560 --> 01:05:43,360
Speaker 1: in Tampa drop it. What we were saying, were listening

1274
01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:44,840
Speaker 1: to the story. There are stories out there now where

1275
01:05:44,880 --> 01:05:46,520
Speaker 1: people go to the emergency room and they say, I

1276
01:05:46,640 --> 01:05:49,720
Speaker 1: accidentally fell and ended up with this up in me. Right. Okay,

1277
01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:55,320
Speaker 1: So here's a here's a can of glade, lavender and

1278
01:05:55,400 --> 01:05:58,080
Speaker 1: peach blossom, A banana or glade? Which one do you

1279
01:05:58,160 --> 01:06:02,480
Speaker 1: want to do? I like bananaana, but the glade might

1280
01:06:02,560 --> 01:06:08,400
Speaker 1: make your smell about whatever you guys, man me do okay.

1281
01:06:08,800 --> 01:06:13,160
Speaker 1: I think my point is this, it's not gonna happen. No, great, stop, stop,

1282
01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:16,000
Speaker 1: it's not gonna happen. This is my point. There's no

1283
01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:19,080
Speaker 1: listen to me. I had two children come out of there.

1284
01:06:19,720 --> 01:06:21,920
Speaker 1: Even after two children, there's no way I would have

1285
01:06:21,960 --> 01:06:24,280
Speaker 1: fallen the cucumbers going up there. It did. Doesn't happen

1286
01:06:24,360 --> 01:06:28,240
Speaker 1: that way exactly. The woman part as you sit on

1287
01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:33,360
Speaker 1: that cub out the dumb woman's parting. Great, okay, just

1288
01:06:33,440 --> 01:06:35,240
Speaker 1: for the heck of it. Just through that doorway where

1289
01:06:35,240 --> 01:06:37,520
Speaker 1: you start. Yeah, I'll do it. Okay, get the music

1290
01:06:37,560 --> 01:06:40,600
Speaker 1: back here. Now you just from the waist down and

1291
01:06:40,640 --> 01:06:42,360
Speaker 1: just see if you can fall on it. But you can't, like,

1292
01:06:42,880 --> 01:06:45,320
Speaker 1: don't prop it up. Well, the how's it? It's gonna

1293
01:06:45,320 --> 01:06:46,840
Speaker 1: have the banana's gonna have to be propped up in

1294
01:06:46,920 --> 01:06:49,520
Speaker 1: some way. I can't. That's not how bananas sit around.

1295
01:06:50,680 --> 01:06:53,040
Speaker 1: I have a question. The banana is a curve, ye

1296
01:06:53,480 --> 01:06:56,720
Speaker 1: the cucumber doesn't. You usually have a curve, usually a

1297
01:06:56,800 --> 01:06:59,040
Speaker 1: straight Okay, well this make a difference. Here comes wax,

1298
01:06:59,360 --> 01:07:01,200
Speaker 1: all right, Okay, do me a favorite. Now we really

1299
01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:04,280
Speaker 1: shouldn't put this on camera, Alley, thank you. All right,

1300
01:07:04,320 --> 01:07:07,160
Speaker 1: So his his his pants are off, all right. Now

1301
01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:10,880
Speaker 1: there's a banana on the floor. No, no, holy guys,

1302
01:07:11,360 --> 01:07:13,560
Speaker 1: I need everyone to focus. I need everyone to focus.

1303
01:07:13,960 --> 01:07:16,320
Speaker 1: Just no, just put the banana on the ground, because

1304
01:07:16,360 --> 01:07:19,800
Speaker 1: that's where banana's sit like that. Maybe she was carrying. Now,

1305
01:07:19,840 --> 01:07:22,000
Speaker 1: do me a favor. Don't peel it. No, stop it. Okay,

1306
01:07:23,520 --> 01:07:25,640
Speaker 1: here's what I want you to do right now. Okay,

1307
01:07:25,680 --> 01:07:27,840
Speaker 1: Now I want you just to fall on your butt

1308
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:30,880
Speaker 1: on the banana and see if it goes Okay, yeah,

1309
01:07:30,960 --> 01:07:38,280
Speaker 1: don't whistle. Okay, okay you ohoops fall Okay, did it go?

1310
01:07:38,520 --> 01:07:42,160
Speaker 1: Did it go in? Now? See there's no way. Oh oh,

1311
01:07:42,280 --> 01:07:54,920
Speaker 1: he's all falling on his backet is, don't put it

1312
01:07:55,000 --> 01:08:05,480
Speaker 1: in there. Wait, guys, guy, that's not the story. The

1313
01:08:05,640 --> 01:08:08,600
Speaker 1: story is Gandhi. They accidentally fall on the banana and

1314
01:08:08,640 --> 01:08:11,400
Speaker 1: it just goes in. It's stripped fall lana cucumber all

1315
01:08:11,440 --> 01:08:14,160
Speaker 1: right now, Oh oh my god, stop it, stop shop

1316
01:08:15,400 --> 01:08:19,160
Speaker 1: stop it. That's hardy. So in other words, these stories

1317
01:08:19,200 --> 01:08:22,000
Speaker 1: are we they're bogus. You can't just fall on the cucumber.

1318
01:08:22,080 --> 01:08:24,080
Speaker 1: You can't just follow a banana or a baseball band.

1319
01:08:24,120 --> 01:08:28,400
Speaker 1: It ends up in you're a bum. All right, you

1320
01:08:28,439 --> 01:08:30,960
Speaker 1: know what. I'm glad we proved our point. We proved it.

1321
01:08:31,080 --> 01:08:34,280
Speaker 1: That's a scientific throw that banana in the garbage? Are

1322
01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:43,760
Speaker 1: you righto Bana? It's green? Now? Okay, that's like the

1323
01:08:43,880 --> 01:08:46,400
Speaker 1: music from now on. When you hear this music, you'll

1324
01:08:46,400 --> 01:08:48,200
Speaker 1: think of this moment. That is the greatest thing we

1325
01:08:48,320 --> 01:08:53,360
Speaker 1: never recorded. Okay, all right, thank you, Gregory. No, now

1326
01:08:53,439 --> 01:08:57,880
Speaker 1: he's going back to eat his donut. What are younna

1327
01:08:57,880 --> 01:09:03,400
Speaker 1: do that banana? I always say that by Brodie runs

1328
01:09:03,479 --> 01:09:05,840
Speaker 1: the most incredible internship program here, and I say that

1329
01:09:05,840 --> 01:09:08,759
Speaker 1: every chance they get, because we get so much energy

1330
01:09:08,920 --> 01:09:12,720
Speaker 1: and ideas. We get many ideas and inspiration from our

1331
01:09:12,760 --> 01:09:16,120
Speaker 1: intern program, and so the interns are just incredible all

1332
01:09:16,120 --> 01:09:19,040
Speaker 1: of it. And they're all asked to submit lists of

1333
01:09:19,120 --> 01:09:21,679
Speaker 1: things to talk about on the show, and Intern Robbie

1334
01:09:21,680 --> 01:09:23,840
Speaker 1: seems to come up with these lists of a thousand things.

1335
01:09:23,960 --> 01:09:26,599
Speaker 1: High Intern Robbie, good morning. So this is your last

1336
01:09:26,960 --> 01:09:29,160
Speaker 1: day here, This is my last day here. Oh, I'm

1337
01:09:29,160 --> 01:09:33,000
Speaker 1: glad you got to witness the banana experiment. That was

1338
01:09:33,080 --> 01:09:36,439
Speaker 1: a lot to see. Yes, it was. Now that really

1339
01:09:36,560 --> 01:09:39,439
Speaker 1: wasn't a lot to see? Well yeah, yeah, anyway, so

1340
01:09:39,760 --> 01:09:43,200
Speaker 1: uh so, intern Robbie was asked, like all the interns,

1341
01:09:43,439 --> 01:09:45,000
Speaker 1: submit as the list of things that you do in

1342
01:09:45,120 --> 01:09:47,439
Speaker 1: life that may be interesting, because that's what our show is.

1343
01:09:47,479 --> 01:09:50,400
Speaker 1: It's about life and connecting with people, isn't it. Yeah.

1344
01:09:50,439 --> 01:09:52,600
Speaker 1: So the other night Robbie gave me this list. This

1345
01:09:52,720 --> 01:09:55,920
Speaker 1: is just a mile long, and you can actually put

1346
01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:57,560
Speaker 1: these on a wheel and spend the wheel and just

1347
01:09:57,640 --> 01:10:02,120
Speaker 1: pick one of these topics like great topic, like sneaking

1348
01:10:02,160 --> 01:10:04,439
Speaker 1: into a concert or I taught myself out of getting

1349
01:10:04,479 --> 01:10:06,759
Speaker 1: beaten up, or I talked to someone out of beating

1350
01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:10,320
Speaker 1: me up. I create one person. I created an account

1351
01:10:10,400 --> 01:10:13,400
Speaker 1: on seeking arrangements dot com. We're by the way. A

1352
01:10:13,479 --> 01:10:15,840
Speaker 1: professional baseball player reached out and wanted to hook up

1353
01:10:15,880 --> 01:10:18,960
Speaker 1: with a Robbie. Oh, who can tell I don't know

1354
01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:20,760
Speaker 1: if that's a good idea not a good idea. I

1355
01:10:20,760 --> 01:10:25,280
Speaker 1: can tell you what Timmy plays for? No, I think

1356
01:10:25,320 --> 01:10:27,639
Speaker 1: we all pretty much pretty much to figure that out.

1357
01:10:30,160 --> 01:10:33,080
Speaker 1: He is actually a picture. Say if you know what

1358
01:10:33,200 --> 01:10:36,320
Speaker 1: I mean? All right, yes we do. Where's the rest

1359
01:10:36,360 --> 01:10:37,880
Speaker 1: of the list. I mean, there's a thousand things on this,

1360
01:10:37,960 --> 01:10:40,439
Speaker 1: I'll spend the wheel scary spin spind the wheel of

1361
01:10:40,520 --> 01:10:45,880
Speaker 1: Robbie topics. There goes the little, the little things I

1362
01:10:45,960 --> 01:10:49,400
Speaker 1: do to help the earth. There goes I make twelve

1363
01:10:49,400 --> 01:10:53,160
Speaker 1: thousand dollars a year. There goes oh, it's landing on

1364
01:10:53,880 --> 01:10:59,559
Speaker 1: sneaking into a concert? All right, what a wonderful topic.

1365
01:10:59,760 --> 01:11:02,240
Speaker 1: I snuck into a few concerts in my day. But

1366
01:11:02,360 --> 01:11:04,519
Speaker 1: you know, you know the artist who's performing, you were

1367
01:11:04,760 --> 01:11:07,200
Speaker 1: actually stealing money out of their pocket. Beyonce does not

1368
01:11:07,320 --> 01:11:10,240
Speaker 1: need my money. I don't think. Wait, you snuck into

1369
01:11:10,280 --> 01:11:12,519
Speaker 1: a Beyonce concerts? Well, one of the concerts I snuck

1370
01:11:12,560 --> 01:11:15,760
Speaker 1: into is Made It Made in America in Philly, and

1371
01:11:15,920 --> 01:11:18,800
Speaker 1: Beyonce was the headliner. Another one of the headliners was

1372
01:11:18,880 --> 01:11:21,160
Speaker 1: Martin Garrix. He doesn't need my money. I didn't feel

1373
01:11:21,160 --> 01:11:23,360
Speaker 1: too bad. How did you sneak into a concert? So

1374
01:11:23,640 --> 01:11:25,439
Speaker 1: it's there's a few different ways you can do it.

1375
01:11:25,880 --> 01:11:28,960
Speaker 1: The best way is to take advantage of changes in

1376
01:11:29,080 --> 01:11:32,240
Speaker 1: the concert atmosphere every year. Give us an idea. Two

1377
01:11:32,400 --> 01:11:36,080
Speaker 1: years ago, Made It America switched from actual tickets or

1378
01:11:36,160 --> 01:11:38,799
Speaker 1: e tickets to wristband. So if you had a wristband,

1379
01:11:38,840 --> 01:11:40,759
Speaker 1: you scanned your wristband and you got in. They mailed

1380
01:11:40,760 --> 01:11:42,960
Speaker 1: it to you, so you couldn't buy tickets at the venue.

1381
01:11:43,479 --> 01:11:47,160
Speaker 1: I took advantage of this by finding a defunct wristband

1382
01:11:47,280 --> 01:11:49,960
Speaker 1: in a trash can near the venue, taking it to

1383
01:11:50,040 --> 01:11:52,360
Speaker 1: the self help desk and saying, hey, I don't know

1384
01:11:52,439 --> 01:11:55,479
Speaker 1: what happened. I have the confirmation email. My ticket doesn't work.

1385
01:11:55,600 --> 01:11:57,280
Speaker 1: Can I have a new wristband and it worked, and

1386
01:11:57,400 --> 01:11:59,519
Speaker 1: it worked? I got in? How many contract if you

1387
01:11:59,560 --> 01:12:02,439
Speaker 1: snuck him four or five? There's a few other ways, right,

1388
01:12:02,840 --> 01:12:05,439
Speaker 1: you can also well, one of my favorite is just running,

1389
01:12:06,120 --> 01:12:08,000
Speaker 1: Like you get to the ticket check and you just run,

1390
01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:10,760
Speaker 1: You just go and they don't tackle you. No, there's

1391
01:12:10,840 --> 01:12:12,200
Speaker 1: I mean, what are they going to do? Leave the

1392
01:12:12,280 --> 01:12:14,240
Speaker 1: ticket gate? Didn't this great? Oh? Okay, we spun the

1393
01:12:14,280 --> 01:12:16,720
Speaker 1: wheel of Robbie topics that we're now landing on. I

1394
01:12:16,880 --> 01:12:22,920
Speaker 1: can play six instruments. I could, Yes, I could play trumpet, trombone, piano, drums, bass,

1395
01:12:23,120 --> 01:12:27,559
Speaker 1: and guitar. There you have it. It's been the wheel

1396
01:12:27,600 --> 01:12:32,040
Speaker 1: of there goes learning a new skill. I learned sign language.

1397
01:12:33,360 --> 01:12:35,519
Speaker 1: All look at this, it's landing on. My wallet was

1398
01:12:35,560 --> 01:12:40,280
Speaker 1: stolen yesterday. That's got to be traumatic. Isn't my fault

1399
01:12:40,320 --> 01:12:44,439
Speaker 1: that I left it in a locker, unlocked, unattended. Yeah, yes, okay,

1400
01:12:44,560 --> 01:12:48,160
Speaker 1: well yeah I did. Yesterday. I was at the gym

1401
01:12:48,680 --> 01:12:51,479
Speaker 1: and I left for like forty five minutes, and I

1402
01:12:51,560 --> 01:12:53,720
Speaker 1: came back and my entire bag was missing, and I

1403
01:12:53,800 --> 01:12:55,880
Speaker 1: was like, oh, they left the umbrella and the towel

1404
01:12:55,880 --> 01:12:58,960
Speaker 1: on my dirty clothes. It's really yeah, so I had

1405
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:02,800
Speaker 1: something to change, but into and money? Did they get

1406
01:13:02,960 --> 01:13:05,559
Speaker 1: like one hundred dollars? Right? And your credit cards are

1407
01:13:05,560 --> 01:13:07,640
Speaker 1: in there? You're your driver's license. Yeah, they took all

1408
01:13:07,680 --> 01:13:09,840
Speaker 1: that stuff too. They put the bag back, which was nice,

1409
01:13:09,960 --> 01:13:12,640
Speaker 1: but the wallet was Do you have a driver's license? Uh?

1410
01:13:13,160 --> 01:13:16,240
Speaker 1: Not anymore. That's now why I drive without a license. Ah,

1411
01:13:16,400 --> 01:13:19,000
Speaker 1: we're on the same team, buddy, I know. So what

1412
01:13:19,400 --> 01:13:23,200
Speaker 1: do you need? A driver's have to get that fixed? Yeah? Okay, finally, Uh,

1413
01:13:24,160 --> 01:13:28,519
Speaker 1: just stop it. I just want to pick. I talked

1414
01:13:28,600 --> 01:13:32,200
Speaker 1: myself out of getting beaten up. Oh my god, what happened? Okay?

1415
01:13:32,400 --> 01:13:36,360
Speaker 1: I was walking down frat row at Boston University and uh,

1416
01:13:36,560 --> 01:13:38,840
Speaker 1: there's one frat. It's hard for five dudes to get

1417
01:13:38,880 --> 01:13:41,800
Speaker 1: into a frat. One One of the guys said, uh,

1418
01:13:42,640 --> 01:13:45,680
Speaker 1: keep walking, you little bleep a bleep. It's you know,

1419
01:13:45,960 --> 01:13:47,560
Speaker 1: you can't eat get all this, and I was like,

1420
01:13:47,680 --> 01:13:49,439
Speaker 1: what are you gonna do? It's not even like you

1421
01:13:49,560 --> 01:13:52,760
Speaker 1: do anything about it if you could. He disappeared into

1422
01:13:52,760 --> 01:13:55,160
Speaker 1: the house. I was like, Wow, that worked. So I

1423
01:13:55,280 --> 01:13:58,080
Speaker 1: continued down the street and about five minutes later, he

1424
01:13:58,160 --> 01:14:01,080
Speaker 1: emerges from the house, followed by fifteen of his frat brothers.

1425
01:14:01,160 --> 01:14:04,880
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's hey, what'd you say? What do you

1426
01:14:04,960 --> 01:14:06,720
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do what? I'm sorry, can we just talk?

1427
01:14:06,760 --> 01:14:08,240
Speaker 1: I couldn't hear you back then. They were ready to

1428
01:14:08,320 --> 01:14:11,200
Speaker 1: beat you down. A well, as you know we're on

1429
01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:14,240
Speaker 1: the radio, we're all pretty good at talking in this room.

1430
01:14:14,520 --> 01:14:16,400
Speaker 1: So I was like, the only way to avoid a

1431
01:14:16,479 --> 01:14:19,800
Speaker 1: broken nose is to just start. So I went, hey,

1432
01:14:20,439 --> 01:14:23,080
Speaker 1: back there, I think, uh, well, he goes, no, what

1433
01:14:23,280 --> 01:14:25,880
Speaker 1: what'd you say? I didn't hear you. Well, I said

1434
01:14:27,240 --> 01:14:29,639
Speaker 1: that you wouldn't do anything about it, which is funny

1435
01:14:29,760 --> 01:14:31,760
Speaker 1: because now I see you're here and you're ready to

1436
01:14:31,840 --> 01:14:34,519
Speaker 1: do something about it, and clearly, with the amount of

1437
01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:37,000
Speaker 1: dudes you brought, I would lose if this progresses to

1438
01:14:37,080 --> 01:14:39,919
Speaker 1: a physical altercation. And you know what, you seem stronger

1439
01:14:39,960 --> 01:14:42,680
Speaker 1: than me. You're a lot bigger than me. So I

1440
01:14:42,880 --> 01:14:45,600
Speaker 1: think I'm sorry that I said that I misspoke, and

1441
01:14:45,880 --> 01:14:48,840
Speaker 1: I ramble on. I'm literally I go for ten fifteen minutes.

1442
01:14:49,240 --> 01:14:51,320
Speaker 1: Finally one of the frat dudes like they're in a

1443
01:14:51,400 --> 01:14:54,840
Speaker 1: circle around me, just like gang style, and he's just like, yo, dude,

1444
01:14:54,960 --> 01:15:01,479
Speaker 1: this guy's an idiot. We gotta go like, yeah, it was.

1445
01:15:01,840 --> 01:15:04,600
Speaker 1: It was bad. It was, but I didn't get beating up.

1446
01:15:04,640 --> 01:15:06,680
Speaker 1: And the next night the same thing happened in one

1447
01:15:06,720 --> 01:15:08,360
Speaker 1: of my friends and they did get beaten up on

1448
01:15:09,280 --> 01:15:11,479
Speaker 1: which that straight name. I punched Robbie just to shut

1449
01:15:11,560 --> 01:15:17,840
Speaker 1: him up, right, nice, that's not nice. I love the

1450
01:15:17,840 --> 01:15:19,880
Speaker 1: pictures that were posted. It was posted yesterday. It was

1451
01:15:20,439 --> 01:15:23,519
Speaker 1: straight Nate and Robbie, you do look like you look

1452
01:15:23,600 --> 01:15:28,599
Speaker 1: like his father. I'm way more attractive than Robbie who

1453
01:15:28,760 --> 01:15:31,920
Speaker 1: says that I said that. Did you see the one

1454
01:15:31,960 --> 01:15:36,600
Speaker 1: comment Nate, which one well, the one said, oh, the

1455
01:15:36,720 --> 01:15:39,760
Speaker 1: guy on the rights really cute. Looks like Nate's really hot.

1456
01:15:39,880 --> 01:15:41,360
Speaker 1: And then it turned out that I was the guy

1457
01:15:41,439 --> 01:15:46,519
Speaker 1: on the right. Okay, finally, on the list of Robbie

1458
01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:49,439
Speaker 1: Robbie topics, this is my one of my favorite ones.

1459
01:15:49,439 --> 01:15:52,080
Speaker 1: There were Servile I liked a lot. Ocean or space?

1460
01:15:52,680 --> 01:15:55,400
Speaker 1: Which would you rather go to? Which scares you more?

1461
01:15:55,880 --> 01:16:03,599
Speaker 1: Ocean or space? Which scares you more? Probably ocean scares

1462
01:16:03,640 --> 01:16:06,400
Speaker 1: you me too. I'd rather go to space because I

1463
01:16:06,439 --> 01:16:07,800
Speaker 1: don't know what's going to kill me. There. I know

1464
01:16:07,880 --> 01:16:11,120
Speaker 1: exactly what's gonna kill me. The Gandhi, this is impossible.

1465
01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:13,040
Speaker 1: I want to go to both so badly and just

1466
01:16:13,160 --> 01:16:16,599
Speaker 1: live inside of them. Pan or space. I would rather

1467
01:16:16,840 --> 01:16:20,160
Speaker 1: visit and explore the ocean closer, and if I like it,

1468
01:16:20,240 --> 01:16:22,680
Speaker 1: I can go back. Robbie, what was your answer? The

1469
01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:24,960
Speaker 1: space scares me more, but I'd also want to go

1470
01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:28,360
Speaker 1: to it more. Okay, all right, there you go. Here's

1471
01:16:28,400 --> 01:16:30,479
Speaker 1: the thing. So what Robbie did? He wrote all these

1472
01:16:30,520 --> 01:16:32,200
Speaker 1: things down on a sheet of paper. You know what

1473
01:16:32,280 --> 01:16:34,080
Speaker 1: you could do? You do it yourself, and when you

1474
01:16:34,160 --> 01:16:39,599
Speaker 1: go to a party this weekend, whip it out. Yes,

1475
01:16:39,680 --> 01:16:42,960
Speaker 1: look at that, rob Oh sorry getting lost in Japan

1476
01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:45,040
Speaker 1: at six years old. Maybe next time we'll get into that.

1477
01:16:45,120 --> 01:16:48,240
Speaker 1: Oh my good story. Yes, Gregory, what's what's up? You know?

1478
01:16:48,360 --> 01:16:51,559
Speaker 1: Today is Friday. It's supposed to be Greg's topic train today.

1479
01:16:52,680 --> 01:16:54,599
Speaker 1: You know, it's almost as if Robbie just did it. Yeah,

1480
01:16:57,000 --> 01:16:59,840
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm feeling a little bit uncomfortable now. You

1481
01:17:00,080 --> 01:17:02,200
Speaker 1: you you did a great thing. You took Krispy Kreme

1482
01:17:02,280 --> 01:17:05,760
Speaker 1: Donuts to the NYPD precincts, so you're you're good. I

1483
01:17:05,920 --> 01:17:08,599
Speaker 1: like his topics though. The ocean space is what's perfect.

1484
01:17:08,720 --> 01:17:11,240
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. We'll give you Robbie's topic list

1485
01:17:11,280 --> 01:17:16,080
Speaker 1: and you can turn it into your topic train. All right.

1486
01:17:16,479 --> 01:17:18,080
Speaker 1: By the way, when you go to the show at

1487
01:17:18,120 --> 01:17:19,800
Speaker 1: k to you, maybe Robbie will pop down there and

1488
01:17:19,840 --> 01:17:25,519
Speaker 1: here later. So you're off. You're back to college today,

1489
01:17:26,200 --> 01:17:29,840
Speaker 1: Monday off. So so Brodie says he doesn't think you

1490
01:17:29,880 --> 01:17:32,120
Speaker 1: could ever come back because the other interns don't like you.

1491
01:17:32,760 --> 01:17:38,160
Speaker 1: Is that, guys, please, I would love to come back,

1492
01:17:38,200 --> 01:17:40,439
Speaker 1: if you would have, you should come back. Robbie nice,

1493
01:17:40,840 --> 01:17:43,719
Speaker 1: But it's not my decision. It's totally it's totally Brodie's decision.

1494
01:17:43,760 --> 01:17:45,479
Speaker 1: He's giving me the eye, know, thanks giving me the

1495
01:17:46,320 --> 01:17:48,439
Speaker 1: all right, you're the best, Robbie, Thank you very much,

1496
01:17:48,479 --> 01:17:50,920
Speaker 1: Thank you. Good news is it's my show, So I'll

1497
01:17:50,920 --> 01:17:54,439
Speaker 1: make the final decision. Joy Boston, enjoy Boston. Don't get

1498
01:17:54,439 --> 01:17:57,000
Speaker 1: it an in five to stop running into concert. All right,

1499
01:17:57,040 --> 01:17:59,720
Speaker 1: the three things you need to know from Gandhi. All right,

1500
01:17:59,760 --> 01:18:02,000
Speaker 1: how would you guys handle this? Yesterday? I don't know

1501
01:18:02,040 --> 01:18:04,280
Speaker 1: if you saw the stories, but a packed flight sat

1502
01:18:04,400 --> 01:18:07,759
Speaker 1: on the tarmac at JFK for eight hours on a delay.

1503
01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:09,560
Speaker 1: It was supposed to go to Miami. They said that

1504
01:18:09,640 --> 01:18:11,479
Speaker 1: it was just bad weather in Miami, but they kept

1505
01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:14,160
Speaker 1: the passengers on that plane for eight hours. Imagine having

1506
01:18:14,240 --> 01:18:17,880
Speaker 1: kids on that plane. Delta. Yeah, it was really bad.

1507
01:18:17,920 --> 01:18:19,519
Speaker 1: People were tweeting. They were super upset. They had to

1508
01:18:19,520 --> 01:18:21,639
Speaker 1: call the police to come in and keep the peace. Yeah,

1509
01:18:21,640 --> 01:18:23,880
Speaker 1: it landed this morning after two am in a mind

1510
01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:26,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god, ended up taking off just after eleven

1511
01:18:26,320 --> 01:18:29,479
Speaker 1: last night. People are livid. All right. Postmates, the food

1512
01:18:29,560 --> 01:18:32,000
Speaker 1: delivery service, they're about to start testing robots, so a

1513
01:18:32,040 --> 01:18:34,040
Speaker 1: robot could show up at your house with some food. Good.

1514
01:18:34,120 --> 01:18:36,720
Speaker 1: I find that fascinating, But since they're just testing it,

1515
01:18:36,800 --> 01:18:38,880
Speaker 1: a human still has to be within like thirty feet.

1516
01:18:39,200 --> 01:18:41,280
Speaker 1: It can carry up to fifty pounds of stuff though,

1517
01:18:41,320 --> 01:18:42,960
Speaker 1: and if it works, the humans can go out. But

1518
01:18:43,200 --> 01:18:44,439
Speaker 1: if a human has to be with it, it's like

1519
01:18:44,479 --> 01:18:47,360
Speaker 1: having a puppet delivered dinner. Okay, there's a puppet tier

1520
01:18:47,439 --> 01:18:51,000
Speaker 1: behind my boot dinner server and talking about food. We're

1521
01:18:51,040 --> 01:18:54,719
Speaker 1: super excited because yesterday those twenty four thousand pasta passes

1522
01:18:54,760 --> 01:18:58,599
Speaker 1: for unlimited Pasta sold out within just one second. Twenty

1523
01:18:58,680 --> 01:19:01,879
Speaker 1: thousand of those people also registered for the unlimited lifetime

1524
01:19:01,960 --> 01:19:03,960
Speaker 1: Pasta and those people are going to find out this

1525
01:19:04,160 --> 01:19:06,640
Speaker 1: morning if in fact they won. Only fifty people are

1526
01:19:06,680 --> 01:19:08,639
Speaker 1: gonna get it. We want your card if you get one,

1527
01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:10,960
Speaker 1: and you have forty eight hours to claim, so good luck.

1528
01:19:11,120 --> 01:19:15,920
Speaker 1: I got one, I need one. You got a big moody.

1529
01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:18,800
Speaker 1: I love it. Daniel, he just dropped his pants right

1530
01:19:18,880 --> 01:19:21,720
Speaker 1: there from me. Hell yeah, I couldn't pay my rent,

1531
01:19:21,760 --> 01:19:24,720
Speaker 1: had to sleep with the manager Gandhi sometimes like I'm

1532
01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:26,679
Speaker 1: just trying to do some dirt. Can you leave me alone?

1533
01:19:26,920 --> 01:19:32,400
Speaker 1: Starting in the morning show brought to you by Blinded

1534
01:19:32,439 --> 01:19:34,639
Speaker 1: by the Light for anyone who's ever had a dream,

1535
01:19:34,720 --> 01:19:37,240
Speaker 1: You're not alone from the director of Bendett like Beckham

1536
01:19:37,360 --> 01:19:40,160
Speaker 1: Grinder Chada, inspired by a true story and the music

1537
01:19:40,200 --> 01:19:45,920
Speaker 1: and lyrics of Bruce Springsteen. Now playing so down the

1538
01:19:46,000 --> 01:19:50,640
Speaker 1: hall on the successful end of the building, there's a

1539
01:19:50,720 --> 01:19:52,880
Speaker 1: show called The Breakfast Club. I know you've heard of

1540
01:19:53,040 --> 01:19:55,519
Speaker 1: DJ Envy. You've heard of Charlottamagne. Well now they're here

1541
01:19:55,560 --> 01:19:59,400
Speaker 1: with us. Good morning, we're god father. What's happening. We're

1542
01:19:59,439 --> 01:20:01,639
Speaker 1: kind of hoping the your your ratings were Robolf Autos.

1543
01:20:01,840 --> 01:20:05,080
Speaker 1: Please rub We're doing okay. So Charlottamagne Envy, thank you

1544
01:20:05,120 --> 01:20:07,000
Speaker 1: for coming down. I know you have a busy, busy schedule.

1545
01:20:07,040 --> 01:20:09,800
Speaker 1: You guys are always flying around and painting cars and

1546
01:20:10,479 --> 01:20:14,719
Speaker 1: now I don't paint no car. That's Envy those beautiful cars.

1547
01:20:14,840 --> 01:20:17,479
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Anyway, so I know you guys

1548
01:20:17,520 --> 01:20:19,760
Speaker 1: don't don't have long so I'm not gonna waste your time.

1549
01:20:20,200 --> 01:20:23,080
Speaker 1: The other day, uh, Danielle and Gandi and I came

1550
01:20:23,160 --> 01:20:26,000
Speaker 1: up with this idea ask a white man. But it's

1551
01:20:26,040 --> 01:20:28,040
Speaker 1: nothing but white men in here, right, I have a

1552
01:20:28,080 --> 01:20:31,080
Speaker 1: lot of questions for them. Oh you have a lot

1553
01:20:31,120 --> 01:20:34,479
Speaker 1: of questions. I mean Gandhi's brown. Yes, yeah, So I

1554
01:20:34,520 --> 01:20:37,120
Speaker 1: mean you're you're allowed to play too, right? Oh? Good? Thanks? So,

1555
01:20:37,400 --> 01:20:39,040
Speaker 1: but you know I'm also gay guys, so you can

1556
01:20:39,280 --> 01:20:41,760
Speaker 1: actually do ask a gay or ask a white man.

1557
01:20:41,800 --> 01:20:43,559
Speaker 1: You wanted to do a gay guy, I know you can.

1558
01:20:44,040 --> 01:20:47,600
Speaker 1: I know, a freaky Friday. But by the way, I

1559
01:20:47,680 --> 01:20:49,240
Speaker 1: have a new segment coming up here. I mean it's

1560
01:20:49,240 --> 01:20:55,320
Speaker 1: called Honky of the Day. Okay, we'll get because I

1561
01:20:55,479 --> 01:20:58,960
Speaker 1: try to come up with a much as original original

1562
01:20:59,040 --> 01:21:04,519
Speaker 1: material as I can't. Welcome to Ask a White Guy

1563
01:21:04,960 --> 01:21:08,920
Speaker 1: or Ask a Gay okay, starring our special guest, DJ

1564
01:21:09,160 --> 01:21:13,560
Speaker 1: Envy and Charlotmagne. Hey, hey, okay, that's where you have

1565
01:21:13,600 --> 01:21:16,640
Speaker 1: to ask a question. Oh um, Okay, I guess my

1566
01:21:16,720 --> 01:21:19,679
Speaker 1: first question is for a white guy. Okay, why don't

1567
01:21:19,840 --> 01:21:25,720
Speaker 1: white people find Taylor Swift annoying? I don't know some

1568
01:21:25,880 --> 01:21:29,320
Speaker 1: people do? Wait, hold on, do you guys find her annoying?

1569
01:21:29,600 --> 01:21:32,320
Speaker 1: I actually like her, find her extremely annoying, especially when

1570
01:21:32,360 --> 01:21:34,000
Speaker 1: she wins the awards of the award shows and acts

1571
01:21:34,040 --> 01:21:37,160
Speaker 1: like she didn't know she was gonna win. I hate

1572
01:21:37,160 --> 01:21:40,760
Speaker 1: that faith suprise, I hate that faith surprise stuff. Well

1573
01:21:40,800 --> 01:21:43,320
Speaker 1: you know what, she's gonna be here next Friday. Okay,

1574
01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:45,960
Speaker 1: gosh it all that surprise. I didn't know she was coming.

1575
01:21:50,200 --> 01:21:52,760
Speaker 1: You were listening to Ask a White Guy and Ask

1576
01:21:52,840 --> 01:21:56,200
Speaker 1: a Gay with DJ Envy and Charlotamagne. Yes, so I

1577
01:21:56,320 --> 01:21:58,800
Speaker 1: have a question, Yes, go right ahead, Envy White guys, Yes,

1578
01:21:58,960 --> 01:22:00,760
Speaker 1: why do you let your kids shoe out and you

1579
01:22:00,800 --> 01:22:04,400
Speaker 1: don't do nothing back to them. Great question all I

1580
01:22:04,479 --> 01:22:05,920
Speaker 1: have as a schnauzer. So I don't know. You know,

1581
01:22:05,960 --> 01:22:07,920
Speaker 1: we'll go to a white woman Danielle, you know, and

1582
01:22:08,080 --> 01:22:10,120
Speaker 1: my house that doesn't have him could because my husband's

1583
01:22:10,200 --> 01:22:12,560
Speaker 1: British in Europe. So you don't take that crap. But

1584
01:22:12,920 --> 01:22:15,720
Speaker 1: in some houses, Froggy, you take this one. No, there's

1585
01:22:15,720 --> 01:22:17,960
Speaker 1: absolutely no chance my son is ever going to curse

1586
01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:21,160
Speaker 1: at me. Well, obviously zero chance. Obviously Mby has seen this. No, brody,

1587
01:22:21,240 --> 01:22:23,840
Speaker 1: you have the three daughters. Surely they win every fight. Oh,

1588
01:22:23,880 --> 01:22:26,040
Speaker 1: I would say a new segment. Ask a white woman,

1589
01:22:26,120 --> 01:22:33,160
Speaker 1: because my wife lets it happen me. It's totally fine. Curious,

1590
01:22:33,439 --> 01:22:35,400
Speaker 1: it's curious they got three daughters to brody, so I

1591
01:22:35,479 --> 01:22:37,640
Speaker 1: know the feeling. I just let them run all over

1592
01:22:37,720 --> 01:22:42,160
Speaker 1: me in my house. A great questions, A great question,

1593
01:22:42,200 --> 01:22:43,880
Speaker 1: though I never thought there would be a problem. You know, Gandhi,

1594
01:22:43,920 --> 01:22:45,960
Speaker 1: you can play too, you know. Okay, So ask a

1595
01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:48,000
Speaker 1: white guy. Ask a gay all right, why is clapping

1596
01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:50,800
Speaker 1: on with them so difficult? It's not for me because

1597
01:22:50,840 --> 01:22:53,680
Speaker 1: gay guys have rhythm. What kind of clapping are we

1598
01:22:53,760 --> 01:23:04,280
Speaker 1: talking about? Well, that's where I lose my rhythm. Oh yeah,

1599
01:23:04,320 --> 01:23:05,920
Speaker 1: this is going well. You know, it's taking a little

1600
01:23:05,960 --> 01:23:07,920
Speaker 1: time for you guys to you know, squeeze out some questions.

1601
01:23:08,439 --> 01:23:10,400
Speaker 1: I got one. It gonna hold back. Yes, Charlota is

1602
01:23:10,439 --> 01:23:13,040
Speaker 1: Kelly Clarkson since you've been gone the white version of

1603
01:23:13,080 --> 01:23:22,600
Speaker 1: a negro spiritual? Yes, yes, she is a Negro spiritual.

1604
01:23:24,600 --> 01:23:28,479
Speaker 1: Later all right, okay, I get it. That's a fair question.

1605
01:23:29,000 --> 01:23:32,040
Speaker 1: The answer is yes, yes, y'all. That's the holy ghost

1606
01:23:32,080 --> 01:23:34,120
Speaker 1: when that comes home. Absolutely, that's like y'all in a

1607
01:23:34,160 --> 01:23:37,400
Speaker 1: black church. I've seen it. Yes, I love I love it.

1608
01:23:37,520 --> 01:23:44,639
Speaker 1: I love Jesus who leaves you? Do no Swiss Swiss, Jesus,

1609
01:23:45,000 --> 01:23:52,080
Speaker 1: Swiss Jesus cheddar Jesus Jesus, please give it? Do it?

1610
01:23:52,200 --> 01:23:55,200
Speaker 1: You guys, you haven't heard this before. Sary was about

1611
01:23:55,200 --> 01:23:57,920
Speaker 1: to play another white Negro spiritual. Charlotta mane' has never

1612
01:23:58,000 --> 01:24:00,680
Speaker 1: heard you praised? You never heard me praised? Cheese. No,

1613
01:24:00,880 --> 01:24:04,200
Speaker 1: let's go, Elvis take them the church. Godfather, you're ready

1614
01:24:04,240 --> 01:24:12,800
Speaker 1: to go. Oh my god, I'm feel Godfather. I love

1615
01:24:13,040 --> 01:24:17,000
Speaker 1: some goody. I love me some bleed cheese because I

1616
01:24:17,200 --> 01:24:23,679
Speaker 1: love n al Right, collection, pl there's nothing that gets

1617
01:24:23,800 --> 01:24:28,160
Speaker 1: me going like some monster. I love American cheesus, even

1618
01:24:28,240 --> 01:24:32,200
Speaker 1: though someone aku with the American cheese ain't cheese. I

1619
01:24:32,320 --> 01:24:36,200
Speaker 1: love I love some good, I love ay Jack, I

1620
01:24:36,439 --> 01:24:50,920
Speaker 1: love esusy you know, every time and charm visit our

1621
01:24:50,960 --> 01:24:54,080
Speaker 1: show we go, we just drive, run on. You're supposed

1622
01:24:54,080 --> 01:24:56,920
Speaker 1: to be Ask a white man, ask a gag man.

1623
01:24:57,240 --> 01:25:00,559
Speaker 1: I got okay, white guys, yes, why do always show

1624
01:25:00,560 --> 01:25:06,559
Speaker 1: it to the winter. That's a good guy. Because her

1625
01:25:06,680 --> 01:25:12,200
Speaker 1: legs match the snout I do. I love wearing shorts.

1626
01:25:14,439 --> 01:25:17,120
Speaker 1: We don't have. We don't feel temperature below our wieners.

1627
01:25:18,120 --> 01:25:19,720
Speaker 1: I think they I think they just want to show

1628
01:25:19,760 --> 01:25:25,000
Speaker 1: that their white skin is superior in all temperature, all

1629
01:25:25,120 --> 01:25:30,719
Speaker 1: year round. We have four seasons of being superior. Anybody

1630
01:25:30,760 --> 01:25:33,880
Speaker 1: else want to go? Come on? Okay white men? Yes?

1631
01:25:34,080 --> 01:25:36,160
Speaker 1: Do white people think? O J did it? Y yea

1632
01:25:42,840 --> 01:25:47,360
Speaker 1: black people? Not this black person? But um yes, well

1633
01:25:48,360 --> 01:25:51,080
Speaker 1: I'm open. I'm open to have a conversation. So who

1634
01:25:51,160 --> 01:25:54,000
Speaker 1: did it? I actually heard a rum of last week

1635
01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:55,760
Speaker 1: it could have been his son. Yeah, I heard that too,

1636
01:25:55,920 --> 01:26:05,960
Speaker 1: that documentary fall for That's what I mean. That's what

1637
01:26:06,040 --> 01:26:09,320
Speaker 1: I How old was his kid? Then? Old enough? But

1638
01:26:09,439 --> 01:26:11,479
Speaker 1: let me tell you swing a nice Let me tell

1639
01:26:11,479 --> 01:26:12,920
Speaker 1: you something. You know what I mean. I'm open minded.

1640
01:26:12,960 --> 01:26:15,759
Speaker 1: I'll listen to any and everyone's opinion. And I cannot

1641
01:26:15,800 --> 01:26:18,439
Speaker 1: one percent disagree with you. I can't. I wasn't there,

1642
01:26:18,520 --> 01:26:20,560
Speaker 1: I didn't see it happen. No, OJ did it? He

1643
01:26:20,640 --> 01:26:23,679
Speaker 1: did it, didn't do it? You don't know that. I don't.

1644
01:26:23,720 --> 01:26:26,439
Speaker 1: I don't know for sure, but it's ninety nine percent.

1645
01:26:30,920 --> 01:26:33,439
Speaker 1: How are you innocent for that? But you're found guilty

1646
01:26:33,520 --> 01:26:36,920
Speaker 1: for what? Everything? He found guilty for something was dealing

1647
01:26:36,960 --> 01:26:40,280
Speaker 1: his own stuff? Bas okay, I'll go okay. Questions Ask

1648
01:26:40,360 --> 01:26:42,160
Speaker 1: a white guy, ask a gay Do you guys are here?

1649
01:26:42,320 --> 01:26:47,280
Speaker 1: Why have people really consider manna's a delicacy? I will

1650
01:26:47,320 --> 01:26:50,000
Speaker 1: throw up a people maynaids anywhere near me. It's not

1651
01:26:50,120 --> 01:26:52,000
Speaker 1: a delicacy, but it's so good on so many things.

1652
01:26:52,040 --> 01:26:53,679
Speaker 1: I know you hate manna? Yeah? Why are they eating

1653
01:26:53,720 --> 01:26:58,800
Speaker 1: it out the jar? And I don't you ever seen it?

1654
01:26:59,160 --> 01:27:02,160
Speaker 1: I would never help me. Yes, Do you want to

1655
01:27:02,160 --> 01:27:04,160
Speaker 1: ask a black guy anything while we're here? Yeah? Why

1656
01:27:04,200 --> 01:27:09,479
Speaker 1: you hate mayonnaise? Just disgusting? It is Satan's condiment. It's gross.

1657
01:27:10,040 --> 01:27:11,760
Speaker 1: Let me tell you a reason why I don't like

1658
01:27:11,880 --> 01:27:14,479
Speaker 1: to go skiing because because because it's all white people,

1659
01:27:14,520 --> 01:27:17,040
Speaker 1: and I think if it's I never see black people's skiing,

1660
01:27:17,520 --> 01:27:20,639
Speaker 1: don't you go skiing? No, no, no answer me. Why

1661
01:27:20,760 --> 01:27:23,120
Speaker 1: don't you want to go skiing? Na? I just never

1662
01:27:23,240 --> 01:27:25,439
Speaker 1: thought about it, exactly. I don't think that doesn't look

1663
01:27:25,479 --> 01:27:27,080
Speaker 1: fun to me, like getting on a slide and just

1664
01:27:27,160 --> 01:27:29,120
Speaker 1: going down a hill. And let me be honest with you,

1665
01:27:29,280 --> 01:27:32,639
Speaker 1: it's not so. You know me, I got a little

1666
01:27:32,680 --> 01:27:34,800
Speaker 1: black in me. Why are you doing it? Look, I

1667
01:27:34,840 --> 01:27:37,160
Speaker 1: don't do it. That's my pop. I refused to go

1668
01:27:37,240 --> 01:27:39,000
Speaker 1: skiing because it's just it's just like a bunch of

1669
01:27:39,040 --> 01:27:43,120
Speaker 1: white people helps when you get black in you. Name

1670
01:27:46,920 --> 01:27:49,760
Speaker 1: it was about it wasn't that long ago. Maybe don't

1671
01:27:49,800 --> 01:27:52,040
Speaker 1: get in trouble with Alex maybe eleven years a right,

1672
01:27:53,280 --> 01:27:58,040
Speaker 1: eleven years scary. I have a question for a by

1673
01:27:58,040 --> 01:28:01,200
Speaker 1: the way, scary, the whitest man in America. Okay, go right,

1674
01:28:01,280 --> 01:28:03,400
Speaker 1: head scary. Why don't you ever peel the stickers off

1675
01:28:03,479 --> 01:28:16,719
Speaker 1: your baseball cap? That's a good question. And he's wearing

1676
01:28:16,720 --> 01:28:19,559
Speaker 1: a Yankees I don't know why I have stick How

1677
01:28:19,640 --> 01:28:26,040
Speaker 1: much was that white man? Brody says he knows the

1678
01:28:26,120 --> 01:28:32,240
Speaker 1: name the answer, yes, master black, Yes, I asked the

1679
01:28:32,320 --> 01:28:34,599
Speaker 1: black man with a sticker on his hat, and he said,

1680
01:28:34,880 --> 01:28:41,040
Speaker 1: so it remains fresh out the box like that many time.

1681
01:28:41,080 --> 01:28:42,960
Speaker 1: You see me keeping the stickers on my stuffs because

1682
01:28:42,960 --> 01:28:48,000
Speaker 1: I'm taking it back bad from Barney in New York.

1683
01:28:48,040 --> 01:28:50,160
Speaker 1: Because I took him back some jeans, he definitely did.

1684
01:28:50,680 --> 01:28:52,880
Speaker 1: I had some stupid I was. This is early on

1685
01:28:52,960 --> 01:28:55,080
Speaker 1: with the Brex Club. I bought a fifteen hundred dollars

1686
01:28:55,120 --> 01:28:57,960
Speaker 1: jeans from Barneys, and then after the Heart Festival, I

1687
01:28:57,960 --> 01:28:59,800
Speaker 1: took him right back, kept three seats on thout the

1688
01:28:59,800 --> 01:29:02,320
Speaker 1: whole and everything exactly. What are you talked about through

1689
01:29:02,400 --> 01:29:05,760
Speaker 1: the air when you brought it back? That's why must

1690
01:29:06,200 --> 01:29:09,439
Speaker 1: forget They listened to you down down at the barney. Yeah,

1691
01:29:10,360 --> 01:29:12,240
Speaker 1: but white women do this all the time. We buy

1692
01:29:12,280 --> 01:29:15,080
Speaker 1: a fancy dress for something, and we stick the tags

1693
01:29:15,120 --> 01:29:19,080
Speaker 1: and then we return it after Okay, okay, okay. Why

1694
01:29:19,240 --> 01:29:22,240
Speaker 1: grape soda. I'm a drape soda. I'm a water guy.

1695
01:29:23,040 --> 01:29:24,760
Speaker 1: I'd never been in a grape soda. Grape soda was

1696
01:29:24,840 --> 01:29:26,599
Speaker 1: usually cheap in you know, used to get grape sod

1697
01:29:26,640 --> 01:29:28,040
Speaker 1: of for fifty cents, so you know, with the off

1698
01:29:28,080 --> 01:29:32,160
Speaker 1: Brandt was What was the one I supposed to make

1699
01:29:32,200 --> 01:29:33,680
Speaker 1: it so that you can't have babies? What was that?

1700
01:29:34,000 --> 01:29:38,559
Speaker 1: I can't remember. It was a soda that allegedly grape soda,

1701
01:29:38,600 --> 01:29:41,960
Speaker 1: that it stopped you from having babies only quota you

1702
01:29:42,080 --> 01:29:47,560
Speaker 1: were you were using grape soda as birth control. I

1703
01:29:47,720 --> 01:29:53,200
Speaker 1: got five kids. Definitely, it's like using a spermacidal jelly

1704
01:29:54,080 --> 01:29:57,080
Speaker 1: smuckers grape. It's the white people out there listening, like,

1705
01:29:57,120 --> 01:29:58,759
Speaker 1: we really have to do more in the black community.

1706
01:29:58,880 --> 01:30:04,720
Speaker 1: The grape soda birth control. They'll never know for more

1707
01:30:04,800 --> 01:30:09,760
Speaker 1: money in the tropical fantasy allegedly, I'm gonna go get

1708
01:30:09,760 --> 01:30:13,640
Speaker 1: me a case of that Gandhi. Any questions for you

1709
01:30:13,720 --> 01:30:16,160
Speaker 1: could do, questions for the black guy or the white guy,

1710
01:30:16,320 --> 01:30:17,840
Speaker 1: or the gig for the white people in the room,

1711
01:30:17,920 --> 01:30:20,120
Speaker 1: not just the guys. Come. You never talk about your

1712
01:30:20,120 --> 01:30:23,320
Speaker 1: cousins or have family reunions because they all sleep with

1713
01:30:23,400 --> 01:30:33,120
Speaker 1: each other. So it's we do. Yeah, we do family

1714
01:30:33,160 --> 01:30:37,439
Speaker 1: reunions in private in the dark. Our trees have no branches.

1715
01:30:37,520 --> 01:30:42,680
Speaker 1: That's all, okay, Now, hold on, the texts are coming in.

1716
01:30:44,000 --> 01:30:46,439
Speaker 1: Why do black people wear winter coats in the summer?

1717
01:30:47,280 --> 01:30:49,160
Speaker 1: That is the nutrient that just thought happen as soon

1718
01:30:49,160 --> 01:30:51,840
Speaker 1: as you to hide your gun or hid something. Stop

1719
01:30:52,240 --> 01:30:55,400
Speaker 1: you stop with those negative stereotypes. That is true. I

1720
01:30:55,520 --> 01:30:58,400
Speaker 1: think I think it's because it looks good, because in

1721
01:30:58,479 --> 01:31:00,559
Speaker 1: a winter coach looked great. By the way, you can

1722
01:31:00,600 --> 01:31:02,200
Speaker 1: only get away with that if you're a rapper. I'm

1723
01:31:02,240 --> 01:31:03,880
Speaker 1: not that cool yet, Like I see rappers do that

1724
01:31:03,880 --> 01:31:05,160
Speaker 1: all the time. I'm like, how is he getting away

1725
01:31:05,200 --> 01:31:07,840
Speaker 1: with that? This is I'm not that cool yet. That

1726
01:31:07,880 --> 01:31:09,479
Speaker 1: means you feel like you're on your way to being cool.

1727
01:31:09,600 --> 01:31:11,160
Speaker 1: Maybe I've been trying it. I'm been starting with like

1728
01:31:11,560 --> 01:31:14,479
Speaker 1: long sleeved t shirts into something. Dude. Next year I

1729
01:31:14,560 --> 01:31:16,680
Speaker 1: might be moved up to the leather jackets to get

1730
01:31:16,720 --> 01:31:20,320
Speaker 1: the gateway garment question. Yes then DJMV white people. Yes,

1731
01:31:20,920 --> 01:31:22,880
Speaker 1: why don't you wash your chicken before you eat it?

1732
01:31:23,000 --> 01:31:26,200
Speaker 1: I always wash my chicken chicken. I always wash my chicken.

1733
01:31:26,439 --> 01:31:30,600
Speaker 1: But apparently you're not supposed to splatters everywhere. You know

1734
01:31:30,640 --> 01:31:32,400
Speaker 1: who came up with that rule? A white man, And

1735
01:31:32,520 --> 01:31:37,040
Speaker 1: that's why we should not take it serious. Okay, stop it.

1736
01:31:37,120 --> 01:31:38,800
Speaker 1: The white man told us not to wash our chicken.

1737
01:31:39,760 --> 01:31:41,320
Speaker 1: You've been washing our chicken for years and all of

1738
01:31:41,320 --> 01:31:43,920
Speaker 1: a sudden like, stop washing your chicken? Why? What is

1739
01:31:43,920 --> 01:31:46,040
Speaker 1: the reason? No? I washing my chick. You know who

1740
01:31:46,080 --> 01:31:48,080
Speaker 1: taught me to do that. My friend Charmaine, who is

1741
01:31:48,120 --> 01:31:50,000
Speaker 1: black by the way, She's like, why don't you white

1742
01:31:50,040 --> 01:31:51,479
Speaker 1: people watch your check? You know what? From now on,

1743
01:31:51,520 --> 01:31:53,280
Speaker 1: I will wash my chicken because I'm listening to you.

1744
01:31:53,360 --> 01:31:55,080
Speaker 1: I love you. Where you know doctor I said, don't

1745
01:31:55,120 --> 01:31:57,040
Speaker 1: wash the chicken. Yeah, because he doesn't want it, doesn't

1746
01:31:57,080 --> 01:31:58,920
Speaker 1: want you just fla your bacteria. He's a white man.

1747
01:32:02,200 --> 01:32:04,200
Speaker 1: What that question? What does that text me question that

1748
01:32:04,240 --> 01:32:06,439
Speaker 1: elder doesn't want to ask. I want to see black

1749
01:32:06,520 --> 01:32:09,599
Speaker 1: people swim. I see black people swimming all the time.

1750
01:32:10,240 --> 01:32:12,519
Speaker 1: I don't know. We can't swim. No, that's why don't

1751
01:32:12,520 --> 01:32:14,439
Speaker 1: you ski? You don't like to ski. We just talked

1752
01:32:14,439 --> 01:32:16,000
Speaker 1: about that. Where have you been? But he didn't say

1753
01:32:16,000 --> 01:32:19,080
Speaker 1: why because it's too cold and black people using on

1754
01:32:19,160 --> 01:32:21,559
Speaker 1: swim because you don't have pools. We don't have pools,

1755
01:32:21,560 --> 01:32:23,000
Speaker 1: so we don't learn how to swim. Yeah, we usually

1756
01:32:23,439 --> 01:32:26,639
Speaker 1: don't grow we I mean my daughters know how to swim.

1757
01:32:26,760 --> 01:32:28,360
Speaker 1: That has changed. But you got some money, bro, You

1758
01:32:28,439 --> 01:32:30,240
Speaker 1: got some money, bro, I'm doing I got a pool

1759
01:32:30,360 --> 01:32:32,360
Speaker 1: I'm doing. I don't have no pool. You got pool money?

1760
01:32:32,400 --> 01:32:36,439
Speaker 1: No no pool? I guess how's your careers going? I

1761
01:32:36,520 --> 01:32:42,439
Speaker 1: got pool money. We don't like to ski down slope. Well,

1762
01:32:42,840 --> 01:32:44,680
Speaker 1: no one has the gay guy question. It's all been

1763
01:32:44,760 --> 01:32:47,040
Speaker 1: a whine gay questions. It's got to have a gay

1764
01:32:47,080 --> 01:32:50,360
Speaker 1: guy question. Come on, Charlotte, you got tons of them.

1765
01:32:50,400 --> 01:32:52,680
Speaker 1: I have. I mean, I had have so many gay

1766
01:32:52,720 --> 01:32:54,280
Speaker 1: guy questions. I mean I don't I don't know. I

1767
01:32:54,400 --> 01:32:55,800
Speaker 1: talked to gay guys all the time, so I don't

1768
01:32:55,800 --> 01:32:57,599
Speaker 1: know why you come over, will answer a few of those.

1769
01:32:59,360 --> 01:33:03,519
Speaker 1: Don't see you with a good time, Elvis Duran anyway, Well,

1770
01:33:03,560 --> 01:33:05,880
Speaker 1: thank you guys for coming in. Yes, I appreciate it.

1771
01:33:06,080 --> 01:33:08,559
Speaker 1: Did you envy? Thank chart? I do have a question

1772
01:33:08,600 --> 01:33:09,760
Speaker 1: for a gay guy, but I just don't know if

1773
01:33:09,760 --> 01:33:12,880
Speaker 1: it's appropriate. Okay, well we have a dumb button. I

1774
01:33:12,920 --> 01:33:15,160
Speaker 1: would just say, do do gay men think that they

1775
01:33:15,240 --> 01:33:19,680
Speaker 1: give filatio better than women? Yes? Oh that's a quick answer. Yeah,

1776
01:33:19,720 --> 01:33:24,360
Speaker 1: how do you You can't say that? You can't say that.

1777
01:33:25,200 --> 01:33:27,599
Speaker 1: We just had to hit the dumb button because Charlotte,

1778
01:33:29,040 --> 01:33:30,519
Speaker 1: I don't want to know what the taste test was, like,

1779
01:33:32,800 --> 01:33:35,759
Speaker 1: just who brings the lou But how do you decide

1780
01:33:35,800 --> 01:33:38,439
Speaker 1: who brings the loupe? But I don't know. It's good

1781
01:33:38,520 --> 01:33:41,240
Speaker 1: to heaven, ready to go at all time. That's why

1782
01:33:41,280 --> 01:33:44,040
Speaker 1: I keeps slipping off my chair. Yeah, I mean, I

1783
01:33:44,640 --> 01:33:46,519
Speaker 1: just don't. I don't really have questions because I mean,

1784
01:33:47,240 --> 01:33:50,360
Speaker 1: gay people are just people too. Yeah, but no, but

1785
01:33:50,680 --> 01:33:57,840
Speaker 1: but white people are white people. Aren't we welcome to

1786
01:33:58,080 --> 01:34:00,559
Speaker 1: ask a white guy? Ask a gay with DJ Envy

1787
01:34:00,600 --> 01:34:09,519
Speaker 1: and Charlemagne from the Breakfast Club And I'm all right,

1788
01:34:09,560 --> 01:34:14,200
Speaker 1: get out of here. We got we gotta clean up

1789
01:34:14,200 --> 01:34:21,400
Speaker 1: this message. You know what makes me mad? They can

1790
01:34:21,439 --> 01:34:23,240
Speaker 1: get away with so much more in their show. They can.

1791
01:34:23,439 --> 01:34:24,880
Speaker 1: And you know, but if we tried to do half

1792
01:34:24,880 --> 01:34:26,439
Speaker 1: the stuff they do do on their show, that they

1793
01:34:26,439 --> 01:34:28,840
Speaker 1: would they would run us out of town. Yeah, I

1794
01:34:28,960 --> 01:34:31,599
Speaker 1: love them. No one knows a guy like another guy.

1795
01:34:32,920 --> 01:34:36,200
Speaker 1: I'll be back on that question, scarious, scary, I don't know.

1796
01:34:36,320 --> 01:34:37,760
Speaker 1: I just you know, you coming up with your own

1797
01:34:37,800 --> 01:34:41,120
Speaker 1: conclusion there. Anyway, that was great. This is what I

1798
01:34:41,200 --> 01:34:43,840
Speaker 1: love about where we work. We we know, even though

1799
01:34:43,880 --> 01:34:46,640
Speaker 1: we were with six radio stations in this one this

1800
01:34:46,800 --> 01:34:49,679
Speaker 1: one building, we just have the best people working here. Really,

1801
01:34:49,920 --> 01:34:52,880
Speaker 1: and Envy and Charlemagne. They have just been just they've

1802
01:34:52,920 --> 01:34:55,320
Speaker 1: been so great to us and so supportive. That's why

1803
01:34:55,400 --> 01:34:58,240
Speaker 1: anytime they want to do anything, I gotta say, support them,

1804
01:34:58,600 --> 01:35:02,400
Speaker 1: always be there for them. That's her family. It's her family,

1805
01:35:02,840 --> 01:35:06,599
Speaker 1: even though they ask embarrassing question. We have two minutes here, scary,

1806
01:35:06,600 --> 01:35:09,919
Speaker 1: so let's get into the Danielle report. All right, Danielle,

1807
01:35:11,160 --> 01:35:15,240
Speaker 1: so good luck. So Metallica donated two hundred and seventy

1808
01:35:15,280 --> 01:35:19,480
Speaker 1: seven thousand dollars to a pediatric cancer hospital in Romania.

1809
01:35:19,600 --> 01:35:22,800
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool news. And Nick Carter and Howie d

1810
01:35:23,000 --> 01:35:25,200
Speaker 1: from the Backstreet Boys helped a couple get engaged at

1811
01:35:25,240 --> 01:35:28,320
Speaker 1: a club in Boston. So everybody's doing pretty cool things. Uh.

1812
01:35:28,640 --> 01:35:31,760
Speaker 1: Let's see. Halsey said that she quit smoking after ten

1813
01:35:31,920 --> 01:35:38,040
Speaker 1: years she started. She started when she was fourteen, thank you,

1814
01:35:38,120 --> 01:35:41,519
Speaker 1: which I was fourteen years old, which is crazy, but

1815
01:35:41,920 --> 01:35:44,240
Speaker 1: you know, my dad was nine when he started, and

1816
01:35:44,360 --> 01:35:45,960
Speaker 1: he stopped when I was like, you know, when I

1817
01:35:46,040 --> 01:35:48,880
Speaker 1: was a little kid. But sometimes the damage is already done.

1818
01:35:48,920 --> 01:35:51,080
Speaker 1: So let's hope. Let's hope that's not the case of Halsey.

1819
01:35:51,120 --> 01:35:53,559
Speaker 1: She's very happy that she quit and like you said, um,

1820
01:35:54,040 --> 01:35:58,080
Speaker 1: what's her name? Took to social and congratulated her. Yeah,

1821
01:35:58,160 --> 01:36:00,200
Speaker 1: Kelly Clarkson was so happy. He was proud of her.

1822
01:36:00,479 --> 01:36:03,000
Speaker 1: You know what, Kellny Clarkson has been on our minds

1823
01:36:03,080 --> 01:36:05,320
Speaker 1: a lot lately. I know she has her new show

1824
01:36:05,360 --> 01:36:08,200
Speaker 1: coming out. When the show start, do we know soon? No?

1825
01:36:08,439 --> 01:36:11,519
Speaker 1: Very soon. She is she is just has always been

1826
01:36:11,640 --> 01:36:15,320
Speaker 1: the nicest person. And I swear when she comes in

1827
01:36:15,400 --> 01:36:17,800
Speaker 1: a room, she finds something positive to say about everyone.

1828
01:36:17,840 --> 01:36:19,800
Speaker 1: I love Kelly Car. She will try to give you

1829
01:36:19,920 --> 01:36:21,840
Speaker 1: like just a little hey, I love your shirt, Oh

1830
01:36:21,920 --> 01:36:23,880
Speaker 1: my gosh, your eyes match your hair like She's just

1831
01:36:23,960 --> 01:36:26,360
Speaker 1: so nice. Her show starts September ninth, and we will

1832
01:36:26,400 --> 01:36:28,240
Speaker 1: support our friend Kelly Car. Yeah, we love her. We

1833
01:36:28,320 --> 01:36:31,160
Speaker 1: gotta get on the show find me Away. So Jimmy

1834
01:36:31,240 --> 01:36:33,639
Speaker 1: Kimmel got find three hundred and ninety five thousand dollars

1835
01:36:33,880 --> 01:36:37,360
Speaker 1: because he misused the emergency alert system. That's what happens.

1836
01:36:37,439 --> 01:36:39,600
Speaker 1: The FCC will find you. That's why we don't do

1837
01:36:39,680 --> 01:36:41,519
Speaker 1: that here. It's a series of beeps and if you

1838
01:36:41,600 --> 01:36:43,320
Speaker 1: hear it coming from a radio station, you know there's

1839
01:36:43,320 --> 01:36:45,280
Speaker 1: an emergency going on, and everyone tall will test the

1840
01:36:45,320 --> 01:36:47,320
Speaker 1: system and those are the beeps. But you can only

1841
01:36:47,400 --> 01:36:49,760
Speaker 1: legally play them. If it's a test, I'll play him

1842
01:36:49,760 --> 01:36:54,360
Speaker 1: for you don't care any So Amazon did something pretty

1843
01:36:54,360 --> 01:36:57,040
Speaker 1: cool to promote the new season of The Marvelous Missus Mazel.

1844
01:36:57,560 --> 01:37:00,479
Speaker 1: They sold the thirty cent gas at a certain gas

1845
01:37:00,520 --> 01:37:02,400
Speaker 1: station in Los Angeles, because that's how much it was

1846
01:37:02,479 --> 01:37:05,960
Speaker 1: at the time that the show would supposedly have been set. Well,

1847
01:37:06,040 --> 01:37:09,519
Speaker 1: let me just tell you it caused chaos at this game.

1848
01:37:12,560 --> 01:37:15,560
Speaker 1: So yeah, it was not good people. Police had to

1849
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Speaker 1: be called. It was crazy. Gas is up to like

1850
01:37:17,640 --> 01:37:20,200
Speaker 1: fifty cents a gallon now, right, something like that, something

1851
01:37:20,240 --> 01:37:22,160
Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, all right, Danielle, thank you so much.

1852
01:37:22,680 --> 01:37:25,240
Speaker 1: All Right, God knows what's gonna happen next. This is

1853
01:37:25,280 --> 01:37:34,320
Speaker 1: a Friday, definitely a Friday. I love musical. Let's talk

1854
01:37:34,320 --> 01:37:38,080
Speaker 1: about Tate's Bake Shop. Did you know what National S'mores

1855
01:37:38,200 --> 01:37:40,519
Speaker 1: Day was last Saturday? But I'm still celebrating with my

1856
01:37:40,560 --> 01:37:45,479
Speaker 1: smartest cookies from Tate's Bake Shop. Love them. Huh huh?

1857
01:37:45,600 --> 01:37:50,720
Speaker 1: You say you know? They also have a lot of

1858
01:37:50,800 --> 01:37:52,760
Speaker 1: cookies in the Tates Bake Shop cookie lines that are

1859
01:37:52,800 --> 01:37:56,120
Speaker 1: gluten free. So our friend Garrett he can sit down

1860
01:37:56,160 --> 01:37:59,120
Speaker 1: and just munch until the cows come home. That's a

1861
01:37:59,240 --> 01:38:01,720
Speaker 1: great line. That's definitely a white guy's line. So the

1862
01:38:01,760 --> 01:38:04,840
Speaker 1: cows come home anyway. Tate's Bake Shop, I love him.

1863
01:38:04,840 --> 01:38:06,040
Speaker 1: I've been going to Tate since I was a kid

1864
01:38:06,120 --> 01:38:08,120
Speaker 1: out on the eastern end of Long Island in Southampton,

1865
01:38:08,160 --> 01:38:09,600
Speaker 1: and now you can't even get near it because the

1866
01:38:09,680 --> 01:38:11,080
Speaker 1: lines are so long. But you know what, you don't

1867
01:38:11,120 --> 01:38:13,000
Speaker 1: have to You can go to any grocery store in

1868
01:38:13,040 --> 01:38:15,479
Speaker 1: this great land of ours and you can find the Tates.

1869
01:38:15,960 --> 01:38:19,080
Speaker 1: I mean all their cookies, especially their flagship chocolate chip

1870
01:38:19,720 --> 01:38:22,559
Speaker 1: cookies are this is like a pound of butter and everybody.

1871
01:38:22,600 --> 01:38:25,200
Speaker 1: I bought a bag yesterday to take with me this weekend. Yeah,

1872
01:38:25,240 --> 01:38:27,160
Speaker 1: I bet they don't make it to the shore. That's

1873
01:38:27,160 --> 01:38:29,000
Speaker 1: gonna say, may not make it. Get a couple more.

1874
01:38:29,640 --> 01:38:32,880
Speaker 1: Summer's going on now so you can get your s'mores cookies. Also,

1875
01:38:33,080 --> 01:38:37,240
Speaker 1: the classic green bag has the classic other cookie flavors

1876
01:38:37,439 --> 01:38:39,920
Speaker 1: and likes. The gluten freebag. Those are the white bags.

1877
01:38:40,120 --> 01:38:41,599
Speaker 1: So you know how to get it. Get it going

1878
01:38:41,880 --> 01:38:44,679
Speaker 1: Tate's Bake Shop. Don't even start into the weekend until

1879
01:38:44,720 --> 01:38:50,640
Speaker 1: you have a bag. In the morning show, so we

1880
01:38:50,760 --> 01:38:54,400
Speaker 1: have sound with Garrett coming up all excited about that. Excited.

1881
01:38:54,439 --> 01:38:58,720
Speaker 1: It's the weekend. You're so ready, I'm going shop it today?

1882
01:38:58,840 --> 01:39:01,000
Speaker 1: Are you where are you going? Oh? No, everywhere? But

1883
01:39:01,080 --> 01:39:03,160
Speaker 1: you know what, usually when I go shopping with closes

1884
01:39:03,160 --> 01:39:05,519
Speaker 1: with Alex. Yeah, and so I have to actually like

1885
01:39:05,640 --> 01:39:08,960
Speaker 1: just not buy anything. Are you going by yourself to yes? Yes,

1886
01:39:09,800 --> 01:39:13,000
Speaker 1: the best shopping happens alone. I know I need some stuff. Yeah.

1887
01:39:13,400 --> 01:39:15,640
Speaker 1: I have one friend, my friend Lisa, and I worked well,

1888
01:39:15,640 --> 01:39:17,439
Speaker 1: actually have two leases that are bad when we go

1889
01:39:17,560 --> 01:39:19,920
Speaker 1: out because we just tell each other to buy everything.

1890
01:39:20,680 --> 01:39:23,360
Speaker 1: Just buy it, yeah, just buy it. Well, No, I

1891
01:39:23,680 --> 01:39:26,400
Speaker 1: am becoming a little more, a little more guarded in

1892
01:39:26,479 --> 01:39:28,280
Speaker 1: my new clothing. I don't buy it like I used

1893
01:39:28,280 --> 01:39:32,480
Speaker 1: to when I first lost all that weight. I was, Yeah, understandably,

1894
01:39:33,040 --> 01:39:35,599
Speaker 1: I actually in the book. Let's talk about the book

1895
01:39:35,600 --> 01:39:37,040
Speaker 1: for a second, not that I'm look I need to

1896
01:39:37,040 --> 01:39:40,400
Speaker 1: sell books. Okay, get over actually talking in the in

1897
01:39:40,439 --> 01:39:41,840
Speaker 1: the book about when I lost all that weight, how

1898
01:39:41,920 --> 01:39:44,599
Speaker 1: much I was spending every month on clothes. I didn't

1899
01:39:44,600 --> 01:39:46,040
Speaker 1: get to that party. The number world is down to you.

1900
01:39:46,120 --> 01:39:48,200
Speaker 1: Oh I can't, So I don't do that anymore, Okay,

1901
01:39:48,240 --> 01:39:50,400
Speaker 1: because I was yelled at oh, by so many people

1902
01:39:50,400 --> 01:39:52,240
Speaker 1: who should have yelled at me. What's that scary? If

1903
01:39:52,280 --> 01:39:54,240
Speaker 1: I find a shirt that fits me, well, I buy

1904
01:39:54,320 --> 01:39:56,719
Speaker 1: the same shirt in different colors? Did that help? Nobody notices?

1905
01:39:57,520 --> 01:40:01,840
Speaker 1: That's a great idea? It is so anyway. Uh, It's

1906
01:40:01,880 --> 01:40:05,960
Speaker 1: called Where Do I Begin? Is it the name of

1907
01:40:06,000 --> 01:40:09,560
Speaker 1: the book? Yeah? Yeah, And I'm excited to let you

1908
01:40:09,680 --> 01:40:13,719
Speaker 1: know that. Anyone who pre orders it from Elvis Durand

1909
01:40:13,760 --> 01:40:16,519
Speaker 1: book dot com, you or you can enter for a

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01:40:16,600 --> 01:40:18,680
Speaker 1: chance to win an amazing seven day cruise for you

1911
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Speaker 1: and a friend with Norwegian Cruise Line. How do you

1912
01:40:21,760 --> 01:40:23,360
Speaker 1: like that? I love it? So if you've been waiting

1913
01:40:23,400 --> 01:40:25,080
Speaker 1: to order your copy, now's the time to do it.

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01:40:25,479 --> 01:40:30,000
Speaker 1: Simply go to Elvis Durand book dot com. No purchase necessary.

1915
01:40:30,240 --> 01:40:31,560
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you that because I don't want you

1916
01:40:31,560 --> 01:40:35,400
Speaker 1: to feel cheated. Okay, but purchase What's this? Brodie? When

1917
01:40:35,439 --> 01:40:37,320
Speaker 1: you buy the book? Page sixty seven is the best

1918
01:40:37,360 --> 01:40:39,280
Speaker 1: page in the book. What's on it? You said something

1919
01:40:39,400 --> 01:40:43,760
Speaker 1: nice about me? Okay? Well, I took a picture of

1920
01:40:43,760 --> 01:40:45,080
Speaker 1: the page. I have it on my phone now and

1921
01:40:45,120 --> 01:40:47,400
Speaker 1: I read it every time things aren't going well around here.

1922
01:40:47,479 --> 01:40:49,639
Speaker 1: And I remember when he sits up nice page sixty seven.

1923
01:40:49,680 --> 01:40:53,679
Speaker 1: Everybody scary says to me this morning. We started reading

1924
01:40:53,720 --> 01:40:55,920
Speaker 1: it yesterday, and I go, oh, I've already learned a

1925
01:40:55,960 --> 01:40:57,639
Speaker 1: couple of things I didn't know about. I'm scary, goes.

1926
01:40:57,880 --> 01:41:00,120
Speaker 1: Did you skip to the part about us? I go oh,

1927
01:41:00,160 --> 01:41:02,320
Speaker 1: I'm actually reading the book the way that it was written.

1928
01:41:02,360 --> 01:41:03,640
Speaker 1: He's like, no, I want to skip right to the

1929
01:41:03,640 --> 01:41:05,720
Speaker 1: part about how scary you know. I can be honest,

1930
01:41:05,720 --> 01:41:08,960
Speaker 1: I'm would do the same thing. Where's mine? Where's me?

1931
01:41:10,120 --> 01:41:11,800
Speaker 1: We didn't get dragged with the money anywhere? No, you

1932
01:41:11,840 --> 01:41:14,839
Speaker 1: don't get dragged to the yes roundhead? Can I please

1933
01:41:15,080 --> 01:41:17,560
Speaker 1: get an early copy of the book? Please? Well, I

1934
01:41:17,680 --> 01:41:19,120
Speaker 1: know I'll tell you why, because I gave him to

1935
01:41:19,160 --> 01:41:27,360
Speaker 1: everyone else. Oh well, I gotta be honest. Great to

1936
01:41:27,439 --> 01:41:30,840
Speaker 1: hanging upon me. He's like, okay, that's great. He thinks

1937
01:41:30,880 --> 01:41:33,040
Speaker 1: that's a bad thing. That's a great thing. So I

1938
01:41:33,160 --> 01:41:36,080
Speaker 1: had I had a two and a half hour meeting

1939
01:41:36,200 --> 01:41:40,560
Speaker 1: with uh media trainer mistress. Right, how'd that go? It

1940
01:41:40,640 --> 01:41:43,400
Speaker 1: went very well? She's great. Her name is Joan. Do

1941
01:41:43,720 --> 01:41:45,400
Speaker 1: you feel like you learned some stuff you didn't think

1942
01:41:45,439 --> 01:41:48,400
Speaker 1: you would have needed to know? Well, look, you know, yes, okay,

1943
01:41:48,479 --> 01:41:52,280
Speaker 1: when you're look, I'm an interviewer. I interview people being interviewed.

1944
01:41:52,920 --> 01:41:55,800
Speaker 1: I'm terrified, okay, And I even talk about this in

1945
01:41:55,880 --> 01:41:57,640
Speaker 1: the opening the book. I'm the one who's used to

1946
01:41:57,800 --> 01:41:59,639
Speaker 1: looking at other people's lives, but now I'm gonna look

1947
01:41:59,640 --> 01:42:02,880
Speaker 1: at my own life and it terrified. Right anyway, So

1948
01:42:03,080 --> 01:42:04,880
Speaker 1: she said, look, you need some talking points. You need

1949
01:42:04,920 --> 01:42:06,120
Speaker 1: to be ready to go if they ask you a

1950
01:42:06,200 --> 01:42:07,519
Speaker 1: question you don't want to answer, you need to like

1951
01:42:08,120 --> 01:42:10,000
Speaker 1: be able to bridge over to what you want them

1952
01:42:10,040 --> 01:42:12,640
Speaker 1: to know. And I'm like, Okay, I realize that all

1953
01:42:12,640 --> 01:42:14,360
Speaker 1: the people we interview on our on our show, the

1954
01:42:14,560 --> 01:42:17,360
Speaker 1: best interviews are probably with people who have had media training.

1955
01:42:17,479 --> 01:42:20,679
Speaker 1: Of course, you know, I think they all when artists

1956
01:42:20,960 --> 01:42:22,960
Speaker 1: first start in the business, I think they give most

1957
01:42:23,000 --> 01:42:25,960
Speaker 1: of them get media training. Well, in the first hour,

1958
01:42:27,240 --> 01:42:29,560
Speaker 1: she told me over and over, no, don't say that.

1959
01:42:30,600 --> 01:42:32,680
Speaker 1: Can you give us examples of what you were getting told? No,

1960
01:42:33,000 --> 01:42:35,800
Speaker 1: ask me a question. You ask me a question an

1961
01:42:35,800 --> 01:42:38,040
Speaker 1: interviewer about the new book. Okay, So what do you

1962
01:42:38,080 --> 01:42:40,479
Speaker 1: think was the most difficult part about looking back at

1963
01:42:40,520 --> 01:42:45,560
Speaker 1: your life? There wasn't that's your answer? Yeah, So she said, no,

1964
01:42:46,760 --> 01:42:49,360
Speaker 1: you need to have an answer. Okay, so the answer is, yes,

1965
01:42:49,400 --> 01:42:51,000
Speaker 1: there is an answer. I'm just being guarded. I don't

1966
01:42:51,000 --> 01:42:53,880
Speaker 1: want to I don't want to drop the brick, as

1967
01:42:53,920 --> 01:42:56,760
Speaker 1: they say, and just like you know my emotions, right, Yeah,

1968
01:42:57,000 --> 01:42:58,360
Speaker 1: after a while I got used to talking about it.

1969
01:42:58,439 --> 01:43:00,519
Speaker 1: I actually cried writ in this book and tell you why.

1970
01:43:00,760 --> 01:43:03,000
Speaker 1: And I think everyone to do this. You can actually

1971
01:43:03,040 --> 01:43:04,439
Speaker 1: do this today. You don't have to write a book.

1972
01:43:05,000 --> 01:43:07,080
Speaker 1: Think of a story in your life that impacted you.

1973
01:43:07,320 --> 01:43:09,320
Speaker 1: It could be a happy story, it could be a

1974
01:43:09,400 --> 01:43:12,800
Speaker 1: sad sad story. Write that. Just write one paragraph, a

1975
01:43:12,880 --> 01:43:16,000
Speaker 1: long paragraph or two about that day or what that

1976
01:43:16,240 --> 01:43:19,040
Speaker 1: was it happened? All right, what was that happened? And

1977
01:43:19,200 --> 01:43:24,920
Speaker 1: then have someone else rewrite it, and then read it again.

1978
01:43:25,120 --> 01:43:29,360
Speaker 1: Oh when you read You're Alive where someone else has

1979
01:43:29,360 --> 01:43:32,120
Speaker 1: helped you write it, it gives you a different perspective

1980
01:43:32,160 --> 01:43:34,240
Speaker 1: on something that turns you in who you are today,

1981
01:43:34,600 --> 01:43:37,200
Speaker 1: because your life basically is a bunch of stories and

1982
01:43:37,280 --> 01:43:40,560
Speaker 1: these stories come together to form who you are, and

1983
01:43:40,720 --> 01:43:43,120
Speaker 1: that's what that's what this book is. So it's almost

1984
01:43:43,120 --> 01:43:45,880
Speaker 1: like publishing your diary, which gives me palpitations to even

1985
01:43:45,960 --> 01:43:48,040
Speaker 1: think about it, Like how I mean not from the

1986
01:43:48,080 --> 01:43:50,840
Speaker 1: media training perspective, but how difficult is that really to

1987
01:43:51,040 --> 01:43:53,280
Speaker 1: like present your piece of life to someone else, have

1988
01:43:53,360 --> 01:43:55,240
Speaker 1: them rewrite it, and then you read it. That feels

1989
01:43:55,240 --> 01:43:59,160
Speaker 1: crazy to me. It's awesome. Everyone can do it. I'm

1990
01:43:59,280 --> 01:44:01,599
Speaker 1: on Audible. I'm listening to Amy Schumer, so she's reading

1991
01:44:01,680 --> 01:44:07,000
Speaker 1: excerpts from her diary with footnotes from now. It's hysterical

1992
01:44:07,120 --> 01:44:09,639
Speaker 1: because she'll go, h yeah, no, that didn't really happen,

1993
01:44:09,840 --> 01:44:12,640
Speaker 1: or oh, I was such an idiot when I said that. Oh,

1994
01:44:12,760 --> 01:44:14,920
Speaker 1: give me a break, Amy, You know, like it's hysterical

1995
01:44:15,000 --> 01:44:16,800
Speaker 1: to hear what she has to say about what she

1996
01:44:17,160 --> 01:44:19,799
Speaker 1: used to think about herself or you know, think happened

1997
01:44:19,800 --> 01:44:21,679
Speaker 1: in her life. Funny you said that, because this book

1998
01:44:21,760 --> 01:44:23,719
Speaker 1: was written over the past year and now I'm reading

1999
01:44:23,720 --> 01:44:26,280
Speaker 1: it and some of it has changed. Yes, she her

2000
01:44:26,280 --> 01:44:28,400
Speaker 1: book talks about how she doesn't have kids and she

2001
01:44:28,479 --> 01:44:30,519
Speaker 1: doesn't even have a relationship, and now she has kids,

2002
01:44:30,560 --> 01:44:32,360
Speaker 1: she's a relationship. You know. Well, I will tell you

2003
01:44:33,479 --> 01:44:36,320
Speaker 1: it's number two hundred and fifty three on Amazon. Very good.

2004
01:44:36,520 --> 01:44:38,719
Speaker 1: But that's good because a month ago it was number

2005
01:44:38,760 --> 01:44:41,360
Speaker 1: fourteen thousand. This is good. So we're up. We're up.

2006
01:44:42,360 --> 01:44:45,080
Speaker 1: A million number. I was number seventy on bestsellers the

2007
01:44:45,120 --> 01:44:48,040
Speaker 1: other day. Yeah, r new, I don't know whatever. So again,

2008
01:44:48,080 --> 01:44:49,400
Speaker 1: if you want to buy the book, you can pre

2009
01:44:49,560 --> 01:44:53,240
Speaker 1: order where do I begin at Elvis duranbook dot com.

2010
01:44:53,720 --> 01:44:56,519
Speaker 1: And when you do you are entered. You can enter

2011
01:44:56,560 --> 01:44:58,479
Speaker 1: to win an amazing seven day cruise things to our

2012
01:44:58,520 --> 01:45:01,000
Speaker 1: friends at Norwegian Cruise Line. We have some great sound

2013
01:45:01,040 --> 01:45:02,680
Speaker 1: from Garrett coming up. Of course, it's Friday. Do you

2014
01:45:02,720 --> 01:45:04,640
Speaker 1: have new music coming up? New music? Go lord? Oh

2015
01:45:04,720 --> 01:45:08,000
Speaker 1: my god, new music, go lord? What a great drag name. Anyway,

2016
01:45:08,200 --> 01:45:15,760
Speaker 1: that's coming up next. Good morning, good, we've lost all

2017
01:45:15,800 --> 01:45:24,439
Speaker 1: control of the show, Elstan in the Morning Show. Yeah,

2018
01:45:24,520 --> 01:45:28,200
Speaker 1: the phone tapp today, very very very very rude. I

2019
01:45:28,280 --> 01:45:32,600
Speaker 1: loved it, I know, Danielle right, yeah, yeah, No, I

2020
01:45:32,640 --> 01:45:35,439
Speaker 1: don't think that the lady you phone tapped has forgiven

2021
01:45:35,479 --> 01:45:37,120
Speaker 1: you quiet. Ye. I don't think she has either, but

2022
01:45:37,200 --> 01:45:39,360
Speaker 1: she's she's okay. That's coming up in about ten minutes,

2023
01:45:39,360 --> 01:45:41,280
Speaker 1: So hang out. Let's get into sound with Garrett. It's

2024
01:45:41,320 --> 01:45:43,000
Speaker 1: new music day, so he's got lots of stuff here.

2025
01:45:43,000 --> 01:45:44,599
Speaker 1: Go right ahead. We'll get to that in a second. First,

2026
01:45:44,680 --> 01:45:47,439
Speaker 1: let's talk about the Phillies. Game last night, big big story.

2027
01:45:47,800 --> 01:45:51,040
Speaker 1: Bottom of the ninth, Bryce Harper bases loaded and this happened.

2028
01:45:51,400 --> 01:46:07,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god? What And then dip Blow did a

2029
01:46:07,280 --> 01:46:10,599
Speaker 1: show on the field right after Diplow. Oh, Diplo really

2030
01:46:11,000 --> 01:46:12,559
Speaker 1: was It was a great night in Philly last night.

2031
01:46:12,640 --> 01:46:15,519
Speaker 1: He's speaking of games last night. Uh yeah, the Yankees

2032
01:46:15,560 --> 01:46:19,200
Speaker 1: and the Windians. That was just disgusting. Why no, but

2033
01:46:19,479 --> 01:46:22,479
Speaker 1: for you, oh go. Coaster boy Josh was texting me like, hey,

2034
01:46:22,640 --> 01:46:25,800
Speaker 1: Danielle watching that game. Yeah, coach boy Josh. He's like, yeah,

2035
01:46:26,000 --> 01:46:28,920
Speaker 1: he's such a such an Indians fan. And uh it

2036
01:46:29,000 --> 01:46:31,960
Speaker 1: was nineteen five. Oh yeah, it was. It was bad.

2037
01:46:32,040 --> 01:46:33,680
Speaker 1: I went to bed. No, A lot of people say

2038
01:46:33,680 --> 01:46:36,200
Speaker 1: it was great. I gave up on the first innings.

2039
01:46:36,520 --> 01:46:38,720
Speaker 1: It was seven nothing. I would forever like to be

2040
01:46:38,800 --> 01:46:40,720
Speaker 1: referred to as a Windian from now on, if that's

2041
01:46:40,720 --> 01:46:46,240
Speaker 1: okay with you, guys, okay you, But what happened in

2042
01:46:46,280 --> 01:46:48,280
Speaker 1: Philly last night? There was a game going on there

2043
01:46:48,360 --> 01:46:50,400
Speaker 1: that was just a Y one hundred Wait which one

2044
01:46:50,600 --> 01:46:54,040
Speaker 1: was left the whole set? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, let's talk

2045
01:46:54,040 --> 01:46:56,479
Speaker 1: about the Philly game. Yeah, with with Bryce Harper, we

2046
01:46:56,720 --> 01:47:00,800
Speaker 1: just played exactly. Yeah. They thought they were gonna lose,

2047
01:47:00,880 --> 01:47:02,720
Speaker 1: so they all laugh. They gave up and they left early.

2048
01:47:02,760 --> 01:47:07,040
Speaker 1: You never leave early? Yeah, exactly, what's scary? No? Nothing good?

2049
01:47:07,320 --> 01:47:09,479
Speaker 1: All right, let's talk about Let's talk about Dave Chappelle.

2050
01:47:09,520 --> 01:47:11,360
Speaker 1: He has a new comedy special and Netflix coming out

2051
01:47:11,400 --> 01:47:14,880
Speaker 1: called Sticks and Stones August twenty six. Pretty cool. He

2052
01:47:15,080 --> 01:47:17,600
Speaker 1: got Morgan Freeman to do the voiceover for him. This

2053
01:47:18,360 --> 01:47:21,920
Speaker 1: is Dave. He tells jokes for a living. Hopefully he

2054
01:47:22,040 --> 01:47:26,360
Speaker 1: makes people who laugh, but these days it's any stakes

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Speaker 1: game anyway. I guess what I'm trying to say is,

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Speaker 1: if you say anything, you risk everything. But if that's

2057
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Speaker 1: the way, it's got him being okay, hine, can you

2058
01:47:39,640 --> 01:47:42,080
Speaker 1: imagine having him do your voiceover the voice of God

2059
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Speaker 1: right there? Okay, all right, let's move on to Fox

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01:47:44,160 --> 01:47:48,600
Speaker 1: forty weather meteorologists out on out on location trying to

2061
01:47:48,720 --> 01:47:51,240
Speaker 1: make a funny joke about the rain coming. So he

2062
01:47:51,479 --> 01:47:54,400
Speaker 1: turns to a Rihanna joke, and the anchors back in

2063
01:47:54,520 --> 01:47:56,599
Speaker 1: the studio, we're not having it now. I never had

2064
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Speaker 1: to do this myself, but if you're in the sun,

2065
01:47:59,200 --> 01:48:04,960
Speaker 1: you might want to take a standard Hello, Hello doc

2066
01:48:05,040 --> 01:48:12,920
Speaker 1: inside what okay? All right? Thanks? They rolled their eyes

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Speaker 1: They're like, really, all right, let's talk about this beautiful

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Speaker 1: people edge here and now the song goes like this, Uh. People,

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Speaker 1: it's supposed to go lambos and hummers, but people are

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Speaker 1: hearing renting lambos and eating hummus. That's what I thought

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01:48:27,000 --> 01:48:28,760
Speaker 1: it was. It's not I thought it was a bunch

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Speaker 1: of hummus eating Lambo drivers. You heard it Namborghini's hummas

2073
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Speaker 1: and they're not eating Namborghinis and eating Nabhinis Hummas. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: that's hummus rented hummers. Taylor So has some new music

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Speaker 1: out is called Lover. She's on with us next Friday.

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Speaker 1: I guess all right, Justin Timberlake Lizzo in the studio.

2077
01:48:52,600 --> 01:48:54,200
Speaker 1: We don't know what they're working on, but it sounds

2078
01:48:54,240 --> 01:49:01,479
Speaker 1: like this. That was Lizzo was sitting on the couch

2079
01:49:01,560 --> 01:49:04,320
Speaker 1: and uh and Justin tiper Lakes like dancing to her.

2080
01:49:04,520 --> 01:49:06,400
Speaker 1: I think it's for the Trolls Too. Soundtrack that he's

2081
01:49:06,439 --> 01:49:09,120
Speaker 1: working on right now. Da has some new music. It's

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Speaker 1: featured in Thirteen Reasons Why Seasons three. This is keep

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Speaker 1: It in the Dark. But we've known, we've known her

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Speaker 1: since the beginning. Yeah, Miley Cyrus just drop some new

2085
01:49:24,080 --> 01:49:26,559
Speaker 1: music at midnight. It's called slide Away. People are saying

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01:49:26,880 --> 01:49:36,200
Speaker 1: it's about her breakup. It was bad, guys, come on,

2087
01:49:38,520 --> 01:49:42,840
Speaker 1: but it's time to I love her, Yeah all right?

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Speaker 1: And then Normani. Everyone's talking about this. This is motivation,

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Speaker 1: very Beyonce motivation to night. I love my girls, all

2090
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Speaker 1: of its harmony. Girls are just doing so many great things. Yeah,

2091
01:50:00,880 --> 01:50:04,920
Speaker 1: I love them, Thank you so much. Into the three

2092
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Speaker 1: things you need to know from Gandhi. What are they?

2093
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Speaker 1: The NYPD said they checked out two pressure cookers found

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Speaker 1: in Lower Manhattan at a subway station this morning, and

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01:50:12,080 --> 01:50:14,479
Speaker 1: they do not pose a threat. Another one was found

2096
01:50:14,600 --> 01:50:17,120
Speaker 1: in Chelsea. They don't know what's in that one just yet,

2097
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Speaker 1: but there are delays to the trains if anybody is

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Speaker 1: around that area. Schedules could be just a little bit

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Speaker 1: off right now. A woman, This is a crazy story.

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Speaker 1: A woman is somehow still alive today after plunging five

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Speaker 1: thousand feet when she was skydiving without either parachute opening.

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Speaker 1: Good god, five thousand me. She ended up in the trees.

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01:50:35,040 --> 01:50:37,000
Speaker 1: She does have some serious injuries, but nothing that's going

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Speaker 1: to be life threatening. They are opening an investigation into

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Speaker 1: what happened, but no parachute crazy. And finally, NASCAR driver

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Speaker 1: Dale Earnhardt Junior and his family are safe after a

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Speaker 1: fiery crash yesterday on a plane. Did you see the pictures? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: they're really bad that he did, wife, his kids, their dog,

2109
01:50:52,960 --> 01:50:54,840
Speaker 1: and the two pilots. They all gone out and the

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Speaker 1: things just everyone's okay. But if you see those photos,

2111
01:50:58,280 --> 01:51:01,200
Speaker 1: it looks like how did they get out of this one? Okay?

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01:51:01,240 --> 01:51:03,760
Speaker 1: Somebody was looking over them, yes, somebody. Well, thank you,

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Speaker 1: Gandhi miss part of today's show, Elvis Durand on demand

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Speaker 1: every show posted every day Elvis Durand on demand only

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Speaker 1: on the I Heart Radio app Elvis Durand. In the

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Speaker 1: morning show, Hey guys, bedtime is sometimes a battle for

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Speaker 1: both you and your kids. For instance, my daughter Ella,

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Speaker 1: she struggles sometimes to fall asleep. Well, fortunately Trish and

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Speaker 1: in stores everywhere Elvis, Elvis Durand, The Elvis Durand. Phone

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Speaker 1: tap All right, Danielle, what's your phone tap about? All right?

2123
01:51:41,120 --> 01:51:43,640
Speaker 1: So Aaron is phone tapping her good friend Janine she

2124
01:51:43,760 --> 01:51:46,360
Speaker 1: borrowed her Vera Wang dress for an event the other weekend,

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01:51:46,400 --> 01:51:49,519
Speaker 1: and Aaron was so annoying because she kept saying, now

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01:51:50,000 --> 01:51:52,720
Speaker 1: be careful, don't get anything on it. I don't want

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01:51:52,760 --> 01:51:54,720
Speaker 1: it ruined. So she says, you know, well, why don't

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01:51:54,720 --> 01:51:56,680
Speaker 1: we call from the dry cleaner you got? You have

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01:51:56,800 --> 01:51:59,479
Speaker 1: to protect the wang. Yeah, there's a little problem with

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01:51:59,560 --> 01:52:02,040
Speaker 1: the wangle's. Let's listen to Daniel's phone to have here?

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01:52:02,040 --> 01:52:06,479
Speaker 1: Are you hello? Yes, how I'm looking for Aaron please? Um,

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01:52:06,600 --> 01:52:09,680
Speaker 1: she's gonna here right now. Can I take a message? Oh? Yeah, Um,

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01:52:09,760 --> 01:52:11,920
Speaker 1: this is Liz from scenario. I'm cleaners. I'm calling her

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01:52:11,920 --> 01:52:17,280
Speaker 1: about the veer wine dress that she dropped off. So listen. Okay, Yeah,

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01:52:18,120 --> 01:52:20,360
Speaker 1: I can help you with that. Okay, tell her. I've

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01:52:20,400 --> 01:52:22,759
Speaker 1: been trying to get the stain out and I really

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01:52:22,840 --> 01:52:24,680
Speaker 1: need to get in touch with her because I need

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Speaker 1: to know exactly what the stain is. Actually, that's my

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01:52:27,840 --> 01:52:31,479
Speaker 1: dress she borrowed. Um, you don't know what's on the dress?

2140
01:52:31,560 --> 01:52:33,240
Speaker 1: She said it was she just throws wine on it.

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01:52:33,680 --> 01:52:36,040
Speaker 1: It's not wine. I mean I I've gotten wine stains

2142
01:52:36,040 --> 01:52:38,679
Speaker 1: out of this material before and this is definitely not wine.

2143
01:52:38,680 --> 01:52:40,240
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is, but she needs to

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01:52:40,240 --> 01:52:42,479
Speaker 1: tell me because I can't obviously treat it properly and

2145
01:52:42,560 --> 01:52:44,160
Speaker 1: get the stain out. And I don't even know if

2146
01:52:44,200 --> 01:52:46,200
Speaker 1: the stain is gonna come out, depending on obviously what

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01:52:46,320 --> 01:52:48,920
Speaker 1: it is. It's a big Yeah, it's a pretty decent stain.

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01:52:48,960 --> 01:52:51,559
Speaker 1: It's right on the front of the dress. All right,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna call her now. Thank you. Okay,

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01:52:53,760 --> 01:52:57,280
Speaker 1: you're welcome about what it is? Okay, thanks, bye bye, Oh, Aaron,

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01:52:57,360 --> 01:53:00,160
Speaker 1: she is not happy with you when she calls to

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01:53:00,160 --> 01:53:03,599
Speaker 1: answer it, and then we'll call her back. Okay, Okay, okay, okay,

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01:53:03,680 --> 01:53:11,160
Speaker 1: she's calling, Okay, Okay, hello, Hey, I just gotta call

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01:53:11,280 --> 01:53:14,479
Speaker 1: him the dry cleaner. Okay, what the hell is that

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01:53:14,640 --> 01:53:18,240
Speaker 1: staying on the dress? She's like some foreign substance. I'm like,

2156
01:53:19,040 --> 01:53:21,479
Speaker 1: what the hell happened? Like that dress is like five

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01:53:21,600 --> 01:53:24,400
Speaker 1: hundred five dollars? Why do you got coffee a dry cleaner?

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01:53:24,840 --> 01:53:27,400
Speaker 1: Because they were calling you and I was home because

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01:53:27,439 --> 01:53:29,200
Speaker 1: you know on the ticket they had with our number

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01:53:29,240 --> 01:53:31,840
Speaker 1: at the house. Okay, so what the hell did you

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Speaker 1: fill in the dress? I wasn't bass. I don't want

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01:53:34,439 --> 01:53:35,960
Speaker 1: to tell him what it was What do you mean

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01:53:36,000 --> 01:53:38,559
Speaker 1: you were barrassed because I think that maybe you might

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Speaker 1: get something on my dress. What we just start fooling

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Speaker 1: around a little bit, and you know, I mean maybe

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Speaker 1: he just maybe he got something on the dress. And

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure, but you know he had steps in

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Speaker 1: my dress. That is disgusting to me. We were drunk

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Speaker 1: as could be, and I hiked up the dress. But

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Speaker 1: I don't know what happened. You know, I just know

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Speaker 1: one's put the stain there. The next morning, you hike

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Speaker 1: up the dress. You couldn't say, excuse me, h, I

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Speaker 1: put a hanger on something that's my dress. That's like,

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Speaker 1: we weren't wasted, we weren't totally like our of our

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01:54:13,240 --> 01:54:16,000
Speaker 1: minds wrong. Only was gross and I would have vomb

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Speaker 1: it in my mouth. Right now with the lack of

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Speaker 1: consideration is mind blowing. I want you arrest every detail

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Speaker 1: so just gets cleaned. Or if you're owing me five

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Speaker 1: hundred and thirty five dollars now, well I do not

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Speaker 1: ask me to borrow no thing again. I'm bet serious, Aaron.

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01:54:33,560 --> 01:54:37,360
Speaker 1: I'm done with it. I just I'm five dollars for

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Speaker 1: your dress, talking the dress touching my dress. I take

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Speaker 1: my dress. It's making me nautious. It's like I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna vomb it. It's all little being careful, careful, neither

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Speaker 1: one of you. But I have a property in my dress.

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Speaker 1: Are you nuts? If you pooped in the dress, okay,

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01:54:53,280 --> 01:54:56,840
Speaker 1: you then you wasted, But that I wasn't. No, I

2188
01:54:56,920 --> 01:54:59,800
Speaker 1: don't think so you're right. Maybe Aaron wasn't that wasted.

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01:55:00,400 --> 01:55:05,720
Speaker 1: Who are you, Janine? This is Danielle Menarrow from Elvis

2190
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Speaker 1: Durand in the Morning Show. And you just got phone tapped.

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01:55:08,520 --> 01:55:14,880
Speaker 1: What Actually, she's not a bitch because your dress is fine.

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Speaker 1: It really was a wine stain and it's just that

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01:55:16,760 --> 01:55:20,080
Speaker 1: the dry cleaners game dress. I just haven't picked it

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01:55:20,160 --> 01:55:22,560
Speaker 1: up here asking the corn and go get it from me.

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01:55:22,640 --> 01:55:27,200
Speaker 1: Let me see it. You're a bit. Phone table was

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Speaker 1: prerecorded we permission granted by all participates, Elvi Duryan phone

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Speaker 1: tap Elvis Durand in the Morning show. Elvis Durand in

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Speaker 1: the Morning Show. So I have a friend of ours.

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Speaker 1: We have a friend of ours who used to work

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01:55:43,480 --> 01:55:45,320
Speaker 1: here at Ze one hundred years and years and years ago.

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Speaker 1: Became very good friends with him. His name is Lucas.

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01:55:47,280 --> 01:55:49,200
Speaker 1: Of course, just like all of us radio people. He's

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01:55:49,200 --> 01:55:52,200
Speaker 1: been around the country, around the block. Yeah, just like

2204
01:55:52,480 --> 01:55:54,640
Speaker 1: just like us. He gets fired and gets hired or quit.

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01:55:54,800 --> 01:55:56,160
Speaker 1: Then it gets hired and fired. You know, it's just

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01:55:56,400 --> 01:55:58,600
Speaker 1: what we do. Okay, we all do this. Anyway. He

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01:55:58,680 --> 01:56:01,640
Speaker 1: has a book called My Crazy Radio Life. It's his

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01:56:01,720 --> 01:56:06,080
Speaker 1: true story. And uh, this guy has been investigated for

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Speaker 1: someone dying on his show. He has was fired, lost,

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01:56:11,080 --> 01:56:16,080
Speaker 1: everything has dealt with mental mental issues like depression, stuff

2211
01:56:16,120 --> 01:56:17,960
Speaker 1: like that. A lot of people you know what this is.

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01:56:18,200 --> 01:56:20,800
Speaker 1: This is radio. It's a it's something. If you have

2213
01:56:20,920 --> 01:56:23,040
Speaker 1: ever listened to one person to a radio show, you

2214
01:56:23,160 --> 01:56:27,040
Speaker 1: gotta start reading about the story behind the people. Hey, Lucas,

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01:56:27,120 --> 01:56:29,840
Speaker 1: how are you? Oh my gosh, Elvis, it's a twenty

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01:56:29,960 --> 01:56:34,520
Speaker 1: year reunion. Oh my god, at that congregation? Are you?

2217
01:56:35,440 --> 01:56:37,560
Speaker 1: And it funny? It's great to hear his voice. Anyway,

2218
01:56:37,600 --> 01:56:40,280
Speaker 1: we've known you since you were a kid, and now

2219
01:56:40,480 --> 01:56:44,080
Speaker 1: you're not a kid anymore. But are you turned? Alice?

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01:56:44,120 --> 01:56:48,480
Speaker 1: I turned fifty. I'm fifty years old. Well let me

2221
01:56:48,520 --> 01:56:52,240
Speaker 1: tell you this. I remember when I was fifty anyway. Okay,

2222
01:56:52,320 --> 01:56:55,120
Speaker 1: so why did you want to write a book? Okay,

2223
01:56:55,240 --> 01:56:58,040
Speaker 1: So one of the reasons was definitely. It was therapeutic

2224
01:56:58,120 --> 01:57:00,080
Speaker 1: to write a book and when you're in radio sho know,

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01:57:00,240 --> 01:57:02,120
Speaker 1: like you just mentioned by the way, you mentioned all

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01:57:02,160 --> 01:57:04,040
Speaker 1: these things that are just terrible, but I also had

2227
01:57:04,080 --> 01:57:06,080
Speaker 1: some really highlights of my life and got to live

2228
01:57:06,200 --> 01:57:08,320
Speaker 1: my live my dream, which is a you know, a

2229
01:57:08,400 --> 01:57:10,520
Speaker 1: lot of think about ninety nine percent of the people

2230
01:57:10,640 --> 01:57:11,880
Speaker 1: never get to live their dream to go to a

2231
01:57:11,960 --> 01:57:14,800
Speaker 1: job that they really don't want to go to. UM.

2232
01:57:15,400 --> 01:57:18,360
Speaker 1: But I wrote the book because you know you mentioned

2233
01:57:18,400 --> 01:57:21,720
Speaker 1: that investigation in Sacramento. UM. You know at the time

2234
01:57:21,720 --> 01:57:24,000
Speaker 1: when that happened, Elvis, that was the craziest thing that

2235
01:57:24,080 --> 01:57:26,480
Speaker 1: ever happened in my life. I can't imagine. I said,

2236
01:57:26,880 --> 01:57:29,360
Speaker 1: I need I needed therapy, and I think writing this

2237
01:57:29,560 --> 01:57:33,320
Speaker 1: book helped me with therapy to get all that stuff out.

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01:57:33,440 --> 01:57:36,280
Speaker 1: I agree, I remember, Well, go ahead, no, I agree.

2239
01:57:36,280 --> 01:57:37,720
Speaker 1: I mean I wrote my book. It's the same thing.

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Speaker 1: You learned so much about your life. And even if

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01:57:39,360 --> 01:57:41,440
Speaker 1: you're not in reading, no matter what you do in life,

2242
01:57:41,440 --> 01:57:43,160
Speaker 1: if you sit there and write down your story and

2243
01:57:43,240 --> 01:57:45,440
Speaker 1: then read it, you learn a lot about yourself. It's

2244
01:57:45,480 --> 01:57:48,440
Speaker 1: so simple, but it's so real. Alvis. I got a

2245
01:57:48,520 --> 01:57:51,120
Speaker 1: question for you because I was interview, and you interview

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01:57:51,120 --> 01:57:52,920
Speaker 1: all the big celebrities. So when I was when I

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01:57:53,000 --> 01:57:55,720
Speaker 1: was in Sacramento, which this is when Rihanna was first

2248
01:57:56,080 --> 01:57:58,480
Speaker 1: coming on the scene. Remember her song Ponder Replay came out,

2249
01:57:58,920 --> 01:58:00,960
Speaker 1: her first hit. Yeah, So she came in and was

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Speaker 1: on my birthday and she came in. We had a

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01:58:03,080 --> 01:58:05,720
Speaker 1: situation in the studio where she was wearing a tank

2252
01:58:05,800 --> 01:58:10,160
Speaker 1: top and she leaned down and for twenty minutes there

2253
01:58:10,280 --> 01:58:13,800
Speaker 1: was a wardrobe malfunction, and I didn't know how to

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01:58:14,040 --> 01:58:15,680
Speaker 1: handle it. I didn't know, what's the same thing to

2255
01:58:15,760 --> 01:58:17,640
Speaker 1: her life? Well, my story his as you handle it

2256
01:58:17,760 --> 01:58:23,800
Speaker 1: for twenty minutes, I mean, yeah, I was gonna ask you, like,

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01:58:23,960 --> 01:58:25,960
Speaker 1: I know, you get to do all that interview, all

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01:58:26,000 --> 01:58:27,400
Speaker 1: the big school everyside. I didn't know what to do.

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Speaker 1: So I write about those kinds of things in my books. Also,

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Speaker 1: you know, when I left the ZEE one hundred New York,

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Speaker 1: I went to Tom a program director at the time,

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Speaker 1: and I said, hey, look, I want to do what

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01:58:36,320 --> 01:58:38,680
Speaker 1: Elvis is doing because you make it seem so easy.

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Speaker 1: And Thoma says, well, you're not going to start doing

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Speaker 1: a morning show and little Rocket. At this time, I

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01:58:42,240 --> 01:58:44,000
Speaker 1: was a night jay and Scottie b of course was

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Speaker 1: on my show as a cyber boy. And so I

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01:58:47,360 --> 01:58:49,520
Speaker 1: went to Little Rock and not knowing how to do

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01:58:49,600 --> 01:58:51,040
Speaker 1: a morning show, I think it was going to be easy.

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Speaker 1: It was the craziest experience of my life. And we

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Speaker 1: did this thing. I don't know if you've ever done this,

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Speaker 1: but we allowed our audience and Little Rock to come

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Speaker 1: into the studio on Friday so we can actually see

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Speaker 1: who they were and they could see us. Well, this

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01:59:03,440 --> 01:59:06,640
Speaker 1: girl popped out and said that she met OJ. You

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01:59:06,680 --> 01:59:09,040
Speaker 1: guys are just talking about OJ this morning. She said

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Speaker 1: she met OJ on vacation and she got his phone number.

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01:59:13,400 --> 01:59:14,920
Speaker 1: And I've played it off like, yeah, right, you don't

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01:59:14,920 --> 01:59:16,920
Speaker 1: have a phone number. Well, she ended up giving us

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Speaker 1: his phone number. We called him and I talked about

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01:59:19,520 --> 01:59:22,320
Speaker 1: this whole story in the book, but we actually ended

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Speaker 1: up breaking through OJ's cell phone voice the messages and

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01:59:26,880 --> 01:59:30,000
Speaker 1: it says you have eight unheard messages, press one to

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Speaker 1: hear your first message. And when that happened, the program

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01:59:34,040 --> 01:59:36,600
Speaker 1: director and the general manager were coming running down the hall,

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Speaker 1: you know, screaming at us, don't hit anything. We were

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01:59:39,800 --> 01:59:43,200
Speaker 1: shocked at His pass code was his number thirty two

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01:59:43,400 --> 01:59:48,280
Speaker 1: thirty two. So I mean, so did you end up

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01:59:48,280 --> 01:59:52,960
Speaker 1: playing his voicemail? We did not? Yeah, yell leave it.

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Speaker 1: This is why you should lock your doors and don't

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01:59:54,640 --> 01:59:56,360
Speaker 1: let the general manager it. All right, that's what we do.

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01:59:57,880 --> 01:59:59,360
Speaker 1: Know what. You listen to the radio every day and

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01:59:59,400 --> 02:00:02,000
Speaker 1: you hear Lucas, you hear us, and you're like, okay,

2294
02:00:02,080 --> 02:00:03,960
Speaker 1: that's great, had a nice time listening and whatever. And

2295
02:00:04,200 --> 02:00:06,800
Speaker 1: we're a part of your life forevermore and we appreciate that.

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02:00:07,080 --> 02:00:08,880
Speaker 1: But the stories behind what we do for a living

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02:00:08,920 --> 02:00:11,120
Speaker 1: are all I find fascinating. That's why I can't wait

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02:00:11,160 --> 02:00:13,680
Speaker 1: to finish your book called My Crazy Radio Life, and

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Speaker 1: I I look, it's it's not easy. People say, oh,

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02:00:16,240 --> 02:00:17,280
Speaker 1: what do you do to sit in a room and

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02:00:17,280 --> 02:00:19,240
Speaker 1: play music? And now there's a lot more to it.

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Speaker 1: And it's those stories that make up who you are, Lucas.

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02:00:24,080 --> 02:00:26,160
Speaker 1: And then then this is this is how you get

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02:00:26,200 --> 02:00:28,800
Speaker 1: to know yourself by writing and then reading. I think

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Speaker 1: it's a brilliant move. It's a brilliant move. Now how

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Speaker 1: do I how do I send everyone to go pick

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02:00:32,760 --> 02:00:35,520
Speaker 1: up your book? Um? Well, first of all, you're on

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Speaker 1: page four and page thirty six, you're just talking about

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02:00:37,840 --> 02:00:39,480
Speaker 1: what everybody else that wants to hear when they're on

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Speaker 1: the book. I talked about how kind you are and

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Speaker 1: how you have the quickest win. I'm telling you, I've

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Speaker 1: met so many people in my life. Elvis by far

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Speaker 1: has the quickest win I've ever met in my whole life.

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Speaker 1: He's incredible. I talked about that in the book too,

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02:00:54,160 --> 02:00:56,600
Speaker 1: because you're you know, you're a huge star in New

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02:00:56,680 --> 02:00:59,120
Speaker 1: York on the radio, and you are super nice to

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02:00:59,520 --> 02:01:01,400
Speaker 1: you know, a kid coming there. So I just I

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Speaker 1: talked about how much I appreciate you. Well, you're being

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02:01:03,240 --> 02:01:06,520
Speaker 1: a little generous with the star word anyway, Lucas says.

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Speaker 1: As I was leaving the building, Elvis Duran, who was

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Speaker 1: the morning show host at Ze one Hunter, was walking

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Speaker 1: down the hall. I said hi to him, and he replied,

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02:01:12,360 --> 02:01:14,680
Speaker 1: was that you who just had the guy go through

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Speaker 1: the drive through on the show? And I said, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he'said great bit, good job. He closed out the conversation

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Speaker 1: and then continued to walk down the hall. You remember

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02:01:21,960 --> 02:01:25,360
Speaker 1: stuff like that? Yeah? That is that crazy? That mine.

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02:01:25,800 --> 02:01:27,800
Speaker 1: It's weird when you write a book what you remember

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02:01:27,880 --> 02:01:30,120
Speaker 1: and then what you actually decide to put in the book.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure, you had to decide all that too when

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02:01:32,040 --> 02:01:33,440
Speaker 1: you were I know, but you know, we try to

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02:01:33,440 --> 02:01:35,720
Speaker 1: remember stuff when you've had you've done so many drugs

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02:01:35,760 --> 02:01:38,840
Speaker 1: and so much alcohol. I had a hard time anyway.

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Speaker 1: So it's called My Crazy Radio Life by Adam Cox

2335
02:01:43,320 --> 02:01:45,480
Speaker 1: is the name he wrote it under. You can go

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Speaker 1: to my Crazy Radiolife dot com. You can actually get

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Speaker 1: the audible for free for thirty days, right, yeah, so

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02:01:52,600 --> 02:01:54,560
Speaker 1: free thirty day trial. So you can actually listen to

2339
02:01:54,640 --> 02:01:57,320
Speaker 1: my book for free for thirty days on the trial

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02:01:57,400 --> 02:01:59,240
Speaker 1: that they have, which is actually kind of cool, and

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02:01:59,400 --> 02:02:02,120
Speaker 1: recording it reading your own book on the audible. Thing

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Speaker 1: is do you have a hard time with that? Yeah?

2343
02:02:04,320 --> 02:02:06,720
Speaker 1: I hated it. I was awful at it. I was not.

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02:02:07,200 --> 02:02:08,760
Speaker 1: I got so bored with my own story because it's

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02:02:08,760 --> 02:02:10,880
Speaker 1: my story. I'd rather read, so I'd rather eat read

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02:02:10,960 --> 02:02:12,880
Speaker 1: your story. You read mine, I read your all right,

2347
02:02:12,920 --> 02:02:14,800
Speaker 1: we gotta run, So I want you to go pick

2348
02:02:14,920 --> 02:02:18,280
Speaker 1: up My Crazy Radio Live. You can go to my

2349
02:02:18,480 --> 02:02:21,280
Speaker 1: Crazy Radiolife dot com and just get it going. And

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Speaker 1: I love that and thank you for being a part

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02:02:23,840 --> 02:02:25,760
Speaker 1: of the show today. Lucas. We love you, we miss you.

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02:02:25,880 --> 02:02:28,200
Speaker 1: Come say hey, I will thank you so much. I

2353
02:02:28,240 --> 02:02:29,960
Speaker 1: can't wait to read your book, Elvis. All right, well

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02:02:30,000 --> 02:02:31,840
Speaker 1: it should be on October first, I said, go buy

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02:02:31,920 --> 02:02:35,080
Speaker 1: fourteen copies. Go go go, I will pay full price.

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Speaker 1: All right, all right, thanks bye, what a great ally. Yeah,

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02:02:39,000 --> 02:02:41,040
Speaker 1: radio people, we're a bunch of geeks. You should read

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02:02:41,080 --> 02:02:42,800
Speaker 1: our books. Oh yeah, because we're all a bunch of

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02:02:42,840 --> 02:02:48,440
Speaker 1: gigs the show. I always turn them on. The members more,

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Speaker 1: and as a member, I want more, more romance, more thrillers,

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