WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Pants Problems

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<v Speaker 1>Brooking Jewels. Second date Update. The guy named Cody is

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone for a second date update today and

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<v Speaker 1>he said his date was a disaster, but in his email,

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<v Speaker 1>he said, the girl that he met actually showed up

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<v Speaker 1>looking better than her profile picture. So I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>how anything could be a disaster after that, Cody, how

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<v Speaker 1>are you doing? I'm doing all right. How are you

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<v Speaker 1>guys doing? Okay, So your date was a disaster, it

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<v Speaker 1>was was it your fault? Cody? It was my fault? Yeah, yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you know that's good. Find out more about that in

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<v Speaker 1>just a second. But first, tell us about the girl

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<v Speaker 1>you want to call, what's her name? Her name Natalie, Natalie?

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<v Speaker 1>And you said she actually showed up looking better than

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<v Speaker 1>her profile picture. That's rare. Yeah, I mean we met

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<v Speaker 1>on Tinder and I got to the bar early because

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to be there to kind of scope out

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<v Speaker 1>a good place to wait and be ready. And she

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<v Speaker 1>walked through the door, and yeah, she looked even better

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<v Speaker 1>than she looked on Tinder. And did you act shocked

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<v Speaker 1>when you talked to her, like, oh my god? I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh man, you looked only old. Hey, But

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<v Speaker 1>that could have been a disaster. Like you are horribly

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<v Speaker 1>photogenic in person, way more beautiful okay, terrible pictures, not

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<v Speaker 1>at all. What was your actual interaction like, So she

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<v Speaker 1>came in, you know, she saw me. She came right over,

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<v Speaker 1>gave me like a big hug, and after I was

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<v Speaker 1>like immediately really nervous, like, okay, this is this is

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<v Speaker 1>too good to be true. Everything's got to go well.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know, we're like looking over his menu to

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<v Speaker 1>order a drink and she was like, you know, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>would you mind getting jello shots? WHOA right? So like, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>who's gonna turn down jello shots? This is really going grain.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're like doing jello shots and she's talking about

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<v Speaker 1>like family vacations to her family's lake house, and she's

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like really opening up right off the bad,

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<v Speaker 1>like she's talking about taking you to her family vacation

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<v Speaker 1>spot or just in general. She's talking about it in general,

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<v Speaker 1>but I felt like she would maybe going there. But plus,

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<v Speaker 1>you might have been drunk or something at that point.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't sound like a disaster at all, unless those

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<v Speaker 1>jello shots led to more jellow shots, which led to

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<v Speaker 1>other kinds of shots and then it became a disaster.

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<v Speaker 1>It was not a disaster at that point. But hang

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<v Speaker 1>with me, we're getting to the disaster part. So honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm feeling like everything is going great. Right. She looks great.

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<v Speaker 1>She's opening it up about her family. Maybe she's going

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<v Speaker 1>to invite me to, you know, this lake house. We're

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<v Speaker 1>getting kind of drunk, and I start to notice this

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<v Speaker 1>smell at the bar and I'm like kind of sniff

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<v Speaker 1>around a little bit without being too obvious. After a

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<v Speaker 1>few minutes, I'm like, oh, crap, it's me not Oh crap,

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<v Speaker 1>crap myself. You need to say I say that would

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<v Speaker 1>definitely be a bad thing to do on a date.

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<v Speaker 1>So you smelled, Yeah, I smelled. I don't get it,

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<v Speaker 1>like you farted or what. No bo I mean. I

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<v Speaker 1>plan on going to home map work to shower, but

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<v Speaker 1>work went a little too late. It was like one

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<v Speaker 1>of those in betweens were like, I had never enough

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<v Speaker 1>time to go home to shower, but I had more

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<v Speaker 1>than enough time to get to the bar. So I

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<v Speaker 1>took a walk there. Oh okay, so you're nice and

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<v Speaker 1>nice and ripe, right, yeah, And then you know, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>really nervous right off the bath, which I'm sure kicked

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<v Speaker 1>into all that it just was it was, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it was a hot mess. What'd you do? Just keep

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<v Speaker 1>your arms to your side the whole time. No, I

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<v Speaker 1>excused myself to go to the bathroom and tried to

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<v Speaker 1>like wash my pits. Uh you know, walks a little

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<v Speaker 1>down there because the jello shots had me feeling optimistic

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<v Speaker 1>down there. So you took a little hook or shower bath, Yeah, sure,

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<v Speaker 1>if that sounds about right. And I used the hand

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<v Speaker 1>soap and I came back and almost immediately it started

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<v Speaker 1>to sting down there. Will you put hand soap down there?

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<v Speaker 1>Like it just tried to splash water. I just wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to make sure if it got to that business it

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<v Speaker 1>was snow on or right down there. Yeah. I suppose

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<v Speaker 1>I walked in on you in the bathroom. That would

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<v Speaker 1>have been nice and awkward. It wasn't good, So I

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<v Speaker 1>just excused myself again. And now she's kind of like,

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<v Speaker 1>what's up? Why all these bathroom stants? And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll just be right back, Okay. I go to the

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<v Speaker 1>bathroom and just where it gets so much worse. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>like trying to wash it all. No, I'm getting water

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<v Speaker 1>all over myself. I literally just like ditch my underwear

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<v Speaker 1>at this point now got like water all down the

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<v Speaker 1>front of my pants, and so like it's one of

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<v Speaker 1>those eco friendly bathrooms. There's no hand towels, it's just

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<v Speaker 1>a low dryer. Oh my god. And you're just like

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<v Speaker 1>standing naked in the bar bathroom at this point. It's

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<v Speaker 1>what it sounds like. I've got my shirt on, but yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm drying off, trying to dry off my pants and

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<v Speaker 1>the hand dryer. Man, Oh my god. So did you

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<v Speaker 1>come back to the table drenched or were Yeah? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he just decided to ditch all the clothes all together. No, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that would have been a move. No. I came back

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<v Speaker 1>and I think I just couldn't get my pants dry,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was just like really sweating at this point,

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<v Speaker 1>and just launched this whole tirade on modern toilets. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, hey, I'm really sorry the toilet exploded on me.

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<v Speaker 1>Modern toilets are all too powerful, almost like an outer

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<v Speaker 1>body experience hearing this crazy man talk about the toilet power. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what was her attitude at this point? Rightfully, so she's like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe we should reschedule. Yeah, oh man, all right, ended

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<v Speaker 1>the data end right there. Then, well, at that point,

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<v Speaker 1>I also thought that was probably the best decision, So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, yeah, we should totally reschedule. Look, honestly, I

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<v Speaker 1>was having a great time. I think like this could

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<v Speaker 1>be great, and you know, I think I probably in

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<v Speaker 1>some desperation maybe throughout a few more I had a

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<v Speaker 1>great times at her, and then we parted ways, and

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<v Speaker 1>I've reached out for her a few times and not shockingly,

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<v Speaker 1>she hasn't responded. But I did feel like she's pretty awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>I really screwed it up, like I would just like

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<v Speaker 1>the chant for her to get to know him and

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<v Speaker 1>to go on a second date. Okay, all right, Well

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<v Speaker 1>play a song and then come back and call her

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<v Speaker 1>and get your second date update. Okay, it sounds good.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, hang good brooking jubil in the morning, Seate.

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<v Speaker 1>If you missed the first part of today's second date update,

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<v Speaker 1>dude named Cody is on the phone and he didn't

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<v Speaker 1>get intimate with his date on his first date, but

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<v Speaker 1>he did get intimate with a hand dryer. If you

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<v Speaker 1>missed it, Cody went out with this girl named Natalie.

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<v Speaker 1>He met her on Tinder. She showed up actually looking

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<v Speaker 1>better than her profile picture, but during the date, he

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<v Speaker 1>noticed that he smelled a bit funky because he hadn't showered.

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't have time to do that after work, so

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<v Speaker 1>he went into the bathroom and tried to clean up

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<v Speaker 1>using the hand soap in the bathroom, but after his

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<v Speaker 1>first try, he went back to the table and he

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<v Speaker 1>washed his downstairs and it started to sting a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit because he didn't get all the soap off. So

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<v Speaker 1>I went back to the bathroom and tried again and

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<v Speaker 1>then just ended up getting his pants all away, and

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<v Speaker 1>it was awkward when he went back to the table,

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<v Speaker 1>and they decided to end things there and he hasn't

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<v Speaker 1>heard from her since. Cody, you're ready to do the

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<v Speaker 1>second part of your second day update. I'm ready? And

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<v Speaker 1>are you wanted to be fully honest with her, because honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>like if you said, hey, you were really beautiful, I

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<v Speaker 1>got really nervous. I had a funk going because I

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<v Speaker 1>was at work. I tried to fix it and things

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<v Speaker 1>just went wrong. Like I feel like she should be understanding.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really want to get into that. I definitely

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<v Speaker 1>want you guys could be the one to say it, like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, can you get on the phone, let's see

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<v Speaker 1>how it goes. I mean, she noticed that your pants

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff were wet, though, right, I feel like the

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<v Speaker 1>reason is better than making something up. You blame it

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<v Speaker 1>on the toilet. Yeah, that's right, but that's even weirder

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<v Speaker 1>man and you're like battling a toilet. Yeah, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>the whole thing was just really bad. I'm just hoping

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<v Speaker 1>we can say it because she's a quality girl. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>Well we'll try. I'm a dollar phone him right now

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<v Speaker 1>here we go? All right, thank you? Hello, Hi, may

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<v Speaker 1>I speak to Natalie? Please? This is Natalie. Natalie. How

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<v Speaker 1>are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning. I'm good, I'm sorry. Who is this Jewel

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<v Speaker 1>from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, how can I help you? Well, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you heard of the show before? Um? It sounds

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<v Speaker 1>a little familiar. I'm not sure exactly. The first thing

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<v Speaker 1>you can help with is maybe listening once and saying

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<v Speaker 1>you feel like it, and then other than that, we

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<v Speaker 1>got an email about you from somebody who does listen

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<v Speaker 1>to the show. Okay, So we do a segment on

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<v Speaker 1>our show called the Second Date Update. That's where if

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<v Speaker 1>you go out on a date with somebody and then

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<v Speaker 1>end up not calling them back after they can email

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<v Speaker 1>us to get you on the phone and ask what happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, yeah, I think I have heard of this before.

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<v Speaker 1>It that like roses something to do with No No,

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<v Speaker 1>very similar though similar, but no, it's a little bit different.

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<v Speaker 1>But you went out with a dude named Cody, right,

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah I did. Okay, Well, Cody emailed us and we

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<v Speaker 1>talked to him, and he told us about your date.

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<v Speaker 1>He said that he liked you a lot, but he

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<v Speaker 1>also said that you're not calling him back. That is true, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>And Cody wants to know why. He had really nice

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<v Speaker 1>things to say about you. He thought you were a

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<v Speaker 1>quality woman. Oh well, that's very nice. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>exactly what to say. It was definitely one of the

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<v Speaker 1>most awkward dates I've been on. What was so awkward

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<v Speaker 1>about it? I don't know exactly what it was like

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<v Speaker 1>he was just clearly having a hard time that night,

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<v Speaker 1>like everything, or just towards the end. It was like

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<v Speaker 1>sort of started towards like the middle, I guess, and

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<v Speaker 1>then it just kept getting like stranger, and then we

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<v Speaker 1>ended up just deciding like Hey, let's just call it

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<v Speaker 1>a night, maybe, like reschedule how so, what do you

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<v Speaker 1>mean by stranger? So he was definitely very sweaty, I guess,

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<v Speaker 1>which was like fine at first, like whatever, but like

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<v Speaker 1>he kept going to the bathroom and one of the time,

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<v Speaker 1>this guy who actually came out of the bathroom and

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<v Speaker 1>came over to me and was like, hey, are you

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<v Speaker 1>with that guy? And he's like, I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>his deal is, but he just offered me forty dollars

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<v Speaker 1>to switch pants with him. And the guy told you that, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that is so weird. What did you think? I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know what to say. I was like, oh, okay, it

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<v Speaker 1>was so weird, and like at this point, I'm like

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<v Speaker 1>all kinds of things were creeping into my mind. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>whatever it is, it must have been like bad or

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<v Speaker 1>gross to like try to switch pants with a stranger

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<v Speaker 1>in the bathroom room. Yeah, but then don't you feel

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<v Speaker 1>bad for him? I did feel bad, Like what you do?

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm just sitting there, So what do you What

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<v Speaker 1>do you think happened while he was in there? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if he had an accident, like pooped himself

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<v Speaker 1>in the bathroom, that's what you think happened. Yeah, I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what else to thinks, Like, it must

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<v Speaker 1>have been bad, it must have been gross. He was

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<v Speaker 1>like all flustered and everything, and it's just like before

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, yeah, let's do these jealous shots, like

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<v Speaker 1>I'll probably make out with this guy tonight, And now

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<v Speaker 1>if I think about that, I'm thinking about gross things.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I don't even know how that will work. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so you feel bad. I haven't texted him back, but like,

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<v Speaker 1>I just like, I don't know how to get past that. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't have to feel too bad because you can

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<v Speaker 1>talk to him right now. He's actually on the other

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<v Speaker 1>line listening and wants to talk to you. What. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think he's still there, Cody, are you still there? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm still here. Yeah, I'm sorry. I would not have

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<v Speaker 1>said not much about it myself. I mean, what was

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<v Speaker 1>I supposed to say? Right, she's still thinking you pooped

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<v Speaker 1>yourself right now, she's thinking you didn't. Like I've never

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<v Speaker 1>pooped myself. I would never poop myself. At some point.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm not like judging you because it happened.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just like, I don't know how happened, So like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really didn't happen. I didn't. Okay, then Cody, if

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<v Speaker 1>you really didn't poop your pants, and like, what the

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<v Speaker 1>hell is going on? Okay, So I was gonna go

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<v Speaker 1>home and shower after work to get ready to the date,

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<v Speaker 1>but I didn't have time. So like I walked to

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<v Speaker 1>the restaurant and I got a little bit sweaty, and

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<v Speaker 1>then you walked into that place, and I was just

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<v Speaker 1>done by you, and I got really nervous, like you

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<v Speaker 1>were more than I expected. And once like the dates

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<v Speaker 1>started happening, you were really cool. And then the pooped himself.

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<v Speaker 1>No I didn't. I didn't pop myself. Please stop sound

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<v Speaker 1>you're leading up to nervous diarrhea. I gonna agree with that.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never had nervous diarrhea in my life. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. He didn't pop him I swear I had

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<v Speaker 1>bo Like you didn't smell that, I know, like divinnerger.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I honestly, like I didn't smell anything at

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<v Speaker 1>the beginning of the day. I don't know what you

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<v Speaker 1>were doing in the bathroom if it wasn't that, But

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like you're just trying to make up an

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<v Speaker 1>excuse about it, which I understand it's embarrassing, but like no, no, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no no, I'm not making up an excuse, not at all.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the truth I was. I was that bo So

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<v Speaker 1>what do you do in the bathroom code? You got

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<v Speaker 1>to finish the story? Yeah, please. So I didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't carrying Jodren with me. So when I went to

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<v Speaker 1>the bathroom, the only thing I could do was was

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<v Speaker 1>washed my my piss with you know, with water and

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<v Speaker 1>hand soap. But then, I mean, I was I was thinking,

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<v Speaker 1>like I don't know, maybe it's a jello shots. I

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<v Speaker 1>was thinking, and maybe I'll get lucky. Maybe TONIGHTO we'll

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<v Speaker 1>go pretty far. And so I washed my with hand

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<v Speaker 1>soap in your pants. And when I came back, it

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<v Speaker 1>was singing really badly, and I started to sweat more,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was I just like I went fast to

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<v Speaker 1>the bathroom to try to get the soap off of

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<v Speaker 1>my my junk, and it's obviously made a big wet mess,

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<v Speaker 1>and like I threw out my underwear there. It still

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like I pooked myself. I didn't poove myself. I

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<v Speaker 1>just I got really wet and it was and I

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<v Speaker 1>was trying to drive myself off with a handbrier. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it was like the worst, Cody. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>you're telling the truth, which I'm still not really sure

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<v Speaker 1>if you are. I just I mean when you first

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<v Speaker 1>showed up, you know, I did find you attractive, and

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you had kind of like a manly smell

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<v Speaker 1>of anything. It was kind of a turn on, like

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<v Speaker 1>nothing smells gross or weird. Like that's why I said, like,

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<v Speaker 1>let's scar up some jello shots. I don't know every

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<v Speaker 1>like the links you went to seem if if that's

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<v Speaker 1>what happened, like super little extress. Little extress are a

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<v Speaker 1>good way to put it. I mean to say that

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<v Speaker 1>when you felt that that my smell was was manly,

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<v Speaker 1>it's so frustrating to hear. I mean, like I went

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<v Speaker 1>through all those steps, I did all that craziness, and

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<v Speaker 1>you actually liked the smell. It's well, Natalie, would you

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<v Speaker 1>like to go on a second date with Cody? We'll

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<v Speaker 1>pay for it. He can get all sweaty before he

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<v Speaker 1>shells up and knows that he doesn't have to take

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<v Speaker 1>a shower in the bathroom. It's actually a really good

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<v Speaker 1>side Natalie that you're that you have that type of

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<v Speaker 1>chemistry with this dude. I'm seriously did that was before?

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<v Speaker 1>Like now, I still don't know. I don't know. Come on,

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<v Speaker 1>who doesn't want to start their love story with a

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<v Speaker 1>good poop story? Not? I mean, I don't that's the problem.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. But I don't know. Knowing now that he

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<v Speaker 1>didn't go to the bathroom on himself, he was just

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<v Speaker 1>feeling sweaty and gross, would you like to go out

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<v Speaker 1>with him again? Give him another chick? I mean, like,

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<v Speaker 1>if it's not true, all that stuff makes him seem

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<v Speaker 1>a little crazy. But like, I don't know. I promise

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<v Speaker 1>I'm normal. I promised to. Yeah, that's what normal people

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<v Speaker 1>always say, Cody. I know. I was like, that's what

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<v Speaker 1>you want to hear. Um. I do feel bad about

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<v Speaker 1>not texting him back because I did say we'd reschedules.

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<v Speaker 1>So I mean, I'm not promising anything. I just want to, like, like,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe we can meet up, you know, a little friendlish

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<v Speaker 1>and just see how it goes. Hi is that good?

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take it all? Right? There you go? Good? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>congratulations Cody, you got a second date? Kind of I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going for a run right now. Yeah, get nice and sweaty,

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<v Speaker 1>broken in the morning,