Speaker 1: Brooking Jewels. Second date Update. The guy named Cody is
Speaker 1: on the phone for a second date update today and
Speaker 1: he said his date was a disaster, but in his email,
Speaker 1: he said, the girl that he met actually showed up
Speaker 1: looking better than her profile picture. So I don't know
Speaker 1: how anything could be a disaster after that, Cody, how
Speaker 1: are you doing? I'm doing all right. How are you
Speaker 1: guys doing? Okay, So your date was a disaster, it
Speaker 1: was was it your fault? Cody? It was my fault? Yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: you know that's good. Find out more about that in
Speaker 1: just a second. But first, tell us about the girl
Speaker 1: you want to call, what's her name? Her name Natalie, Natalie?
Speaker 1: And you said she actually showed up looking better than
Speaker 1: her profile picture. That's rare. Yeah, I mean we met
Speaker 1: on Tinder and I got to the bar early because
Speaker 1: I wanted to be there to kind of scope out
Speaker 1: a good place to wait and be ready. And she
Speaker 1: walked through the door, and yeah, she looked even better
Speaker 1: than she looked on Tinder. And did you act shocked
Speaker 1: when you talked to her, like, oh my god? I
Speaker 1: was like, oh man, you looked only old. Hey, But
Speaker 1: that could have been a disaster. Like you are horribly
Speaker 1: photogenic in person, way more beautiful okay, terrible pictures, not
Speaker 1: at all. What was your actual interaction like, So she
Speaker 1: came in, you know, she saw me. She came right over,
Speaker 1: gave me like a big hug, and after I was
Speaker 1: like immediately really nervous, like, okay, this is this is
Speaker 1: too good to be true. Everything's got to go well.
Speaker 1: And you know, we're like looking over his menu to
Speaker 1: order a drink and she was like, you know, hey,
Speaker 1: would you mind getting jello shots? WHOA right? So like, uh,
Speaker 1: who's gonna turn down jello shots? This is really going grain.
Speaker 1: So you're like doing jello shots and she's talking about
Speaker 1: like family vacations to her family's lake house, and she's
Speaker 1: you know, like really opening up right off the bad,
Speaker 1: like she's talking about taking you to her family vacation
Speaker 1: spot or just in general. She's talking about it in general,
Speaker 1: but I felt like she would maybe going there. But plus,
Speaker 1: you might have been drunk or something at that point.
Speaker 1: It doesn't sound like a disaster at all, unless those
Speaker 1: jello shots led to more jellow shots, which led to
Speaker 1: other kinds of shots and then it became a disaster.
Speaker 1: It was not a disaster at that point. But hang
Speaker 1: with me, we're getting to the disaster part. So honestly,
Speaker 1: I'm feeling like everything is going great. Right. She looks great.
Speaker 1: She's opening it up about her family. Maybe she's going
Speaker 1: to invite me to, you know, this lake house. We're
Speaker 1: getting kind of drunk, and I start to notice this
Speaker 1: smell at the bar and I'm like kind of sniff
Speaker 1: around a little bit without being too obvious. After a
Speaker 1: few minutes, I'm like, oh, crap, it's me not Oh crap,
Speaker 1: crap myself. You need to say I say that would
Speaker 1: definitely be a bad thing to do on a date.
Speaker 1: So you smelled, Yeah, I smelled. I don't get it,
Speaker 1: like you farted or what. No bo I mean. I
Speaker 1: plan on going to home map work to shower, but
Speaker 1: work went a little too late. It was like one
Speaker 1: of those in betweens were like, I had never enough
Speaker 1: time to go home to shower, but I had more
Speaker 1: than enough time to get to the bar. So I
Speaker 1: took a walk there. Oh okay, so you're nice and
Speaker 1: nice and ripe, right, yeah, And then you know, I'm
Speaker 1: really nervous right off the bath, which I'm sure kicked
Speaker 1: into all that it just was it was, I mean,
Speaker 1: it was a hot mess. What'd you do? Just keep
Speaker 1: your arms to your side the whole time. No, I
Speaker 1: excused myself to go to the bathroom and tried to
Speaker 1: like wash my pits. Uh you know, walks a little
Speaker 1: down there because the jello shots had me feeling optimistic
Speaker 1: down there. So you took a little hook or shower bath, Yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: if that sounds about right. And I used the hand
Speaker 1: soap and I came back and almost immediately it started
Speaker 1: to sting down there. Will you put hand soap down there?
Speaker 1: Like it just tried to splash water. I just wanted
Speaker 1: to make sure if it got to that business it
Speaker 1: was snow on or right down there. Yeah. I suppose
Speaker 1: I walked in on you in the bathroom. That would
Speaker 1: have been nice and awkward. It wasn't good, So I
Speaker 1: just excused myself again. And now she's kind of like,
Speaker 1: what's up? Why all these bathroom stants? And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'll just be right back, Okay. I go to the
Speaker 1: bathroom and just where it gets so much worse. I'm
Speaker 1: like trying to wash it all. No, I'm getting water
Speaker 1: all over myself. I literally just like ditch my underwear
Speaker 1: at this point now got like water all down the
Speaker 1: front of my pants, and so like it's one of
Speaker 1: those eco friendly bathrooms. There's no hand towels, it's just
Speaker 1: a low dryer. Oh my god. And you're just like
Speaker 1: standing naked in the bar bathroom at this point. It's
Speaker 1: what it sounds like. I've got my shirt on, but yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I'm drying off, trying to dry off my pants and
Speaker 1: the hand dryer. Man, Oh my god. So did you
Speaker 1: come back to the table drenched or were Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he just decided to ditch all the clothes all together. No, yeah,
Speaker 1: that would have been a move. No. I came back
Speaker 1: and I think I just couldn't get my pants dry,
Speaker 1: and I was just like really sweating at this point,
Speaker 1: and just launched this whole tirade on modern toilets. I
Speaker 1: was like, hey, I'm really sorry the toilet exploded on me.
Speaker 1: Modern toilets are all too powerful, almost like an outer
Speaker 1: body experience hearing this crazy man talk about the toilet power. Okay,
Speaker 1: what was her attitude at this point? Rightfully, so she's like, hey,
Speaker 1: maybe we should reschedule. Yeah, oh man, all right, ended
Speaker 1: the data end right there. Then, well, at that point,
Speaker 1: I also thought that was probably the best decision, So
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, we should totally reschedule. Look, honestly, I
Speaker 1: was having a great time. I think like this could
Speaker 1: be great, and you know, I think I probably in
Speaker 1: some desperation maybe throughout a few more I had a
Speaker 1: great times at her, and then we parted ways, and
Speaker 1: I've reached out for her a few times and not shockingly,
Speaker 1: she hasn't responded. But I did feel like she's pretty awesome.
Speaker 1: I really screwed it up, like I would just like
Speaker 1: the chant for her to get to know him and
Speaker 1: to go on a second date. Okay, all right, Well
Speaker 1: play a song and then come back and call her
Speaker 1: and get your second date update. Okay, it sounds good.
Speaker 1: All right, hang good brooking jubil in the morning, Seate.
Speaker 1: If you missed the first part of today's second date update,
Speaker 1: dude named Cody is on the phone and he didn't
Speaker 1: get intimate with his date on his first date, but
Speaker 1: he did get intimate with a hand dryer. If you
Speaker 1: missed it, Cody went out with this girl named Natalie.
Speaker 1: He met her on Tinder. She showed up actually looking
Speaker 1: better than her profile picture, but during the date, he
Speaker 1: noticed that he smelled a bit funky because he hadn't showered.
Speaker 1: He didn't have time to do that after work, so
Speaker 1: he went into the bathroom and tried to clean up
Speaker 1: using the hand soap in the bathroom, but after his
Speaker 1: first try, he went back to the table and he
Speaker 1: washed his downstairs and it started to sting a little
Speaker 1: bit because he didn't get all the soap off. So
Speaker 1: I went back to the bathroom and tried again and
Speaker 1: then just ended up getting his pants all away, and
Speaker 1: it was awkward when he went back to the table,
Speaker 1: and they decided to end things there and he hasn't
Speaker 1: heard from her since. Cody, you're ready to do the
Speaker 1: second part of your second day update. I'm ready? And
Speaker 1: are you wanted to be fully honest with her, because honestly,
Speaker 1: like if you said, hey, you were really beautiful, I
Speaker 1: got really nervous. I had a funk going because I
Speaker 1: was at work. I tried to fix it and things
Speaker 1: just went wrong. Like I feel like she should be understanding.
Speaker 1: I don't really want to get into that. I definitely
Speaker 1: want you guys could be the one to say it, like,
Speaker 1: you know, can you get on the phone, let's see
Speaker 1: how it goes. I mean, she noticed that your pants
Speaker 1: and stuff were wet, though, right, I feel like the
Speaker 1: reason is better than making something up. You blame it
Speaker 1: on the toilet. Yeah, that's right, but that's even weirder
Speaker 1: man and you're like battling a toilet. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: the whole thing was just really bad. I'm just hoping
Speaker 1: we can say it because she's a quality girl. All right,
Speaker 1: Well we'll try. I'm a dollar phone him right now
Speaker 1: here we go? All right, thank you? Hello, Hi, may
Speaker 1: I speak to Natalie? Please? This is Natalie. Natalie. How
Speaker 1: are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in
Speaker 1: the Morning. I'm good, I'm sorry. Who is this Jewel
Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, how can I help you? Well, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Have you heard of the show before? Um? It sounds
Speaker 1: a little familiar. I'm not sure exactly. The first thing
Speaker 1: you can help with is maybe listening once and saying
Speaker 1: you feel like it, and then other than that, we
Speaker 1: got an email about you from somebody who does listen
Speaker 1: to the show. Okay, So we do a segment on
Speaker 1: our show called the Second Date Update. That's where if
Speaker 1: you go out on a date with somebody and then
Speaker 1: end up not calling them back after they can email
Speaker 1: us to get you on the phone and ask what happened.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, I think I have heard of this before.
Speaker 1: It that like roses something to do with No No,
Speaker 1: very similar though similar, but no, it's a little bit different.
Speaker 1: But you went out with a dude named Cody, right,
Speaker 1: Yeah I did. Okay, Well, Cody emailed us and we
Speaker 1: talked to him, and he told us about your date.
Speaker 1: He said that he liked you a lot, but he
Speaker 1: also said that you're not calling him back. That is true, okay,
Speaker 1: And Cody wants to know why. He had really nice
Speaker 1: things to say about you. He thought you were a
Speaker 1: quality woman. Oh well, that's very nice. I don't know
Speaker 1: exactly what to say. It was definitely one of the
Speaker 1: most awkward dates I've been on. What was so awkward
Speaker 1: about it? I don't know exactly what it was like
Speaker 1: he was just clearly having a hard time that night,
Speaker 1: like everything, or just towards the end. It was like
Speaker 1: sort of started towards like the middle, I guess, and
Speaker 1: then it just kept getting like stranger, and then we
Speaker 1: ended up just deciding like Hey, let's just call it
Speaker 1: a night, maybe, like reschedule how so, what do you
Speaker 1: mean by stranger? So he was definitely very sweaty, I guess,
Speaker 1: which was like fine at first, like whatever, but like
Speaker 1: he kept going to the bathroom and one of the time,
Speaker 1: this guy who actually came out of the bathroom and
Speaker 1: came over to me and was like, hey, are you
Speaker 1: with that guy? And he's like, I don't know what
Speaker 1: his deal is, but he just offered me forty dollars
Speaker 1: to switch pants with him. And the guy told you that, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: that is so weird. What did you think? I didn't
Speaker 1: know what to say. I was like, oh, okay, it
Speaker 1: was so weird, and like at this point, I'm like
Speaker 1: all kinds of things were creeping into my mind. I'm like,
Speaker 1: whatever it is, it must have been like bad or
Speaker 1: gross to like try to switch pants with a stranger
Speaker 1: in the bathroom room. Yeah, but then don't you feel
Speaker 1: bad for him? I did feel bad, Like what you do?
Speaker 1: So I'm just sitting there, So what do you What
Speaker 1: do you think happened while he was in there? I
Speaker 1: don't know if he had an accident, like pooped himself
Speaker 1: in the bathroom, that's what you think happened. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know what else to thinks, Like, it must
Speaker 1: have been bad, it must have been gross. He was
Speaker 1: like all flustered and everything, and it's just like before
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, let's do these jealous shots, like
Speaker 1: I'll probably make out with this guy tonight, And now
Speaker 1: if I think about that, I'm thinking about gross things.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't even know how that will work. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you feel bad. I haven't texted him back, but like,
Speaker 1: I just like, I don't know how to get past that. Well,
Speaker 1: you don't have to feel too bad because you can
Speaker 1: talk to him right now. He's actually on the other
Speaker 1: line listening and wants to talk to you. What. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think he's still there, Cody, are you still there? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm still here. Yeah, I'm sorry. I would not have
Speaker 1: said not much about it myself. I mean, what was
Speaker 1: I supposed to say? Right, she's still thinking you pooped
Speaker 1: yourself right now, she's thinking you didn't. Like I've never
Speaker 1: pooped myself. I would never poop myself. At some point.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not like judging you because it happened.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, I don't know how happened, So like,
Speaker 1: I'm really didn't happen. I didn't. Okay, then Cody, if
Speaker 1: you really didn't poop your pants, and like, what the
Speaker 1: hell is going on? Okay, So I was gonna go
Speaker 1: home and shower after work to get ready to the date,
Speaker 1: but I didn't have time. So like I walked to
Speaker 1: the restaurant and I got a little bit sweaty, and
Speaker 1: then you walked into that place, and I was just
Speaker 1: done by you, and I got really nervous, like you
Speaker 1: were more than I expected. And once like the dates
Speaker 1: started happening, you were really cool. And then the pooped himself.
Speaker 1: No I didn't. I didn't pop myself. Please stop sound
Speaker 1: you're leading up to nervous diarrhea. I gonna agree with that.
Speaker 1: I've never had nervous diarrhea in my life. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. He didn't pop him I swear I had
Speaker 1: bo Like you didn't smell that, I know, like divinnerger.
Speaker 1: I mean, I honestly, like I didn't smell anything at
Speaker 1: the beginning of the day. I don't know what you
Speaker 1: were doing in the bathroom if it wasn't that, But
Speaker 1: I feel like you're just trying to make up an
Speaker 1: excuse about it, which I understand it's embarrassing, but like no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no, I'm not making up an excuse, not at all.
Speaker 1: That's the truth I was. I was that bo So
Speaker 1: what do you do in the bathroom code? You got
Speaker 1: to finish the story? Yeah, please. So I didn't have
Speaker 1: wasn't carrying Jodren with me. So when I went to
Speaker 1: the bathroom, the only thing I could do was was
Speaker 1: washed my my piss with you know, with water and
Speaker 1: hand soap. But then, I mean, I was I was thinking,
Speaker 1: like I don't know, maybe it's a jello shots. I
Speaker 1: was thinking, and maybe I'll get lucky. Maybe TONIGHTO we'll
Speaker 1: go pretty far. And so I washed my with hand
Speaker 1: soap in your pants. And when I came back, it
Speaker 1: was singing really badly, and I started to sweat more,
Speaker 1: and it was I just like I went fast to
Speaker 1: the bathroom to try to get the soap off of
Speaker 1: my my junk, and it's obviously made a big wet mess,
Speaker 1: and like I threw out my underwear there. It still
Speaker 1: sounds like I pooked myself. I didn't poove myself. I
Speaker 1: just I got really wet and it was and I
Speaker 1: was trying to drive myself off with a handbrier. I mean,
Speaker 1: it was like the worst, Cody. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you're telling the truth, which I'm still not really sure
Speaker 1: if you are. I just I mean when you first
Speaker 1: showed up, you know, I did find you attractive, and
Speaker 1: I thought you had kind of like a manly smell
Speaker 1: of anything. It was kind of a turn on, like
Speaker 1: nothing smells gross or weird. Like that's why I said, like,
Speaker 1: let's scar up some jello shots. I don't know every
Speaker 1: like the links you went to seem if if that's
Speaker 1: what happened, like super little extress. Little extress are a
Speaker 1: good way to put it. I mean to say that
Speaker 1: when you felt that that my smell was was manly,
Speaker 1: it's so frustrating to hear. I mean, like I went
Speaker 1: through all those steps, I did all that craziness, and
Speaker 1: you actually liked the smell. It's well, Natalie, would you
Speaker 1: like to go on a second date with Cody? We'll
Speaker 1: pay for it. He can get all sweaty before he
Speaker 1: shells up and knows that he doesn't have to take
Speaker 1: a shower in the bathroom. It's actually a really good
Speaker 1: side Natalie that you're that you have that type of
Speaker 1: chemistry with this dude. I'm seriously did that was before?
Speaker 1: Like now, I still don't know. I don't know. Come on,
Speaker 1: who doesn't want to start their love story with a
Speaker 1: good poop story? Not? I mean, I don't that's the problem.
Speaker 1: I don't. But I don't know. Knowing now that he
Speaker 1: didn't go to the bathroom on himself, he was just
Speaker 1: feeling sweaty and gross, would you like to go out
Speaker 1: with him again? Give him another chick? I mean, like,
Speaker 1: if it's not true, all that stuff makes him seem
Speaker 1: a little crazy. But like, I don't know. I promise
Speaker 1: I'm normal. I promised to. Yeah, that's what normal people
Speaker 1: always say, Cody. I know. I was like, that's what
Speaker 1: you want to hear. Um. I do feel bad about
Speaker 1: not texting him back because I did say we'd reschedules.
Speaker 1: So I mean, I'm not promising anything. I just want to, like, like,
Speaker 1: maybe we can meet up, you know, a little friendlish
Speaker 1: and just see how it goes. Hi is that good?
Speaker 1: I'll take it all? Right? There you go? Good? Well,
Speaker 1: congratulations Cody, you got a second date? Kind of I'm
Speaker 1: going for a run right now. Yeah, get nice and sweaty,
Speaker 1: broken in the morning,